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Day 5 of HOT SHOT battle week!

Dead Flip·video·1h 56m·analyzed·Nov 9, 2014
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TL;DR

Deadflip streams final Hot Shot battle week day, running community poll for next game.

Summary

Jack Danger and Nick stream the final day of Deadflip's Hot Shot battle week, attempting to roll over the score on Gottlieb's Hot Shot machine. The stream is casual and heavily focused on gameplay, with guests, food, drinks, and community interaction. A poll is run for the next week's game selection between Iron Man, Twilight Zone, and Getaway, with Iron Man leading.

Key Claims

  • Iron Man is currently winning the community poll for next week's game selection over Twilight Zone and Getaway

    high confidence · Jack Danger states: 'It looks like Iron Man is getting the most love' and encourages votes, noting Iron Man 'just exploded' after the poll went up

  • The group has not successfully rolled over the Hot Shot score all week

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'We missed a day streaming Gilligan's Island... But I have to say, we're all a little disappointed that this hasn't rolled over yet. No one has rolled over the reel on the score.'

  • Deadflip previously streamed Whitewater for two years in their studio

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'We had a Whitewater in the studio for two years. Maybe we'll do a trade or something.'

  • Stark (Grant Stark) has access to multiple premium machines including Whitewater, Spider-Man, World Cup Soccer, and Avatar LE

    high confidence · Jack Danger discussing potential future streaming: 'But Stark said we could probably come to his house and stream... That opens up Whitewater, Spider-Man, World Cup Soccer, Transformers James Camerons Avatar (Limited Edition)'

  • Jack Danger's favorite machine is Stern AC/DC Premium

    high confidence · Jack Danger: 'Mine is definitely Stern AC/DC (Premium). The more I think about it, the more that's just a glue answer for me.'

Notable Quotes

  • “Folks, don't get arrested by alcohol to buy a crap load of Mike Miller Lite. It's not good for anybody.”

    Jack Danger@ 21:05 — Humorous commentary on beer quality during drinking game segment

  • “No one gets to leave until they roll over. No matter what we have to do to the game to make it easy.”

    Jack Danger@ 22:24 — Demonstrates commitment to achieving the week's goal despite difficulty

  • “What do you do with a game that's pissing you off horribly? Turn it into a drinking game. First person to roll it wins.”

    Jack Danger@ 33:34 — Shows adaptation strategy when gameplay becomes frustrating

  • “Don't be a jerk that's number one it's all about having fun and don't think of it like a tournament don't get all stressed out just play a little normal”

    Jack Danger@ 34:45 — Advice to new tournament player Rocknear on competitive etiquette

  • “If anyone gives you shit, tell them you know the guys in Deadflip and they'll come beat them up.”

    Jack Danger@ 35:24 — Humorous community support statement to new player

Entities

Jack DangerpersonNickpersonGrant StarkpersonDeadfliporganizationHot ShotgameIron MangameTwilight ZonegameGetawaygame

Signals

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    community_signal: Deadflip actively soliciting and responding to chat donations, Extra Life charity integration, and viewer participation in gameplay decisions

    high · Donation link mentioned for Extra Life charity, viewers voting on game selection, chat participating in commentary and strategy discussion

  • ?

    community_signal: Deadflip running structured community voting system for game selection, with results tracked in real-time during streams

    high · Jack Danger describes posting vote on Facebook and Twitter, tracking results, and noting Iron Man popularity surge immediately after poll posting

  • ?

    content_signal: Deadflip investing in stream production improvements and discussing technical enhancements to overlay and visual presentation

    high · Jack Danger and Nick discussing adding game titles to lower third, potential GIF animations, and noting production value improvements with new streaming board

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Deadflip community mentoring new tournament players with competitive strategy and etiquette advice

    high · Jack Danger providing detailed tournament preparation guidance to Rocknear, including PAPA.org tutorial recommendations and psychological strategy

