Hello, hello, hello, hello! Once again, we got pinball time. way to open the show. But at least we got to hear your intro music. Hello everybody, MPT3K. Tonight. Thank you, Davey P. I'm not editing that out. That's staying in. That's me like this. Yeah, so, um, Good Brief 76, hello. Welcome to the stream. Sorry. Sorry. Welcome to the pinball theater. Tonight, I thought I'd mix it up a little bit and play two games that are incredibly brutal. Okay. I'm going to do two terrible things to myself. This here is Defender. I've had this VPX Defender since I think 2018. Someone on vPinball named Takut uploaded it. I altered it a little bit. I fixed some of the flipper settings and just some of the some, I didn't, I'm not a VPX dev, but I did change it a little bit so the slope wasn't as steep, and I watched a bunch of Defender. I've played once, a Defender once, at I think an expo quite a while ago. But anyway, this one also plays incredibly well in VR, so it's really fun. And the reason I say that is because it's got a lot of stand-up targets. There's two targets here. Let me do this. Let me switch to the master screen. There's these two stand-ups here. These are baiters. and they pop up. And then there's the landers, all the landers here. And so the object of the game is like Defender, like the video game, like that over there. Okay? So what I'm going to do is I'm going to try and play Defender here. And we're going to go over there and play some of the Defender. I don't know what the criteria for that Defender versus this Defender is. Let me know if you guys have a suggestion. If I, like, fail completely at Defender, maybe one for one. I mean, if I do one for one, I'm going to be walking back and forth a lot. because both these games are brutal. Maybe two for two. Maybe three for three. I don't know. What do you think? Two for two? Two games here, two games there? I don't know. So, actually, actually, two things, two hello, all, two arcade by far. What? Bert, what are you saying? Two things. Oh, is that one zero? like binary and then two arcade by far um love your shirt i'm huge oh yes oh i forgot yeah like hey i type like old people i take like hope people have sex slow and sloppy wait here i got something for you you ever seen a grown man naked um let's see yeah i forgot to sing you guys the um the pinball song if pinball if pinball sign i know what you're trying to say you're trying to say it's time for pinball it's pinball sign oh okay let's start let's start over there let's do two let's do two two games of defenders so you guys can that's actually a better idea don't start with the pinball machine because you're not familiar with defender hey little bubble gum the bubble gum we're gonna walk over there and play a little defender so check it out nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch i'm a big deal big deal all right so this is williams defender 1980 one of the hardest and defunded defended and defunded one of the hardest games that came out Now, think about it. This came about the time of Space Invaders and Asteroids. Two games that have... Oh, Nunez! Thank you for the host. Whoa! Awesome, awesome. Captain 12, what's happening? I just dropped in. Yeah! You ever watch Friday Night Movies? My condition was in. Yeah! Oh, my condition, my condition. Love that game and its sequel. Oh, yeah. Stargate. Stargate was the sequel. So check it out. Rewind to 1980, right? You've got Space Invaders and you've got Asteroids. Yeah, Space Invaders, one stick, one button, right? Asteroids, maybe three buttons, maybe four with hyperspace. Defender, seven buttons and a joystick One, two, three, four, five, six I think it was seven buttons and a joystick Who the hell in their right mind Is going to put a quarter on a machine That has more buttons and joysticks Than all those games combined Okay, so Imagine this, right Pinball is starting to get destroyed By video games And the pinball companies react Now Williams owned obviously Defender. So they decided to make a pinball machine called Defender? Question mark? Like marketing? Like what's going on? So I'll try and I'm not really good anymore at Defender. But I've got my spaceship. Right? And these are the landers. And they want to pick up all my guys at the bottom. You see the little men looking like they're wearing backpacks on the bottom. So these guys are going to try and pick these guys up. Alright I'm doing okay But wave one is really super easy Because all you get are landers We are being Who's that? Pinball with fear Oh crap Pinball with fear just raided us With nine beautiful viewers Hello pinball with fear What's going on? I'll say that again in 30 seconds In case people are getting ads Um Okay Here we go Here we go Boom There are two kinds of people Those that can play defender And those that can't I love that Alright here we go I'm half of both. So now, now the game has started, right? So now you've got everybody. I have to... Oh, missed him. Okay, but he didn't fall from a long distance, so I saved him. Notice I have the radar up top, which was a huge thing back then. Like a radar that showed you action that wasn't happening in front of you was huge. And what you want to do is you want to get through four