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Beetlejuice and Pokemon performance reviewed; Stern remaster speculation centers on AC/DC, Star Trek.
Beetlejuice at Electric Bat Arcade has 1,500+ plays with no glass-off issues reported.
high confidence · Kale Hernandez, Electric Bat Arcade operator, confirmed checking the machine before the show
Pokemon is on track to beat Elton John as the highest single-month earner at Electric Bat Arcade.
high confidence · Kale Hernandez citing Rachel's recent tracking and Batcast episode; Pokemon beat Papa Shot's prior record
Spooky Beetlejuice has voice command limitations due to licensing restrictions on Michael Keaton character callouts—only movie dialogue permitted.
high confidence · Ralph describing licensing parallel to Jersey Jack Harry Potter; Bugs (developer) confirmed design decision
Pokemon code updates with achievements have been ready but awaiting IP holder approvals for release.
medium confidence · Kale Hernandez speculating on Stern/Pokemon approval process, comparing to Walking Dead delays
Ramps Pinball is producing 100 units of Montreal League Hockey under license.
high confidence · Confirmed during roundtable discussion; described as 'official'
Beetlejuice's Dante's Inferno ramp has ball hang-up issues at some locations; Spooky's Bugs providing replacement plastics.
high confidence · Ralph (Ralph's Garage operator) detailed specific mechanical problem and manufacturer support response
AC/DC and Kiss are rumored as next Stern remasters after AC/DC this year.
medium confidence · Kale Hernandez citing 'signs' and data analysis; speculation on licensing and IP activity
Star Trek would be strongest Stern remaster candidate based on current IP activity (Starfleet Academy premiering Jan 2026, Strange New Worlds ongoing).
medium confidence · Jamie Burchill's data analysis using Pinside rankings and pop culture relevance metrics
Pokemon's shallow endgame code allows experienced players to complete all modes and wizard mode quickly.
“Pokemon is just eclipsing [D&D's impact]. There are all these people we've never seen before that are hanging out at the arcade because they know Pokemon's there.”
Kale Hernandez @ N/A — Demonstrates Pokemon's cultural phenomenon status in location play; indicates IP strength drives venue foot traffic
“I feel like I've done all the things now... proves that it's really shallow code. If I can get on a game and basically get through all the modes, get to the mini wizard mode... it's still fun though.”
Ralph (Retro Ralph) @ N/A — Critical assessment of Pokemon's current code depth despite fun factor; indicates content gap for experienced players
“They're making somewhere between 50 and 100 bucks a machine. They're probably making more money putting Squirtle on their thermos... It's hard to get these guys to answer the phone.”
Jamie Burchill @ N/A — Commentary on Pokemon IP holder (The Pokémon Company) indifference to pinball licensing details; explains approval delays
“There are already a few thousand [Pokemon machines] out there at people's homes or on the street... This is huge. This is huge.”
Jamie Burchill @ N/A — Emphasizes Pokemon's exceptional market penetration; signals strong sales velocity and IP resonance
“Michael Keaton doesn't say those things in the movie. So feel free to have him say anything he says in the movie, but not anything relating to pinball.”
Jamie Burchill @ N/A — Illustrates Spooky's licensing constraint mirroring Jersey Jack Harry Potter precedent; affects game UX design
“If I went straight by [Pinside rankings and pop culture activity], the game that they should make... would be Star Trek.”
Jamie Burchill @ N/A — Data-driven analysis suggesting Star Trek as optimal remaster candidate; contrasts with industry rumor consensus on AC/DC
“We watched some experienced players play it [Beetlejuice], and then we watched some newer players play it, and we were just like, this is not going to work. We're all going to be sitting around waiting.”
