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Level 257? | Road to 10k Followers! #Pinball #Streaming

Dead Flip·video·2h 18m·held·Aug 8, 2016
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TL;DR

DeadFlip streams Josh Sharpe finals at Level 257 with Sharp family and Chicago pinball community.

Summary

DeadFlip (Jack Danger) streams live from Level 257 in Schaumburg, Illinois during Josh Sharpe monthly Stealthy League finals tournament. The broadcast is informal and conversational, featuring appearances by the Sharp family (Roger, Josh, and Zach Sharpe), commentary on competitive pinball matches, and discussion of ReplayFX/Pinburgh tournament experiences. Jack mentions streaming with Bowen and Zoe for the Tilt Through podcast and references custom pinball machine builds in development.

Key Claims

  • Zach Sharpe was last year's world champion at ReplayFX

    high confidence · DeadFlip directly states this when introducing Zach Sharpe at the venue

  • Jack Danger took 20th place overall out of 700 players at ReplayFX/Pinburgh

    high confidence · Jack states this multiple times during the broadcast as his personal achievement

  • Level 257 hosts Josh Sharpe with first Tuesday of each month being finals/playoffs

    high confidence · DeadFlip explains the league structure: players take photos of their scores throughout the month, finals happen on first Tuesday

  • ReplayFX had 683 people actually play (out of 700 registered), with many top-20 players only showing up if ranked in top 20

    medium confidence · DeadFlip speculates about ReplayFX attendance numbers and player behavior

  • Level 257 is owned by Namco

    medium confidence · DeadFlip notices Namco branding and the world's largest Pac-Man machine, infers ownership

  • Josh Sharpe works for Roth ILEs (maker of Big Buck Hunter)

    medium confidence · DeadFlip observes connection between Roth ILEs branding at venue and Josh Sharpe employment

  • Roger Sharpe 'saved pinball'

    low confidence · DeadFlip makes this statement casually; unclear what specific role is being referenced

  • Shannon Stafford is building a new custom pinball machine with a Pokemon theme (or flexible theme option) inspired by late 1980s Magic

    medium confidence · Shannon describes building a new pinball machine with Pokemon working theme, late 80s Magic feel, minimal ramps

Notable Quotes

  • “That was Zach Sharpe, ladies and gentlemen, last year's world champion at ReplayFX”

    DeadFlip@ 16:00 — Confirms Zach Sharp's 2024 ReplayFX championship status

  • “Out of 700 people, man... 20th place overall”

    DeadFlip@ 29:22 — DeadFlip's personal tournament result at ReplayFX/Pinburgh

  • “We're building a brand new machine, but we're gonna... We're working on the theme of Pokemon right now, but really we can make it any theme.”

    Shannon Stafford@ 35:58 — Evidence of custom pinball machine development in the community

  • “Every game that Dwight programs from now on will have that in it”

    DeadFlip@ 33:52 — References Easter eggs/codes (DeadFlip code) being incorporated into future games programmed by Dwight (likely Dwight Sullivan)

  • “I took 20th place overall. I lasted longer than Yorian Engelbrecht which is like one of the world's best players”

    DeadFlip@ 28:29 — DeadFlip's competitive achievement claim vs. elite player

Entities

DeadFlippersonJosh SharpepersonZach SharpepersonRoger SharpepersonShannon StaffordpersonLevel 257venueStealthy LeagueorganizationReplayFXevent

Signals

  • ?

    event_signal: Josh Sharpe's Stealthy League at Level 257 uses monthly photo-based qualifying (players take photos of scores throughout month) with first Tuesday of each month finals. This is a IFPA-sanctioned league structure.

    high · DeadFlip explains: 'you come in all month, play the games, take a picture of yourself. They have waves with stickers and such to stop cheating. But every first Tuesday of the month is the finals, the playoffs'

  • ?

    community_signal: DeadFlip brings wife Laura and one-month-old baby Charlie to tournament venue, indicating normalization of family presence in pinball community events

    high · Multiple references to wife Laura and baby Charlie being present; venue is family-friendly with bowling families and children present

  • ?

    competitive_signal: ReplayFX had 700 registered players but only 683 actual entries; many top-ranked players only attend if in top 20, creating participation gaps

    medium · DeadFlip: 'I think they would like more than 700... I think there was only 683 people that played. Because a lot of people didn't show up, and what weight-lifted people do is they only show up if they're in the top 20.'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Community members actively building custom pinball machines with contemporary themes (Pokemon) and vintage design inspiration (late 1980s Magic); minimal ramp layout approach

    medium · Shannon Stafford: 'We're building a brand new machine... working on the theme of Pokemon... late 80s Magic... maybe one or two ramps'

  • ?

    content_signal: DeadFlip actively recording Tilt Through podcast with Bowen and Zoe; attempting to balance live streaming with podcast recording schedule

Transcript

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0:00
We live, fam. We live. Oh, Instagram just updated. I'm afraid to click that stuff. Yo, what up, pinball whiz? Tater salad. There's a lot of bowling happening next to us, so don't be afraid.
0:30
It's the real Jack Danger. Pinball Wiz have been there, buddy. Bowlers are scary enough. They are kind of spooky, guys.
0:48
We. I'm trying to tweet here. We are live at level... 257. The entire Sharp family should be here tonight, boys, so get ready. We're not going to focus too much on specific machines, but more the general tournament that's happening. This is the finals for the monthly tournament that they have here at 257. It's Josh Sharp's Stealthy League that's going on.
1:26
What's that? They have a pink berry here? Yeah, yes. No. Wait, where? Where is it? I don't know if I should be alone with a baby right now. Oh, yeah, go get me some pink berry. Like, throw some fruit in there, like berries. The sour regular yogurt, like raspberries and white chocolate chips.
1:58
Pinburgh
event
[name withheld pending review]organization
[name withheld pending review]company
Namcocompany
Lauraperson
Charlieperson
Carmon Baroneperson
Lord Squeakperson
Dwight Sullivanperson
Yorian Engelbrechtperson
Brad Millerperson
Ericperson

high · DeadFlip: 'this Friday bowen and zoe and myself are recording another episode of the tilt through podcast... I'll try to do it [live stream]'

  • ?

    venue_signal: Level 257 combines pinball, bowling, and arcade games at single venue; owned by Namco; features world's largest Pac-Man machine and cocktail pinball machines

    high · DeadFlip describes: 'this place is awesome... they have these pins... a baby pac-man pin... two cocktail pinball machines... seven bowling lanes... world's largest Pac-Man machine'

  • ?

    personnel_signal: Dwight Sullivan (pinball programmer) incorporating community member requests/references into game code (DeadFlip code Easter egg in future games)

    medium · DeadFlip: 'every game that Dwight programs from now on will have that in it' (regarding DeadFlip code)

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Post-ReplayFX tournament, community sentiment is positive with players energized and discussing competitive play resumption despite previous burnout from negative attitudes

    medium · DeadFlip reflects: 'I definitely gave up on competitive play... two years ago... there was a lot of people with really bad attitudes... But coming back from replay effects. Cool play, cool people.'

  • ?

    manufacturing_signal: Grassroots custom pinball machine development active in community; builders working on themes and layouts with flexibility for theme changes

    medium · Shannon Stafford building machine: 'we're working on the theme of Pokemon right now, but really we can make it any theme'

  • $

    market_signal: Level 257 in Schaumburg accessible via public transit (bus swamper center nearby) and Uber/Lyft; IKEA nearby; enables out-of-area player attendance

    medium · Discussion about transportation to Level 257: mentions bus options, Uber, Lyft availability; proximity to IKEA

  • ?

    content_signal: DeadFlip mentions being 'on the front page of Twitch tomorrow' indicating significant streaming reach and platform visibility

    medium · DeadFlip: 'I'm on the front page of Twitch tomorrow, so I need to really focus on what's happening'

  • ?

    code_update: Evidence that programmer Dwight Sullivan is incorporating community-requested Easter eggs/codes into pinball game software; 'DeadFlip code' mentioned as recurring element

    medium · DeadFlip mentions 'dead flip code' being called out during stream; states it will be in future Dwight-programmed games

