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Predator #pinball first impressions - WHERES ARNOLD?!?! and MORE borrowed ideas from other games?!?!

Walt Wood Pinball·video·54m 20s·analyzed·Jun 21, 2025
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TL;DR

Walt Wood criticizes Predator pinball for missing Arnold, a lame chopper mech, and plagiarized playfield elements.

Summary

Walt Wood delivers an abrasive, profanity-laden critique of Pinball Brothers' Predator machine, focusing on three main complaints: the absence of Arnold Schwarzenegger from the game despite his iconic role in the film, the helicopter toy mechanism that doesn't interact with the ball and appears poorly executed, and allegations that the playfield borrows heavily from recent games like Labyrinth, X-Men, and Foo Fighters without meaningful originality. Wood also criticizes media interviews with Pinball Brothers CEO Paul Daniel as softball, corporate-friendly content that avoids tough questions about the game's design choices and licensing limitations.

Key Claims

  • The Predator machine's helicopter toy doesn't interact with the ball—the ball goes under it and the toy spins, with no actual mechanical engagement.

    high confidence · Walt Wood's direct observation and repeated criticism of gameplay footage from Kaneda's Pinball Podcast video

  • Predator's playfield borrows a ramp-with-circular-swirl design directly from Labyrinth, just positioned differently (top vs. bottom of playfield).

    medium confidence · Walt Wood's comparative analysis of playfield layouts, personal opinion based on visual inspection

  • The wire-form apron rail leading to a kickback on Predator is taken from X-Men (and possibly Rollercoaster Tycoon).

    medium confidence · Walt Wood's playfield mechanic comparison

  • Three targets in the middle of Predator's playfield are copied from Foo Fighters pinball.

    medium confidence · Walt Wood's observation during playfield analysis

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger was considered for custom voiceovers but licensing/cost issues prevented his involvement.

    medium confidence · Paul Daniel (Pinball Brothers CEO) acknowledges Arnold is 'an expensive asset' and licensing difficulties in interview footage

  • An internal/unreleased gameplay video featuring Arnold voiceovers (from Kaneda's Pinball Podcast) was leaked or distributed by an unauthorized distributor.

    medium confidence · Paul Daniel states the Kaneda video was 'for internal use and was recorded months ago' and 'wasn't meant to be out there,' suggesting NDA breach

  • Pinball Brothers and other manufacturers are conducting only 'safe' media interviews, avoiding critical questions about design originality and licensing.

    medium confidence · Walt Wood's interpretation of interview strategy across multiple channels (Kaneda's Pinball Podcast, Dirty Pool Pinball, etc.)

  • Stern's Dungeons & Dragons machine stole half its playfield from Labyrinth.

    low confidence · Walt Wood's accusatory opinion

Notable Quotes

  • “Where's Arnold? Where's Arnold at? Pinball. An unforgiving wide-body machine built Tee'd Off hunt and forge in the heart of cinematic legend.”

    Walt Wood@ 4:24 — Core complaint: absence of Arnold Schwarzenegger from game marketing and apparent design

  • “The fucking helicopter doesn't even come in contact with the ball. It doesn't pick it up, it doesn't do anything. Look at this, bro, the fucking ball comes under the chopper, the thing spins, and I'm supposed Tee'd Off cum in my pants?”

    Walt Wood@ 6:02 — Technical criticism of the flagship helicopter toy mechanic

  • “They took a lot of liberties from other pins, again... they stole something off Labyrinth here. And X-Men. We're going Tee'd Off get into it.”

    Walt Wood@ 12:08 — Main accusation of design plagiarism across multiple recent games

  • “Everything that's original sucks. Like the fucking chopper, that's original. That's why it sucks. Because these motherfuckers don't have any ideas.”

    Walt Wood@ 22:08 — Thesis statement: Pinball Brothers lacks original design vision and relies on borrowed mechanics

  • “Arnold Schwarzenegger is a is an expensive asset I'm well aware of that and you know I'm very understanding for that some of the community obviously was like I it's gonna have Arnold's gonna have Arnold.”

    Paul Daniel (Pinball Brothers CEO)@ 31:52 — Confirms licensing/cost constraints prevented Arnold involvement

  • “There actually is a gameplay video out there, which is not put out there by us... It wasn't meant to be out there, and somebody apparently has broken their NDA here.”

Entities

Walt WoodpersonPinball BrotherscompanyPaul DanielpersonPredatorgameKaneda's Pinball Podcastperson/mediaLabyrinthgame

Signals

  • ?

    business_signal: Pinball Brothers operating under apparent design constraints—either lack of original ideas or unsustainable reliance on borrowed mechanics from competitors

    medium · Walt Wood's thesis that 'everything that's original sucks' and company relies on stolen elements; suggestion that design originality is competitive disadvantage; broader concern about industry trend toward mechanical copying

  • ?

    community_signal: Media interviews with Pinball Brothers appear strategically curated to avoid critical questions; described as 'safe interviews' similar to political campaign strategy of only interviewing friendly outlets

    medium · Walt Wood's observation across multiple interview channels (Kaneda's Pinball Podcast, Dirty Pool Pinball, others) noting absence of tough questions about design originality, Arnold absence, mechanic sourcing; criticism of 'scripted' vs. genuine tough questions

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Community expectations for Arnold Schwarzenegger involvement were high and unmet; disappointment driving criticism and skepticism about game quality

    high · Paul Daniel acknowledges community repeatedly asked 'Is it Arnold?' and 'everyone keeps saying, is there Arnold?'; YouTube titles and searches confirm this was widespread expectation; Walt Wood's repeated framing of Arnold's absence as central failure