product_launch: Pokemon achieving record venue earnings (on pace to exceed Elton John monthly record) with exceptional draw of new players; Electric Bat running Premium and Pro versions with continuous occupancy
high · Kale: 'Pokemon is just eclipsing [D&D's impact]... there are all these people we've never seen before'; Rachel tracking shows it will beat Elton John record
product_concern: Beetlejuice Dante's Inferno ramp exhibiting ball hang-up issues under certain speed/angle conditions; Spooky providing replacement plastic parts as warranty remedy
high · Ralph (Ralph's Garage): 'The plastic, the ball keeps getting hung up under the plastic every now and then'; Spooky sending replacement 'sending me a new plastic for it'
code_update: Pokemon achievements and Pokédex integration features completed but held pending IP holder approval; parallel to Walking Dead licensing delays; could release any time approval arrives
high · Kale: 'They've been waiting for approvals for a long, long time. They have achievements ready.'; Ralph seeking timeline estimates
design_philosophy: Spooky Beetlejuice limited to Michael Keaton dialogue from films only—character cannot perform pinball-generic callouts (lock, multiball, etc.); settled on minor character impersonator for generic callouts; mirrors Jersey Jack Harry Potter precedent
high · Jamie: 'Michael Keaton doesn't say those things in the movie... feel free to have him say anything he says in the movie, but not anything relating to pinball'
gameplay_signal: Pokemon exhibits shallow code endgame; experienced players can complete all modes and mini wizard mode quickly; still engaging for casual/new players but lacks depth for competitive mastery
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high confidence · Ralph (Retro Ralph) personal gameplay assessment on his podcast
Pokemon is drawing entirely new arcade players to Electric Bat and Eureka Heights, similar to D&D release impact.
high confidence · Kale Hernandez direct observation of venue traffic and new visitors
Kale Hernandez @ N/A — Tournament viability concern; Beetlejuice's long ball save mechanics conflict with competitive play formats
“It's probably an opening for Ramps... What if this becomes Ramps' deal? They just make games for other people?”
Kale Hernandez @ N/A — Speculation on Ramps' future business model pivot toward contract manufacturing for established IPs
high · Ralph: 'I've done all the things now... proves that it's really shallow code. If I can get on a game and basically get through all the modes... it's still fun'
operational_signal: Beetlejuice incompatible with tournament play due to excessive ball save mechanics and lengthy ball times; multiple layers of automatic ball saves extend play duration unacceptably
high · Kale: 'We watched some experienced players play it... we were just like, this is not going to work. We're all going to be sitting around waiting'
rumor_hype: Stern remaster candidates (post-AC/DC this year) speculated as AC/DC, Kiss, Star Trek, or Tron based on IP popularity, cultural relevance, and licensing activity; Star Trek identified as data-optimal but AC/DC seen as industry consensus
medium · Jamie's analysis: 'If I went straight by that... would be Star Trek... ACDC... pop culture relevance... Tron or Spider-Man'; Kale: 'all the signs still point to ACDC though'
technology_signal: Beetlejuice Spooky Speak feature unreliable in arcade environments due to ambient noise; USB conference mic ($30-40) with claimed 20-foot range underperforming; shotgun mic suggested as alternative but design constraint conflicts
high · Ralph: 'even when I'm there in the morning when nobody's there... still doesn't really work'; Jamie: 'It's a $40 mic... claims 20-foot range... pretty rocky when the first code release came out'
manufacturing_signal: Ramps Pinball producing Montreal League Hockey run of 100 units; raises speculation about Ramps pivoting from own-IP model toward contract manufacturing for third-party licenses
high · Confirmed in opening: 'Ramps is building a hundred. Oh, yeah. That's official.'; speculation: 'What if this becomes Ramps' deal? They just make games for other people?'
business_signal: Pokemon Company indifferent to pinball licensing; prioritizes higher-margin merchandise over software feature releases; slow approval cycles relative to pinball industry timeline expectations
high · Jamie: 'They're making somewhere between 50 and 100 bucks a machine. They're probably making more money putting Squirtle on their thermos... It's hard to get these guys to answer the phone'
community_signal: Pokemon attracting younger players and families to arcades; observed 10-year-olds spending heavily; female junior tournament competitors; IP appeal transcends traditional pinball demographics
high · Ralph anecdote: '10 year old boy is on Pokemon... father putting five credits at a time'; 'little kids, kind of, in the tournament... she was playing really good... she was nudging the machine'