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We are ready to believe you.....anticlimactic, but I beat Greg to the finishline

Straight Down the Middle·video·2m 20s·analyzed·Aug 2, 2017
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TL;DR

Player beats Greg in pinball competition, reaches wizard mode, declares victory anticlimactic.

Summary

Two players compete in a pinball game involving ring-hitting mechanics and wizard mode completion. One player (speaker) defeats their opponent Greg, reaching the wizard mode while Greg fails to make the board. The speaker describes the victory as anticlimactic despite winning.

Key Claims

  • Speaker beat Greg to the finish line

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'But I beat you, Greg. You're done.'

  • Greg did not make the leaderboard

    high confidence · Speaker states: 'I didn't even get on the board' in response to question about Greg's score

  • Speaker reached the wizard mode

    medium confidence · Implied context about reaching end-game state; Greg 'didn't get the Wizard mode'

Notable Quotes

  • “But I beat you, Greg. You're done. Woo!”

    Unnamed player (Straight Down the Middle host/player) @ mid-content — Declares victory over opponent Greg

  • “That was kind of anti-climactic, wasn't it?”

    Unnamed player @ mid-content — Player's assessment of the victory experience despite winning

  • “I didn't even get on the board”

    Unnamed player @ end-content — Clarifies that Greg failed to score on leaderboard

Entities

GregpersonStraight Down the Middleorganization

Transcript

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0:00
Alright, Greg, you ready to see this, baby? Oh, no, please, no. Please, no. Not again. Oh, my God, it's the rain. Alright, let's get this ball.
0:30
Oh no, it went backwards on me. Oh shit. All I gotta do is hit that ring.
0:46
Went backwards. Hit the ring. Hit the range, right. There it is. Here we go Is anyone yelling at me No you yelling I got you ready to bleed as well as
1:15
pass hysteria. Look at the dog. Alright. Not the same outfit. So when is it going to, I got that one good.
1:49
Really? That was kind of anti-climactic, wasn't it? But I beat you, Greg. You're done. Woo! I didn't even get on the board Really? Nope, at least I beat him What'd he get? Not the wizard mode