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Pinball Brothers appears to be competing in boutique/semi-boutique segment with Labyrinth, X-Men, and Foo Fighters as reference points; vulnerability to design comparison and criticism

    medium · Walt Wood's assumption that players will compare Predator mechanically to recent releases; emphasis on borrowed elements suggesting competitive transparency/visibility

Transcript

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0:00
Hi. You know what the world needs now? A strong white male lead. That's it. A strong male white lead. That's what we need in this time of DEI and gayness and trans, LGBT plus Q, fuck your mother. We need, and, and, ugh, all this shit. We need a strong male white lead. You want to see him? I'll show you. Right here. P-E-R-E-D-O, Predator. Look what you get. This is what we need. You tell me Predator? I was excited. You know why? Because of this fucking guy right here. It's scratching my itch. A strong male white lead. Yeah. Let's go. Scratching me where I itch. Scratching me. Right where I itch. This is what we need. this is what the world needs right now a strong male white lead okay it's okay to be white and strong and a man it's not toxic masculinity or gay newspeak shit like that no this is what we need a Duke Nukem a fucking predator a fucking Calypso, a fucking, with a big cigar, you know, that's what we need, we are dying, okay, this culture, this PC culture, bro, I'm telling you right now, whether, and it has nothing to do with politics, bro, okay, I'm telling you, they're trying to remove masculine things, dude, they're trying to take our shit away from us, bro, whether you want to believe it or not, you can keep sticking your fucking head in the sand, go ahead, this is what's going on, okay, they're trying to take all of our fucking strong male leads away from us, just look at Minecraft, what'd they do with Jason Momoa, the big fucking guy with the lion, they put him in a fucking pink coat, and a fucking wig, shut the fuck up, they took his balls and put him in a fucking vice grip, this is what we need folks strong male white lead okay we're dying here we need it so predator you have a perfect opportunity bam put that motherfucker up front and center it's okay to be a man here's my dick and balls it's okay the world won't end. You know what I'm saying?
3:21
This is what we need. And what do we get? What do we get? Did you give me Arnold? Did you? Let's see what we get. Where's the fucking trailer? Here we go.

  • Designing original pinball machines without copying from others is genuinely difficult; if it were easy, companies could produce five machines per day.

    low confidence · Walt Wood's comparative statement about design difficulty

  • The unreleased Kaneda video contains sections of silence and incomplete sound design, confirming it's an early build.

    high confidence · Paul Daniel acknowledges the leaked video is not final and lacks proper audio engineering

    • Paul Daniel (Pinball Brothers CEO)@ 38:47 — Acknowledgment of leaked internal video and NDA breach

  • “These are the questions we want Tee'd Off know. Why is he not there? Where is Arnold? Why is he not in the code? How come he doesn't do any custom lines?”

    Walt Wood@ 32:44 — Articulation of community expectations around Arnold's involvement

  • “I don't believe him at all, I don't believe him at all, I think in his heart, this fucker, right there, this guy, in his heart, he knows that that mech sucks, he just doesn't want Tee'd Off hurt this guy's feelings.”

    Walt Wood@ 35:01 — Cynical assessment of soft media coverage and interview gatekeeping

  • “If anybody watching that video thinks that your game has large sections of silence and no sound effects in it, is living in a dream world that that would ever get a release.”

    Paul Daniel (Pinball Brothers CEO)@ 40:02 — Confirms early/incomplete state of leaked Kaneda video

  • “This is why you guys are getting mediocre games. This is why. Nobody's doing that. Nobody.”

    Walt Wood@ 40:28 — Indictment of soft journalism enabling weak game design

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    Stern Pinballcompany
    Spooky Pinballcompany
    Dirty Pool Pinballperson/media
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    Dungeons & Dragonsgame
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    design_philosophy: Playfield borrows heavily from recent releases without meaningful differentiation: ramp-with-swirl from Labyrinth, wire-form apron rail kickback from X-Men, three-target center from Foo Fighters

    medium · Walt Wood's comparative visual analysis of playfield layouts across machines; acknowledgment that design difficulty is the 'hard part' and companies 'can't steal shit from other people'; frustration that stolen elements work while original mech (chopper) fails

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Helicopter toy mechanic does not physically interact with the ball; ball passes under toy while it spins—perceived as unengaging and poorly executed compared to expectations set by promotional videos

    high · Multiple detailed observations of gameplay footage showing ball routing under stationary chopper toy; Walt Wood's repeated assertion that toy 'doesn't do anything' and 'doesn't even interact with the ball'

  • ?

    leak_detection: Early internal gameplay video featuring Arnold voiceovers and different audio mix leaked via unauthorized distributor (Kaneda's Pinball Podcast); breach of NDA

    high · Paul Daniel confirms video was 'for internal use,' 'recorded months ago,' 'wasn't meant to be out there,' and represents NDA breach; acknowledges leaked video lacks proper audio engineering and is not final iteration

  • ?

    licensing_signal: Arnold Schwarzenegger unavailable for custom voiceovers due to licensing costs and complexity; licensing constraints limit game content depth

    high · Paul Daniel explicitly states Arnold is 'an expensive asset' and acknowledges licensing difficulties; confirms community expectations around Arnold inclusion were not met; mentions possible future Disney licensing resolution for additional Arnold content

  • ?