Transcript

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0:00
Uh uh uh uh uh Deflip Playing a Deflip Wow we went live really quick Really, really quick. Pull up the old Twitch cat stuff. Boom. Yowm. Quick. Yum.
0:52
Quick. Quick, quick, quick. Folks, Nick is... It's going to be just me and Nick tonight. He's out grabbing me a nice coffee because I am falling asleep.
1:19
And he's cool enough to go get me a freaking coffee. Oh god. What did I do? I just got a text from Nick So he's almost here. Okay, wonderful. Wonderful.
2:11
There we go. That could be it. Alright. Just make sure everything works. Button. Oh baby, it works. Well, good evening, Pinheads. And welcome to the last day of Gottlieb's Hotshot Battle Week. It's been a long week. We missed a day by streaming Gilligan's Island at Bottom Lounge. And I'm not too upset about that. This game's been a real pain in the butt. As most DMs are.
3:02
But I have to say, we're all a little disappointed that this hasn't rolled over yet. No one has rolled over the reel on the score. So today is the challenge. That is what we're going to achieve today. That is what we will achieve today. No screwing around. We gotta do this. We have to do this. The only guest tonight is my boy Nick, who's pretty much always here. I'm Jack Danger, and we're going to get a practice game in real quick while Nick gets his stuff together and gets back up here. So let's get this started. Thanks for coming, everybody. Oh, and if you're awesome, there's a link down below for Extra Life. Donate some money, helps out some sick kids. It's for a good cause. Alright, let's go.
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3:48
Turning the game on might help. There we are. Turning the game on. Oh baby. Maybe just try to roll this in before Nick gets back.
4:20
Probably not going to happen, but it would be nice. Oh god, I can't feel that coffee to get here. I am so tired.
4:46
Live. I'm guessing that if you roll this over you just have to destroy balls two and three. So let's see what we can do about that. Good start? Oh gosh, terrible start. There we go. Come on. Got to keep knocking them down. There we go. Come on. Got to keep knocking them down. No, no, no, no. Okay. Okay. That's why we dressed up. We dressed off the old cobwebs today. Here we go. We call on the foreman. If you know what that means, then feel free to partake. Oh, God.
6:01
There we go. And of course... Ooh, that was nice. Be cool, be cool. Yeah! Oh crap. Crap! Alright. That felt pretty good. I think we're good.
6:33
60. I made all that on ball one. Chris Smith. minute. Did everyone watch the Blizzard opening ceremony stuff? Holy crap. Huge Blizzard fan.
6:54
And that Overwatch stuff doesn't look like anything they've ever done. Still looks like a lot of fun, I gotta say. My man, what's up, Chris? Let's grab a ping pong paddle.
7:10
What's that? Tonight? Oh, hell yeah, dude. You can make your answers. Who's over there right now? Good luck, bro. I'm restarting this. I just shit the bed talking. Well, let's play it out. Ball three.
7:33
Let's see what we can do with the ball three with no ball one and two. Okay, or no ball for you too.
7:47
We can do it! So I put the vote up on the Facebook page and on Twitter for the three games that are next in line to play next week. It's Iron Man, Twilight Zone, and Getaway. And right now, right now it looks like Iron Man is getting the most love. Which is fine I guess. Just two weeks in a row of games that are going to whoop our butts. But, but is not a command, sir.
8:50
But I should make, I should make a but command. You are correct. I hope I hear somebody. I hear somebody that might have a magic elixir for me.
9:02
He's here! Stark, why are you here? What are you doing? I'll make a bug out of this one. Don't sweat it.
9:23
I just had a really busy day setting up for a few days. I didn't have a lot of time to make any new adjusments.
9:33
No! Oh. My man. This is it. I'll make you feel better after I win. Oh my god. I got you a coffee. Oh my god. Keep playing. I want to grab a bite of my sandwich and I'll be ready to battle. Stark just woke up from a nap. Aw, Stark. Grant Stark, everybody.
9:55
Grant Stark. Oh, nice. Oh man, coffee. Sir, if you've had a busy day of napping, you could have had a busy day of pinballing. No one's been here.
10:19
I thought we were going to use a falafel. A Mr. Brown cappuccino? I don't know, it looked good to me. If you want to try it. What? You've got this for me? Oh, yo, I'm drinking this right now.
10:32
There's the email. Why is Twitch so late with the freaking emails? I'm going to have to say hi to everyone again.
10:38
We went live like 15 minutes ago, and it's just not going. Magic. Prizes. Are you going to eat in here? I don't like having this door open. Hi, Ted.
11:00
You know what? You could even there. You could even here. I'm going to drink this right now. Actually, I'm just going to drink all the coffee. Just drink all the coffee. I got it. Oh. Oh, dude, that smells good.
11:11
Today's hot shot stream is brought to you by Sultan's Market. Dunkin' Donuts. Mr. Brown Cappuccino iced coffee. Mr. Brown.
11:28
I'll just eat up a little bit if you want to play. Just eat. I'm going to say hi to everyone again and get some practice in for a minute. Take your time. Are you ready? Okay.
11:41
Oh, baby. I have too many beverages. is. Well, the email went out late. Ding dong. So I'll repeat myself. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Tonight is our last night on Gottlob's Hot Shot, a game that's brought us a lot of turmoil, but it was still pretty fun to play. Our guests tonight are pretty much just myself and Nick. I'm Jack Danger. Hi. How's it going? And we're going to do our best to roll this thing over for you on camera because for some stupid reason, we have not achieved that at all. But it will happen tonight. I guarantee it. Maybe I don't guarantee it. I hope it happens, at least. Nick's eating a sandwich right now. I'm just getting some practice in. I'm drinking a Mr. Brown iced cappuccino. I have no idea where this came from. Nick bought it. It's really sugary. Very, very sugary. But good. any who's it back to the game clip the production value of this stream has just gotten 100% better with this stupid board looking forward to you guys F-bombing Iron Man yeah thanks for coming New Age Yes, all the freaking F-bombs, I'm telling you. The stream's been a little rough. We have to go from Hotshot, Rape to Iron Man. That's just like pull your hair out status right there. It's gonna be, it's still gonna be fun. We'll see. Let me get rid of this.
13:52
It was super, super sugary. But it was just like drinking one of those cappuccino Starbucks in a dinner jar thing.
14:01
Drinking like chocolate milk. Like chocolate milk. New Age, did you vote on Iron Man? Did you get all your friends to vote on freaking Iron Man? I feel like the second I put that up, Iron Man just exploded.
14:21
But we'll drag that in here. We're going to let the vote go through the weekend in case there is a turnaround and someone really wants to see Getaway or Twilight Zone.
14:33
But I don't suppose that's going to happen. Oh, God, God, he's so good. Oh, Tim, good to see you, buddy. Stark, I put the link up on the Twitters and I put it up on Facebook.
14:59
And you can only vote once, but on that one vote, you can vote for all three games if you wanted. So if you really wanted to see, because you're torn between Iron Man and Twilight, you can pick them both, but you only get to vote the one time. So you can put in three check marks, but you can only hit vote once.
15:20
That's a lot. As people are voting, I can see what's going on. It's pretty cool. Get in, yeah? Oh, shards. Oh, my God. Is that a third chair? There we go. Oh, shards.
15:43
Oh, my gosh. That 13 really wants to come on. But something is not letting it. There we go. I cannot hit those lower targets.
16:08
Bing bong. Oh my god, stop it. Get it! Oh, I kissed it. Gotcha. Oh, crap. Nope. What? Oh, that was only ball one. That was a great ball one.
16:44
