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Star Wars Pinball v. 1.05

Dead Flip·video·3h 23m·analyzed·Jan 4, 2019
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Star Wars Pinball v1.05, showcasing Princess Leia strategy and multiball stacking techniques.

Summary

Dead Flip streamer Jack Danger plays Star Wars Pinball Premium Edition, demonstrating advanced strategy, character selection analysis (particularly Princess Leia's superiority), multiball stacking techniques, and mode progression. The stream includes technical troubleshooting, community interaction, and detailed gameplay tips for viewers.

Key Claims

  • Princess Leia is officially the strongest character in Star Wars Pinball

    medium confidence · Jack states 'Princess Leia is officially the strongest character in this game' based on personal gameplay experience, though earlier he mentions being a 'hater' of Leia before converting to her strategy

  • Jack previously achieved a 6 billion point score on Star Wars Pinball playing only left flipper while a young kid played right flipper

    medium confidence · Jack mentions bringing Star Wars to PocketCon convention in Chicago and achieving this score in a shared-flipper scenario

  • R2-D2 Death Star strategy is no longer optimal; character strategies have shifted

    medium confidence · Jack explicitly states his previous R2D2/Death Star strategy 'is no longer' the strongest approach after gameplay experience

  • Stern games have a bug where plunging ball one, plunging ball two, then restarting is the only fix for certain two-player mode issues

    low confidence · Jack identifies a specific bug during gameplay: 'There's only one way to fix this. Plunge ball one, plunge ball two, then restart. Or, turn the game off and turn it back on'

  • Mode stacking (stacking Endor and Death Star together) is a standard feature that comes out of the box but is disabled at some competitive venues

    medium confidence · Jack explains that mode stacking 'should naturally come out of the box with that setting' but notes 'some places turn that off for competition, which is stupid'

Notable Quotes

  • “Princess Leia is officially the strongest character in this game just saying all you haters out there you don't even know how to play this you don't even know because I was a hater too”

    Jack Danger@ 4:26 — Key gameplay strategy revelation contradicting earlier meta assumptions about optimal character selection

  • “Here's how you blow this game up, okay? You're going to choose Princess Leia. And you're going to keep it on Death Star mission...you're going to shoot Endor ramp all day long until it lights Endor and then you're going to stack Endor and Death Star”

    Jack Danger@ 53:50 — Detailed strategic breakdown for viewers on optimal mode progression and stacking techniques

  • “3.9 BILLION POINTS FOR THAT ONE SHOT?! WHAT?! What the frick?! What the frick just happened?! I don't know, we just broke the fucking game!”

    Jack Danger@ 45:57 — Reaction to unexpectedly high score on single shot, indicating potential scoring imbalance or stacking synergy

  • “There's only one way to fix this. Plunge ball one, plunge ball two, then restart. Or, turn the game off and turn it back on. Stupid.”

    Jack Danger@ 16:42 — Identifies specific Stern game bug requiring awkward workaround for two-player mode

  • “Apparently, the competitive scene in pinball, which shouldn't be the driving decider on what goes into a pinball machine, doesn't like video motion”

    Jack Danger@ 36:49 — Critique of competitive community influence on game design decisions at Stern

Entities

Jack DangerpersonStar Wars PinballgameMatt Scott DanesipersonPocketConeventDead FliporganizationStern PinballcompanyDenise GlasspersonDwight SullivanpersonCharlieperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack providing detailed strategic guidance and tutorial content to viewers on optimal character selection, mode stacking, and shot sequences

    high · Extensive late-stream tutorial breakdown of Princess Leia strategy with specific shot sequences and multiball stacking techniques

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Princess Leia character has emerged as meta-optimal choice, displacing previous R2-D2 Death Star strategy; character selection significantly impacts mode progression efficiency

    medium · Jack's repeated emphasis on Leia superiority and detailed strategy breakdown specifically focused on Leia character selection with Death Star/Endor stacking

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Stern's design prioritization appears influenced by competitive scene preferences (e.g., disabling video motion in modes); Jack criticizes this as inappropriate design driver

    medium · Direct quote: 'Apparently, the competitive scene in pinball, which shouldn't be the driving decider on what goes into a pinball machine, doesn't like video motion'

  • ?

    product_strategy: Potential scoring imbalance or synergistic stacking bug: 3.9 billion points awarded for single shot during mode combination, Jack characterizes as 'broke the fucking game'

    low · Jack's surprised reaction to unexpectedly high single-shot score: '3.9 BILLION POINTS FOR THAT ONE SHOT?!' during video mode at 40x multiplier

  • ?

    product_concern: Specific game mechanics bug identified: two-player mode requires awkward reset workaround (plunge ball 1, plunge ball 2, then restart or power cycle)

Transcript

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0:00
What's up, pinheads? Oh, man. I'm dying. We're late. We're just an hour and a half late. No big deal.
0:42
Hairball? Wee little... Mm-hmm. That was an old one. I learned something cool today. If you leave LaCroix open and out anywhere, hell, you could open it and leave it in the fridge, it will go flat. It'll lose all of its carbonation, and then it's just like gross, weird water. But Topo Chico, You could leave it open, half-drank, on the table for two days, and guess what? It's still bubbly. How? How is that possible?
1:37
Yo, Ookie, what's up? Hey, guys. What's crackin'? We're going to be playing some effing Star Wars. We were going to play Lethal Weapon, but several things broke on the game, so we had to bail on it. But tell me, how does this sound? Is this too loud, or is it perfect? The game audio? Is the game audio good?
2:03
It might get a little louder when we start playing. So, does that sound okay? Good? Lit. What's up, Pug?
2:21
Pug? Hmm. Last night was such a good stream, we had to delete the VOD. That's just how it goes. Yikes.

medium · Jack identifies specific bug requiring multi-step workaround and characterizes it as 'amateur hour' and 'stupid' design

  • ?

    technology_signal: Aftermarket hardware development for safe audio extraction from pinball machines; Matt Scott developing diode-based solution to allow direct audio output without risking machine electronics

    medium · Jack discusses Matt Scott's hardware project: 'some alligator clips, some diodes and like a 3.5mm jack thing' for safe audio extraction

