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Don reviews new Stern Transformers pinball: solid layout, exceptional 80s TV assets, complex rules, no Optimus transformation.
Transformers is the first Stern game Don has been as excited about since Jaws
high confidence · Don's direct comparison and emotional assessment during his playthrough
Elizabeth Gieske is the lead programmer on Transformers, bringing her expertise from Jaws
high confidence · Don explicitly names her and credits her role during gameplay
The game will launch with complete mode set but missing final wizard mode, challenge modes, and coin currency system
high confidence · Elizabeth Gieske confirmed these pending features to Don during playtime
Optimus Prime does not transform in the machine; Don speculates it may be a Hasbro licensing requirement
medium confidence · Don's direct observation and speculation based on typical Hasbro licensing strictness
Video assets are sourced directly from 70 episodes of the original G1 TV show in original 4x3 resolution
high confidence · Don's observation while playing and watching the screen assets
Accessories are coming in 'a couple of months' rather than many months like D&D or Venom
medium confidence · Stern team verbal comments during media day, not a formal timeline
Foil decals return on Transformers cabinet and backbox, contrasting with recent releases
high confidence · Don's direct observation of the physical machine
Pokemon is Stern's fastest-selling game in quite a while
medium confidence · Stern team comment during media day event
Hasbro licensing moved faster than Pokemon Company licensing, which requires multi-committee approval
medium confidence · Stern team explanation of licensing timelines at media day
Games will start shipping this month with Pros first, then Premium/LE next month
“This is like X-Men, only better. The problems with X-Men weren't in its cool, crazy layout...it was just in some of the rattle and inconsistencies when it came to the production machine...I can see this as having likely less problems, less issues than X-Men did when it went into production.”
Don @ ~12:00 — Direct comparison to a recent complex Stern release, suggesting improved manufacturing quality and design lessons
“This layout's a solid B. It's not an amazing, incredible layout, blowing my mind, doing things I've never seen a ball do before, but it's a solid B. This is an above-average effort as far as layout.”
Don @ ~15:30 — Honest assessment of playfield design; establishes baseline expectations
“Playing a game with the game's coder standing right next to you, kind of like as your base coach, is kind of incredible, man. I want to bring her to tournaments with me.”
Don @ ~17:45 — Praise for Elizabeth Gieske's hands-on presence and expertise during playtime
“I think this is really coming together in a way for Stern that we've kind of been wanting them to get back to...this is probably the game, the first one from Stern that I've been as excited about as I was with Jaws.”
Don @ ~23:00 — High-stakes emotional endorsement; positions Transformers as returning to Stern's best practices
“They got custom callouts from Frank Welker doing a lot of characters, including Megatron. They got I think his name is Peter Collins the guy that did Optimus is doing some custom callouts too. So it just feels like a great homage to Transformers.”
Don @ ~21:30 — Original voice actors from 1980s G1 series returning; confirms high production value and fan service
“If you don't like Transformers, that not going to do that much to you. But if you were a child of the 80s buying these toys playing them and you want to play a game from that era...with the actual assets there, with the voice actors talking to you, like, I think this is really coming together.”
Don @ ~22:30 — Honest assessment of the game's appeal; acknowledges IP-dependent nature of enjoyment
gameplay_signal: Don praises Grimlock shot as best-designed on the playfield, highlighting multi-step ball path with wire forms and return mechanics that feel effortless and rewarding
high · Extended description of Grimlock shot flow, ball physics, and post-lock mechanic; 'effortlessly bobs off of it' indicates well-tuned design
gameplay_signal: Rules exhibit high complexity with stackable multiballs, independent playfield multipliers, modes with multi-step progressions alternating between ramps and drop targets, challenge modes with shot selection
high · Don describes moment-to-moment gameplay with Elizabeth explaining setup where multiball + mode + playfield multiplier stack; notes complexity beyond X-Men
design_philosophy: Game balances intricate rules and multimode stacking with accessible core loop; Don characterizes layout as 'solid B' and notes no overly complex mechanical problems like X-Men's crisscrossing wire forms
high · Don compares favorably to X-Men while noting Transformers avoids those design pitfalls; describes ability to repeatedly and successfully hit ramps without dialing in
product_concern: Optimus Prime does not transform despite being central Transformers character; Don speculates this is licensing constraint but acknowledges uncertainty
high · Don's extended discussion of why Optimus doesn't move/transform; speculates Hasbro may require authentic G1 transformation vs. simplified pinball mechanism; notes nobody at media day asked clarifying question
manufacturing_signal: Don believes Transformers will have fewer production issues than X-Men based on simpler, proven mechanical solutions (standard Foo Fighters-style ramps, no complex crisscrossing elements)
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high confidence · Stern communicated production timeline at media day
“Each licensor kind of has their own method for going through everything. When you license a theme for a pinball machine, the license holder owns basically every aspect of it, and you are obliged to move at their pace for everything.”