    • Boom. Yeah. We'll see. Yo, Zany Eye Zach, Lord Squeak. Good to see you guys. Complete. Completely fine.
    2:20
    Completely fine. Let's switch these cameras over, boys. I don't need it one night. I'm gonna see you in my head. One more time, bye, go. I got power. How you doing, Joe? What do you mean, Matt? Are you qualifying? Yeah.
    2:39
    That's all right. Play better. Look, Laura's here, everybody. Baby Charlie's here, too. Dude, Lord Squeak, for 15 months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. And ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for my buddy Lord Squeak with that 15, 15 months. You're a monster. I love you.
    3:07
    Laura's going to get me some Pinkberry. Charlie's here. Laura's here. I believe all three Sharps will be here.
    3:17
    Zach, Josh, and Roger. Maybe even their mom. Slap Nuts 77 with the 10 months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip the butts up for that 10 months of love. Our baby is now one month old. Slap Nuts. I hope it's doing okay. I want nothing to do with it. Until it's 18.
    3:44
    Blue flannel, thank you for the host, my man. Yeah, dude, we got a baby Pac-Man. Look at this. I'll show you guys that in a little bit It is a ridiculous game It's a stand up arcade cabinet It's beautiful Laugh I love you though Oh I clicked something I should know
    4:13
    Huh? Yeah good Yeah, baby Pac-Man is interesting, for sure. Ice cream, caramel, vanilla, and cinnamon.
    4:35
    The Lawnmower Man 2 for two months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Two months, man. Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, flip for some butt-ups, show some love in chat, hype it up. So, the machines that you're seeing here from left to right are Game of Thrones, KISS, The Addams Family, Twilight Zone, Black Knight, Gorgar, and Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man on the end. Bon Moore, man. Good to see you, bud. I'm here with my wife and daughter, Laura and Charlie, and this is a league here for IPA points. It's a selfie league that Josh sharp runs, and a lot of Chicago's big name players play here, and on a whim we just came here with a few pieces of gear, figured we'd just stream the camaraderie, and have a good time, maybe just chew the fat, talk some shit, and see what's going to pop off, but really,
    5:34
    I'm just going to stare at my dumb face while I drink beer. oh man let me tell you oh friday this friday bowen and zoe and myself are recording another episode of the tilt through podcast so stay tuned for that if i remember i'll try to do it so we live stream it but for now it's just whatever what's cool is not only do they have these pins they have a baby pac-man pin you see this thing standing right here Let me hide this camera.
    6:10
    That is a pinball machine. Right? And behind me, they have two cocktail pinball machines, the kind that are down. We are at level 257. Uh, let me update the location.
    6:26
    Thank you, MeFund. I gotta change that real quick. Okay. I've been where at level 257 in Schaumburg, Illinois to my right are pinball machines to my immediate I can lean down and have my fingers destroyed left is a bowling lane I'll look up what cocktail pins they are give me one second, I gotta change this command most low low low where the low-kitchen everybody's hopping off and on again we're at level 257 in Schaumburg a little crappy still Schaumburg yo internet how the hell do you spell Schomburg?
    7:29
    yeah yeah R oh so I got it right all right there you go boys location worst all right meat bun thanks dude how do you doing Pemberg? Ice chemo I got 20th out of everybody Hot Guacamole for 11 months in a row. Wolf Marsh for 11 months in a row. Top Gunner for 10 months in a row. Thank you all for making your membership to the league. You're all super freaking fantastic and amazing. I love you. Ladies and gentlemen, just absolutely destroy the chat room, please.
    8:09
    Oh, my God. The resub hype is out of control. Hot Guacamole, Tom Gunner, Wolf Marsh, Cheese Louise, The Combo, Coo Coo Coo Combo Breaker.
    8:24
    You guys, I love you so much. Good Lord. All those long days of pinball paid off. Yes, they did. The hype, all the love. Get it in the chat room.
    8:37
    There it is. Hearts to left hearts. My man. So, the actual tournament that starts tonight, that has a lot of the big pinball players, starts at 7 o'clock. Pins rule for seven months in a row, brother. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, just keep the love flowing in chat. Don't even talk. Just flip us in bucks. Just get it in there. I love you, buddy. I can't handle it. It's so good.
    9:15
    You're killing me. You're killing me right now. Anyway, I got... The slowest ball. That's incredible.
    9:33
    That damn near knocked over everything. That was incredible. Internet, let me show you something. Wait, I don't want to be... It might be creepy if I try to turn the camera... I don't want them to think I'm... Alright, there's like some young girls playing bowling. I don't want to change the camera soon. Are you good? Alright, thanks brother. Uh, yeah, here, let me, I'll do a quick little boop. See Laura sitting across from me? Bowling alley. Right there. Right across from me. How you feeling Joe? I think we're fine. Keep qualifying Joe, keep qualifying. There's not much time. Hello Laura, that place looks cool AF. time. Hello, Laura. That place looks cool AF. So there is, um, how many lanes is this, Laura? Seven? There's seven lanes here. Behind me, seven more lanes. There is the world's largest Pac-Man machine over there. Arcade games kill your freaking ass explodes. Donate to kids. Am I drunk yet? Getting close.
    11:06
    Handful of pinball machines. Some cocktail pinball machines. We're sitting at a pinball, or a video game. Look at this.
    11:18
    Let me hide this camera. We are sitting at a cocktail, a giant cocktail machine. See the frog? Picker, picker, picker, picker, picker.
    11:33
    We only have MMR? That's not bad. Now we get to watch the guy eat behind Jack. You like to watch guys eat?
    11:45
    Social eating, buddy. Social eating. I got to change it over. Namco owns this place, too. Oh, nice. Wait, Namco owns this bar?
    11:55
    Yo, hold on. Hock-Wock-A-Mole, are you saying where I'm at right now is owned by Namco? If so, that is awesome. Oh, I'm starting to see a connection here. The world's largest Pac-Man machine has a giant Roth Rills logo on it. You know who's super important over at Roth Rills, who makes Big Buck Hunter and all that stuff? Mr. Joshua Sharp.
    12:27
    Can I eat diarrhea on the social eating? Like, well, technically, he is consuming the diarrhea. So, yes, this is social media. Everybody agree? Yep, social, social media.
    12:47
    Yeah, so Josh Sharp will be here. Zach Sharp will be here. Roger Sharp will be here. Uncle Carmy. Just stay in style. All the best freaking pinball players in Chicago are going to be here tonight. Booyah!
    13:03
    Uncle Carmy's here and he's gonna win. Uncle Carmy's great and he's not. He's part of the internet. This glow is fall.
    13:28
    Where's Little Danger? She's right here. Like, right next to the table. The whole family's here, boys. The whole Danger crew.
    13:39
    Todd, you son of a biscuit. Brother, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you for maintaining a membership to the league. For that baker's dozen, buddy. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for my boy Todd. If you could, please. TK, Todd, it's yours.
    13:55
    Love, love, love. I freaking love you. Yo, Baz, what's up, buddy? Long time. Hello! There's going to be a lot of pinball happening here pretty soon, folks.
    14:18
    You brought a baby to a bar? It's a family-friendly place. If I rotated the camera like 20 degrees this way, you would see three, like, eight-year-old girls bowling right now, right next to me. This place is awesome. It's awesome.
    14:36
    It's awesome. If you want to know where we're at, type exclamation point location, and it will show you what's up. I need another beer. What game will you be streaming? We're not really streaming a game, per se. We're just going to show the matchups and discuss what's going on with my man Stan. How you doing, brother? Good to see you. Yeah, I never came out for this, so I thought I'd swing by. We had the gear in the car, so... We're not set up on a machine, but we're just going to shoot the shit with everybody.
    15:03
    I'm in. Yes, daisy cutter, pterodactyl. Always daisy cutter. Hey, how do you spell Schomburg? Oh, it's not S-D-H?
    15:24
    This looks so wrong it's not even funny. This looks like it says scumbag almost. That doesn't look right. Schomburg. Uh, there might be an X. Yo, hold up brother. How you doing man? Yo, is that how you spell Schomburg? No, absolutely not. Yeah, the H is out. There's no H? At the very end. Is that U in there? Schomburg. Yeah. Schomburg. Flat dead wood. Alright, that's it. there? Sean Burr. Yeah. Sean Burr. Flat dead butt. Alright, thanks, flat dead butt. Yeah, right there. Appreciate it, guys. It was a good effort, though. Yeah. Spelling, not my thing. That was Zach Sharp, ladies and gentlemen, last year's world champion at ReplayFX in So, let's fix that. Um, I don't know how to spell all the places that I go. Let's hang out, flip some balls, and I'll put on a show. Take off a dance, do a dance. Gotta fix the command list boys? Schmomburg. Not even close. Scrumbugs. Hey, we're at Scrumbugs, Illinois.
    16:42
    Joe, you're standing awfully close to me. Are you farting over here? No. Fixed it. The Big Z-Man. Yeah. I mean, what's he doing?
    17:09
    You brought a baby to a bar. Get rekt. Oh, you're bringing her with you? Oh, cool. Bye, baby.
    17:22
    Okay. I love you. Bye, Charlie. Bye, wife. On to your feet. The Josh Sharp No Not Like This. Dude. That was maybe the most incredible thing I ever heard.
    17:45
    I loved it. Oh yeah! All right. Yeah, dude, the Paragon game was X and Robert was ESPN worthy. You know, it's funny. ESPN was at... ESPN was at ReplayFX interviewing people for secret stuff.
    18:59
    Josh and Robert, there you go. So today is, I believe, the stealthy leak that happens here at level 257 that's run by Josh. is you come in all month, play the games, take a picture of yourself.
    19:22
    They have waves with stickers and such to stop cheating. But every first Tuesday of the month is the finals, the playoffs, and that's today. So we're going to see everyone battle today, and I will be giving commentary on what's happening. and if you need me to fill you guys in, I'm happy to let you know.
    19:46
    I wish that LAF sign was off because screw that. Yeah, wow, the bloom on that is bananae. 30 for 30 on the return of pinball. Yo, it's coming back, boys. It never left. Did you see the outrageous tap passing on high speed in Paragon? Ridiculous. Air Travolta. I wasn't able to get under the cameras, but when I was on that Paragon, I was tap passing my ass off. Best meaning of LAF? Little ass fat, man. Just tiny, little bit. Little bit ass fat. That's what I'm into. El Natillo. How you doing, buddy? Still cool. Let's all flip. Dude, pins rule. That's it. Limp ass flippers. I need a beer. Where did my wife go? Do you remember where Laura said she was going?
    21:06
    How you doing, brother? This is Uncle Carmy, ladies and gentlemen. Carmon Barone. Or is it Barone? Barone, Bologna, Salami, Turkey Bread. Okay. Barone, Bologna, Salami, Turkey Bread. My boy.
    21:24
    Labia are funny. I think they're trying to figure out what LAF stands for up there. I was fooled by a squirrel fur bond! Oh really? I had worn a white whip and it didn't actually activate it. Sorry Joe. That's pinball!
    21:45