Yeah, folks, go vote. Vote on the game you want to see. You don't want to see us get insanely pissed off. Vote for something other than Iron Man.
16:57
Oh, my God. What the hell is going on? More coffee. Oh, there you go. Oh, my God. That was the shake right there, folks, of the century.
17:22
And that was probably the worst flick of the century. Come on. Live. You... Oh, Mark. Not good enough. We have to do... We'll roll this thing over. We'll roll this over, right? Let's go. All right. Oh, you don't have to be ready yet. All right. All cool. Let's go.
18:03
Marie, thanks for posting that, buddy. Ready? Ready. Vote on your favorite game. Three, four, look, I'm done. You ate all the food. Mmm, falafel. Chris and Farah, yeah, we're going to do our best to roll this over. So, um, battle. All right, we need to roll it over. Yeah. Honestly, I don't even care about battling. I just want this goddamn thing to roll over. Like, we're voting for each other, so we roll it over. Yeah. That's the only goal right now. competition is first to roll it over. Alright, let's go. Chris Morris says, hey, Mitch. What's up, Chris? Yo. Chris Powell. Yo. Oh, way! Blood drill! My man. I didn't leave it long enough. I'm sorry. Next time I'll do it better. It doesn't matter. Okay. Hey, first win over and I'm voting for you, man. You've been playing it all week, got the good vibes. Knock it down. Your burps smell incredible.
19:11
Thank you. There's something about Sultan's falafel. It's so good, right? You get the spicy one or do you get the medium one? I have to get the spicy one. I think I usually get spicy and I screwed it up. I got a medium.
19:26
Because I'm a medium. Good hit. We'll start, but now we've got some points on the board. Yeah, we've got to get Paul.
19:34
We've got to get our bearings here. Good, shake them out. Ooh, a couple of good. That one's not a good one. All right.
19:44
Are we still drinking? Chrisfora, I'm drinking Grandpa beer. It's not Dad beer anymore. Dad's drinking a beer than this.
19:56
Ooh, I got top-wise. You're food drunk. Excuse me, uh, food drunk, get your beer, Nick. We have a game to play. Alright, here we go. Let me get that A-ball punch, girl. Drink it up, bud. Come on. Come on!
20:18
Oh, that was sexy. Bring her on the cowlick. Come on, man. No beer for me, buddy. Diaper beer for the lose.
20:35
I got it. I'm driving to Evanston. It even smells funny. Like the outside of it smells funny. Smell it? Weird. Smells like old... It is. It's diaper. Smells like old guy cologne.
20:48
Or it just actually... Were you breathing eggs on all these? I didn't breathe any eggs on it. Oh, my God. Is it the paint? No. I don't know. That's the worst mistake you've made this month, I think. Yeah, I agree. 21,000, shit. Folks, don't get arrested by alcohol to buy a crap load of Miller Lite. It's not good for anybody. This is not our game, buddy. I have 20 pegs going into ball three. I can do this. You need 50 to go into ball three to even attempt to roll it over. Can't you get the stand to roll it over? I can do this. Did you get the stand notes back up with the red? It's a rumor. I've never done it. Have you ever done it? No, I haven't.
21:34
Can someone verify please? I know you can in the app. Everyone seemed to have done it in the digital pinball app thing. Yeah, but that's like fake ass gravity shit. Yeah.
21:49
Man, we're also going to have to unscrew that. Here, put your... Unscrew what? Let's move up. Drop the tilt down a little bit. Move the tilt around? You know what? If we take off the tilt, we can roll it over. We can take off the glass, maybe. Yeah.
22:06
Dr. Starkweather says that he's rolling over. Here? Yeah. Are you talking here, buddy? I don't know.
22:15
All right. That is a no-go. That's basically we both lost. We did. We both lost. All right. We're rolling it over, folks. Come on.
22:24
No one gets to leave until they roll over. No matter what we have to do to the game to make it easy. Oh, what? So you're saying you need at least 50 coming into ball three? If they're much easier to drop. Unless you can bring them back up? Yeah. Just math-wise. Oh, there you go. You mean meth-wise. Meth-wise. The night is young. That it is, sir.
23:02
The night is young. Oh, no. We're going to roll this bitch over. Oh, see that move? That was almost it. It's the old... The old punch and drive.
23:17
All right. Dial it in, folks. There you go. Good bounce. In the eight. Drink it up. Ah, instant drain. Is that a drink?
23:33
The no flip. All right, folks. There's a chance here. I just need to hit the eight. Ah, almost. God, this beer smells like crap. What are you doing with your life? Well, we have all these beers.
23:48
Well, come on. Live it. I'll bring some of the fancy gear here in a moment. We'll get a little classier on you folks.
23:56
Aw, two at a time. Three. Oh, whoa. Oh, that was a mistake. Good. Oh. I didn't. I did. It was like delayed. It was. It was delayed. It definitely tilted, but it didn't tilt when it was supposed to. I think so I had to scrub the inside of the tilt ring The outside was it was not at all. Yeah, it was like oxidized Yeah, I think so I went in there and scrubbed it to like make sure it's all there I still think there's parts of it that don't register a tilt so it'll hit one side. It's like oh
24:43
All right, I'll see you what you don't do Ball tubes. Ball boobs. What the hell am I doing? Draining, that's what I'm doing. JD. Bumble. You gotta remember to get rid of me. I did. Okay. You know what? You're not allowed to touch it anymore. Aww. You made the screen flash a couple times, but they break it too much. Yeah, I think it's good now I'm sorry
25:27
Hey what's not dummy proof it's not dummy proof. It's the pressure sensitivity man. Oh, that's it. Oh
25:35
You had that all right Kill it. All three. All down. Take a hold. In the eight.
25:54
30 million. All right. It's rollover time. I'm gonna knock down all the targets and then chip away 1000 points at a time. Alright. Dude, just win it. I don't know what your deal is. Okay, last time I did this it was great immediately. Zero.
26:18
Why does that happen? If you don't pull hard enough... Alright, we got this. Alright. So dumb. Wait. Play for me.
26:29
Come on, let's get serious. See if we can do it. So I'm one, two, you're three, and four. You're one, two? Okay. Yeah? Yeah, that's fine. That way we get our own screens. Okay. Popper is bottom. All right, I'm one, two. Nick's three and five. What the hell was that? You already got some slow eyes, some Miller Lite slow eyes? Miller Lite slow eyes! This pair of slow eyes is brought to you by Miller Lite slow eyes. This pair of slow irons brought to you by Miller Lite and Dunkin Donuts. Don't drink it, drink it. Don't buy it, but drink it if you buy it. Drink it if you buy it. Drink it up. Bump, bump. Nice chill, nice weight. Nice smooth manoeuvre. We call it smooth manoeuvre. Oh, there we go. Smooth manoeuvre. Oh gosh. Oh good flip out.
27:30
Smooth. Oh you maneuvered that one. Good start. I did not want to touch. You know what? I've been seeing a lot of lazers, if it's coming down like that don't even try to flip-flap and leave it open. Especially that. Especially here. I might have to get a different beer.
27:54
You grossed out. Every time I drink it, it just smells like egg water. Oh, it smells. You already smelled like egg water. Get up there. You can hear it smell like egg water? Yeah, right here.
28:05
All right. You keep playing. I'm going to get to this. Oh, fuck. The tilt guys. There's no way we can do it. It's all luck. There's no skill involved with
28:39
the tilt. So frustrating. Oh my god. I'm back. I'm back. I have a bottom up switch by Revolution I'm a Revolution Brewer, baby. I have like five targets on the outfit. Which ball? Exactly. Three or four. Oh. Oh, yeah, that's much better. Tastes like a wet cold outside of a banana the outside part of the banana skin peel That what it tastes like Like you had a cold wet banana and you licked it. That's what that beer tastes like. That sounds drinking. Yeah Here we go Cold wet banana. I'm a close baby drink it up. Drinky drinkers