    community_signal: Paul Daniel as new Pinball Brothers CEO appears to be engaging in reputation management and damage control via media appearances; tone suggests inexperience or corporate messaging discipline

    medium · Interview clips show Paul defending licensing constraints and NDA breaches; Walt Wood's assessment that Paul is engaging in 'corporate endorsement' and defensive positioning rather than transparent communication

  • $

    market_signal: No explicit pricing mentioned, but context suggests Predator is positioned as premium widebody in competitive market where design originality and flagship features matter significantly to buyer perception

    low · Reference to machine as 'unforgiving wide-body' and emphasis on licensing IP (Predator film); implicit assumption that premium price is justified by design and feature set

  • ?

    product_concern: Helicopter toy appears to be flagship feature lacking mechanical depth; promotional videos (from 'retro Jingo' YouTuber) criticized as overselling lame mechanic through selective framing and hype

    high · Walt Wood's detailed critique of chopper videos showing ball routing and toy interaction; comparison to overhyped promotional content; assertion that mech 'sucks' and design has 'no thought put into it'

  • ?

    technology_signal: Early leaked video shows incomplete audio design (sections of silence, missing sound effects) suggesting software/integration still in development at time of leak

    high · Paul Daniel confirms leaked video audio is not final; states 'If anybody watching that video thinks that your game has large sections of silence... is living in a dream world that that would ever get a release'