    Don't complain. No idea. Yeah, I don't know that either. Good to see ya dude. So you're qualified for the finals here? I think I'm in the whole team, but I never played... I don't know how this works. I didn't play 5 machines. Oh, okay. When I came out last time, that gore guy, or that flipper, was like... Like you had to just like... Smooth it? Yeah, and it's dummy and I couldn't get it going on. So are you, are you... They're struggling to work their TV. That's alright. So are you able to qualify right now by playing a few games and taking photos? Yeah, I think... Oh, we only have 10 minutes. Yeah, put some games in. Joe, you too man, go do it. Yeah, blow it up. Blow it up. So that's Joe and Uncle Carmi. Check for replay effects. Are they going to get more than 700 players or is that the max? I think they would like more than 700.
    22:34
    I think it's a huge pain in the ass to do more than 700. In fact, I think there was only 683 people that played.
    22:46
    Because a lot of people didn't show up, and what weight-lifted people do is they only show up if they're in the top 20.
    22:54
    But I think the top 20 got in, but there was still more people that didn't show up. So that was kind of butts. It was a little bit of butts. Not a big deal.
    23:05
    On the butts. I wish I could stop that glare. I could with a light. Hmm. Let me think about this. Let me make sure there's not a smudge on the screen.
    23:23
    Is it Wednesday? Crap. Is it Wednesday? Oh my god. You know what I did? I uh... squandered front page time. What a ding-dong. I'm such a ding-dong dude. Oh, it's Tuesday! Wait, today's Tuesday? Oh my god. Oh my god, I was about to have a Freakin' aneurysm.
    23:57
    It's Wednesday in Australia! Alright, good. It's Tuesday, you dingus. That's new dad brain right there. Thanks, Wolf Mars.
    24:09
    I'm lost, boys. Ah, the old new dad brain. I'm trying to think if we want one more camera set up somewhere. You want to look at everyone's asses a lot closer?
    24:28
    I could plug one more camera in. Hold on. We'll add an ass cam and see what happens. Jack's been self-employed for too long. The days of the week don't mean anything to him. Yeah, it's true. Truly though, if you're self-employed... What's going on, dude? You guys trading StarTrips? Yeah, no, God, no. We're just hitting the crowd. Good to see you, dude. I haven't seen you in forever. How you been?
    25:04
    Good? Yeah, dude. Are you... Yeah. Are you qualified here? No? I think he's letting people do it he told me to do it and I'm not interested in playing right now it's fine oh nice uh yeah dude I'm my schedule is so freaking out of control it's disgusting the fact that I'm here right now was like on a whim that my wife's like I'm bored, let's do something.
    25:49
    Charlie's here, yeah? Everyone's here, the whole freaking family. The whole Danger family has arrived.
    25:56
    Yeah, it's going to be fun, man. Well, wait. You should try to qualify really quick. Blow up one game. I bet it can happen. Okay.
    26:13
    I have like 500 on Game of Thrones. Oh really? That's not bad at all man. Except for when you're playing with these guys and they have like seven billion
    26:31
    Let's do it my man. Yeah, wait you made that wait the backless Oh, goddammit. I'm like, what are we talking about?
    26:56
    You just call him. I promise you. We need a Joshcar Patcam. Yeah, we'll figure it out. What's that? Scott, keep in the chat. The sound of pins falling.
    27:09
    You don't like that, Shaggy? What's up? We need 10K followers right now, Shaggy. How do we do it? Do you know why it's crazy? Like, maybe after. If I sub, like, I sub to everyone. Are they trying to do something? Do you know that? The cell phone is still a thing that they haven't figured out. And iPad. And they're all delayed, like, by 10 seconds. Even more? Oh. Well, the stream's... Oh, crap. Well, I mean... Yeah.
    27:43
    No, the stream's naturally delayed by ten seconds anyway. Like, there's no way to fight that. Yeah, I don't know. What's going on, guys?
    27:54
    That's a lot of email accounts. I've made eight strikes in a row. Oh, I love that sound. Damn, dude. Nice.
    28:00
    What was I doing? Adding another camera. Got it. I ain't none of them. We're just going to shoot this shit with everybody and just sort of do commentary on what's happening. Dude, I killed it at Pinbird. I know. I thought it was like... Pinhead1499, thanks, man. That means a lot to me, brother. I love you. Yeah, I took 20th place overall. I lasted longer than Yorian Engelbrecht which is like one of the world's best players yeah it requires a little money and some time dedication for sure do it buddy I got that cold catch can we get one of the rafters looking down on the games I could probably get a little higher with the camera Let me see what I got, boys. Hold on.
    29:03
    Kevin. Maybe by face. I don't know. Possibly. I know Josh. Yeah, dude. 20th place, Hootaddy. Overall. Out of 700 people, man.
    29:27
    Crap. in the A finals, the first round, I was playing, what was it, Nitro Ground Shaker, and I just whomped that thing. I love the thing that you just like, you know Brad, right? Brad Miller. Oh yeah. The mayor of Indiana. Yeah. It's super ding dong. I love that kid. I feel like,
    29:53
    oh yeah, I have a kid band. And he's like, that's awesome. I'm like, what, My next achievement is like Harlem. Yes, God yes. Harlem Globetrotters, man, is like a perfect game. That would be a horror.
    30:08
    Yo, this camera's freaking pointless. Why did I plug this in? I was really thinking about streaming. Thanks, Joe.
    30:15
    You should, man. Streaming's a lot of fun. I told you I was stupid. The only stupid thing is, like, look what I'm doing right now. You know? cameras and wires and freaking Shaggy Scoots, you sexy son of a... Man, thank you so much. Welcome to the league, brother. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flippers and butts up for Shaggy Scoots. Welcome back, I should say. I love you, and I'm in love with you. Let me put this camera away, and I'll come make out with you. Hold on, give me a second.
    30:53
    Oh, this is my love. My dad is a super fan. Oh, my God. Now I look like a super fan. Yeah, I know. There we go. That's bigger. Yeah, you should move to Chicago, dude. Chicago's the business. Shaggy, dude, thank you so much, man. I do appreciate it. I love you. You're the best. A lot of yelling going on right now. A lot of complaining. A lot of yelling and complaining going on right now, Internet. Are people bowling? Tio Pinhead, you want to see something? Let's get ready to bowl. I am literally right next to... this rail is what my face camera is mounted on. Uhhhh, there's a bowling alley right next to me. People are definitely bowling.
    33:04
    Did you get it here? Yeah. Like, Kevin said that. He was like, oh, we're getting our mid-main results, and then, you know... Oh, yo!
    33:18
    No! I can't get it! I hope he can bring it! I can't get it! No! Boom! The dead split code, boys! Did anyone get that? We'll go back and listen That's the death lift code A lot of people have been contacting me Saying that they figured it out Just those But I think every game that Dwight programs From now on will have that in it It's awesome You missed the code? No, don't miss it.
    34:03
    I've given that code away so many times on the show accidentally. I thought some website had somebody with you there. Not mine. No, some like a thing, like when they miss all these people. Oh, it has like Easter eggs and stuff.
    34:17
    Don't have... Like some other website where they like go and ask you like they have tons of videos. Yeah. They don't have mine. Well, somebody asked on one of these sites somebody put them. I positive you just spit on me from over there All right so this is about to kick off pretty soon guys And then we'll do some commentary on how the battles are going. We're probably going to keep it quiet, obviously, but it's going to be good. Shannon Stafford, good to see you, man. Shannon, they were calling your name on the stage at Replay Fights for some reason, and I didn't see you anywhere.
    34:55
    Woo! I need another beer. Where's my wife? Yep, Bartodon's fat on. Absolutely. Laser war, dude. That game's nuts. Dr. Law. For the playoffs? Did you make it, Shannon? Did you make it over there? Hopefully. Where's my daughter? Just fat boys, now I'm ready to relax and watch some pinball. Weathered swan, thanks buddy. Some post-fat pinball, my man.
    35:47
    You got 41st? Right on, Shannon. Right on, man. What do you mean? Are you doing this for Pokemon? Or are you just... We're building a brand new machine, but we're gonna... We're working on the theme of Pokemon right now, but really we can make it any theme. That's badass. Yeah. That's badass. You're building a game? Yep. What kind? A pinball machine. Anybody like... Like you can do like a wild whale?
    36:14
    It's like three things. One maybe one or two ramps. It's going to feel like very late 80s Magic I'm not sure
    36:29
    We're just coming up with like the the layout right now, we're not we're not I'm not worried about that. I know Everyone post-Penberg depression and places to yeah. Yeah, I haven't played pinball since either there. Sitting next to these pins, I kind of got the itch. That's for sure. Did everyone get home safe? It was a long weekend. It was a really long weekend, dude. I had a lot of fun, though. Hoping all the people coming back from Tinberg will be too tired for leaks Nice, Dr. Law.
    37:18
    Yeah. But still, it's like... Still some good guys. You need a fake ID only for pinball. Go to the D-Bubble. Nobody checks ID. Nobody cares. He's going about prospects. He's going about prospects. They don't care.
    37:46
    He's going about prospects. You don't have to join a wheel. Give me a special VX for your V. I'll just design you a fake ID, man. Undetectable.
    37:59
    Previous world champion. Ah, scribble. So who's got a VX? I don't recommend you. Eric? The dude that won the intergalactic, like, the side tournament thing? I love that. Yeah. I love that. They didn't want people calling it the losers tournament anymore. Oh. Yeah.
    38:18
    Because it was the tournament you only got to play if you, like, didn't qualify. I still had time to play it, which was good. I took 10th in it. But Eric, he's a good player. He streams on Twitch.
    38:31
    But I honestly don't remember seeing him at a lot of tournaments. I think he lives in Jersey somewhere. Yeah, really good kid though. He's awesome. He's awesome.
    38:44
    The world's largest Pac-Man? Yeah, oh so you can tag-team the dots. But you can't, you can't, they don't have the fixed standards like the original Batman. No, the original Batman or Johnny's Tanner. I didn't play all my entries either, Shannon. I qualified with five entries, but I played like three more just waiting in line while I was drunk shooting the shit with people. Donating to kids. Oh, it's my dad. Yo, by the way, that's Roger Sharp, the guy that saved pinball, and Zach Sharp, his son, that was last year's world champion, in case you weren't aware.
    39:32
    Roger Sharp is here. Go over there and touch them. Yeah, we don't give you stuff to go to dance. Yeah, right. Don't! I'll leave him alone. Curry's got stuff to do. Cool soda. I'll touch him later. You keep the band. Yeah, that was great. I had to play this guy my first or second round of qualifying at Pinnberg. You're in Pinnberg, right? He's got a great job. He's a good guy. I just, I just thank him. I mean, he, he, he, he's been nice to me. He's been nice to me. It's pretty great, man. It's pretty rad. First, they probably, you know, you show him to a competitor, like, I don't like, I don't like following these people. Yeah. As soon as this came up, I went, like I said, the deal was, like, I had to go to, like, you know, Yeah.
    40:49
    I'll tell you, I definitely gave up on competitive play, like, I want to say like two years ago. And I only casually went to maybe one or two things.
    41:02
    Like five years ago. I just, I got tired of like, there was a lot of people that had really bad attitudes when you were playing them. And I just got tired of dealing with that. But coming back from replay effects.
    41:15
    Cool play, cool people. Yeah, T.O., it's about 45 minutes. There's an Ikea right next door. Joe. Oh, my God. Joe, go away from the microphone.
    41:31
