Are you going to be in traffic or something? Do you want to talk to each other? Come on, nerd. Nerd. Um, alright, so... We are live. You're... I guess you're welcome to just start. I guess you're... Yeah, I'm gonna be right back. I don't understand. Why do I do? Jaden, thanks for hosting. Hitman, what's up? We're doing a little tweaking to the scoop of the twilight zone and then we're going to be good to go. God, all these empty kumbo machine spots. I have a pen in my hand. Huh? Okay, so good, the whole thing is loose, that's easier. Deadflip just went live. Like Buddha. Or not. Just say like Buddha and that doesn't work. I don't think I can lean it on his camera system. Oh yeah, that's way loose. That screws like a fallout. What's this? The slot machine. This thing is ready to hit the bottom of the cabinet. So that's why it pops out so fast? That's why it's erratic. Oh. I couldn't even know if it was on the screw, it was so loose. Everything on this game is loose. The target is loose. So once you tighten everything up it kind of makes for... It should be much more consistent assuming that something isn't broken. I'm down. Good morning. Yes. Yesterday I saw the movie Kingsman. I recommend going to see it. Oh, that's that, like, hit James Bond one, right? He's falling first. Meow. Oh, man. This thing was literally about to hit, like, the bottom of the cabinet. Oh, really? It was falling off that bad. It was basically falling off. I need to check the e-ball. Yeah, dude. Check your flippers, too. They're about to... I don't want to lean against your canvas. Oh no, you're fine. I think it was hit the camera, no? Oh, here. A little bit. Like racing it. You're looking at the ceiling right now, folks. We're just doing a little quick repair action here. He's just doing some tightening. Not a bad idea. Okay, where are the other clippers on this camera? See, look at that thing. That was loose. Wow, that's gross. There it is. This is wrong. Yeah, Jaded, it was cool actually getting to see you stream last night, man. Chuck's here to break it again. Oh, by the way, this is just for everyone here. The back left leg, the top bolt is completely loose and it won't tighten. So if you hit it, you can hit it. Just, you know, don't, you know, hit it. So don't try and death save or slide death save. No, that's via the back left link here. Game will literally just fall over. The top. Well, it's back left link because it faces us. Pinballs are great people, too. That's right. I'm sure everything in this game is good. Take care of the critical stuff. Like, the target next to the scoop was also about to fall off. So, our secret game is coming and we're going to be playing it all next week. Slash. Wizard of Oz. Everyone wants a Woz. No, I don't want a Woz. I'm going to get WWE. We get one loaded. That's fun. So WWE, you get a Woz. There's also, I mean, there's, you know, there's a couple of other games that we've That's fun. So WWE? There's also, I mean, there could be Stargazer. Walking Dead? Could be Walking Dead. Could be Walking Dead. Who's that? Awaken Dead? What? Awaken Dead. There's like an LED strip. Is that all right? I don't know what this is. We're just going to ignore it? Yes. Absolutely. There wasn't anything there, right? No. The card is gone? I think there was something there. Is it on top of the cabinet now? No. Is it in the game? Oh, that's a good place to put the camera. You know, lay it right in. Cover it back up. Oh, yes, there definitely was a card there. I remember the design of it. Look, it's in the back of the game now. That's in the back now? Yeah. Is it, like, reachable? Yeah, I can lift it up and then you should be able to see it. Break my finger. Break my fucking finger. Ooh, there's a quarter in here. Where do the balls live? Look at, why are you... The balls live right here. What the fuck is this? Like, why is this even in here? Anywho. They sit right here and then they feed in. Oh, look over here. Some balls live in there, too. Yep. Some balls live in there. They're not kicked in yet, though. That's the drain. So when the game powers up, it's going to kick them into the... Mo pinball, mo problems. Yeah, no kidding. We're just fixing that scoop problem. The pinball tightens up straight in the targets, too, I think. Buffalo pinball says, yeah, the cart's all in. Yeah, that's when the target was, like, leaning to the right. Yeah, that target was in. Oh. Babe, that's it. We're ready. Amazing what a core turn of a French will do. Are you ready? I thought I was going to clean it up. No. No, I'm not. It's fine. You're tired. Let's get you out of here. It's fine. No, I'm tired. Somebody's not so good. You're lucky like you did last night. I haven't had nothing but crap luck. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. I went to Brixey's last night, went in cold, and put up a nightly flutter on a Star Trek. Then Ozzie and Dead Evil, and then a good old camp Batman, and then one more thing. Cool. Let's do it. Close. Hey, the time's a little long. Oh yeah, I was going to throw my work on it too. You want me to throw my level on this? Yeah, yeah. You want me to throw my level on this? Yeah, throw it on the level. You don't see another one of these chairs sitting around here, do you? There it is. It's not in the hall. Why is it in here? Look at that. What? What is this? Oh, there's a shoe thrown inside. There's nothing laying here. Hold that, too. Hold that too. Put it on the seat. Cool. We're having a little fun here, little boys. Yeah, Jamie, I saw your Guns N' Roses was like touching the ceiling in your room, man. That was insane. Yeah, those legs can't go up. It could go down a little bit. Let's bring the front up, I guess. Good. A little bit better. Good job. Robotic future legs. Why is that not a thing? Is there telescoping legs? Yeah, are there... Why is that not a thing? Is there telescoping legs? Yeah, for pinball machines. It should be permanent. Yeah. Just drop it down. It's like, oh, here comes Chuck. Yeah. That'll work. Oh, no, I was just thinking that. It's like a priest cut box. So you're one player, two players. Yeah. That would be a chill nightmare. This thing's kind of... It's a little loose. Oh, no, it goes on. You have to... It's a little janky. Bionic implants. This looks great. Push it down a little bit so we can get some crystal. Can you guys hear us? Is there talking going on? Yeah? It's not a party without Chuck and Crystal. Break out the champagne. Good evening, Pinheads, and welcome back to Death Flip Pinball. Today is day three on Twilight Zone. Nick Campbell will not be with us until March. He's gone. He's out driving around doing whatever Nick does. Our alternate Jeff Cooper will be standing in for Nick Campbell. I wish we were playing you guys. Yeah. It's going to be fun. Yeah, oh man, the Geek Knights put it to us on Monday night. They saw that. Yeah. They came down with another 8-8 tiebreaker. They're still not in there in person. Yeah. Are they really? Yeah. Nice job. See, they're getting fed up. Yeah, we had that discussion. They were like, first season, we got wiped. Second season, we put up a fight. This season, we're coming to get everybody. We don't sweat them. No problem. Come on, I don't know. We were sweating when we first went to the Olympics, I've got to say, playing Gavin's Monster Bash. Everybody, the first two seasons are over. Everybody improved the last season, even though some of the scores didn't. Ripper running back. Yeah. They're getting tougher. They're definitely getting tougher. Everybody's getting better. They're getting better at their games, yes. Yeah, so we've got Brad here. He just took home, or we just packed away his road show, which was... Yeah, she's driving. You know, does his own thing. Chuck's here with us, and Crystal. It's going to be fun. And Crystal's taking photos of us, apparently. My watch just told me that I was tagging something. So we're just going to get into it. The scoop problem that we were having yesterday, actually all week, I believe Brad just fixed, so hopefully it's not lined up as you stay down the middle. We will find out soon. He typed a few other things, which should be good. So we're going to get into it. We're going to do a 3-2-1-0 because there's four of us here. Sure. Let's just do it. Let's just play pinball, man. Screw this crap. Let's just play pinball. I need to wash my hands. Rip a minute. Rip a minute. Rip a rooney neck. Rip a rooney neck. Rip a rooney neck. I practiced and practiced and practiced all season and I haven't won anything. Come on, Crystal. I'm a bum, man. You're a bum. I am trying to, but I'm thinking about it too much. Don't overthink it. Or, well, don't do the old overthink, the old over-explain. Unfortunately, Fred has a habit of doing that. He knows some of the games so well, he overthinks, and he's trying to do away too much and just play. I get tagged. I get up to the table and I get tagged, so I'm like, oh. Woo! Jaden, you're stream-wise and I look pretty cool. There's also a lot of people talking, which is fun. I saw your mail-order beer person. We're out? Scary in there, man. There's like two six-packs. Are you kidding me? Well, bring some beer, Brad. I should have brought some beer. Bring some bread. Alright, let's get a practice game in to see how this thing's feeling. You shoot for those