Thank you. Thank you. Internet, if you can hear me, check the word. Blag of lamb? Good job, Redke. Exactly. Fingers crossed for Data East not happening. Alright, let's go live. It's a lot of gear. I gotta say. But once I turn these cameras on, we're going to have a crap load of people watching me live, showing them how to blow this thing up. Yo, straight down the middle, thanks for the host, man. No, it's all good. Honestly, no one's watching this, the mic's live, but just, you know, don't say anything gross. Or say something gross, doesn't matter. Whatever you want. The internet doesn't care. Baby pack again tonight? It shouldn't say Baby Pac-Man. Hopefully it doesn't say Baby Pac-Man. Baby Pac-Man, that was something then. Don't have a cow is what it says. Cool. Definitely not Baby Pac-Man. That pinball machine was something else. Listen, here's the thing. I'll play Dead at East Winston's again, only for money. Right? I'm a sellout, boys. Let's go. Oh. Only for money. Only for money. So, ladies and gentlemen, we are in, I guess this is Logan Square, right? But this is the... Laura and I used to live over here, and it's like a... it was a sketchy part of Logan Square, for sure. But a lot of cool stuff has opened up here. We're at a place called Ground Control right now, which is a... The entire menu is vegetarian, but there is some vegan stuff on the menu. There is a full bar, it looks like. I am drinking beer. So, you know, get over it. Dave! Good to see you Dave, how are you? We're playing Gavin's... I almost said it. We're playing Gavin's sense of pinball party. Right? Terrification, right? Pinballer? Just pushing it out. RK, thanks for the auto-host. So, um... To alcohol, the cause and solution of all life's problems. Nice shirt, dude. Right? This place has a lot of good pinball machines, too. So Gavin has two machines en route here. He has a Tia, but Jack, you're a drinking fella. I know, yep. I love drinking. They have a Simpsons pinball party and an original Attack for Mars next to me. Right? That's good. One of the issues I'm dealing with right now is my chat is, like, way down in there. Way down there. Got some cool wall art behind me. But yeah, I mean, across the street is like a rundown... I don't even know, like, where do you go to mourn people when they first die? Why is it escaping me? It's like, let's go to the... This used to be, they store bodies. You put them in a casket. Are you feeling me? Get her home. Jesus. There is a hero. Put like a coffee bar just open up next to here. A morgue. Gavin being the champion that he is. I have to put money in his game. What a turd. But we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Thanks for making me pay, Gavin. Oh, I gotta start standing up straighter. Which is an impossibility as a pinball player. Bent over at all times. Bent over. I like this. The snowball almost blends in with the background here. A funeral parlor. So, I mean, I guess we'll just get into it. This being Gavin's game, he takes very good care of us. So there's some good stuff in here. All right, so let's switch this over and we'll get right into it. And if you have a better understanding of what I'm shooting for than I do, please speak up. Because I recently played this when I was at Twitch. We had an after party where we went to a bar. There was one machine at this bar and it was a Simpsons pinball party. And I played that game for so long. It did a thing where the flipper switched on me. I was killing aliens. I did all sorts of weird stuff. I think I was doing well. I couldn't tell. This being Gavin's game, everything is broken. This game has a spinner? Oh, it does! Hmm. And the spinners are juiced. I'm juiced. Dude, look at this. I was holding my baby all day. 1 minute Alright, sorry about that. We're back, we're back. Um, also this being a Gavin game, means that it has a color DMV in it. Because Gavin loves color DMVs. Thank you, I. Exactly. This is the only Simpsons pinball machine. Any mention of something else gets you the hardest ban you've ever had in your life. Oh, ban you from my show, which also means you get banned from the internet. Right? And then, um, it's like a five year ban. So in five years you can use the internet again But in your stead I get to use all your social media where I just post dicks on everything and it's gonna be fun Color DMDs do make more money. I gotta say also games like this. That's a necessity look at that That is a freaking necessity in fact I can even make that look sexier But I just don't want to lean over and like adjust the cameras right now Uh, Wolf, that is very true, but I feel like that Rocky and Bullwinkle one just happened, didn't it? What if all we have is kids on our social media? Well, you messed up, RKD14. I didn't mean penises, I said dicks, you know. People that are just assholes. Don't need kids. Oh, really? Oh, because you can see, like, the buzzing? Yeah, these guys are buzzing instead of fading. You are correct. The OCD LED boys. All right, I've got to put money in this, and let's blow it up. You know what, Fresh? It depends on the game I'm playing. Something cartoony like Simpsons and Spider-Man and Vault, I think the blended pixels looks better. It has more of a comic-y feel, you know? Voodoo, what's up? Gavin is charging me 75 cents a play. You piece of shit. So if you folks want to know where we're at, exclamation point location, we are at a place called Ground Control in Chicago, Illinois. This place has been here, from what I heard, about four years. The entire menu is vegetarian with some vegan stuff. And they have a bar, which is pretty much all I'm here for. Do you have a favorite recent stern? Oh, my God. Wasp, what's recent? What would you consider recent? I think seven credits is enough for hopefully the night. ACDC, oh my god. When did ACDC come out? So, I really like Star Trek. Stern Trek, if you will. Star Trek is amazing. ACDC, premium or LE, fantastic. God, I don't know. Probably Stern, Indiana Jones. Just kidding. Ghostbusters is incredible, man. I really do like Ghostbusters. People shit on the game a lot, but I'll tell you, the difficulty level of that game mixed with how great it is, that speaks to me a lot. A game that is super effing hard means that's a game I'm going to play for a very long time. You know what, Tater Salad? I'm not going to... Pirates actually has maybe one of my favorite toys on a pinball machine. The sinking ship. The sinking ship is dope. All right. I didn't realize this, but the camera's coming at this from a weird angle. But it's stopping this light from... In fact, whatever. It doesn't matter. He is ready. Let's play some football. Can you see everything okay? Can you hear everything okay? Do I sound all right? Is everything in sync? Looks like it is. I bought a G-Beast and I'm allowed to shit on it. Moon Ducky. It's a great game, dude. It's a great game. I really want this to be closer. There's like a box I could put that on. I would love another beer, actually. Yeah, sure. Totally. Thank you. No crotch cam? Guys, we're in public, okay? Let's keep it clean. Alright, here we go. Ooh, Gavin's got a stub whooper in this thing. What glass cleaner do you use to remove that? To remove what? Busting can, exactly. I like the Walking Dead. So here's the thing. Walking Dead also might be in my top ten. My top ten probably has 20 pinball machines in it. The Walking Dead is up there, but The Walking Dead in its current state, and it's got to be the pro. All right? Walking Dead, when it first came out, was not my cup of tea. Hey, look, these games are lower than you thought. All right, get the stance and let's do the dance. You got bored with The Walking Dead really fast? Really? It's all about changing how you play the game, right? so when you're playing The Walking Dead you can do all your scoring and stuff like that change up how you play so be like in this game that I play I'm only going to see how many walkers I can get and let me tell you something when you change up your strategy to like ignore things you think would be worth a lot of points you will find yourself scoring higher than you ever thought you could I'm not even kidding I do that every time I freaking play pinball it's like when I when I'm starting to tire sort of the scoring and I change up to try something else, my scores explode. It's nuts. All right. Thank you, buddy. Oh, rock and roll. Cheers. Thank you. All right, so here's the thing. Simpsons, all right? Who wants to give a quick rundown in one post? Don't post like 40 everything. Launch the ball. Enter. Next post. Get ready to trap up. give me the quick like dot dot dot dot dot dot dot because here's all I do I just beat the shit out of the garage door that's all I do that's all I do pardon my language someone recently came up to me they're like Jack remember remember when you used to you didn't swear on stream and I was like yeah those were the dark days of streaming pitbull TV mode, exactly Garage door, itchy and scratchy Drop targets on the right here Because if you do that enough It starts a multiball, yeah? Alright, let's get into it And then we'll figure it out are these flippers, first and foremost, feel a little, um... What's the word I'm looking for? Look at that angle. Gavin, what are you doing to me here, buddy? It's like, instead of being straight, they're like, boop, sweet shirt, thanks, Berryman. Rock and Roll A Noise Police Show Mooshy I Just Love You Why I think it's just talking about the... TV mode, hit flashing shots. Got it. Because the flippers are sort of, like, angled up a little bit, I'm trying to find my shots here. They, like, they come up a little higher than normal. Going around Homer's head resets the mod timer. Memory through this game. Wiz, what's up, baby? So, like that? Two bumpers, two X-stories. So will this keep giving me stuff? I don't know. I guess it will. So let's see what we get here. Light auto. Okay, so the locks are automatically lit when you're up here. TV mode. Ride the monorail. So I rode the monorail on purpose there. You may be like, bullshit, Jess, but I did. It was all on purpose, baby. Mode timer, got it. Lift orbit to a certain... So every time I do this homer now, it's giving