    • 2:37
    We matched the background colors to the game. Sounds good. Audio, color balance on play field good other than your cam is a tad... Wait, what?
    2:47
    Color balance on play field good other than your cam is a tad used. Are you saying my face cam, dude? You make fun of my face cam?
    2:57
    I've got to get you out of here. Tad blue. Everything's blue. Everything's blue right now. That's okay. this is the pro model of Star Wars this game was recently at PocketCon which was a convention it was a one day convention here in Chicago at the Cultural Center it was a convention celebrating artists of African American descent of just like LGBTQ Q, minorities in general, and I brought two of my pinball machines. I brought Guardians of the Galaxy and I brought Star Wars and put them in the game room. And it was dope. People loved it. And I put up a six billion point score on this game playing only on the left flipper while a young kid played on the right flipper. It was nuts.
    4:01
    Reason Star Wars transitions. so again my strategy on this game used to be R2D2 Death Star that is no longer Princess Leia is officially the strongest character in this game just saying all you haters out there you don't even know how to play this you don't even know because I was a hater too I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
    4:36
    Leia does it. Leia freaking does it. My hair is like getting out of control. What's up, Jimmy Jam? How you doing? Everyone, thank you for being here. To everyone that hung out last night, what a nightmare of a show that was in a good way. So thank you for watching.
    5:03
    So I had to copy under the stream last night before you deleted the bot? Yeah, it was nuts. Hell yeah, Leia. That's right, bird.
    5:09
    Leia wins. Like, Luke, it's very situational for one mode in the game. Han, same thing. But Leia helps with the, like, third stage of the mode. Or the fourth stage of the mode. It's crazy. Yo, dude.
    5:29
    B Thomas, wrestler for four months in a row, thank you. for maintaining your membership to the league for four months. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip with them butts.
    5:37
    Love you, dude. So you're not sending out those shirts people won last night? No, I got all the names right here.
    5:43
    Got them all. Got the names, and I'm going to message everyone tomorrow morning. Today got away from me.
    5:53
    Can you feel it? Yeah, Pindigo shirts. Buddy. Scott Denise, he called me today. Scott Benisi of Total Nuclear Annihilation fame.
    6:07
    He's developing a tiny little piece of hardware that I wanted that I can get. I can quickly and easily get direct audio out of any pinball machine, period,
    6:21
    without potentially frying any of my electronics. some alligator clips, some diodes and like a 3.5mm jack thing but it's going to allow me to just go click click plug it in, click click, plug it in it should be dope but other than that we are we got plans to go to his house soon, the beginning of the new year, we're going to use his CNC machine, we're going to stream, we're going to drink we're going to have fun, we're going to use his machine to cut our next play field if I don't get it cut at this new hacker space that I'm joining soon.
    7:05
    And yeah, he's stoked. I'm stoked. I'm ready. Also, I think we're both just going to quit pinball and we're going to develop redemption games. Right? Lots of money in it and we get to purposefully build games to screw you in the most ridiculous ways.
    7:24
    Woo! Building party. They're the best. They are the best. Yo, Moobot, you son of a... Moobot, you damn troll.
    7:37
    Yeah, so that should be pretty fun. I really want to build a redemption game. Scott does too. So I think we can... We're going to make some magic happen. But for now, we're going to play Star Wars. I deleted all of the high scores so that we could put some names on it tonight for you guys.
    7:53
    I used to tech redemption games. Oh, really, Usha? That's dope. Yeah, we're going to build from scratch some weird ones, right? Like, a game that I fell in love with, right, was this super old, super tall game that you put a nickel in, and you just flicked these nickels back and forth on this, like, play field that was built. And it was amazing, right?
    8:20
    And it was mega old, and I wish I could find one. But the thing, for as simple as the idea is, the whole game was like the size of a full-size refrigerator.
    8:34
    Sorry, my allergies are kicking today. Anyone else seeing the aspect ratio of the feed constantly readjusting?
    8:45
    Looks fine to me. Hmm. I'm working on building a slightly upsized version that takes quarters. Nice, Wonko.
    8:57
    That sounds dope. If someone can find that game, Bally Skill Roll, is that what it's called? Wonko, can you post a link to a picture in chat so I can see it? I would like to show people what I'm talking about because the game is freaking amazing.
    9:21
    But to build one of those where the layout of the play field, because it's vertical, changes, oh my god. Because it just wouldn't be the same. Oh my god, it would be so good.
    9:34
    Skill roll. Let's see if this is it. Can you feel it? That's it. Oh my god, dude, it's so fucking cool. Sorry for swearing. I'm trying to chill on the swearing, ladies and gentlemen. I apologize.
    9:49
    All right, I'm going to post this right here. Look at this thing. So you put your nickel up top, right, and it drops on that far left side. and then there's a little flicking device that you go ping and you flick it and it shoots. You get to choose how hard it hits and it shoots into different holes and then it falls to the one on the right. Then you go that one, ping, ping, back and forth.
    10:21
    It's pretty slick. But here, I'll give you a close-up of what the mech looks like. That's literally it. It's like a little switch that's on a spring,
    10:46
    and you just pull it down, and depending on how hard you pull it down and flick it is how fast and how far it travels to fall through the holes.
    10:57
    Have you ever played Goofy Hoops? No, I have not. Like, this is cool. I would love to make one of these. This isn't necessarily a redemption game, you know? but I want to make one of these even on a small format with like just maybe four ping ping ping ping just a small little guy I want to make one of these but for redemption games we're talking you know like coin pushers and stupid things that spin and blah blah blah hi bud can you talk to Charlie for a second she's very sad and wants to talk to dad yeah do you mean on FaceTime yes I can do that. I can do that. Okay. FaceTime me really quick. Internet, I'm going to mute the mic. Hold on.
    11:58
    Okay. One second. I'm going to switch over to this so you guys have something to listen to. You should be able to hear the game.
    12:07
    Princess Leia. Thank you. All right, we're back, we're back. My mom got me a pinball tote, but it's themed with my least favorite game. I don't know.
    13:54
    That's rough. Sorry about that, guys. Charlie was having a bad night. And Dad's got them magic powers, if you know what I mean.
    14:06
    So she's good. Jesus, this clean-shaven JD thing has... It's growing back, guys. It's growing back. Don't worry. We'll get the facial hairs back in action.
    14:19
    Is that screen too dark? It might be. Chuck's doing better, though, guys. Chuck's doing better. nope it's good beards they grow on you wow dude that was stupid it's true though the Gerald for five months in a row at that tier 2 level what a god the Gerald thank you so much for the support over the past five months buddy wowee folks let me get some flippers and butts please
    15:02
    No, Chuck's not sick. She's just upset. She was just sad for no reason. That's okay. It happens. People get sad, you know? Are you guys able to hear the game right now is my question.
    15:15
    Are you guys able to hear the game so that we can move on and start playing? Barely. How far have you gotten progression-wise in this game? negative Kimo Sabe.
    15:38
    That might be too much. I want Jack to FaceTime with me when I'm sad for no reason. It's true. Is that better? Can you hear it now? Is the game audio loud enough?
    15:52
    Can you feel it? I can hear it. Okay, well let me know if it's too loud, okay?
    16:08
    She's humming now? Good. Yeah, once I start playing it's going to get louder for sure. Alright, screw it, let's go.
    16:16
    Seems loud enough. Yeah, we don't need her screaming. Yeah, once I plunge the game's going to start screaming at you, so...
    16:26
    Let me jack in so I can hear. Oh yeah, that's what's up. Dazzle is up. Oh, it's for Charlie. You have a two-player game? Oh, did I even lean in on it? Freaking turds. Here's where Stern needs to come up with something, man. To fix this. There's only one way to fix this. Plunge ball one, plunge ball two, then restart. Or, turn the game off and turn it back on.
    16:51
    Stupid. So, um... Let's turn the game off. There's going to be a fart noise, so hold on. It's not me. Okay.
    17:09
    It wasn't me. Just play both? Meh. It's amateur hour, amateur hour. Sure, it was the game. Sure.
    17:24
    Fart noise, no! Jack, are you feeling well? I feel great. Just realized you're streaming. What's wrong, Denise Glass? What do you mean you just realized I'm streaming? Did you message me? Oh, here we go.
    17:38
    Oh, Denise Glass, I'll send you my address. So, do, do, do, do. Don't leak this address out to anybody. It's like my home address.
    17:53
    Unless you want to meet up and give it to me somehow. What would you prefer? Because I don't know that I trust, I don't trust the mail system.
    18:16
    I leave Saturday. What are you doing tomorrow? You want to meet up to give me this? Yeah, meeting up would be better. Yeah, let's just meet up, dude.
    18:30
    Like, tomorrow I can drive to you or something, if you want. Denise Glass did a little something. Did a little secret something something.
    18:47
    Princess Leia. Alright, we want probably Death Star. Yeah. Jack doesn't trust the mail. I sure as hell don't, man. They keep losing my shit.
    19:02
    At least I don't trust the mail for my local area. Jamfan, what's up, buddy? Okay, message me some options. Scott just hooked me up with... Scott just hooked me up with Roller Games? Wait, what does that have to do? Wait, what?
    19:20
    Okay, message me some options. Denise Iglesias, just let me know when you're free tomorrow and I'll come get it.
    19:26
    The screen is very dark. That's what I was thinking too. There we go. Free after 5 p.m. Okay. I can, yeah, that's what we'll do. That's what we'll do. No, Wonko, I mean for what Denise Glass has made me, I don't trust the mail system. or meet up at my work during the day. Let's do that, Denise Glass. You send me information on time and place tomorrow.
    20:32
    Any time after, like, 10 a.m., I can drive to come to be wherever. So just holler at me. Listen to how good that sounds, dude. Ugh.
    21:00
    What? Okay, I... We gotta shake off the cobwebs here, apparently. That was stupid. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You are my only hope.
    21:19
    Help me, old Chobolobe, for that special summer. I'm a Skywalker, and I'm your rescue. What the hell are you doing? We don't care about keeping our ship wider longer, whereas that's where R2-D2 comes in. We're not gonna worry about it. Oh, that usually works. That would give us more. That should be worth a good turn on the game. Sixteen. Not bad, not bad. That was on purpose, it's true.
    22:09
    Magic, how you doing, bud? Slap it like it owes you money. So we're going to stack Endor. Yeah, here we go. Big money, here it comes, boys. Speeders and Wookiees.
    22:40
    Mystery is lit. Sam. Oh, we almost got it. Quick, get in there promptly. Cutter switch. Cutter switch, got it.
    22:54
    Oh yeah, get up there baby, come on. Take me home tonight. I'm the frickin' best pinball player that you've ever seen. Slapmaster Jack, yes.
    23:11
    But I was saying Scott gave me a... Dude, that's awesome, Denise. Congrats. Roller Games is a fun one, dude.
    23:20
    Alright, Destroyed Deskar Multiball is lit. Sam? We're going to do just that. I'm telling you, Princess, like you got to do it.
    23:54
    If you pick one up, watch it. What a wiener, dude. Luke was a wiener, right? Shit, that was my bad. I did get out of ball in Star Wars. So, what you do is, immediately when you start multiball, beat the crap out of the force targets, okay? I believe if you hit the force targets, I think it's three or four times, your action button will turn orange. Okay? Now, what that means is while you're playing, at any time while you're in multiball, if you hold that button down for a second, maybe two seconds, it'll throw another ball into play and reactivate your ball safe.
    24:48
    We'll do Tatooine. Don't be like that. So that's the ball safe, yes. We kind of spit that multi ball away, that's okay though. Oh yeah.
    25:24
    Yeah, but you know what? It's like, I'll tell you, I was R2-D2 all day. And a recent convert. We just gotta hit.
    25:39
    This is wet. I fucked up. We didn't hit it, but we can still lock another ball in. Okay.
    25:52
    Got it. Throw me another try. What do you want from me, game? Oh, come off. Come off your pants, dude.
    26:24
    I recently switched from R2 to Han or Leia. Yeah, Han is okay. I'm a Leia all day, you know. Now, see, the programming for that, that needs to be changed, okay? So, when you drain when escape is late, it launches a new ball into play. But then escape starts blinking, alright, before it times out. And if you drain on that while it's blinking, you should still get that ball. It's how, like, kickback works on, like, old 90s games.
    27:03
    Alright, we're gonna go boners here. That is honestly... that's Star Wars for you. I recently got highest score so far with Light Dude. Light is the business, dude. Alright, we gotta shoot the far right or the...
    27:35
    I fight a multiple! I did not want this just yet. We don't have a... we don't have anything stacked on it. We need to keep stacking. So... That's a bit of a ootsie-doozles there.
    27:58