29:25
Drain, drained up Alright, you guys don't need to worry about it. This is a good ball game. 13,000 Get it up to 40.
29:37
There it is. So 39. Yep. I'm going to hit one. Trust. Oh, man. Jim Burks, though. See that? I know. The land twist. I should just leave it open.
30:00
It's coming back. Bottom of the flip is incredible. And it's our last one. Hey, good ball. But we have some Abita in there.
30:10
Good boy. Oh. Boys. Don't tell Chris that. Be cool. Dead flip, bro. Rockner. Thanks for coming, buddy.
30:23
Tonight's the night we roll this freaking thing over for you guys. Like that, baby. Oh, man. That's the last one, folks. Here we go.
30:31
Water, Mountain Dew, whatever you're drinking. That's a really... You got that Sass for real on. Oh, there you go, bud. That's a Sass for real, Corey? Oh, man.
30:46
Watch it down on the bottom, Pep. Pep is with you, my friend. Oh, nope. No Pep there. Hello. Hey, Bob. You ain't gone yet. Hey, Bob, Pep. Oh, big muffin. You ain't gone yet. Yes. Big muffin.
30:58
Oh. Great. Wanted it. Big muffin. Where you going, chump? Oh, I'm next. All right, that's what we need.
31:16
Pour it up. Head shot. Drink. Oh! You fine, bud? No sweat? Yeah, we only post the link for voting the Friday before the next week. Oh, okay. Does that make sense? Like, we'll post it Friday, and we'll start the game you voted on Monday. Yep. Yes. Yep. Braille. I gotta keep an eye on that. Keep an eye on your hummus.
31:55
All right, this is... Great job, folks. Eight ball plunges. There you go, good money. Don't give me that ring around the collar bullshit. There you go. Money. Whammies, no whammies, no whammies. Oh, the old ball, man. What are you doing? Oh, money. The hardest to hit. Oh, God. You couldn't have hit it harder? You did some lucky rolls. Yeah. Right up the middle here. JD! Oh, JD! Good money. Thanks. Good money, JD. Thanks, bud. You got one more ball. That's trash, dude. Here comes the real ball. Knock them all down. All of them. Mom? Oh, no. There you go. Oh, no. Oh boy. Diving board. Oh! I'm checking the show and playing pinball at the same time. Alright, get the hardwoods out of the way first. Catch. Oh! Oh! That. I hate it. Going with the shot glass today, my man. Good game. What do you do with a game that's pissing you off horribly? Turn it into a drinking game. First person to roll it wins. I was feeling it. I had the tingle going on. A little sexy feeling during that ball? Nothing. Rocknear, your very first IPA tournament, huh? I'm excited for you, man. He wants to know what he should know and or expect. It depends on the format. Yeah, it depends on the format. I will tell you to just keep your ears open, listen to everything everyone has to say, including the people running it, because you might accidentally disqualify yourself by restarting your game or not putting in enough people. if it's the format we think it's going to be two people paired against each other then you're going to flip to see who goes first in a second just do your best get in the other person's head but don't be a jerk that's number one it's all about having fun and don't think of it like a tournament don't get all stressed out just play a little normal you already know how to play because a tournament it'll get to your head Yeah, don't think of it as it's like doing anything big for you. You're just playing pinball against a bunch of strangers. You're better than that. Picture it that way. Walk up, you're better than that dude. Just kick his butt. Who cares? Like that. Like this guy. Look what he's doing. This guy has twice the rank than I have. That's right. Not for long. That's how you do it. Oh, and if anyone gives you shit, tell them you know the guys in Deathflip and they'll come beat them up. Oh! How about that? Was that ball, was that your second ball? First ball. Being dumb. I mean, yeah. Second player. First ball, second player. All right. Ball. Legend of the second ball. First ball. Ding dong. I mean, yeah. First ball, second player. All right.
35:46
Ding dong. Got one. And the kid is going to play, play, play, play. The kid is going to play, play, play, play. I don't know what that song is. What is that? It's amazing. You ever hear that? It's something about shaking something, I don't know who that is. Oh, it's the country girl that does the pop songs now.
36:14
Rocknear, if there's tables you haven't played and you know what they are, go immediately to papa.org and look up the tutorials on how to blow them up. Don't watch this. Go there immediately and go learn how to blow it up. Go early. Also go early and play those games. Yeah, go early because even if you know how to blow up ACDC, it's not that easy to see. It might not be level, some stuff might not be working right, the bell might be busted. You don't know. So you have to go there, get a few games in early, if you can get there. But the recommendation is definitely go to Papa.org and watch the tutorials on the games you do not know. That'll help you blow it up.
36:57
Any chance you might get a whitewater table on your stream? We had a Whitewater in the studio for two years. Maybe we'll do a trade or something. But Stark said we could probably come to his house and stream. Oh, yeah. Okay. Which, that opens up Whitewater, Spider-Man, World Cup Soccer, Transformers LE. Oh, yeah. I think that's it. And I think that's it, yeah.
37:26
Next week. Yeah, cool. All right. Let's roll this thing over. Enough. Yo, roll it up. Drink up, kids. That was an eight ball on the flingy. Oh, what? Oh. Oh! Doctor, doctor, gimme the news. Oh, a bunion. Good catch. Stop you. Ooh, two of them. And the haters go... Oh, that'll shut you up. I lifted it too early. There you go. Got you. There you go. Get that money.
38:09
That's all you want to hear all day. Just make me stop. Chill. Good knockdown. Good point. Good. Douglas. Get out of there. Yeah. Right between them. Not even possible, yeah, I'm not kidding. Good stop. Good ball one. This is a good ball one. This is an incredible ball one. That's a good ball one, buddy. That's a good ball one. That's a 2,000, 20,000 ball one. You're in rollover position. Oh, it's Taylor Swift. And I ain't just gonna be safe, safe, safe, safe. You're gonna get this vibe needed because you sound so much like her. Aw, thanks, man. Being pitch perfect is a problem Nick has to deal with. It's not good for copyrighting. Right? Ah, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Good stuff. Wow. Oh, that beer's not good. Way better. Oh, the banana peel beer?
39:20
Oh, shit. Shit! Oh, the shirts. Oh good save. Don't shake it too much. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Bing bong bing. Oh there you go. Oh my god. That was beautiful. That was a hell of a little wipe down there. Good slap my man. Oh no, this is doing great. Oh, a little early, a little early. Oh! Hit the tab. I just didn't want my bow. I just can't make it to that while I'm not bowing. Just let my bow down. Yo, take it off now. Take it off, man. You're good. Take it off.
39:56
It's perfect. I mean, can't we just call Taylor Swift and ask if we can play her song on our show without any repercussions? Yeah, right. She's made a big thing about moving that song off Spotify and audio.
40:10