    • 3:46
    where there are no rules. You better. Where nothing that lives is safe. An elite rescue squad is being led by the ultimate warrior. But now, they're up against the ultimate enemy.
    4:04
    Pinball Brothers proudly present The Predator. Yeah, look, he's not even there. He's not even fucking on the back.
    4:16
    I knew you were gonna do this. I knew it. They put the ugly fucking guy on the front. Where's Arnold? Where's Arnold at? Pinball. An unforgiving wide-body machine built to hunt and forge in the heart of cinematic legend.
    4:34
    Face off with the deadly predator. Okay. Whoa, God! Unleash old painless. attack the rebel cannon and get to the chopper fuck you bro you are kiss my asshole with this chopper are you fucking kidding me dude lick my nuts look at this fucking thing i'm supposed to be excited about this
    5:10
    deadly rams and get to the chopper bro have you ever seen like a lamer thing than that i'm sorry dude come the fuck on are you kidding me with this chopper bro no i'm not done with the fucking chopper yet i'm not done Bro I can see the chip Four screws, wires coming to it Bro you're supposed to Conceal that shit Like you gotta do a clever job A more clever job at hiding the chips and shit Dude Like this doesn't give me any confidence here The fucking helicopter doesn't even come in contact With the ball It doesn't pick it up, it doesn't do anything Look at this Bro, the fucking ball comes under the chopper, the thing spins, and I'm supposed to cum in my pants? Is that what happens next? Really? I'm supposed to nut in my pants over that shit? Are you fucking kidding me? I am sick of this, bro. Sick of this.
    6:34
    What are you fuckers doing to me? this is bullshit bro look at this pinball is dying dude look at this because they're gonna hype this up like this is amazing i already seen the one guy doing it are you ready get ready for the chopper it's going to be amazing oh god he comes in his pants watch i fucking have it right here i'm all over this shit all over it this is bullshit bro i'm sick of getting my nuts tickled Stop tickling my balls, dude I'm fucking sick of this Look at this, bro Look at it Fucking look at it Look at this guy This is what I saw I don't even know if it's still up there He might have taken it off Where was it? Is this it? No, that's not it He might have taken it down He probably took it down Because everybody was busting his balls this retro Jingo guy.
    7:42
    Where's the chopper video, bro? Show me the chopper video. Oh, it was there. I saw it, bro. I fucking saw it.
    7:52
    Here, we'll find it. We'll find it. We'll find it. Here we go. Here we go. Hold on. Look at this. Look at it.
    8:01
    Come on. Load up, man. Here we go. We're going live. There we go. Let's see. Here we go. Here we go. Is this it? No, no, no, no. Where is it? Where is it? They had a video of the chopper, bro, and they probably took it down because it's embarrassing.
    8:21
    Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I found it. I found it. I found it. You see how they're trying to hide this shit, bro. Look at this. Here it is. Here it is. Look at this guy. Oh yeah.
    8:59
    You know what you just saw? A shill in progress. I think the cops called that a 349. Officer, we got a 349 in progress, a shill in progress. That's somebody trying to get you more excited than the thing actually is look at this well I ready for a simple set up one day operation look at my guy here come on Hey, look at this everything blue white well it up as soon as the mission starts as soon as the chopper Does this look exciting to you? Just like in the beginning look at my god. It goes all red you're gonna love it
    9:53
    Take it out together Bro, if you guys can't tell that you're getting sold some shit from that guy, dude, don't get me wrong, that this retro Sango guy looks pretty nice, he looks like a nice guy, bro, stop fucking with me, dude, that shit is lame as fuck, okay, stop trying to sell me some fucking shit that sucks, no, bro, no, see, this is what I'm trying to tell you guys about, this is why I make these stupid videos, okay, don't get took, this guy's trying to play three-card money here, that shit sucks, dude. That is lame as fuck. You want to see it again? Look at this. Look at this, bro. This is lame as fuck, dude. They're just trying to sell you. They're just, they're just trying to sell you on this shit. That is some lame ass shit. That has like no thought put into it at all. Look at this. The ball, the thing doesn't even interact with the ball. it goes under it and the thing spins bro it doesn't even interact with the ball and look at the guy's face he's like oh yeah you're going to love it in six days this is what i'm trying to tell you guys about and warn you guys these motherfuckers are just trying to sell you on some lame shit dude like they don't have anything this is what i'm trying to warn you guys about, like, bro, they got no ideas, none, and we're gonna, I'm gonna explain that more and more as we go through some of this gameplay, because they took a lot of liberties from other pins, again, a fucking gen, dude, bro, I need to be, like, a pinball lawyer, I swear to god, bro, you can call me up, and I will go to court for you, seriously, my first client will be Labrith, The people who made Labyrinth, dude, because again, they stole something off Labyrinth here.
    12:16
    And X-Men. We're going to get into it. I just wanted to show you this guy trying to get you all hot and bothered and hyped up. He's trying to give you a boner about this copter, which sucks. We all just watched it, dude. It goes under the fucking thing, and that's it. Look, it goes under, and then that thing spins, bro.
    12:38
    six days, get ready in six days, like, let's go, come on, bro, give me a fucking break, stop blowing smoke up my ass, like, that's what I'm talking about, that's why I make these stupid videos, dude, you gotta look out for this shit, and they're doing this shit over and over and over again, dude, I'm getting sick of this, bro, let's do through this, Where's this video bro Let me see the gameplay Let's see Predator pinball Here we go Let me see I want to see the play field Let me just see the play field Where's the play field Show me the play field First of all There's no Arnold on it So What is wrong with white people to you Can I ask the world a question What is wrong with white male strong leads Like, why can that not be a thing anymore?
    13:46
    I mean, bro, like, every time there's a strong male, white lead, you either gotta replace it, or fucking change it, or fucking... Like, what the fuck? I mean, look at John Wick.
    13:59
    like, what's the new thing for John Wick, ballerina, and then, what is it, it's a black chick, so now you, you essentially made John Wick a black chick, essentially, that's what you did, look at this, you don't fucking believe me, you're going down the fucking wormhole with me right now, look, watch, watch, look at this, John Wick, ballerina, John Wick, ballerina, look at this, this is what they do so they go okay that worked so now we'll make her a black chick we'll make it a black chick let's say look here's the trailer so look she's what she's the boss now I'm sick of this bro sick of it this is what they do to all of our male leads they change them they make them fucking gay they make them black they make them fucking I'm sick of this bro I was counting on predator to put Arnold right there smack front and center. White dude. Bam. Right there. White, strong male lead. Let's go.