    Bit of a noopsy-doopsy. A kickback with outlane spinners. Um, Bird Packs, have you seen the machine and builder?
    28:11
    I guess mine doesn't have a kickback, but... It's fun. Okay, we got two more multiballs left. and double multiplier so we're going to scoot up here and we're probably going to do tattoo ween's multi-ball.
    28:33
    Java! Free us! All died! Java! I get points dog, I get points dog. We get points dog. We hit those points.
    28:57
    Okay, we want to hit the fourth target again. There you go, ball save for an anaball. We hit those. We hit those.
    29:13
    Okay, hyperspace is lit. Just don't drain. That was half a billion, no big deal. Was it worth doing that? Probably not.
    29:39
    No one else is danger enough to put out like this. Dude, I'm telling you. I'll link spinners. I'm not going to have a design style. I'm just going to have a design gimmick. Always I'll link spinners.
    29:58
    Okay, so every ball has strength, it feels bad. Two balls at one time, huh? That's good. What fucking snack does it want? Oh, the far right ramp.
    30:26
    Let's see if we can smash this here. Another, huh? Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, what's up? What's up, Wild Twin? Thank you so much, buddy. I appreciate the support ladies and gentlemen let me get some flippers and butts up for what I'm playing
    30:57
    Okay, we just got a shoot now typically you can backhand that shot too We did it. We smushed it. Wait, we didn't smush it?
    31:33
    I think we're in trouble. Yeah, we in trouble. We just got to shoot the Death Star without draining a ball.
    31:43
    You've got to be fucking kidding me, Chris. Oh my god, internet. In an attempt to save my 40x, we lost our victory multiball.
    32:02
    That's rough, dude. Wild twin, thanks, buddy. Now we could move this multiplier around a little bit, um, I kinda don't want to mess
    32:21
    with it. Just kidding. No no no no no. Oh god. Oh, we just screwed up royally. God damnit. Oh, we're gonna scare for some time? Thanks Wild Twin, I appreciate it bud. We've lost No, no, no, no, no. Oh, God.
    32:35
    Oh, we just screwed up royally. God damn it. Oh, we're going to scare for some time? Thanks, Wild Twin. I appreciate it, bud. We've lost our four years. Welcome aboard, kids.
    32:45
    Yep, that's gone. Damn it. Yo, wet tart. Welcome to the League of Amazing Leagues. Ladies and gentlemen, the flip's about to pull the wettest tart I know. Thank you, wet.
    32:56
    Oh, come on. I absolutely hate this mode. Is this the highest score you've seen you get to date? Do you think so? The highest score... I put up six billion on this the other day. Wish there was an option. Oh, I got a paydash. Okay.
    33:46
    Okay, so we want to beat this, so... I know. You draining son of a... Um, Gobblehole, I don't know if you can... I don't think you can stack the Atta Balls. I don't think you can.
    34:03
    In fact, I'm like 90% sure you cannot. We have zero progression here. Left-hand lane, that never happens.
    34:15
    It's true. You know what? We're going to do max time. We're going to finish this thing. Oh my god, this game.
    34:31
    This is it. Come on. There it is. Boom. Finished it. I hope that old man got in the tractor beam, my dear commissioner. This is going to be a real short trip. Okay, get it. All right. Now, we have no Hoth progression, so we're going to want to get something Hoth-y going.
    34:58
    Shit, I didn't do it in time. All right. Oh come on, I'm better driver than that. Internet, you know what I learned? Oh wait, I don't know if that was said on stream or privately. Uh, never mind, I didn't learn anything. Something cool might be coming for ACDC. when people have free time.
    35:36
    Halt! It's lit! Boom! The character Jack Danger is a self-righteous and incompetent person who believes that NYPD is extremely inferior to USPIs. You're not actually going into an asteroid, Peter. It's crazy to follow. The altibus surviving this are 1,138. Come on!
    36:01
    Oh man, I got cocky, I got cocky, internet. Yes, I'm still moving studios, we just, um, we got stuck in the place where we're at right now. That was bullshit, that hit was actually super bullshit. Let's build up that two.
    36:28
    Build up that multiplier. Get ready. Here. There you go. God forbid anyone should make 2x video motion.
    36:49
    Apparently, the competitive scene in pinball, which shouldn't be the driving decider on what goes into a pinball machine, doesn't like video motion.
    37:08
    Yay! Dude, can I have the ball? That's it, baby. That's it. Give me the money. Let's go.
    37:24
    Keep it alive, mama. Keep it alive. Okay, we just got to put the ball on the ball right here. Just like that. Then put another ball in there.
    37:41
    put another ball in there, come on oh that was it we debated it too somehow, that was pretty cool so for maybe we'll get our 2x playfield multiplier again I mean our playfield doubler I should say
    38:11
    We need to shoot the far left orbit. Oh, you cock-a-doodle. Oh, we need both orbits, damn. Boom. Those weren't multiplied, were they?
    38:47
    Whew! We're flying through this thing. Yeah, slap saves for days. You gotta slap them. We're on another video mode, Internet. Exploiting the magic word. So I've never done level 3 of this.
    39:01
    And it looks impossible. You gotta like drive to... Like the hitbox of this thing? the Lumenium Falcon.
    39:24
    Slapsy, what's up, buddy? Alright. Here we go. Spray it in. Spray it in on it. Okay, mystery, let's go, let's go. Give me the money, give me the money, give me the money. We got to get some sort of victory multiball out of this thing. Increase hyper-pleasury of Boba Fett. Ugh, I hate, ugh. I mean, we got to do Boba Fett to get to the wizard modes here.
    39:59
    But, man. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yo. What is up, Silent Planet? For 11 months in a row, almost an entire freaking year, Silent. Thank you, bud. Ladies and gentlemen, flip of the book. Zup!
    40:15
    I just kind of did, dude. Okay, we'll cheat it. Let's see if we can cheat it here. Oh, we can't. My license is barred. Oh, we cheated. It worked.
    40:27
    Okay, so the Hawk multiball is lit. We're going to start Hawk first. Yo, Silent, love ya. LLB, thank you for the hopes.
    40:41
    Come on, baby. Let's just hit all the buttons. So remember to hit all of your horse targets first. Yes. Internet, here comes every dollar ever for you. Are you ready for this shit? High fighter mixed with hogs.
    41:22
    Focus danger, focus buddy, focus, focus, focus, focus. Yes, that Lazarus though was a-fading. What the f***ing f***ing does this guy do?
    41:44
    Yo Portland Pinhead, thank you! Ladies and gentlemen, flip with them butts up please! What tricky shots do we need to finish this damn multiple?
    42:17
    Victor's gotta be around the corner or something. Oh, here it is. Boom! Internet. Oh my god. Here we go, boys. This is going to be huge.
    42:37
    We have victory running as well. Internet, I'll be with you in a second. I love you. Thank you for letting me play this. Poor lieutenants, thank you so much for your support. Come on dude. Oh come on, hit the switch! What are you doing? We need far left lane again.
    43:27
    I can't hit it. How we doing? How we doing? How we doing? How we doing? Yo. I don't know who that was, but thank you. Hold on, I'll be with you in a second.
    44:19
    Um, AirDog for four months in a row, thank you, buddy. I appreciate you. Thank you, AirDog. Flippers and Bustards, please. The heiress of the dog, please.
    44:43
    Luca, Luca, Luca. Holy sharts, that was a lot. Internet. 40x video mode, here we go. This is not gonna go well.
    45:06
    Oh my god! Look at how many asteroids are in this. Alright, we're gonna play this easy, because this could be worth a crap ton of change.
    45:19
    Did we make it through that? Oh, you bloody shit. Yo, yo, yo! What? That was a lot of cash. Look at this. Look at this. 3.9 BILLION POINTS FOR THAT ONE SHOT?!
    45:54
    WHAT?! What the frick?! What the frick just happened?! I don't know, we just broke the fucking game!
    46:11
    Holy shit! Uh, who was that? Sorry, I'm on a timer here so it's hard to... Goodbye horses, thank you for the prime sub, you sexy other bee. I love you. Come on, give me the ball, give me the ball, so I can put it on the... Don't do it to me. Good, it saved it. Oh my god, that was scary. Ho ho ho ho ho ho, I pooped. Um, goodbye horses, thank you so much. I hope someone clipped that, because I'm sending that immediately to Dwight. I shouldn't have flipped. God damn it. Use the force. With bonus health.
    47:20
    Woohoo! Yo! What is this right here? What do we need to get to... What do we need to get to the Jedi multiball? Hold on.
    47:38
    Yeah, bonus hold too, dude. We just gotta do Escape from Boba Fett. That's it. 5% of my score right now is 649 million points. Do you think we're taking it? Yes. Yes, we are. Have you ever been juggling with burning pop? Oops. Well, being chained to a toilet with tinsel. Hmm. Yes.
    48:08
    Particle, thank you for the 100 bid. Please, buddy, a donating charity that means the world to me, bud. Thank you.
    48:17
    Alright, here comes 700 million points off of a plunge. Hopefully. How do you like Boba Fett? I think we're in trouble. We just gotta collect all the white shots, right? Like this? Okay, here we go. Okay. If we can beat this, Jedi multi-balls lit. Okay, come on. Shit. Shoot the right ram! Shit.
    49:11
    Shit. Come on, punk. Punk ass. Oh my god. Not like this. We don't need the points, we just need the completion.
    49:36
    On it. I'm on it. Shit, that was it. The music doesn't help. It's like psyching me out a little bit.
    49:57
    He's getting closer. Keep it. Oh, you son of a bitch. Couldn't find it. God damn it. Sorry, Internet.
    50:10
    We'll light it again. We'll light it again. I gotta take my headphones out when we do that. Yikes. Yo, Mike, thank you for the 100 pitties, buddy.
    50:24
    So is it combos or something that bring Boba to life? I honestly don't know. Oh, now you get it, you piece of crap. What's up, Mr. Hopwood?
    50:34
    What the frick was that? Come on, dude. That's not how I want to go down. Well done You may now enter your initials
    51:11
    Now you have to stop trolling me for a whole week. 15.4. Was that game number one, too? Wow. All of the medals. Is this the most you've ever done on this game? No.
    52:03
    And we matched. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Remember that? Uh, yeah. And we match. Let's freaking go. Slingshot Scott, thank you for 28 months in a row, buddy. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't already, please, flippers and butts up for Slingshot Scott. Love you, dude. Love you, love you.
    52:25
    Gotta be the natural 20 shirt, I'm telling you. Critical role, baby. These are pinball flippers. Quick, buy a lottery ticket.
    52:36
    What's the most we've gotten on this machine? I mean, code, that doesn't really count. This may be the highest I've ever achieved on this code iteration, right?
    52:49
    Like, early when this game's code was broken, I think I put up, like, absurd, absurd numbers. Like, crazy numbers.
    52:58
    But this is the highest that I put up on this code iteration. Welcome aboard, Tex. Fix it. FKF going to GC this tonight at the local. Dude, do it. Optimus, let me tell you something, buddy. You ready? Play Princess Leia, all right? So I'm going to explain my shots to you really quick, and then we're going to get back to just sort of hanging out, all right? Here's how you GC this. And, dude, making the longest name I can, thank you so much for 200 bits, and donating charity, you gorgeous son of a gun. Optimus time, thank you for 22 months. Flip his butts up. All right, here's how to blow this game up, okay? You're going to choose. to Princess Leia. Okay? And you're going to keep it on Death Star mission. Alright? Now, what you're going to do, okay, what you're going to do is you're not going to shoot for Tatooine and you're not going to shoot for Death Star. Alright? What you're going to do is you're going to shoot Endor ramp all day long until it lights Endor and then you're going to stack Endor and Death Star. And you're going to keep doing that to climb through Endor and Death Star together. Alright? you should get Death Star multiball first if you think you're not playing very well and you just want to get your freaking multiball you can try to shoot for Tatooine play that one mode and then get into the multiball but I like to I don't know that's tough if I was telling you to play if I was telling you to play R2D2 I'd say still shoot the Endor ramp all day stack Death Star and Endor and then play those together as well right so you want to make sure you're playing two modes at once.
    54:37
    Yo, thank you, SL Steve, for 20 months in a row. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip with them.
    54:46
    And remember, whenever you're in a multiball, when you're mode multiball, shoot the crap out of the force targets until your action button lights orange. That is your failsafe. That's your get out of jail free card. Because that's your addable. And you've got to hold it down, remember. Just hitting it doesn't do anything. You've got to hold the button down.
    55:09
    Dude, I've got some, like, emotastic hair going on right now, bro. Just like heaven. Alright. Let's get in. You're on fire tonight, Jack. Thanks. Word. Death Star and Endor with Leia. Got it. Yep. Princess Leia. Death Star mission. Shoot Endor all effing day. Because what that means is Death Star is ready. If you just shoot Death Star, you're good. You can play that Death Star mode. But you want to stack them. So shoot Endor all day.
    55:40
    And once you get the ball up there and it lets you select your Endor mode, make sure you select a Death Star and Endor mode together. And once you've hit all your shots, do it again. Get it right back up that ramp Endor, stack Death Star and Endor again. What's the Endor shot? The easy middle ramp here that you can forehand and backhand all day. In fact, you can shoot that up the ramp and as it comes down on the fly shoot it back up the ramp. Shoot it early Just all day
    56:09