me... I'm getting like 2x... Random shit. Yo, that darn chat. By the way, Laura dropped me off here. Um, alright, soft plunge. Oh, the extra ball's a lane? Oh! Like I said, when I put up GC on this in San Francisco, I was all kinds of intoxicated. Thank you for the bits. That darn chat, Timbales. Okay. Now that we got a feel for it, let's blow this thing up. Wax making that booty clap. Thank you for the hundred biddies man. I love you dude. Making that booty clap. Alright, here we go. Nailed that cow, I'm sorry. Oh hell yeah, light ex-cabal, let's go baby. Boom shakalaka. Swish, if you will. Clap clap clap. Oh, what? What the hell happened there? You made secret speech! So there is a shot. So what are Cletus' kids giving you? They just add your bonus, right? Alright, we're going to post pass here and not do anything with it. Alright, TV mode's lit, which means the ball didn't climb all the way up the garage ramp. Got it. Thank you. Whew. Nailed it. Holy crap. Stern has a lot of good pins they could do vault additions of. A vault edition Simpsons would be nuts. Collecting up the latest kids and it says pretzel multiball. Stern will never do a vault edition of Simpsons. You don't know that, man. You don't know that. Sorry. I'm sorry. That was our high score. We might need to turn that down. We're in a restaurant with people eating. We're in a restaurant with people eating and this waltz just went off and everyone turned and looked at me. Shit. That was about as straight down the middle as you can get. I love the starburst behind me. It makes me feel powerful. So you need pretzel multiball for alien invasion or just super... oh, I don't know. I think I need to start working on the itchy and scratchy stuff here. Not good. El Barto. So, there is a side ramp. There's a side ramp on this game? Yo, Red Keg with 100 biddies, making that booty clap. Thank you for the biddies, my man. You're making announcements that you'll be competing in Pimberg next year? Uh, I mean, I'll compete. Thing is, how am I going to do my actual, like, job there if I'm busy? I mean, I guess I could announce... Oh my god, if they gave me like a Britney Spears mic so I could do announcements while I was playing. Where is that shot? I forgot that you could bounce the ball back into the shooter there. So there is no ball save on this game, by the way. Oh. If this restaurant wasn't already upset with me. multiball with Joe Frenzy? I'm about to make all the money. We gotta play this game down. All the money. Oh my God, so loud. Nailed that cow. And Jack gets kicked out. Yeah, I know. I feel like I said the sound of the modes isn't affecting my gameplay right now. Wasn't this the era of Stern where the games got louder the better you did and you didn't really have a say in the matter? Field of Screams. So, are you having to bring the keys over next time? Yeah, that's true. That's a super smart idea. Doh. Doh? Alright, left orbit 2x. I shot the garage, like I said. It didn't do anything. How long does Joe Frenzy go on for? I walked away and he unplugged the machine. Turn on ball, say turn off the volume. Well, we earned ourselves a free game. So, like, what do we shoot for now? Now, to get multiball again, to light the lock, we can't just shoot into that yellow triangle. Now we actually have to hit these two green touch targets to light the lock, and it becomes a pain in the butt. Five bucks says they left the keys here. You know what? I'm going to go ask for the keys. Hold on. I'm going to ask for the keys. Hold on. I'm waiting. Alright, no keys. Time to get loud. Mother effing butt turd. There's a couple of dudes here to my right who are just like death staring. me. But I went to the waitresses and I was like, hey, can I turn this down? They're like, no, man, fucking turn it up. Let's go. Specto's TV mode, right? Orbit will relay TV mode. All right, cool. The flippers are just up a little bit, so it's like, it's a little difficult to shoot. butt turds? yeah there's mouth turds and hair turds I'd love a ball save on this game is this 5.0 code? oh my god dude are you kidding me? you're asking me what code is on this game right now? I'm trying to see if I can shoot the right ring. Gavin is a... I'm guessing if 5.0 is the most updated code, yes. Gavin's very good. Oh my god, I made it up there? Holy shit. Holy shit. Yo, Red Keg, thank you... Oh my god, Red. Red Keg, welcome to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, and slippers and butts up for Red Keg with that switch crime. What's up? How you up there? I love you, Red. Thank you so much for the support, buddy. You da bomb. High scores look different? Um, well, I mean, color DMV different? Shit. Forgot I have to do it every month? I know, dude. It's stupid. I hate it. That's good. What's up, Joe Shorts? Joe, do you have Amazon Prime? Did you know that you can subscribe to Zed Flip every 30 months? For free? If you had Amazon Prime? Now, could you hear your Twitch time? You son of a... I swear to God. We're doing okay, we're doing okay. If I had Amazon Prime, I'd still pay the $5. Zen, I love you, buddy. You're too much. You spoil me, daddy. Sorry, that was weird. I'll never say that again. Multiball's a lit fan. TV mode, baby. Let's get it. How do you like TV mode? I subbed and Deathflip threatened to ban me for... I'm going to take him to a fish show. Moon Ducky, is that why you're not a sub anymore, buddy? I think I'm going to stop paying you five bucks a month. Fair enough, Sun Melbine. Fair enough. I will respect your decision. Like that. I pushed it right back in. multiball. multiball! I love you, Moonducky. You're fam now, fam. And we have Joe going. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my god, the noise is... So can you stack multiballs? I guess you can. Screaming right now. Oh, there is an auto-plunger in there, I didn't know that. The dough stuff needs to stop. You can stack, but the only way to six ball is pretzel, which is 27. Alright, cool. Oh, is the super jackpot up there? Go! Go! Go! Go! The go's, please, stop saying go. My god, this game. I'm like throwing scores away because I feel like I'm ruining people's date nights. Like, there was no reason for me to drain that whole multiball. And everything else though. I love you too, but my wife was watching when you threatened to ban me. Sorry, dude. My bad. Love you, dude. How dare you give me money, you two? Wives, though, am I right? That is a sketchy shot, man. Holy crap. Can you backhand the itchy and scratchy shot like backslip? Itching scratchy... jerk have been kicked out of better establishment song. That's true. You're gonna bad game? I've been kicked out of better... That works. Feel the screens. Usually we just let this bounce. typically has enough power to go right back in by itself. Is your high score on this 131 million with having people trying to have nights out and dates next to you? So why didn't that give me multiball? So we gotta shoot these lock shots here. All the drops have to be down. Oh, all of them? You can't sneak it? Oh, that sucks. Ride the monorail. Freeway. Bank completed. Really, it's like no, you can't cheese it, essentially is what I'm trying to, I fumbled that. You can't cheese it. So all of them have to be down, you can't sneak it in. Is that a setting that you turn on? That's a great bonus. 20 atom ball ones, not bad. I mean, now that we got Go off the table, I think we're good. How was their poor choice of first data locate... Wait, what? Jada, what's up? Am I getting that back? Dude, the fact that there's like absolute zero balls to hit, Gavin, you crook. No, don't, don't, don't. What happened, you crook? No, this place is just a vegetarian restaurant with two of Gavin's pinball machines. That's it. So we're going to let this... Yep, boom, nailed it. Did she... Did she see what just happened? Sup Flip, you're sober because the stream is not fun at the moment. Dude, Maeve, what? Thanks, buddy. You're sober because this game's not fun at the moment. What a boss. Is there no end? I just gotta, like... What was that? It's like, uh, I'm not, I wasn't even following it. It just like, hopped. It hopped out. I don't get it. 50 is nothing. 53? To take down 53? We're getting like a free game. Wait a second. We've been getting replays every ball, and that does not depict. You're actually a lot nicer to me when you're sober. Listen man, I'm a lot nicer to everybody when I'm sober. When dad been drinking he takes his belt off you know what I saying I know but I not actually getting replays of chaos is what I seeing You know? Who is this El Barto? Oh. So those are all down. Screw it. Screw it. I'll be good this time, Chad. Nailed that cow. I screwed myself there. It shot all the way through and I knocked it back in. Man, he knows there was love for me. Dude. Maeve. You can't troll me, right? Truly, I'm in love with all of you. and once once I think not the next deadfoot meetup but the one after that will be the one in a a penthouse where we're all just naked in a pool you know and it's going to be fun it's going to be making out high fives PBR we'll be swimming in PBO we'll be drinking champagne but it's going to be PBR that we're swimming in I'm trying to find a nice way to backhand that stupid itching scratchy shot. I'm already sort of not invested in this ball because we lost the first ball right out of the gate. It's nail that clown. Oh. Nail that cow. Nail that cow. Okay. Nope, not happening. The left orbit is impossible. Man. Oh wait, that started multiball. Or did it? At least there's a ball save during multiball briefly. What the hell? So where is the Super Jackpot at? Internet, can you tell me? Do you know where it's at? Where's the Super JP on HGN Scratch? Is it in the itchy and scratchy shot? Hi, Jack, just signed up. Oh. Hold on one second. Hold on. I'm too busy up there. How's it working there? It's going great, actually, Dan Brown. Internet's great. I just, uh, the game, I wish I had the keys, because this game gets screaming loud and annoying when Doe Frenzy kicks off. And there's, you know, people here trying to eat. I'm trolling you in a bad way, man, that was love. Dude, yo, Maeve, all the frickin' love, baby, don't even sweat it. Jack's