    Please, Joe, go away. I love you, Joe. I love you so much. I mean, my thing is, the thing is... Hey, Joe, hold on. Is it possible to get out here if you don't drive? Is there, like, a way to get out? No, the Twain thing is a long way from here. Okay, thanks, Joe. You can't swamper to a bus. I mean, nobody can take a bus. You can take the Elf, like, Bozeman that swamper to a bus. There's a bus swamper center right around here. Yeah, but you're an Uber driver, right? No, I'm not. You know, Uber, the guy who drives you. Yeah, right. Yeah, come on out here. I'll pick you up. No, I mean, by the way, you're trying to be, come on. I'm a nice guy.
    42:24
    Hello, everybody. It's good to see you, man. I got a, yo, are you trying to open my bag there, buddy? No, I'm just, I'm just upping my hour. No, I didn't mind. I was trying to explain why. Really? We're going to be working with them on some secret stuff pretty soon. Yeah. No, they're great guys. They're great guys. Who, Gar? Double Danger.
    42:47
    Wait, wait, wait. Didn't you get... I said a couple times. Didn't you get my joke, though? You're going to name your baby Tilt? Double Danger Danger. Aw. I thought Tilt was... Charlie's last name is also Danger. Is that a copyrights note on? What, Danger? Yeah They got Uber out there? Oh man, we got Uber You got Uber everywhere, man Lyft Yeah Love you, brother Probably not
    43:32
    I could always go to the TV. I would love to come out every year, but I could only... That would be right. I'm on the front page of Twitch tomorrow, so I need to really focus on what's happening. You know, if you want to go to Chicago, you better leave really early. Glad you had that, but shut up. I need a beer. Where's my wife? I need a beer. I'd buy it all. I'd buy 90 beers a day. Internet, stay here. I'm going to go get a beer. Joe, don't touch anything. I can't find you, I can't find you.
    45:30
    Thank you. I hear you, man. I hear you. Yo, that's Joe. I'm a dollar goon. You're a geek, yeah. Dollar goon's a foosball. Uh, internet, give me one second. I gotta figure out where my wife disappeared to. The tournament's about to start here in 15 minutes. Lone Goat, for 15 months in a row, brother, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Holy freaking crap. Ladies and gentlemen, flip us some butts up. Show some love in chat. Lone Goat, dude, you're here every day, and I love you every day. Love you every day. When are you going to subscribe to my channel? Well, thank you for dropping your flight ticket at some, you know, at work or driving home. That's fine. I'm having dinner. I still need the money. Oh, what do you mean? That's fine. Oh, I don't know. Do they want you to go? No. Oh, they don't? Yeah. I'm worried about it. I'm here. You're saying that me and Ken do have some skills? Come on, we're going to be in and out, and we're doing something to speak at it. Oh, me? Yeah. Wait, where's Ken? No, somebody brought me a beach copy. You know, somebody brought me a beach copy. Wait, really? No, somebody probably did copy. You know, somebody probably copied and pasted something from some other time. Oh, I don't know what that's about, man. Yeah.
    47:34
    Well... I'm sure it's messed up. I'm thinking what we do is... You know, it's like that Facebook thing where somebody bumps up an article from years ago, and yet it shows up as new. Yeah, that could be. You know, I've seen that a lot. That's ridiculous. Not to mention that sometimes we get intermixed with those... You know, sometimes on the website you can see those fake news stories. Yeah. they make, there's just ads, but, that's what I hate, it's like those fake news story ads. Yeah, they're pretty bad. And sometimes, it's getting really good, or sometimes, it's like there's something, you don't know something about your, I think they're looking at your cookies, or something.
    48:08
    Don't look at my cookies. No, you don't know what cookies I'm really talking about. Yes, I do, and your computer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not a ding dong. I know what cookies are. Joe. Yeah, I know. Ventron, thanks, dude. You missed our, uh, you missed our, uh, We have some stuff coming up. I, uh, Well, I'm gonna start coming back out to this stuff, man, so don't worry. We're just trying to come up with some hot bags, I think I might do, uh, some Brixie streams pretty soon. But Brixie, first Tuesday they have Game of Thrones, Do they still have free soup? No, I have a whole bunch of them. Well then I'm not fucking coming there anymore. No, I'm not into that. Nope, nope, it's gotta have free soup. Not doing it. I have a soup company that sells soup for you! Nope, give me, you, you tell them to give me free soup, I'll come back. You want to come back next year? Oh my god. Joe, you're great. You know, I like my ID. It's Scribble. I love you dude. Yeah, I mean, Brixie's too. You know the thing, Scribble that goes with these? Yeah. I thought we were making together something in here that has the same name. No, that's These Scribble. Well, where are you? Clearly. What beer tonight? I am drinking Daisy Cutter on draft, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, man. These gutter balls are like three feet from my foot.
    49:29
    Two feet from my foot. I'll buy you some soap. Minus a spit. Scribble. I don't get it. But what I do get is, like, I also don't get why you're not here right now.
    49:41
    Does Scribble play in this tournament? No. Why? What a ding dong. He's right, he doesn't want to go that far. You know, some of these other people, you wouldn't believe how bad of a road job I employed with the Chicago. Like, Sky, these streets are really beat up. Um, I mean, I live there. I deal with it. Oh, he says he's just lazy. Yeah, but you know what? You know what? I think I'm really saying, Sky was for the Galaxy Olympics. He could probably have wheeled in. Oh, geez. What? Hey, you're back. Laura made it back, guys. Thanks, Laura. Damn it, it's like a rubber band. It's stuck on this guy.
    50:26
    That's not a real price. Pterodactyl, awesome, dude. The wife is back. Once we get some more machines and get everything situated, you'll be the first person I call, buddy. What about the boomer bell about the new Sturm game? So what do you think the new Sturm game is? I heard somebody said Aerosmith. Somebody was saying Aerosmith. Okay. Who married a connection of Sturm.
    50:55
    I've heard a couple of different things. That may be the first time I heard that. Somebody else told me that. Huh. I don't know. I'm thinking the next one is My Little Pony.
    51:12
    Okay, okay. Go talk on the internet like that. All right. Get out of here, Joe. Go practice some stuff.
    51:23
    Well, go examine a machine or something. All right, I love you, buddy. Thanks, man. Hold on, don't talk. Give me one second.
    51:36
    Alright, I just needed... I didn't want you to accidentally say something. I love Joe to death. No, any word could spark up a new conversation. I love Joe so much. He's amazing.
    51:50
    No, this is still online. Joe loves to talk. And that's the charm of Joe. If you want to have the most in-depth conversation about anything tech, anything political, trains, the dude just knows freaking everything. It's amazing.
    52:17
    No, we're trying to play it off like we don't know what's happening. I love Joe. Oh, she's in trouble. Oh.
    52:26
    You know what? Pins rule. If they came out with a Bible Adventure pinball machine, that game would not sell publicly, but would be the biggest selling game Stern has ever made because it would go to every megachurch in quantities of 10. If Stern made a Bible Adventures pinball machine, the churches would gobble it up, but you would never see it on location. And they would just still make a crap load of money. Yo, Barryman, what's up buddy? Good to see you. So, the entire Sharp family is here behind me. Uh, Roger, Zach, and Josh. Right there. That's Roger. That's Josh. That's Zach. The Dynasty boys. The Dynasty? Exactly, Mac, exactly. Exactly. They're harmless, fun, cool people.
    53:30
    Every church in Las Vegas had that one. Ben Heck keeps starting to do it. He should. Oh, and this? This is my first time ever being here. Yeah.
    53:52
    Yeah. Laura, can you... Hey, you only have nine minutes to get another beer. Nine minutes to get another $3 beer.
    54:02
    You had one beer. $3? You can't spend $3 on a beer. Laura, you might have to... Oh, sorry, Penzrel. While I get another beer?
    54:20
    Do you want to go get me another beer for $3? It ends in nine minutes. Oh, my man. Yeah, I'll go with you.
    54:37
    Yeah, give this to the baby. All right, boys. The tournament... Also, I think Joe, like, farted, came over here, said something, and then walked away.
    54:53
    Last time you sent her away, she was gone forever. That's fine. Yeah, we're not going to send Laura away. We'll actually let Laura handle the stream while I'm off getting a beer.
    55:04
    How does that sound, dude? I'm the one now. This is shaping up to be the greatest stream ever. We're getting there, T.O.
    55:19
    Probably you shit in your pants. Nah. Joe's a business man. Yeah. Joe's a great man. Thank you very much.
    55:28
    Laura's going to come a lot closer to the mic because she's going to... Actually, Laura, why don't you train with me?
    55:39
    Okay. Alright, guys. Okay, now you all do it. Sorry I left for so long. This place has an expensive menu, a good menu, black box and stuff, and salted purple ice cream.
    56:10
    But I've been craving like a cement flurry for a week, so I went and got one, and it cost $5. I thought they were like a buck. I should have stayed here and got salted caramel. It's like all natural, locally sourced menu. Oh, there we go. Okay, so right here is Roger Sharp of Drunk History fame now. $3 from Crazy Rock Man. One beer for Joe. My name says, one beer for Joe. Thank you, Crazy Rock Man. I'm going to tell Joe. No, I'm not going to tell Jack. I'm going to tell Jack about that, and I'm going to make sure that Joe gets a beer. He deserves a second beer. He's been here for like four hours and he's had one beer.
    57:09
    What's up, dude? This is Ben Jack's money. It's a joint card. Not one, but the back of mine. Um, yeah, this place, Vail Chippa, is in Schaumburg, Illinois.
    57:25
    Uh, there's an Ikea around the corner. Okay, so, ball locks for multi-ball. That's what it says on Roger Stratton's screen right now. These two gentlemen, the one in the red shirt and the one in the white shirt, they were sitting around to play earlier. I got a picture of it. I'll show you.
    57:53
    Yeah, so we got all the starts hanging out. And it looks like a couple of business parties here. They have a buffet set up over there. Everybody's dressed to the nines. Like, like suits. Lots of suits.
    58:11
    It's a pretty interesting place, I have to say. Okay, I'm going to go left. The tables are all beat up. Two of them are looking for ball. Hey! Good, how are you? Thank you. He's been sleeping for a while. Hi, Roger, Laura. Hi, good, how are you? Yeah, little baby. She's going to put her name up on all these. She's going to take you all out. Yes, very mixed atmosphere. The games seem to be in good shape. Bullets and strikes. I am not very good at bowling, but I would love to play. It's a lot of fun. Jack and I were just saying it is a lot of fun. Also, I think the amount The noise in here is amazing for babies. And she's been long for like three hours. Ask Jack where he got that Phantom Tilt T-shirt. Okay, I will. I don't want to interrupt, but I will stop. Tell Jack I want a beer. Okay, I will, but look who's right behind me. I want to make sure Jack hears about it first so he can play that one. My lay zone was broken, the other one had dents from the playfield and another had a busted slipper. Oooh, good blue zone. Yep.
    60:01
    The internet wants to know where that third one is. Yeah. Bailey George. Okay. Also... Crazy Rock Man says one beer for Joe. I... no. Don't show any... Don't show any button. Laura and Jack are both here with the baby. At home. She's fine. She's two months old. Yeah, it's good to see. Yep. Checking out all the stuff. This is Uncle Carmy.
