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Don speculates on John Wick pinball design before official reveal; covers arcade visits and aftermarket pricing concerns.
John Wick is Stern's next cornerstone release, confirmed after previous rumors about other Keanu Reeves films (The Matrix, Bill & Ted, Point Break)
high confidence · Don states 'officially confirmed from stern pinball that that is their next cornerstone release'
The John Wick designer is an engineer at Stern who worked on Star Wars premium/pro mechanisms, including the accelerating Hyperloop ramp and exploding Death Star
medium confidence · Don describes 'the chap that was behind a lot of the mechanisms from the Star Wars premium...the exploding Death Star, and all that business'
George Gomez is guiding the John Wick designer, similar to his role on Deadpool and Bond layouts
medium confidence · Don: 'Somebody else whispered that he's being guided by Gomez'
Machines are in Los Angeles, likely in distributor boxes for day-one drop rather than on-location play
low confidence · Don speculates: 'I've heard that there's machines in Los Angeles. I don't know if they're on location...maybe they're in boxes with distributors ready for, like, day one drop'
Stern will release John Wick information on Tuesday around 10 a.m. to noon, with dealer conference call Monday morning
medium confidence · Don: 'Stern tends to do this around 10 a.m. to noon. So I think by lunchtime Tuesday...they should have a dealer conference call tomorrow morning'
Expression Lights is rumored to be in John Wick and should be available on Pro tier, not just Premium/LE
low confidence · Don: 'I heard Expression Lights...Please bring it. Please have that be an option for pros as well'
The Black Knight Sword of Rage shooter rod is made of resin, not metal, and is overpriced at $225 retail
high confidence · Don after handling the rod: 'it's like resin. It's not even metal...at $225, I want to see this thing no more than $129'
Fort Wayne location has 129 pinball machines including multiple Pro/LE pairs and rare limited releases, charges 25 cents for EMs, 50 cents for 90s games, $1 for newer games
“John Wick is very much, you know, gun-fu, right? It's choreographed martial arts and gunplay, fast, one thing flowing into another. I don't want this, like, stop and start.”
Don @ mid-episode — Expresses design philosophy preference for John Wick—wants continuous flow-based gameplay rather than stop-start mechanics, influenced by the gun-fu film style.
“I want to see a nice side profile of Keanu Reeves as John Wick. Almost like he's posing for one of those senior photos back in the 90s... That's what I want to see. Is that what we're going to see? I don't know.”
Don @ art discussion section — Articulates specific aesthetic expectations for cabinet art while acknowledging uncertainty about Stern's actual approach.
“If this game had robust code, man, this thing would be unstoppable.”
Don @ Tales from the Crypt section — Commentary on Tales from the Crypt's mechanical richness but dated code design, contrasting classic game depth with modern code sophistication.
“I'm not paying $400 for this dang thing. I'll go 3D print myself something similar and be just as happy.”
Don @ Black Knight rod pricing section — Strong criticism of aftermarket accessory pricing, indicating secondary market dysfunction and threatening to 3D print alternatives.
“Stern, I would like to see you release this thing again, but not if you're going to charge $225. I want to see this thing no more than $129.”
Don @ accessory pricing section — Direct call to Stern to reconsider Black Knight shooter rod pricing strategy.
“How is bringing a pinball machine with you on the road, on a work trip, any really, any different, right? So I called up Jeff... People, you should get yourself a game, at least for the break room.”
Don @ Tales from the Crypt section — Advocates normalizing pinball in workplace settings, normalizing business travel with pinball machines.
event_signal: Fort Wayne pinball location (129 machines) serves as competitive hub with IFPA player recognition and low coin-op pricing; Don characterizes as underrated destination arcade
high · Detailed description of location: 'It's very much that kind of place...IFPA people posing with their awards plastered on the side of the building...EMs are 25 cents. 90s games are 50 cents'
design_philosophy: Don contrasts mechanical richness of classic-era Tales from the Crypt (eyeball targets, captive ball, six wireforms, three spinners, multiple ramps) with dated code design; argues modern games lack equivalent mechanical depth
high · 'this thing's got eyeball stand-up targets...three spinners, ball locks...The only thing missing from this is like modern-style code...If this game had robust code, man, this thing would be unstoppable'
design_philosophy: Don expresses strong preference for flow-based, continuous gameplay inspired by gun-fu film choreography rather than stop-start bash-and-wait mechanics
high · Extended commentary on desired game flow: 'I don't want this, like, stop and start...bang, bang, shoot them up...diverters that pop up so as you're playing in real time, the layout can switch up'
leak_detection: Troll rumor circulated claiming John Wick would be reverse-theme (hunting Wick, not playing as Wick), single-level, no ramps/wireforms—Don dismisses as false
low · Don: 'some troll friend of mine had sent that said that this game actually didn't feature John Wick at all...This is garbage. Get out of here'
market_signal: Black Knight Sword of Rage three-fanged skull shooter rod commanding $350-450 in secondary market despite $225 retail MSRP; Don considers this unjustifiable and threatens 3D printing alternative
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high confidence · Don describes detailed visit: '129 games listed...EMs are 25 cents. 90s games are 50 cents. Everything else is a buck'
high · Don: 'He had about $350 into it. He let it go for $450 or so for a shooter rod' and 'I'm not paying $400 for this dang thing. I'll go 3D print myself one'
personnel_signal: New designer for John Wick is a Stern engineer with prior experience on Star Wars premium mechanisms (Hyperloop ramp, exploding Death Star), indicating internal promotion rather than external hire
medium · Don describes 'the chap that was behind a lot of the mechanisms from the Star Wars premium' based on interview clip he heard
market_signal: Don criticizes Stern's $225 retail price for Black Knight shooter rod (non-illuminated resin, not metal) as excessive; advocates for $85-129 price point instead
high · Extended critique: 'Stern, I would like to see you release this thing again, but not if you're going to charge $225. I want to see this thing no more than $129'
announcement: John Wick officially confirmed as Stern's next cornerstone release after previous speculation about other Keanu Reeves films
high · 'officially confirmed from stern pinball that that is their next cornerstone release' and confirmation of rumors heard previously
rumor_hype: Multiple unconfirmed details about John Wick game mechanics: car toy (possibly vehicle from films), extensive ramps, Expression Lights feature
low · Don repeatedly frames as 'I've heard rumors' and 'whispers cobbled together, bundled with some hope'; no sources cited
sentiment_shift: Don reassesses Led Zeppelin LE positively after replay at Fort Wayne location, indicating environment/machine condition significantly affects game perception
high · 'Led Zeppelin limited edition, which I have to say, one hell of a game after playing it again. It got a lot of cool points back from me'