waves. Once you make it through four waves, you can... Let me see if I can do this. Got him. Got him. And you drop him down. Oh, crap. How about this guy? I'll get this guy. No. Oh, crap. I killed him. You only get ten guys. Now, either they get stolen or killed. If you can last ten waves, four waves, four waves, you suck hyperspace there we go I'm going to use that I'm done so pinball with fear what's your what is your initials we'll put pinball with fear I'm going to put I'm going to start with a P just assuming that you start with a P alright maybe P let's see there's two kind of people Pimple the Fury. We're playing Black Hole. Nice. I'm going to send people to check this out. I think the radar was... Yeah, the radar was intimidating because it's like, oh my God, there's more stuff. Oh, GCD. Got it. There's more stuff than what's on the screen. That was the scary part. That definitely was the scary part. So DaveVP and the guy said that we're going to play two for two, okay? So you can get an idea about what's going on with this game. We're going to play one more. I know I'm not terrible, but I used to rock like... I used to get up to like wave 8 at least. Now I can barely make it to wave 3. Oh, you suck! Like right off the gate, you can die. You can res in and die. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the what? No, we need these... Did you see how many guys were getting picked up? Like sometimes They get super aggressive in wave one sometimes Alright here we go Here we go Man has got his groove What Come here watch this Oh I thought that was the last one Got him you're safe You're good baby You'll live You'll live Piccolo Oh yeah that's right I keep forgetting Piccolo is pinball with fear crappy crap you can reverse right into I used to watch people play this and they used to just stand here and go like that and never move and I'd be like dude you got a spaceship bro you can fly around with the greatest of ease never die with all your smart bombs if you're gonna if you need them use them so watch this I'm gonna hit this Smart right there on that pod, which is a waste. Oh, I killed my guy in there. Okay, so now we have an idea about how freaking brutal Defender is. Let's make a pinball machine the same way. Okay. I present to you, Defender the pinball machine. Oh my God. So this is trying to emulate that. Okay, so how do we walk through this thing? Well, up the top are the lanes. Those are bonus X, right? Those are also bombers. You can kill bombers by hitting the lanes. You have the landers. These are the green guys that you just saw. These are the green guys. They pop up, okay, and you have to kill them with the ball, obviously. These are baiters. So when those little flat chips come out, if you've taken too long, the flat chips come out. These will come out. Those represent the baiters. Now, what happens is here are all your men, all your all your humanoids. You'll see the landers pop up when the game starts. I can just kill a lander or if it flashes, that means it's captured one of my men. Then I have to really kill it. OK, I have to clear 15 landers to get to the next wave. If you can see, there's a, down at the bottom, right, lower left, it says 18, and it says 00. That 18 will represent the wave I'm on. If I can make it to wave 4, I get new everything, okay? One other thing is, there's a gate here, there's an escape gate, but in order to open that escape gate, I have to hit two pods. Why do you folks have different Twitch handles? A lot of people have different Twitch handles. What's up, Dalton? Yeah, this game is hard. There are two pods up in that little left orbit. If I can hit both pods and kill the swarmers, I open this gate. Oh, and my favorite feature about this game. There is a multiball. Three locks inside it. Here are all the swarmers. Three locks will lock. There is no jackpot, though. This is cool. I never knew there was a defended pinball. Yeah. There is no jackpot. There's just a multiball, period. It's just, okay, here's more balls. There's no jackpot. So my favorite feature about this game, and I'm going to tell you right now, is what they call the reverse, which is actually the kickback. You have to hit the kickback, meaning I have to hit the kickback. I have to hit the left magnus A button to fire the kickback on my own. Okay. so you will see the ball go right past the kickback and I'll try and hit it and not get it or you'll see people see the ball start to go down there hit the kickback and then it drains anyway because they missed the timing the way to relight your kickback they're calling it reverse in this game so that's as if I'm switching back and forth and reverse the way to relight your kickback is to get all the lanes up at the top again alright two for two right here we go. I'm in wave one and they're already starting to lift up. Look, the game, it's in the shooter lane, but it's still happening. So as soon as you hit start, the game starts. It doesn't care if you're there or not. Quick easy lock. That was good. Oh, you also have a smart bomb. I have a smart bomb on the right MagnaSafe. I have three smart bombs. Three smart bombs and they're represented by those three bomb targets up there. I got two easy locks for