    I've never seen two modes at once. Is that a setting? It should naturally come out of the box with that setting. I know some places turn that off for competition, which is stupid. In which case if that is the case just do escape from Tatooine so you can get it out of the way. But if you know you can stack modes, Endor and Death Star together.
    56:36
    Oh, we've had to pick one? Well, you've got to make sure that two are lit available to go. Genosite.
    56:43
    Genosite. Geonisite. All right, here we go. Now, you also want to, as soon as you can, get control of the ball and take these three multipliers here and line them up right there in the sweet spot. The left most one is going to be on Death Star the middle one is on Endor the right one is on Hawk because when they shrink down to the Death Star which is a massive jackpot for hyperspace it's also your Death Star shot it's also when you start hyperspace multiball a good place to put it. Typically, if you don't want to worry about moving your shots around, that's where you want to leave it.
    57:34
    Okay. Here we go. Death Star. See, I sort of did that on the fly. So you can just shoot this on the fly. you screw up, it's such a straight up and down shot that you're not super in danger.
    58:02
    And let the shot multipliers happen naturally. Once they get to a high point, that's when you want to worry about risking your ball to save them.
    58:11
    But just let it happen naturally. So Endor and Death Star are lit. Now, see, you can select right there. Endor and Death Star together.
    58:23
    So you're going to get purple and green shots. And your mom. Also your mom. Heaven. I'm in heaven. I think we're in trouble. Nah, we good, fam. Alright, what shot's next? Uh, far left orbit, yeah. Now, you can backhand the left orbit, um, but, uh, the game's gotta be leveled right to make the backhands work correctly. So, we shot all of our green and purple shots, and now you'll see both of these are blinking again. Okay? That means if we shoot the super easy Endor shot, we can select Death Star and Endor again to finish both of these motes together and then have both multiballs waiting for us. You can't stack the multiballs, but you can have them waiting for you.
    59:34
    Just like that. Certainly has courage. I can tell you're ready to get into it.
    59:42
    Oh my god. Don't make me slap you. Welcome aboard, Texas. Yo, I heard that. Yo, two-hearted male, what is up with that five months in a row, baby? You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip with them butts. Love you, dude.
    60:20
    I love you, T-Harted. See, okay. I made the mistake of trying to keep my multiplier going. I shouldn't have done that. I fucked that up bad. Screw that up, Ed. Sorry.
    60:52
    Rocking the critical roll shirt? You know it, baby. Alright, let's go... I don't know, Jedi training. Who cares?
    61:02
    Maybe we'll do escape to get the Boba Fett crap out of the way. Oh, the heat is on in here, dude. I gotta turn that crap off. Five months, man. Thank you so much. Flip was a boop.
    61:16
    Oh, we got dead or craning anyway. There we go. I didn't mean to flip that. Okay, we just have a few more shots left.
    61:46
    Hyper Space 3 of multiball is not what we wanted because we wanted to bring another multiball in with this and I should have hit my last shot for Endor first to get maximum multiballage out of it.
    62:10
    So, we up them. Actually, I think we only had one more shot. Oh, no, we didn't. We had a few more shots. Okay, so this is going to help us get through our... Oh, no.
    62:33
    Far right. Okay, there. Both of our multi-ball delays. So, here's... Freaking turd. Here's a little trick, okay? Thanks for all the help, Alex. I love you, buddy. here's the trick now so you have Death Star and Endor lit right now Endor is the easy shot so you're going to shoot Endor to be able to choose if you want Death Star or Endor Multiball what you're going to choose is always choose when you're using Endor to get through other stuff always choose the hardest stuff first so we're going to choose destroy the Death Star Multiball so that we can start it via the Endor ramp instead of having to shoot that. And then when we're done with Death Star, all we have to do is shoot Endor again to start the Endor multiball. Got it? Cool.
    63:21
    Got it. The back of the pan is the ball. It's true. We're going to light Tatooine as well. Just to get those going. Okay.
    63:38
    We're not going to play Tatooine. We're going to play Death Star multiball. Merry Christmas. It's a particle.
    63:44
    Now, like I said, make sure you hit your force targets a bunch. Get your add-a-ball lit. Add-a-ball is lit, you're good. Stay on target. Stay on target. Got it.
    64:23
    We got TIE Fighter multiball now mixed with our Death Star multiball. We got the cops outside because I'm murdering the game.
    64:35
    Playing one handed there for a minute so we can get some more TIE fighters going. So once Super Jackpot Life, we're probably going to use...
    65:07
    Oh shit, come on, give me the ball. Got it. There it is. Now here comes victory. Multi-ball mixed with TIE Fighter multi-ball. This is going to be nuts.
    65:24
    This is going to be nuts. So I'm leaving the multiplier on the Endor ramp because that's where the super jackpot lights. That way we can just leave it alone and worry about keeping the balls alive.
    66:03
    What wants to be shot? The far right or there? Keep that multiplier going. Use my Metaball There we go So the super's now lit Up the ramp I'd love this ball to stick around for a little bit
    66:55
    Okay, so now Endor multiball's lit. Oh, crap, this damn thing got in the way. Damn it. This game is one mean-ass ball save. No, you get to... I got to bring it back with my add-a-ball that you control manually.
    67:25
    What the hell was that? I almost read that ball save wrong. Oh my god, that would have sucked. Every time I go to save, every time I go to save my multiplier, I drink.
    67:48
    What a jingle hopper, dude. What am I thinking? What am I thinking, isn't it? what makes this fat multiplier increase this three bank underneath this monitor here every time you hit that it goes up and then once you spell for several times it doubles that amount so you usually max out at 20x but then if you can double it you can bring it up to 40 X Um, 5% of the score, it won't tell me.
    68:20
    Because, life. So, we're going to do bonus. Have you completed Jedi Multivolt? I have not, but I haven't had a lot of time to play this game.
    68:31
    TBH. You fucking gotta be kidding me, game. I should have nudged up. I did not. That's it. What? How do we have another... Another? I don't deserve it, internet. I don't deserve it. Now watch this. Typically you can back this, but ours is not strong enough.
    69:24
    Well, we're mad at the game for extra balls. Life sure is. Shall we? Is that another extra ball? Five. Oh my god.
    69:41
    Just shoot the shot, forehead. I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of condition or this is going to be a real short trip. Okay, hit! Let you start a new character when it's done. You can multiply with that. Nice.
    70:10
    Oh, gosh. Okay, so now we can play. our Endor. That was a bad shot. I shouldn't have done that. Solo Batuta. Topo Tito. Whoa, the ball fell. That was awesome.
    70:44
    That was not awesome. Can you guys... What the frick are you doing, game? You done playing with me, game?
    70:55
    We need one more shot for four. There you go. So now we can just play with two balls for now. Now we can play with all the balls. That sucks.
    71:39
    Here's another victory, boys. Heaven. I'm in heaven. I believe that is an extra ball in the vicinity. Another extra ball is lit. Give me a break, dude. Extra ball! That's a lot of Badoo.
    72:24
    So we could play this a little more controlled and start collecting our multiplayer shots up, but I just like... Shit like that happens when you overthink it. I hit that. Two medals? Nice. Yeah baby. Who needs pinball machines for stuff? So the point of this video mode is to collect all of the asteroids. Like heck. doing a very good job of it. Oh, man. Oh, give me a... What is that in the controls on this car? What?
    73:29
    Woo, that was close. So we're going to stack. So if we can finish Tatooine, we'll have a multiple there too.
    73:55
    Not like this. You can backhand the Death Star Shot, too. That was only 9 million points. Okay. Oh, my God, you double-flipping panda fart.
    74:22
    Do you like the Game of Thrones mini pinball game in the corner? Oh, the upper playfield on that game? It's interesting. Internet.
    74:36
    Star Wars is actually being really nice to us today. Which is weird. Did it break something of ours? Or like go out with our ex-girlfriend or something?
    74:51
    Alright, we got double multiplier. You fudging... How many extra balls are you gonna make me play, dude? This is embarrassing that I don't have like a jillion points and I'm playing all these fucking extra balls.
    75:08
    Come on, baby. How many TIE Fighters do I need? Destroy 203 TIE Fighters to start TIE Fighter multiball. But you're not gonna tell me how many TIE Fighters I have without doing this, okay?
    75:23
    Okay. We've destroyed 189. No, we're gonna go for five. Why not? You could set up the tournament rules and turn up extra balls, we sure could. Get the Stripping Force letters for double shot multipliers, you gotta hit them enough. You have to spell Force enough times to get double. What that number is, I don't know off the top of my head. I just know you gotta do it. We gotta do it.
    75:56
    Boom! Now, because Hoth is so hard to hit, we get to choose Hoth multiball via, um, I mean, tattooing multiball via Hoth. For yes, all dies.
    76:09
    So, there's a good chance we're gonna hit enough TIE fighters in this multiball. Shit, we gotta focus on the force targets.
    76:27
    Okay, one more set. One more set. There it is. We're good. We can play safe.
    76:37
    We can play controlled. Come on, if you hit that shot, I think it's a multiball. Oh my god, we might have three multiballs on our hands here. We can hit the Death Star shot right now. I just can't get control. That's it, oh my god, and we got hypercute multiballs. Internet.
    77:16
    Oh, Melanta. Living that free multi-ball life right now, ladies and gentlemen. We got flinch shots that are going banana.
    77:39
    We got to knock that ball out of there, but it's not happening. I don't think that ball knows to come down.
    78:04
    Okay, come on, dude. Yes, Stu. Now we're in victory, multiball. Oh, my God. Internet. Oh my god.
    78:24
    Unless we shoot into the Death Star right now, that port ball is going to sit there. Somebody hit the... I hit it and nothing happened actually, so there's that. Is it just going to hold onto the ball and make that fucking noise all day?
    79:02
    Okay, what are we shooting? Yeah, double molotov. Get up there! Oh my god! So I think we have a beneficial malfunction here, ladies and gentlemen.
    79:26
    Um, that ball's like stuck in code limbo apparently. I'm trying to free it so this isn't bullshit. So if I don't regret shooting that, I don't. Victory multiple music sucks. It's victorious dude. So much victory.
    80:04
    Okay, let's try to hit it again. Shit. No, no, no. Oh, god. Our multiplier's gone. We couldn't get our hands on it this time.
    80:24
    Let go of the fucking ball, dude. That's it, reset, doesn't count. Nah, I put too much into this fight to let that get in the way. That's bullshit.
    80:47
    I might have to just drain, though. Someone call Dwight Sullivan right now. Someone call Dwight. Someone call Dwight. I'm trying to knock it out, but there's like a post on either side. Unless that's supposed to happen, which I don't think is the case.
    81:26
    Come on, someone in here has that strike hole open stone number. I have it. Let me give it to you. Yeah. Most players are dead. It's true.
    81:41
    We can bring it back up, but... I just want to shoot this last shot, and then I'll be done. Can't nail it. Get the ball out of there, dude. This is so frustrating.
    81:56
    I'm hoping some snacks for that bar will get it out. The super jackpots are pretty fast too. Alright, we're going to drain this ball. No, it's not stuck in the pops, it's stuck behind the hyperspace block. Alright, we're gonna drain it. Get my multipliers.
    82:33
    See? And it knew to let it go. Are we sure that wasn't supposed to happen, Internet? Do we know for absolutely sure that wasn't supposed to happen?
    82:48
    I don't, I don't, I, I certainly don't know. I still get that. Yo! No. We're not going to fit. Oh!
    83:14
    Spend it, apparently. Dwight Sullivan was the gentleman that programmed this pinball machine. I'm gonna send a break to Cloud Diddy Bitch. Cloud Cloud Diddy Bitch.
    83:35
    Oh, that slap. That slap felt good. Give it a mystery. What triggers Jedi Multiball? Completing everything.
    83:52
    Completing a victory, completing all four Multiballs, completing Skip Obafett, completing Lightsaber Duel.
    84:06
    Completing the train. Oh my god. Two. Oh, do not. Three, there is no try. We actually didn't make a lot of money in that stuckball. Stuckball.
    84:43
    Stuckball, my hero. Thank you, Slappy. Game number two. Still blowing them up, boys. Star Champion! Oh, we just got a billion on Duststar?
    84:55
    Damn, that's a lot of money on Tatooine, too. If Jack finishes that, it's the end of the code. It's true. Arcade Hollywood, for four months in a row, thank you for maintaining membership to the League of Amazing... Ladies and gentlemen... I'm getting another look right. Hold on. Welcome aboard, dear.
    85:20
    Remember, the time we used to use all the way. Oh yeah. Sweaty Betty. There was a really, really boring Star Wars machine I played. I can't find which one it was online.
    85:42
    Did it have a giant R2 head on it, or did it have a big video screen? On the play field. or there's actually this is one of four Star Wars pinball machines. Did you know that?
    85:57
    There are four. Stern, Williams, Data East, and then that Australian company, Hankin, made one. If you could find the Hankin one,
    86:11