Don (quoting Stern team) @ ~27:00 — Explanation of licensing bottlenecks; contextualizes why Pokemon accessories took longer
“The Grimlock shot is kind of to the left of where the Foo Fighters lower left ramp is...it goes around Grimlock, pops right up onto this little two rail wire form, crosses the mid range...and then it's got that little 45 degree rubber tipped area that Kong had on its ramp...and the ball just effortlessly bobs off of it.”
Don @ ~10:00 — Detailed mechanical praise; shows Don's technical appreciation for playfield design and ball physics
“I'm thinking a matter of months...for code, the code in this game seems to be great for launch. I mean, it looks like this game is already replete with mode, multiballs, even some mini wizard modes.”
Don @ ~29:00 — Specific timeline estimate and readiness assessment; sets expectations for content roadmap
“Why doesn't it transform again?...Maybe he rolled his head backwards, tucked his arms in, got down in position like the original 1980s toy. But in pinball, I would have been fine if he just kind of hinged, bent over at the waist, and then his truck form was shown.”
Don @ ~13:30 — Main design criticism; suggests potential solutions and licensing constraint theory
medium · Don states: 'I can see this as having likely less problems, less issues than X-Men did when it went into production'; cites specific mechanical design choices reducing complexity
content_signal: Game integrates 70 episodes of original G1 cartoon in native 4x3 resolution with letterboxing; custom animations for ball locks/extra balls showing characters like Bumblebee; full voice acting from Frank Welker and Peter Collins
high · Don observes letterboxing approach, original resolution preservation, custom animations, and discusses voice talent directly encountered at media day
product_strategy: Pro lacks Shockwave toy and cassette ball ejection, loses Grimlock toy detail; Premium/LE feature foil decals; trim levels otherwise 'interchangeable' on art/glass; Don recommends Pro as sufficient
high · Don provides detailed breakdown of Pro vs Premium/LE differences and buying recommendations; notes foil decals as main LE differentiator
licensing_signal: Hasbro approval process faster than Pokemon Company's multi-committee model; accessories expected in 'couple of months' vs. many months for D&D/Venom
medium · Stern team comments at media day about licensor-specific approval processes; Don's inference about Hasbro speed vs. Pokemon Company bureaucracy
product_launch: Pro production starts this month; Premium/LE production next month; Pokemon production continues; existing stock (Jaws, John Wick, Rush) being closed out as distributors finalize year-end orders
high · Stern communicated specific monthly production schedule at media day; Don mentions impending stock cutoff
code_update: Game launches with complete base modes, multiballs, mini wizard modes; pending final wizard mode, challenge modes beyond split-flipper, and coin currency system for continues; expected post-launch in subsequent updates
high · Elizabeth Gieske confirmed pending features to Don; described launch as 'complete game' with roadmap for challenge modes and currency system
market_signal: Expected tightening of new game availability may increase secondary market prices for recent releases like Jaws Premium, especially if topper-equipped versions are in short supply
medium · Don speculates that 6-month wait for new Jaws may drive demand for used Jaws Premium on secondary market; notes this is speculation pending market analysis
sentiment_shift: Don's enthusiasm for Transformers marks potential sentiment shift toward Stern after expressing frustration with licensing delays on Pokemon; frames Transformers as return to 'best practices' Stern had abandoned
high · Don repeatedly compares Transformers favorably to Jaws and notes it's his most excited Stern game since Jaws; explicitly credits Stern for 'coming together in a way we've been wanting them to get back to'