Well, Sam,
hi, Mr. Primbo Theater. I'm here with Matt. We're doing some stuff.
Oh, are you live right now?
That's all. I just went live.
Oh, okay.
Sam.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah.
I don't know. I'm just a path of adventure acting up.
Yeah, that's fine. Like me and Sam have gone over that a bunch of times. It's a a little annoying cuz I don't know if he could really fix it. It's not a game changer. It's It's not I changed the layout. Look. What do you think?
Where's the camera that's doing that? Oh, that's there.
So So I'm doing this now where it's long so you can see the action button. See the whole player? It's like tournament style.
Oh yeah.
How you like this?
Oh, that's a good layup. One, two, three.
Yeah,
I dig it.
Did you have to adjust this cuz it's now the [music] bigger Spike 3 system?
Nah.
But I like this. My logo's smaller. So now you can when you're playing the game, like if you're here, right, and you're clipping on the game, they can see the action button. They can see all the stuff that's going on. You want to play?
I just started it. Yeah. Let's go.
Put me in. Hello everyone. This is Matt and Manu and we're at Frele Watch and I'm going to stream Star Wars for a little bit. I'm kind of starting to like this game.
Yeah. You weren't the you weren't the biggest fan of this game.
No. But
uh from the top I I kind of remember.
I mean, there's not a lot to like about it. I think you called it you liked it even less than Foo or not Foo Fighter but uh Venom. Was that what you said? I think you did say that.
Wait a minute. Get a close look at
that. Get a close look.
Terrible.
The left flipper
the claws.
No, it looks like he's blowing somebody.
He's He's He's on the little microphone. He's calling for help. He's saying R2. Whatever he's saying, stop that part. That that I remember that scene gave me uh it was scary as a kid to watch that.
That's Jordan being dirty.
All right. All right. Here we go.
Scores going on.
I got my chat here.
Chat's here for the Tronic in the house.
Tronic in the house, dude.
Irod. Oh [ __ ]
Ira. He's mad at me probably cuz
Ira's mad at you again.
No, he's not mad at me, but he asked me five minutes ago if I was going to stream.
Oh, okay. Well, let him know that we were listening to uh some some super slick city pop. City pop like
Yeah. Yeah. I just got hipped to the genre. So
I just put mad mad up on his city pop
into it.
That's my [ __ ] City pop.
I want to try and put some scores up before Isaiah even thinks about coming over here.
All right. I'm going Death Star all day.
You going to go Death Star all day? All right. Good.
Let's show everybody that it does work and you never get a bounce back on it. [laughter] You never ever get a recheck.
Flawless.
Works flawless.
He said, "Look, I'm still in bed, but I can show up in time." Yeah, I'm going to go for maybe an hour and a half, look at you. Get it in.
Hey, we're getting raided. M who? MN Retro Gamer. Thank you for raiding us. Welcome in. This is Free Gold Watch.
This is
in the in the hate.
The famous hate.
The famous hate in San Francisco.
This is the owner of free goal watch.
Almost death saved.
Oh, we should legalize death saves. They should be legal.
Lando was upset about that.
You are you learning to death?
I know how to do it. It's got to come at the right speed. Just Yeah, but why?
Cuz it's fun.
Well, I want to shake up all your equipment.
You don't touch the equipment. But is it is it fun?
It's very You know what? Once you do it, it's um it's you just feel like you kind of want to do it all the time. Once it works, it's very satisfying.
It's never a tournament play obviously.
Yeah, obviously. It's Death Star.
What's up, Paul?
What you say? Never turn it into never a free watch. It's just that
never at free watch. Really? [laughter]
Only the owner owner can do it.
God damn it. I got to let chat know that there's a Stephen Silver. Does it say the titular line from Star Wars? What is Well, the titular line in Star Wars would be Star Wars, wouldn't it? They never say, "Luke, what are we going to do about these Star Wars?" [laughter] Master Luke, I am concerned about the Star Wars.
Yeah, I'm doing it. No,
I'm think about it. In all the Star Wars movies, being that that is the name Star Wars and all the galaxy traveling that they do, they never actually encounter a star, [laughter]
right? I don't just I mean, you know, it sounds better Star Wars, but I guess it's just Planet Wars.
Yeah, there's no stars.
Yeah. I mean, for all the the millions and supposed billions of stars out there in the galaxy. You figure they would have ran across one or two,
you know, like maybe they got a little bit close, but no,
you broke my Wookie. You know, when they say, "What's up with all these Star Wars?" [laughter] Look, look, look, I got two of them.
Oh, yeah. There is.
What's up with all these Star Wars? The death star is star. Is that what the whole war is about? That thing blew up pretty early.
It is. Did I get in? Oh, are we Am I in?
You're in it, dude.
I'm in it. Wait, how am I in it already? I
think you stole all my locks.
You can steal Death Star locks.
Oh, no. No. I wish. I shoot him. I am. It's never that easy to get into. I got my attabol ready. I'm going to maze you guys with my pinball skills right early in the morning. How many jackpots I need? Uh, Matt,
I'm not paying attention. What?
How many jackpots do I need?
Um,
does it say like 11 12? I can't even read.
Say, it just says super jackpot is now at 30 million times two. So, that's
Let's see if I can trap.
But it doesn't say. It just says shoot death star to collect super.
Oh, okay. Thank you, bro.
Got it, man.
Let's shoot that. Let's shoot that Death Star then. Put that Death Star like Luke would.
Blow it up.
Man, I used to bag wamp rats in my T16 back home.
I just hit it.
Dang. Fall safe.
[ __ ]
You got to be kidding me. There we go.
Oh, nice.
Yeah,
that was impressive. [laughter] Ah, do that again. That was cool.
That's what I'm talking about.
All right, I got work to do.
That's what I'm talking about. You need all the jackpots. What's up, Borg?
Stephen, what would you what would you think? Ah, shoot.
Don't trust the technology. Vaccines are alive. I love that. Um, wait, wait. Before you go here, let's check this out. Stern Stern just put this out. Check it out.
What is this?
I don't know. Check it out, dude. Read it out to read it out to the group here.
Stormtrooper mode.
This is not the code update you're looking for. Introducing Stormtrooper mode. You'll get unlimited balls, but true to Imperial marksmanship, you'll miss every single one every time. No jackpots, no combos, no mercy from the Empire. This is not true. This is actually stern.
