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Hosts award worst-of-2024 accolades, with Barry O's Barbecue Challenge taking the title of worst theme of the decade.
Barry O's Barbecue Challenge is the worst theme of the decade
high confidence · Dennis and co-host explicitly state this as a definitive judgment, noting it missed 'on every level' and was a fundamental business and design failure by American Pinball
Avatar's callouts are repetitive and poorly executed, with characters constantly repeating 'shoot the left ramp'
high confidence · Direct criticism: 'I'm so tired of hearing these avatars tell you to shoot the left ramp... over and over and over again'
John Wick's playfield art is among the worst Stern has produced since World Poker Tour
high confidence · 'This is one of the worst Stern playfields since World Poker Tour. It is so bad.'
Avatar's rule set is so convoluted that Jersey Jack included a 4x4 foot chart to explain how to start modes
high confidence · 'When you have to include a 4x4 foot chart of how to start modes on Avatar... it's convoluted'
American Pinball abandoned GTF work to focus resources on Barry O's Barbecue Challenge
medium confidence · Hosts infer this: 'GTF wasn't the instant hit we wanted... they just moved on' after investing heavily in Barbecue
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland has poor playfield layout with an underutilized upper playfield
high confidence · 'Alice Adventures of Wonderland is just not fun... when you do [reach the upper playfield] like oh yeah there nothing to do up here'
Final Resistance received no meaningful community engagement after its initial launch
medium confidence · 'I have not thought about that game. Nobody has talked about that game. That game has been in a purgatory.'
ABBA's artwork relies heavily on AI-generated imagery with visible quality issues
high confidence · 'It was pretty bad because it was all AI. Like, I'm surprised the band members didn't have six fingers.'
“I'm so tired of hearing these avatars tell you to shoot the left ramp. It's, it's, it was just horrible. And it was over and over and over again.”
Dennis (host) @ ~15:00 — Core criticism of Avatar's repetitive and poorly written callouts, a major design failure for a Jersey Jack premium title
“When you have to include a 4x4 foot chart of how to start modes on Avatar... how in the hell are they going to know, Atu Atu Multiball Mountain, like what the fuck are we doing here?”
Dennis (host) @ ~55:00 — Highlights the incomprehensible rule complexity of Avatar, where even mode names are unpronounceable
“This is one of the worst Stern playfields since World Poker Tour. It is so bad.”
Bob (co-host) @ ~28:00 — Stark condemnation of John Wick's artwork from Stern, a company expected to maintain higher standards
“Barbecue for so many reasons just pisses me off. That time was spent, money was spent, jobs were lost because of this fucking product.”
Dennis (host) @ ~48:00 — Suggests Barry O's Barbecue had material business consequences for American Pinball, indicating real damage
“You didn't do the whimsical version. You didn't even do the American McGee's horror version. You did this tarted-up version which nobody asked for.”
Tim (co-host) @ ~52:00 — Critical assessment of Dutch Pinball's Alice failing to deliver on the promise of the IP
“I fully expect that to be a shit show. But I do not expect a game that I deem as the highest end product to have The most ridiculous rule Set known to man.”
Dennis (host) @ ~54:00 — Sets expectations for different manufacturer tiers, emphasizing that Jersey Jack/Avatar's failures are worse because they're 'premium'
“They put Whitewater 2 on the shelf for this. Yes! All the decisions, the commercially unsuccessful choices that they ended up making.”
Bob (co-host) @ ~72:00 — Reveals that American Pinball abandoned a higher-potential sequel to pursue Barry O's, a strategic disaster
product_concern: John Wick criticized as having one of the worst Stern playfields since World Poker Tour, with poor art direction, purple/blue styling that doesn't fit the theme, and Dark Knight head imagery instead of proper John Wick aesthetics
high · Bob: 'This is one of the worst Stern playfields since World Poker Tour. It is so bad.' Dennis: 'Guns wouldn't have fixed anything with this art package. This art package is terrible.'
product_concern: Avatar: The Battle for Pandora features repetitive, monotonous callouts where characters constantly repeat 'shoot the left ramp' in ways that are 'over and over and over again,' indicating poor voice direction and script quality
high · Dennis: 'I'm so tired of hearing these avatars tell you to shoot the left ramp... It was just horrible. And it was over and over and over again.'
