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Hosts rant about TX Sector's poor wizard goal design and Gottlieb Premier soullessness.
Stern made the Stern Pinball VR app announcement, not Farsight; Stern controls the product and customers should address complaints to Stern first
high confidence · Chris and Jared directly observed Stern's active Facebook engagement vs Farsight's silence on the announcement
TX Sector has poorly designed wizard goals, including a 'non-value extra ball' goal that is vaguely explained and requires earning special without also collecting extra ball simultaneously
high confidence · Chris spent extensive time on these goals and detailed the confusion; goal text/instructions inadequate
Gottlieb Premier games (post-1985 Gottlieb) are 'soulless' compared to EM Gottlieb or Data East equivalents like No Good Gophers
medium confidence · Chris's subjective assessment based on gameplay experience with Teed Off, El Dorado, and comparison to EM titles
Fireball is a one-ball table where only locked balls carry over between rounds, yet it's more enjoyable than TX Sector despite this limitation
high confidence · Chris observes the game design and explains why multiball/zipper flippers create engaging gameplay
Wire gates in Farsight's pinball tables have a known collision bug since Black Hole that causes unnatural ball acceleration and warping through gates
high confidence · Beta tester confirms this is a documented issue affecting Centaur, Medieval Madness, Comet; Robert (developer) acknowledged it and wanted to fix it
Plunger mechanics in Farsight tables are inconsistent—pull speed affects ball speed differently than real physics would allow
high confidence · Chris tested PS4 controller plunging on Steam; full back+fast release vs full back+hold release produce different results
Pinball Arcade has released Stern Pinball app on Gear VR but neither host has access to test it
high confidence · Chris mentions waiting for Oculus embargo to lift; joked about expense request to Fast Pinball to buy Galaxy S7
“Stern is the one that made the announcement... Stern essentially, it is their app. It's not Farsight's app, and they kind of proved it to that point.”
Chris Frebus @ Early in episode — Establishes that Stern owns and controls the VR app, not Farsight; directs customer complaints appropriately
“That's why it's a non-value extra ball. Way to go, guys. Thanks for clarifying that. Please earn a null extra ball, where null equals zero.”
Chris Frebus @ Mid-episode — Sarcasm highlighting the absurdity of the poorly explained TX Sector wizard goal
“I love the EM. The EM is fun... Whereas City of Gold is like, oh, I can't get away from this fast enough.”
Chris Frebus @ Mid-episode — Contrasts the charm of EM games with the soullessness of Gottlieb Premier titles
“Because it's hard. Those outlanes are mean, hungry outlanes... And that's what's cool about that game. It's just a mind frack, really.”
Chris Frebus @ Late-episode — Explains why Fireball is engaging despite being a one-ball table; difficulty and unpredictability create enjoyment
“It's a known issue. It's been around since Black Hole, actually. That all the wire gates in Farsight have a collision issue.”
Jared Morgan @ Late-episode — Confirms long-standing technical bug affecting multiple tables; shows beta tester awareness
“The spring strength should not be determined on how fast you pull and release. If you pull all the way back, it should have the exact same strength.”
Jared Morgan @ Late-episode — Points out physics inconsistency in plunger implementation that breaks realism
“It looks like something's quite wrong with the game when it's playing like that.”
Jared Morgan @ Late-episode — Notes that visible gate warping destroys immersion and breaks the illusion of authentic pinball physics
community_signal: Pinball Arcade beta testing cycle proceeding with new UI on mobile platforms in early stages; Indy 500 announced as next table; gate/plunger issues being tracked for re-testing
high · Jared mentioned early beta of new mobile UI; Indy 500 next table; beta testing still active; hosts plan to raise gate issue again in beta
design_philosophy: Gottlieb Premier pinball games (post-1985) lack soul and personality compared to EM-era Gottlieb and Data East titles; described as 'soulless' and 'going through the motions'
high · Chris's extended critique comparing Teed Off vs No Good Gophers, El Dorado City of Gold vs EM titles; clear personality and engagement differences cited
personnel_signal: Farsight Studios positioned as technical contractor/developer for Stern's VR app, with Stern making all product and communication decisions; Farsight's visibility/involvement minimal
high · Chris observed Stern highly active on Facebook announcement while Farsight posted minimally; no Farsight beta testers seen VR app build; hosts conclude 'it's Stern's boat, not Farsight's'
announcement: Zen Studios released Independence Day Resurgence mobile game featuring character/likeness of pinball community member Bobby Lorcher; speculation about Independence Day pinball table possibility
medium · Jared mentioned Zen released new game; Bobby's likeness in game; Chris speculated Fox Digital might bring ID4 pinball to Zen; no official announcement yet
product_concern: TX Sector wizard goals are poorly designed and vaguely explained, particularly the 'non-value extra ball' goal which offers no meaningful gameplay value and contradicts normal play patterns
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high · Chris detailed confusion over goal mechanics; goal text/instructions inadequate to explain requirement; goal serves no purpose in normal gameplay
sentiment_shift: Hosts express appreciation for Fireball despite (or because of) its one-ball constraint; engaging difficulty and multiball/zipper flipper chaos create enjoyment contrasting with TX Sector frustration
medium · Chris went from complaining about one-ball tables to enjoying Fireball; cites mean outlanes, unpredictable zipper flippers, and geometry changes as making it 'fun' and a 'mind frack'
technology_signal: Plunger mechanics in Farsight tables inconsistent with real physics; pull speed and release timing affect ball velocity in ways that don't match spring behavior, making skill shots unreliable
high · Chris tested on PS4 controller: full back+fast release vs full back+hold produce different velocities; affects Comet, Taxi, Fireball skill shot consistency
technology_signal: Wire gates in Farsight's pinball emulation have a known collision/warping bug since Black Hole that causes unnatural ball acceleration and spoils physics illusion; affects Centaur, Medieval Madness, Comet, Fireball
high · Jared confirmed this is a documented issue tracked by beta testers; Robert (developer) acknowledged and expressed desire to fix; gate warping visibly breaks immersion