Right, but we're a couple of charming men that she hasn't dated yet. That's true. We could work on that. Yeah. We'll see what we can do with that little miss whip. Oh, ​​m football. Brick and brick. I didn't expect that. All right. Sorry, bud. No. You're fine. And the hail of yellow is hee! Marie thought he said it. practicing. Here we go. Yo, win it. Eight ball. I'm plunging the crap out of it. Drink up, please. Drink your milk. Instant 7.5 thousand. Really? Even if you don't hit anything else. If you just plunge the eight ball. Oh, you want me to plunge the eight balls? Yep. That got a little squigy there but that's pretty good. Squigy! Good. Another good one. A couple of tip-offs there. What? Why did it ring when I jumped? That was great. Ding dong. Tinker bell. Yeah. Nope. That was a good one. when I jumped. That was great. Ding dong. Tinkerbell. Yeah. Your old Tinkerbell pop. Ah, all right. That's good. That's a good one. Your old Tinkerbell too. All right. The ball too. That ain't going in. really strange noise in this version. It's sort of a clunk. Kind of a clunk. Don't do that! Why do I do that? I don't know, you gotta hit it. I love that tip off though. I know, but it hits the swing, it doesn't fire, and then it's a down the drain for you. And it's a down the drain for me. Like that. Damn it! Another good ball though. Too solid potential Roll over, say it. Alright, I'm leaving the titles up too late. Alright, we got this. Uh oh. Dose of potential roller overs. How do you say roll over in Spanish? That's an excellent question. It's not a joke. I don't know, how do you say roll over in Spanish? And that doesn't help my cause. Oh god, oh god! Oh, that was sexy.
43:07
Uh oh, this is getting real sexy right now folks. Oh shut up! Oh god, I love you, I mean don't shut up. Oh god, shut up!
43:19
Nice save. Get it, middle! That's it folks, straight up, he cleared all the targets. Now that orange thing is not lit, like it's not registered that it's... that it can come back up. That's a great point. Maybe because you don't have the 8-ball yet. Oh, that's true. Oh, shit!
43:40
Ah, I got an 8-ball! Oh, that would have been Melinda, or me, me, Lynn. I don't know how to say people's names. Welcome to the stream, buddy. I'm glad your email or your Gmail told you to come. You're not complaining, though. That's close. 81 I think is the closest we've come all week. Throwing this dang thing over. If I had that 8 ball, that would be another 3 grand. Plus if it came off it would be... Was that the number that you just called? You have to cough to get the ball up sometimes. Oh! Oh, okay.
44:23
Oh man. There we go! The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. middle, hop! Oh man, you were... I expected. Get over there! Call him Mr. Clean because he's wiping these things down. Sup! Oh there, there buddy! Oh that's mine! Oh you got a gate over there man, you can go out there all you want. Not there though.
44:48
Get it? Yeah, there's the eight ball. Stop it. Oh god. What was that ding dong? I'm getting a little scared here, folks. Keep it alive. Donate to kids. No story. I should have clapped it.
45:04
Listen, tree. Yes. The ever-popular question of what is your favorite machine? Please feel free to post in the chat. We need an FAQ. Yeah. Mine is definitely ACDC. The more I think about it, the more that's just a concrete answer for me. I mean, I love other games. Like, you get me on a Judge Dredd, I'm going to play that thing for days. But something about that, ack-a-dack-a.
45:34
Alright, so, Nick had a good ball. I would also like to have said good ball. That was a drink, by the way. I punched the eight ball.
45:54
Liv, please. I almost hard reset this game with my knee. That would have been a huge stress. You got this, bro.
46:10
I was watching some chick with big boobs play League of Legends last night. So what have you done? Okay.
46:20
Show them. Show them the goods. So much room we've been working on, buddy. So that was a terrible ball, but this is the ball that matters. You got it. If you swipe out, you're good. All I got to do is swipe them out. You just got to swipe them all. You swipe them out. That's 45 for the bonus, plus 500. So you're good. So you're 60. Plus the 500s for knocking everything down. For knocking them down. But you don't get all those, because if you knock two at a time, you only get one 500. Okay. That's fine. If you really actually slip them, good bump. Drink it, folks. I tried to do something important there. It's tricky. It didn't work. Okay. Well, obviously that wasn't going to do any good. I think it tilted. It tilted like five times.
47:30
Let's try that again. Load them up. By the way, drink one for the kids. Drink one for the kids. When you tilt by moving the game completely off the screen, that calls for something important. Yeah, you need some donate karma.
47:49
I'm going to put the rubber feet on the thing. Oh, they're saying add your favorite table to the overlay. So like, ACDC.
47:58
That'd be pretty good. Actually, that wouldn't be terrible. In your lower third? Yeah. Because there's a lot of real estate right here. Yeah. Where we could put a game. Okay. That's a good idea, actually. And then this ugly piece of crap right here.
48:15
I'd say make it bigger. Make the head bigger? Yeah. Or can I do this where I'm like... Can we do a sequence of images and do like this spin like a baseball player? Absolutely. Like with the... All I have to do is replace those PNGs with GIFs. Get a couple like, hey, little winks. Like, hey. Like... Yeah. Like... Like an 80s turnaround. I don't know that we can have audio, but yeah, we'll see. Alright, rollover time, folks. Enough ding-donging. Alright, come on, dude. Let's do this. Oh, God. I get to start home. I just want to hear some Taylor Swift music. And I hear it. Pitch perfect. Pitch poifect. I'm there too late. Oh, that's tricky. That's tricky. Alright, so here's the deal. Forty points. I'm going to give you a point. Alright, so here's the deal. 40 points. Good start. Be impressed. Good start bro. Be impressed.
49:21
Drink it up! Drink it up! Good catch. Uh oh. No, go up there. Oh wait, I punched the agent.
49:34
Oh. Wait. Isn't that clean? Oh, money! Booger! Boop! Uh-oh. Boop! Careful. Boop! Yeah, I did it! I made it last! Big tap. Oh man, that was good. Careful. The tap tap is a legit play.
49:56
Now, now I just got to speak. Uh-oh. I didn't give you your bone. I didn't tilt. No, you didn't tilt. It's just the entertainment. I just gotta plunge it.
50:11
Get a bonsai run. Bars! The game is... What do we do? Can we restart this? Yeah. I did it all off. Hold on, wait for it to count down your bonus. Alright, sorry.
50:32
We had a bit of a misfire there folks, we're gonna start over. Uh oh, point and a date. Point and a date, oh no good. I mean so good. Live it, love it, I live and love it. I don't know the whole song. Oh, oh sweezy deezy, that's what they call me. One top shelf squeepy-deepy in the mail.
51:10
Uh, what? You got classic up there. And the hater's gonna hate, hate, hate. We're just gonna get muted anyway.
51:22
Oh, God. Shaking it off. Ooh. That is just the grossest beat. Oh, God. Nice save, my man. Oh. That, like, gave it momentum.
51:39
Oh, my God. Don't. Flip it off. Oh, no. What are you flipping ahead? Into the shit feet. Shit feet. There we go. Finally, some of them. Oh, God. Oh, you could have trusted that. Oh, that was a nice little wipe.
52:06
She's just a woman. Uh... Oh, fuck! I hit it! Damn it, you fumbled that. Oh, that was a fumble. I didn't want that. That was a fumble. She's just a woman. I'm not sure I know what that means. That's the lyrics that you didn't know. Wait, what song? Baby, love it. She's just a woman. Oh! It's not just repeating what you said the first two times. Baby, love it. I love it, love it. I mean, it works. It's actually, she's loving it, is what it is. Baby, love it. I love it, love it. Oh, that's a good one. Kick that egg. Got it. Good trust. Oh, I thought you hit that target. Oh, stop! No, I was poke passing. That didn't work. Oh, 13 came on for a second. Oh, 13's got a blinky problem. Is there anything up there?
53:21
Oh, there you go. There comes the moony. That was fun. Riffstick! Here comes that moony. Jeez. There it is.
53:39
Man, you got the good move on that ball. That was Dopey. A couple mashed potatoes. He got a ripstick. He got a ping pong. The old mashed potato ripstick ping pong. Good ball. Look it up. Good ball. Look it up. 14K, ball one. That's a good ball.
53:59
Oh, nice bounce. Drink it up. Just drink it up. Woo-hoo! Triple ripstick right there. Yeah, what shade of ripstick is that? Hmm.
54:18
A Waffle Bird. A Waffle Bird? Po'boy. I need some coffee after that one. Two good balls, buddy. Two good balls. Don't look at my name. Here we go. Another one. Nailed it.
54:42
I heard you guys stay out late and go on too many dates. Yeah. I'm staying out too many. I'm staying out too many dates.