    you're done good. Five, you forgot the EM. Oh, I didn't know there was a Star Wars EM. Shit! I didn't know. There's a Sega one too? Sorry, that was for Jack. Return of the Jedi era? No, that wasn't Sega, that was Williams. Wait, how many fucking Star Wars machines are there? Was there a Sega one? two Sterns?
    86:51
    Hmm. Gottlieb, EM, Empire, DE, Trilogy, and Stern. Can we post links? If you're a sub. The Trilogy is the second one? Cool.
    87:12
    Alright, here we go. Swizzle, I love you, bud. I don't touch my computer when I'm doing stuff, so I can't make anything happen.
    87:23
    Pin 2K episode one. Yeah, that was the Williams one. Pay money to help. Exactly, Swizzle. Pay money to help me. All right, here we go.
    87:34
    Shake it off. Dude, Princess Leia has been slaying tonight, y'all. Princess Leia will slay ya. Star Wars Trilogy, Episode 1, Data East, Stern, and the Solid State one with Vader on it. Boom!
    87:57
    That's what's up. There's five. Are we all saying the same thing? I think we're all saying the same thing. I can't tell.
    88:12
    Is the volume immersive enough for you, or do you need more game volume? Has it been fine, or do you want more?
    88:24
    Harrison Ford be the most featured actor on pins? Oh! Because of his five Star Wars games? If he's on the glass, or if he's on the game. In the art? Maybe.
    88:37
    Because he's got Indiana Jones, two of them. Then there's that Blade Runner game that... Pigeon Farm Boy. Fake news! Man, you guys don't know what to trust anymore. It was Trilogy that I found super boring? Noice.
    89:17
    Nothing to see here. Keep moving. What the... Get ready. Friday. What's today? Wednesday? Friday, our buddy Konkydong from chat will be joining us to play some pinball. I'm guessing we're gonna play And my favorite pinball machine right now, that'd be that Batman 66 over there. You know what I'm saying? Ding dong, diddly do.
    89:50
    Does Matt Damon have any? I don't know. Do you think he's upset? Did he tweet that he's upset? You should tweet Matt Damon and be like, how pissed are you that you're not on any pinball machines?
    90:04
    You need to play some LOTR sometime? I'd love to. Where do I get one? Oh, okay, so a lot of you folks weren't here when I was giving sort of the news. At the beginning of the year, Scott and I, Scott Denisi, the creator of Total Nuclear Annihilation, are going to be doing a stream from his house again where we're just hanging out and we're going to CNC cut our new play field.
    90:28
    Those are always a fun stream because it's just us all hanging around, telling stupid dumb jokes and drinking, and it's a lot of fun. there is I'll be joining a makerspace that's just down the road here and I will be streaming all the stuff that I'm doing as far as like laser cutting plastics we're going to create our own inserts I will make a dickbutt insert just for this game, tiny little one little dickbutt insert maybe, I don't know, I haven't decided yet but I think having a custom insert would be dope, like what would a custom cool insert for Deadflip I mean, I could put the flipper, but that's stupid. We should make something cool. Maybe it should be, I don't know.
    91:13
    There's going to be 3D printing there. If you need help with 3D printing, hit me up. Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
    91:22
    Then, at the beginning of the year also, we're getting a Deadpool pinball machine in here, because we have space now.
    91:30
    And shortly after the beginning of the year, we will be moving spaces because we need to get out of this fucking building, dude. It is so cramped in here.
    91:45
    So it's time to... My lease is apparently up in March here, but the closer we get to our lease end, the easier it is to convince the landlord to let us go because we almost had them. We almost had them let us out. But it was a little too. It was like November early November late October Just gonna happen we are getting rid of yes, but we're gonna pull that card in January Listen y'all You told us we had X amount of square space and we have a third of that and we're paying for it. So
    92:21
    We're gonna I'm gonna start looking now for new places if you folks out there love searching for the shit and you're bored find me a warehouse or a storefront in the Chicago area, in Chicago, okay, for under $1,000 a month, but I need 1,000 square feet. I'll work with like $850 at the lowest for square feet, so find me that. Find me that, and I will put a fucking plaque on the wall for you, dude. We're looking for a buck a foot. Exactly. We're looking for a buck a foot. Buck a foot, buck a foot. And needing to do a little work inside is okay. Polly's on the move. Dude, we've been in this studio for years, which is stupid to think about, honestly.
    93:21
    Palace of Pinball, founded by it. Yep. I just want a space big enough to have giant tournaments, giant parties. We're going to open the space up for the bells and chimes to practice there. I don't need 2,000 square feet. Good God. I wouldn't even know what to do with that. Actually, yes, I would know what to do with that. If you can find it for under $1,000 a month, let's view.
    93:44
    My price point limit is a K. Okay. So I can't have more than $1,000 going out on rent. Yeah, the cops are on point right now.
    93:58
    Hey, I got a guy. Buck a foot for a K. Yeah. Yo, Swizzle. Smart dude. Thank you, buddy. Swizzlefish, I got a question. How long would you say you've been watching the show?
    94:14
    Real talk. How long would you say you've been watching the show? God damn this computer. Since you were in the back room of some company, that was my company.
    94:43
    I modded you, buddy. Now you can drop the hammer on people. Um, okay. Here we go. No shots. but bourbon. Ooh.
    95:01
    Internet. You know how I talked so much about not eating crappy food yesterday, and I'm like, blah-da-dah, blah-blah-blah, and then I got so drunk that I, like, fell off. Oh, my God. Yo, media. My man. Well, I went to a place called Ignite Gaming Lounge, where you can go play video games against other people, and ordered ten mozzarella sticks and a barbecue chicken panini and rubbed it all over my face.
    95:30
    What's up, bros? With that tier one welcome to the league, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up, dude. Thank you so much. And Maid has gifted a tier one sub to Swizzlefish. Swizzle, welcome, buddy. Maid, you are far too generous, buddy. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Next time I'm just bringing you food, wouldn't be the first time.
    95:52
    Just gonna knock on the door with a plate of raviolis. Eat the fucking food! May, thank you so much. Man, what's up, bro? Great name, R, dude. Alright, here we go.
    96:06
    She da bomb. Internet. She da bomb. Actually, you know what? I got a nice nap. Screw it. I don't have an idea. I'm an idiot. Alright.
    96:26
    I brought you beers and didn't realize you had a fridge full of them on the floor. Wait, what? No, dude. Always bring beer. I like it to beer.
    96:42
    R.I.P. Princess I know, dude. That's why it's awesome that she's the best character in this game. Bite me. If you can prove me wrong, awesome. But man, the points that she's able to secure cannot be touched.
    97:03
    Tram. Folks, if you've ever played the game Fat Princess, you'll recognize the narrator on this game. He's the voice of Fat Princess, the guy that does all the announcing while you're playing.
    97:22
    Takey please. There's no ants on the floor. Slap me, get the fuck out of here dude. You're fired. Ants on the floor. You got ants in your pants bro. Do you like that nudge him? That was actually pretty hot.
    97:58
    I snagged that. Give me a break. What? Okay, don't get angry. Oh, yeah. Nice little outlay and shake that. We're not gonna restart. We're just gonna roll with the punches.
    98:19
    Can't help but travel in bunches and I ain't got something. Hold on. Is the music immersive enough? Well, I got an idea. Hold on.
    98:33
    How's that? Is that a lot better? More immersive. Increase immersion by 17%. Did it get louder for you guys? Yes, it did.
    98:59
    Did you just call me an anus, bro? Your anus? What's up, bro? What was the last pinball machine you played? digital or digital.
    99:15
    Swimming in the immersion. What is this? I looked away because I knew that ball was going to bounce off the slipper and it didn't. So let's restart. She'll say. R2-D2 Lay a strong in mission.
    99:42
    Played a nice diner? Nice, dude. Star Wars actually in a nice way. That's awesome, dude. Part of town? Do you like best? Office-wise? I don't discriminate, man.
    99:54
    Type in um like, I don't it doesn't matter. It just has to be in the city of Chicago, right? No Schaumber, know anything like that. It's got to be in the city of Chicago. So choose a zip code like 60618 is Logan Square, you know, or Avondale. Take that zip code and then look around it.
    100:18
    What party in Chicago do you live in? I live in Avondale. $1,400 for 1,200 square feet lower level loft space. So close.
    100:27
    And what's your social? Um, five. I'm very old. but 1 through 4 those pieces help me old I gotta stop yanking my headphones out of my ears Chicago Avenue and Green Street ooh I like if it's a shady area that's completely fine too I really don't care um but Yeah. Let's go. Welcome aboard, kid.
    101:08
    What's up, Renclaw? For 20 months in a row, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip this buzzer. R2-D2. Mystery is lit.
    101:19
    Crazy glue will fix the headphone problem. Oh. I can't find my Bluetooth headphones Oh my god Internet, my mojo's gone.
    101:44
    Welcome aboard, Junior. I heard that. Is this Subday? What's up, Scribble? For 44 months in a row, I think it's Subday, dude.
    101:53
    Can you believe Christmas is in six days? What do you guys get me? What did you guys give me? If you guys want to... Here's the thing. At the new studio, the whole back of the next studio, I'm either going to have completely greened out for green screen, or I'm going to do like a paper thing that I can pull down.
    102:21
    But I'd like to have whatever wall is behind me just decked out and all the crazy shit. Like, I've got some stuff here, but when I move to my new place, I'm going to give you guys my new P.O. box, and I want you to send me all the stuff for us to put in the back there.
    102:38
    It's all broken up for the photographer. I can't share a space because of my obvious drinking and onesie problem.
    102:48
    Ooh, that's sexy, though. Oh, my God. Yeah, I've got to be able to be loud. Oh, man. Where is this? It's like a new door.
    103:01
    Yeah, I gotta be able to have my own, you know. Sounds like you just need cool roommates. It doesn't work that way, bro.
    103:09
    You know how cool of a roommate you need to have to look over and be like, That guy's in a skeleton onesie with makeup on his face, wearing a cape and a shirt stuffed down his pants.
    103:23
    He's drinking right out of the gin bottle, yeah. Yeah, he's dancing. He took his shirt off for a moment.
    103:33
    Yeah, this is not what we want. He's blaring my dick at maximum volume. Maximum volume. Thing is, you think I got something stuck down the front of my pants. Because my dick, my dick is on your lips Lips It's true, I sometimes have a hard time explaining this to my wife Well, Zyngra, today's one of those streams that are very family friendly Because I'm not drinking And I am certainly not putting on any costumes Because I am hungover We all know that You're supposed to fin make it You really are You know let's play Let's play this still then
    104:49
    We'll see what this actually does with the lightsaber. A little crab. Is it just more points during lightsabers?
    105:06
    And all is lit. Always stack, Internet. You know what we should listen to is the Blink-182. This is the way it's on right now. Just one song. Right?
    105:27
    Are you guys familiar with it? It's so good. I would love the ball. Oh, I didn't move it. Yes, please. It's so good. Here, I'll play it. Do I have Spotify on my... I'll just pull it to YouTube. You might have to listen to a video.
    106:19
    Sorry, that was left over from last night. Thank you. Uh, bulbous unnecessary. That's the one, guys. Thank you.
    107:49
    And day in, day out, I'm in life. Every night, I fall asleep with you. And I wake up all day. Even though I'm not a fool at hand, I still want to be a man.
    108:15
    That's the kind of old Iranian that I need. And even though I'm not a school of hands, I just do want to teach a man to respect and kind of all the reasons that I need.
    108:28
    But when you were available, I was drinking cold 45 to plan, though I was hanging out with you and you were my mom's best friend.
    108:37
    When you say you're going on a night, and you're playing it by your side. Every night I fall asleep And I wake up so close Your modding is for you, my dear
    109:15
    Thank you. And it's like the brightest night Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone So we just want to make sure that the dipshits that don't want to listen to Bleak 182 never unmute the stream, so we're just going to leave that up.
    110:45
    Oh, what? R2-D2. Who are you? And where are you coming from? From now on, you do as I say. Okay? Use the Force. Yes.
    111:39
    Papa Bear, I love you, dude. R2-D2. Someone needs to know why. You must unlearn what you have learned.
    112:23
    All right. I mean, I'll just turn on Blink-182 just to, like, piss off people that want to talk shit in chat. That's fine, too. Let's just listen to a Blink-182 album. Let's see.
    112:48
    What's the good album? Dude Range? You know what I need? I need Spotify on my computer. Because I have it on my computer over at the... Let's see. M-A-Q-R-S. Oh, I do have Spotify. I think.
    113:16
    Log in. Oh, I'm relaxed. I just, you know, if people want to have an aggressive way of doing stuff, I'm not seeing an aggressive way of doing stuff. What the hell is my email address?
    113:35
    Keep the chat positive, internet. Or bad shit happens. What the fuck is my email address? Oh, login with Facebook.
    113:51
