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Mandalorian launch praised for art and execution, but Baby Yoda static toy is a missed design opportunity.
The Baby Yoda figurine in Mandalorian is a static, hollow shell that does nothing mechanically and should have been animated or interactive.
high confidence · Cary directly observes from released imagery and compares to Homer Simpson's head in The Simpsons pinball, which actually reacts to gameplay.
The Mandalorian launch was significantly more successful than Stern's previous title, with no copyright/audio muting issues on social media release.
high confidence · Cary explicitly contrasts this launch with prior Stern releases that had copyright problems.
Randy Martinez's art packages for all three tiers (Pro, Premium, LE) are all good, with Cary personally preferring the Pro due to its orange/yellowish color palette.
high confidence · Cary states this as his observed opinion from released artwork.
One main character from The Mandalorian show is missing from the artwork and game, likely due to Disney's decision rather than Stern's.
medium confidence · Cary speculates without evidence that Disney mandated the exclusion, but acknowledges it's his opinion.
The 10-day delay until Jack Dangerous's gameplay stream (21st) is unusually long and may harm pre-orders, as many players won't commit until seeing gameplay.
high confidence · Cary cites Jack Dangerous's posted stream date and compares it to typical 7-day gaps between reveal and stream.
“What was the difference between Homer Simpson's large head and big old baby Yoda? It was the fact that Homer Simpson's large head, say it with me, did something. It reacted with the game. It turned. It moved around. It did something.”
Cary Hardy@ 8:26 — Core criticism: static decorative toy vs. interactive mechanic is the fundamental design miss.
“I feel like Baby Yoda should have done something... have him react with the game to some sort of fashion whether it be his head turns a little bit or his arm moves up and down... I think having him react with what you're doing in the game would have made this game easily a home run.”
Cary Hardy@ 10:00 — Design suggestion: minimal animation would have elevated the toy from decorative liability to design highlight.
“There's a chance that we may see something sooner than that. We'll see. But I want to get close to wrapping up this video by saying, Brian, Brian Eddy, for those of you who don't know, designed this game. Even though I have not seen it shoot yet, I do want to say congratulations, and I am so glad that this title, as of right now, looks better than your previous game.”
Cary Hardy@ 15:02 — Backhanded compliment to Brian Eddy: current game visually superior to his previous Stern design.
“A lot of people, including myself, am not going to put an order in on a game until I see how it shoots, at the bare minimum.”
Cary Hardy@ 13:55 — Market signal: gameplay footage is critical to purchase decision, and delayed reveals directly impact sales.
“I mean, you can buy other things for the game why not give others with the pro the option to upgrade or at least change to the wire forms because it's not there's nothing different aside from the building materials the structure of the game is still the same.”
business_signal: Pro model plastic ramps vs. Premium wire ramps create cost cliff; Cary suggests offering wire ramp upgrade kit (~$200-300) as aftermarket option rather than forcing $2k+ jump to Premium tier.
medium · Cary: 'they could sell the wire form separately as an accessory... why not give others with the pro the option to upgrade... without paying the extra couple of grand for the premium.'
sentiment_shift: Mixed community reception in comments: some players excited about theme and art, others concerned about Baby Yoda functionality, color palette, and theme integration depth.
medium · Comments from Ronald, Draven, and Bruno express reservations about color palette, theme integration, and static toy cost-benefit; contrasts with positive comments from Todd Tucky and Cigars and Pins.
competitive_signal: Brian Eddy's Mandalorian visually outperforms his previous Stern game, suggesting quality improvement or design growth, though Cary withholds judgment pending gameplay.
medium · Cary: 'I am so glad that this title, as of right now, looks better than your previous game' despite not having seen gameplay yet.
design_philosophy: Baby Yoda figurine is static and non-interactive, serving as pure decoration despite occupying prominent visual real estate; disproportionate scale relative to other playfield toys (Razor Crest) creates visual imbalance.
high · Cary compares to Homer Simpson's head in Simpsons pinball which actually moves/reacts. Suggests alternatives: hand movement to push ball, head turns, arm movement, ear movement responding to gameplay modes.
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Cary Hardy@ 11:39 — Business suggestion: offer wire ramp upgrade kit for Pro model owners at ~$200-300 rather than forcing $2k+ jump to Premium.
“I made the mistake of thinking that Black Knight Sword of Rage was going to be so awesome when I saw the trailers for it... and then I saw the gameplay and I was like I changed my mind.”
Cary Hardy@ 12:40 — Highlights risk of judging games on screenshots alone; gameplay execution can contradict visual promise.
product_launch: Mandalorian launch was significantly smoother than previous Stern releases; no copyright strikes or audio muting issues on Facebook/YouTube uploads.
high · Cary: 'I first want to congratulate Stern on a successful launch. This seems to go off much better than their previous title... There wasn't any kind of copyright issues with them releasing the video on Facebook or YouTube.'
licensing_signal: One main Mandalorian character excluded from playfield artwork and game; Cary speculates (without evidence) that Disney mandated this exclusion rather than Stern choosing it.
low · Cary: 'There's one person that's not on there' and 'I don't think that was Stern's decision on removing her from the game. I'm more than willing to bet that that was Disney's decision.' Explicitly notes 'no evidence of that.'
market_signal: Gameplay footage is critical purchase decision factor; players will not commit to pre-orders or NIB purchases until seeing actual gameplay in action.
high · Cary: 'a lot of people, including myself, am not going to put an order in on a game until I see how it shoots, at the bare minimum.' References personal purchasing behavior: judges games on entertainment value of gameplay footage.
product_strategy: 10-day delay until gameplay stream (Jack Dangerous on the 21st) is unusually long; compares to typical 7-day gaps between reveal and streaming gameplay.
high · Cary states: 'That is a little weird. That's almost really questionable why they want to wait 10 days to show everyone how the game shoots. That may be the longest gap in between an initial reveal to a stream.'
product_strategy: Surprise retention of mini-playfield in Pro model; Cary expected it to be LE/Premium exclusive but it remained across all tiers, indicating cost management or strategic decision.
medium · Cary: 'I'm honestly surprised we still got the mech that diverts the ball to the mini playfield. I'm honestly surprised that we still even got the mini playfield on the Pro.' Calls this 'a surprise' given typical tier differentiation.
product_concern: Kevin Moore comment reflects ongoing concern about Stern's unresolved playfield issues; some buyers now prefer used machines over new to avoid quality control problems.
medium · Comment from Kevin Moore: 'Stern hasn't really resolved the playfield issues, so if I get one, it will be a used one most likely.'