55:02
Yeah, you know, she wrote that about us. Not us as in like one of us and Taylor Swift, like just the guys at Deadfoot.
55:12
Hit one. Love you. That's what people think. People are transcribing the whole song in our favor on the twitches.
55:29
Oh, God, no. Oh, the old nothing. The old nothing shot. Yo, show them a dream pass. Shut your mouth.
55:40
Oh, come on. Oh, nothing. Oh, look! The cobbles came off! That's a smooth drain pass to player two. Yeah, pass it, pass it up. Player two catches it. There it is. Alright, 40 is good. 40 is where you want to be. 40 is pretty legit. There we go. Nope, no 8 ball deluxe there.
56:01
8 ball deluxe. In the 8! Look at it! There's no crying in pinball. Oh no, no, no! Well, I got one looking good. Yeah, you do. Alright, I want that also. Don't crash me. Oh, drink up! That was so rare we made a drinking game out of it, and now it happens almost every ball. We've just gotten better at shooting. Oh god. Oh god. No! Oh, fling strike. That was a short for sure. Alright. It's alright. It's good. It's good. I got to stop doing that.
57:15
Love you. Pimp. They call me the pimp. Pimp. Uh-oh. JD. Do, do, do, do, do. Good ball. Two 30s, man. You're getting okay. Super Panda. Thanks for coming, buddy. All right, folks. If I get them all down right now, we got to roll over. You got to rolly-coly if you knock them all down. Oh, come on. Give me the ball.
57:50
Good start. Solid. No! Bad finish. Oh! Jade, the first bottle gone. I'm mixing drinking coffee and the whip because I am falling asleep right now. Perk up. Yo perk up Jade Oh Perk up Ah two of them down that way Her face bothers me so much
58:23
Taylor, it's a weef to my face. Yeah, I'm thinking that person shouldn't watch her anymore. I mean, your face bothers me. I just wouldn't hang out with you or watch your YouTube videos. Um, wait, are you saying you don't like my face? I like your face. Oh, thanks, bud. I like your face, too. Here we go. Yo, fellas, turn it over yet? We are working on it right now. Right now. So if I knock everything down and then play for a minute, I'm good. You're leaving? Here's what we're going to do.
58:58
You're going to do it right now, so we don't have to cheat. You have two chances right now. Also, we don't have to turn down for what? Yeah. Got this button. Good. Turn down for what? Keep it up. No, don't get this out of here. No, you are about to win. Get the chat room. They'll be there.
59:38
Listen, you're close. You need to do that again, but you need to get all of them. Oh, man. Break your drink. All the money. All the money back. Money back guarantee, folks. That was awesome.
59:56
Oh, no. There you go. Thanks, buddy. Give them the key. Alright, so here's what we're going to do. We're adjusting the tilt just a bit so we can drive the machine a little bit more. Because after we had Brad on yesterday, he was exclaiming that this game was completely unfairly tiltable. Of course. You've got to get a little room, I guess. Should you turn this off so you don't... Yeah, because it is an EM. I'm not sure how the high voltage crap works with these.
60:41
I just want to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. Shake and cough. Shake and cover. So, okay, so the tilt is low, but it's there. Should we just drop it for now? To get this? Because I've got like one more game and then I've got to go. Yeah. Drop it. Let's drop it. Drop it? Alright, it is dangling. Oh, that dangling. I don't know if that will redo it or not. Let's see.
61:18
It's done. So it's not off, but it's a big process to take it all the way off. Yeah. Folks, these tilts do not count towards strength. Unless you want to, because it's still going. Okay. Ready? Ready. Folks, I don't recommend this. Jack, don't break the game. Do any slide savers? No, we're going to do this. You have one game, and that's all you need. I got one again, that's what we need. Alright folks, turn it over. Rising up, straight to the top. Two players. We're gonna play all that pinball. You may want to take that away from me. I mean, whoop, free point. Rising up. Free point. I'll get in there. I'll drive it home. All right. Good. Sexy.
62:27
Maybe I can get my, like, sexy slow slides going. Oh, we got this. Oh, my God. Oh! I still felt it. All right. Don't do that. The stick is still there. Just don't jerk it. You're a smooth slider. It's all about smooth slider. Yo, smooth that. Smooth that. Smooth that. Yo, I gotta go, this is gay. You gotta leave. Yeah, man, I gotta roll the boat. Let's go! It's all about the smooth side. Smooth side.
63:09
Ladies, smooth side. Good way to go. Oh, backhandy. Backhandy? Sorry if we're moving the machine off the screen, folks. I'll try to slide it back. Just like that. Oh, God, I feel like a player again. This is so good. I can move the machine. Oh, excuse me. That tilt, that move. Whoa, what? How the fuck? Yeah, that's right, buddy. It's called danger. Oh, you're up. Excuse me.
63:59
There we go, folks. Tilt the wind, folks. Tilt the wind. Not going to be it. There's no reason for it to go anywhere. I don't understand. Super Panda, you will in time. Understand. That this is the most important thing we've ever done. Oh! Go!
64:24
High five. Well, high five, Joe. Roll it. I'm rolling, I'm rolling, I'm rolling, I'm rolling. Cold coffee? Is that what you think that? I don't know. Or no, uh, sole something.
64:52
Oop. All we did, folks, was adjust the tilt just a hair and that was enough to give us a little wiggly on this thing. Yeah. Adjusted it just a little bit. Just a touch.
65:05
It is technically still on. It is on. Because Nick tilted his first ball. His first ball. I'm not sure how though.
65:22
Yes, all these points. Ten points at a time, David. Didn't yet. Oh, I thought you had it. Okie dokie! Why did you fight that? On purpose. Yo, 50 going into ball three? Yo, I think you got this bro. I mean I got a long hill to climb here. Then climb it. Shake it off. Wiggle it just a little bit. Oh god, no. Ding!
66:11
Fast. Oh! I would have pinned that! High speed. I see you, dude. Get away. I'm done typing. Super Panda. My name. Alright, this is it. JD, come on, while I'm here. You've got an even 50. Good luck. It's the eye of the tiger.
66:31
You're good. Oh my god, that was stupid. Isn't that amazing? The hard ones I would like to... Careful. Just pull it back into the industry. Oh, I hit something on the other side.
67:09
Got this. This is too much, man. Too fucking much. Oh, stop hitting that. Oh, no. I can't find anything over there. There you go.
67:35
Don't act tilt, please. But do your best. Do your best. I think you did it. Tilt pop was not removed. I will give you a video of it.
67:49
No! Oh, my God, no! No! OOOOOOOOOOOH! Are you... Are you kidding me? Oh, that's so fucked up. Dang. Yo, one more. We have to. One more. I can't, you gotta play. You just needed one more damn target. Will you roll this over? Yeah, alright. Will you, uh, adjust the tote box back when you're done? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, god, I'm sorry. I can't be here for your That was so sad. What did you guys do to the tilt? All we did was unscrew it and drop it down a little bit so it's a little less sensitive. Because before you couldn't touch it and it was tilting. Now you can give it a little wiggle. But I'm pretty notorious for sort of grabbing the machine. I can do this on most machines. You grab it and just gently pull it in one direction. And that tilt just sort of stays in the center. But because this thing was so sensitive, sometimes it would jerk too hard. Let the towel flow! Ninety... oh my god, alright, let's try this again. That is so freaking dumb I can't even handle it.
69:14
And now this is the lowest pinball in the game. I'm just going to play all three balls to their freaking maximum potential. Outstanding. I can't believe that fucking happened. One target, one freaking target away from rolling it. There it is folks, just a slow slide. See that's all it is. A slow slide. You can do that on most games without freaking out too bad. You just have to get a really good grip on it. Alright, that's a good ball one. Oh, I should have put in more plays. I am so incredibly, incredibly salty right now. Alright, let's just do that again.