Well, you can't really read it. That's actually stern.
This is a joke, by the way. [laughter]
That's really stirred.
Yeah.
Clever over there. Clever.
I can't believe String.
I know. It got me actually. I was like, what is this? Um, Stephen,
what's up? Prospector by Sonic.
I want to get my Death Star multiball.
There's a user in chat called Prospector by Sonic.
Oh, I love that game.
We used to have a Prospector, but then Matt sold it cuz he doesn't like happiness. Uh, it I like that game. I think I like Mars Trek a little more.
I like I like Prospector.
Prospector was like pinball with a capital P.
Mhm.
It was Laurel and Hardy.
Yeah, it was. Oh,
good.
That's coming back. All right, let me focus on actually getting some jackpots here. This is ridiculous. Ball saver is now done.
Isaiah said it takes 30 minutes to get there. I'll be there in 10. Jesus. Oh my gravy. I get no no no eyeballs from Yoda.
Thanks. Thanks for nothing. Yoda,
you you would have had to hit the Java pit.
Yoda's a wamp rat.
Hit that.
That was bad showing.
You want to?
I have to.
Okay, there's two more in there and then my stream is over.
Well, you want to just plunge and like get it going or you want to actually try to go for something here?
I I maybe I should go for something. Or maybe just running over the storm trooper mode.
There's enough stormtrooper move.
Um, imagine Isaiah doing the ferris wheel cutting through backyards and jumping fences to get there. Let's see. Fun fact, Stern has has to make at least one Disney owned IP every year, which is why we get so many Star Wars Marvel pins. Not sure that's a Is that really Jordan? Uh, let's see. This is a scene platronic. Uh, TL man who gets stormed to promote on every game. True story, Jordan. Indie Arcade Wave. Thank you for the follow. Welcome in. This is Free Gold Watch here in San Francisco. Lovely spot. Hey Jordan, what do you think of my new layout? This is the new layout. Now, I'm going to see what jeans you're wearing.
I'm going to I'm going to skip it. We're going to play a new one.
Yeah.
All right.
I'll take the loss.
We're going to play a new one. Okay. You got to go first, though.
Didn't you just go first?
I did.
All right. I'll go.
You go first.
All right. All right. I should have signed in because if I did well, I need to be in. It's just rare, guys, that Matt Henry sign
plays pinball. Period.
I got that. I'm so slick now. I got it in my wallet. Who you do?
JB taught me. Shout out to my boy Justin in Pittsburgh.
All right. Well, it stuck with him. [laughter]
All right.
So much, man. Uh, all right. Here we go. Skillshot.
So, Matt, are you thinking of upgrading to the
I am thinking about it.
Yeah,
people seem to like this game. So, a bit of a We didn't quite know what the reception was going to be. Um, I think the results are in, amigo.
It's pretty fun.
I'm not I'm not hating it anymore. I really hated it at first.
You remember?
Yeah, I do. I do remember. I I almost felt bad for buying it cuz you hated it so much.
I didn't
I didn't like it. And then I
I played it.
You refused to work on it. You didn't ask me.
I [laughter]
uh arcade.
There's just something to be said about a just a nice simple fun layout. I don't know. I just It's cool. It's clean.
Indie Arcade. If you're ever in town, you got to stop by. If you ever make it to Cali,
we don't say Cali.
I know. I just
I don't know why. Whoa. That was uh I had to stop you short on that, buddy.
Oh, you know what Jordan likes to do? Jordan's a good Jordan's a good friend of mine, but he always sends a [ __ ] you to me because he says San Fran.
O,
he always does it just to make me mad.
Yeah, San Fran and Cali. I don't like only LL CoolJ says Cali.
This is the pro. Jordan is from California though. It just says Cali. That's why he lives in Texas now.
Yeah. Oh, speaking of Texas.
Yeah. Yeah. Why? You don't have You're a better player than that. Do that.
I'm better than that.
So,
Stephen Silver, a question.
Yeah.
What would you think about
like a chatty
like a a quick chat podcast?
Yours is mystery pinball
with uh different people who work on
the screens on pinball.
Yeah. M P
Stephen Silva. No one says Frisco in San Francisco. [laughter]
You know that Stephen
Stephen. I would love to put together like a little a little chat round table podcast, not podcast, but
something for just something for like YouTube or whatever where um I get to talk to you maybe Kelly uh from Pinball Brothers and I would love to talk to somebody from Stern, but I don't know who Stern screens. But anyway, about the process of of getting these assets together, you know, the one over there, all those stuff
stepping in.
No, no, it wouldn't be a podcast. just be a one-off a one-off conversation about
um the people who create
the digital assets in these games cuz I'm one of them now.
Oh, is that right?
Cuz I'm doing I'm doing everything for Matrix.
Everything. All the stuff. And it's a lot of stuff. And holy smokes, I never thought
I would have to create stuff cuz Matt, you got to create, you know, uh, extra ball animations and replay animations and lock is lit animations and multiball and the scoop is lit animations.
That was brutal. That was just brutal right there. I don't even know. Cut me. Cut me. I don't even know what was going on.
Did you find it?
No, I couldn't find it. You said it was history.
MPT3K.
Oh, MP3K.
I mean, you can the whole thing.
Oh, wait.
You're going to be on TV now.
Right on, guys.
Hit hit that follow button. Thank you.
I got you. I got you.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
I got I got to do my social stuff right here. You know what I'm saying? Holy smokes.
We'll do the
um Stephen, I would you want to deal? Yes. [music]
You know what? I I love this idea. I want to make it happen, Stephen. And using like your name, maybe you can help me get in the door with other people.
Um I have lots of questions to ask.
It's a good idea. um about you know the the talent required you guys to do the screens on these games. You guys don't even think about it.
This [ __ ] doesn't happen automatically.
Even if you're using a movie license,
you got to do everything.
No one can do it except Jordan, but everybody else it's difficult.
Damn, I keep hitting that.
Don't use my name, people.
Don't use my name. All right, I'll use my name, Stephen. I'll just use my name. don't really like.
Yeah, I noticed that like regular arcades don't really have
Damn it. I can't hit that ramp.
Come on. Come on. There we go.
Who used to love pinball? You can see that video in your bottom. [laughter]
I like this layout so much better.
