ARCADE REPORT: YESTERcades - Somerville, NJ

Knapp Arcade·article·analyzed·Aug 19, 2021

Analysis

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TL;DR

YESTERcades Somerville location praised for maintenance quality and clever multi-player anti-spam system.

Summary

A positive review of YESTERcades' Somerville, NJ location, highlighting good machine maintenance, strong flipper performance, and a clever anti-spam delay system for multi-player games. The author and his son played several pinball machines including Stern Sopranos, Sega Bay Watch, Williams Rollergames, and Stern Monopoly, along with classic arcade games, during a quiet mid-week opening.

Key Claims

YESTERcades has a reputation in the hobby for being 'Hit and Miss' with machine maintenance
high confidence · Author explicitly states this reputation exists in the hobby community
Only two pinball machines out of a large row were non-functional (South Park and Hook) during the visit
high confidence · Author directly observed and noted South Park had out-of-order sign, Hook stuck in ball search
YESTERcades implements a delay system on start buttons to prevent multi-player game spam abandonment
high confidence · Author observed this behavior on every game played and concluded it was intentional design for free-play arcade
The Sopranos pinball machine has a 'really neat layout' but poor artwork
high confidence · Direct quote: 'Sopranos had a really neat layout. It played much better than I expected, let's not talk about the art though yuck.'
Bay Watch is a 'cool pin' that fits into 'weird games' mode the author has been in
high confidence · Author compares it favorably to Demo Man and WWF Royal Rumble, part of current collecting/playing interest

Notable Quotes

“I gotta say it was a good day”
Author (quoting Ice Cube) @ N/A — Opening statement setting overall positive tone for the review
“YESTERcades has a reputation in the hobby for being somewhat Hit and Miss with the maintenance for its games”
Author @ N/A — Establishes the backdrop against which the positive experience is evaluated
“The flippers seemed strong and things like magnets, etc we're doing what they should.”
Author @ N/A — Specific praise for mechanical condition of machines
“Sopranos had a really neat layout. It played much better than I expected, let's not talk about the art though yuck.”
Author @ N/A — Mixed review of Stern Sopranos: gameplay praised, artwork criticized
“Oh how I love Bay Watch. Such a cool pin. It fits right into the I love weird games mode that I've been in for a while”
Author @ N/A — Enthusiastic endorsement of an unconventional game title
“That's a reeeally smart idea for an hourly, free play arcade! I don't think that I've ever seen that before.”
Author @ N/A — Highlights innovation in free-play arcade operations to prevent game abandonment

Entities

YESTERcadesorganizationStern SopranosgameSega Bay WatchgameWilliams RollergamesgameStern MonopolygameSouth Parkgame HookgamePaperboygameSuper Off RoadgameDemo MangameWWF Royal Rumble

Signals

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gameplay_signal: Venue maintains diverse mix of classic and modern pinball titles including unusual themed games like Bay Watch
medium · Author encountered Sega Bay Watch and Sopranos alongside classic Williams titles and noted finding games not on his Pindigo list despite 350+ game tracking
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operational_signal: YESTERcades Somerville location demonstrated strong flipper performance, working magnets, and active staff maintenance despite chain's reputation for inconsistent quality
high · Author noted 'The flippers seemed strong and things like magnets, etc we're doing what they should' and observed 'employees were doing a great job at keeping everything clean, constantly washing and dusting machines'
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venue_signal: YESTERcades implements anti-spam delay system on multi-player game start buttons to prevent game abandonment in free-play environment
high · Author observed consistent delay across all games played, concluded intentional design: 'That's a reeeally smart idea for an hourly, free play arcade! I don't think that I've ever seen that before.'

Transcript

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YESTERcade is a New Jersey arcade chain with three locations. I have been to their Westfield location before, but not the other two yet. My youngest son and I recently made a quick trip to the location in Somerville, NJ. YESTERcades has a reputation in the hobby for being somewhat Hit and Miss with the maintenance for its games, so I wasn’t sure what to expect when we went there today. Well, to quote Ice Cube, “I gotta say it was a good day.” I think that it helped tremendously that my son and I got there exactly when the arcade opened so we were the first customers of the day and it was mid-week so they were able to fix any issues that popped up during the weekend rush. Whatever the reason, the best that I could tell, only two pinball machines of this massive row were down. South Park has an out of order sign on it and Hook was unmarked but stuck in ball search. All of the pins that we played today worked properly. The flippers seemed strong and things like magnets, etc we’re doing what they should. The balls were a little on the old side, but if that’s the biggest problem I’ll gladly take it. The employees were doing a great job at keeping everything clean, constantly washing and dusting machines. So what did we play? I was able to add two pins to my Pindigo list that don’t seem to be very rare but had somehow eluded me until today, so that’s where we headed first…to Stern Sopranos and Sega Bay Watch. I don’t know how I have 350 pins on my Pindigo list and not these but we fixed that! Sopranos had a really neat layout. It played much better than I expected, let’s not talk about the art though yuck. And Bay Watch. Oh how I love Bay Watch. Such a cool pin. It fits right into the I love weird games mode that I’ve been in for a while, buying a Demo Man and playing the heck out of WWF Royal Rumble and Golden Eye on location. Other pins that we played today included Williams Rollergames (the magnet and upper flipper worked perfectly) and Stern Monopoly…yes again (I’ve been into that one lately). I managed to set a new PR on Monopoly and put in my initials. My son and I noticed something VERY interesting about how YESTERcades has its pins set up. We always play two player games when we go to arcades. We were having a tough time doing so today. It was easy to start a game but it took a while before we could add a second player. After this happening on every game we played, I realized that this is probably intentional. They seem to have some sort of delay, I’m not sure if it’s timed or dependent on switch hits, that prevents players from spamming the Start button and just walking away from 4-player games. That’s a reeeally smart idea for an hourly, free play arcade! I don’t think that I’ve ever seen that before. On to the vids. My son really enjoyed playing Paperboy. And we kicked it old school with some Super Off Road. Years ago we had one that I picked up for $250 and almost died bringing home in a Nissan Pathfinder during a snowstorm. We loved the game, but it was so HUGE that we knew we never would be able to get it down to the basement arcade so I eventually sold it (it resides in NJ’s Marcade now if you want to go visit it). That’s about it. This was a quick trip. We got to the arcade when it opened at Noon, were the only people there for an hour and left when it started to fill up after about an hour and a half. The arcade is located on a really cool street that is closed off to traffic in Somerville. There’s all sorts of restaurants and stores and people milling around. My son and I walked literally next door and ate a delicious Thai lunch, picked up some fancy chocolates for his Mom at another store and walked to our car that was conveniently located in a lot a block away. It was a great quick arcade trip. Thanks for reading!