    15:22
    This movie looks like it sucks, bro. It's got no action. Look at this. They took John Wick out and replaced him with a bunch of chicks.
    15:40
    Oh shit, it's fucking Daryl. Pretty snoozer, huh? This movie looks like a snoozer. That's the best part, when they show John what? What?
    16:26
    Okay, I'm done. Looks like it sucks. And again, so they take the fucking male lead out, make him a chick, because in their mind they're like, oh, well, it worked with a dude, so why wouldn't it work with some chick? It'll totally work. Fuck you.
    16:52
    Stop putting bitches in all my shit. I'm sick of it, dude. So I was looking forward to this. I was looking forward. This is what I want.
    17:02
    Arnold representing me. A white dude. A strong white dude right there, man. You know what I'm saying? Come on now. Give me what I need. But do they give me what I need? No. Again. Where is he? Where's Arnold? He's not there.
    17:21
    What's this guy have to say? What's this fucking guy have to say? This is, uh, what is it? Pinball Heaven. Thanks for letting me watch your video.
    17:36
    Australia down under in the jungle at the moment and I have Daniel from pinball brothers who is in Europe Daniel. How are you? I'm fine. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Well, I want to see the gameplay You got any gameplay? Ages and we're coming to you from the past if you're watching this it is now the present future the game has released We are pre-recording this So we we're flying a little bit blind, but at the same time we'll go through everything we've got when I heard this rumor of Predator and a lot of our viewers know this I am a huge ambassador for this get tight there we go okay Kaneda Kaneda's got some shit here you go Kaneda you're doing the world a service buddy good job See, there you go, bro. There's Arnold.
    18:38
    Oh, it's all... Now, apparently this is old code. Apparently that's what's going on. Yeah, this was recorded months ago, according to PB Guy, which wasn't meant to be released.
    18:52
    Okay. Well, at least we can see the play field. Here's where that shitty helicopter is, bro. Come on. Oh, what the fuck is that? There we go.
    19:05
    That helicopter sucks. I'm sorry, bro. That thing sucks. Did you hear that? So... Let's switch this. There we go.
    19:21
    So... Out... Right out of the gate, they got a ramp with a swirly thing it's a ramp that goes to a rail with a circle just like labyrinth only they have theirs up at the top labyrinth has theirs down here towards the bottom and they also took from x-man and put the wire form right on the apron rail they put the wire form right on the apron that leads over to instead of the danger room it leads over to some fuck that kicks it right back up so they pretty much took that from Rollercoaster Tycoon and most recently from X-Men I would argue if there was no X-Men you wouldn't see this and if there was no Labyrinth you wouldn't see this
    20:20
    these guys, like, dude, this can't be allowed, bro, I am sick of seeing this, dude, like, this is making me so angry, okay, I'm sorry, bro, this is making me so fucking angry when I look at a new pinball machine and see a bunch of shit that I just saw fucking six months ago, a year ago, whatever it is, like, this is starting to really get on my fucking nerves, dude, and it's like, what do they just expect, like, what, they just think we're not gonna notice, like what am I like a retard I'm not gonna fucking notice that you fucking stole a bunch of shit from another pinball machine fuck dude I'm sorry this like it drives me nuts bro if I could make pinball machines and just steal shit from other people I would make like five pinball machines a day like that's the hard part of designing new pins, you can't steal shit from other fucking people, and that's what, like, companies like this keep doing, bro, like this, even fucking Stern with Dungeons and Dragons, you fucking stole half that playfield off Labyrinth, cocksuckers, we know it, I know it, motherfucking Teresa knows it, everybody knows it, god damn, I'm sorry, bro, I'm, this, this shit, it fucking gets on my fucking nerves, because, like, I know that there's going to be the majority of people that don't notice this,
    21:55
    but it's like, oh, man, this shot's kind of cool, where have I felt that before, oh, it's the game from last year that they stole off of, like, bro, you just lifted, and everything that's original sucks. Like the fucking chopper, that's original. That's why it sucks. Because these motherfuckers don't have any ideas. So let's just put the three targets right in the middle from Foo Fighters. Because that's what it has right there. The fucking three targets from Foo Fighters is right there. I mean, if you give me some more time, I can find other things and other pins that are here.
    22:34
    I just like how do they get away with this dude how do these companies get away with this shit I don't fucking get it people I don't get it I don't understand it and it's making me crazy I don't understand how you can just take shit from other pens and just jam it in and call it good like how does that work Like do you understand what I'm saying Do you understand the words out of my face Do you get it I don't fucking get it Do you They're making me nuts Like I'm seriously going nuts over here dude Like I'm going fucking crazy I'm gonna flip my wig See this See it Look at this Fuck it You're killing me, dude. You're fucking killing me. You're killing me, bro.
    23:36
    Fucking killing me. This is in the code, apparently. So whatever you see in there is not gonna be in there.
    23:48
    A special mission is lit. End of chocolate. Get the weapon and the camp scoop. Predator pin. should we put Arnold on the front? no why the fuck would we do that? why would you put Arnold on the front of it?
    24:04
    bro that's what the world needs right now it's like a Duke Nukem a fucking predator you had a moment you had a chance in history to correct the ship bro we're getting our dicks kicked in masculinity is under attack especially in America you had an opportunity right before Independence Day. Do you understand that? To put a motherfucking dude with, like, bitches all around him, bro. Just a fucking dude with a big old cigar. Fucking... And just bitches. Fucking three bitches on each arm. Fucking talk about... Yeah! That's what we need. We need it. I crave it. I need it in my fucking life, bro. masculinity is under attack, I'm telling you, bro, look what they did to Wick, we just saw it, they replaced him with the black chick and the young girl, ah, no,
    25:10
    Matlock, look what they did to Matlock, they replaced him with fucking Kathy Bates, I only know that because I see stupid ads for like new Matlock, I guess it's new Matlock, new night court they replace fucking harry with fucking the the bitch from big bang theory the chick with the really annoying voice yeah they replace her well like what are you doing see they're getting rid of all of our male roles bro because it's toxic masculinity fuck you i say get out of 1984 ditch the new speak words There's nothing wrong with being a proud male dude With your fucking shirt off God damn it let's fuck America motherfucker Yeah That's it it's all coming up Understand me America There's nothing wrong with being white and proud Yeah That's what we need That's why I want to see Arnold Front and center bro Fuck I'll do the rest of the video With my fucking shirt off And you're going to deal with it That's what we need Okay A strong white male lead Am I racist? No I'm not racist Do I have a clan hood? No. Okay. I just can't help but feel like we're under attack. Okay. No, I don't have a Klan hood But I just saying bro it seems like masculinity especially when it happens to be white seems like it a problem for some reason I don know why