70:30
Oh no. You got this, J.D. Blue Continental. Thanks for coming, bud. Okay, we can do this on ball three. Three's a little low, but we can make that happen. Come back clean. There we go. Sorry, the camera's moving a lot. Not happening. It just took all the wind out of my sails. It just one shot away. Okay. For the sake of time here, I'm putting in two players. And we're going to do this.
71:21
There's the eight. Drink the freaking drinks. Get drunk, because I need to be drunk as well. Oh, come back. Nope, didn't work. Drink it up. Oh my god. You scared the shit out of me. You scared the shit out of me! How you doing buddy? I'm sorry. You're fine. You're doing great. Can you grab me a beer? Don't let that last. Not a port, port beer. Oh god, good god. Freaking farts. Alright. I'll keep that up all day. And nothing will happen. Oh, man.
72:29
Yo, I'll grab an Instacart for you Monday. Thanks, bud. Bye, stream. Happy weekend. Mr. McFeely is leaving. Oh, wait. What do I say? Speedy delivery. Yeah. All right, buddy.
72:47
Speedy delivery. Um, yeah. Shit. Oh my god. Yep, he did sweet thing. Not going well. Oh. I don't want to be your freaking knight between you and me who can do this. You and me. Let's roll around. Oh my god, it's not happening.
73:55
Alright. Okay, okay, okay. and the haters gonna hate hate hate this is not going to work folks I'm sorry I don't know I'm coming that close, just really take it out of you. Alright, here we go.
74:54
Open that gate, dummy. I'm going to tilt this thing. I'm pushing the limit to where I can move it. Come on, hit those targets! No! Oh my god! Two away. Wait, uh...
76:13
Son of a bitch, you freaking goddamn... Alright. Alright, we're gonna be aggressive on this. Cosmo John, we did not take the Tilt-Bob out. We just, we keep all of our games like super ridiculously hard, and we just lowered it so that you can move it around a little more. I think you're able to move it around a little more than you should.
76:43
No, she's still on there. Thank you. Yeah, we just lowered it. Taking it off, we'd be able to drive this thing across the room. Oh, there we go.
77:34
Fuck. Whew! Alright, that's a good ball. Actually, that's a great ball. Just keep that momentum up. Oh, God. Just little slow movements is all you can get out of there. Oh, give me that eight ball. Get in there.
78:24
Oh no no. Oh yeah, we, uh, so our buddy, uh, what's his name? His stream's called Table Camera something. He just started using a Tilpob camera, which we're going to have to start implementing. We were talking about it, but he actually got it working.
78:51
Till Bob Karma has flowered our young hero. Alright, those are two really good ball ones. Let's see if we can do that again in ball two.
79:01
If we can have fifty going into ball three, we'll be doing pretty good. Jazz music. Grab some drip snacks. They just said, stream won't stop until it rolls over the machine. I'll stick to it. All right, 37 is not terrible going into ball three. Oh, hell yeah. Drink it up. Oh my god, alright. I'm going to scream. It's going to be a lot. Don't eat it. I'll do everything in my power to save you. There we go.
80:35
That's all we need, is to find out multiples of 2 every time. Oh, the Lazarus is real. And the slap saves.
80:52
The double Lazarus! Oh, come on. Oh, get that freaking target. Gotcha. Okay. Come on, baby. You got this.
81:17
Yep. Yep, yep, yep. Yep. No! Goddamn. Chris is back. Eighty. Hope you folks enjoy watching a man suffer for his art.
81:58
Oh, careful. Tilt a lot of posts. Or, why did I do that? Are you leaving? Oh. Alright, so that's one side down. Very good, very good, very good. Can I push a button? Uh, they're super pressure sensitive, so be careful. No, I don't do that.
82:46
Okay. We are close, folks. We are close. Get that, aw, screw you. Come on. Clean. Clean, clean, clean. See that? All right, eight ball. Alright, 8 ball. Target! Alright, so that's all of them. Now we gotta try to put this red thing to see if it brings them all back up for me to continue blowing it apart.
83:55
Shit. I don't know if that will give it to me. You may watch this video if you can't have a beer. If I had done a little better on ball two, that would have been it.
84:16
All right. We're getting too close to stop, folks. Taking this hoodie off because I am dying. I just want to hear you say, get the free ball. DOS Bacon's, we reduced the tilt so it's not so sensitive. So I'm able to drive it around a little bit. But it is, the camera setup is mildly touching the camera. Oh, okay, cool. Hey, can you lock up behind you? Alright, I'm all alone again.
85:04
All the money, all the freaking money. Kill it. You jerk. Okay, this is a good ball one. That's a hate ball. You still at work? Gross. It's Friday, man. Oh my god, can I hit those super high or super low targets? Oh. Gotcha. One. Oh god, that was... Oh nice, I got it.
86:28
Gotta hit that 15. Oh crap. 15, come on. Oh, I hit. I touched it. Okay. Good team. Wow, you're the worst.
87:02
Oh, I don't even have the hit ball yet. Yes, folks. I quit smoking after 20 years. And that is not an exaggeration. And it just I chose the wrong game to be playing I going to quit smoking
87:33
Oh yeah, David. Nice and fast. Here we go. Beautiful. Oh. I can't stop hitting him in the same damn place. There we go. That was good.
88:18
All the points. Oh shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. No! Alright, actually these are two incredible ball wounds. I think we're on our way. Thanks man, yeah we'll see how long it lasts. Too thick self though, they really do.
89:14
Oh my god. Not good. Okay. Both of these balls have a... well, ball one, ball two have a very serious chance of rolling over. Getting that eight. Nope.
90:04
You... Okay. Hope you folks got your popcorn. Might be here for a minute. Oh my god. Exactly. Saucer equals cheers. My man, I made it. Keeping it real.
90:44
I'm going to open this door because it is getting warm in here. Night, Super Panda. We can do this. We can do this. We can freaking do this.
91:15
Just need all the balls to be good. Well, ball two and three anyway. All right That was stupid. Oh yeah, wipe it down.
92:16
Hello? If I get murdered on screen, Man, these old warehouses are creepy at night. Oh, God. Oh, don't show it. Oh, God. Nice and slow. Nice and slow. Oh God. Oh, don't go. Oh God. Nice and slow. Nice and slow.
92:52
Oh, you ding dong. The camera is like moving crazy every time I nudge this thing. All right. The frustration is real.
93:26
This sad lastest. Oh my god. It's got a... under my chi or some shit like that. Sorry for swearing, it's really frustrating.
93:55
Okay, okay. Okay. All right. You just gotta knock all down the, just, all you gotta do is knock all the targets down. They're right there, just knock them down. Right? All you gotta do is knock them down. Oh, let's do it. Seems pretty simple to me.
94:16
Knock those down, knock those down. Get the eight ball, call it a day. Right? I'm feeling this night's going to be filled with salt and tears and drinks.
94:41
Oh, I hit that. Oh, God. All right, we're going to get aggressive with this thing. We fucking sold it to the...
94:55
Ugh. Nevermind. Anything over ten on ball one will get you there. If I went where I had thirty million on ball one, I don't even know how the hell I did that.
95:21
Oh, no! Come on. That drop catch, though. Zip. Oh, God. That's so good. Oh, hit that freaking target. Alright, no, that's good, that's good. Anything over 10 is good on vault. We need at least 45, 50. Panda. Holy crap. Thanks for the inspiration, brother.
97:20
You mother... That's still workable, but we want to get at least 40 going into ball three.
97:39
Okay, that should have tilted. Something must be up. That was definitely generous of me. I'm not that smooth. I'm ex-Arminer. How the hell did I do that? 235. 35, that's okay. So four, five, six, seven.