Yeah, it does look cool. Chop, chop, chop. All right, I got some work to do, dude. Oh my god. Again. Uh Randy says that the uh Toy Story um road trip multiball lock is needs to be recalibrated again.
Okay.
You know what I'm going to do, too? I'm going to um Hey, why don't you show me how to do that and then Oh my god.
I can show you how to do it.
Uh show me how to do that and then I'll uh you don't have to lift the playfield, right?
No.
Okay.
Nope.
Walter.
Hey, Manny. Thanks for the follow.
Yeah.
Oh, that's you.
Hey, [laughter]
I was saying
Oh my god, that's terrible. Hey. Hey, let's do a three-player game and let's put the homie in. Yeah, let's put Randy. What's up, Chad? I'm Manny. Yeah, Manny.
All right, hang on. I got to finish kicking this guy's butt.
No mercy.
All right, no mercy. Next game.
That's That's never been said by like Cher or Elwin. Next game, no mercy. Oh, the game is over. Oh, all right. Let's scribble this all out.
Come on, Matt. You can do better than that.
I know. I am better than
one. We'll put Manny in. I'm I'm Manu. He's Manny. Is uh Move that chat LCD to the right side for my mobile chat. Move the what? The chat to the right side when they have chat open.
I copied.
Oh, for real?
Yeah. I copied um
I copied Carl. Like I directly copied Carl.
Oh, you want to go first?
Put me Put me third.
I I I can't now.
How? I thought you could move it.
Not Not now.
Oh, okay. Not first. Ah,
the screen before it before you hit start.
Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, thank you, Edge 2091.
Yeah, I was I was wondering about that. They they kind of fixed that.
All right, we're going to focus now.
Okay, you focus.
We're letting Matt focus right now. [laughter]
Oh my god.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Terrible.
That was Was that me? No, it was you.
Manny, you're up. Manny, you're up.
Hey, what's up, chat? [laughter]
Manny's in the place, y'all.
All right. What's up? See you.
All right. One at a time, Manny. One at a time.
Oh, okay. Okay. I'm new to this.
First bit of advice. One flipper at a time.
Oh, really? Okay. Okay.
Yeah. That'll help you control it better. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right. chat, make sure you cheer Manny on. Manny decided to pick one of the hardest games here in the shop to play.
Oh [ __ ]
this game is crazy hard to play.
All right, when you get the high score, you put your name as GTV so people know.
Follow your Twitch channel.
All right, that's your ball one. That's good. That's good. You going?
I'm up.
Okay. Go ahead.
All right. All right. I only got space for um for uh what do you call it? I only got space for MPT, though. All right. Star Wars. Nothing but Star Wars. please let those Star Wars stay. Whoa. That's coming in hot. How could you miss that, Manu? It's right in your face. Slings are brutal. The pops are brutal. This game is decept. It's deceptively simple. It's not as easy as it looks.
It is.
All right. You got one at a time.
Otherwise, you leave this big hole in the flippers and you have nothing to do.
You always want to have your actual ready to go like this.
I got it. I got it.
I was taught that by really good.
Oh my god.
Oh, fall safe. Yes. Thank Thank you, Yoda. tight.
Mine are like 20 bucks. Jordan, I don't have any of the redemptions on this channel. This is going to be completely different.
Get up. Nice.
Not nice. Oh, that was terrible. Edit that out.
Where you at now?
I don't know. Not enough.
I was going for that 114 switches. So, you know, right up the middle of punch starts to solo starts to man. Oh, you got it. Oh, you got me.
All right.
Oh, I'm getting you. I'm getting you. That's going to be time.
I can pull out a red Sharpie, Jordan, and color Yoda's eyes. There you go. Uhoh. Flipping two again. Flipping two. Flip one.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
It's hard to do, right?
Yeah, it is hard to do.
Yeah, that's how you get used to it.
All right.
Oh [ __ ]
You get used to it after a while. You practice.
[ __ ] Don't worry. His ball times are longer than all of mine so far.
You know how some people practice?
Yeah.
They take one hand, they put it behind their back, and they play like this.
Yeah. You know, a lot of times too, letting the flippers just stay down and letting the ball sort of bounce, too.
Watch this. Watch this.
You got to notice it's kind of
just watch.
Look how long it takes to drain.
See how long it took hit the flippers like three or four times.
Yeah.
That's called a dead path.
Boom. Boom.
Yeah.
Also too, when you when you know when the ball's going slow, you can kind of cradle up and just hold it there in the little elbow and then you can like flip your shot where you want it. You know, that way just like hold the ball. Love it.
Yeah, like this right there. It's like a free kick in soccer.
I really There should be a flipper right there.
It would be nice. Surprising, dude. Gorgi sometimes he does like to add that like upper flipper. Alatron.
Yeah.
What happened this time?
Rush.
They didn't give him the budget. They didn't have the budget.
They didn't have the budget. I got that off just in the nick of time. Coming at you, Matt.
There you are. I know you. Wow. How did you save that, dude?
I don't know.
How did he make that save?
You took out your ball. Three. You're out of balls. Ready.
Yep. That green flashing thing means add a ball. Always show Yoda's eyes alternated light so he just looks like completely bonkers. [laughter] Too much. Way too much. Way too much. All right, let's get serious. Bam.
What the What the [laughter]
That was about to be crazy.
I almost did it.
That was about to be crazy. All right, here we go.
I want to make streaming exciting.
What?
Oh, he as he said they put the eyes pinkish so he looks like he's stoned. And then I was just saying on here too, I wish they alternated so they, you know, not blinked at the same time. time was like one and then the other and then he would look absolutely crazy like
All right. All right. I want it. Let's go.
Let's go to Indis this year. I don't know.
Did you go last year?
No, I don't go to Indis because there's nothing for me to do.
You can hang out with David Valinsky.
I Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I would I would hang out with David all day. Okay. cuz he always goes and uh
helps it helps detect the especially the emit videos with a moto.
Edit videos with a moto. Yeah. Who's got all these good suggestions out there?
That is a terrible suggestion.
Yeah, man. Go to work.
Yeah.
Work on scorpion stuff with Jay.
Yeah.
He doesn't talk to me anymore. No, that's not true. That's not true.
He talks to you, but he's always too busy. The J talks to a lot. That's a That's a [ __ ] lie.