    60:46
    Here, not competing, right? No, no, I came here last week. Oh, you did? I came here last week in rifle 2, 4 out of 5. I couldn't get a draw card with me because I left the car. I haven't got it now. So you are playing. I don't think I'm an A. I might be a B or C. Okay, very cool. Alright, so somebody was just saying that some of the flippers were not working last time I came here. That left flipper was like, grummy as all hell on the floor. Oh, okay. I would smack it and it would just, like, I couldn't get it to go. Have you played Baby Pac-Man? Yeah, we actually did a ground control for the football. That was a side tournament. Nice. I would like to play it. Oh, I guess it only cost 50 cents. Everybody's been complaining about how expensive it is. Oh, okay. That's really good. That might move though. That might be good. I could play that game all night. I've never said that I played one of these. Next one is the one I played in the 1920s. That one is the new one I got in the 3. It's a two ball multi ball. It's really cool. It's like a Miami Vice. What's that one called? Joust? Yeah, Joust 2. That's what I'm thinking. I'm sorry, Joust 2. Joust 2 is the game. Yeah. It looks like that. Reminds me of that. I'm going to get a sandwich. Lori, you're doing great. I had this spicy burger, $15 worth it. Guys, look at this hot girl running this pinball stream. You should subscribe to her right now. Everyone should subscribe and donate. What are you possibly doing? I would subscribe to this hot girl. This is that darn chat, by the way, if you don't know. Can I use the $300? Oh my gosh. Lori, if you're trying to control it, just, you see, click full room. Oh. Or play your full. Got it. Greatest regret of my life. They're trying to get me to play right now, but I don't want to... There's like... they want me to be in sort of like the... sort of... like D division bracket right here. Last minute. But I don't want to walk in and just like shut everyone down. Yeah, that would be kind of a bit of a streak. That would be kind of rude. No, I'm not like bragging, but like I think people would be upset if I showed up last minute and started playing pinball.
    63:05
    I'm trying to guard the microphone. Who are these guys? Uh, Dump Refuge. Dump Refuge? Just play. No. No, I don't want to play. Not a dog. No, I would have to, I would also have to, he does have his beer weight on, though, so that might give others a chance. It's true. We do now know that alcohol makes me a worse pinball player. I always thought it made me a better pinball player, and it did when I didn't know how to play pinball. So what happened was I learned how to play pinball, started drinking, stayed drunk for four and a half to five years, played my first tournament sober, destroyed it. You get to play against Mr. and Mrs. Oh, Mrs. Sharp? Yeah, dude. By the way, Mrs. Sharp is coming and playing with her. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Which Mrs.? Roger White. Oh, okay. Yes. Nice. The mom. Mom? The mom.
    64:07
    That's fantastic. I wonder what Roger will use in that vest. Did you guys see that? He's got, like, a fishing vest on. Yeah, okay. There. Behind me. I wonder if he's like involved stuff or something. I don't know. Beer helps. Any more than two pots is a problem. Yeah, but who has...the problem with two beers is you have to save the two beer drunk. That's really hard to do. There has to be a prime spot though. Like when I play beer pot, I need a couple drinks, one beer helps. The best of the best. The best best. Mrs. Sharp gonna ruin us. I agree, Berryman. I don't wanna be that. Gunflower seeds? That'd be a good thing to keep the best like that. Uh, some of, yeah, seeds, but I bet, Karen, I bet you have some of your worst for it. All of those. Beans. Just wasting. That's the thing, you throw the dart enough times that you're going to land a few in the bull's eye. Is that a saying? I don't know. I'm coming up with stuff. When you get what I'm, you're picking up what I'm putting down.
    65:33
    Pinball, Blitz, Secret Doc, Get Out of Bars, Great Card. Okay. Yeah, this is... Oh, I think I see Mrs. Shark behind her meat. She's a tiny woman with curly hair.
    65:49
    Very cute. A bunch of fat, I think. Okay, I'm going to move my big head. You guys see that tiny woman in the blue?
    66:01
    Small mammals in Viagra. I was just asking them what it was. I only heard Viagra. What's happening? I asked them what we thought Roger kept in his bag. Viagra. It's Viagra. Small animal. It involves blintz.
    66:15
    Secret document. Bare mustache. Turning action should begin any moment, right? Correct. Let me go ahead and show you the full room.
    66:26
    There we go. There's Mrs. Stark. Is that from the blintz? Where's that camera? Uh, right behind you. Oh, hiya! Which mission says Mrs. Starbuck? I would love to know that. You see the Goodyear or something playing on the left? I don't know if JetFlip is playing. Jack Kirby and the Turian. Hold on, I gotta figure something out. No, I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Okay.
    67:00
    Uh, why aren't you guys here? Internet. Oh, you're fast. Yes, so there's... I don't know who the guy in the red shirt is, but I'm guessing that is... the mints and sharp. That's where the curls come from, that's why it's fast. So, 80 Division right now is only four people. Josh, Zach, Dan, and Steve. Steve is the guy that was definitely in the table talking to Dan. He was eating food on camera. Now, he's in A division, which is bonkers because every time I play him, he's playing on the side. Can you guys hear when Jack is talking? But again, so the more top four players, the more they can go because they didn't have enough plates. Okay. I think it's, um... Yeah. Okay. So... We use only an A because you put up the master's gorgeous mask. Oh, that's neat! I love it! Okay, I was trying not to talk over that. Alright. Uh, Laura, do you want to just take over the show for me? Yeah, are you guys okay with that? Can you do a deep voice and say, get ready? But you guys have to get ready. Yeah, put on the sunglasses, too, please. I'm left too, please. I don't know if I can do it. Just as deep as possible. Oh, right.
    68:36
    Get ready. Did you say like sexy or deep? Both. Oh, yeah. Can you take over forever? Yeah, Laura's gonna take over the show, boys. Alright. That's a good bet. What? You want me to live stream a traffic accident? I'll take over forever. What we should do for reals though is whenever he out of town it be great And I can do the show Me and the baby The baby who is still sleeping.
    69:14
    Thanks, Barryman. Lady Flip. Uh, we don't fit. Lady Flip. This is my wife, Kit Rex. She likes butts. Beer, beer, beer, beer.
    69:33
    That's Mrs. Shark. You're still on screen. That young lady right there is Mrs. Shark. Get lady. Stream you doing mom stuff. You mean breastfeeding? Mom stuff. Changing diapers?
    69:49
    That beer has affected Joe, I can tell. I love Joe. I love Joe so much. He's cuckoo. He's a fun guy. He's a real fun guy. He gets really excited about stuff and I think that's good quality. Laura, I've had three beers and I'm done drinking after this. Laura, you aren't pregnant now so it must be your turn to do stuff. You know, I don't really drink. Right, and breastfeeding and consuming alcohol is also sort of a thing. Do your bigo pose. Can you put it on full, full square? Is that it?
    70:27
    I'm still disappointed he didn't eat the Santa. He told you he didn't eat it? He just would be an embarrassment.
    70:42
    I'm disappointed Jack didn't eat the poor Santa. Yo, guys, this is a gaming show, alright? Just because he didn't do it on stream doesn't mean it's true. It didn't happen. Had a tipple? What the frick is a tipple?
    71:00
    My kids slept so well after they got wasted. That woman looks like my brother's wife. She's great. Alicia? Yeah.
    71:15
    Oh, I'm like calling her. Yo, that's not Alicia, ladies and gentlemen. Internet, do you know where Alicia is? Lindsay Lohan is drinking and smoking while preggo must be safe. She's not pregnant.
    71:27
    That's a bunch of BS. And she's not freaking. She went to rehab again. Social placenta eating. Oh, man. Yeah, I mean, that would be an offense.
    71:43
    Pinzereel, I like how you tried to explain what a tipple is with another freaking word that I don't freaking know. it's a little eloquent do you know how to pronounce it? I love you buddy how about uh Georgia Rule how about Parent Trap no that's too young, too young, too young um what else Kirby, Kirby, I really love it yo these balls coming back though a smidge, yeah a smidge works about a wee little bit. A tiny little tipple. Too fine. Yeah, do you remember when she was in... Remember when she didn't have like stupid lips that were injected with butthole juice? Freaky Friday. Yeah, Freaky Friday, Lindsay Lohan Slade. Are we going to watch 5 Pinball Machines at the same time? Ultimate Rio, it's going to be 5 Pinball Machines at the same time, and I'm going to do commentary on how people are doing, and then maybe interview people on what they are doing. For now, we are just waiting for them to get ready. To get ready. Ready. Get ready. Crazy Rock Man, I mean, yeah.
    73:03
    But Lindsay Lohan's character wasn't even as good as Edwin. She wasn't great. What made Mean Girls good was me. It's head to head.
    73:16
    It's head to head. Let me double check. Will you be getting any food? The only food I'll be consuming is made from hops, barley, and water.
    73:28
    I love it. PDA, gross! Rubberdecks are yellow. What do you want to talk about? I mean, she's amazed. She's amazed. And yeet. Don't forget the yeet.
    73:49
    We ate bread all yesterday. We went to a restaurant where they serve you a loaf of bread. We made it down. Fresh baked warm bread. And it's so good. And then Jack got soup and it came with a second loaf of bread, which we then ate. And then he had a side of pancakes, which he didn't eat. So I ate them.
    74:10
    as a side to my French joke. It was pretty disgusting. So here's how it goes. It's every division has four players, so it's a four-player game. You play three games, and it's 7-5-3-1, best of three games. So if you win all three games, that's 21 points. You obviously destroy, right? So there's four players in A, four players in B, four players in C, for players and whatever the crap they go down to, who cares? It's pretty awesome. Yo, I need that bread flip, though. I was telling them how much bread we ate yesterday. Oh my God, we ate so much bread. But you know what? Yo, go to Jaffer's East. Jaffer's East. They make that bread fresh, on the hour, and I'm telling you, internet, it's the best bread. I've never had bread like that. I don't even know what the crap it is. I only eat carbs, I eat crabs and have crabs. My life is crabs.
    75:13
    My daughter is a crab. We have a crab baby. Yeah, when's she going to wake up? Hopefully never. Oh, do you want to hang out with Charlie on the internet? That'd be fun.
    75:24
    Okay, so here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. So the battle has already popped off, all right? So playing right now on Twilight Zone, for the A division.
    75:38
    Now, top seed got to pick A. Jack confirmed for credit. Zach Sharp is player four, so I'm guessing he was high seed going into this, and he got to pick that he wanted to go last.
    76:00
    Player one is $20 million. Player 2 has like 44 million. Player 3 has about 7 million. And Zach is just getting started. I'm guessing... Oh, I said Twilight Zone right now. I don't know. Yeah, Twilight Zone. I'm guessing Zach is about to just blow the 70 loss in the zone on Ball 1.
    76:24
    Can you guys hear Joe screaming? I don't know what he was screaming about. but I'm guessing it's how expensive each of these games is to play.
    76:37
    Did you guys know it's really expensive here? It's expensive. So, B Division is playing on Black Knight.
    76:44
    All right, A Division is Josh Stark, Jack Stark, my buddy Stan Sauer, the dude back there with the red shirt on, that you can kind of see, maybe tiny,