    Yeah. Dude, this music is so good though. C'mon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
    114:09
    Okay, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell, this is amazing. Yeah. All right, Internet, let's blow this up. Can you guys hear the music okay, or should I turn it up?
    114:39
    Did you say turn it up? Exciting gameplay. Okay, well, let's see. Thank you. Damn it, why is the game, like, pooping on me all of a sudden? This is fast. Table is very fast, by the way. Do you like this shirt? Yeah, it's a critical hit. It's the pinball card game made by Carl D'Angelo, i.e. pinball. This is it.
    115:46
    I have the cards around here somewhere. Oh, come on. And while card game, yeah, dude, it's freaking dope. It's super dope, dude. Critical roll.
    116:05
    Oh, sorry, critical roll, not critical hit. Wait, critical hit to the train. I don't freaking know. But there's two card decks, and I have them both. And we even did a stream where we recommended some cards and I think he's going to put them in place for the next deck that he comes out with. Because I think he's coming out with a head to head deck and he's coming out with something else but we contextualized some pretty cool cards. In fact it's like a Google Doc that we should open up against in fact. Oh my god that air ball. Oh, they sell them on Pinball? I didn't know that, dude. What's up? I had no idea. That's freaking dope.
    117:15
    Someone makes me want to drink shitty beer It's a stupid thing, my man I'll tell you this I Like, when I was, you know In the scene These dudes were considered, like, super posers But man, the music's fun as hell And the drummer Okay, are you ready for this? Travis Barker was one of the original Aquabastards.
    118:13
    Very true, Moses, very true. Isn't pop punk an oxymoron? Kind of, yeah. Popular anti-establishment, dude.
    118:38
    Oh, he's seriously injured now? Damn, that sucks. That was an awesome air ball, dude. I don't even understand it.
    118:51
    You think record labels could have had it? What's your favorite pinball game of all time? Krill, I don't have an all-time, but right now I'm loving Batman 66. Like, a lot. Owl, thanks for the raid, buddy. I appreciate you.
    119:27
    But how dare you come in here and talk shit when I said you're my favorite pinball streamer last night, okay? How dare you.
    119:39
    What the frick? I don't even know who made that ball jump over the flipper don't matter start it over um damn it Adam's Family from the 90s gotta be my favorite it is a super fun game but I'll tell you this as you get better as a pinball player that game's popularity in your repertoire is going to drop more and more because of how you learn to play it.
    120:16
    Through pee-filled balloons? How does it throw pee-filled balloons? Yo, language. Adams is a great game, though. Did you hear about the Pinball Museum that just opened up in Tennessee? No, that sounds awesome, dude.
    120:32
    Walked away for a moment and more blank. Winning. The Baby Metal Band is actually... Yeah, Babymetal's an incredible dude. He doesn't even miss the project. Pinball Charity from Us by Ellie, they're doing another ramble.
    120:45
    Let's go. Okay, did I choose R2-D2? So, remember R2-D2 is all about Death Star and then shooting Endor all day.
    121:00
    If you can shoot it. Our sequel to this one, I bet. Wow. What's a black triangle next to my name? That means you gave me a single bit once.
    121:22
    If you donate 100 bits, that will change. I think 100 bits is the next step up. Did it open up in Gatlinburg, Tennessee? Holy shit, dude.
    121:40
    They have new and old rare machines. Whoa. That I did. I gave three. Three bits? CJ. Oh, it's a thousand. A hundred is purple. Yeah. I don't know, dude. Way to represent merch on screen site.
    121:57
    Thank you, Ludwig. Except for they chose every photo where I'm, like, sticking my stomach out on purpose. I look like a fat idiot. And every photo that they posted, I look like a fat idiot.
    122:10
    Yeah, let's try it. What's up, bud? Smart, dude. What's up, 42? How you been, buddy? Stick shirt, home brewski. Home brewski? That's right. Dude, yellow. Holy shit.
    122:33
    Yo. Home brewski, man. I love that. Good to see you, Yellow. Yo, Tom, thank you for the 100 bitties. Charity, stay right in there, dude. Thank you for... If you donate any bits in the next few days, make sure you type... I'm sorry, hashtag charity after it. Because Twitch is donating 20 cents for every 100 bits that you donate.
    122:59
    Did anyone tell you the camera adds that idiot? Say what? Did anyone tell you the camera had spat, idiot?
    123:12
    The camera had spat, idiot. Man, people are being really rude today. I don't fucking understand what's going on.
    123:33
    Spot force targets. Okay. Okay, so spelling all the force targets gives you various things, and the list of what it gives you is actually in here.
    123:48
    Okay, let's see, force. Light video mode is next. So once we complete force, it's going to light the next one.
    124:00
    The internet can be relentless, Jack. Yeah, you're not wrong. All right, here we go. Okay. Woo! The video mode. I was talking shit about that on Discord today. The video mode is kind of whatever.
    124:16
    I don't hate it. It's not like broken score-wise. It's just like, get good, you know? Get good at video games, bro.
    124:25
    Love you, Pindaddy. I see what you're saying, man. You're just quoting on it. I get you, I get you. for something new. And yesterday, I thought of you. I love you, but I can't get it. If I could, I'd go. Maybe it's too late.
    124:49
    Frickin' what? Oh, oh no, dude. Are you kidding me, man? Yeah, there's like zero delay. it's not like half a second. What a masterful cup, what the shit was that, dude? That was, that was brutal, man. What the hell? Clip, clip that. I gotta, man, I need another record. What the F was that? It was bad dude. Um, it's working but the audio screwed up and I shot it into one of the saucers and it didn't kick it out so we gotta work on it a little bit. Leave the weapon on me. weapon of me. So tomorrow morning, I got a few things that I got to do, but I'm going to finish programming all the coils and stuff for our pinball machine. Welcome aboard, Chex. Yo, Chex my junk. I'm on it, baby. What's up, Chex? Thank you for the support. Thank for dropping that Twitch Prime here, bub. Ladies and gentlemen, Flipper's Buzz Up, please reject my joke.
    126:14
    Machine Gun Talks is great. Welcome aboard, Junior. Mr. Kiwi Gaming coming in hot. Welcome back to the league. Thank you for that Twitch Prime, you sexy son of a gun. Folks, all the love and chat. Let's freaking go. Love you guys. Thank you for the support.
    126:28
    We, because our stream, like, I've been traveling and doing weird stuff all the time, like, our sub count plummeted, dude. It was nasty. So, honestly, like, I can't thank you enough. You're beautiful. If you want sexy photos, give me your Snapchat. We'll figure it out.
    126:52
    Masterful C.U.C. Oops. Meant slings, not pops. It's all good, baby. Was that maybe gift stubs lapsing? Probably.
    127:02
    Check my junk. Check the ends. Thank you, pin daddy. Alright, so we're gonna... Can we mix? Mix and match.
    127:17
    This will be the last... I did that manually? Check. Yeah, you did. I appreciate you, bud. Thank you, Mardu.
    127:26
    Check my freaking jizz. Check my junk. What's the last pinball machine you played, bud? I did it too late. I thought about it too late. Scare Snips? Damn!
    127:48
    Scare Snips is great, man. The outside stuff you do is interesting, Jack. It is, but it's not good for... I don't know.
    127:58
    Analytics-wise... These are not so good. All right. It's off-brand. Exactly. It's off-brand. And no one likes off-brand. They want their Cheerios, not, like, Weedios. You know what I'm saying, bro?
    128:27
    That was... That was prime... That was... That was prime suicide split. Did you see that? That was, that was, that was suicide pleasure.
    128:45
    Where am I? YouTube. Alright. I'll just jack off in my room or something. Remember Blink-182? What started your love of pinball? I mean, I can give you the abridged story. Why Leia? Buffalo? I'll tell you in a minute. Okay, so check it out.
    129:20
    I owned an animation studio in the west loop of Chicago years ago. I don't even know how many years ago now. Eight years ago? It's about as long as I've been to pinball. So I'm building out this location in the West Loop, and a buddy of mine, Brad,
    129:42
    this is before I even knew what a pinball machine was, didn't give a shit about it. He buys a Lord of the Rings pinball game, and he goes, dude, I don't have anywhere to put this game. Can I keep it in your studio? And I'm just like, yeah, whatever, I guess. So we put it into like a corner off the side wall like construction scenes.
    130:04
    And I plugged it in and I flipped on it for a little bit. I'm like, this is stupid. Like pinballs, stupid. It's just like electronic furniture. Who cares? You know?
    130:14
    And like a few weeks later, my buddy calls me up. He's like, hey dude, I bought another pinball machine. Can I keep it at your studio?
    130:23
    And I was like, you don't have room for these damn things. Stop effing buying them. Okay? so he brought that game in, and I helped him move it up the stairs, we got it in the studio, and when I lifted the head on it, the game was just dreadful, and from the second we hit start on that game, and started playing it, dude, I fell in love with that pinball machine, right, it was just, the humor was there, the shots were there, the whole look, It wasn't based off the fucking movie. It was based on a comic book.
    130:59
    It just, it changed everything for me. So what I did is, like, I went on the internet. I was like, I need to learn how to beat this game. Okay? Well, you know, that's when you find out, hey, number one, you can't beat a pinball machine. Number two, there's a lot of people playing pinball out there. Papa videos were a thing, so I was checking those out. And just fell down the rabbit hole. And my other friend Nick, who was also an animator in the studio, and Dave, who is another animator in the studio, we all decided to start a little group of four dudes called Dead Flip and compete and go around the city and beat the crap out of all the pinball machines. And it all went downhill from there. And about a year and a half, two years ago, I stopped animating completely, shut the studio down, and I've been doing this full-time ever since.
    131:47
    It's been pretty rad. Speaking of pop, I got to play recently. Nice, dude. Good for Kimberley. Hell yeah. three years ago? Wow.
    132:04
    People say don't make what you love your job, but I'll tell you this. I loved animation. I loved every minute of it. But the thing about jobs are when you have to do something, right? So when I was animating, working 22 hours a day on something and then a client tells you it sucks, that's tough, right? I still loved it. The cool thing about this is that I'm a frickin panhandler. I mean, like I got no one to answer to except for you guys. So thank you for making this possible. Because honestly this wouldn't be a thing if y'all weren't in it. Sorry, I swear I'll watch it again.
    132:48
    The salad day is coming. But yeah, now we're designing games. We can fix them now. I've had input on licenses that are coming up. I've had input on code, on games that exist now out in the world.
    133:04
    It's crazy. Now we just get to watch you play pinball and tell you you suck. I mean, that's maybe the hardest part. I miss the days where everyone was, like, super nice. Now it's the meme that you have to be rude to me, which is kind of a bummer. How many subs you got? It bounces around.
    133:20
    We lost about 200 subs in the last month. What day was that? Exactly, Scribble. You needed time to grow, but not just as things change, as my feelings do. In time, things re-arrange. The love thing happened too in doing the streaming of children? Yeah. If Jack sucks, I'm terrible.
    133:46
    Love you, Jack. Oh, anyway, BuffaloATF, you were asking, like, Luke is only good for that one mode that you're only going to play once in an entire game.
    134:06
    Same thing with Han. He's only good for the escape bullshit. R2 was my go-to for keeping the shots wider longer, but really if you're playing this game right, you've only got one shot multiplier. Right? So the stack doesn't matter. And Leia gives you more points. Welcome aboard! Three times the points in your modes, in like the third or fourth mode. So it's just like, she is the person to play.
    134:30
    Bash64, gifted a tier one stub to DocJees86. Bash, thank you so much, Marge. Ladies and gentlemen, flip the sub!
    134:40
    You missed out on the entire Fleshlight discussion on Discord today, Jack? Yeah, that's okay. That's okay.
    134:49
    It's not a change of pace, it's time to get it right. Oh, come on. That note's just pretty sick. Stack them.
    135:24
    Throw them. Where the hell is your stack? I know it is. I had a problem. Shaved it off. But we are in the growing back stages of the mustache, so fret not. The caterpillar will be crawling back onto my face.
    135:49
    So look how quickly we just finished those notes. I'm going to have to switch up my strat in non-tournament play. Yeah, Buffalo. Here's the thing. Choose Leia, choose Death Star, shoot Endor all day, and then play Death Star and Endor together to get to those two multi-balls really quick. But if you have a Star Wars that you can't stack modes because of the setting turned on, go immediately for your Tatooine.
    136:22
    Speak on your razor. I had a problem. It's called crabs on my face. Um, no, I just, uh, sometimes when I'm like, I'd like my, my beard to look a certain way. And if I accidentally, okay. The problem I have when I screw up my face layer is always when I have a brand new razor. You know, because like the precision is there all of a sudden when you're used to using like a scrap steel piece of crap. So I cut a little too deep.
    136:59
    I like cut my beard off and then I had like a dumbass goat mane. It felt like I looked like a freaking pedophile trucker, so I got rid of it.
    137:17