Well, they're busy. They got a lot of things cooking right now.
Yeah. O. Oh, wow. I got lucky on the last second of that last parse second. Lock, man.
Wow.
I can help with streaming,
man.
If Carl needs help with streaming, I can help with streaming.
Yeah, I heard you're all right at that.
You're okay. You're okay.
I get better on the weekends.
Okay, that shot wants to be hit so bad. Oh, got to be kidding me. there. Whatever that's going to do.
35 million hot soup.
I made that edit trip.
I don't want to score. Jordan, stop giving me jobs that I hate.
Oh, you're going to be scorekeeping there for sure.
I don't like scorekeeping.
You'll be running around. Everybody with their hand up. You be running around verifying.
That was your fault.
Holy hell. Look at this guy, dude.
Hey, everything's all right.
Yeah. So, Jerry Vision with the score on all the games there.
That's already got to be easy. You got all s.
So, pinball is kind of fair. If you if you drain immediately, it'll give you another chance. No, not [laughter]
D. Nice meeting you guys.
Nice to meet you. Thank you for the follow, man. Watch more often.
Manny right here came down to visit Free Go watch. Y'all should do the same.
Yeah, come through, man. It's lit.
Nice to meet you, man.
Oops.
Look who's here now.
I know. Looks like we're out of time. So, thank you for joining us here at Mr. Ma, I'll see you next time.
And that's it. Have a good one, guys.
Have a good one, guys.
What's up, people in pinball?
Look at that.
Oh.
All right, Isaiah getting Matt Damon.
Getting Matt Damon.
Matt Damon.
Damn. All right, I got you. Good game.
How many are we doing?
Good game.
Good game.
All right. 160. That's nothing nothing to brag about. Let's run it right back now that we got it in.
Oh, yeah.
You know what here does? He's like collecting off the dryer. I go over there to try to do some work and
All right.
Working done.
All right.
You're your last man.
Man.
All right. Goodbye, everybody.
To stretch out. Wait. Do you want to thank all your fans for joining? Thank you all for being here. Happy Thursday. God bless.
It was a late gag where they would get him. Oh. All right. Well, that's not it. Forcing it up. So my stride is center center.
He checks a lot of boxes.
Center.
Not really trying hard, but not failing.
It's fun though when you start when you kind [music] of start.
I'll bring it back.
I do have to take this.
All right.
Maybe grab or Yeah, we're just
We're going to We're going to We're going to We're just going to plunge it.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Uh,
I hate that. I read that in The Boys from Team America: World Police.
That's a movie I got to watch again. Team
How's How's listening to uh City Pop?
It was tough cuz I couldn't Oh, the the speaker,
but I So, the only thing I played was Plastic Love.
Yeah.
And he was like,
he's digging it. Plastic Love's a good one.
Um, but I wanted to play him some Tatsuro's Yamashita, but it's barely any on like his albums that I have now are not on Spotify. like Right on Time is not for you is on, but like I don't know his songs well enough to know which one is like the super bangers.
Come on, Randy.
Oh, you know what I should do, Isaiah? I should show you how to um
calibrate. No, how to calibrate
um Toy Story.
Oh, I know how to do it.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, I did it the other day for the locks.
For the Yeah. Yeah, Toy Story is a pain in the butt.
Nice.
I want that Death Star force. No, no gimmies on the force. I got it.
Fine. 3 p.m.
Yeah, the the center shot on the premium is Oh my god.
What's up, Likes Bacon? You can blame that one on me. Sure.
Yeah. The center shot on the premium goes down.
Who is this? Likes Bacon says, "Love talking. It's Tattoo's banger." Which album is that on? Likes Bacon.
Holy [ __ ] Some people who know J-pop and Cityop in here.
You're finding your people.
Finding my people.
Intimidating. It's intimidating. I met you a few months before. You set up stern app, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm Brian.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Manu,
we're streaming right now on Twitch.
All right.
Oh, what a stop.
What a stop.
Com. All right. I got two multiballs ready for ball three. Let's Let's cash them out. I'll just flip Matt's bar ball.
I just punched your ball cuz you're ahead of me. [laughter] I just thought I'd make it fair. What's up, Meta?
I'm not Manu.
Hey, you're not Manu.
No, he's like 25, 30 years younger. and twi and twice as handsome.
I think Micah has you on that though. I have good jeans.
Come on game.
Sydney Sweeney.
There's Manny. I'm hella weak but getting better. Don't worry about it. Manny, thank you for playing, bro. I'd say half as handsome. All right. pop bumpers, I swear they just trade with each other.
I kind of learned to start playing this game just by like always sending the ball back. Like always slap around. Don't try to hold up.
He did it again.
Did it again. I looked away for one second. All right, three layout.
Yeah, it looks good. The Yeah, I like it. All right, let me get a multiplier going.
Handsome. H A N D S O M E.
Correct. Uh-oh. Started. Uh oh my god. Is that it?
Come on. Let us play a minute game. Damn. Matt's Matt's plunge balls last longer than ours.
We're getting a This is a uh It's a warmup by Isaiah Is it going to Is it going to go down? Do you just Oh, it must be switch hits for the for the skill shots. Let's see.
Is it? You think so? Yeah, cuz it stays there forever.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Switch hits. Cuz cuz it lasted longer than the ball thing.
All right. Well, this was fun. This was great.
Um, let's uh let's do you and 52.
I'm going to put in four.
Do a shots. Oh, too late.
Wizard wanted to see you shhats. See if you can chat.
I don't know if I can shhats. I mean, I probably could. I don't practice it very often.
Shhating on a stern kind of hard.
I can't do it. Let me know the next game.
We are in the next game. Oh, you want to get it? You be third or second or what?
Hang on. You want to be second?
So, basket now.
You're second now.
You're second now.
All right. That works. Hang on. Wait. Wait. Oh, yeah. One more and then we're Okay. All set. You're up first. Second.
I need to work on the shots for my foo. Oh, shing on the foo is good. He can control the shot multipliers.
Yeah. It's like the ball lock on this is literally uh Spider-Man.
Yeah.
And it's I don't like it at all.
Spider-Man and uh Black Knight.
Yep.
Pretty similar.
that one you really got to like [laughter] get up.
Oh [ __ ] Oh,
your ride acting weird or anything? Did it not
down there?