    76:54
    and the fourth guy. whose name I immediately just forgot, but he's a buddy of mine. You heard he did great at Pinburg Grads, buddy. Thanks. It follows I did 20 out of 700 people.
    77:11
    Here's the issue. We can't see shit as viewers. Except if people can. You might. You can kind of see the back glass, right? A little bit.
    77:22
    You want to see this? Dad? Jack sounds underwater when he's behind the mic. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. You need a dedicated mic on Josh, sorry. He is hilarious. Oh, yes. The squares that Commodity's got are fantastic. I don't know. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
    77:45
    Yep, internet. Yep. Can you hit full room for me? Yes, I can. It's a dollar to play, $2 for three on Modern Experience in Toronto.
    78:05
    These pins are $1.35. Decket, Powerball, Payoff, or Multiball? I don't know. I'm sorry. Jack's working on it. Pinball Squares 2016. At least from this angle you can pretend to pinch to play the player's butt. Correct. I need a dime to play... Yeah, no, see the thing is, it's credit cards. You can use a credit card and that's why they can get away with it. Yeah, it's uh, there's some money here boys. So that's a little better.
    79:00
    I feel like you can't read the DMV as good as you could. I think this is about as good as we're going to get without interfering.
    79:08
    This is level 257. Type exclamation point location. Well, you don't have to do it. They can do it. Yeah, how is it $1.35 a thing?
    79:19
    Profit. They were like, oh, this is what I need for profit. And they did it. Yeah, you play and tell your credit cards to come in. Need commentary. Will do, buddy. Hold on.
    79:32
    There's Joe, playing on a 75-sex machine. So here's what I'm going to do. This is playing Black Knight.
    79:45
    Leave your credit card with a microphone in the mobile machine and play for hours. Joe Flip? Who's that guy? Who? The guy in the dark red polo just waves his magic wand and it's activated when he's not here. Oh, that's Cram Rampelsen. Oh, oh, old Cram.
    80:12
    Good old Cram Rampelsen. No, that ain't Timbalt, Joe. That's Joe. Ramp-Rampelson. So Mr. Clean right there is Sansawa. He was an unofficial member of Deadflip for a very long time.
    80:36
    He helped us fill in when some of the Deadflip members couldn't make it in. So let's see how he's doing right now.
    80:46
    He has 132 going on Twilight Zone. 9 robots. which means we've shot the camera. I'm going to put this right here.
    81:00
    I'm just going to stand and do commentary. There are dudes everywhere. There's a lot of dudes. No, no, that's good. They can still look at your pretty face.
    81:17
    Zdubs, we're not going to have 60 FPS for about two, three more days. Three more days. We air conditioning for the player?
    81:31
    Keep sleeping. She's alive. The baby's still alive, boys. So many dudes. And then Mrs. Rogers, Mrs. Rogers shot.
    81:42
    Alright. The stand is still climbing, I think. So, Stan ends ball one, he's player one, with $208 million.
    82:19
    You're good, brother. Uh, we're live streaming, yeah, there's a battle going on right now. Uh, no, it's...
    82:41
    60 parts for sausage. Oh, nice, Sam, yeah? What? That is a raw butthole. That is a full image of a butthole.
    83:02
    That is the best profile pic I have ever seen ever in my life. So, hold on. Let me go check the... Come on, Mrs. Sharp. I want to see where Mrs. Sharp is at.
    83:20
    So player two on Twilight Zone ended with 46, and Josh Sharp's walking up to ball two with 7 million.
    83:33
    By the way, Zach Sharp got 212 million on ball one. Let's see what Josh can do here. Raw buttholes. That's what I came here for.
    83:49
    Hmm? Hold on. I need you to relay this information to the Internet. All right. So, some insider information.
    84:04
    Both Sharp brothers have decided to wear adidas flip-flops as their footwear for the boys. Mother Sharp is also wearing some sort of sandal. They have a little bit more of a strap-on. All right, on Adams.
    84:23
    Player 1 has $33 million. Player 2 has $13 million, and Mrs. Sharp walked into Ball... Ball 2, I'm guessing, with only like a couple hundred thousand, but she has Seance going, so she can hit the ramp over and over. She's going to get $10 million a shot, and will immediately catch up with Player 2. Immediately.
    84:51
    She's amazing. Be my mom. And here's to me. It's a documentary, and she seems like a really sweet lady.
    85:14
    Watch your mouth, Barryman. and you don't want to call a woman the O word. Just keep double-clicking. Yeah.
    85:26
    Three million points. She ended up with three million points. I have a really good feeling, though, that much like Laura,
    85:35
    the interest of the wife isn't really driven that hard into them as far as yelling at them to play better. You want them to find it naturally. You probably don't want to scream at her that she's double-flipping and to figure it the hell out. Yeah.
    85:53
    Just be nice. She is killing that chair. Double-flip machine. The guy in Adam's family right now in the red shirt, his name is John Armstrong.
    86:04
    Cool dude. Has a lot of kids. Plays a lot of pinball. I don't know what to say about John. Alright, ball three, John ends with $39 million. Let's see what this polo dude can do.
    86:27
    Polo dude. By the way, Josh Sharps up to $73 million on the Addams Family. I mean, Twilight Zone. I mean, I've been drinking. Watermelon.
    86:37
    Third board. It's up to Mrs. Sharp to win this game. She needs 36 million. Very achievable on this game. Polo Dude has 18 mil. And that game is over. Ah, crap. That's fine. They play three games.
    87:14
    I'm finding everybody very interesting in how they decided to prep. By the way, are you sure you said bowl, which is like the trap? Yeah. It's like the key bowl, I think. The what? It's like the new bumper bowl.
    87:29
    So, that's incredible. Yeah, because, you know, it's like a ramp that you put the ball on. You put it on a platform.
    87:41
    For kids. So, like, I'm hearing cursing. By the way, again, Crazy Rock Man, thank you for that $3 donation. You are the business. I'm hearing the cursing. Nice, Owl.
    87:53
    Tell about comfort, yo. Yeah, we got some cracks. We got lots of sandals. Like everybody is wearing sandals. And Josh ends ball two with 142. Zach steps up to ball two with 212 million. Donate to kids, donate to kids. So, Joe Blasey here, just won on Black Knight, the very first game of B Division. What a boss. That's Roger wiping the fecal matter off his hands. Start a line dedicated pinball shoes.
    88:55
    It's actually on its way. So Zach started the multiball? The regular multiball, not the Powerball multiball.
    89:11
    Josh is going to be donating to kids all night. Roger Sharp is also wearing a ripped short of some kind and his cell phone on a holster on his mouth. So the B Division players just fired up the Adams family. That's Roger Sharp playing ball one and he puts poop in his bed. and C Division's currently playing Black Knight.
    89:52
    Now, Roger's not wearing gloves. He actually has a wrist support. All right, Scribble, love you, buddy. Have a good night, man.
    90:03
    Let's cut over to this. We just want to give a quick shout-out to everyone that's here. We love you guys so much. Thank you so much for coming. we were going to stream at home but randomly came out here to just have a good time, hang out with some of the cool people, and I love you and you were not set up on machine, but get rekt eat a butt, I'm your favorite you're my favorite, let's all make out I love you so much Orbital I think I'm starting to need a Rift report, number one from like carrying my daughter, and number two from all the fapping, and number three from playing pinball. You better love a T.A. Dingus. I'm Elvino. I love you, buddy. What a player. Did you know there's only one person manufacturing disco balls in America? What would that company be named? Do you know the company name? Boy, You can't start a podcast.
    91:09
    Jerry's Jisco Ball-O-Rama Incorporated LLC. See, he put the INC actually in his partnership name, but it is a partnership.
    91:22
    So he wanted the incorporated, but it didn't make sense for the S-Corp to go through because it is only him. So it is an LLC.
    91:30
    And yes, the daisies are cutting deep right now. You see a little Pac-Man there? Point it out. Yeah, they're everywhere. There's a freakin' Pac-Man. There's a Pac-Man. There's like a puck in the freakin' urinal shaped as Pac-Man. Yeah, the business plan changed. Exactly, Owl. I'm in. Okay, so, let's see what's going on on the internet. Fab damage. That's so good.
    91:59
    Uh, I don't know who that guy is, but he's also wearing flip-flops. but he's also wearing flip-flops and a hat.
    92:08
    So Zach was playing Powerball Mania, and he got it up to $77 million. So that money you do not get up front, that comes after the fact. So Twilight Zone is a great game that you do not want to tilt ever, effing ever, ever, ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever.
    92:29
    Ever. The scores on the Adams family are a little abysmal, but that's okay. It's only ball one.
    92:50
    $500,000 for player one, which is Roger. $18 million for player two. And currently the guy playing has $2 million with some locks ready to go. Yeah, pro stretch, get some flip-flops. That's what I'm saying. Yo, our daughter is straight up mad at me. It's amazing. She's never flipped so well. Like that. She threw that ball down that contractor. She didn't even flinch. I don't think that's the home run on there, Owl. No. So Zach is just slaying some jackpots. Before that jackpot, he had $359 million.
    93:38
    That jackpot was $60 million. All right, he's at $420, boys. Can we get some blazes up in the chat, please?
    93:55
    Here comes Carmen Barone. stepping up to the Adams family with zero points. Ball one. Let's see what he can do.
    94:04
    Carmine, an awesome player. Who's the first player on that one? What's that? Who's the first player on that one? Roger. Really? Yeah. Big one. Deadflip White Noise Sweeping App. Pinball and ding-dongery. It's just me yelling and drinking beer. And then pinball. And maybe some bowling.
    94:26
    Omega National Products in Louisville, Kentucky is the last physical ball manufacturer in America. T.O. Pinhead. I love you, dude.
    94:39
    Oh, man. Yeah, I don't know why I know that. Yo, Roger is getting dumped on by this machine. It is not, it's not treating him well.
    94:51
    Dr. Ball, too, he has 900,000. But you know what's going to happen? He's about to tear it open. It's me AJ, what's going on buddy? Zach was up there forever.
    95:03
    My boy Stan up on Twilight Zone. We got Red Ball. Zach ended at $569 million after Ball 2. We got Joe now.
    95:18
    Joe Blasey just yelled, oh it swamped me. I don't know what that means. Uh, is that what he said? Also, um, yeah, there's a swamp in this game.
    95:32
    Joe Blasi I don't consider a B-level player. He's an A-level player. He doesn't really go out of... He doesn't travel further than 25 miles to go compete in. What are you looking at? No, I'm just saying... My eyes are up here, buddy. He probably didn't do very well because he didn't want to dump his money into the ancient sheath. Yeah, the swamp donkey. I got swamped! Swamp donkey. It came out of the swamp, jumped right down the middle. Yeah, it called the swamp donkey. Yeah. I got swamped. You got swamped. God, I love Joe. I would love to visit this place. Dragoon Anime, type exclamation point location. We are at level 257 in Schaumburg, buddy. Alright, so whoever this ding-dong is, the Adams family, got some good stuff going.
    96:28
    Joe's armpits are small for him to look at. Pinball's hard, man. So player one on TAF has $900,000. Player two has $22 million. Player three has $4 million. This guy currently playing right now.
    96:48