    27:17
    Why can't we have Arnold front and center? Is that so wrong to have a white dude right there front and center? What's wrong with that?
    27:26
    You're making me feel bad for being fucking white dude, do you understand that? where is he show him to me fuck look at that feed bro fuck off Dude, that feed fucking sucks, bro. Come on.
    27:58
    I mean, Kaneda's video might have the old code, but it's still the same fucking playfield. Look, it comes out of here. And then this shoots it out of there, and it comes over there.
    28:16
    Nah, nah Nah, son, nah Oh cool, so I can hear Ono But I can't see him, fucking great Should I just do the video like this? Hey, how's this going? Oh, look at that, look at this Isn't this great? You can just hear me and not see me? Isn't that wonderful?
    28:49
    Welcome to the Arnold Pinball Machine. You will never see me. You will only hear my voice. You will never see my white face ever again. Do you understand? Never. I wish you could sip like a sommelier at home. At Naked One. Yeah, that's the same fucking thing. Oh, how do you like? Welcome to the Wildwood Pinball Channel. You will never see my mug ever.
    29:11
    No, bro. You want to see him. You want to feel him. You want to fire a gun at your ass. This is bullshit.
    29:20
    You are killing... They are fucking killing me, bro. These motherfuckers are killing me, dude. Killing me.
    29:29
    I get it. You don't... Nobody knows how to make a banger anymore. I get it. I can make peace with that. Stop fucking stealing from other people, dude. Like, this is getting absurd.
    29:42
    And then they run around going, oh, it's a tribute, it's a tribute to fucking, uh, ba-ba-ba-ba, like, isn't that what fucking Nordman said when he came out with fucking Elvira, like, this is, remember a while ago, he came out with Elvira, like, the house on fucking, and he's like, oh, it's a tribute to fucking, uh, uh, medieval man, what do you mean, you just stole the castle and put it right there, bro, that's what you did, let's call it what it is, can I steal the riff from fucking Stairway heaven and jamming in my song and go it's a tribute no you just stole the riff and put it in your song that's what you did so is this the video when he talks to this guy explain yourself where is arnold i want to know and for boutique companies i think nostalgia is the secret sauce to ask him the question i want where the is arnold had a good number and we'll touch on that in a second. I think things like this, like Commando, like Fifth Element, maybe Matrix and Top Gun and Rocky the boxing. Where's Arnold? Those are things that a company makes them we know that they're going to start pretty quick. Where's Arnold? And I when I heard Predator I had the same questions as everyone else. Is it the first movie? Who's involved? Everyone keeps saying, is there Arnold? All that type of stuff. And you guys are very keen and very open to have a conversation and I'm very grateful for you to share stuff that you've entrusted in me. For me not to leak obviously, or share with everyone. Daniel, tell me a little bit first, let's start off, how were you involved in Bimbo Brothers? Yeah, I am actually acting as CEO of the company. So, and I've been that since... Where's Arnold? So, you play as Dutch. Now, I know... Why wouldn't you fucking play as Arnold? Other scope of work that I do and stuff. And I know it's very difficult to get voiceovers and stuff like that. Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger is a is an expensive asset I'm well aware of that and you know I'm very understanding for that some of the community obviously was like I it's gonna have Arnold's gonna have Arnold I did see in the movie poster which I'll share in a minute that it does specify that you we're not getting anything from this guy this guy's a kiss-ass whoever the fuck this guy is doing the interview he's gonna lick his balls okay we're not gonna get anything from this fucking guy and it's a fucking 50 minutes long we're not going to get shit. If you want to get to the bottom of this, let me interview this fucking guy and we'll get to the fucking bottom of it. Okay. Cause all these motherfuckers are shills. They're just going to kiss his nuts and tell him what he wants to hear and put out the right shit that makes them all look like fucking heroes when they're fucking, we want to know where the fuck is Arnold? Why is he not on the cover? These are the questions we want to know. These are the questions you want to know. Why is he not there? Where is Arnold? Why is he not in the code? How come he doesn't do any custom lines? These are the answers we want to fucking know. Not like, oh, I've been involved in the game for years and I didn't say anything. Aren't you proud of me that I didn't say anything? Oh, gold. I knew about it, but I didn't say fuck you, dude. I don't care how well you can keep a fucking secret. You're a blind me bastard. All I want to know is the secrets. tell me the secrets where's Arnold why does he not have any lines did you even talk to him about making this game bro why did you steal a couple things from why why does that look so similar to labyrinth why does that look so similar to fucking x-men I got questions for this fucking guy all right we're not getting any answers from this fucking guy I'll tell you right now this guy's a shill I'm telling you he's just gonna be he's gonna tell he's gonna like all right let's skip ahead a little bit more a little more go fast pinball we are collaborating with fast pinball and he's not gonna give us anything right yeah some people always criticize companies for reusing makes I think this could go away on but look I understand the chopper makes cool it interacts the skin that lights where in the early days, right before ABBA maybe there was some some body saying something like that. But I think that was never it never made it into any sort of design. The real pro like that chopper doesn't even look as good as ABBA wasn't that their last game? Or ABBA or yeah, they made an ABBA with a helicopter locking it.
    34:32
    You could go away with it. I reckon you could have some people always criticize companies for reusing mechs i think this could have been a way off but look i understand the chopper makes cool it interacts the spin the blade spin um you know i'm sure people will make mods and all that type of stuff anyway if they wanted to make it bigger or more interactive we see a lot of that in the pinball community um oh this guy i don't fucking i don't believe him what's his name enzo i don't fucking believe this guy this fucker right here right there, I don't believe him at all, I don't believe him at all, I think in his heart, this fucker, right there, this guy, in his heart, he knows that that mech sucks, he just doesn't want to hurt this guy's feelings, that's all it is, in his heart, he knows that that mech, you know, some people, you know, but they're gonna, whatever, like, fuck you, bro, you know that that mech sucks, you just don't want to fucking put any ripples in the pond, so to speak. Now, son, he knows it sucks. We're not going to get any answers here, dude. I'm telling you right now. We're not getting any answers from that guy. But these are all the guys who interviewed him. Look, so they did an interview with the guy. Let's see, here's another one, like, these guys go around, oh, there's my dumbass, ha, these guys go around to each fucking, um, I know I saw another one, dude, where's another one, they go, they go around to all these, like, safe interviews, they're like the Democrats, bro, remember Kamala, last, last, I don't know, if you guys don't follow politics, it's fine, but the Democrats last election cycle would only go interview with people that they knew would ask them safe questions. And that's exactly what these people are doing. They're not going to go interview with people that are asking them tough questions. They're just going to fucking interview with people that they know are going to ask them, like, scripted, you know, tough, tight-to-the-chest questions. Not like, hey, where'd you get the inspiration for that fucking apron rail?