I'm going to have to do the full 3 minutes.
It's not my fault. The game is too damn tight.
Oh, I was like, man, who's walking in here with authority like that?
So, what's up?
I said, who was walking in here with authority like that? It was Jen. All right,
Jen. The only person allowed to walk in here at the door.
All right, let me get three minute joke again.
So, I went and saw a movie last night at the Balboa Theater. I saw uh Hundreds of Beavers. Have you heard about that movie?
Sounds like a theater I would stay out of.
Yeah, it was great. There was hundreds of beavers. Does anyone in chat know hundreds of beavers? It's a movie.
I know seven.
You know, a couple
tom.com says yes.
Yeah, the it uh reshowed in theaters last night or at least
Yeah, it's uh not too old. It's uh like two years old, I think. Ah, come on. It's black and white. Whoa. There we go. slapstick comedy. It's a silent or not silent film, but no dialogue. You'd love it. I think you'd love it.
He said that movie should be a pinball.
Hundreds of beavers. It could be. I suppose
you get into wizard mode if you can collect 100 beavers.
100 hundreds of beavers.
Hundreds.
[ __ ]
They do have a pinball. It's called Playboy.
Playboy. That's a couple of beavers.
That's like 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. That's 12 beavers.
Can we stop Can we stop being men? [laughter]
Damn. Same score.
Wow. Look at these scores. All right. I got to go for the easy stuff then. You can't do the freaking attack from Mars thing on this.
Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. Oh, you [ __ ] Can you have
Have we rifted a silent movie?
I don't know if Jordan's still here. I'm I I feel like I feel like we have.
[ __ ] I didn't get a lot.
Okay. [ __ ] Is this ball three already or ball two? Ball two. Here we go. Man, my on the-fly clipper skills are not Hey. Oh, I got to light the lock again. [ __ ] Get in a hole
of the lambs. I like that. George of the lambs.
You know what's weird? You know the first time I turned on that is all kind of. And then if I go up there, turn it off, turn it off, turn it on, turn
that in the ass, they seem to connect. I don't know why. I don't know why. Like I would turn this on, turn that on. I looked at the take a while to up. So this morning I did it like it's right there. So I went up. I changed channel five. Change channel six. Go back to channel one.
Drop in.
You see that mode where you're hitting all the shots and every time you hit a shot like four
so good.
Yeah, I would love that. do that in like a wizard.
It would be like nice red two standing by. Red four standing by. Red three standing by.
I love that.
Uh red button standing by.
Red button.
Simply red standing by.
Or what if it picked up your name on your uh insider connected? Ooh. MTH standing by.
MTH standing by. MT3K standing by. I OD standing by.
Super Jackpot.
Super. He's got it last time. Oh, he didn't get it this time. Not
35 years left. Trust 35.
I did get that last time. All right. That was a Thanks for the tip on the Starlac bit.
Yeah. Yeah. That's where the out of ball is.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, I knew that.
But I didn't know. Does the ball have to fall through finally trigger it? Like trigger it like the Okay.
No, it just has to do enough enough spins.
Damn, dude. It takes so long sometimes to like move the ball.
Let's see. Falcon features lit.
You want to jump in on the stream? Yeah, I think it will.
Okay, jump in. You going to keep it going?
Brian,
these kids and my daughter went to school with each other.
Long time. [laughter]
Yeah.
Yeah. It's been a while now.
You had to put up with
But then you were you for a long time.
I was I was le for a few.
You like this game?
It's a little brutal.
It is.
It is a little brutal.
Yeah. rejected out that star.
How many locks do I have? I have one one lock for Hoth, two locks for Death Star.
Oh, I didn't want that. I mean, I'll take it, but
I can't take the lock.
I don't want it on the left to save my life.
I've been backing it. My crate 11 back on the fly is so hard.
Yeah,
that Starlac hit be really annoying, too.
Yeah. Especially when the sto
Come on. Are you kidding me?
You've been destroyed. Step aside. Step aside, droid.
No.
Okay. I was like ready to get going right there.
But you can't play it fast.
It feels like it doesn't want to get played fast.
Yeah.
Slow down.
It doesn't want to get You want to play it fast. It doesn't want to let you play it fast.
It's like Deadpool.
I want to just swing it. Swing it. Swing it. But it's not.
It's a lot of com. What are the lanes do? Dark Side Mystery and the Scoop. And then if you do enough, that's how you get to a Vader mode. Darth Vader mode. My dude, did you turn the volume down on the game for the stream or is this just what or is this what we have it at?
This is where we have it at. It's
terrible. It's very barely here.
Turn it up.
Yeah, turn it up.
I was I was wondering why it was up. I thought you did it for the stream.
I turned it up a little bit the other day, but not enough.
Oh, yeah.
Drats.
Yoda eyes means he's looking at you.
No, it's ball save. It's ball save. Mr. J Crane, see how you hopping on?
ball save. Yeah. Let me clear everyone out.
Here you can go ahead first. Sure.
Yeah. Go ahead.
For what it's worth.
Get the quick drain out of the way so it'll all go all go on ball three. Got it.
Oh, there it is. Oh,
Mr. J Crane, welcome in.
Yeah, nothing.
Can we start a new one?
Yeah.
Who's up? Uh, whoever wants to be. I can go. I'll go up. Unless you want to go.
Let's see if I can actually get my multiball this time.
Yay. Hey, man. A cool shirt. I didn't even see my shirt yet. I was
Oh, this shirt.
I think it's from the competition, though.
You're not talking about my shirt. You're talking about
Brian.
Brian. You're talking about Brian's shirt, right? Let me show you.
Not Manu.
Damn. All right, I'll go up.
Yeah.
Hey, let me show you guys how pinball is done. All right.
Tired of these punks.
Yeah.
Oh, my shirt. Okay. Thanks.
Crushing you by 100,000.
Crushing you by 100,000.
I got this shirt from Mike Vinikour. Yeah, I named I name drop. I name drop all the time.
I I I I I I I I
We all did that.
Yeah, we all did.
We all punched this one out.
What is Matt out?
He said he's not doing it. Oh,
well, you know what? We all have [ __ ] scores. We're starting new games. You already got the lead.
We have [ __ ]
He won. [laughter]
Just starting.
Matt is like in and out. Like, you'd be lucky to get him to play like two games in a row.