reverting back to a noob. Listen, I've had one beer, okay? I'm like I'm like Sanson right all of my power comes from my hair no I'm like Sanson all of my power comes from my beard I have the keys it's my game I can swing by Dan literally if you're close dude get over here let's battle let's turn this fucking game down dude really loud it's one of those games that once you stack a bunch of stuff the volume goes from about like three to seven really quick. Lightweight. Yo, Schultz. You want to know who's a lightweight? Sub to me and I'll tell you. I see you with that crown. Listen, you come in here, sporting that crown, but there ain't a ball in front of your name? Man. Does it go to 11, though? Put tape on the speakers. I'm sure that'll work great. I'll just throw water in the speakers. Alright, we're trashing this game. It's called Lurking Man Schultz. I love you, dude. Lurkers are the lifeblood of Twitch. I can't thank you enough for being here. You know what sounds good? Man, everyone's eating delicious looking food. Yeah, Dan, come here. Entertain the internet so I can eat some food. But yeah folks, if you're in Chicago, swing on by. We are at Ground Control in Chicago. There's a Simpsons Pinball Party and an original Attack from Mars, both with colored DMDs on it. I need a man. Someone should pick the bathroom for a few jazz. I was in Chicago all this week. Red cake? No, I wasn't here. Where are the Simpsons letters being lit? Like, how do I track those? Yo, I slipped that, right? They'll have it, come on. So, actually, this game belongs to Dan Brown, who was just in chat. Dan, also a good acquaintance, and part of the cool kids with Gavin and all them. them. So I would like to backhand that ring with success. Oh, did you all see all those, so T.O. Pinhead posted a bunch of photos that he took from Pinbird. I'm unplugging this game. And there are a lot of winners from me looking super sexy on stage. And author of The DaVinci Code. I got an idea. Since this is a throwaway game, are you ready for this. Extra ball. Shats. Extra ball. The flippers are too high to shats. Yep. Flippers are too high to shats. Jen, are you still in chat? These flippers are like, they're like three degrees too high. All right. High score. I can feel you embarrassed, man. What's going on in that place? I'm like, I'm an arm's length away from a lot of people eating some decently priced food. Want me to hold your hand and do it? Zintron, I can't chat with the flippers Is that high? Yield that backhand though. Nailed it, Kyle. All right, here we go. Why would I do this? Alright, he wants me to shoot. Wait, what did Treehouse of Horrors like? Nothing? Alright, so that ramp actually likes a lot of the rain and bullshit. My God, this place is still in. This whole place is fucking full. Please don't start Doe Frenzy, for the love of God. Don't start Doe Frenzy. Don't start Doe Frenzy. Don't start Doe Frenzy. There's too many people in here. Oh my god, guys. I don't know how this entire multiball came back, but I think it was a good start. The ball came back, but I am not angry at it. Nailed that cow. Super jackpot. This is big. So loud. It happened again. Dan, are you coming here? Internet, here's the thing. If Dan's coming here, I need you to remember to remind me that this ball return is hopping the rail. Okay. That's awesome, Fresh. Yo. I can chat all day, but the flippers have to be either level or low. High is, like, impossible. Jack here's nailed that cow, and I need a man. Says a lot about me. Thanks. How is that fair? Ow, hold on. I'm gonna, I'm calling the better business here. Oh, we almost screwed each other. Alright, make your balls ready, baby. You think pinball is fair? Whoa. Dude, pinball is the most controllable thing on a big player. If everything's set right. She keeps checking out. Okay, Moonducky, easy, buddy. Maybe that's true. And maybe I'm into it. I'll just start sticking my butt out while you're ready. So is this a game where you can juice up this spinner and just start rocking that? Can we get a juicy sir? Hello 911, what's your emergency? Yeah, officer, the flippers are low. It'd be more like the, uh, when you get a boner that won't go away. What's a pixelated soul? Not good. Goddamn it. Not so frenzy. Not now. Not like this. Not like this. Not like this. Not like this. It's a new degree of difficulty, Internet. Try to play pinball without pissing off a bar full of people. Alright, staging doesn't seem to be a thing. Well, apparently I didn't want that extra ball. Super jackpot? Wrong multiball. Forget about it. That's the sound of money. How's Joe still running? Forget it. I'm so sorry. Patrons of the bar. I'm so sorry. Patrons of the bar. I've never been so sorry. What's up, boot? Have you gotten to Alien Invasion yet? Not on this one yet, man. We just started playing, really. It's been more a lot of, like, complaining. There's zero ball save on the game. Wait, you didn't go top? Add 50 grand to bonus. Wow, wow, wow. the money, wow, the money, wow, this is one of my favorite pins ever, dude, it's fun, man, it's a lot of fun, so there's the lock, all right, we got the lock, let's get it up there, oh my god, the grub, Dude, behind you keeps... Dude, everyone, listen, everyone, not everybody here is checking on my butt. They're looking at the elaborate setup, right? Yes, I have a huge ass. Jesus Christ. Oh my gosh. Everyone's checking on my butt. Should I just turn around and be... This game. Now, it said I had an extra ball. but it didn't give it to me. So are the extra balls only worth cash after a certain point? Because I had another one waiting for me. And remember I got a replay at five credits, and we have a score. Or did I reset? Doesn't matter. I'm looking for a huge ass. I need a man. Also, here's the thing. The chat is so freaking hidden right now. Like, no one can see you guys, what you're typing. And I'm excited for it. I'll stick my butt out. I'll stick my butt out just a little bit more. I'll wiggle it around. Just a little bit. One Cletus kid, two Cletus children. That left outline is super hungry. Secondhand social embarrassment. Here's the thing. There's no hard restarting. All we got to do is get four million points, and we can restart once we get four million points, okay? And four million's not hard to get, so we'll just get four million points. Pinball Live, what's up, baby? Sorry to call you out. I have a blur. I have an acute sense of shame. I grew up Catholic. There you go. You know what it is? Everything will be fine. I just need a little more booze. That's why I decided not to drive today, but to let Laura drop me off. Because I had a feeling, I had a feeling I'd need to do some drinking. That shot is 100% by handful. Got it. Vegan shops. Do it. What are vegan shops? They, listen. I just want. So, here's the thing, folks. After, after this week, Daddy didn't drink a beer anymore. It's all tequila, vodka, and whiskey. Mostly tequila and vodka. We need two more million words. Because I'm going to start getting cut for things I can't talk about. But I've got to start getting a shape. Por que no? Nail that cat. So we're just going to start the multiball. Not gluten free, not alcohol free. I just need no, no, uh, beer is all carbs. Like it's all carbs. What? Get up top there you idiot. What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no. Like No, no, no, no, no. Like vodka Red Bulls or gin and tonics. Things that are going to get me drunker quicker, but have less carbohydrates in them. Your belly sucks? Yeah. I've got to be a little toner than I am for certain things that are coming up. It's all good. Trust me. It's going to be fine. Did you guys know that before I started this stream, two and a half years ago, I exclusively only drank whiskey I never touched beer ever but the ease of access and the mobility and like how quickly you reach into a fridge and grab a beer switched it all up for us TwitchCon Beach Drive, that's what's up Mike I gotta look good for that frickin uh what is it, South Beach? No, where is it at? Long Beach. Long Beach? Dick Beach. Didn't know you were releasing a Spend Two calendar. Listen, Schultz, if you want one, baby. If you want one. I mean, I can hook you up. I can hook you up, don't worry about it. Long Beach, California. All right, here comes the highest score you've ever seen in the game. What whiskeys do you like? Oh man. My favorite cheap whiskey is Jim Beam's. Jim Beam's my go to. My favorite fancy whiskey is, um, god I got like a, what's the one that starts with an M? Sorry I'm having a brain fart day today. Do the other customers know your strength? Okay, so I just shut up. No. No one knows anything. Um, M-A, it's like M-something. I'm having, I can't remember. M-something. Oh my god, who is... Jodie Dankford. Not Maker's Mark. No, it's like... It's an Irish M name. Like... Sorry. McCallan, yes. So I've got a... When I go expensive, I go pretty expensive. I've got a 12-year. McCallan's sitting in my liquor cabinet. By the way, internet, okay, here's the thing. I gotta design a thing for it. Jesus Christ. This is my boy, this is my Jody. Where are you? Ground control. What's the... Veg Chicago Bar. Just send him exclamation point location. Um, I gotta design a graphic for it, because it's gotta look good. But I'm streaming Star Wars LE on Friday. Nobody say anything Keep your freaking mouth shut If I see this on Pinside I swear to God I will find you And you are no longer allowed to be on the internet Okay I know your IP address is It says it right there 192-168-3-725 Yes You know who you are Um Anyway I got a VPN. Yeah, Lord, squeak. You can't stop me with no virtual penis nozzle. Keep it to yourself, please. Let me get a cool announcement out first. I just want to see how much I can trust you guys. Because I love you. And I would love it if we could keep that a secret. now that I've shared it on the internet. You're streaming curling, you said, on Friday? Yes, thank you. Boomer? I got a USP. I don't even know what that means. Yeah, but I got a USP in, baby. Please no dough. Nailed that Kyle. Huge man. Posting an R pinball, I swear to God. Be cool. Here's what's up. I've built up a fun reputation as being the cool guy who everyone gets to talk shit about and to. But I would like to see if we can keep this moving. Carly, what? Those sweet bangs? I'm sorry, what are you talking about? Alright. Stage flipping is pretty difficult in this game. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That was the super jackpot. It's you, Stretchy's lit. Did I get in time? I think I did. I think we got in time. They all jump too. I hate this so much guys. It's so, this is like fringe epic city. We don't have a nice meal without some shithead making a mess in the middle of it. Fringe effing city. We'd also have a nice meal without some dickhead making a Russian noise. I'm stage flipping like a freaking champion right now. So can he come back next week to play? Um, no. You're never invited here ever again. Never again. Dan, where are you, dude? Dan, come. Where are you, buddy? I could use ya. You guys be getting kinda loud. The shame is hurting my score. The shame is hurting my score. Dude, this screaming lady on Ghostbusters in this bar would have the cops called immediately. Yo, Oz, what's up, buddy? Ozzy. You're gonna need sign... I don't need you here. Listen, the internet is still too new for stuff like that. We're good. I'm glad we don't have that Ghostbusters machine at Twitch HQ anymore. I'm sad that they got rid of most of the pinball machines though, I am. And while I was there too, it was like the ultimate F.U. Punk feature to prank your friends? Yeah. Get up there. I'm sad that YouTube is going 1984. I'm sorry. What does that even mean? Why would Twitch get rid of PIN? To get a Cruising USA sit-down game. That's not a joke. It actually happened. That cruising game stock? It also looks like it sucked to get it in the studio, man. Alright, lock is lit. Looks like a multiball is ready to go. Come on, USA is Garbo, world at least, right? Come on. Alright, that's two locks. We almost got our third lock lit. Hey, it's the cousin to your least favorite team. It's the sexy cousin to the... I mean like, no thanks dude. That right there has hurt me a couple of times. They got a new system that will eventually isolate content from the mainstream YouTube, make it harder to find. Oh damn, that sucks. V-Star, damn. Oh, there's Dan. All right. Dan's wearing a sleeveless vest, okay? Be nice. Wait, is there such a thing as a sleeveless vest? That's a coat. I know 100% that the dough is coming through. It's a pretty hard-diving orange thing. Yeah, it does pretty. It does a lot. Internet, this is Dan Brown. A good buddy of mine, he operates this game. Great dude, has one of the coolest places to live ever in existence. And I think there's a waiting list to take it from him when he passes away. Really, even with all those giant freaking... Oh, really? 100%. So, the only things I'm noticing, let me get into a piggy with you for a second. You may. There's zero ball favoritism here, which is fine. As an operator, that's your choice. I don't give a shit. No, it doesn't matter. Who cares? It's great. Now, the only thing I'm seeing is these flippers are a little high. are a little high. You're right, they are. Yeah. Which, uh... A little higher than I like them. It changes the shot, but again, that's just nitpicking. It's not a big deal. No, no, no. That's one of the... Hey, those are the little things that I like to see things. That's what I said. Actually, I didn't have much time to even play this, and it barely even hit the floor in my place. It plays great. The only thing is, this is that era of game where the more you have stacked on top of each other, the louder the volume gets I didn't know it got so much louder. Oh yeah. This place has a good acoustic. You could be playing this thing and it's like if you have dough by itself it's okay just like you can stack on a multiball or anything else. It just cranks it just a little bit. Hopping over the... Oh yes. Also... I got the volume turned down a little bit. I can definitely come back and change those. The only real problem is there's a ball feed here where that ball is popping out of there. I don't know why but it's happened to me three or four times. It's coming down the monorail Just hop straight out Just yeah, just jump race the fricking I can move it over and see if that No, I mean I feel like it's like hitting something and jumping over this like Oh, no, we're talking like on this monorail Yeah, it's jumping out of there yeah Huh. Maybe I use too much pinball oil? Oooh, I don't know. You don't like pinball grease? No? It's just a lightening bolt coming down. I'll come back in. I want to clean it up anyway. I just happen to be nearby. Let me throw you in. Sure. You got a time to kill? I do. Yeah, I've got time now. Alright, there's player two. I heard you say something like the highest score on this is only like 50. That's kind of ridiculous. It's been here a couple months, but I thought it was much higher. I think that might have something to do with zero-vault there. Because I did a skill shot where it went up into a poo-string and came right down right down my back. And you just got one of the same catapult back, huh? Yeah, right in my back. And it was probably the Javan setting. Javan, you son of a bitch. bitch. Jack, here's a video of the ball return. Oh, cool. Thanks, Wolf. I appreciate it, buddy. My high score on this machine is 93 mil. Cool, Chul. Come on in. Well, thankfully, this game's not going to be screaming at everybody. But, Internet, you still have to tell me if people are staring at my ass, okay? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That took a while to fix. It was right at the game break. Don't worry. That's fine. I love it. Don't worry. No, leave it. Fine. Fuck it. Who cares? Yeah. Fuck it. I'm like, with all the people that are immediately around, I'm too ashamed to think this shit out of the game. Which is good. You can nudge it all you want. Ball save is called freeze time on this, apparently. Did we pass it already? No. Okay. Game restart, yes. Build validator. Background music. Yes, there you go. Wait, freeze time. Freeze time? I think that's your ball save. That's what... The internet literally said that before you even got there. Said that's what it's called. Like, uh... do two seconds. Just like a, yeah, sure. Perfect. Six is very generous. Two or three, it's all good. Perfect. That's all you need. That's all you need. Just know that like when you plunge and it drains immediately, you're not getting shit out. Yeah. Oh, I like the I'm a pity ball, I'm not just a bop ball. Pity ball. Man, bop ball, I like to make sure everything's clean. Yeah man. I get very pinball-ish and I kind of freak out a little bit. Two seconds, that won't do anything. Oh really Wes? I think that two seconds is pretty loud on me. One, one thousand two, one thousand three, four to five I guess. Yeah, I guess I didn't really think that through. Ten, ten, twelve, seventeen, thirteen? Oh, God, no. Holy shit. You, like, what would you recommend, Internet? Like, six? Seven? Because, like, that's crazy. Well, then step up. Stop giving money to yourself. Five plus is what they're saying. Five, five, five. All right, everyone say five. Three times five. That's the stupidest. Six or nine? Okay. Yeah, six. Perfect. Great. Generous. Yeah. Why not? Now we're going to start seeing some high scores on this bad boy. I really like this game. It's going well. I've been a little smaller, trying to pick one of these up in this condition. I'll tell you, I've never streamed a Simpsons Pinball Party before, so that's why we're here. You've never streamed a Pinball Party? I've never streamed a Simpsons Pinball Party. Okay. There you go. Also, this week we've just been going to places that we've never been before. This dream or just haven't been before. Yeah. Yo Wolf thanks for the hundred biddies man You the boss Yeah we went to it was on Monday we were at Gavin brought me to this place called 5 Screamed over there. I did an official stream from level 257 yesterday on a baby cat man. Screaming baby cat man was a massive thing. Weird combo. Yo, Wolf, thank you so much, man. Hearts for you, buddy. now we're here I don't know where we're going to go tomorrow you were last week I know where you were so the secret on Friday is we're streaming Star Wars L.E. which the internet can't hear anything so it doesn't matter just kidding I'll let you do it where are you not doing that Stern you're not doing that we're not doing it from Stern Factory JD does this place serve beer it's about yes I need to get another beer how do you write that alright cheers man what's that surprise my man yes so cheap alright Mave I love you buddy machine needs an OCD board internet can I tell you something I'm really upset that I had 32 million on ball one still had a ball in the sugar lane and changing the ball save ended the game that was our GST man One cheap beer, please. Yo, hair guy, what's up, buddy? Alright, here we go. Yo, no, fuck this. I'm going to have him put credits in this. Yeah, maybe it wasn't an accident that Dan showed up when he did. It's like, uh, Gavin's watching under some bullshit name. Yeah, Jake's really close to blowing up the Grand Champion. Can we get someone to go over there and shut the game down? Thank you. We're going to have Dan put some credits in with that boy. Yo, Classic Man, for eight months in a row, thank you for maintaining my friendship with the league. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for one of the possibly two sexiest people that subscribe to this channel. I'm not going to tell you who the other person is. Just assume that it's yourself. Classic man, good to see you, dude. It was fun hanging out with you for sure. I'm defiantly not sexy? Your wife, you must be number one? Yo, no, my wife ain't attractive at all. Are you kidding me? It's opposite day! Yo wife, I love you. Good God. You're sleeping on the couch, danger. I could get some pink-offs for this thing. Oh dude, pink-offs would be the shit. I've just been putting beers up here. That works too. I'm a classic man. This game's playing great, dude. Yeah, like I said, everything's perfect on this. Just like Super Nitpicky, he splits it a little high, but that's about it. Like I said, I barely had a chance to even... I got it. You adapt. I shopped it. Bought it. I shopped it before I bought it. Oh, yeah. Kind of unusual. I put an OLED thing on it, but it didn't have the right LED so there was an incredible amount of ghosting. Oh, so there is an OLED in here. It's all, well, but not the GI. I don't generally like the GI. The GI is, you know, GI. It looks better with a warm glow anyway. Oh my God. Right? It's recovering. But I always liked the activity lights with OLEDs. They just pop so much more. I mean, it's not a big deal in this game, but it seems like every game is making all the time. So one thing you're like, this is a big game, but I never know what to do with that. I'll just do it. Yeah. This game is incredible. I love when I can find this game. The game is perfectly fine. Jack is just being a princess. Wow. Wow. It's a very deep game. Wow. I want to bring it to my collection. Rude. Rude. So what have you been up to buddy? I feel like I haven't seen you in a while. Oh man, I've been very busy. That's fucking great. Lots of things going on these days. I like it. I like it here. Stuff to do today, ripping the bottom out of an animal. Ripping the bottom out of an animal? Yeah, that water damaged the cabinet so the whole bottom had to go. Good job. Dude, the volume on this thing is like perfect now. Is it now? Okay. I'd like to be able to hear it. I don't like it on sleepwalk. I just fumbled that. Well, like this, you can still kind of hear this. But once you start stacking shit, it's going to bring it to a volume you can definitely hear. So it's on a nine. You're going to get about a three. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it turns into a nine, starting at a six. Internet, if you can hear me, type tier1000 and then the word fart. Thank you. 50 million, huh? Fade in. 60 SOPs. That's an advantage of the LEDs. They don't blow out. What the heck? thank you for the host mommy what yo Beatty and hi events done been a minute I hope you're just saying my name and not saying you're dead. I'm great, man. I've been traveling far too much, dude. Is that possible? Yes. As a six-foot-seven gentleman on airplanes, it is definitely possible. Took a long break. Nice, dude. I've been all over the freaking place. And, uh, god, what else? Just... I've been hosting a lot of bullshit. I went for that hosting thing at Twitch. That's why I couldn't compete in the World Pinball Championship. Well, I did know you were doing a lot of hosting there. Dude, the hosting at Pinberg was fun. There's a lot of things... There's a lot of things I'd like to change. That is for sure. Chair for it? Yeah, baby. Well, a lot of what they're doing... A lot of what you're doing here... I remember seeing them doing closely similar things there a couple years ago. I mean, not on the level you're doing. It was over the top of the demo for the flip-flops. And then everybody in the audience could watch. Next year, hopefully, they have a giant projector, because it was still like, if you weren't in the front row, you couldn't see what the hell was going on. Yeah, the screens are a little hard to see. My brother has six, seven small cars, old houses with doorways, planes, trains, and automobiles. I feel you, Fabian. My life as a tall person is the worst in this world of very small people. I would gladly give you three more inches. You're just going to give them three inches, you know what I'm saying? It's too much. I may You don't have another game for your studio for too long. Let's go, buddy. Well, I guess not, like... Be honest, like, miss the concept here. I knew you would! I knew you would! Well, that's one of the ones I might have for you soon. Too many in juice! I've got a Star Trek premium that needs a home at the moment. I just... Give me a break. Is this gonna get any better? Yep. Yo. See, there you go. There you go. That would've been, like, F.U. territory. No, I don't... I'm glad you noticed that because I didn't even know that was a problem here. I didn't know it was called freeze time. Yo, Fabian, it's great to see you seriously. When are you coming to Chicago? Or are you going to any event soon, video game wise? game-wise. TwitchCon, hopefully. Hopefully you're going to TwitchCon to come play pinball with me. The pinball area at TwitchCon this year is actually going to be on the show floor, but it's going to be on the show floor between the two signing booths. So it's going to force shitloads of kids to watch me play pinball while they wait in line for lyrics to sign their boobs. Can we make it? Nope. Yep. Yeah, dude, the ball lock on this game is incredible. Alright, here we go. Oh, moon donkey, nice. You followed me last week. Hell yeah. Ow. That was a good slide. All right. So have you eaten here before? I have not. I haven't either. But the food's looking pretty good. Yo, Fadian. It's all ready to carry in. Fadian, there's only one sense of pinball machine that we care to speak of, and it's this one. The others are, yeah, we don't talk about them. If there's another... What? Overpowered flipper? I don't know. If there's another pinball machine, you are absolutely not allowed to freaking talk about it. But what about... For a long time, I thought maybe the garage in this was broken. So, we could not figure out why it seemed like every... You know, you hit the garage, and then the garage door would just sort of stay open. Yeah. And we're looking at it, Gavin's looking at it, we're thinking at the opto, wondering what the hell's going on. We're going back and forth. Turns out the thing was set to super easy. So it stayed up all the time. Oh, there's a slice too low. Oh, now we're in go territory. This is great though, because this is actually screaming last time. That feels stupid. Well, that's... But you know what, there's no way to turn that down. Yeah. The squelch is the squelch. Oh, that looks good. Great doe. Or a little beano. What's up? You just look like I can shoot almost anything on the field. It's all lit. Everything lit all the time on this field. The daredevil looks over here. Nice lame job. I was here when someone got interviews to get a job here and I would say, I'm not a The Daredevil looks over here. Nice lame job. I was here when someone got interviewed to get a job here, and I would never... I don't know if I could handle that. I've interviewed people before, like interns and stuff, but to hire somebody that's immediately going to hit the floor and start getting paid big money to do something, I don't know. Because everyone's just so foolish. Yeah, sorry. I had one ball locked up already. That threw me for a second. My lady who isn't a vegetarian or anything has found... Oh, right on the middle of my nose. Woo! Thanks. I just got that extra ball there, but... Can't get that skill shot to save my life. Internet, you want to listen to a song while you're watching this? Go to YouTube, look up Local H, and listen to High Fiving Motherfucker. It's a great song. And then bound to the floor. Bound to the floor. Back at 30, going to cook some dinner. Yeah, buddy. Love you, Fady. Thanks again, man. I didn't get it. I fucked it up. No, listen to this. Blue Ducky. The whole time I got it. The fish. Blue Ducky loves his fish. You got an EV baby. I did. Let's shoot again. Look at that brown nothing, no tools, no rags. It's going to leave the thing to get marks along the... That's the first place I always look is right there. Yep. See how dirty it is. Every time. One quick little clean and you're good to go. Well, it's not like that's a really used part of the play field, but it's a part of the game. Ball save? I got a six second ball save. You hooked yourself up, man. There we go. Yo, whoa, you're a god, dude. Thank you for all your effort and hard work, man. So we blew it in league this week, or this year. You blew some weed this week? We blew it in league. Our team did not do well. We blew some weed this week. Well that's obvious. Didn't do so hot, huh? No, we're almost always third place, but this year we didn't even make playoffs. I know, what happened? Nope. You blew some weed. Yeah. Yes, Flappy, my man. Daredevil, what the hell are you? Yeah, we out here blowing weed for... ...dinner time. All right, Fadians, let's go. Wait, we can't blow weed. It seems to be another drug. I mean, is marijuana a drug, really? Aspirin is a drug. Are you not supposed to take aspirin? He said as he takes his wig off his beard. Jeff, do you come to Freeplay Florida? I can only go to Freeplay Florida if someone is willing to fly me out and put me up. That is my only stipulation. Hello! I know the boys at Vancouver Flip House are going to be flying me out and putting me up. I'm going to be bringing my gear with me to stream out there. It's going to be dope. I just... I'm a very poor individual. There we go, there we go. Yo, Dan's taking it home. Yeah, of course the ball's not jumping the rail. Alright, here we go. Man, fuck, I'm gonna say, I don't know what you're talking about. God damn it, man. I mean, with pinball, stuff like that happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it happens to me like a lot. That, yeah, I don't want that. I'll let the ball roll down the monorail a couple times. Yep, not gonna hit the out either. Monorail. All right boys. Not yet, but man an original set from Brian, bravo. Oh really? I don't know where to put it. Sounds like a dead foot might be a cool spot to put it. First world problems. Yeah, man. They're too many. Yeah, that's like a theater of magic without a theater of magic. Yo, if you need a place to put a T.O.M., dude, you give me a holler. I've always got room for a theater of magic. We've got a meteor. We've got a thin man. Meteors is a term we haven't shown yet. That's a harder game. Yeah, man. No, that's right. But what's stupid is people are, like, destroying meteors to turn them into stargazers. Well, I mean, they made an awful lot of them. Yeah. It's not a cube. I mean, I just got Sammy to make a superparagon. To make a superparagon. Marlowe was really nice. To make a superparagon. No, we made a couple games for Snapchat. What? Pinball machine? He'll have some cars to make a pinball on. Or Snapchat. Snapchat. Oh my god. Alright, here we