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SDTM discusses Star Wars delays, AC/DC Vault letdown, and Heighway Alien's production crisis.
Star Wars pinball has been delayed significantly past May the 4th and 40th anniversary deadlines
high confidence · Zach Sharpe and Greg state they delayed covering Star Wars for this episode because Stern was expected to give a teaser on May the 4th but failed to deliver
Star Wars artwork will be entirely photoshopped due to strict IP licensing from Lucasfilm, not hand-drawn
medium confidence · Greg and Zach discuss rumors that Lucasfilm is controlling artwork tightly: 'They don't want hand-done artwork for Star Wars. They're not going to give that.'
Christopher Franchi is not doing Star Wars artwork and is committed to 3-4 other pen projects with Stern
high confidence · Zach states 'Christopher Franchi is not doing it. He did say on a recent podcast that he's committing to another – I think he's working on three or four pens that he's working on with Stern.'
AC/DC Vault has no new LCD screen, just updated artwork with Angus face repositioned
high confidence · Greg and Zach express disappointment: 'They just jacked the price up because of time. Yeah. There's nothing.' Zach notes they 'changed the Angus face to rocking out right above it' and moved the Helen sticker placement
Heighway Pinball's Alien is shipping with widespread quality control issues including missing components, poor LCD brightness, missing fiber optic cables, and missing artwork
high confidence · Zach describes extensive Pinside thread complaints: 'things not working when people get them things not there things missing' and details specific issues with powder coat, xenomorph, artwork, LCD brightness, and fiber optics
Heighway Alien Limited Edition customers who paid directly to Andrew Heighway are being denied refunds while distributor customers get refunds quickly
high confidence · Greg: 'if you get them from Cointaker, Melissa or somebody like that, you get your money back quick that's why you go through distributors to protect you from that but they're not getting their money back'
Spooky Pinball's Total Nuclear Annihilation will have 20+ coils and solenoids, the most of any game, justifying Premium pricing
“May the 4th be with you. Yeah, So May the 4th. My ass. That went nowhere.”
Zach Sharpe@ 4:58 — Expresses frustration with Stern's failure to announce Star Wars on the iconic Star Wars day deadline
“If you're going to do a vault. Do something with it. Yeah, do something different, man. A little different artwork... They just jacked the price up because of time. Yeah. There's nothing.”
Greg@ 13:29 — Core criticism of AC/DC Vault strategy—lack of meaningful upgrades justifying premium pricing
“Alien machines are trickling out of that factory like Johnny Pinball trickles the ball out of the pops. Actually, Johnny Pinball's doing it better.”
Zach Sharpe@ 20:36 — Scathing comparison of Heighway's production speed to a homebrew builder, indicating severity of delays
“He's well-spoken. He seems like a very likable guy... He's backing up nothing. I don't know if it's his fault. I don't know whose fault it is. I know that there have been plenty, plenty of lies.”
Greg@ 21:00 — Balanced but damning assessment of Andrew Heighway's credibility crisis despite his communication skills
“If you've got money in it what are you going to announce other than my game should be on my front door.”
Zach Sharpe@ 22:28 — Highlights customer frustration with Heighway's vague 'announcement coming' promises instead of delivering machines
“This is way too enmeshed. I need to separate this. It's becoming a shit show. You need to get through this stuff. Ship out the games or don't, man.”
business_signal: Heighway Pinball customers paying directly to Andrew Heighway are unable to obtain refunds while distributor customers receive quick refunds, creating two-tier customer service crisis
high · Greg: 'people are asking for their money back they pay directly Andrew Heighway money and they're not getting their money back... if you get them from Cointaker, Melissa or somebody like that, you get your money back quick'
business_signal: Community concern that AC/DC Vault announcement may have leaked to market, causing secondary market price drops before official reveal
medium · Greg: 'Stern prices dropping so fast and so many coming up for sale I feel like people knew... But nothing's for sure'
design_philosophy: AC/DC Vault perceived as minimal upgrade with no LCD update, just repositioned artwork, failing to meet community expectations for vault editions
high · Greg: 'do something different, man... They just jacked the price up because of time. Yeah. There's nothing.' Zach criticizes lack of LCD screen upgrade compared to Chicago Gaming's approach
design_philosophy: Spooky Pinball Total Nuclear Annihilation featuring 80s throwback arcade aesthetic backglass in contrast to contemporary design trends; significant mechanical complexity with 20+ coils/solenoids
medium · Zach: 'Total Nuclear Annihilation... backglass... It's a nice 80s kind of throwback arcade feel' and mentions 'Matt Scott Danesi himself... he's said 20 plus, he's got more coils and solenoids in this game than any other game'
licensing_signal: Star Wars artwork constrained to photoshopped imagery rather than hand-drawn due to strict Lucasfilm IP control; no hand-drawn artwork permitted
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medium confidence · Zach quotes Matt Scott Danesi: 'he's said 20 plus, he's got more coils and solenoids in this game than any other game' and references Charlie Emery's podcast discussion about ramp cost being minimal
Jersey Jack Dialed In! changed head decals and ball lock station design, with new code release completing
high confidence · Greg and Zach confirm: 'They changed the head decals... They changed the Einstein's Theater to Quantum City Theater' and new code was released with positive streaming response
George Gomez stated at Texas Pinball Festival that Stern has 'three cornerstones, a vault, and some boutique pinball machines' planned
medium confidence · Zach recounts: 'George Gomez said at Texas Pinball Festival. He said there's three cornerstones, a vault, and some boutique pinball machines. Now we've got one cornerstone so far, in my opinion. We've got Aerosmith.'