multiple. How insane is that? And I'm getting We're getting hosted We're getting raided Flipstream Oh my god What's up Insomniac? Oh, Puntronic Raiding Winner Party of 14 What's up Puntronic? Let's see if we can get That third lot going Meow meow meow Puntronic knows What I'm talking about Yep, that's me Son of gun Oh my god, I got two It took a while for Tron It took a while to get to your sound Game over I'm not kidding I'm not kidding That was what this game considers a fair fight Two balls locked for free Drain, drain, drain That's what this game considers a fair fight We're going to try again Now my high score on this is 1.2 million I'm above that I wanted to Hey what's up I wanted to watch some Backhats Based on TV And missed it Oh that farce on TV No I didn't even bother to watch the farce I'm sorry I didn't. Good grief. I feel you were cheated. Nah. Sounds easier than Xenon. Yeah. Might be. I played this in real life and it's dummy hard. Yeah. Alright, let's try again. This... But I don't know. Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment but the one thing I do love is the manual kickback. Like, you get no help with the kickback. Right now my kickback is lit. And it plays like those... So I have to hit landers. You hear him picking up? You hear him picking up? Get over, get over. Oh my god, I can't even... I think we need a house ball command. What's that, Fliptronic? Thursday for more cats. They have a... Fliptronic has a bad cat that is in terrific condition and is awesome. I just kind of let that train. You know what? Oh my god. Okay. Let me stop being afraid of this game and actually freaking play it. All right. Let me see if I can get my lanes. Okay. Got my lanes. Okay. Don't. Please. Thank you. All right. It's hard to explain what's going on too. Oh man. Wow. Hey Dalton Or Dave VP I think it was Dave VP Thank you for the follow What does that say Fem the dream Freem the dream Freem the dream. Let's go three for three. Flipstream, thank you for the sub. Let's go three for three. I'm not... I feel embarrassed. I gotta put up an actual game. What the actual F? Bert. Uh, loose flip. Yeah, I was playing drinking game during that debate. I'm a little rough right now. I'll watch the VOD of the debate. How about that? Three for three is acceptable? Thank you, Dave. Let me at least put a score up. Maybe. I'll get a multiball or something. Alright, so I have to hit landers. Ah, crap. I screwed myself there. Okay. I have to hit landers, right? Oh, it does that sometimes. Oh, and I missed it. Forgot to mention, sometimes it kicks that. Instead of feeding the shooter lane, it just kicks the ball right out the friggin'. Yeah, and I missed time to kickback. So, if I really want to feel like an old man, I'll play this game. I missed time to kickback. Stop! Stop! Just stop! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! I'm sorry Kickback! Oh manual kickback! That was me. Let's play defender You'll see the switch after we come back So I have a better chance with this right now Holy smokes Oh boy I'm shotgunning bourbon Because of the debate And it's a school night Does that still work? It does but it takes a picture over there see now you guys are testing all the all the redemptions on the wrong side of the screen uh I'm just taking a shot after oh oh same sounds right guys same sounds I haven't checked to see if those work and it takes a special skill to be able to Woo! You won't die. There you go. Oh, there's another guy getting picked up. Some of you are going to have to die. Oh, I just killed him. Let's do this. Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I murdered you when I was trying to save you. Boop, boop. Baiter. I hate the baiters. Oh! Hmm. Yeah, I... I think that works. I think Polaroid works. I kind of just put this together real quick today, guys, so that I could struggle through Defender in many, many different ways. Sons of guns. Let's hope for wave three, maybe. If they drop from a small distance, they don't die. Which one do you guys think is harder right now? the game, the video game, or the pinball machine. I'm tempted to buy one of those misters so that I have zero input lag when I'm playing this. Because there is a tiny bit of input lag. I'm on a main machine right now. There's a tiny bit of input lag. but it's not enough to scream and holler about. See, since I had four smart bombs, so I used one of them there. I don't know. I'm better at pinball. Yeah. I'm not too bad at this, though. I can put up 20. Let's see if I can put up 20. 