drinks? Do you want whiskey? Or is that too much? Just light beer. Light beer? Water down whiskey. Do you want water down whiskey? No. Chuck Jackson. He's kind of just like non-diet coke. Yeah, let's take a look. Let's talk to the wonderful brother in the world. It's over. Yep. And scoop. Nope. Nope. Stay out! Did you get a lot of the left foot? At least we got about the left foot. Yeah, you got the little flipper up there on the left, so you don't want to forget about that. That's a good set open because... Yeah, but then if you just flip it can go off the right side really easy, so... Gotta be careful with that. Nice bounce into the piano. A lot of cool shot blocks there. Watch out for Crystal. When she starts getting mad at the machine, just throw it to her. Come in here. That's a wimpy little guy. So, Chuck, when you're shooting for the camera, open up the little slipper. It makes a wider gap. Where's the camera? It's underneath that little baby clip. Ah, okay. So when that arrow lights for the camera, you have to shoot from this flipper here. If you open that little flipper up and shoot, it makes a wider gap. Makes a wider gap? Yeah. A wider gap. Makes for a wider gap. I also learned that this pinball machine has a pause button on it. Oh, it does? Yeah. If you're in a mode or anything, you're cradling a ball and stuff, if you want to just pause Pause the game where the moat sits and cradle him the ball and stuff and walk away and go use the bathroom and come back. Yeah. It's awesome. I'll take your bowl. No, I'll steal it. Why not? There's the pause button. Pause button? Okay, you ready for this? What? Oh, look at this. That's just the extra ball button? That's the start. Yeah, the extra ball button. Yeah, you're right. Dude, hey, pause with your mows and stuff too. Right, you can't do anything. You can flip the upper lifters. Yeah, but you want to make sure your hands are on the chamber. I didn't trust it because I forgot, but let me see. Crystal said it was good. I'll trust it right now. Oh, come on. Garbage. We have some crazy secret stuff on this table. Yeah, Robo Disco. We got pauses, we got lost in the zones. That's not true. It's not normal for pauses. Yeah, it's fair. Usually it kind of pauses. Alright, let's get control of it, huh? Don't go out the left. If you have black on the left, it's probably the exact same thing as the roadshow pauses. Oh, the right side. Oh, really? The left side. If you want to go like some crazy pauses. but we try to keep it on super hard. For me, I like to set my games up where they're pretty fair until you miss and then you just drain some. So, that's for us to watch that episode where the time-stopping stopwatch. That's awesome. Brad, you know, now you know what my world feels like. That was fun. If you cut the tip of your fingers and press the extra button three times, you're going to be a dead person. That looks familiar. Alright. Uh, Josh speaking. I'm not sure why Moomba just yelled at you. Sorry about that. It's actually still shut. Big drain coming. Ah. Little one. See? Watch. Nope. There. And a lock. A lucky lock. I'm not sure what that is. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no, he's timing people out. Oh, is this me? I'll face it in a second. Yes, it's you. Um, never go for the skill shot, but these scores are so bad that that skill shot is probably going to win the every single one. It's the ball that you hit, because the top corner would die. The who? The net girl? The net girl. Any net girl would score that. I don't even know who that is. I'm not able to make that break. Outlaying the ball. Did you put lotion on your fucking hands? Don't eat your hands. Ten minutes ago. Yeah. I rubbed it in real good. Yeah, I'm sure you did. I did. I mean, special care. Special care. Rubbed it in real good. Yay! That's good for 23. Ooh. Jaded, I'm about to fix it. Everyone calm down. I don't want to trust it. Yeah, it's looking pretty good. No lotion zone. Oh, it's back in animation, apparently. Oh, it's a doll! Here, this is that, uh, record guy. Nice. The spiral. The crust. I don't know. I miss Moro-Van. It wouldn't, uh, it kept missing the tip of the slivers. Ooh, Jack takes a huge lead. Oh, it's Carby. What's up, buddy? I did it again. What happened? No kick. Zone. Got a war. Alright, so listen. What the hell are you doing here? So shoot. That was completely under control. Oh, somebody left me the Powerball? Yeah, we removed one of the balls to make it easier to get through. Powerball. That was pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Cheetos, burgers, hot dogs. Yeah. My favorite football snacks are hot cheetos, regular cheetos, and anything that sticks to your finger. That's definitely a good one. Almost the same time. Also really greasy pizza right before your friend walks up the plate. So the meaning of this is that friends of yours want to get a lot of stuff back. Have that inner wing and the other end of that plate cut. You've got to be used to it. We're done. Economics, look around. I'm ready. Get in your hole. Can I have a hole? No, no, no. Watch the screen. You gotta be kidding me. Whoa, here, it's not ready. How do I get that pizza on mode? Who the hell are you subscribed to that has that? I will give that person $5 right now. Whoa, because he's pooped his feet in a box. Wow. What's the last time you had a pizza, Chris? Are they typically just handed to you like this? And you're like, uh-oh. Was it heart-shaped? It was a heart-shaped, but it did have artichokes and spinach, and I was a happy, happy person. Uh, Robo Disco, there's a Peter Misk at a pizza place? You like that stuff. There's a rolling stone that... Oh, you're a subscriber to YouTube. I get you. Let's get out of the chaos. Everyone subscribes. I need a little... Papa Slaw. Welcome, buddy. Papa Slaw. Just hanging around, huh? Deathmask, what's up, man? Long time no see. Y'all got everybody in the street. We don't need that. Welcome to the street. You got the flip family? The flip family? Yeah. We need mom. Dad flip. Mrs. Flip. Bro flip. Baby flip. Oh. Cousin flip. Cousin flip. Cousin flip. Uncle flip. Flip off. On flip. He's the one nobody talks about. Um, there's a person following the stream called Donate2Kids. Did you see the picture I made there? Uh, no. I like it a lot. That was terrible. Yes, I would like it if it was. I don't know. Jack, I sent you a message on Twitch for your upcoming birthday. Uh-oh. A big four, three. Oh, it's probably zone keys. That's cute. I thought it was my butt. So what's your birthday? Tomorrow. No way. No way. A turn. Secret number. 33. 43. Man, you guys are all really mean. 87. All right, that's more. 864. What? I'm a vampire. Boy, that sucks. I haven't been able to watch, So I've been six this evening has been my priority. Death mask. Yeah, man, if you're not feeling well, this show is not a priority at all. Y'all need to work on getting that partnership so you can have emotes. I know. I want a mustache emote. We need a My Man emote. We got to have Crystal's hat in there somewhere. The mid-hat, yeah. Got to just steal that salt from the lotion. A bottle of lotion. Get that lotion. God, it's so gross. So I didn't need to get that second lot. My ramp is running. I'd sub. I'd sub. In my own screen, is that a thing? Is that sad? Can you freaking go? Yes. No. No. Yes. No, that is the wittiest thing. It looks alright, but it might be a power issue. Don't mess me up, man. That's it. It's called big boys. Oh, this lotioning the ass game. How moist do your hands feel? They're actually quite dry. Dammit. Alright, well, we get a relight here. Ooh, that was dirty. How moist do your hand frames? They're actually quite dry. Damn it. Ah! Alright, well we get a relight here. Ooh, that was dirty. I didn't realize Nick had a clipy on here. For talking all that trash. Are you effing me right now, you son of a... That one works a little better because it's lower. You know where those are? I'm trying to get an accidental bounce in there. Oh my god, my life! Fall in! Oh, I thought that went in off the tip. That had like a forward spin to it. Ding dong. Vita, doinkie mount. We need a doink emote. Man, we need like, we need all the emotes. We need an emote that looks like a house that's being built, when I'm rickin' all the time. The flailing doink. Oh yes, and you know, the rage meter. Oh yeah. Well that's not a good thing, you'd be like a super witch out of this house. Super good job, Peck. Just points come really slow. So I want to hit that target between the two ramps here, kids. And I'm murdering the ramps. You know a lot of, like, animations where one person runs out of the ramps. Yeah! Okay, you shouldn't murder. Murder. Here's the deal. Murder. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, I hate that. Oh, man. Jack is obviously an immortal. One day, he and Nick will have a pinball duel and the loser's getting beheaded. Yeah, it's like, uh, what is that? Highlanders. And then I get his power. Here we are! Oh, we're the king! Boom, Jack. I couldn't send a gift to the President, so I'll send you the gift of knowledge. Alright, I'll take a look. It better not be... It's probably that you can't actually store it yet. Because the server is like... It's so wimpy. Come on, baby. I nailed like three in a row yesterday. And now I can't hit it. The timing is just... Yeah. Well, looking to go with the incredible, that is true. Ah, what a miss. What another miss. The power to kill the ball over here. Yeah, Nick's already put a bunch of, uh, silvers, and stolen their magical silty powers. Dang! Nice. That's like, he had to flip like a second, like an inch before the ball gets to the back. Oh really? So weird. Wow, there we go. Two in a row. That was lip-raising. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Did you see that? The ball got in the way of the camera shot. Don't do that. Oh. Chewy, man, that's awesome. Thank you, brother. I'll look into that. I love you some alcohol. That Nick job I drink too much he cleans it up This is the relationship we have He pushes my hair into the pew. Ramshackle or off the post? Shit, I don't know man. I love doing that. I'm curious. If you can manage my cradle, I want to see some of it. What? If you could pause it while I'm rolling. Oh, I don't want to do that. Come on, Slank. Folks, there shouldn't be any lag. We are... Quick, quick, quick. We need to get the pogs up. I need it. No, I don't want to. I just want to see if it kills the music. Play your hands off. I don't want to. I'll give you a million dollars. I ruined it for you! I ruined it for you! Yo, okay. I'm sorry. That was only the practice. That was the practice. Don't even sweat it. That was practice. We'll give you two extra points for the... Well then why did it only work on the left flipper? Or only one flipper? Because I've had it on both. But not both at the same time. Yeah. Yeah, he let go of both and the right flipper dropped. Alright, so that's the order. I'll go first, Brad will go second, and then so on. I'm not sure who. Crystal Blast. Crystal Blast. That's the best position to be in. So my trick worked, and I got Brad to trade. That's the I know exactly how many points I need to beat you position. The brand would have done an easy jack, but you know... Yeah, that last jack I was like, put me right where I need to be. It was all like a D-B-E-C-K. It's all a flood. It's all stress. And it's like one below zero outside, like normal temperature, and it's still like 90. Yeah, uh, slide that open all the way. Did you fire? Are you effing mean right now, bro? Oh, I cannot find that. I would definitely find that. No, uh, no captain ideas for Golden Earring today. Right? No, nothing is. Nothing's triggered. Powerball. Star Wars pinball for pinball effects, too? Is it the actual, uh, Star Wars pinball machine? No. One of them? It's like a collection of original Star Wars games. Oh, really? Some of them are kind of... There's actually three... This is from you, Dev, that's Powerball. Thanks, Jeff. Three actual Star Wars pinball games. Oh, yeah. Yeah, D&E Star Wars, Sega Star Wars, and then Pinball 2000. Death Mask, I haven't played any pinball effects, actually. I've only played the pinball arcade. Only one of them is all right. Kirsten, what's up, buddy? Hey, Kirsten. What's happening? What's today's gnarly count? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was saying gnarly a lot yesterday. Great. I was like, man, that beat is nuts. That time it was a little bit... out. Greg, do you treat yourself like that? Yeah, I play better when I talk. Yes, he does. He answers himself, too, which is really good. Well, you're just talking to yourself. It's working for me. Yeah, folks, this is the first time we've played something at all. I'm not seeing any dropped frames or any of that nonsense. Yeah, I don't worry about it. I'm not worried about it. I got that from Why did I do that? Oh my god Oh my god Oh is that the Powerball? I think it was Powerball. Yes sir. Okay, go for the double jackpot or just play it? Brad knows how to play the game. I have no idea what I'm doing. So if I lock this ball for multiball and then score a jackpot with the powerball, it's a double jackpot. Lock the ball for multiball? I can start multiball, the regular multiball. With powerball, but he probably wants that multiball first because he doesn't want to deal with it. He'd be throwing the multiball away by not getting the powerball multiball through the right hand ball area. I'm going to pass the ball here. The problem is I don't have the shot to pass the ball over rather than actually try and pass it over. And if I shoot that shot... It's not... Again, the beginning of this is a frenzy, so the more steady it is, the better it is. Yeah. We got... We got... Beautiful. Great run. Well, if you start normal multiball with a powerball in play and end up with a powerball left, you can use that powerball many times. But you need to trust that it's in the right order in the trough. Those aren't good odds for me, so... Even though I didn't do anything in that multiball, I still got 23 million out of it. Yeah, totally. And now you got another multiball to get. All right, let's go. Have a good one, man. Have fun. I saw you in this dead place. I'm going to put you down there. Anybody want to take a road trip? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I love that machine. Trudeau. Trudeau, yeah. I'll eat the crap out of that. John Goodman Flintstone got the other hand. Oh man, that would have been awesome. I was doing some power plate field stages. I was doing some power playfield staging earlier. I was bouldering up on the ball. Oh, how did I do that? Oh, come on baby. Come on baby. Oh, he got back his whole thing. So he can get the jackpot. He more than doubles his score just from one shot. Are you trying to carry him or are you trying to get up the ramp? Oh god, now it's up to 50 mils for that one shot. There it is. 50 mils. I can't do it. It's the whippy line. It's the whippy line. Here, here. Whoa! Last minute, last second. I think there was a restart on that though, so that was probably dumb. So that was probably dumb. That's not a lot. That's most of it, buddy. So, and here's why you don't tilt. Here comes that bone. I get 23 out of my... 37. 37 was restored before he hit his jackpot. And Brad goes up to $100 million. Yeah, there you go. That's a Brad. That's a $200 million. Oh, God. Yes. I'm going to let that ball back because I got stuff. I'm going to get the game coming. I'm going to get the game coming. Oh, God. Just a couple of meters. That's why it's worth. Or better. I don't think so. It'll probably be better. So, Crystal, what are you shooting for, buddy? I don't know. Ramps. Ramps? I don't know. Are you, uh, are you, are you gonna take the skill shot, or are you gonna hard plunge it? I'm gonna hard plunge it. My man. Skill shot makes me scared. Yes. No one ever wants that. No, God, no, Lord. Unless it's ball three, we need, like, ten minutes. Exactly. That's the only excuse. Oh, man, you're slow. I think you need to get it. Well, then if you don't go for it, you don't know how to do it. You need a little bit of a nudge, like a forward nudge. Really? Gotta keep the ball from going down the middle. Colt November Jordan, are you watching this on a ye olde smartphone? I just bought that. So you just gotta play along. Oh man, I don't know, that beat, that beat's getting dirtier. It might have gotten looser. It was a little bit easier. It's within like a half inch. That's better than it was by a second. Oh, Ripperoni. Ten Hitchhikers, damn. Too bad I already collected. You guys probably used the same thing with, uh, with Allison. Yeah, oh. Oh. That was Crystal! Crystal? Crystal, don't! I could be getting Pickle Hall of Fame, Williams Edition for the PS3. Oh, I'm inserted. Alright, two big balls that means I get to play money. I get to play money, so I'll double my score, I'll get up to 15 million, right? Uh, Cooey, I'm a big fan of Space Shuttle, because it's all about rocking that spinner and getting those drop targets down. Like that game was just sort of what hurt for me until Summit pulled me out of the logo. Is that the one that's at Logan? There's a spinner and there's three targets next to it. All you want to do is focus on getting those targets around and rocking that spinner. You can easily knock it down by shooting first. Do the throw-ins like Tony makes it open? No. If they do, they'll start by two ball and then... Huh. Oh, he's good. I don't like the power checks on it. You're at the mercy of the game. I'm at the mercy of the game. You can get that spinner up to the thing. And then they scooped up like you have a nice little bit. You'll get a lot. Gears said no. We actually opened up the machine and tightened it down. The scoop was about to fall off the play field. What have I done? What have I done? Give me the multiple. Oh really? What have I done? Did it again. Double date. They were killing me. One jack off. On the fly. Love you. Oh, that was it. Tear him. TAREM TAREM TAREM TAREM TAREM TAREM TAREM I keep saying it and it doesn't happen. Oh crap. TAREM If you say it, it will happen. TAREM TAREM TAREM Terrible. Terrible. Alright, let's relight this and do all that over again. Nice and clean, girl. Bastard. Oh my god. Grim. Grim. Can I pause? You! There you go. Played the animation like I didn't get it, still got it. Karen. Oh, my God. Karen. Can you... My life. That was terrible, kids. 20 million? I probably would have gone for the Cheap-Up-The-Baby-Flipper. Mm-hmm. That's terrible, too. Then Tip-and-Split. Tip-and-Split. Tip-and-Split. It's a tip for the baby, please. Fast-forward. Like always. All right. I just got inserted. Thanks, insert. Don't insert me, bro. 98. At the very least, Jack has my back. I just got to put myself to distance between Crystal, and we'll be good to go. Wait, cold of ever drain, how do you know I reached the broken black ink mode on this dog? Definitely defense now. Yes, I've never seen black ink mode in my life, and I got it. It was insane. I was also beyond two weeks to the win. All right. That's the door open. It didn't seem very tight. That's the door open on the yellow. Yeah, Roe, I'm pretty tired of that lock reject. It's stupid. It doesn't happen all the time, but it only happens when it's the worst time to have. Yeah. Oh, come on! Oh, shave it up. There's like some welds. Oh, there you go. Super smooth. Be careful. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. We care a lot. It's the ball. Beautiful. I'm going to get one of those big yellow rubber spinet toys. Yeah. It's basically like Andrew Miller's pop-up ball game. I don't trust the fedora. I don't trust the fedora. I don't trust the fedora. What do I get? Do you get roll people? Red. Red. I don't trust the fedora. Wait, hold them in retreat. What are you? I got recubation. This guy saw me, Oh, everybody has a fruit. Monday, after the tournament, I was blackout drunk and I got 200 million points on Metallica but playing Blacken. What is it? Exclamation point EO. I saw I had the opportunity to play. What's Blacken though? I was worried about the other one. Blacken? Yeah, what is that? You have to complete all the targets 15 times. That's funny. And that's just me being drunk, laughing like an idiot. Exactly. You dropped so many targets you figured you'd shoot them. I've had games that were over two hours later and I never got to laugh. Yeah, I don't know what to laugh about. Obviously you get to battle them and you're not going to get to the targets. The cool thing was the animations, all four people showed up and they started ripping the skin off their faces. That was just your super, that actually worked. Donate them. Wait, that was it? Oh my god. Me, you, Chuck, Crystal. Crystal. Crystal. I couldn't have had it. Josh Bacon's I'm literally using that app on my watch I'll drive around and I'm like what's this on the pinball table and it just goes bloop go to the bar over here I did the left side because usually if the left goes to the left then the ball will jump to the I mean if it hits the right it'll go to the left so Brad goes then me then Chuck and Crust I want you to have a cool nickname like Chris Donald. That's Chris Donald. Oh god. I keep messing that up big time. Yeah, I was watching a Jaded stream last night. You might hit that target, right? It's a fleshed out beam. Center target. Center target all day. It's all the money. It's all the money. I knew it was dead. It's one of those unfortunate... It kisses the edge. It doesn't go in. Kiss the edge. Kiss the edge. So, if I take my skill shot right now, I will have more than Brad, but it's only ball one. that'd be stupid. Oh, I'd make it. Oh, cockiness. Get out of here. Coaches. Get it. Come on. Hey, Crystal is doing incredibly well. You guys are failing. Oh, brother. She's new to the sport. Did you call it art? Should I not have? I said sport, but I like art better. The art's a pretty lot. Crap, what a waste of money. Crap. I don't even know where it says what the first camera award is going to be. You can look in the scanner. Oh, I don't got time for that. I think it's pretty much always black hole instead of lightning curve. Really? Yeah, it's in order. Cool. The shot keeps skill. Super skill. Alright, get in there. Oh, get in there. Get in. Feel lucky? Feel lucky. What have I done? Great. What have I done? The dream came true. So that's a new camera? The camera on us is the camera that was the DMV. It's new. These two I bought brand new and this is Nick's old one. So I swapped them so that we have a better refresh rate and cleaner picture. And I bought a new one for the place I was and we can just get that out of here. Or make that nice and smooth. Or just flip it. Or squeak. Thanks, buddy. Thanks for helping us, man. Oh, no. Oh, I'm going to say. Hey, Steven. You're acting like two inches. I was being gentile. Gentile? When I have a really good ball, my blood circuit is pumped up and I sweat like a bear. Yeah, man. God of War! Good to see you, buddy. I think you just fought like a bear and just... Just thinking about him makes me sweat. Alright, Crystal, you're up. Oh, really? Yeah. Hey, I got 12 million on it. Three million. Don't worry about the head. You've got to drop that flipper sooner so you can get it in front of the upper flipper if you're going to do that. Drop the flipper. Slap it. Slap it. Don't hold it. Slap it. Don't hold it. Slap it. I have no problem. Why? Wait, why? Why? Why? Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. Slap it. That was a little bit out of tune. He's always bringing a good game out of game, Chris, until you'll have him to play after that. That's all he's going to do. Oh, my God. Oh, there you go. Once you have a good game out of the game, you're going to be getting your thumbs up. That's what it is. You know, I haven't won one game in a minute. I haven't won anything. I haven't won anything. You guys only lost nine to seven. Whoa! Ah, good, they're getting closer. Save me, I shot a shot. QE, thank you for the host, man! Everybody host! Let's go! What does that mean? So, what that means is, they're taking their Twitch channel, and they're saying, whenever someone goes to their Twitch channel, we show up. Oh, I didn't know that. So, like, their fans can see us. They're rerouting. Yeah, they're re-driving essentially. So when Jada goes to the F-C-State, any person that goes to watch the game is going to see us instead. Come on! This is frickin' like... I don't even know if it would be... Yeah, perfect. RoboDisc.io. This is my like zone, man. It's a fan favorite because it's a game of bloods and veins. Also a lot of toys on the table. That's why I do that. I shouldn't have got that bad. Pop the paw. Thanks for the... Oh yeah. That's been, uh, been getting ripped now from that kick out. I was gonna be like that. Alright, we're gonna step into this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Pretty spiral. Let's don't look too bad. Alright, so. 58. 58's good. 58's good. Score. Don't ever take the skill shot, kids, because this will happen. Go ahead. I don't know. I didn't hear you. Carom. Carom. What is Carom? You know what Carom sounds like? No. It's one of those little round plastic bits. You're just asking for a bank shop for it to, like, rip its day off. It's like the 14th... It's a piece of plywood and you're going around it. It's the 14th pool table. Okay. That's a great idea. The reason that's where the word Carom comes from is that it hates Caroms. What a bet! I don't want that, unless I get a multiball. I wanted a plate. Can we hit it from the baby foot? Crap. I can't get my super secret, we cut my first cheap multiball because he was too late. Oh, well he could have just shoot it. Yeah. Oh, that was dirty man, did you see that fever? That was. That fever is nasty. It's like slowly moving out. All right, just from joining the stream and getting the $335. Hey, okay, I got my nice... Yeah, no, no, no greet box, kids. No on join anything. I want everything that... If people are going to be greeted, I want it to be natural, not like automated. Yo, what's up? Like that. Well, yeah, I want the chat to go. Hello, Bears. Hello, robot. Hello, Jaden. Wow. That machine is pretty good, too. Oh, that is frickin' nasty. Do you think it came loose again? I would think so. Hey, what's this puddle over here? Jake the Burger, my man. What's up, buddy? What's happening? Jake P. W. Jake P. W. Burger said he might try to make it Friday. Here. I'm getting a burger. Um, I don't know. Friday is, Friday is, uh, Friday is Friday. Jump down. Thanks for coming, buddy. Yeah, that's right. Um, what type of music is this? Oh, my God. Wow, that was a nice area. Those are typically bristle-plated joints, but now that it's changed... Uh, no, that one might be more... Whoa, wait, what's going on? ... Wow. ... Come on, I need a good feel for this. Are you guys having programmer chat talk in the chat? I already got my jackpot. Now go for the next jackpot, snow builder. I already lit it. Okay, I didn't see my, I didn't see the light. I love that clap. Did Nick get out of town before traffic this morning? Yeah, he bounced real early. Oh, is it some old red? He goes on a road trip every year. I'm just peeing across the western half of the US road. There's pieces of... I think we're hired. I'm gonna make sure his will goes up. You know what's funny is I didn't even have to thought of that today. All of a sudden I'm on the toilet and I'm like, I wonder if he only did his will. That's a good point. I think it was a boost fan. Boost fan. Dude, good climb, man. That's always a nice bonus. You know how many pinball machines does he own? Yeah. What? I didn't even play Powerball or anything. Um, yeah, the only on one we have anymore is World Cup Soccer. Trish Tales doesn't count because Brad leaves his game, uh, Brad Zac Stark leaves his games here. So if I wanted to just beat Brad right now, I would get a skill shot and drain. But I screwed it up, so it doesn't matter. Drain and tilt would be nice. Drain and tilt. Oh, here it goes. Yeah, that was almost one This is a solid 10 million no matter what I do. Why did that come out so unannounced Oh oh Oh yeah you got it There you go That was garbage I'm sorry. He's bred by three bones. That was trash. Hey, I got 25 in skill shots. Could be due to my drain. Our pinball chat has turned into program chat. Well, let's turn it off. All right. Sorry, guys. We're turning the chat off. See ya. Goodbye. You guys don't get to talk anymore. We're turning all of you off. This is not a free Wi-Fi. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck's dead, so here we go. Fan user. You made it. Fan user. Jared, love you. Good evening. Fan user, Papa Sloth. Are you ready to battle? Breathe. My man. Kind of drop that flipper, sweetheart. Oh, that's what you're talking about. Yeah. Because you're hitting the bottom of the upper. Remember to open that baby's mouth when you're shooting. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. Look. Hey, give me a kiss. You would have beat me if I didn't get the skill shots. Alright, so what was that line up there? Dick, Brad, Chuck, Crystal. Jack, Brad, Chuck, Crystal. Jack, Brad, Chuck, Crystal. Jack! I'm sorry, it's the funnest day. Guys, keep the check of beer and butts, please. Yeah. Who even knows what he's talking about? Beer and butts only. Beer and butts only. Alright, let's start this off. Man, there is nobody on those high scores anymore? I think we reset it when we moved the game. Golden Earring! Can I trust it? Oh, that's disgusting. Yeah, hit the foot. Whip! Gip! Gip! Get! Care! No! Don't trust it! Oh baby, kiss it! Your pinball designer is trying to make stuff fall under the ground. Yeah, figure it out! Aw. Get! Spiral. Nailed it. Lock it up. Do I have Spiral running right now? Because that would be great during multiple. Costco beer is good! And Costco beer is beer. Yeah, you see that? How it's giving you like 10 million? Or 5 million? Love you. Hit them all. You got to like, instead of annoying the game, you got to be like, yep. This is going to be too. This is 15 minutes. I can't. I can't. I was just like training on the cold right away because I didn't have my spirals. You didn't get the free spirals? It does replenish the balls. Last minute. Rich Carle. Rich Carle. I ain't got 39 minutes left. It's all about bringing moves in, baby. I'm having a good stay. Oh crap. Let's see if holding the flip rope does anything. Oh yeah, right, I forgot. Not good. You suck! So, I think, uh, Crystal is... Jet-pain Costco beer when you count some by accident a few months ago. Holy cow. Yeah, I ordered like $200 worth of Costco beer. It was terrible. If all goes as planned, I will get to the point. I want to order some more. Red Stripes good. Oh, James says he has a first call on Red Stripes that he hasn't touched since Christmas. Is that a buzzer? Bug wiper? Oh, there's a buzzer! Costco's good for... Everybody likes to take the Weebles. ... for... ... items like jelly bellies. Toilet paper. Toilet paper? Wait, are you saying like a girl? Oh, okay. Toilet. Toilet. Wow, Robo Disco. Wow Robo Disco, I'd have drank that thing a long time ago. Holy moly, it is both strong and delicious. Robert the Bruce was absolutely my favorite there until I discovered it. Oh dear. Robert the Bruce is the best. Oh, wow. Well you know, Cooey, if you drink enough Miller Lite, it tastes the oddest. What? Good to go. Alright, let's do it on purpose. Use the Powerball to get the breakaway. I'm doing it on point. There are no accidents in this ball. Just kidding. It's all accidents. Where the heck is that over-linked at? Jaden, I'm not gonna lie. Listen. You say you like Mike's Hard Lemonade. That's fine. It's freaking delicious. Might try to eliminate some of the poison. Now if I'm out drinking with my boys and I don't want to seem like weirdos, I might drink something that tastes kind of funny just to look cool. But when I'm at home, I'm not doing my Harlem Nights back. Except if you're not biased. Yeah, I'm biased to myself. I'll just open a cooler and be like, oh, well, gotta do it. Whoa, Jason says he mentions mice with balls. Balls. Balls is an energy drink for humans. And that sounds like you're trying to recreate Sparks or Loco. Actually, Sparks and Loco were fantastic. They were quite healthy. Old enough to... Okay, that's all I needed. So you were part of it. You were part of it. So you guys are dancing your version of Bob Caruso. Old enough to come and start a party on the evening. Yeah, exactly. The trick to drinking bad beer is to drink a lot of good beer before drinking the bad beer. Absolutely. Right. Absolutely. Because you don't want to waste the good beer when you can't remember. And you're hammer drunk. Yeah. I heard you said a meeting at a bar. I was up here. The beer to have is a much important one. Beer out of Milwaukee. Beer out of Milwaukee is a special one. Yeah. Yeah. No. That's not a key. It's not a key. It's a split. They still make strows? That maybe? I don't think I've seen any of them. I don't think I've seen any of them. I just can't see a beard. We have a big brewery out there. We have a big brewery out there. We have a big brewery out there. I actually have a good ball. The trick to drinking bad beer is don't. Oh, Crystal. What? Why are you... Crystal. I gave you a little... Hold on. There's a couple of ways to approach this, okay? So, obviously all of them are going to involve a full flung. Okay. And you know where to put it. Okay. So, there's two things. If it was me, and I'm just being a jerk, when that ball comes out, I would have to flip her up and leave it up to eat some of that momentum and just hope that it just goes straight up. I have to put it in the scoop and not in the... No, you don't have to put it in the scoop. You've got to put it into the tight little powerball. Oh, I thought it was the right loop. No, it just goes around the right loop into the gumball machine. So you're saying I should leave the flipper up? So, when this shoots out, it's going to bounce off of your flipper that's up. It's going to eat some of that momentum. It's going to bounce. hopefully it doesn't bounce right here and come straight down, but it's probably going to bounce either over to this flipper so you can shoot it into the power ball, gumball thing there, or it's just going to go straight up, come back down, and dead flip over. Good, perfect shoot it. Late, late, late, late. There you go. There you go. Don't even drink bad beer. Do they have bad beers in the congregation? Yeah, drink some of that David. Everybody out! That plastic thing about that you have in your freezer when you're like 22. Oh, you put the power bulb away. You want to shoot the power rate. You were busy talking. I'm not talking, I'm analyzing. I'm not talking, I'm analyzing. I'm analyzing. I'm analyzing. I'm analyzing. You were reminiscing about being young with vodka. Remember being young with vodka? Man, that was crazy. I'm still young with vodka. Everybody out! I'm still young with vodka. Look out! Booyahshaka! Look out, Crystal! Give me all your fruit snacks now. American beer is like having sex in a canoe. It donates to kids. Oh, yeah, it's parking close to water. Donates to kids. I get it. Oh, me, sorry. Tony, pick up the whole person. Crystal, pay three million. Oh, sweet. Finally. Nicely done. Nice work. That was awesome. I'll help you out. Josh, what is happening right now? Well, they kind of don't touch each other, but I feel like there's a kind of, like, whatever. Crystal doesn't always drink beer. Crystal doesn't always drink beer, but once he does, super. We've been talking about American beer. We said a lot about MGD 64 and our We actually can actually get drunk on it. I think it's impossible. Just get really upset. Because it's like 0.5 or so. Don't take your hands off me, kids. Also, gloating is foreboding. Get down. Aw, you suck. I'm so excited for you, Blair. I'm so excited. Oh, I'm received. Yeah. That's when you're drinking beer. It sure is. How pumped are you on it? I heard FTC is going to be using water down until 5 a.m. So it's going to be a one-day tournament. I'm not even sure if I'm going. Do you remember that NPC that you showed up on the Crackers, man? Yeah, I saw him. Why does he go floating around? Yes, I remember that well. Dude, I have never been so scared in my life. We had a pocket on the side and something that would let us in. I swept my butt off and I was white. I was about ready to pass out. Your guys played football. That was not what I was aiming for. Oh, great. A mode that you want to stay away from. That's all about pop-overs. Yeah, that's the last place I'll be on this game. Here's the deal. If I'm going out to a party, and now there's a park, some fun, I know I'm going to go, and I just want to get obliterated. I'm buying a big, large version of the Mad Dog 2020 Orange Jubilee. And I'm pounding it. And then, this smaller one to continue to sip on in order to throw up it. Oh, thank you, Gabe. It's the most delicious of the Mad Dog flavors. It's malt liquor, and it's fantastic. I keep doing that. You know, I've never thrown up an ice cream. I don't believe that at all. I mean, that sucks. And you're not drinking enough. And I've never been