    I think I'm going to call him Alex. On Twilight Zone, player one has $233 million. So that automatically is... That's at least second place so far.
    97:11
    Player two is still cranking, but he's only at about $70. Zach is like annihilating that game so far. Joinked? Donkey? Yeah. Joinked. Definitely got Tom Donkey. Actually, I think he got Joinked. I really like what Jack did with that. Player 2 just ended with 86 on ball 3, so Player 2, that is a 0 for him.
    97:37
    Josh walking up to ball 3 with 143 million. Has at least 1 point if he can't pull this out. These are athletes, for Freak's sake.
    98:07
    Uh, yeah, everybody's getting lucky, I guess. Whoever is in the fourth player. Who is fourth on Twilight Zone? Player four? Okay. Scores look pretty good from here. Do you see the scores on Adam's Family Dome? Player 1. Player 3 on the Adams family was able to pull out a 24 to pass player 2. Nice.
    98:52
    Player 4 is walking into ball 2. Walking into ball 2 with 2.4 million. He's got a bit of a hill to climb, but this game will shit points on you if you know what to hit. Donate the kids. It's a two-shot game, boys. Two shots.
    99:11
    Straight down the middle and straight down the middle. No. Always want to double flip the flipper. Okay, flip it. Okay. And, um... Do you know what the two shots are on the Edelman family, Laura?
    99:27
    Tearcase. And the tearcase. That's what I... That's always what I hit. The tearcase and the chair. Yeah. You shoot the scoop, you let the bear, then you shoot the ramp, which is the staircase. Yep. Back and forth. Well, actually, it's called the bear kick ramp. It's called the bear kick ramp. You like it? Yeah. All right.
    99:48
    This is Roger's redemption. Let's see if he can pull it out, boys. The Addams Family. Roger Sharp. Talking to his wife. He's like, what the crap are all these nerds doing here with cameras? Bears. This is a crock of shit. And she's like, it's all right, sweetie. You're the best. She kissed him on the cheek. He threw up a little bit in his mouth so he's gonna wipe his hands off. And he wipes the game off because some dude had really greasy, poopy hands. Here it goes. Lost. In the zone. Except for on the Addams Family. Which is Tour of the Mansion.
    100:23
    Someone just hit my camera. Want me to go stand there? Where? Back to that camera. We're fine. Awwww.
    100:42
    So Roger started the Mamuska, which is a fast scoring mode where every target gives points, extra points. Your target's actually worth $250,000. Yeah, it's $7.25 out of that.
    101:05
    You paid for the whole seat, but you only need the edge. Doctor's up to $9 million. A substantial jump from his $900,000. Roger ends with 17 million, which is good enough for one point if player four cannot pull something together. Joe Blasi is a monster. Monster of the Midway. Joe is the bid. Josh is up to $285 million. He has passed his brother's score. So we'll see if he can really climb that hill. This Oh, did I say pass his brother's score? I meant half his brother's score. Half, he has half of his brother's score. Charadactyl. Sweet pitch as hell if I got something wrong with this ball.
    102:35
    Nothing but respect for Mr. Rogers. Sharp. Nothing but respect. So, Zach won the A Division that game.
    102:51
    Then Josh came in second. Player one came in third. Player two came in fourth. So Zach took that point.
    103:03
    That gives him seven points? Yeah. What was it? Seven three volume? Zero? I don't remember. I'm sorry.
    103:13
    Laura, you're the silver one here, ya dingo. Doesn't mean I'm listening. Grab a snack, bitch. The wings weren't very expensive.
    103:31
    Would I want to get my hands on it Do you know if you played any free stream characters That uh dead characters Yep I think I been spinning them on Christmas You can't really be playing, right? No, just keep getting out of it. I didn't bring my stand. I didn't bring the green one. I just put one stand in the green. You put one stand in the green? You have to monitor, like, all these pieces and cameras. Uh, yeah. Yeah. People are watching the, uh, food pant. There's only 60, 70 people. Wow. We're just, it's honestly just gross commentary talking about sandbox or something. I'm noticing your shoe choice. Your family is big on the Adidas sandals. Yeah, I got a pair from Zach's.
    104:19
    Appreciate making two for one. It looks like mom is also into sandals. I was just, uh... We keep it casual. Yeah, there you go.
    104:29
    So why don't you go ahead and do it? I don't know. I mean, never do something like that. I was going to say, you're a 10. You're only 5'1". Yeah, Laura, you're like what, 5? 5'1". You and my mom are the fight to the death. Arm wrestle. Here we go. What brought you out here? Nothing. You know, we've been here for a long time. Every time we go to IKEA, we see it. Yeah. Um, Josh, can we get a no, not like this? Yeah, right? So, B, just so you know, you can flip over to this, and then people can make fun of how sexy I look. Sup, people? It's Mr. Blake. How dat do? How you doing, buddy? Good to see you, man. Tramps. All right, let's move the camera here. Alright, let's move the camera here a little bit. Yeah, we got a bunch of business to do. Whoever's choosing the games, they only want to play Adam Stanley, Twilight Zone, and Black Knight. Pterodactyl, love ya. Where that baby at? It's over there. Here, switch over to multiplayer. It's over there. Here, push over to the player.
    105:53
    Oh! Did that flake your roach? I shouldn't be touching it. Alright, put it back in full, full. That baby was under that plastic. Sorry guys, I've been drinking.
    106:12
    Um... Just totally dropped the camera. I'm a boss. I play the poop out of Gorgar. Yo, Wonko, if you're still here, man, I would gladly take one of those Gorgars if you're willing to ship it the hell out here. I might be able to help you ship it.
    106:35
    Cathode, what's up, buddy? Good playing pins with you, dude. Back on the wagon. Mommy! I ain't playing pinball. Drunk streaming is what I do best. Ikea baby bird. Let's go. Yeah. How long are they open? I hear they have beer. Are they on stage time or are they on photographer time here? I don't know. That would be ridiculous. Uh, we're just doing commentary on the battles that are going on. Are you in BBA? What am I in? I'm in. There you go. How you doing so far? Uh, I'm in. Oh yeah. Oh, you're blowing. Your dad is...B? My man. Dave! Joe? Also B? I took second on the Adams. Get out. Oh, he's my man.
    107:31
    I love Joe. He's so great. He's so great. I love you. Hey, Dad, do you guys have any more stuff? Yeah, you know, I work a lot during the week. This weekend I tied off. That's fine. When do you close the game? Friday. Oh, okay. I'm going to go to the club. I want Rod to put me into the Powerball for you. Okay. He'll do it. Or he'll just take us on him. No, he can eject the Powerball from the gumball. Yep. I'm the highest hero. Play your game. Careful, don't trip on me. Oh! So Joe screaming tilt is maybe my favorite thing ever on season one. Very! You can't tilt around him without any vocal and loud things that ever happen. The epitome of your tilt over count is Joe saying tilt. Yeah! So left. So could I choose one of these games out in the wild and selfie with it and it would shout for a year? That's cheating. So Laura, you see this? You didn't give him permission to do it in Hawaii. No, I gave him permission to play tonight or next month and then I'll have to go off the flyer. Okay. You see that blue ghost figure? That verifies that you're here. I'm talking to people like you. I don't know. Maybe you guys have your new facility and you get like an M, an Oradar, a Black Knight and a Pac-Man. And you can just go to the ship. I get it. taking selfies, playing for like 12 hours. Not even the location.
    109:06
    Those patins are like 12% shit. I'm in. Joe's pretty irritated by the amount of money it costs to play with. It's a little high. She was irritated by a lot of things.
    109:24
    It's an expensive hobby, but they're all very cheap. Yeah. One of them chills. Oh yeah, Roger did film. Yeah, Roger filmed it. That's alright boys. Don't worry about it. Does Mark have a white flag?
    109:40
    Joe did not have a timer after that. No. I don't think he cares. He just walked right up. Oh yeah, he just walked right to it. They're a bunch of ways.
    109:54
    How's he doing? So he's like flying high right now. Don't get no... So the A Division players right now are on Gorgar. Player 1 has 74,000. Player 2 has 70... Player 2 only has...
    110:18
    On Gorgar? I don't need it. Yeah, my bad. So, here, we'll raise this up, boys, so I can talk to you without leaning over. Yeah, Roger Scarp is my dad, absolutely.
    110:35
    Don't tell him. He's everyone's dad. He gets around. Don't tell his wife. So, we're looking at $74,000 for Player One.
    110:50
    Only... What was that? 2,700... Oh, no. So it's 74,000 for player 1, 27,000 for player 2, 20,000 for player 3, and... Yo, I can't read those chores. You just blew it up.
    111:17
    I don't know what's wrong with that kid. Ha ha ha! 75, 28, 200,000, 130. Alright, that's the order. And that's ball three.
    111:30
    Yeah, this is ball three going right now. Stan Sawa, Stan Sweet and Sawa, about to tear it up. We have a so in Polish we call it owl, so everyone gets an owl and gets owls all the time. Like, this whole house, owls everywhere. He was walking around replay effects with, like, fucking yogi pants on. Like, white, I'm standing on a beach doing, like... Dude, Jay, when his friend came up, he's like, this is the most comfortable off-the-field speed to play pinball. My man.
    112:03
    Oh, man. All right, what do we got? So, that was ball three. So, that's good for... Okay. So, player one definitely has at least third place. Okay. So player one is third place, player two has zero points. Well, thanks for the scarves for battling. Josh and Zach are battling for first and second.
    112:29
    Alright, Doc Brown, have a good one, buddy. Love ya. This place is enormous. It truly is. It's out of control big.
    112:38
    Thanks for the follows, guys. Thanks for being awesome. This is my penis. This is my shirt. Wait, don't follow my wife, you creep! Josh Sharp with $222,000 which means Zach is at $139,000 $135,000 So Zach has to beat Josh to take first because Josh was sitting in first place Zach has to beat $222,000 He's at $142,000 Here we go boys $145,000 148.
    113:22
    The last game of B Division is looking pretty... I'm up on B. All right, good luck, buddy. Let's see what Kami can do on B. Just get lost in the zone, dude.
    113:34
    Calm down. Just shoot the thing and get back in the zone. Her arm is going to be unusable tomorrow. Yeah, there you go. Use the device.
    113:50
    I love drunk moms. They may be my favorite kind of mom. Alright, Zach and Josh are razzing each other. They're smiling and laughing.
    114:00
    And Zach has 218. He's got to be 222. 219. And there's the win. Zach takes it. So Zach took first on that game. Josh took second. Player one took third and player two took fourth. So I believe the gentleman that got a zero on the previous game also got a zero on this game, which means he is 100% completely out of the run. You guys are having fun looking at my ass while I'm doing commentary. Am I hungry or do I want another beer? Dude, can I tell you something? Oh, you can do better. Yeah. Oh, is he talking?
    115:06
    My man. Nice booty. More beer! I need, like, maybe one more beer. I don't want to eat. I just want a drink. You want an Ardeza? Yeah.
    115:19
    I love this guy. I don't gotta pay for that next beer. Here's what's great about that exchange. I paid $3 for his beer, he's going to pay $7 for my beer.
    115:33
    When it was $3. Cookie is Bravo. Get another beer, boys. You're hungry, perhaps. I need that barley, baby.
    115:51
    So Joe going into ball two is actually killing this. Double Danger Pinball Youth. What up Double D? Double G! He was crackin' buddy. Who just tried to golf for a commentary? Who won? Golf com- oh am I too loud? No, the golfer is like the golf commentary voice. I'll be- I'll be- so he steps up to the bat and um... I heard one. Two? Two suits. He's got it. Joe kicked my microphone. You should probably get away from me.