20! Spoke too soon. 18. Oh, so many people are doing so many things. Thank you for the bits, Dalton. What are your initials? I'm going to say D. Look at it this way. You're better than 99% of the population at this. DSE, all right. DSE. D. S. So anyway, you guys get the gist, right? One more. One more. Wave one is supposed to be easy. Now, I've seen guys that are so good at this game that they let the baiters, They let the landers pick up all the guys on the first level. So they can maximize the wave one score. They just let them pick up. That's a little tricky though too. Because eventually they start picking up. Don't never sit still. Never sit still. Never sit still. Thank you. I'll go over in a second and see what... See what that was all about. Ooh! Ah! Thank you for the bitties. Tiki Pinball. I feel terrible getting bits for non-pinball. But this right now is what I'm doing. I'm trying to give some pinball history here. Why did Williams create a pinball machine for this? You sons of guns. Guns of sons and sons and guns. The problem sometimes for me is I look at the radar too much, and I don't look at my character on the screen. Oh, you... Woo-hoo! You died. And I get cocky when I kill them. Oh! Okay. We're gone. We're gone. Back home. What's going on, guys? All right. All right. Missed it by that much That doesn't count Not over here I can't miss it Um Pinsami I thank you for the Bit Um I got I got the situation handled You give one bit You get rewarded You give more than that You get rewarded Uh Let's see Alright Here we go Defender Trivia Single channel of sound No overlapping sounds True True. True. True. Single channel. My plunger is wacky. Let's see if I can put up a decent score on this now. Kill the landers. Trust the middle post. Lock the ball. Good start. I I I I I I I I I I I I keep forgetting that if there's balls in there it's gonna drop the ball from there but there's no warning it doesn't tell you is that flipstream again it doesn't tell you it's gonna do that Yes, that was flipstream. My buddy. Now I can set some goals for myself, right? Like, I'm trying to shoot the pods. It feels so good when you can hit that kickback on your own, though. When you save your own ass by hitting that kickback. Now I have to relight the kickback. So I have to get that top lane. Oh, that was so close. They're picking up. They're picking up guys. They're picking up guys. Clean that glass, please. So the baiters have popped up to deflect my shots. And you can't shoot them from behind. No kickback. No reverse. Oh, this game was... This game was built to just take your quarters. Suck. No kickback! I got all dressed up for you guys too. I even have a lavalier mic. I have a wireless mic so you can go all around with me. Gotta save the points now. I need that shirt. Awesome! Yep, next point award is saving for the shirt for me as well. TV Pinball says, so I way prefer Williams Joust Arcade over pinball. Yeah, I'm not saying this is, I never said this was a great game. I said this game, this game exists. After I redeem Custom Sound, I am mostly saving points for the shirt or Keith faces. You're trying to shoot the pin pods. I'm trying to shoot, so here's what I'm supposed to shoot, right? You're supposed to knock all the landers out. You get 15 landers, you get to the next wave, okay? Up in the backbox, you can see it says... Right now it says Wave 14, but it's not Wave 14. Of all the pinball tables out there, this is one of them. That is correct. I lost count. Is this game 2 or game 3? I don't remember. But in case you guys... In case you guys want to know, I'm more afraid... I'm actually more afraid of... Hey, some of you awesome rolling wonders here. Kickback. I'm more afraid of the video game, actually, than I am of this. Eugene Jarvis is the incredible mind behind Defender. He wrote the whole game by himself. I don't think I've seen this game before no matter where you go, there you are so this is game 3 ok Vaughn, thanks ok cool, I'm ok with it being 3 oh by the way, let me not interrupt myself so many times, I was saying Eugene Jarvis is the one who made this game, Defender not the pin the actual pinball machine the actual video game. And he said, it was an interview he did, he said, or he was talking to his team or something. His whole perception of video games is that the player should be in constant peril from the moment they put a quarter in the machine. Think about that. The player should feel in constant peril. So now think about the games he wrote Defender He wrote Robotron 2048 What else did he write? He wrote Stargate obviously Every one of those games Is There's no rest Ever There's a rest between There's a rest between Waves Very minimal So I can usually sink it in like that Oh, I was ready for that one Let's see if I can get this one the same way Nope This is one of those games I noticed that you can't boss it around You kind of have to tell it to chill out Oh, you son of gun That just drives me nuts You have to tell it to chill the frack out Yes! Okay, I'll show you a multiball There are no jackpots Oh, that's not multiball yet? Oh, crap I thought that was multiball I think that's ball two lock I'm going to use a smart bomb Because too many guys are getting picked up And I'm dead Two hundred and ninety Really nice defender art print Oh, cool. I used to have a Defender shirt. I was looking for it, but I couldn't find it. He made Wicked Hard games. Yes, he did. And addictive. Yeah, Wicked Hard and addictive. Pissed. Just doesn't work. I don't know why. All right. Back and forth. That's what the stream's all about. I met him. Where's the picture of me and Eugene Jarvis? I have a picture of me and Eugene Jarvis at an expo. I used to have it right up on this machine, actually. Now I'm really pissed off. Catches prevention on how Defender was developed. Very interesting presentation. how do you make such amazing sounds though with such little sound technology