98:24
It's the eye of the eye. So if the whole concept of knocking the targets down and being able to get them back up with that target, that red thing, yeah, I'm driving this thing around too much. There's something wrong with the tilt.
99:08
Oh, baby. Sharks. That ain't going to be it. We're at the 15th. Time screen is 45. So going into ball three, I need at least 50. 5. Nope, 45. Because you get 500 points per target you knock down. We might be able to do this with 35. Pick it up. Two at a time, that's all I want. Yeah, get the hard ones out of the way, baby. Beautiful.
100:27
Are you ready for Ironman? Dude, I am. After playing this, God no. The frustration of pinball is becoming a real thing.
100:43
But it sure looks like people are voting the crap out of Ironman. Unless you're rigging it, Doss Bacon. Which still counts, I mean, it still counts. Alright, so I just hit that red target, and all it did was give me a special knock, a free game. Unless they all have to be down.
101:20
Come on, one. Gotcha. Alright. I'll try to hit that special target. Death Mask, thanks for coming, buddy.
101:46
I'm streaming until I roll this freaking game over. And you know what? I think with a few hundred more points, we got this. Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is it. This is freaking it. As long as I don't tilt. Don't tilt. Don't tilt and we win. I could just drain it, but that takes the fun out of it. I want to get that freaking target. No, no, no, no, no. We're playing the fire here, folks. This is it.
102:54
Oh, my God. Count it down. Oh! I the Tiger, baby. F you and F you and F you and F you and F you and F all of you. I'm never going to play this game again in my life. I'm just kidding.
103:24
Holy crap. That sucked. Oh my god. 643. I'm checking this tilt. Yeah, see? It's tilting just fine. I don't know what the frick's going on. I wish you'd shake it. Oh! I'm just really smooth, I guess. I don't know.
103:56
Good times. Holy crap. I am a sweaty mess after that. Alright. Now that the pressure's off, We're going to play one more game just to clear those shitty vibes we were playing with the dump.
104:26
Alright, holy crap that felt good. And I'm glad it didn't take nine more hours. Fuck Overwatch. Woo! Man, victory laugh. Let's do this. Lazarus. Pep is with me, folks. Pep the old man got a pinball. Oh man. Oh man! That's a little bit... Live? Oh, shucks. No!
105:23
Yeah, Death Mask, this game on Pinball Arcade, I remember playing it briefly back in the day. And it didn't dawn on me until we started streaming that it was the same table.
105:34
Um, holding my breath, counting it down. All I had to do was kick the game and it would have been over, and I would have had to play all over again.
105:43
Whew! Super Panda. It was that speech, man. Got me pumped. Got me all freaking riled. Look at that. Here we go folks, ink ball on the fly. Ink ball on the fly. Let's wipe them all down. So I can attest that hitting that red target does not bring the hitting the special target does not bring the stand-ups back up. Because I hit that shit about three times. They just kept giving me a free game. 215k. That's awesome, man.
106:33
Come play this thing in real life and you'll learn to beat this game a lot faster. Oh my God. 55 my bad. We'll do one more. Come on Jack, can you do it again? Crap dude. Alright, this is my last shot. I mean I rolled it over, but we'll see if we can do it one more time. one ball or one game. Big ball on the plunge. Clean. Holy crap, too clean. There's a tilt. All that, that's how I play. Holy crap. Do it again. I'm never gonna roll this game over again in my life. Oh my god! All of a sudden the game's fucking centered again. Sorry for the language, but... And it tilted ball three. What the hell are you doing down here, dude? Tilt me because you're fucking pissed I rolled you over? Yeah, you are.
107:54
You're my bitch now. Only took him four days. Time to get another beer. I promise you this thing is not rolling over again.
108:17
There's an eight ball plunge. Come on, clean. Drop catch. And he grabs the hardest one first.
108:32
And then the second hardest one. And then the fourth hardest one. Okay, this is going really well actually.
108:44
Do not kill me. Oh, nice. Saucer drink. Oh my god, that's the whole right side already. This is going really well. Grab the freaking ball! Oh my god. No!
109:14
Oh gosh. Okay. Okay. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Come back. Hell yeah, I got that one. Oh, God, bring it back. Nope. Oh my god. That was a fumble on my part. I'm about to wipe all these down in a while I suppose. Uh, yeah, this is only on three balls, death mask. Holy ball one, crap! Coljack, you may get your wish. Uh, maybe not. Okay, the fact that that didn't tilt... I think there is something wrong.
110:24
They just tilted. All I had to do was breathe on it a second ago. I'd like to thank Super Panda. I'd like to thank the stream. I'd like to thank Family Swift for all her hot jams. To all the damp here I've been drinking all week. You know, the food that Nick eats in front of me and doesn't get me any. That's always fun. Man, so many people. If I forgot anything... uh Close. 55 going into ball 3. Maybe another one. Can you do two in a night? Is that a thing? Give me the 8-Ball.
111:37
There we go. Nope. I'm confused as to what this tilt is doing. You look so dead. Okay, two things. One, it's nasty hot in here right now. Two, I am just... Nick had to run out and get me some coffee because I was dying. Walking Dead, folks. The Walking Dead.
112:17
Oh, that was lucky. We're going to have to remedy this tilt problem once I'm done here. Because that ain't going to fly in tournaments. Please, please.
112:55
Just let me knock them all down. No. How much is that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 2, 4, 6, 7, 9. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. Not enough. Oh, you son of a...
113:29
That's all I got left of me, folks. Oh my god. Well, that's... hold on. Everything in my life is on fire right now.
113:50
No bonus. Again folks, thanks for coming. Let me give you a quick tour of how our machines are set up here, what we're dealing with. Alright, next week, holy crap, that's going to suck. Sorry if this is making you dizzy. Come on, come on. Alright. So, over here, we have our Dark Knight, Getaway, Metallica Pro, Thrift Tales, ACDC, Hot Shots that you've been watching all week. Then we have, it's kind of dark, wait why is it so
114:37
freaking dark? Over there we have Simpsons, Data East, next to it is Dracula, next to it is Iron Man, and next to that is Twilight Zone. And we're going to be dragging that Iron Man back inside here, probably where Dark Knight is, so that we can be loud and screaming stuff because everyone works in there. That's the studio everybody. That's where all the animation magic happens. Pretty stupid. Anywho, put this back up here. Thanks again for an awesome week everybody. Almost rolled it over for you again, I'm sorry I didn't. I don't know what the hell's going on with this tilt.
115:20
Because it seems like... Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Whatever. Thanks, Josh Bacon. Yeah, it's a nice spot. This was an old Latin dance studio that I had demolished and then rebuilt. The room we're in now is our photography shooting studio for video and stuff. And it's slowly being taken over by pins. and out there is where the kitchen, the bathroom, all the animation, stupid stuff like that is. Death Mess, thanks for coming.
115:52
Don't forget to vote. The link is on Facebook and it's also on Twitter. I think Marie also posted it up towards the top of the chat, if you can still see that.
116:05
Yeah, I guess that's it. If you folks are ever in Chicago, give me a holler ahead of time and we'll build you one of these fancy things. and then you can come battle us right? I don't know alright folks well have a good night thank you for coming and we'll see you Monday goodbye probably Iron Man I'm guessing I don't know Iron Man playing Iron Man bye