    36:50
    Nowhere? hey how come arnold's not on the front uh like bro how do you not start off asking that question you know what i'm saying come on dude all right here's another one dirty pool pinball let's see what this guy's man oh man i've got so much to dive into so predator i love that uh their last couple of games or at least it seems like that you guys have kind of dialed into the ips of like Look, it's the same guy, too. Same guy interviewing. The nostalgia action films. And I don't know if that's something that you guys want to be kind of, like, known for in the way that Spooky is known for doing, like, horror. All right, here's a guy named Jeff with Dirty Pool Pinball. You have a chance to be a hero for all of us, brother. You have a chance. Where's Arnold? Ask it. Pens.
    37:38
    Where's his white chest? Ask it. predator can you can you talk a little bit about like what was the thought process behind acquiring the license and then diving into this no that's not what i want to know i don't care about that it's a related failure i'll give you another shot bro you got another shot including the alien skull on the predator where's arnold are there any easter eggs that you've hidden on the play field that kind of like uh homage to the alien uh game okay they could be uh you have to Absolutely. A previous interview that there could be a software update that would add more Arnold to it if the Disney licensing rights are resolved. Is there a future that you can speak to on that?
    38:23
    Yeah, I can speak to that, but I honestly don't know. Oh, you cocksucker. He doesn't even know if there's going to be more Arnold in the game. If that's going to happen or not. So that's a no. That's a big no. It's possible. But I must actually add something that has come to our attention today, in the last hours. We're not getting nothing. There actually is a gameplay video out there, which is not put out there by us.
    38:57
    He's probably talking about Canada. There was some distributor that had posted a short video. He's probably talking about Canada's video, the one we just watched. that has different, it has clips with Arnold and shit in it. Get to the choppa! All that shit, that was Kaneda's video. But he's probably saying that that one's not going to go. Which is a shame because the audio in it is not very good. And it's not like you can control the quality that someone puts out for an approved, unreleased video.
    39:28
    Exactly. And I just want to stress that this video is for internal use and it was like months ago this video was recorded. That one looked way better, dude. You got Arnold screaming and yelling. I saw him in the video assets. I actually saw Arnold in the video assets. I didn't see Arnold in any of these video assets.
    39:49
    It wasn't meant to be out there, and somebody apparently has broken their NDA here. So I just want to stress that.
    39:59
    There will be proper gameplay videos coming out. I mean, if anybody watching that video thinks that your game has large sections of silence and no sound effects in it, is living in a dream world that that would ever get a release. So obviously that is not the final iteration of the game, but I understand what you're saying. People love to cause a ruckus right now in the pinball community. Let's touch base on that. This guy sucks, too. He's just kissing their nuts. Dude, ask the hard questions. We all want to know. Nobody's doing that. Nobody. And this is why you guys are getting mediocre games.
    40:35
    This is why. I mean Kaneda video was the best It actually had fucking look like that what I want bro that what we all want and that's not in there that guy was just talking about this video he was talking I guarantee you he's talking about this video Dude, that would work. Billy you know something what is it did you hear that I don't know bro I think they're trying to do it do Arnold dirty I mean the play field looks it doesn't look that great to be honest with you, like the play field doesn't look that great and it seems like they're going out of their way to like either not want to put Arnold on there because they're afraid of his white skin or they can't turn him into a black chick in time it's just like they see like everybody, the PC world wants to do that with every like tough white dude just turn him into a black chick I don't know bro I think the pinball industry is going to hit a wall again I think it's coming we're putting too much supply out there and the demand is falling back because these games are just like they're not doing it dude and you got all these shills and now all these podcasters dude doing the same thing trust me bro you will never never catch my ass doing some gay shit like that never i have my balls and i have my pride okay and i don't break them for nobody i'm not gonna sell out the way i believe and think and feel just to get views and clicks and likes like these people do man i'm not i'm not about to do that no i'm not about to do that i've already been contacted by a couple companies i don't even want to mention them here. And I know that they're going to want me to say things differently.
    43:14
    And to them, I say, fuck you. This is what you get, whether you like it or not. You don't like it, make a banger and shut me the fuck up. That's an easy solution. Hey, you don't like the guy yelling at you on the dunk tank, then hit the fucking target and knock him in the water. Bing! There you go.
    43:35
    By you hitting the target, you can make a banger of pinball machine, is my point. Because this shit is boring. And you motherfuckers wonder why I don't have a pinball machine in my basement. I got the room. There's no bangers. Dude, I play too much. I'll get bored of it in two fucking days. And then I gotta haul it back up the steps again. I want a banger here. A banger. Do you understand the words coming out of my face? A banger. That's what I need. That's what I want. That's what they're not giving us right now.
    44:11
    So, you know what, Predator? I ain't got nothing else to say about it. Honestly, they took the white guy out again. No, we're not getting any Arnold.
    44:21
    This is the closest white guy you're going to see. Take it in. Because you're not getting any Arnold. This is it.
    44:31
    I did this for you. Okay? You're welcome. But, dude, they've definitely pushed the shill degree up to a factor of a thousand. Holy fuck. Are they really trying to sell this game? Good lord.
    44:56