and that's another one of the things about ah sorry you shouldn't die on this level about Eugene which is amazing yeah I'll just I'll kill him with me I'll kill him with me I was going to say another thing I was going to say. I know this isn't Star Wars. Is your Defender pinball table the biggest mod version? I don't know. Hey, if you want to check it out, um, good grief. On vPinball, there is one by Talkus. This is the one that I That's the one that I have It's by somebody named Talkus You can't Talkus out of anything Okay, now I just need to go over through And just kill as many of them as I can Or I can run right through them That'll work Dalton Thanks for coming to the theater Grab some popcorn on your way out So I was going to mention Speaking of old school I'm having this old school kind of revival Now at FreegoWatch There is a Stern Stars A Stern Stars machine At FreegoWatch Okay If anybody's familiar with Stern Stars I'm not quite familiar Because I haven't really You were in the way bro I haven't really played it. But, I'm not going to get to play the original Stern Stars because they modified it. There's a gentleman on Pinside who posted his new code for Stern Stars. And it involves setting up an Arduino and such and such. Well, anyway, you know, people are bored. And so they went ahead and modified the Stern Stars at Free Gold Watch. I'm going to stream it on Thursday. I played a couple of games of it. It is wickedly cool. Now, you're probably wondering how can you make, you know, Stern Stars even better. Because it's actually pretty cool itself. There is a... Imagine Stern Stars with a ball save. Right? What's that win? Imagine Stern Stars with a ball save or with Wizard Modes which it has now It very cool Like you have to hit the pop bumper a certain number of times to achieve a certain thing What the crap was that? was that? I'm going to get sent to the... Give me. Run. Ah, crap. Hyperspace. I didn't want and land him. Give me 20,000. Give me 20,000. Give me 20,000, please. Right into him. No 20. I just donated to a guy named... Oh, let's see. That is making the VPX... Oh, Bored, who's making the VPX... Oh, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, I have to check it out. Stars Ain't Bad, gonna cost quarters. Main time. And welcome to the stream. Yeah, what's up, Wynn? What's up, Mr. H? Already looking forward to the stream of Stars. Sounds awesome. Yeah. So it is... This one's gonna be mine. It's very cool. Matt over at Free Gold Watch was like, Hey, you gotta try it, you gotta try it. And I kind of didn't try it for a couple times. And then I tried it once, and I was like, and what's cool about it is it's, you know, it's got chimes, right? But the guy who, he's on Pinside. If you look up Stern Stars 2020, Stern Stars 2020, you can find him on Pinside. And you can look at the video of all the stuff that he did to upgrade it. He made the chimes go nuts. um so yeah it's exciting plus I like the feel sometimes of those solid those early solid states sort of like this this I mean you know sort of like the defender but not exactly wait actually I don't want to put defender and stern stars in the same not really See, you should shoot it first And then Get out of that situation, Manu Oh, he died Oh Fracky frack I challenge anybody In chat to a game of this, though Seriously It will hurt you I want to hold on to this guy I gotta kill him. I can't just run past him. What was cool about this game also is that you could actually... It felt like you could press the fire button as much as you wanted. There was no limit of, like, there was one bullet coming out at a time. Oh, you little murderers. You know what else? So the guy who did Stern Stars Wind, he also did Blackjack. So Bally came out with a EM, not an EM, a solid state called Blackjack. He did the same kind of treatment for Blackjack where he, um... Oh, I shouldn't have done that. I want you to both die! Now! Oh my god. Okay, I just need to get out of here. Let's see. Once those baiters get on you, man, forget it. These guys are annoying because they're stupid and they just kind of fly around. Does the main cabin you're playing have the same button layout as Defender? Unfortunately, no. And that is a great question. So I'm kind of making it work. But the distance between the buttons is way too much. I actually play this better on a real cab. On a real Defender. I play much better. Let's see Who did something Who's the last person to do something Uh Do do do do do Do do do do do Peppers07 if you're here What are your initials For a For a video game I'll give you 15 seconds Um You shut your mouth when you're talking to me. Is this Star Wars for the Atari? Oh, I timed out. All right, no problem. Never mind, this is Defender. Okay, let's go back. Let's go back. I might stay over here for a little longer, for a little while. Let's stay over here. Let's settle into this. This guy is what you came for. So like I said, the VPX of this is by someone named Takut. T-A-K-U-T. Not familiar. This was uploaded in 2018. I would love to see the biggest mod for this. Because it's probably so much more. It's probably got a bunch more to do. Not a bunch more to do. Boop boop. One thing you gotta do is... Oh! Good