go. You fuckin' piece of shit. Now you're gonna be cool, huh? Like, oh, dad's here. I mean, you should be as large of a product as that cabaret that you took apart in the National Work and Get. I'm not an employer. Why not? I'm like in max other shit mode. We'll eventually get to that. I will for sure bother. Like any help I can get would be nice. But I'm in the middle of so many other damn stupid things. Over the slipper! What? What? You son of a bitch. I was trying to hopefully start hitting and scratching you while all that was going on. Shooting that drop target. Good grief. Over the top. Great movie. Yeah, man. Arm wrestling, right? Sylvester Stallone. Then that other kid that's in that thing. He essentially teaches a kid how to cheat at arm wrestling. You're not allowed to go over the top. Alright. Right there. Too late. Damn it. Left-ordered? Not happening. Right orbit. Ooh, left orbit. Big money, no whammies. Here we go. Crazy. If you hit the ball, hit that. I don't even, where is it? Like the, the, wait, that's where the extra ball is? I think that's what it says. Dude, yeah. Max Bumper. Yeah, the actual ball outlayed it. Yeah. That hurt. I was trying to flip that, dude. I was trying to do that. I was smacking the shit out of that. Look at that. See that? It's only the right flipper, I believe. Now you're not a flipper. I guess it's any other switch. Maybe that's crazy extra ball then? It moves when you hit something. I think that's the crazy version of that. Yeah, it's moving with switches. Yeah, you're right, every switch is like that. Every pop. They fight. They fight. They fight and fight and fight. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. I don't know how many kids though. How many of those? Like 26 or something? Uh, we've got a lot of kids. We just picked out a lot of kids. Oh, I wanted to back clap that. Bring the extra ball! multiball! Spray anything. You're going to put your bird-face in the back of the multiball. Yeah, baby. So where's like the... it's just like every shot's worth money then? Or is there like a specific thing you shoot? Oh you dick! All you have to do is knock, go out. Well that's gonna do it for you. What ball are we on? Great. I'd love that extra ball. That seems to be gone now. She's gone. All right. Lock is lit. Sam. Crazy extra ball. Not good. Up top? All right. Ah, Gavin with like a bit more. It's only three million over default, though. He has 53 instead of 50. Not good, nor what I planned. You're so done with it. Oh well. The climb. Yo, you got four million. You can keep it. That is a hard skill shot. As long as it doesn't trigger the other skill. What is it worth? Down the foot guy. It's more than a foot you bar down the other. No, still missed it. Oh, fuck. Well, that's it. Oh, really? I can never tell what's a certain, if it's going to go up top or if it's going to like, Woo! cleat us here. And you got cleat us. Absolutely. Absolutely. That one last block would have been your multiball. Don't look at my... Man, it played great, man. Well, I'm glad that I am a player where people can actually enjoy their meal and cheer. Yeah, it was a little wild. I don't know if you've played a ton of those, but I mean you want that to do good. Yeah. But I don't want to get everyone to tweet it. I don't care about that, yeah. I mean, I was going to look over and go, what about that guy? He just broke some keys. Yep. He's too violent. Screwed. Well, we got two replays here. All right. Gotta go? I'm limited replays as far as I'm concerned. I'm not a fan of replays. I'm just a fan of replays. It's a great game. I think I'm gonna play it again. Maybe throw a few credits on here? I don't know. Let's do that. Wait, what? Here now, I'm going to put a couple of bucks in here real quick. Looks good. Need a loop. Don't worry about it. You're fine. This is the least of the sensitive equipment. Everyone, look away. You see nothing. All right, here we go. Yo, Red Cake, thanks for the biddings, my man. I love you, dog. Wait, what? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely! Absolutely! Yeah! You want to be done? Yep! Yeah, right. It just moves around a little bit. It turns once in a while. Oh, that's awesome. Can everyone... I want everyone to say something nice about the person that chatted just above that. Alright? So, Red K just gave a bunch of bits. Someone should say like, hey Red K, I really like how your facial hair grows in a nice Nice circular pattern on your chin. You turd, why would you activate? I don't know, I feel like a tiny point. I got cleaners. Go, Mubat, you laugh at random. Dude, Mubat's such a dick. I think you have a great smile. Well, that's actually accurate. I have three beard crop circles. I like the blended for sure. It's so neat, the color DMD. Hey Jay, what's up buddy? Red, your elbows are hot. Yeah. Amsterdam, you're hot. Yeah. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. Thank you buddy. Nothing. I don't really know anyone but everyone is pretty chill, awesome and helpful. The facial hair is awesome. The raving Takamaki. What a boss. Jiggy, how's your beer doing? It's going down smooth. There's your one more. I should change that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I like danger danger, I've always been a fan of danger danger. I'm going to change that in a few moments. I feel like if you just shoot the garage in this game all the time, you'll probably do pretty good. That's my only approach on this game. When I try to mix it up, I end up shitting the bed like I did ball one there. I gotta get going. It's a little fine art, everybody. Oh, that's it. Well, now you understand it happens down here. That happened right there. It jumps off. It's just going so fast. It's not much of a rail. I did not hit dust. Fuck me! Ah! There's my double boy. I'm gonna put in a double one. Ah! The old one tilt warning! It's all fun and games until it's not fun, behind your game. Is he scratching to us? Hell yeah. I think that's big money if we can. Oh really? They fight, they fight, they fight and fight and fight, fight by fight, yeah yeah yeah. multiball is lit fam! I looked away... Wow, one million points. That's the three balls. Holy shit. Holy shit. So how'd you like the new Star Wars anyway? I loved it. How many Star Wars games does that make? Four, three, wait. That's the fourth one. A lot of Star Wars games. Yeah, and they all suck. Most of them are no good. Crystal says, hi, Dan Brown. Hi, Crystal. How you doing? Crystal, where are you? You should come here. Come here and hang out. Break, uh, invite me a beer. There we go. All right, look out. Olé, olé, olé, olé, olé, olé. Here you sell it in my pajama. Living the life. Give me a break. Is it Taco Tuesday? Well, check this out. The new Star Wars game, the limited edition version, we're going to be streaming it on Friday. You squeaked me out two garbage stores. I'll let you go first. Those were really nice comparisons. I wasn't focused. Let me find my pinball center here. For all the money, man. All the money. I don't think I've hit... Oh, right, sorry. No, I'm not doing that. I haven't hit one comic book guy shot all day so far. We didn't hear that, J.D. It's so loud in there. Thank you. Exactly. I think Jack said something about, like, peeing on bar whores. Yes. Screaming at bar whores. Folks, Friday we're going to be screaming at bar whores. Oh, yeah, I could just pee it anyway. Sorry, it's really loud. Slappy, I'm not done with the animation. I tossed this rich salad in his pajamas. Well, Joe, I don't remember that, so thanks for taking advantage of me. Well then. Too much information right there. Yeah, no kidding. One time during a league game, Dan psyched me out because he said he was drunk, so I thought I was good to go, but no, he beat my head. Yeah, man, sometimes that's what I think. Boy, I'm like Super Ways to Take It Easy. Pinball? How do you play that? What's a pimple? Goddammit. I'm trying to get snippy with it. You're really forgiving, aren't you? I'm a vinyl artist, buddy. So it's half a million for that, okay. There's not ever a birthday ever. The symptom is still on here, which is nuts. I remember when I lived in Newfoundland, Canada briefly, between kindergarten and second grade, and we would watch the Tracy Ullman show and one segment of the Tracy Ullman show was The Simpsons and it looked effing terrible but you're watching this and as a kid you're like I'm watching a cartoon at night this is blowing my mind because it didn't exist. A cartoon at night in the middle of another show that wasn't The Weeknd was like insane. Alright, I'm hitting... What the fuck are you doing? Jack? Yes, perfect. Sorry if you haven't already... Wait, so what's the strap for sentence? Oh no, like Crystal was asking. Just literally shoot the garage door all day. And then shoot that. And then shoot this. from Michigan directly to the right of the TV screen up by the house. Um, you can see where the clock is going down up there, 23, 22. Right to the right of that is a list of all the things you want to do. Essentially, you need to light all those pieces of alien invasion. Yeah, baby. Which I have never done. Oh, really? I did that when I was in, uh, San Francisco, but I was, like, wasted out of my mind. Well, I mean, T-N-O-D-O's are in there, but you only see them at that time. I did the alien invasion. The alien, it's like the whole theme of the game. They're at that nuclear plant. There's also a mode where the flipper's flipped on you. Oh, like, with that? Yeah. Oh, I'm like shit in the back here. So if you do this, you can actually do it? Yeah. Surprisingly, if you can do this, like, it'll work. Your brain just wires it right. No more comments. Freeze time! Internet, my last ball. I'm doing what's called Casey Jones-ing. Write that down in the comments. I'm throwing my first two balls away. As a cocky SOB, it could blow up third base. Mystery spot is the flip-mouse. Cool, dude. Crystal, if you miss the net, that's a good sign. You're going to miss the net. You're going to miss the net. You're going to miss the net. You're going to miss the net. If you mention that FB game one more time, I have no problem banning you. Bringing out the ban game. There's