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Jaws analysis, Stern production updates, shark mechanics debate.
Stern Pinball is shipping Godzilla Premium LE machines this week with James Bond Premium and Jaws Pro following
high confidence · Zach Minney as a Stern dealer providing production scheduling information
Jaws Premium LE will ship mid-February 2024 with Premium following late February/early March
high confidence · Zach Minney citing dealer scheduling from Stern
Jurassic Park Premium has jumped to number 2 on Pinside Top 100, surpassing Medieval Madness
high confidence · Zach Minney referencing current Pinside rankings
Harrison Drake (Stern lead engineer) stated the shark eating ball mechanic 'sucked' and was 'basically a moving scoop'
high confidence · Quote from Stern Insider Pinball Podcast featuring Jaws development team
Jaws Premium model features upgraded side rails mimicking previous LE models with straight-edge lollipop design
high confidence · Zach Minney noting detail from Jaws Premium product pictures
Keith Elwin added two up posts to Jaws to compensate for lack of up post in Godzilla
medium confidence · Dennis Creasel discussing Keith Elwin's design preferences based on Godzilla and Jaws comparison
A heavily rumored Alice in Wonderland pinball game is being discussed as possibly releasing this year
medium confidence · Mentioned as topic for Pinball Show club members' in-depth discussion; listener noted as rumor
Stern is preparing another run of pinball alley/game room signs for 2024 with improved packaging to prevent damage
high confidence · Zach Minney discussing Stern accessory production updates
“Baby Yoda doesn't move. The hell if he doesn't, he will move. Just like that shark will eat balls.”
Dennis Creasel @ ~7:40 — Humorous skepticism about the community's obsession with the shark eating the ball mechanic
“Why does the shark no eat ball?”
Zach Minney / Community @ ~48:30 — Central viral meme/debate point within pinball community about Jaws design
“It sucked... It wasn't a moment. It was much more pronounced now that it is a bash toy than when it was basically a moving scoop.”
Harrison Drake (Stern Lead Engineer) @ ~51:00 — Official explanation from Stern engineering for why shark eating mechanic was removed from Jaws
“I'm wondering if maybe that's what that is versus the enthusiasm that you sometimes see. I personally think this was a better approach.”
Dennis Creasel @ ~45:00 — Defense of pre-recorded gameplay video approach vs. live reveals prone to technical issues
“You may be 80% plus of the market, but the arrogance to have your podcast not available through RSS is shocking and inappropriate.”
Dennis Creasel @ ~54:00 — Criticism of Stern's proprietary Stern Insider Pinball Podcast distribution strategy
“There's nothing like that feeling. Whoa, whoa. Okay, all right. I'm ready.”
Zach Minney (bidet tangent) @ ~42:00 — Comedic transition back from extended personal hygiene discussion to pinball analysis
“The video assets are what tickled my fancy the most, though. I'm so glad to get all of those video assets. I just don't care all that much about the video assets.”
Zach Minney vs. Dennis Creasel @ ~40:00 — Contrasting perspectives on Jaws video assets and importance to gameplay experience
“The proof is in the play, not in how he talks about it.”
Dennis Creasel @ ~46:00 — Defense of Keith Elwin's flat affect in gameplay presentation vs. actual game quality
business_signal: Stern's distribution strategy for Stern Insider Pinball Podcast lacks RSS feed, limiting accessibility; Dennis criticizes as arrogant given Stern's market dominance
high · Dennis statement: 'the arrogance to have your podcast not available through RSS is shocking and inappropriate'
sentiment_shift: Widespread viral meme/debate about 'why shark no eat ball' across multiple Discord communities; community creating visuals and hashtags around the mechanic debate
high · Hosts discussing viral nature of discussion across TPS/TPN/EGP Discord channels and community engagement
competitive_signal: Jersey Jack Pinball producing higher-quality gameplay reveal videos with professional editing (Elton John example cited as superior to Stern's approach)
medium · Hosts discussing Ken Cromwell's editing approach with dynamic shot highlighting vs. Stern's simpler presentation
content_signal: Stern shifting from live gameplay reveals to pre-recorded, edited video format to avoid technical issues and provide controlled narrative; hosts prefer this approach
high · Dennis praising pre-recorded approach and noting problems with live reveals; discussion of Keith Elwin's 16-minute Jaws video
design_philosophy: Shark eating ball mechanic was prototyped and built but removed because it functioned as a 'glorified scoop' and created no meaningful gameplay moment; bash toy implementation superior
high · Harrison Drake quote from Stern Insider Pinball Podcast: 'it sucked... basically a moving scoop... wasn't a moment'
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design_philosophy: Keith Elwin's design preference for up posts over scoops; deliberately added two up posts to Jaws to compensate for lack in Godzilla
medium · Dennis discussion of Elwin's scoop avoidance pattern across his recent designs
market_signal: Jurassic Park Premium jumped to #2 on Pinside Top 100, surpassing Medieval Madness, indicating strong secondary market value and collector preference; Stern scheduling additional March production run
high · Zach Minney citing current Pinside rankings and confirming continued production demand
product_strategy: Jaws Premium upgraded with side rails matching previous LE models; straight-edge lollipop design mimics Avengers Infinity Quest approach
high · Zach Minney noting detail visible in official Jaws Premium product pictures
product_strategy: Stern Pinball production schedule confirmed through dealer: James Bond Premium/Jaws Pro (this week), Stranger Things Premium (through month end), Jaws LE (mid-Feb), Jaws Premium (late Feb/early March), additional Godzilla Pro and Jurassic Park Premium runs in March
high · Zach Minney citing dealer scheduling information from Stern
rumor_hype: Alice in Wonderland pinball game heavily rumored for 2024 release; Pinball Show planning club-only detailed discussion
medium · Zach mentioning rumored Alice in Wonderland game and noting club member discussion pending
supply_chain_signal: Stern addressing packaging damage issues with pinball alley signs; modifying manufacturer packaging for next production run to ensure better protection
high · Zach noting higher damage percentage than desired on first run and confirming Stern implementing new packaging