save. One thing you gotta do is you gotta tell it to chill. I think the strength of the flippers is still a little hot. I think the flipper strength is a little too much right now. So I may alter that because it's sending the ball so fast. Alright, two guys are being picked up. If you can see these lights flashing, I can smart bomb them right now, but I don't think I will. Because I have some time to get them. Now three guys are getting picked up. I might just use a smart bomb, so here we go. Smart Bomb used And all those guys are dead Now if you notice If I've killed enough I should move to wave 2 And all my guys will come back Good shot This is a multiball Like I said There's no jackpot It's just many balls This is a good opportunity to get some points though and kill a lot of... You still have to do the kickback manually during this insanity. Now, this is where I wish I could stage. I cannot stage flip on my V-Pin. I do not have stage flipping capabilities. This is a good ball. I like this. Oh, this one's working for me. Yeah! Boop! Ahhh! What was that? That was the most baller move ever. Alright, so they start to pick up a little more aggressively. You see four people are flashing right now. I'm missing everything in chat. I'm going to use a smart bomb. I should have used a kickback. Wow. So 541 is actually pretty damn decent for this game. So I should have used the kickback at that time. Now they're picking up. They're not waiting for me. They are flying in. Okay, got my kickback relit. A little trust there to the... It's a bit of a tricky multiball to get. I got two smart bombs so I want to use them. Boom. Because I'm in a situation right now where I'm on ball three. And just like Defender, you shouldn't die with any smart bombs. You should try not to die with smart bombs. That baiter! No more reverse. Oh my god. Wonder why they didn't have the technology fully developed yet for auto kickback at that time. Hey Vaughn, I'm not entirely convinced that they didn't. I think this was a telemarketer's calling me. I would need to look that up. Right? I'm feeling like this is a deliberate manual kickback. I feel like it's a deliberate manual kickback. I feel like they do have the technology because the technology is just a switch and a coil. That's the technology. Damn it. I think it's a design choice. Yeah. Oh, I could actually use my smart bomb. You can use your smart bomb when you've drained. Like you're dead. A million! A million. I feel so good. By the way, I keep forgetting to do this little thing here, but I got to show you guys the pinball network schedule of awesome pinballers that are also part of the pinball network. Right after this, we're going to roll in on Don't Panic Flip, like we normally do, who will probably be streaming something amazing. like I mentioned, everybody else who's on here, Flip N Out Pinball, Ray Day, Straight Down the Middle, TurboGrafx, What The Flip, Emily and Dr. John, and the Pinball Mafia, and Faye. Don't forget Faye. Just Another Pinball Podcast, and Just Another Pinball, Just Another Pinball, Just Another Pinball, yeah. Check out the Just Another Pinball Podcast, too, because that is a, it's actually a really good podcast. on pinball. So, let's see. Let's put one more up. So, I got a million. How happy am I? I did a million. Thank you, Penn Stadium. The revolution in LED lighting for your pinball is finally here. Order yours now at PennStadium.com. Order yours now, Penn Stadium. I have my Penn Stadium. Do you have yours? You suck! Not you, Scott. Not you, Scott. I'm talking to the game. Boom. I'm actually talking to me. Get in there. Get in my belly. It's coming out here. Yep. I think there is a warning. This flash is at you. Doot, doot. Doot, doot, doot, doot. Doot, doot, doot. Saw that coming. No. Oh, look at the trust. Look at the trust fall That was a trust fall Boop boop Hey Scott Did you ever own A Stars By Stern Did you ever own A Stars By Stern Cause I know you owned A Cactus Canyon At one time Ah crap Smart bomb Smart bombs get me out of danger I never own stars Okay I know you would never say that to me like that Okay So I was telling everybody All of our lovely people in the pinball theater that I have the opportunity to stream Astern Stars on Thursday. But Astern Stars with the Arduino update that that gentleman on Pinside just uploaded maybe a couple months ago. It's actually a lot of fun. It's a really good addition to that game. And I hope that he continues doing updates to old solid state machines. Especially for the owners who might be looking for a little extra fun on their game. That was two. Boop. Let's see if we can kill these. Kill these landers landing. Why am I so lame with those lanes? I need that freaking reverse. I just tried the biggest mod version and it's pretty decent. The table has decent DOF as well. Okay. I need to grab that version. I need to grab that version. I'm going to do one more of this. I'll do a couple more of this. Sounds like a blast. Very cool to see this progression on an older machine. Yeah. I wish they would update code for NBA Fastbreak with current teams and stuff. Maybe a VPX version someday. Good luck. Yeah, I wish too. And what would my aunt say to me? You could wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first. I almost didn't say it, but it's not as effective if you say poop in the other. It's not as effective. You're all grown-ups. So, sorry. The problem with this game is, if you don't do exactly what the game wants you to do, which has killed all the baiters I mean landers it won't give you any points. It doesn't give you points. It's like, well, you didn't do what I told you to do so you don't get any points. There's no way else around points. I am a wave two. I'm a wave two. I'm a baller. Woo! Get in there. Crap. Let's go hyperspace. There's that hyperspace shot up there that I have no idea what to do with. Okay, I got my kickback back. Hyper? No, no. See what's happening in chat. Hey, what's up? Oz Eric. Welcome to the pinball stream. Mike Douglas is the only man that ever made me face. Alrighty then. Well, that was almost my fault. They are picking up like crazy on me right now. They are picking up all my guys. What wave am I on? I'm still wave two. I'm going to use the smart bomb. Oh, it's a good thing I used it just before I freaking drained. That was a good ball one. Here comes a bonus. Granny Clump was the best. Still don't get that reference But okay That's a quote from Nelly Professor Oh Right If I'm going to go and quote a movie I should know some more quotes from the movie Was that the one with Janet Jackson? Huh I'm going to see if I can get that gate open. No such luck. I have to put up 20... So let's see. I have to put up 1.2 million on this defender and I have to put up over 20 million over 20,000 on the video game. Alright? Jad Jackson looks more like Freddy Jackson. you are my lady you are everything I need why would you say that good grief That messed up Alright I gotta put up I have to put up. I have got to put up. 20,000 on this. 20,000 is a wimp-ass score on Defender. 20,000. I gotta get my arcade stance now. That's a little lower than my regular stance. but not as low as my dance stance. Just take it easy. Pick them off one by one. Take the easy route. Ooh. Crap. Kill who you need to kill. Oh, he's going to die. He's going to die. Damn it. I wanted to get that. Look at how many guys are getting picked up. I can't save them and then kill them. Alright, just take it easy. Just calm down, man. Just calm down. It's all good. You got this. You're a Twitch streamer. You can play video games. Getting low, getting low, getting low. Let's break it open and blow it up. Wait, wait. Boom. Okay. Coming up, coming up. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. Oh, shoot. This game. You could res up in this game and just immediately die. 15 baiters. You have to kill 15 landers, I mean. You have to kill Joyce Landers. Dr. Joyce Landers. Oh, that was Dr. Joyce Brothers. You suck, all of you. Picking up everybody. Everybody got picked up. Yeah! What's up, Don't Panic? That was baller. Oh! Yo, seriously. I'm going to smart bomb these assholes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really try not to swear on my stream. 20, right? I said 20, right? Boom. 20. Let's go for... I'm really... Guys, when I set this up, I go... Boy, I'm going to swear a lot on this, aren't I? These guys are all going to... I think I'm done. I think that's it. Do I have any guys left? Yeah, I have three guys left. Okay, we got to stick around and protect our men. We got to stick around and protect them. Wait until they come to us. You little... 21 21 let's see Penn Stadium what are your initials if you're still here I don't know if Penn Stadium if you're still you shot that one ended that guy I think it's I think Penn Stadium's initials like S I'm gonna guess Scott oh no maybe it's just like P S What do you guys think pin stadiums in this was all? Pin stadium. P. P. S. You can't see the glass you're trying to clean. Pin stadium. PSU. PSA. PSA. That would have been better than PSU. Now he's like a power supply company. I know Scott, he likes to dip around from stream to stream, but it's always a pleasure to have him stop by and say hi. He's a busy man. He's got kids and priorities and businesses to run. He's like my buddy Jay Adelson. Damn it. Jay at Scorbit. Awesome dude. Awesome, awesome dude. Did you guys know that Jay at Scorbit started Revision 3? Did you know that? he was down with Kevin Rose and the whole that whole company thing with what do you call it? What was it? What was that site that ended up becoming Reddit? What was that site? It was a PHP site that had tech news and you would like it. It was the first site that had likes and stuff. Somebody help me here. No one remembers. Well, Scott Allison and Scorbid is that guy. Tech Pioneer. Awesome dude. Land. Just do it. Dig. Thank you, Dave. Dig.com. Dig.com. That's right. Dig.com was like given a lot of grief for kind of S-ing the bed when it came to their version 4. Oh my god. I saved both of them and I killed both of them. What happens when you run out of men? You go into space. Oh, I landed. I just landed nicely on that thing. Pinstadium's initials really should be RGB. That is classic. I like that. Oh boy. Nope. Let's see if I can wipe out the rest of these cats. Here comes Vader! Because they don't like to wait! Yep. Hyper Snub! Oh! The two of us cannot occupy the