only one since this machine ever made, and it should work. The game you do not speak of is the famous... Star Wars needed pretty much all Data U games. Yes. Which isn't fair because they make a couple good ones. There's a couple out there. I like a little Jurassic Park. I like a little Stay Out From the Crypt. Not much else from them. Some of them I know have a good one at Fixies. Alright, here we go. Big money, no whammy. Come on over one of these days. Bring Crest for West. Yeah, that'd be great, man. You know, I have both films and every series there, so I'd love a job. Yeah, dude. Uh-oh. And I have a beer vending machine. Uh-oh. There we go. A beer... Wait, I'm sorry. Really? I love beer. I mean, it doesn't have good beer. It's got fishing beer. Fishing beer. I like that terminology. I like that terminology. Satan's Choice. The worst of them all. Are they? Satan's choice could be just anything. It could be a big gas refueling. It could be a little curly water. It could be a Bud Light LaMotta. You know, whatever you want. You never know. A light Budweiser. We planned to do something. And we saved up clams and tomatoes together. Finally together. After all this time. There's that. Whatever that does. What does the Seahouse of Orders actually do? Oh my god, we got fucked. That's it! That saved that booty. Wait, Jack, I just got to get my space mission fixed. Uh, I can't read that, hold on. So I can get it to the legion. Oh yeah! That's right, you want her to drop it off at the American Legion Hall or something. Here we go, go Frenzy. Ride the monorails! multiball, please! No! Oh, you gotta get the one with the score right now. Here we go, baby. Oh no, you played it! Yeah, you didn't hit it up there enough. That'll do. Woo! Yeah, don't just do the top, let him go down the bottom now. Oh, you think so? I want this multiball. Oh, it's the multiball. You get a... Stop screwing me, dude! Well, there's the Mono Red. Mono Red. It seems stretchy. Two... does that count? No, it doesn't. Wait! It did die. Cool. I did that, cool. And I could still get the upstairs multiball. Come on, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Come on baby. Waltz and Pops, go, go, go, go, go. Shit! Alright, so... Alright, let's see if we can face flip this. Freaking nailed it With Joe Frenzy going Casey Jones! Two plus, yeah boss, it seems to be every. Absolutely, especially with two multi bus going. There's a single thing that doesn't lift. Nice! Whoo! Thank you brother! I tried. Well, there's all the balls. Alright, let's see what we can get. Ah! This is not going to end well. I'm going to fly, go go go go cakes., Come on! Ready...oh, it's too late. 6-couple jackpot!? 6-couple jackpot for Three? I guess, uh, there it is. We got the sixth temple. There's the sixth temple. Oh shit. Yeah, it looks like it. Nope. Alright, lock is lit. We're good, we're good, we're good. We're good, we're good. Extra ball on the fly. Slarve Darknerd? Well, I mean, that's not a thing. Cheers, man. I'm unstoppable. A word lock? Hell yeah. That's one we didn't have to shoot. Or does it mean like award-writing the law? Because that's the... Everybody gets one. Oh my god, this game just said F your butthole, dude. Was that ball three? Man, that's not what I wanted. I do like putting my whole name in though don't make the noise I'll go first. My name is Jerk Dangle, uh... world famous ping pong player. Yo, I'm fucking drunk. I'm feeling good. Folks, if you're curious where we're at, what's up boys? We are at Ground Control in Chicago, Illinois. Gavin Miller of Gavin's Game Service is operating two machines out of here and in fact one of the gentleman that helps Gavin operate the games. Here's Dan Brown. This is the game that he personally operates through the Gavin umbrella. Swing by. It's a completely vegetarian menu with some vegan items, but they have a full bar, you know, and that's all I need to have a good time. I'm going to order some vegetarian chicken wings here in a moment. Just giant strips of pig tan dripping in delicious sours. Shit. Keep needing to hit this place up? You should get here, Blue. Crystal, whatever the frick you want me to call you. Oh my god, Slappy, you're a freaking beast, dude. Thank you so much, man. Extremely freaking kind to you. Ladies and gentlemen, can I get some hearts and chat for Slappy White? Coming in hot with the very distracting 1000 bit. I love that animation so much, it's out of it's out of control. Two PBRs cheersing each other, you see that? I did a little animation, so every time someone donates a thousand bits, which is essentially $10, it plays that animation. And Dan was kind enough to go and pick us up two of those cold, frosty brews. My man, cheers, cheers. I'm not going to be able to do that. It's all that matters. Let me get some heart and chaff for my boy. Dude, thank you so much. Here, I'll feed you some butter. Uh-huh, no. We're going to start that way, huh? No one? Yeah, that's right. Had you put on the 12 second ball save, this game would be destroyed. I'm going to put on one more tilt warning. One more tilt warning would help. Yeah, that's for sure. Internet, what does Three House of Horrors actually do? What? What? I'm just asking the internet what Three House of Horrors does. If you know, let me know. The picture looks great. I agree, man. I agree. I love that starburst. I kind of want to do that in my studio now. Are your walls still kind of... They're absolutely still white and bare. We're slowly getting there. That's a tough shot. I saw some dead flip enamel pins on the Twitter. Are those available anywhere? Yes. Type exclamation point swag. Some of them are sold out, but the original OG ones are still available on Double Danger's website. Here we go. Yo, Sclappy, that gentleman you just mentioned? I love that dude, and he's the only good thing about the team that he plays for. Austin, too. I love that guy. I just outed myself. Mr. Kuna actually gave me one of his cards and signed it for me. I fucking love that guy. He's such a great dude. I don't remember them from the last year. It was like a metal shard. You can really take the metal shard. Really hard to hit the drive with the left foot. I don't have a beef with anyone. People have a beef with me. That's my explanation. Did you not play pinball? Put the sticker under the toilet seat and... Boomer, that was not me, buddy. But I've had a lot of people send me that photo. I've had a lot of people send me that photo. I don't really have a lot of control over what to do with my stickers. But putting it on a toilet is pretty... That's some hilarious. Red keg? I'm going to juicy this right now. I want your beef, Jack. Wobbly? Listen. I don't have beef with anybody. Right? I love everyone, but if people want to beef with me, you know what? That's a one-sided argument. That is a one-sided argument. Five bucks for this house call? Rude! Wait, the Bit Donation never did the thing in the corner? Oh, did it freeze? No one beeps with me, man. I am the beep. I had it. I had it. We're leaving our pinball mojo here. That was a sexual innuendo. Oh, you want three? You want my beans. Dude, the score's a fucker. That's embarrassing. We're like, people are watching and it's not good. Ugh. You want my turkey. Yeah, you want Jack's link. No point. What do I want there? You shouldn't talk about pizza in a vegetarian restaurant. I guess you're right. I gotta sit in with you, mommy. Ah ha! Mano Real! Special plate? Mano? Nope. Special? I don't even know it. right now. Special play. Nope. Special, I don't even know what. That was it buddy. That's the cleanest kid. There you go. I'm dying. Next time you see Mixer Tuna, and please try to remember this, because I'm banned in other people's chats. Let Mixer Tuna know that I love him, with L-O-V-E, all caps, space in between each letter. There was everything we could do there but... Yo, Matt, pretty split up, buddy! Yeah, Blue Captain Hitcho, I had Wonko's jerky and it made my butthole voice eat. Let's talk about meat while we're in vegetarianism. Slappy thank you, buddy. I love that dude. You've made a carrot entirely out of meat. You would never know. For those carnivores who, you know, want more of an imaginary meat-based diet. Wanko, I ate a lot of that virtue when you weren't around. Oh my god. Nope. Yeah, ribcage, I mean butthole required. This is what you're playing, going crazy. I'm just gonna stand here and let it go for a while. Yo, Max, thanks for the host, my man. Remember butthole? You consume it rough. Don't you just roll it up like a potty pot? I don't know how to eat these, Gracie. Crystal, remember when we made out in the men's bathroom while I was pooping? That was fun. Yeah, my man. Great job, dude. What happened? No, no, no, no. No, but yeah, it won't be. Trust me. Yo, there you go, dude. Yo, there you go, dude. I mean, the replay on the set pretty well represents everybody is so bad. Yo, no, Crystal, don't ask any questions. Do not talk about that. Well done, sir. Alright, can we fix one thing? I'm going to get that jump warning in there so we can push this sucker around a little bit. Please do not tell Crystal what a Blumpkin is. It's a blind pumpkin. Yo, Wonko, yeah, yo, mail me some jerky, dude. I'll eat the shit out of it. That's better. Two or three? No. It doesn't have a two. It went from one to three. What? I imagine it's tilt once. Are you sure? Double double. And then, you're done. I'm sorry, you have... You can swear, I don't care. I can fucking swear. You can go first. Unless you got a gun. I know. We'll do one more. Responsibility. Responsi- There you go. Please. You won. When two people love each other very much, and one of them is useless, yadda yadda yadda, everyone takes the stone. I love you, dude. Responsibility. Fuck that. Responsibility. Not quite yet. Crystal, you don't get the idea. You don't. No. You don't. It's grosser than you think it is. Dude, you got one and a half million points in like two seconds. I'm too excited to be getting into it, I don't remember people are watching and I'm starting to feel off. And that's when I blow it. Yeah baby. Come on baby. All the pop forever. More pop! Oh! Nice! Holy shit! That was nuts! Wait, what? Living in an industrial park is like the coolest thing ever. Alright, we're good. We got the warnings up. Oh man, this floor will not let you move the game back in place. I'll totally come to St. Louis too, man. Uh, is that north of me or south of me? Oh. Oh. Yeah, I'll come down there. Wobbly, we need to set up a whole life. Like a two hour long, uh, stream opera, with scenes, and, um, a script, and, um, musical items. Thanks, Wobbly. Too much work. So I tried cleaning my own slide whistle and I couldn't figure it out. That sounds like a euphemism, Jack. Well, a little bit. Cliffordson Bus, just face opera. Like everything's lit, I don't even know what to do. Alright, here we go. Yo, BLC, what's up baby? Everything's lit, the story of Mac Angel. Stand left. Everything is a fart. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here. If you're having a good time, please type cheer 100. Heart emoji. Thank you. Again? I love you. I fell for it once already. Yeah, Red Keg! Thank you for making that booty clap. My man. Cheers to you, friend. Can I get some hearts and chat, please? Red, I love you, buddy. Thank you for the biddies. I'm taking this nerd down. You need to hit a local karaoke bar, whistles in hand, yeah. Like, what song do you want me to play? Be like, we brought our own music. Give us the mic, dog. This game is trying to screw me. Yo Joe my man. Eggplant emojis in chat please. Get in there! Give me the money, all the money please! I've like passed the bell curve where it's like, you've been drinking and you're scoring well, now just drinking and not doing anything. Just like the host of Wild and Crazy Kids? So I'm thinking of setting up a exact replica of Starcade at Logan Arcade. It's gonna be great. Please! Please! Alright, check this shit out. Ready? That shows the shit. Well, they're going to marathon it on Twitch. Did you know that? What's that? In Minneapolis? Wait, up, down? Oh, no. I'm guessing it's in Epcot. I mean, I've been loading our game for like 20 years now for the box office. Okay, wow. I wanted to crack down on the data from the game to the North American people better. Right. But never mind. Legends of the Chitton Temple. The pinball is like, now listen to the legend. Oh, really? Six Million Dollar Man. Whoa, really? uh, Target Alpha. And that's in Alpha? Yeah. Fuck, I might have to go there. They've got a mob party. They've got, uh, you better go and check it out first because they almost never work out. They've got a blackout. They've got five pretty good games, but... Who operates those games? I believe they do, although I don't know who their tech is. Their tech is not doing... As long as it's not whammy, we're good. ...the best work. Yeah. I don't want to say anything negative, though, because I don't know who it is. I don't know what the situation is. But you should check it out. They've got five games up there, and they're old school. Park and roll. And I love me some Target Alpha. Yeah, man. That is a shooter's game. That's literally what it sounds like. Entirely made out of Target. Double there would be great. Yeah, that's true. Oh. No way. Alright folks, Grand Champion. Smells like Upsexy in here. Yo, jewelry, Rory! You know, they're looking for places to go and play in town that are out of the ordinary. Worth looking into. Yeah, I'm looking for places I haven't been before. Or even checked out, for that matter. Go check it out then. Oh shit. I'll try. Oh, you're picking that back? You lucky bastard. Oh my god. This is ruining it. This is pretty hard. Hurry, come on. Damn. The double stack. Back in the mouth ball. Yeah baby. Gavin has, is he a victim of Gavin? Is this AFM Gavin over here on the right? Yes it is. But, uh, it was only a little bit nicer. But got money. Basically the exact same game. That's great. I still have to do an LED conversion on it, but... I never, never thought I would have. Frankly, it was always down in the key that I never thought I'd be able to own. Oh, an AFS? Yeah, and one just kind of came my way and I had the money, so... That's great. So I said, this is it. Oh, there might be more money on one game. Oh, it is a beautiful machine. It is my cherished possession. I know a lot of people don't really care, it's a Star Trek all that much. I love my new Star Trek. Which Star Trek? Premium, the new one. Oh, sure. I love that game. It's a good looking game. The rules are very simple, but what a great looking game. Did you stream from Township? I mean, I streamed those games when they were in my studio, but I guess I could stream from Township. Did you have a premium or did you have a discount? Uh, I don't know. Wait. No, I mean, sorry, I was reading the chat. Township, um, whatever games Gavin brought to Township were at my studio before they went there. Uh, the games at Township are the ones that were at my garage. How do you win babies on this? There's no babies. Seven time add-ons. What? I think they're World of Warcraft. They got a Whirlwind, a Monster Dash and a Ghost Buster. They got a Whirlwind, a Monster Dash and a Ghost Buster. Oh, that's great! That was light. That was rough. I'm ready. I like that. I like that. That ain't gonna do it. There's 20 million that can do this. It's only my score again. It's only gonna be 20. Alright, fine. You get a ball. You only get all this in one ball. Alright, that's good. Multiple ball again. You're all good. You win. Also, yeah, wrestle the hell out of this. I only got multiple games with Donnie. Oh, the right ran. Get in there. Go up top. I don't want more kids. That's not one game for you. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! Alright. Hi there! Not good. That's the way to play! Oh yeah! Jump man! Can't breathe! I want that multiball. Alright, we're going to shoot the orbit here. What's up? You're ready. What's up? You're ready to get ducked. What does that do? I mean, it's a one mode, but... Oh, it's a full mode. One of the modes on the duck. Oh, it's a full mode. One of the modes on the duck. Oh, it's a full mode. Oh, it's a full mode. One of them is on the top. He only has two to go. There's a lock? Oh, and he's only got two to go. He's got two before alien invasion, so... Let's let him open, man. This is the end of the night here. Alright, let's get this lock, boys. Be the ball. Oh my god. Explode the lock for me. This is it. You're welcome. Don't be the ball, you'll get sick really quick. Alright, cool. Double down! Double down! Not good, not good, not good, not good. There you go. Oh, please come down, please. Alright. Seriously, everything is freaking lit. It seems like it, but... We still have to get that last mode lit. Yep. Right there. VEBIT. That's it, that's the last mode. Oh my god, dude. Get the ball upstairs. There's the F.A.P. I'm just trying to get in that freaking... I just want to get you strappy. Yeah boy! Pretty increased attack by the way doesn't it? That's fine. I haven't hit anything yet so let's see what we can do. He's definitely going to get some high score on the game. A high score but I want three. We already got it. Don't worry about it. THE high score. Harvey just placed the city's leading pinball champion. There you go. Missed it, that's okay. Go, man! What do I get? Four dollars left in the secret stash. I don't know how they work, but I believe it's a white chocolate. How do I get... Hurry up, Mario. Where's Krusty's Last Stand? Internet, where's Krusty's Last Stand? This game is hype. Yo! Killer B, I love you. Krusty's over there. Wait, where? Right there. Uh, let's hit the... There we go. There we go. We're in the right spot. Oh, I'm gonna go back in and try to... I'll go over there. You're in the right spot. Yeah. I'm in the right spot. Okay. I'll go back. Oh, what was that? I don't know. Crazy extra ball. I'd love to get that, that's for sure. One last motor here. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. There's a lot. All right. So what do we got to do? Does this like count, like weight this out? Uh, yeah, you gotta keep putting up in the garage, I think. Huh. Well, we got CC in that. I fumbled so freaking bad just then. The biggest fumble. Uh-oh, I wasn't watching. I fumbled really hard. That's okay, you know what? Look at that. That's a thousand-mile ice core track. Yeah, buddy. I've never seen the alien invasion. We were right there. We had everything. That's it. We just had to finish their mode. Trick on the middle, thank you. Grand champ, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry, Gavin. Sorry, buddy. Well yeah, he'll send me to play one game. He's going to keep screaming over and over again. Thanks for helping me turn this down. Or turning it down for me. Well, you know, I got a call, said you were broadcasting for me. I was pretty excited about that. And then I heard you going like, what the hell is going on? And I got immediately a message. Yo, Red Tank, thank you for the 100 bits, dude. Appreciate it. Oh, man. All right. Well, that's a good game. I think that's it for me, Internet. That's what you call it here. Thank you for watching. Tune in tomorrow. We're going to be at another random location. We're going to find a place we've never been before, find a pinball machine, and set up. All right? I don't know where that is. Do you have any places in mind? I've been to an uptown location in Austin. Uptown feels fun. We haven't been there. I've never been to Livewire ever. I don't know where that is. Or Live... Live something. It doesn't matter. Uptown Arcade. Oh, you're talking about... Oh, I don't know. That's a Livewire or something. I think it's called Livewire. Yeah, it was down on the machine there. It used to be an ancient place that I believe in. It's now a townhouse. Great. We'll see what happens. We're going to find another place we haven't been to. just so like, we gotta expand our circle, instead of going to the same like two or three places, you know? So, it's been good, it's getting placed like a dream, shout out to Dan for like keeping this thing running. Internet, have a wonderful night, and I will see you tomorrow. Thank you for all the subs, resubs, donations, bits, all of the above. You're gorgeous, and I'm getting drunk on you tonight. Cheers. I love you. Good night. Thank you.