    116:28
    Yeah, it's super funny. I love you. And he... Carmen bought me a beer. Where... Where's your beer? I'm waiting. I got two people coming. And I need to pace myself. Do you have friends outside of us?
    116:42
    I'm just kidding. I love you. Carmen, can I just say something, man? I've missed you, brother. I need to... I need to come out to this. I might bring this up.
    116:57
    Absolutely. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, baby! Holy shit, dude. Let's go. Yeah, I'm ready. Alright, let's make it happen. Lord Squeak, what the frickin' frick are you frickin' frickin'?
    117:23
    You just pasted the same link 90 times, you dildo. Lady Luck? I love you. Lady Luck? Yeah. I'm sure it's... Lord, I love you buddy. Alright, let's get back to the pinball action. What the hell is a safe distance hug, Jack? Grind your crotch into a... Okay. Calm down, guys. I'm a full body hugger. Seriously. I'm super tall. Mouth hugs, body hugs, we do it all. We do it all.
    117:56
    Come on, it's the 90s. Everybody's doing that now. Let's party! I'm surprised we haven't dropped any trains here. Alright, um...
    118:07
    Oh my god, really? Let's go. I'm going to see an island. I love the island. I love it. I do. It was one with like, what are astrology people? Like what's that female astrology? It's palm reader kind of thing? It was like, it was teal, black, and green.
    118:47
    And it was one of the basic things. Really? Yeah, Laura, take over please. Can you roll the baby over here, please? It's starting to shift. I wanted Roger to pick that. Roll Miamic. Jackson, watch Miamic. What's Miamic? Two and... Move up. Okay.
    119:16
    I really hope she wakes up soon. She's not gonna. Hey, uh, Dumbledanger Pinball, just wanted to let you know, uh, the Dumbledanger shirt I wore last night made it on TV. Like, it's, it just happened. Oh, is that the one that was, uh... At the Cubs game. I wore it to the Cubs game. Can you roll the baby over there? Uh, the baby is made of wheels. Baby is sitting in a stroller right now, placing it. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Jody from CERN might want to do a family trip. His family, our family, go to the Brookfields. Yeah, I want to go to the zoo. I've never been to the Brookfields. Babies. He's not going to want to sleep tonight. I know, Berryman, that's the thing. If Jack doesn't sleep with the babies, sleep in the same room as the babies, I don't think he realizes that if she does not wake up, I'm so screwed.
    120:24
    It was on body cam footage from the Coppola residence? Correct. Your mama. The ferryman's got the right idea. The baby's not going to sleep tonight.
    120:42
    Want me to wake her up? That's kind of stuck. I don't know. These places on the internet, like the paparazzos, are constantly trying to get Charlie on the internet. Oh, yeah. It's a real thing. It's a problem.
    120:54
    No, it's fine. Even if we woke her up, she'd probably try to go back to sleep. It's just so calming in here.
    121:04
    It's dark. Yeah. It's like being in the womb. 59 viewers. Where are we at? How are things going? How many more plays to each team? I think we're looking at the last B Division game. Okay.
    121:29
    A Division, I think, is on their second game right now. And C Division... Oh, no. I'm sorry. A Division is on their third game. They're playing Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man. You might have to relay that and they can't hear you. Okay. Did you guys hear that? A Division is on their third game. B Division is on their third game. B Division is done.
    121:55
    Which is interesting, because you would think A Division would be taking a lot longer. They always take longer.
    122:02
    But I think that in this particular situation, A Division and B Division are both pretty close in how skilled they are.
    122:11
    So the gameplay is taking about the same amount of time. Uh, record chart just finished off drinking something out of a giant like mason jar, a huge mason jar. Internet, can I get a Kappa123 just to know that you're alive? Thank you, Olivia. There are these gentlemen here, the men in the suits. They've been here since we've been here and they, I think they came with a conference or group which is... Are you talking shit on people? No, I'm not. I'm impressed with how long they've been playing pinball and, like, have not interacted with the group that they're with at all. Oh, just like right here at Old Business, too? Yes, all three of them have been here. Killing it on the machine. Yeah, right there.
    123:39
    Like, on the other side of the bar, I tell you, there's a... Is that uncomfortable for this guy, do you think, to have this camera aimed at the back of his head? Yeah, probably. I'm going to move that back.
    123:53
    Roger Tarf takes out his fight. It's over. Alright, now we got a child and a man in a fishing gear ready to go.
    124:06
    The FBI's taking a break to play football. Yeah. Oh, uh, Jason wants in also. Oh, damn. By the way, Internet. TV show news coming really soon.
    124:46
    So, Carmen had $50 million and tilted out his ball and threw away, I want to say, from what it looked like, 50 to 60 million points to double his score. And would have been in first place, ya frickin' ding dong. Ya dildo ding dong. Vail Chippa, I love you.
    125:08
    My wife was just asking where you've been. This is my wife right here. This is Laura. Let's look at Laura. You're in a wedding ring.
    125:21
    So do I. Mine's rubber. So I don't have my finger ripped off when I'm rock climbing. Which I never do.
    125:32
    Rock the Trap just locked up Ball 1 for a multi-ball on Twilight Zone. Sitting on $26 million right now.
    125:42
    Uh, no. Spooking is Bravo. No. Not Facebook official. Jack, is New York K-Bar opening Griffith Indiana yesterday? Oh, yeah? Where's Griffith?
    125:55
    So, Roger just did something unexpected, but I guess it makes sense because he's on ball three and needs to pull out something.
    126:03
    Nope, he did it and he shouldn't have done it. He went for a skill shot, folks. Aw, what do I give you, like? You never go for the skill shot. But he's a fucking part robot.
    126:14
    Good for him. That kid could probably kick down a door. The little kid with the most badass cast. It's not even a cast. That thing looks like a robot boot. Robot boot. You never know when you... Yeah, rock climbing. Yo. Rock climbing. I love rock climbing.
    126:36
    Jackie, new arcade bar opening. Griffith. Yeah, I saw that. What a rookie. All right, let's go find out how everything went. I love you.
    126:50
    Internet. I'm not talking to my wife. I'm talking to you guys. Okay, so... Oh, he's over there asking everybody.
    127:08
    I was hoping that you could see my camera so I could do a voiceover. You guys, let it go. Oh! went pretty well. Cool, what'd you get? Uh, I got a 10 on that machine. Cool, good for you. Uh, I got, I got a 100 on that one. Wow, awesome. Pterodactyl balls. Uh, the bread This place is called Dapper's Eat. It's a shiz. Uh...
    127:48
    Nice! That's good! You guys did get free credit on that machine. It's alright. It has seven tables right now. But... It's only $25 per play. On Ghostbusters and the Cowcats. It's just an amazing galchipa. I like that. Berryman? No. No. No, it is not better than there. It's like, it's a greasy spoon, but they serve you a loaf of bread. Just get a coffee in a local brand space. Never tried the skill shot on a T&D on competition. Yeah, Jack was telling me that, I guess, in Pittsburgh, he was doing all sorts of insane stuff that he doesn't usually try. I thought he was drunk, so him telling me that he's not as good when drunk, it's surprising. Drunk Jack taking more risks, you would think. But that's cool. But for him, he did really well. I guess a lot of these people were there too. How many of you were at Pinbird? And how was the meetup? I wish I was there. It sounded like a lot I saw some pictures. School giveaway.
    129:23
    You guys will be there next year. Zach Sharp won A by a substantial, staggering amount. Meaning, first place every time.
    129:35
    He annihilated it. I never tried the skill shot on ZZ. You never should, ever. Never go for it. Unless you need 10 million points to win, never go for that seal shot ever freaking ever it puts it in the pop bumpers which kills you instantly someone buy Joe a beer Joe's not going to take the beer air travolta I'm glad did you win anything?
    130:16
    Jack's messing with the baby. Yeah. She's probably going to end up waking up in the car on the way home, and she's going to scream at the top of her lungs.
    130:40
    Oh, you won some beans. That's very cool. Right, baby? Kimball, air Kimball's up. Dude, Air Travolta, what's up? Thank you for coming.
    130:49
    I was just asking them about meet-ups. If they want anything at the meet-ups? Yep. This is Charlie. You probably can't see her. I hit the microphone. Can't read.
    131:00
    There's a baby in here. Well, everybody looks more sophisticated with jeans on their coffee table. That is for sure. Did we just both get a text? It's a text about data. Oh. It's a hotspot. We're using all the data. Uh-oh. Yeah, we're on a shared plan now, so Laura gets this next call. Barry, man, it's the skill shot zine. The skill shot zine.
    131:29
    But it's on the server, right? Yeah. I think I'm going to take a group photo with all the sharps, including Mama Sharp. Put it on your shoulder. This is a ball drive.
    131:48
    It's your mom on my show. Okay, well, very much. A zine is like more of an independent thing where. It's like a homemade magazine. Yeah, a homemade magazine.
    132:01
    And not mass produced. How close are they? How close together are they? Like, yeah, how old was the little one? So, like, two years old when you had the second one? He was still in diapers?
    132:42
    I don't know. It's 36 weeks. I don't know. My best recommendation is, like, if we ever become one of those, having two diapers on the same time.
    133:00
    Yeah, that's insane. It's a full-time job at that point, 100%. I mean, she takes a lot of diapers, for sure.
    133:16
    She's doing pretty well so far. I'm home for now. It's summer. I know, I know. You make that face. Oh, yeah, he's going to be great. He's not going to get any work done.
    133:44
    He's going to scream. They're gonna hang out with her. Yeah, the internet really started to care for babies. Yeah. But it's gonna be hard to get any work done with a baby. You've tried it. I tried it. It sucks. And it's like... I mean, really... Oh, you don't want to nap now? Okay.
    134:05
    You gotta wake up. Hi, my baby! Yeah, I just think about it really hard. There you go, buddy. Hi.
    134:36
    Uh, eight weeks. She's sleeping okay. She wanted to party from 4 to 5 last night. But it was mostly like making snort noises and rolling around in the crib. So, two weeks ago it was like, hey I'm up. What are we doing now? Yeah. Hey buddy. Laura tell Jack he's a ding dong for me so Bye, pterodactyl. Bye, pterodactyl balls.
    135:36
    And no food. Check the Babos thereadesamAnnoying all i wanna say is thanks development for you boys.
    136:30
    That's Charlie Danger, everybody. Alright, folks. We're probably going to close up the stream here. Everything's over. I'll see you tomorrow. Maybe we're going to play on some... What do you want to play, Charlie?
    136:44
    Stargazer. All right, we'll play some Stargazer. Thanks, Charles. You're the best. My daughter, Charlie. Best daughter, too.
    137:06
    Alright boys, have a good one, I love you, sweet dreams, and lip out. Laura, here, let me show you guys.
    137:21
    Just trying to eat my hand. Cutest baby! Charlie, Charlie, what are you doing? Why are you so fat? What happened? you've been you've been eating too much what a ding-dong what are you smiling at you all right boys good night I love you
    137:53
    yeah you probably want to eat huh okay