    I know that's where I stand, a boy standing by the end. Pedophile Trucker is my new band. And I'll teach myself to build a one-on-one, a one-on-one, a one-on-one. Alright, there it is, see? Now because we played Endor and Death Star together, we have both of the multiballs ready. Now we're just going to play the hardest one first, which is Death Star. The hardest one to start because the Death Star shot is difficult, but Endor is easy to hit. R2-D2 strat is Death Star and Endor all that? Yeah. That is the strat, but this is so much better financially. Just shoot the crap out of your force targets to get your data ball ready. There it is. I should put a light on my action buttons. I mean, I'm sorry, camera. We got some speed, that's exactly what I'm doing there.
    138:29
    We've got one more shot. Really dude? Oh, now we've got to shoot all the shots again. Okay, there it is, there it is. Get it.
    138:46
    Come on, you fartin' turd. Oh my god. Oh my god, both you guys? Oh, you guys are so... Uhhhhhhh. I'm just gonna back down the fucking side.
    139:01
    Just kidding. Okay, machine gun. Oh my god. This is really going to be the night. Why am I missing the Death Star shot so much? I'm kind of forgetting.
    139:38
    Shit, I didn't start Endor first. Oh, I'm an idiot. Wait, is it letting me start Endor? Or is it holding it for an extra ball?
    139:59
    Damn it. We didn't stack him right. Oh, my butt hole, dude. I screwed up. So Leia has a higher base point value for modes on the end, on like here.
    140:15
    Let me get into, I was going to say, let me get into single ball play. I didn't realize I only had one ball left. I'll show you.
    140:23
    I'll show you. The wording is a little weird, but the point is it. Plus 3x shot multipliers in fourth missions.
    140:45
    What do you think that means? You like Angels and Airways? I don't know, maybe. What does 12x mean? No, what I'm saying is that 3x shot multipliers. Permanent 3x. Like, is that what it is? So, is that like, can you have 60x while you're in 3x? Scribble, where is it making me? Like, what if I have my shot multipliers built up to 20, then I have them doubled up to 40, what is that plus 3x actually doing for the mode? that's another Dwight Sullivan question probably stop with the math 40 times 3 is 120 so if they gave us 120 at shot multipliers that's a fucking bullshit just pins the ball Thoughts
    141:58
    Nine erect And my girlfriend strikes you out at the end I just don't mind Carry the threes and track the five I have been dreaming Why haven't my parents, I know I knew her I'm on the way to find another Carry the tapas and track the soul And when I think about you I'm on the way to find another There we go, that's what I was waiting for now we got paper-creased multiball mixed with... oh my god, so many balls
    143:15
    shit goddammit, I didn't have it in the right place Can you just stop draining? That'd be freaking radical, dude.
    143:40
    Okay, big money. We have victory. Let's go, boys. Let's let them go. I think the jackpots are up the Endor range, if you remember.
    144:03
    So this is like, if we got, um, high-fider multiball mixed in on this too, that would be insanity. And we don't have to worry about the multiball draining right away because we still have an animal brought over from our good friends at Endor Multiball, etc. There we go.
    144:41
    Dude, that slingshot is getting me toast. Shit, was that my multiplier leaving? Oh, we lost our multiplier. Feels bad. There was too many things I had to do with that button, so I couldn't shoot it away.
    145:07
    Sucks. Sucks to suck, dude. Sucks to suck, bro. Trouble juggling them y'all's, right? Y'all's are right.
    145:30
    I never have trouble juggling my poles. See it? Tricks for sling? Never did. Did you say time all day?
    146:00
    Oh fudge you fudge fudge head. Lay of power is not a dizzy thing. It adds 3x shot multi to 4th level mode so hotdog multi-ball is great. Instead of 4x you get 7x. So max with 4th double would be 43 instead of 40. That's mental mar dude. The 3x is still better when you're in all those multiballs going on than you are when you're only playing this one stupid Like lightsaber mode or keeping your shit lies because if you're at 40 then R2D2 means nothing It's still gonna be one target and like escape is only good for it So getting three times more on something I think is better than all the other points
    146:59
    Tell Jeffrey to rotate them Batman 66 slings. The left one is like concrete. Is he screaming right now? Wax?
    147:08
    Oh! Already heard shit. Am I even screaming under pinball right now? This isn't a perfect one. Yeah, wax. Wax.
    147:38
    We'll do bum. Oh, my God. This game. Oh, my God. This game. That's it. Too hard. Yo, Stokey, what's up? Yeah, Scott's my boy.
    148:18
    Scott D is my BB. Is Scott ready to come? How dare he. Finish that. We've only got 58 done. I might get a new Stern Aerosmith and Royal Flush. Dude, let's go, man.
    148:44
    That's freaking lit, man. Congrats. Could be worth skipping our dude, yeah. Oh, come on. All right. Go ahead and go over it.
    149:20
    Two clicks of video mode did all the effort. You're supposed to collect them, dude. It's like Pokemon or Pac-Man. Gotta collect them all. So, get our hop going.
    149:38
    Hoppy hoppy. Shit, I didn't have a Tatooine. But, do you like Aerosmith? I think it's fun. Oh my god, stop it.
    149:52
    Collect them all. I think it's fun, man. I think Aerosmith would benefit from a re-theme. I'm apparently just going to collect them all dude.
    150:14
    Your cabbage looks real good, thanks buddy. Nice. Bridge and Bridge Fridger, dude. You know what game we haven't streamed, especially with Dark Capture? It's Aerosmith.
    150:34
    We should go stream that. Jack is contractually obligated never to say a bad thing about a Stern game. Bits, have you heard me talk about Star Wars?
    150:49
    Because if that was true, I'd have been fired a long time ago. I believe the term fuck this fucking game has been spewed from my mouth many, many times.
    151:08
    Okay. Light tattooing. Free shot. Brand ambassador. Also fuck this game. Dude, I love ACDC, man. I want to get my hands on that game again so bad.
    151:32
    You're playing it now, though? How bad can it be? Listen, man. I don't know. I don't know what you're trying to convince people out here, but... Just because you don't like a game.
    151:45
    Pinball. Still pinball. Yeah, we'll do ACDC very soon. Another one? That looks as much... It's hard, dude. But you know what? This is one of those games that, like, the game is difficult, okay? It's like Ghostbusters, right? Ghostbusters is another one of those, like, FU games. But when you put up a high score in that game, you just climb frickin' Kilimanjaro with your bare hands, you know?
    152:12
    This game is a dream monster. Thank you We used to say we never still there But we gone our own way I know it for the best of some guys I wonder will I ever have friends if you want me in You need to ask for the things you want at the time Uh, Bash, this is for you, buddy. Bash 64.
    152:32
    There are no numbers, unfortunately. I had a blast playing the Beatles, maybe on the Minority. I had fun. I think it was pretty
    152:53
    cool. Guardians today was an FU game. Guardians is a game that's fun. That, uh, what is it, Rocket Raccoon Shot is so tight. It is so tight. Aerosmith is a great game, great theme, Great game, great theme, great artwork, great music. I played the Beatles.
    153:14
    Yo, here's the thing, Internet, okay? Because today, I don't know if, like, it's a full moon or something, but I'm going to need everyone to, like, maybe just chill on, like, hating on shit today. Because it's been pretty bad. I love you guys. I know it's, like, fun, and I let that shit slide a lot. Let's just chill out today. That would be fucking awesome. Thank you, guys.
    153:37
    My code hasn't been working right lately. 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 1. Oh. There it is. Shit. This is... I have to update this for Deadpool and the next game coming out, Which is going to be later.
    154:08
    This way. Is that on all games? It's not on all games, no. It's on every game. Dwight Sullivan. Oh, no. People with opinions. Why does it offend you? Well, this is my show, and I'm just asking you to be nice. You can have opinions about whatever you want, but if you're just going to come in here to say bad stuff, I'm not trying to start a fight here. I'm just saying, like, you know, that's what Finnside's for. Go say that over there. It's an echo chamber, which I'm sure everyone will agree with your sentiments. All right, let's try, I want to try this Luke again, because I want to see what he actually is doing points-wise in my Saber Duel.
    154:53
    My opinions weren't so well in here. There you go, Meany, yeah. Bill and Ted's pinball, it's coming.
    154:59
    Chomp, I love you, buddy. Have a wonderful night, bub. I dig Star Wars and Ghostbusters for how brutal they are. They are brutal, man. It's bad.
    155:14
    I'm like absolutely done talking about it. I'm just saying, like, it is... You've said nothing but negative things since you've come in here. I haven't seen you say one good thing. There you go. I love Deadpool. Perfect.
    155:27
    That's the first nice thing I've seen you say since you came in here. That's all I'm saying. It's like, I try to keep it positive in here. Free speech is a bitch, bro. I mean, you're not wrong, but I could also ban you from chat. I'm not trying to do that right now.
    155:51
    Hey, Scott, guys, we're done. We don't have to talk about it. It's fine. Don't sweat it. You can have your opinions. It's fine. It's just like if everything you're saying in chat is negative, I don't want to fucking see it.
    156:05
    Should I start a four-player game? That is the game party, not me. Here's a new rule. For one negative thing you say, say two nice things. Then we're fun. It's fine. Everything's good. You're going to come in here and say eight negative things right out of the gate. You tell people their opinions are garbage.
    156:31
    I don't want to hear it. Free speech is great. This is also my kingdom. Welcome to it. Games can't work. Hey, it happened, dude. I promise you.
    156:51
    I'm sorry. Two negatives equal a positive. There you go. We're good. Green Sox, Jersey Jack is good. Spooky is good. I mean, people can say what they want, man.
    157:03
    Is it messed up now? It is. Okay, you're right. People can say what they want. I can say what they want. But they, like, I would like to see a balance. Only negative shit is not good for anything.
    157:17
    It's a pinball code theory. Accidentally updated my Deadpool code with premium. Yeah, we fixed the direct capture. There you go. It just got confused when it farted.
    157:34
    Internet, are you excited for some pin-side comments about me being a fascist and a shill? Because I won't let someone say eight shitty things in a row. It's going to be dope.
    157:53
    All right. Luke, got it. I wish I loved you. When's the Ghostbusters show coming out? I don't know, but it is coming. you can say whatever you want here in the US but that doesn't mean people can't kick you out of places for being a turd there you go some people get their jollies off with just wanting to shit on what other people think when you started picking on Nick that was the last straw for me Jedi training we'll do tattooing Oh, no, wait, hang on a second. Oh, get up there.
    158:38
    Come on, baby. Rexy, here, boy. Here, Rexy. No, the music didn't break. It's the album. It's like... Oh, good boy. Yeah. Oh, you got a dream job. I think we're going to stop playing this. Come here, boy. Okay.
    158:51
    No, he wasn't picking on you. I'm just... Good doggy. I'm a little just on edge because everyone's been a super shithead today. That was just the last straw.
    159:06
    Okay, I don't want to hear a dog lapping water. Thank you. I thought the sound effect was from the game, Luke ripping a bong.
    159:22
    Space bong, dude. When are the bells coming through? Hollowgazer, probably at the new studio. then we're going to open the doors up to the bells and chimes and they're going to practice it. It's going to be dope. This might be a jock jams kind of night. You're not wrong.
    159:37
    Best time standing, guys. Get up there. Nick, you bouncing, man? Have a good night, brother.
    160:02
    Wait, Nick, did you... What did you do with the programming thing you were talking about? Did you end up going through with that?
    160:13
    All the holiday cheers starting to get to people. You are? Dude, awesome, Nick. gets to programming, man.
    160:27
    Go work for a pinball company. Or a slot machine company. I don't know. Whatever. Make money. Luke and Wedge getting high off of one of those moisturizers.
    160:44
    Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo, Wootmaster. Flip last, Flip. Thanks for feeding my addiction. I love you, Woot. Thank you for six months in a row, baby. I appreciate it. Folks, let me get some flippers and butts up. Love you, Woo.
    161:02
    That was a fun shot. I quit gym class and replaced it with computer programming, as you should.
    161:10
    Because here's the thing. You can go run around a frickin' gym whenever you want. Computer programming is where it's at, buddy.
    161:22
    For the future. Are you going to be like a baseball player or a professional track and field person? No, you're going to program the dope as shit.
    161:36
    Here's the thing. Wally is real, and as soon as he's out, Wally is real. We're all going to float in those things, okay? All right, we're going to try this one more time, and then we're going to move on, because I feel like Luke's giving me bad mojo.
    161:53
    Wait. His arms are down like this. Forward. Watching episode three of Titans. One. They were in Chicago. They were playing Twins and Pinball. What do you mean Titans? What is Titans?
    162:12
    All right, Nick. See you later, buddy. Switch back to Layup. We're going to make this work. This is our standing by.
    162:23
    We just got to focus up a little bit here. Because I'm missing my shots. Teen Titans live action show. What?
    162:47