same space, bro. Got him. Can you imagine what it would be like for the person flying under your ship with explosions? It's just like... Oh, that was a mistake. I hit the friggin' hyperspace instead of the smart bomb. We're going to put DPF on this one. Women inherit the Earth. DPF, what are you streaming tonight? Back. Boom. The Galaga King. What? Really? Really? Really? Really, Galaga King? I'm honored. Ghostbusters? Sweet. Alright, I'm honored the Galaga King is here. Oh, pinstam should be, uh, Welcome to the pinball theater, Galaga King. I will definitely remember that name. I am not the Defender King. But I am trying my best right now to show the people some of the game. This is definitely a flippers down game Keep your flippers down Keep your flippers to your freaking mouth We're going to end here We're going to end on three games of Defender This is game number one We're going to move over But thank you Bounce Thank you guys for Oh that sling was hot get in there I highly suggest sometime you find a game where you have to manually hit the manually hit the the sling the kickback yourself it is hilarious this makes me feel like Black Knight Sword of Rage, it really does or shall I say this game makes this Black Knight rage. Maybe I shouldn't have said that. I gotta be me! Damn it. Oh, this game just can kiss things on me. That don't normally get washed. I re-watched Black Knight the other week. Black Knight is a movie? Fliptronic! I sound like an idiot right now, don't I? Black Knight is a movie? Oh, Martin Lawrence! Yes! Oh, that was cool. How was Black Knight with Martin Lawrence? Seriously. Flip. Flip, tell me. You rewatched it, so it must have been at least good enough to rewatch or bad enough to rewatch. Look at how they all rush out. I was having so much fun. It's not bad. Surreal, you think it's not bad. Gina! That was my end. He travels back in time to Camelot 2001. It's a Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Pretty funny, not bad. I love this stuff. Blue Streak, Bad Boys. Yeah, but Bad Boys is a good movie. I don't know about Camelot. I mean, Black Knight. Oh, I get it. That's the same joke that I just used. Oh, welcome to five minutes ago, Manu. Good job. Do that again. Okay. That was just too fast. That was just too fast Alright a million is the best I can put up on this table I think 1.2 Woosa It's Campy and you know me I love Campy What about Becca Does Becca love Campy Or does she just like You Does she love Campy or does she just, like, let you be you, boo? Does she just let you be you, boo? She digs campy, too? Okay, that's why you guys are... Cliptronic, as I was typing, you know, as I was typing love is... Love is... What did I say? Removing a stuck ball and placing it gently on your flipper for you. I was like, yeah, that's a T-shirt. That's a T-shirt right there. Pick up my guys, why don't you? I will murder you. Is this game two of three? I don't remember. It sounds innuendo-ish. It does, but it's sweet. No, but it's sweet. I hate this game. I should have never done this. I regret nothing. Where's my button? There it is. last game. Last game. Second verse, same as the first. Once again, by the way, guys, and I'll do this. I will add the link in the description on YouTube for this table and possibly the biggest mod, if I can find it. Because I was just informed that there was another mod of this table. That's probably... Really, Manu? That's probably a later build. Link in the description below. Up and over always works. Wow that outlaying is a jerk. Street Fighter 2? Now wait a minute. What other pins have arcade counterparts? Street Fighter 2 does. This line in Street Fighter 2, I love. He goes, he goes, For you, it was the most horrible day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. I'm pretty in love with Raul Julia in Street Fighter. Jean-Claude Van Damme. What's up, Wax? Waxy waxy Wax have you worked on this game Um The defender The defender The defender I wonder if I can get At least get you guys Are the rubbers made of concrete on this I don't know You tell me That's why you're here Oh Can I get you guys one more, one more multiball? Not if I let the flipper down as it's going away. Alright. Good grief! Thank you for the bitties. Thank you for the bitties. I'm in one of those cages with the money and you can't pick the money off the floor. You can only get the money that you can catch your hands. That's how they get you. You can't catch money in your hands when it's flying around. That's it. We are out of here. Wax, I'm sorry you got here late, but we're going to go over and check out Don't Panic the Flip Out, You Mofos, because Defender and Defender can both kiss my butt. Okay? They're both hard. And now I'm talking like Bill Cosby in the jail with the pudding pop. He's in jail and he's in the pudding pop. All right. I'm out. See you guys. I'm being silly again. So I apologize about the bad jokes about the Bill Cosby. You know, that used to be my only impersonation that I could do and I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore. It's not even cool. What am I going to do if I can't do a Bill Cosby impersonation? What the put and pop? Can't do it. Ah, whatever. See you guys. Thank you. Outro Music