blackout drunk. Yeah, you're definitely not drinking enough. What was that? That was horrible. Yeah, I lost my fast money. Oh, crap, really? Cooey-dee, Mike's is Mike's Hard Lemonade. Look it up, drink it up. That's it, Jaden. Mark, are we done? No. Jaden says I don't drink too much to be honest. Well, if you watch this stream, you know that I have a little bit of a problem. I did the math the other day. I'm like a streaming Monday through Friday. For two hours, I drink about three or five beers a night for a while. Ah, that is my whiskey of the morning, man. What is? I usually drink with a cigar. You break cigars? No! That's disgusting. You drink with a cigar for me. You cut a hole in the cigar, stir it, and break it up with a cigar. Oh boy. Listen. You gotta be careful. That was very... Alright, so we probably have power left. Again? Oh boy. So here's what's going to happen. When I said hold the flipper up, I mean just don't even flip it. Hold this up for that first round. Don't give it a flat. And then hopefully it'll come over, poop it away. I don't give a flat. Hold it. Never let go. Alright, now you're, okay. Now recover. Beautiful. Do it again. Hold that up because it's going to kick it out. So you're going to want to shoot it over there when you get the chance. I think this one is like, you know, it's fast. No, you're fine. Get it through it. Get it through it. Yes. Hold that, hold that, hold that, hold that, hold that. More off the handle. It's towards the end. It's like 90%. Oh, it's awesome. That was like 90%. Now all of like the options have been recorded. Yeah. Not yours. All right. Oh god, that was so close. Hell yeah, dude. Murdered. Powerball Ram, or the Power Ram. All day. Ah! It's a good Powerball. Yeah, it's a weird slant. If you're just getting this, you're getting like 20 million. I'll just sign it and take it. Hell yeah! So, clap like an idiot. Clap like a hardy, faster, faster, harder. Do it. Yes. Yeah! Hell yeah, you nailed it, dude! Alright, rock some rain. Five years without pinball is five years... I would choose, uh, five years without pinball, because, uh, I like to party. If I had to choose five years without alcohol or five years without... Clap, clap, clap! It's crazy! AHHHHH! No, you gotta have some... Keep clapping! Clap, clap, clap! Go, go, go! You're a chicken! Chicken! You're a chicken? You're a chicken! Chicken's not... wine! Eat! Think about... eat! They need to do that festival term with mussels. Monkey Clipper. Monkey Clipper. Alright, hell yeah. Kick it. Remember to open that little baby clipper from the tube for that. So you're gonna basically double your score waiting for this. Yeah, man. Do not tilt, because you're killing us. So hit the power ramp, it's waiting for you. Yeah. Just spam the right clipper. Faster. Faster. Faster. A lot faster. Oh, there you go. You had it. You had it, though. That was good. Nope! You're fine. Dude. Rich Adair. Ha ha ha! Look at this. Boom! Whoa! See ya! Dope. Ha ha! You have no millions. Now you have 172 millions. DeMinty, what's up, buddy? There you go. Be the chicken. Ha ha ha! I'll be the crazy chicken. Yeah. Ha ha ha! Oh, man. Okay, here we go. Oh, it's you now, huh? Yeah. Good job, buddy. Oh man. Okay, here we go. Oh, it's you now, huh? Yeah, good job buddy. Catch the first bag? Yeah, you know where they are. Alright. I heard it! Bring me some! Okay. I don't dare. You surprised me? Yeah, surprise me. That little flipper is so freaking wimpy, it's out of control. It is. Ten million points. points. Alright, we got this. Nope. God, wimpy. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. Thanks, Dad. Thanks for nothing. You're gonna line it up for her? Hell yeah. Truth next. No, truth next. She wouldn't actually win. Yeah, she could. Papa Sloth, I see you got a matter bomber and some sort of ghoul there. What are you, player three? Yep. Brad? Brad? Brad's bringing up the rear end of the screen. Where's Brad? My man. Brad's bringing up the rear end. Oh, is he talking to Aaron? Aaron, Joe, hey, we're not crossing the street here, bro. This is usually where I do good, when I don't have anything going. We need a rebuild. Everything seems kind of solid up there. It could just be a new sleeve, replace the sleeve, but that's unlikely. You can sand the sleeves down and change the neck. Did you see his airpods work? Oh dude, you told me that. You've done it right, what did you do? Pause it! I forgot I wanted to pause it. No, I was going to show you. There's a pause. I'm not going to do anything. I can do anything. That's the same size of the coils. Oh, yes. They just pop it out. Yeah, glory to the Santa Claus. These things are very cheap. I'm definitely going to get one. Aren't they the same size for the smaller flippers? What? Just like, there? Well, this is dirty. It's not really warm. They just big rake and they kind of worn out. Oh, you're saying the part? No, I mean their design. They're designed to be wearable. They're easily replaced. Yeah, easily. Otherwise, you gotta replace the clothesline, right? Alright, Matt, you have this. Okay. Um... I don't know what you were doing there. I think you were doing the... I think you were doing the... Look at this in our sense. ... Also, I don't know if like regular flippers take your collar or use a collar that they don't replace at all. It's just not for our community. Come on, baby. I can destroy your mask. I actually can. I had last year. Thank you. Good shot. I have something about the kids. The kids think you just have to mail them that lock shop and I don't need it. I think that's the story. Kids didn't make it and all that. That's the parent too. Man, you're freaking mad, baby. Thank you. He played 8 games, I think it was. Right? Yeah. 8 games. 8 games. Playing games and the top clubs got to qualify to play one of the games. Get in your hole! Uncle Carmy, was that a joke? Because that was the funniest fucking joke. If that was a joke. And then I think instead of the impregnation, it was the same thing. It was the same thing. It was like, the first one they had to play. I was gonna say, they're not... It was 8 entries or something like that. I think it's done. It's only taken down 6 entries. But there's only 3 games. Ok, so yeah, so it's done. You'll have to go through the party with the fucking Shaggy Castle. So you get 3 games, 9 of them, and 1 base. And they're going to be 18. That sucks because the PC was like the hardest, the most hardest. And it was ground, yeah. All you really got to do was put it in the bench and it would go bust. Yeah, that's it. I think it's done. I keep doing that. You put a vid on YouTube. Wasn't it? It was a one-way street. I keep... Still Midwest. Yes it is. You have to have a pinknife with a span. I agree. Span. Span. Span. Stand the bag. All of a sudden I'm back in last place again. Let me see if I can get Crystal set up again. Oh yeah. I drain on the old hit the gap between the flipper and the rail. I still haven't done a proper line catch with a kick out of it. I agree and trust it. The timing is too weird. It's also too close to the tip of the slipper that it looks like a line catch is going to I think it's going to be different than a horse. It needs a clipper, so... Dementi, get over here, man. Tomorrow's my birthday. And I'm going to put on a diaper tomorrow night and drink as much as I can, because I promise I'm going to shoot myself. Oh boy. I'm joking. No! Okay! Stay, man. You were so close to taking second place. No. But you got third place. Oh man. I am! So what's the score? Uh, you, me, Crystal, Chuck. Seven. Crystal's on the board. I mean, the priest, the priest doesn't like any cat law or anything. Do you know how to replace the clipper? Me? Yeah. Oh, you did that on... Yeah, I clipped it as a coil. Oh, as a coil. That's like the hardest part. So what is it? Is it just like popping this off and then popping a new one in? You got to loosen a couple of allums and then... Actually, that's different. It's going to be one bolt. Really? It doesn't take long. That's awesome. All right. Tomorrow's my birthday For a girl Right Oh god, Nick would probably kill me If this is his baby Alright, Papa's Law Thanks for coming, buddy Bye-bye Bye-bye, Papa's Law Bye-bye, Papa's Law Oh, really? That makes sense Well, I can't actually touch the play button because it's not working necessarily, but... Oh, I love you. You need an ordinary... You need an ordinary... In the Twilight Zone. Oh, my God. Folks, I am doing it. Oh, my God. I didn't hit a single thing. Oh, get up here. There's got to be somebody on YouTube that has a video about replacing clippers. Yeah, there has to be. What's that pinball world living is called? It's pretty popular. It's got a bunch of teams. Really? I think that sounds it. Pinball...are you freaking kidding me? It's got videos on there like how to drill a lock and spin a pin. Uh, well I recorded Jamin on Instagram doing that to World Cup Day. Oh, F off. Wow, I knew that was going. Jack, the 20th is no happy birthday. No, wait a second. Oh, no, my birthday's the 19th. So, if you're overseas and you're later than us, then it's my birthday there. No, Papa, my birthday's the 19th, man. But thank you. I will be streaming tomorrow also, just so I can, you know, want my birthday powers. It may not be coherent. Not good. Oh, I made it. Thank you. Chuck knows what's up. Wearing a big diaper. Gerson, your birthday's tomorrow, aren't you? Thanks, Pop-a-Slob. Good day. Happy birthday. It's a day early. I don't know, he said the same here. I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, you mean, well, maybe he's gonna be wearing a diaper, too? Party diapers man No blackout diapers Blackout diapers Dead Deadfoot diapers They have more stars on their flip flops Nothing shows up until you piss yourself and they just like Flippers pop up. No. Future time. Aw, future time. You were watching this broadcast. The new color baby diaper. Mm-hmm. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. That's perfect. Oh man, it's birthday tree tomorrow. We are the future. Expect more snow. I want that. Your whole bonus is more than my score. What you're trying to do is like you want the elbows to touch but not really. But that's when you like just like shoot your elbow up. There you go. Alright RoboDiscount thanks for coming buddy! Hi everyone! Welcome to the farmers market. Cool. He gets his bikini fit. My man is too clean. A lot of nothing going on here. I got the town square over here. Yep. Bobby is too clean. A lot of nothing going on here. Chuck gets a lot. Chuck gets a lot. I don't know. Hey, wait a minute. Chuck, did you play my... Oh, no, I'm sorry. No, you actually beat me last game. You made me to third. I just had such a crappy ball that I, uh... So, is that Ellie's chance of throwing the ox out? That must be it. I can't play the game. What's that strip you got to think about? People are saying that you are ignoring the camera strap. Where's the camera? Behind the baby slipper? Oh, is it me? I'm just trying to keep the ball in play. Trish is trying to keep the ball in play. He's also winning. You can't argue results here, kids. That was pretty good. I don't always play the way everybody else plays. Wow, well, I just got... I don't even know how to start. I don't play at all. I just got rumped. I don't even know what the hell just happened. There's a bunch of times I really don't know the game, and I don't know exactly what they're shooting for. Well, when you're shooting with this upper flipper here on the right, That slipper opened up. I know you keep saying that, but I can manage to get it in the hole without having to lift the slipper. So, get it in the hole. I see. I like to get it in the hole. That's what life's all about, getting in the hole. There you go, Chuck's also avoiding the camera in real life. Yeah, he's off. No pictures, please. I can't have people seeing me. That's why I have Jack over here. I don't know how to do an RSS for the podcast. I'm an idiot. I don't understand internet. I don't understand internet. How do you get the cricket? Yeah. What does that remind me of? Buzz. Bears. Bears. Papa, you know how to steal the RSS? Go for it. I don't know, man. It's on... We're also on iTunes, if you want to steal it from there. I don't know, man. I just click buttons and things happen. That's what happens when it's not. Yeah, I think it's just... Oh! Not only the pitbull, but... I don't think there's anything you can do about it. It comes out of the way. That's Leo. Any reason to speak? Listen, is that a powerball? No. That's Leo. You're fine. That was a regular ball. Regular? I never realized that. Oh, I'll show you how to make some awesome ones on the cheap. Pinball pro. That's hilarious. At least it doesn't say Gwiz or DB. Oh, fuck you, throw your phone out. Okay. Don't even put it on. Throw your phone. Jack, you can check out RSS Builder, open source creation of the... Dude, you're talking to the wrong guy. Listen, I set everything up that you're seeing here. Um... And it was a task. I'm not a dummy. but I'm a dumb I will I will I'll look for it I'll look I'll set all that crap up for you but just go to deadflip.com it's there if you want to listen to our podcast we're awful at speaking I talk like a freaking like wrestling announcer and Nick Nick's a little more used to it because Nick is part of like a whole he's done plenty of like interviews and podcasts before for his business stuff, but I, uh... The most I've ever done is, like, voiceover work for commercials, and I'm not... good at it. Three-way, what you got? Where that four-way at? Where that four-way? Is there a four-way? Oh, I had that, and then I sharded it out. Shit! Martha has... Wait, first we said Martha's built it. Stop buying on my website, dog. Oh, that's gross. Oh, what? What is Stephanie breathing? Mom? Oh, man, those Bruce Nixbusses are so good. Oh, is that ball three? No! Give me... Fog. Is that the magnet's cheek that freaks the ball in place? Oh, let me grab this, uh, liquid. What's this doing? Uh, I do have multiball. There, I did something. Did something. Oh, there you go, Tom. I only got the light to catch it for like, four days. You did. Alright. Oh, is this where it takes it to the bottom? I don't know. Round feet, flip. Listen, kids, if we're gonna get famous, we need your help. Alright. Hey! We're all the way through. Oh, he likes it too. I got it right away. That's safe. The barf out. Stay the Roonies. Oh, look at that crowd. That was fucking ugly. I'm just going to start with the next one. We're going to play in that. Rolling over EMD. Oh, yeah, playing the video mode all day. That's a good one. We're going to play the video mode. Thank you. That's the first time I've seen you do that. I'm Mr. Spinks. Is that a Johnny Lumen? Does he like that game? He owns one. A Johnny Lumen, Nick? He's got a Johnny Lumen. Johnny Lumen? No, he doesn't. He's got a Johnny Lumen. Actually, there's a movie here. I don't know. What's that? We only got one more. Just come here. Oh, wow. I've had, like, a movie. You bloody start making it home. Oh, that could be. Oh, I was going to say, it only killed it, but it had no poison. That would be really unfortunate, because this is a very small community of people. There's no feeling like a whole location. Maybe somebody just only comes here to poop. Like Crystal. No, I don't think so. And the second she comes here, she runs to the bathroom, and then spills a third of the pee in there, because she's covering up the poop smell. And then I just put lotion all over every pinball. You just start wiping lotion all over the place. No! No! I'm done! Is that a joke? No, I lost my lotion. Brad, what are you doing with lotion? I had a thing of lotion. I'm all made. I lost it. Not here. I thought I was going to put my jacket on the floor. You're not in this level. He's laughing. He's laughing. That wasn't even using it on my hands. Oh! Okay, this is the same place I was before. So... So, okay, you want to... Yeah, that's what I did before. That's what I did before and it still went out to the right. Oh no, you're dead. I'm dead? It's on that side of the... side of the wire. Oh, it would have pushed it there. It was on the grain. No, a pull down would have pulled it underneath. And it would have also caused that tilt. Because if I pull down like that, that's a tilt. Brad, you draw, sir. Let's practice that. Let's pull the glass up and put a ball on that. What was the outfit of the day? Me? I think you? It was Brad, Jack, Chuck, Crystal. Back to the old... So Brad has 10, Jack has 10, Chuck has 3, Crystal has 1. One! Crystal, see, now you're warmed up. No, actually I've never played a game before you even... I haven't even scored on this one. How it works, how you score. Why did I get one? So it's three points for first place, two points for second place, one point for third place, zero points for last place. And that number drops or rises depending on how many people are playing. So if there's three people playing, it's two points for first place, one point for second place, zero points for third place. Okay. They're playing cups for scoring, so you get nothing for losing. Right. Or if you play four people, it could be seven. Because normally it's like a seven, five, three, or one. So you get something for... That's right, yes. No one! If you lose you get nothing! You get... It's just a pep tinder of style. Yeah. Okay, who's first? Brad? Who's on first? What are you waiting for? Let's go. It got all big. What? We need enough transmission time. We've got 22 minutes. Transmission time? Transmission time? Oh, right. Transmission time. Stop! Well, there's... Okay, Davis dreaming. There isn't like a show on after this. Wait. Whoa! That was not... That's right, see I told you. I'm a Casey Butler. Oh, come on, he can't compete with us. He's got a few feet in the high ground. That slingshot is not good. I'm crazy. You just go wild. Where's the jack? Demented wants to know, does PZ have an LED OCD board? Only at the FEP, but that's what it is. They can't snore everything, I think. 