We got a We got a few in there.
His own shop.
All right.
Stern should have made
I'm going to go first and right here.
Hate street Yoda edition where his eyes are pink and chilling next to the bus stop. or near me. [laughter]
Oh, just just hanging out.
I like that.
Lando.
There you go.
Center. Oh,
I beat Matt by just going for Death Star.
Death Star. I mean, it's the only one I can remember.
I mean, in the Death Star, not hyperspace.
Oh, yeah. The Death Star is the worst.
Dang it.
Uh, let me see if I can hit that ramp. Boop. Nope.
All right. Light speed it is. I'm just taking it. I'm not even going to build the thing so I can just enjoy a multiball for a second.
It's like starting Quill in the beginning of Guardians.
It's a lot harder. Yeah, except you got to hit a million different things. Not a million. I'm whining. I'd like both my balls back now, please.
Starlac.
Star Wars. I just figured, Isa, I just figured
Star Yeah. What's up?
So, we were done this morning like
Yeah.
at 10.
Okay.
Like there was nothing really to do. Like Black Knight had some issues. Elton John had some issues.
Yeah. And then, you know, the guy who was supposed to write the games that got to get clean didn't write any new games. So, I was like, I guess I'm done.
He wrote two, I think.
You know, he didn't write anything.
I think he wrote two if I remember.
I think he wrote one with a question mark, too, cuz he's like, does that need to be clean?
You know this guy?
Yeah, I've met him. He's a real nice guy.
You're kind of being an [ __ ] to him right now, I think. You're kind of talking bad on him for no no good reason when he's just trying to do his job.
He can make like he can make games dirty for you to clean if that's what you want. He can give you more work.
You know
Yeah, I do. It's
like he's your roommate or something.
No, almost. He lives.
It's like he It's like he sleeps in my bed or something.
Anyway, I I was done. I figured I was done
and I didn't want to make up anymore.
So, I was like, "Yeah, I'm just going to start streaming."
That's smart.
And then that means I can go home early.
Uhhuh.
I can have some fun with my friends.
You want to go?
Sure. You're welcome.
Um
especially since I was just distracting Isaiah. Yeah,
that was actually helping me
especi especially since I'm going to drain straight down in in 5 seconds force using the force ball.
Hey, uh like bacon. This is the This is the Pro. So, it doesn't have the cool ball save, but um have you ever played the the Pro with the cool yellow ball save? I'll be back, boys.
All right.
Today's the fourth.
Yeah. December the 4th be with you.
Exactly.
Let me take my glasses off.
I got some clothes.
It's probably a bad idea.
Use the force.
I'm going to use the force.
How am I supposed to hit anything if I can't see [laughter]
with my glasses off? I can't see a thing.
Star Wars such a fest. Yeah, kind of. You're not necessarily wrong, Tom. You can flow with it. It's especially funky on the premium.
Is it? Do you think so?
The premium center shot is a dead end shot.
Premium center shot. Is it?
Yeah, it it could be.
You have to hit it to to raise it up.
That's true. Wow.
Damn it.
Missing the middle is just like, come on.
Yeah.
Oh, that was mean.
That one pulled it out of there.
Yep. Nope. So all the Han modes are hurry ups.
Are they?
Yeah. Yeah.
And like Obi-Wan is like normally like spinners. I never hit Yoda like ever.
Oh man, if those targets were a million points around the freaking hyperspace thing, I would be like I would be rich right now.
I wonder if there's a super targets mode. There's a super slings mode and a super ramps. That's it.
Goodbye.
That's it. Goodbye.
That's it.
All right, let me get my Death Star going. Here we go. Trap up. And yeah, I missed. Trap up.
Sure. Frozen and carbonite it is. Whoa.
Yeah.
Come on.
All right.
Bam.
Nope. All right.
Yeah.
Bam. Oh, you fella.
All right. No, no way. I miss a third time. It's
kind of think you have to practice playing on the
All right, whatever.
You got to want to practice playing on the
I'm just going to keep going for that multiball.
There it is.
There you go.
It's the fourth times the charm.
What's up, silver? Wrong one.
Very like
Come back in 10 minutes.
Yeah. The Starlife thing. Sure.
Maybe that's the guy that told me said that there's a small attitude.
Could be.
Nice time. Pinball drought from Holiday. Gonna hang out with Astro. I would love to go to Astro's spot, man. Silver, how are the games that Astros play? Do they all work? Or what's the percentage of games that work at Astro spot?
Be honest. Give me an honest number because they they all don't work. There's no way all games at this place work.
10%.
Does this guy not understand?
Yeah. Well,
it's kind of Hey, TJ. What's up, buddy?
Sometimes the ball.
Well, that's what happens in pinball.
Sometimes things just don't work out the way you want them to.
[laughter]
So what it came down to was there was a a bad switch on the upper. So you know the loops, it has to hit two gates.
Yeah.
To make it qualify that loop. And the top gate
had a was a diode that was kind of broken.
So I put the diode back on and that was all I did
for three paragraphs worth of complaining.
Oh, he's he's putting chip. There's a trend where people record people restocking the vending machine. They go, "Man, I really wish I had some chips." [laughter]
Go tell TJ that. Um 10% of the games are That's pretty good percentage. But how many games does he have? Silver, how many games does um Astro have? It's got to be like 50 or 60 games, right? There's a buddy of mine who has an arcade in um in Washington.
You've seen those, Tom?
Man,
all right. I'm going to hit that death star and we're going to get a bajillion million points.
Okay. Well, we're going to actually get a dre is what I meant. That's two Yomi Jun. Bam. Nope, that's not it.
That's it. There goes uh the rest of my game.
I should have trapped up. That's fine.
I didn't hear you.
You do?
Where? Where is it?
I Dude, I played the crap out of Wheel of Fort I loved Wheel of Fortune. I love Wheel of Fortune. If you're on chat, give me a one in chat if you like Wheel of Fortune.
Throw a one in chat if you like Wheel of Fortune. It's a sick game, you guys.
Not the show, Jordan. The pinball machine. [laughter] I could care I could I couldn't care less about Vanna White and Pat Sjack.
Zero. No one. What's up, Astro? No one likes Wheel of Fortune.
Brian, don't you like Wheel of Fortune the game?
No. I get No. No. I'm getting no love here.