    Oh, nice. Was that the show where Robin in the trailer was like, Fuck Batman. They were Chicago? Damn, I need to... Is it too late for me to be slayed in that... I mean, do I want to get caught up in the DC universe?
    163:05
    Hmm. Yeah, Slappy, always nudge. Always nudge when the balls are near the top of the slingshots. Alright, Luke, this is your last try. I wasn't in the way of the Force when I became a Jedi. I left my father.
    163:23
    I didn't want it, but we're going to take it. Even though I'm out of... The machine... The fucking machine gun, dude.
    163:39
    You have to look scared and a little constipated. Oh, yeah, okay. All right, standing by. Thank you for giving me the strength to drain in the left effing out lane Mark Hamill as the Joker?
    163:55
    How about the Joker as Luke Skywalker? Victory is lit. And all is lit. I moved the game. I'm gonna put it back. Please don't tilt. Oh my god, I did it.
    164:36
    How about the Joker in Super Smash Bros.? Dude! What's up, V-Vander? V-Vander, I'm an idiot. That old man here, that's right. Give me a lot of commissioner. This is gonna be a real success. Okay, hit it!
    164:52
    They're coming in too fast! I can't just save two balls. You playing Smash right now? Is it fun? I never got into Smash. I never understood like the percentage thing. Can anyone explain that to me? Maybe I'll be more inclined to do it. Because people are getting hit, and then at 100%, it doesn't stop at 100%. It goes up to, like, 140, something weird.
    165:24
    And then you can just, like, jump in the air 900 times and not die. Like, what the frick is the game?
    165:38
    It goes up to 999. What? percentage is the likelihood of being knocked off. But you could just jump a million times.
    165:53
    It's a fighting game that it's a likelihood that you're going to win. That seems crazy. I guess if you have 100%, you'll get launched twice as fast as if you had 50%.
    166:19
    So if I punch you once, the game's going to decide, based on your percentage, if you're going to fly far or if you're just going to get hit. Or is there a button that's like, everyone has the launch you move, right?
    166:36
    Just saw your shirt. I want to see a new D&D pin. Me too, man. But the thing is, like, if we came out with a new D&D pin, it would probably be convoluted and overprogrammed because people would want all of that in there. Like, I want my character to be remembered from game to game. when I level up, I want my slingshots to be controlled by the knee button.
    167:01
    Everyone has a launch. Oh. So everyone has a launch move. I would love a complicated D&D pin, yes. Okay.
    167:12
    QR code character sheets. Exactly, bro. Have a camera to scan your QR code. Oh my god, let's freaking go. Stern.
    167:27
    How about this, isn't it? Let's make it. I know people at the Dungeons & Dragons... corporation, if you will.
    167:47
    Through streaming and what have you. Oh my god, this save, internet. This save. This save was real. Is D&D owned by... uh, maybe?
    168:16
    You know what, I think I am going to fix it some time. Oh, did I just time out? No, I didn't time anything out.
    168:44
    Oh my god, did you see? The ball just put itself back on my flipper. It just sat up in a chair by itself. That was some Weekend at Bernie shit.
    168:57
    It's just like, oh, hey. What's up, buddy? Weekend at Bernie's pinball? Anyone? No? Good. Read SAO? You could have the Dungeon Master making the callouts. Dude, it would be so good.
    169:38
    And it could be, like, we could do a play on the roguelike that Spooky's doing with Alice Cooper. This is not good.
    169:52
    got him 391 million points that was kind of a freebie I'll take it though that ball almost came back again
    170:19
    and somebody Kiss the switch dude, you don't even you don't even gotta like Nice and we got our double multi
    170:47
    Someone shoot. Oh my god Oh you couldn't kiss it? Oh no. That was a big slap. Stay alive. I looked away.
    171:35
    No, no, no, no. No! I didn't put my 40x over there. Damn it. Test three balls. I can't make shots. Just slap the flippers.
    171:45
    I mean, honestly, Slapping the game is a big part of playing. Nudging and slapping. And apparently running into asteroids.
    172:05
    Yep, we got the big one. We need some JD Lunk party commentary flow. Let's go. Oh my god, come down. Oh my god. Uh, yes. Hurry, come down fast. Welcome aboard, kid.
    172:28
    Yo, Flynnibus, five months in a row, thank you, my dude. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flip-a-dee-flip-a-dee-bip-a-dee-bip.
    172:39
    How you doing, Flynn? Thanks for the, uh, thanks for the love, my man. Jabba! Freya! All die! Is that annoying? Yes. Am I going to fix it? No. What? Oh, you cucked me because you put two balls in the fucking tree. What? Oh, you cucked me because you put two balls in the fucking shooter? You cucked me. Oh my god. That would have given us our 40x back. Man. Oh my god, dude. This game.
    173:27
    It's not my fault. This fucking game. Spell false. The start lights are the deal. Jesus. Plenty of this. Thank you, bub.
    173:44
    Glad you're back. We probably should turn extra balls off. It's getting a little... Whoa! Oh my god, that was just a terrible... What the frick are you doing, Danger? Shoot the ball!
    174:09
    Okay, this lets us finish the last modes on Hoth and Death Star. We can nail this one. I need luck. I need to know where the next shot is. Oh, it's probably the force targets, right? It almost cucked me again.
    175:03
    There it is. Wait. Do I have to hit the actual E? Oh my god. Yeah, the slingshot's going to die. That's it. Now we have two more multiballs ready. We'll do Hoth first. Actually, we're
    175:43
    going to use Hoth to start Duskstar. Just checking out Twitch tonight for the Prime Luke. Yeah, buddy, get it. Get that Prime Luke.
    176:03
    Thank you. Oh my god, stop. Internet. That coil is toast. Shoot. Shoot the Death Star. I can feel your anger.
    177:33
    Wow, dude. That was a... And to rub salt in the wound, we have to play effing... We have to play effing lightsaber call. But this is why we chose Luke. Because apparently Luke does something good here. I don't know what it is.
    178:03
    Boner. Just use Jabba. Five, four, three, two, one, zero. Wait, I shot! Did I complete it? Let's eat the Schwartz. The Schwartz is as big as mine.
    179:19
    Okay, game. I'll fix you. Jeez Louise. Oh, another one. We're getting a lot of weird blabbering. Oh, frick you, dude. Oh, thanks.
    179:54
    Oh, frick you, dude. I have a very bad feeling about this. Me too. Oh. Bonus multiplier 14x. Oh my god.
    180:28
    Cheater! Hey man. Do it, wowee. Beat him up. Only a master. Big points, wowee. Increase spinner value, wowee.
    180:54
    Wait, real talk. How do I start... How do I start Tatooine shots? Am I having a brain fart right now?
    181:07
    What do I have to hit? Right, Evil? God, that song is so good. I know karate. I know jiu-jitsu. I know karate.
    181:27
    I just shot it like three times, bro. I don't know how to light it. I literally shot it three times.
    181:57
    The wrist is getting sore. Left orbit was lit orange. Huh. Oh, you think we're in something? Mystery's certainly lit.
    182:34
    See, there's no orange or... You doing your wrist stretches? No. Are you hearing Chewbacca, like, whispers? Are you hearing this? He's going... Would something like an oversensitive slingshot leaf switch be fixing something? No, that's physical. I gotta get in there and fix it.
    183:26
    That's physical. Shoot the skew! Um... look, light Tatooine. Tatooine is lit! Spell Force to light video mode!
    183:47
    Oh, I tried to do something sneaky. Let's try it again. Never mind. Use the force. Yes. this. Thank you, USA. Line them up, line them up, line them up, line them up. Yep, bonus It's all weird mystery awards from the cops. Here we go. Let's get Boba Fart. We need it. Most nicely. Yeah, let's keep shooting that. That's awesome. Oh my god. What am I doing?
    185:22
    I'm not shooting shots, that's it. Keep it up. Keep building it. There we go. Bricks are us, yeah, essentially.
    185:49
    That'll do, pig, that'll do. When are we getting a babe pinball machine, bro? That'll do, pinball, that'll do.
    186:03
    Well, there goes any awesome value. Excuse me. The orange shop, if you can find the orange shop, if you can find them. Stop it, dummy dump. Fade pig in the pinball machine. I'll pitch it to my other pig. A league of their own pinball machine.
    186:42
    Sandlot pinball machine. Actually, Sandlot would be pretty late. They have, like, cool erector sets and, like, shoes and baseball gloves and stuff.
    187:00
    stop it! we need the far left orbit let's see if we can hit it I'm getting fed up with that God damn it. Did we finish that thing? We did. Excellent.
    187:38
    Karate Kid Pim- No! Stop making me do that! Uh... To do. Steel Schwartz is the biggest mod. Stop it.
    188:13
    Nailed it. Is it hitting you, Dwight? No, this isn't Dwight. Goonies is not a pinball machine now. It should be, though. Someone made a re-theme or a custom one. I know that.
    188:30
    Okay, we just need this ball to relax. There you go. The Rancor. Use ramps to build a value before time runs out. Collect a value on the 3-dime.
    188:45
    What if I don't want value and I just want the multi-ball? Where do you collect that? Where do you collect, Flynn?
    189:24
    The ultimate surviviness of 1,134. Let me just hit all the day. In the zone. Thanks. Just drive through the mold. Alright.
    189:45
    Just drive through them. Go faster. Cool, so... Tatooine Moldball is lit. Oh my god, we almost got fucking cucked again, dude.
    190:13
    Stop it! Yeah, yesterday was not fun, dude. Yesterday was a drinking, extravaganzas. Alright, we got our edible. I just gotta shoot all of the orange traps.
    190:37
    And not get cut by the frickin' slingshot. Stop, man. I'm having a good ball. I don't want to pick three.
    190:58
    I'm hitting zero. Zero. Whoa. That rained down. Okay. Bro. Chill the fuck out.
    191:41
    God damn it. Now we gotta do Boba Fett. Did we even get a single victory multiball during that? Actually, victory multiballs aren't part of the adventure.
    192:05
    That's getting a little stupid. Okay. Death save? Internet? Death save? This thing is having an orc test.
    192:25
    Stop kidding! Shit. We just lost our 40F. Is there still time? Nope, it's gone. God damn it. Escape, Boba Fett. That's all that's left.
    192:58
    We gotta shoot the left orbit one more time. That coil is done now, yeah for sure. Okay, up the middle, we should start it. I'm going up the middle again. Off. Oh, usually I can one-time that shot. Literally just did. Back hand didn't work, so it feels like a bad man clap. Absorb it.
    193:35
    Seizure warning, by the way, ladies and gentlemen. Take your sensitive and flashing lights. Hold it.
    193:48
    Oh, my gosh. Come on, dude. It's like... Not like this. Easiest shot. Easiest shot in the game.
    194:13
    Hurry up! Shoot the last tram! We did it. So, something's lit here, and I don't know what this is. Is this Jedi Multiball?
    194:27
    Internet, Happiness, Slowly increasing Okay, we've hit nothing. Feels hella bad. We got a special. Double.
    195:25
    No cucks. I believe that a blank is all you have to do. That slingshot is like really taking me out of this bug and I apologize. air defense
    196:21
    Stop it! My God! Oh, Internet, this is... Is it part of the game? Just kidding. I know it's not. Oh!
    196:51
    We beat the game. Now we get to choose a new character. So, we can't play Luke anymore, as you can see.
    197:31
    Can't play Luke anymore. So, we're going to go with our girly Leia. So, we're at 40x. So, you're telling me this is going to put it at 43? Look at the number. Let me know. I like how we're coming in at 40x. Coming in on it, bro.
    197:48
    This is half a billion points. Just plunging. Oh, is our bonus multiplier high? We'll take bonus. No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop! I closed my eyes.
    198:39
    We did that with Luke, bro. Three F-Ponies. I'm going to tell them, big money, bum bum. No, no, no, no.
    199:42
    I didn't want to play your shit anymore. Did it just die? Oh my god. The ultimate surviving miss are 1138. 1138? Internet, we beat the game. Oh, you know what? You know what? That's under better. Yeah. Put the scratch on the car.
    200:27
    All these bonus points from the machine gun sling? Oh, give me a break, Stinky Tar-Demon. All them police shot points.
    200:39
    I deserve that. I deserved it. Let's leave this bonus just like it's probably a billion. This goes out to USDA Beef
    201:14
    Luke Champion How was that then? GC See? Jedi multi-ball champion. We beat the game. Yo, that was dope. And with that, we're going to call it a night. Remember, the force will be with you all. Oh, this damn thing.
    201:37
    Hold on. Go out on top, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all for coming here tonight. I love you folks. Thank you to all the subs, new subs, old subs, resubs, freaking donations of bits, all the things. Thank you guys for being here, being awesome. Thank you guys for keeping it positive. We had to time someone out. We didn't ban them. We only ban people that are being racist and sexist and stuff. But things are heading ahead. Let's just chill on being shitheads. to each other for a while. Okay? You can have an opinion, but just don't say it eight times in a row and then when someone else says their opinion, have some negative whatever about it. Okay? Have a great night. I love you, and I will see you tomorrow. We're going to play... I don't know. I kind of want to play Guardians. We'll play some Guardians. And then Friday, when my dude, Konkydon, comes over, we're going to play some Batman 66. Okay?
    202:39
    Love you guys. Have a wonderful night. Be good to each other. Go play some pinball. Join our Discord. Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. All that stuff. You won't regret it. Follow me on YouTube, bro. Let's go. All right, guys. Love you. Have a wonderful night.
    202:52
    Goodbye. Booty, booty, booty, booty. Make it pink. Make it fucking pink.