AC/DC Pro model pricing around $5,100-$5,500, Premium Edition at $7,000
medium confidence · Greg states: 'Stern AC/DC, they're going to clock in at about, you'll probably get a Stern AC/DC Pro Vault Edition for... $5,100. No. I don't think. Yeah, if you're talking to the right people. For the most people, $5,500. Premium Edition, $7,000.'
Greg@ 23:19 — Commentary on Andrew Heighway's personal defense about owning a Porsche and boat—indicates crisis has become about personal reputation management rather than business execution
“See, that's what a vault should be. Yeah. They upgrade all the animations. Oh, true. Stern, for the love of God, AC/DC, at least colorize the damn screen.”
Zach Sharpe@ 19:08 — Contrasts Chicago Gaming's Attack from Mars Remake substantial upgrades against Stern's AC/DC Vault minimal effort, setting expectation standard for vault editions
“I think this game could, I think it has the potential to be a huge game. Huge? I think huge. No, no. Oh, I do. Not even close to huge.”
Zach Sharpe / Greg@ 24:54 — Disagreement on Total Nuclear Annihilation's market reach potential—indicates tension between boutique vs mass-market appeal expectations
“They're not getting their money back and he keeps telling people there's an announcement coming, wait until the announcement, people aren't good with that”
Zach Sharpe@ 22:20 — Captures core frustration of Heighway customers waiting for refunds while receiving vague promises instead of action
“I felt like people knew... Stern prices dropping so fast and so many coming up for sale I feel like people knew”
Greg@ 15:46 — Suggests Stern AC/DC Vault announcement may have leaked to market before official reveal, affecting secondary market pricing
medium · Greg: 'They don't want hand-done artwork for Star Wars. They're not going to give that. No, they're not going to be liberal on that'
community_signal: Andrew Heighway defending personal wealth (Porsche, boat) rather than focusing on business execution; CEO becoming defensive and enmeshed in personal reputation management
high · Greg: 'he has a boat, and all this stuff. And then he's getting on to defend himself as a person saying, well, I have a Porsche, but it's a 1994... This has become unbelievable'
personnel_signal: Christopher Franchi not assigned to Star Wars despite his expertise in photo-realistic artwork that would fit theme; instead committed to 3-4 other Stern projects
high · Zach: 'Christopher Franchi is not doing it. He did say on a recent podcast that he's committing to another – I think he's working on three or four pens that he's working on with Stern'
product_strategy: Star Wars pinball significantly delayed past May the 4th and 40th anniversary deadlines with no official announcement despite community expectations
high · Zach: 'they're supposed to give at least a teaser on Star Wars. We got nothing. So May the 4th be with you. Yeah, So May the 4th. My ass. That went nowhere. 40th anniversary. 40th anniversary.'
product_strategy: Jersey Jack Dialed In! receiving production updates including new head decal artwork and ball lock station redesign with new code release
high · Greg: 'They changed the head decals... They changed the Einstein's Theater to Quantum City Theater or something... they just released the Backglass'
product_concern: Heighway Pinball Alien experiencing systematic quality control failures including missing components, poor LCD brightness, missing fiber optics, and artwork issues
high · Zach describes extensive Pinside thread: 'things not working when people get them things not there things missing... fiber optic cables aren't on there, Greg, when they're sending them out'
rumor_hype: Multiple unconfirmed game titles rumored for Stern including Jaws, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Beatles, and Beastie Boys; community speculation based on social media hints and leaked images
low · Zach speculates on Jaws and Beatles based on Christopher Franchi's style match; DeadFlip Facebook leak of Beastie Boys album image deleted within an hour
sentiment_shift: Spooky Pinball growing in community appreciation; hosts express increasing confidence in build quality and design with Total Nuclear Annihilation announcement
medium · Greg: 'Spooky Pinball's growing on me... if Spooky Pinball, with the quality, it's already a good game'