1G? Brad says something, something every day. Oh, we're all looking for something. The LED OCD board. I've got one in my creature. An OCD board? Obsessive compulsive disorder. My man. I'm basically instead of making the LED I'm actually paying it off. So it gives them the reaction time of a regular one week. Except for the lights. Oh my gosh. My creature is like making me sick. Watch this. The guy I bought it from put nothing but little yeas in it. I was trying to see if that ball stuck out of the wire like I did. Alright, I'm trying, Chuck. I'm trying. I'm trying. You did good, scary work. Oh, you're getting salty. Go with the devil at your own risk. I don't think the guys are proud of me to tell you. Am I right, Jason? Still there? So it's all this like, bag-back bleacher commentary. Peanut gallery. Woo-hoo! Have you ever actually watched the Twilight Zone? Yeah, we've been watching it every day. Have you ever seen it? I'm not sure that I have. I mean, one day I saw it, I thought it was a lot of good ones. I think the favorites are the usual ones. Yeah. The world ends, you can see the books. There's one with a lady and she had like a spaceship or something in Atlanta. And she was like killing everybody on the spaceship. Or it was just such a case. And it turned out to be her. Well, they did that twist a couple of times. Yeah. My favorite one is the one with the astronauts. Yeah, exactly. That's the one I was thinking of. I love that one. I love it. What? It's like one of those, like one thing is five miles. I feel all of my phone numbers. Oops. Yeah, that's fun. There's the one-armed bandit slot machine. I have never had the impression that you were doing Disney. I grew up before Black Child. Oh, in Canada, right? Oh, you can't see my wife. I was born and brought by a dragon. Why did I do that? Dangerous. 30 levels equal Salt Lake City. Oh, I'm going to kick it. Check me to check his Facebook. I added him. Who? Demented Warlock. I don't know. Demented Warlock? Who's Demented Warlock? What does it matter? You're famous. What can I say? Hey, my work used to be seen by millions of people literally. More than me. Literally. All I did was punch, and then I flipped, and I just went... Yeah, welcome to my life. You didn't do what I said. My work was actually single-edged. Was it like a performance art? No, it was like work art. Strangely similar scores. Yeah, right? Isn't that early? Yeah, 2.3, 2.3. You used to work for a major health insurance company. Oh, that's right. It's a conspiracy. You've seen my work. You have 2.3. 2.3. Michael Jordan, 23. Chicago Bulls. Wait, something's happening. Blackhawks. Blackhawks Bulls. Red and black. South wind. South wind. South wind. The colors you saw, red, white, blue. Do you know Matt? Matt. Matt. Matt. Alright, Kirsten, see you later, buddy. Bye. Adios. Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! Good morning! If your voice isn't cramping... Oh! Oh yeah! Oh! Dude! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Not good? Uh, Dometic said he met you at Leeds on Thursday night. Okay. Yeah, one of the teams for a talk show. Uh, can we play Tron? Can we play the team? Uh, Tron is asking to back to play Tron, Dometic. Whose name is also a big team. Matthew? Matthew? Matthew? Oops. Probably. You're pissed you're right. I'm really pissed. Because I feel like I haven't even gotten it to the other side. Because I feel like I haven't even gotten it to the other side. Crystal, we have this here for you. Crystal, we have this here for you. Oh, you're dirty. Oh, you're dirty. Crystal, you got it first place finished. Chuck is so funny, just a second number, why don't you? Uncle Carmy. Oh, come on. That's, uh... I'm a sit-down comedian. No, Uncle Carmy is actually a childhood friend of Stan's father. I mean, Jim... Do you mean the one at Midtown? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Oh, okay. The man is the man. The mention says that he's before Christmas. What do you think that means? Why are you angry? Are you wearing the pink carnation that I told my secret lover to wear? Uh, long ago. He won't remember me. Alright. I'll remember you if I saw your face, probably. Well, that is your friend. Just Skype it. Bad things happen. Skype us and we'll figure it out. Okay. We talk about the Chicago or Pitbull-Pitbull League? Or is it the Pinball League? The Chicago Pinball League is... Wow, that's... Stop trying to kill me, game. Oh, man. I'm not dealing with the big one stuff. That's like... Also, we're turning these companies. No, we're dirty. I guess it's all up to you. Yeah. We're trying to do something. Dead Flip is going to be far more grand than it currently is. No spoilers. Whoa, blargh! You know, this, this. Do you want to say who you win? Yeah, then you can say I knew you were. I knew you were. I see you. If you become big, my picture is on any of these. I've also signed a release form before you do that. I'm deleting all this shit. I'm throwing all this away. There's so many terrible things being said on this channel. Hey, dude. We got to sign a release form to have the study play off. Yes, you did. But that was because Vice Magazine was recording. Oh, really? Yeah. There were three reporters there There were three different photographers They've had it with me for a bit But that's also because Vice Magazine makes money And we certainly do So if you want to sue me Go for it I don't know what you're going to get It's all yours buddy Yeah right I just want a car Just leave me alone I'm just giving up. Love you. Powerball? No, one away. Okay. Can I get it? It's like earlier than you would expect when you flip. Why? Why did that happen on accident? Now we want a multiball. I'm not trusting that bounce up. I can't do it. It's still freaking me out. Oh, wrong ramp. Ding dong. Oh god, what happened? Why? Why? Why did I move? I just threw away... A lot of money. I just threw away the money, kids. About my score right there, huh? You had 13 out of... Is that what you're trying to say? You threw away what I have for a score. Just tell Chuck to check his friend request. Matthew Stracca. Oh! You would know him. See, I told you. You won't. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. I also forgot that that was you. 13. Super unlawful kidnapping and donation to two minors. Donate two kids, please. It's a donation, damn it. Wait, what's that? What? Where's the point? Where's the touch? What? That is his camera. So Nick's old camera pulls too much power, so it can't be plugged in with the rest of the cameras because it will shut everything down. You know, that does not like me. I'm like a chuggin'. That does not like me. I'm like a chuggin'. That does not like me. Look at that garbage. All right, Cole, thanks for coming, buddy. We'll see you again soon, hopefully. Bye, Cole. Uh, Uncle Carmy asks, for the first multiball, is it the jackpot with Morphylock 2-ball first? I think so. Yeah, I thought it was based on Green Elf then. No! Crystal, why don't you just set up the Powerball P3? Wait! This could be the only way for me to do ANYTHING! WHAT?! Salt is real! Oh wait! Salt is... S O R R I A L! That's... that's a little too? Yeah. I'm gonna get it. Oh, don't! No? That's pretty good. I'll take that. I ate it all. Also, that gave you the closest guy to the end of the game. I ate like four packets in one night. I'm like, no, I'm fine. I don't know why these people just see me. But I eat like four packets. And my girlfriend's like, yeah, she's a big fan. And then... You should have done that. Oh, man. I think it is. Here, boss. That's why he's awesome. Balls. Everywhere the balls are. That's true. Can I keep this? Thank you. That works too. Jack Benson, Gavin Miller, and Brad Smith, U.S. Why did I do that? And by the way, Mr. Smith, we'll be going to Las Vegas to... Beautiful Las Vegas! You can be funny, boring, or more nice than me in combinations of these. We'll share a hotel at Cotton Street, probably nice either. Oh, take that. Give me a pass-by, please. Thank you. Pass-by is exactly where I want it. Stupid! Hey, what comes next? This game has, this, uh, this, uh, has all kinds of cool references. You have to get it. ...stolen. ...thing with, uh, creature, right? Like, this? Creature from the Black Mamoose. What a great game that is. Yeah. Gave me a top-listing victory for... Oh, you're gonna continue? Thank you. They gave it to me. I had never played that game until the... If I lose by five million, I'm going to have a real big problem. I didn't know how to play Creature from the Black Lagoon, and I didn't know how to play Cops. So I had to go further and give me some tips. Zach is all about helping, man. That's great. The Creature, they decided to play it in the semifinals of my first game. And since then, I've been playing it in the semifinals. Oh, great. That's awesome. Big time, 1 million and a half second ball. Yeah, everything lit. That's gone. multiball, I got a downward quick. Great. That's a player. Play it for a little bit. That's a player. 1 million. And nobody can catch me. Just as long. That's all the three-foot track. That was long. That's it. Oh, my Lord. What did you do here? I took first in the original. The seniors? The seniors, man. So, uh... It sure looked like it did. Um, I'm really confused, actually. I had one time where it, like, legendary immediately came out. So, I never, like, jumped the switcher. Jumped the shark? Like, it wasn't right through the wall. I shot it in there and it, like, instantly came out of the room. Tear him! Oh my god, all three in the camera. I'm sorry for all the cuts, but I don't think... All the way. How would I do without my head? You fart? Oh my god. Look at this, look at this baby, that kinda messed up. I didn't, yeah I got my restart already. Oh, dunk that. Alright. Oh wait, now where's the... On the way. Where are you? Send me on the whale. Alright, Chris Lee got this. Trouble right here in Rewind.