Yeah. I don't play enough.
No love for Wheel of Fortune. you guys.
They're saying they want some, but they're not directly asked.
The code's not complete. I don't care. But I'm not the kind of person that's going to finish code, so that's not a problem for me. Hey, Ty. I'm not worried about finishing code. Up and over. Boom. Oh, I wish I could I wish I could record that what I just did.
The up and over into the Death Star. Let's go. 14 more jackpots.
14 more jackpots.
Still 14.
Yeah.
Still 14. Still 14.
You got
another one up there. Add ready.
Add a ball ready.
Where is the ball?
It's on the button.
Well, it's in the Rancor pit. I mean, Java pit and then it's on the button.
I have four balls.
I don't think I'm going to make it.
With a blast shield down, I can't see a thing. How am I supposed to fight?
Is it still lit? A
It gave me a grace period, too. Like a really long grace period. All right, let's do our other multiball, then. Day one ituta manki
manki. Oh boy. I every time I do [ __ ] like that, I know Isaiah's like, "Man, stop it."
Yeah. [laughter]
You're like,
You're like, "Bro, please just play normal pinball. Don't play like that."
No. No. Not going to make it. all right. Forget it. Oh,
don't get penisy, kid.
Great shot, kid.
Can't be bigger than uh
I used to shoot Wamp my my T my T16 back at home.
Wamprat shot on here. They're really missing out if they don't right there. It's the death start shot. That's the Wamp.
Can't be bigger than a Wamp. [laughter]
Yeah,
good job for not tilting. I forgot to mention I bought a Dune.
Wow.
No more Soprano.
You and Smash Man and White. Man, [laughter]
one more.
One more.
One more.
Who goes? Wait, wait. Who goes first? Who goes second? Who goes third?
I have the lowest
in reverse order.
Let's be clear that Brian had the lowest.
So, it's in reverse order.
And Manu had the highest. I'm I'm not really like this. It's okay. It's okay.
He is. TJ saw that I won that game.
He's worse than this in real life.
So goes first.
So Manu goes first.
Why do I go first?
Cuz you had the highest score. Since you want to be talking.
Wait. Wait. Is that how it works?
Yeah.
What do we know? Don't I get to pick cuz I like beat you guys.
No, it's the person who did the least well gets to see who who's high.
You get to pick the next game.
Yeah. We're going to move the whole rig.
Hey Astro, how many games work in your arcade or how many games are broken in your arcade? What's the percentage of broken versus fixed? I need to know cuz I'm trying to beat every other arcade the number of games that are fixed and versus broken. TJ's like, "You don't even try. Don't even try, bro. [laughter] Don't try, Manu. It's a It's a losing game."
have you seen this? The Star Wars games?
Yeah. The premium or this is a pro?
Oh, cool.
Do you know enough whether it's cool enough to upgrade from the pro to the premium?
Uh, I don't have that.
Okay. I I I've heard the premium is more stop and go. It's not like so fast, but that sounds appropriate for a Stern Pro. This is really stopped right now. [laughter]
And then sometimes it drains straight out.
7%. Ultra Man is fixed now. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry to hear you that you spent time on Ultra Man. I guess it's okay game. I'm I'm not hating on Ultra Man. I guess I just hated on Ultram Man. There we go. Star Wars. If they could bar, please let those Star Wars stay. What am I doing? What's happening?
You locked the ball. Now you
Thank you. I'm like an old man here. I swear to God. Oh, old man that kicked your butt at pinball. That's right. Let's go.
You were You were saying [laughter]
that's the dream. I uh just
You were saying
at least it happened at the end of the ball.
Don't ever talk.
Don't ever talk bad about me.
Stupid double outs on the right. On the left.
God damn it.
Bork dog. That's why I'm like
nothing but board game.
All right.
I haven't broken I don't think I've broken a million.
What's that?
Oh, come on.
You pretty much play it like
You're no good, Greo.
Hey, don't show me these.
This was the ball.
Were you ready to be like, I'm done.
I only have 15 minutes.
It's at that point though.
All right. Will I hit the hoop shot? Answer is no. All right.
All right. Good to see you, buddy.
All right. Luke shot,
man. That's not it.
You guys You guys don't realize how much of a rockstar TJ is, though.
Oh, whoa.
Like, seriously.
That guy who just left
that guy's my savior. He He He introduced me to like the pinball team here at Temp.
Oh, amazing.
Come on.
It's a cool story cuz remember you used to have pinball machines at the Metreon.
Cool story, bro.
Yeah, I heard this one. Yeah, I remember. So those were his games.
Okay.
And I used to go after uh
at lunchtime,
lunchtime at work, I would go over there when I would play Wheel of Fortune.
He had a wheel of fortune. He had a um
Spider-Man.
Wait, that's not supposed to happen.
I used to play the hell out of those. He saw me over.
Manu must have had a lock.
He just came up to [music] me once and was like, "Hey, so you like
Yeah.
All right. I got a party over at my house every month. Okay.
Yeah. That's when he was living in the law.
14 days in the law.
Nothing but stuff.
I met Neil Shats at his house.
Do you know who Neil Sh?
No, but I know
I said I said bring it back.
Isaiah.
Yeah. I don't get one of those. Otherwise, it's a major malfunction.
Major malfunction. All right. Hit Sarlac. That's not Sarlac. Neil Shats is
boom boom
one of the top players in the world lives in the Bay Area.
There goes my one that they coined the the pinball tourn
I had too many times where I should have been dead in that.
There's a move he would do.
I think he did it made it popular at Papa or whatever where he would put the flipper late and hit the inlays.
Oh, okay.
You know,
on purpose.
On purpose. [laughter] And he was extremely good at that. So they would just call it Jackson. Ain't that right,
chat? Suddenly cried out suddenly silence.
Suddenly
suddenly it's as I suddenly drained.
See, millions of voices would suddenly
as I suddenly got the mode started and suddenly drained.
Suddenly drained. Oh
yeah. See,
see, I swear he put that pop over there so it would do that.
That's what I get from this shots.
All right, we're going to close this up. We're going to close this up. Do do and do well here at pinball.
I'm open.
Maybe I just won't sign in.
We'll see. We'll see how ball three goes.
Shot.
Shoot.
That's the worst shot in the game.
Stop.
Oh.