product_concern: Avatar requires a 4x4 foot chart to explain how to start modes; mode names are unpronounceable (Atu Atu, Multiball Mountain); inserts are confusing and don't clearly communicate function
high · Dennis: 'When you have to include a 4x4 foot chart of how to start modes on Avatar... if the people can't even pronounce the modes, how in the hell are they going to know?'
product_concern: Looney Tunes' rotating Tasmanian Devil toy is too slow and poorly executed compared to the successful Leatherface toy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which it attempts to replicate
high · Dennis: 'The rotating Tasmanian devil... it was too slow. It's like you need to put a motor up on high on that thing or you need to not do it. You took the innovation of the Leatherface reveal and you turned it into the lamification of the Tasmanian Devil.'
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Looney Tunes' rotating Tasmanian Devil toy is poorly executed and too slow
high confidence · 'The rotating Tasmanian devil... it was too slow. It's like you need to put a motor up on high on that thing or you need to not do it.'
John Wick's 'Gun Gate' controversy was overstated; the real problem is poor art direction throughout
high confidence · 'I held back because of the Gun Gate thing... but guns wouldn't have fixed anything with this art package'
“Rock'em Sock'em Bullshit. Just. I, uh, I would. God, I'm mad about this too. They knew better. JJP, you know better.”
Dennis (host) @ ~35:00 — Expresses frustration with Jersey Jack's toy implementation on Alice, blaming them for not learning from prior mistakes
“I have not thought about that game [Final Resistance]. Nobody has talked about that game. That game has been in a purgatory.”
Bob (co-host) @ ~67:00 — Suggests Final Resistance completely failed to maintain community interest post-launch, a sign of commercial weakness
“It's like you took the innovation of the Leatherface reveal and you turned it into the lamification of the Tasmanian Devil.”
Dennis (host) @ ~40:00 — Critiques Spooky's toy design in Looney Tunes as a failed attempt to reuse successful mechanics from Texas Chainsaw
product_concern: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland fails to deliver on its IP promise, adopting neither the whimsical original version nor the horror approach of American McGee's Alice, instead creating a sexualized version 'nobody asked for'
high · Tim: 'You didn't do the whimsical version. You didn't even do the American McGee's horror version. You did this tarted-up version which nobody asked for.'
business_signal: American Pinball appears to have abandoned GTF development to focus resources on Barry O's Barbecue Challenge, which proved commercially unsuccessful and damaged the company's resources and reputation
medium · Bob: 'They put Whitewater 2 on the shelf for this... all the decisions, the commercially unsuccessful choices that they ended up making.'
sentiment_shift: Final Resistance experienced rapid community engagement drop-off post-launch; hosts report no discussion or awareness of the game months after release, indicating commercial and cultural failure
high · Bob: 'I have not thought about that game [Final Resistance] for an entire year... Nobody has talked about that game. That game has been in a purgatory.'
design_philosophy: Spooky Pinball's attempt to reuse the successful rotating toy mechanism from Texas Chainsaw (Leatherface) in Looney Tunes (Tasmanian Devil) failed because of speed/motor issues and thematic inappropriateness
high · Dennis: 'The whole, the leather face turning around, so cool... because you had the Tasmanian slowville turnaround. It didn't work because it was too slow.'
product_concern: ABBA's artwork is entirely AI-generated with visible quality problems, including unusual rendering of band members (joke about six fingers), lending the game a cheap, low-effort appearance
high · Dennis: 'It was pretty bad because it was all AI. Like, I'm surprised the band members didn't have six fingers.'
gameplay_signal: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland has a poorly designed layout with an underutilized upper playfield that provides no engaging gameplay once reached, making the overall experience unsatisfying
high · Dennis: 'Alice Adventures of Wonderland is just not fun... when you do [reach the upper playfield] like oh yeah there nothing to do up here. This isn fun either.'
design_philosophy: Barry O's Barbecue Challenge represents a fundamental misunderstanding of how to execute a theme, missing on multiple levels: it's not a good theme concept, the barbecue restaurant integration was 'completely misguided,' and the Barry O's branding adds nothing
high · Dennis: 'It missed on every level... the idea that they could sell it to barbecue restaurants was completely misguided... they still just made it all about barbecue... nobody knows [Barry O's].'