    Like, Jesus Christ, bro. We get it. You're trying to sell games. Oh, my God. oh god every time i read the comment like this it makes me cringe i just told my wife what pinball machine are we selling to make room for this so this guy had to ask his wife to sell either sell a game or buy a game what the fuck is wrong with you. You are a grown man. You don't have to ask your wife for permission. You tell her we're getting a pinball machine. Fucking deal with it. You're a grown fucking man. What is wrong with you people? I am. Dude, what is this? Okay. Oh, I'll be out here if it's as long as it's okay with my wife. You're a grown fucking man with a cock and balls. What are you talking about? If it's okay with your wife, what are you talking about you tell that bitch yo i'm going out tough shit deal with it i'm a grown fucking man that's what you do you don't let your fucking wife tell you what to do like what is this you'd be you'd be surprised how much i see lines like this dude you guys gotta grow the fuck up and get some balls i'm sorry anybody who's saying shit like this yo take your balls out of the jar that your wife has them in, stitch them back on your body and get going, dude, because this is fucking embarrassing. I asked my wife for permission or I told my wife, like, why are you involving your wife in this decision? Is she in a pinball? No? Then fuck end of story good lord what is wrong with people oh my god that's all I gotta say I ain't got nothing more to say I am so disappointed and disgusted in the state of the world I am and I guarantee they didn't put that motherfucker on the front because he's a white dude that's what I think when's the last time you've seen like a strong male white lead on the front of anything ask yourself that question it's been a fucking little while hasn't it when's the last time you saw like a Duke Nukem motherfucker or a fucking Predator would have been perfect for this a strong male lead, preferably big old white chest. Right there, dude.
    47:48
    Because they're trying to take us out of shit, dude, I'm telling you, dude. It's like white people are evil now.
    47:55
    That's why we get taken out, bro. We get all replaced by, like, other races and shit. I'm telling you, dude. You think it's in my head?
    48:04
    You just got your head in the sand, bro. That's all it is. I'm telling you. So I ain't got really nothing else to say. this reveal kind of pissed me off a little bit honestly bro they're taking the balls out of them again they're taking the balls out of them they're not putting them on the screen they're not even putting Arnold up there they probably didn't even talk to him about the game they're trying to get you to buy a nostalgia that's all it is buy a nostalgia and meanwhile we'll take all the masculinity out of it you don't believe me? you think I'm full of shit? That's your prerogative, dude. But I think you should wake up and see what's going on in the world, because why else wouldn't he be on the front? I mean, dude, I look up Predator, it's Arnold with a fucking gun right there. First picture.
    48:55
    You know? I think that's all I got to say. I got nothing else to say, honestly. I'm going to leave my shirt off the rest of the day, Because I want the world to see my proud pecs. I am so damn proud. Let's go.
    49:16
    Yeah. I'm proud of it. My proud blinding white pecs. Let's go. I'm disappointed, bro. I think this pin's going to suck. And they've already stole a bunch of shit from other pins. This seems to be a trend now. Like, I've noticed this with... It all started with Dungeons & Dragons. who literally stole half the playfield from Labyrinth and it's been continuing ever since like King Kong was original Keith's design you can always count on Keith to be original um like if anything I'd say well no because it was the fucking pinball after that that took the outlanes from Kong Kong had the dick outlanes and then Harry Potter took the outlanes from Kong so Harry Potter actually copied especially that left out lane that's a dick kicker they definitely copied that out lane from Kong because it's right in the middle with two here's your out lane and then on the other sides are two lanes so we're getting into this pattern where we're starting to copy off of other designers we gotta break this shit up dude I don't know what to tell you about that shit I'm not a designer but something's gotta change or I'm telling you right now the pinball industry is going down bro like something's got to change something has got to change put more balls in your themes that's my advice put the put the guy the white dude with no shirt on gun in your face on the fucking play field right there that's what we want you know i even noticed that with doom the dark ages i know this is a side point but like you like doom there's always been the white face like this that looks that way in doom looks that way like doom 1993 the first one it's the guy's white face looking that way looks this way and then he starts to get beat up he's got like bloody eye when he's all fucked up but it's a white face now in doom the dark ages the face is transparent he's not white anymore they're taking our whiteness away dude they're making everything like transparent like dude i'm proud to be white and there's some people that will listen to a video like this and think wow look at this racist white guy talking about how awesome is to be white and fucking yeah i am proud to be white i don't know if you realize i'm white so what that makes me racist because i'm proud to be white but people can run around going black lives matter and they're not racist so explain that fucking shit to me do i have white lives matter no i don't but people going black lives matter they're not racist this shit is all related dude and you probably think i'm nuts but i'm fucking not it's all fucking related it's all related that's all i gotta say i'm just getting mad now maybe I'll put this up, maybe I won't who cares, you guys maybe you care, I don't know maybe you're just watching a guy slowly get lost in the fucking mayhem and fucking craziness I don't know, anyway Predator I'm not buying the hype bro, that guy's trying to sell me with the helicopter, I'm not into it bro, no I'm out looks played you got no Arnold and the guy can't even tell you for a straight he can't even tell you if there's gonna be more Arnold in there or not like the guy asked him so you think we're gonna get more Arnold with a code update and well I don't know but the only answer should be yes you're getting Arnold's gonna be putting his dick all up in you in the next code you know what I'm saying like that's the only answer there should be and if it's not that answer you're not getting more Arnold. He just doesn't want to be the bearer of bad news to tell you. He just can't come out and say you're not getting any more Arnold. So it sounds nicer to go, oh yeah, there might be more Arnold. That's all he's doing. He's not being honest. None of these motherfuckers are being honest. The guys interviewing just want to sell games and get views. They don't care about the game. Half of them don't even play pinball, I bet. motherfucker and then the other half they just want to sell you the game and try and build up like some little oh look at the chopper here we go six days okay we're gonna go and it's like the lamest fucking thing i've ever seen stop tickling my balls leave my balls alone put a banger out and i'll get a boner on my own you don't gotta tickle my balls to get a boner i'll get a boner if you put a banger out. That's how it works. Boner for a banger. Alright? That's all I gotta say. Peace.