Forced. Forced is strong with it. He told the ball he went stop.
Oh, it's me.
Yeah.
4748.
Uh, let me get that
needs a hug. [laughter]
Bam.
Bam. Bam.
Good news, Isaia, is we don't have any freezes anymore.
That is good. It's very good. No.
Oh, no.
Oh, man. Come on, Stern.
I comboed every shot and fell back.
All righty, let's try to make something. Let's see. Nope.
This is why I don't play competitive pinball.
Silver, I'm with you again. Let's see. 7% Ultram Man is fixed now. Scary to say actually less cuz Star Trek is working. I don't think there's anything broken. Did he fix the P3? Silver Astro, are you here?
Astro, did you fix the P3?
I think
Oh, thank you.
There you go.
Yeah.
Nice reaction.
There you go.
You can hit the button, too, and choose one if you want. I don't know. I don't know what the big deal is with that reason to hit the button. I like this music. This circus music just to
It's not the music, but it is the music.
Yeah.
I don't think they could have liced the
They couldn't afford the real music.
Yeah, they could I don't think they could get the license cuz all the music is separate licenses. Believe it or not, they could get the Star Wars music.
Oh, no. Oh,
yeah.
It's not too distracting to play on three, is it?
So, this is more of a test to make sure that all our equipment is working. Our equipment is working pretty good. Knock on wood. All right, last time around. Isaiah's up at 70. Um, I got I got to get I got to get something going here. Come on. Just go in the thing. Don't bounce off the thing.
Nice.
Good night, everybody.
Reach off.
I would.
No.
Okay.
Somebody behind I hope it's Manu.
Oh, don't do that.
Rancor, I don't even know.
Oh, that was good. Oh, that was almost good.
I love not getting my locks. It's my favorite part of the game. Rancor. Nothing but rand core.
All right, I'll I'll short plunge.
Yeah, watch me fumble this.
Watch me whip now. Watch me na na.
I want to see 14. We're going to call them out. 14. Red five. Here we go. 14.
Rancor standing by.
14 14 12.
I got two dancing around in there.
Bam.
Come on. Stay with Isaiah. 10.
Nine. I thought we were just counting. Rancor
battle. Nine.
That's right. I didn't want that.
Still running. Eight. 10 million for rank. Rank still running.
I don't know where he's at.
Oh, he's on the way. Ramp.
Oh, come on.
Still running for one second.
That's okay.
Two more. 6.5. Rancor is done.
Two more.
The Ramore has died, ladies and gentlemen.
One more.
And he's got his ball, so he's good. Shoot the death. Shoot it. No. Shoot it.
That's not it. Bring it back.
Still going for it.
Let me see. Oh, I hit it. I hit it. Trust me. We're going to have four balls now.
Four balls. Here we go.
Use the force. Super 30 million times two
times two.
That's not it.
Trust me.
Okay, there it is.
Now let's blow. What?
Now let's blow. And
that's what he's doing down under the
That's no moon. Remember the music in a video game?
Got to be pretty quiet today. Hello. What's up, Onyx?
What's up, Onyx?
We can actually go in
Rancor battle. How am I still in Rancor?
All right, Brian, let's watch Chewy not get a medal.
Oh, yeah. He's He's not a real person.
No, [ __ ] that guy. He's not getting a medal.
I got something.
He's just a dog.
He's just a dirty dirty. Oh, come on.
Space loop 22 million. He's at 345.
Star Wars.
It's not your turn, Harry.
Oh, boy. That was awesome.
You had 900k time 6 waiting on Death Star and you ruined it.
Yeah, I wanted to.
I've never been so angry in all my life, man. That cool mic around your neck like Oh,
what that mic do? Record audio.
I mean, the head they're headphones. Um,
they're not a microphone actually. They're just
They're just cool headphones. Wah wah wah wah wah.
They're just Bluetooth headphones. They're called Flex. I think it's called Flex One or something.
Hit a Luke combo.
Go to Google, search for Flex Bluetooth
and then shot multiplier.
Who would ever try to hold the ball?
There you go.
Yeah,
that was good. [applause] Well, I just wanted to see the Death Star blow up on stream. I don't
That was impressive.
You did it right. I thought you didn't,
right? No, you didn't earlier.
I swear I was watching.
You got that?
It didn't kill.
That was cool enough.
Oh, we were supposed to do it.
It's too low. Someone told me they turned it down because of the the hearing the music all the time, but I thought it was Matt.
We used to do that to 007.
Yeah, Beatles, too.
Super 2X grade.
Yeah. What the hell are you doing? What am I doing? Is that it? I don't think it's giving that one back.
Yeah, at least I beat Manu. That's all really it's going for. [laughter]
That's a black people mystery.
Black guy in mystery.
Black guy mystery.
Oh, all right. No, that's not all right. Thanks, guys.
All right.
Zero days since last racist remark from Manu.
That's every day.
That's what I mean. Zero days since we
We've yet to get to one.
At least I beat Manu. Yeah, we should make an MPT 3K t-shirt that says that.
Animat.
Let's make It's got
Yeah, you can have that.
It's got the logo right here. or no
say logo right here and it says at least I beat Monet. [laughter]
All right. It's so funny.
Ah. All right.
I uh I love you guys. I mean it. And I'll see you tomorrow in the theater.
You know we're doing you know we're doing a Star Trek movie.
Oh yeah. Yeah. I did say that because I was like
Do you vote in the Discord?
I need to. I was going to vote.
You should. You should cuz it counts. I think I was going to vote the San Francisco Star Wars.
You should.
Everyone get out in the discord and vote
cuz ping ping counts and then
Okay, I'll vote
and it matters.
Your vote matters.
Your vote matters. [laughter]
Hey, we got a stream with no
Yeah. Didn't freeze up. We'll maybe bring some more inputs into the stream. We'll build from here.
Kind of happy now.
Yeah. Good.
Yeah.
All right. Bye, guys. I'll I'm going to do all my other stuff. Here's my
Check out my awesome closing scene. Ready? This is what I have so far. [laughter]
That'd be funny if it just went black.
That's awesome. That's how Star Wars should That's how Star Wars should have ended. [laughter]
That's how Star Wars should have ended.
Yay. Looks good. No notes. Thank you, Jordan. Uh, I appreciate it, though.
Brilliant. There we go. Yay, Dave.