Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. . you you Yes, it would help if either of those weren't muted, right? No audio! Thank you, Lord Howard Hurts. Thank you, MPT3K. At the same time, what I was saying is... A. Don't be running Dropbox at the same time you're going to try and stream. B. Don't start Twitch. which, don't start streaming when you've left Streamlabs to always leave your chat messages up. So I had to go through and make that change really quick. And that was from last night's stream. And with MPT3K, which, by the way, if you guys haven't checked out, MPT3K, another amazing pinball streamer, in fact, was streaming Wizard, not Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka just earlier today. And you might be asking yourselves, what is it that we do on this stream? And I love just playing this. What would you say you do here? We play pinball. I'm going to go ahead and show this off. We tonight are going to be playing some Dungeons & Dragons. This is an absolutely gorgeous table. Scored big time. I mean, it needs some work. It has some issues. But overall, I am really, really happy with this pin. This is a 1987 Dungeons & Dragons pinball machine from Bally. This does have the topper. Let's see if I can show that off. The show was grand yesterday. I agree. And I'm going to aim this up. You guys can see that beautiful topper with the dragon up there. That is key. That is, it's actually really hard to find Dungeons & Dragons with the topper intact. And that's one of the coolest parts about this. I mean that and it's the actual game. Now, I'm going to start this off tonight. By the way, we are drinking alcohol again. Migraine on Saturday. Out enjoying myself and family. Oh, just got your Whoppers from Wonka. 10.57, Lord Howard Hurts, that's awesome. I kind of want to check what my current ranking is after, uh, uh, after Pinberg and, uh, what was the other one that, uh, that I did? Oh, the, the follow-up, uh, Intergalactic. I want to see, I want to see how things went there. There was a, there's a lot of big names in, in the, uh, Intergalactic. And, uh, congratulations, I think you took first on the Wonka in Denver, right? And in the meantime, while I'm waiting, either this glass is really smudgy or my glasses are really smudgy. I'm not sure which right now, so hold on. It was the glasses. Yep, you did take first, man. Congrats. That's awesome. But, D&D, wait for it, wait for it. Why is it missing a ball? Hold on. That wasn't fun. There we go. Let's try that now. Here we go. Cool, so we're going to play maybe the first game, first couple of games where you guys can actually enjoy the music with me. Because the music on Dungeons & Dragons is amazing. I would say, in my opinion, it's only, I don't even know if it's that game, but comparable to Black Knight 2000. And I really like that game, I really enjoy this game, and there's so much going on here, and we'll do a quick walkthrough. But LordHowardHurt says, need to break through to a final at Colfax, I keep getting a group of deaths. Gotcha. Wait a second, I have beer somewhere. Okay, cool, so what's going on in this play field? We have fire You are actually a group of adventurers in Dungeons & Dragons And you are being attacked by a dragon, or rather you are attacking a dragon I'm not sure which The story here is a little lacking, but amazing for 1987 So you can extinguish flames And you do that by hitting the lit shots here in blue, which represents a shield the dust over here. I don't know why you extinguish the flame with dust on the yellow, and you can extinguish the flame with your sword up on the red at the top there. Every time you hit one of those and knock a light out, you destroy one of these guys, and you get the award actually on the light. They start at 1k, 2k, 3k, all the way up to 20k. Once you loop through and destroy, or extinguish rather, all of the flames, you get a 2x flame, and now every time you complete one of these, you get 2x the score. On top of that, whatever you do in your first ball, it carries over for the rest of the game, and you get that all-in bonus. So it will count down, and you can't even fast-forward through it, because this game is from 1987, and there's no double-tapping. There's no anything. Show the plunger handle. Lord Howard Hurts has seen this pin in person. We brought it to Rocky Mountain Pinball Showdown. I don't have an easy way to show... I don't know. This is dangerous. There it is. You can see it right there. Alright. I hate messing with that, though. Okay, it went back. That was great. But you can see it. It's an actual D20 plunger. It really is great. Also, the text on that is really small. I think we still have Streamlabs up. Hold on a second. We're going to bump that text up to 68. Is that right? Somebody type something really quick. There you go. That's a little better. That's a little bit easier to see. So the flippers remind me of the flippers from Elvira and the Party Monsters. Same era. I'm not sure what the year is on Elvira and the Party Monsters. It does seem close, at least. And these are the carrot flippers, I think, which for whatever reason came standard on Dungeons & Dragons. 89. Okay, cool. Yeah, and this is 87 for this. All right. Elvira and the Party Monsters. 8 PM. Valley Game Show had them, and that was a 90. Yes, and same score later. Okay, cool. So you extinguish the flames, and you want to do that on your first ball, because that bonus will carry over for the rest of the game. The coolest feature of this, and I want you to focus right here if you can. So there's a second button below every flipper button where you control the magic save. And this is fun. If these lights are lit red, it will automatically engage as the ball comes down. Don't trust it. Just telling you, if it comes down really fast, you need to engage it yourself beforehand, because it doesn't trigger fast enough, the ball will shoot right down. Both sides, you have two buttons on both sides, and you can control both of those. Super fun feature. It's actually, in my mind, what keeps this game really fun to play, even though it's a simple layout, because it's difficult. Let's see here, you have an upper right flipper, you have two locks. So you have one under here, and this one's crazy, because you hit it, it will lock it, you can hit it again and it shoots it back, or in some instances you can hit it and it passes through. So you'll hit here and it shoots the ball up into the pops. Then you have another lock over here, and they're both treated as teleports, which is just fun. Fun D&D terminology. So it will trap the ball or lock the ball over here, and the blue ramp that you see up at the top will drop down. Now you can hit the ramp. You then want to hit the three drop targets. After that, this becomes a loop. You hit that loop. The whole game will kind of shut down and it'll say millions, millions. Well, there's no chimes at that point. I think it just says millions a bunch. And you have one opportunity to hit this flipper, make it up and all the way around the left ramp and you get a million points. That is the million point shot. The chimes go crazy. We've done it a few times. always feels amazing, because it's like 10 different shots to get there, and any time you go into a multiball, it resets that ramp, so you have to relock a ball. Don't go into a multiball if that's what you're going for. Lastly, you have the left ramp, so the skill shot is to get it to go across here, up the ramp, not all the way. You want it to go up to the top and come back down, that's worth 100,000 points, and that's your skill shot. A good score on this game would be cracking a million. My best score, I think, on it is right around six and a half million on Pindigo right now. Cannot find a music credit on the internet pinball database for this. Yeah, I'm not sure who does it, but I love it, and the music changes. So, it's awesome. Let's go ahead and actually play a game. There's no ball save on this. What I'm trying to do right now is get that ball lock going on the left side. Sorry, on the right side to drop the ramp. Missed it. You'll notice, by the way, that if the ball goes backwards, it does not automatically trigger that. I have to trigger the magic save myself, and you do not want to engage it too early. So I'm going to keep hitting the magic save button. But it only engages once every maybe two seconds, so you can't engage it again right away. Alright, we got a ball locked. Now I have access to that ramp, and I can start hitting drop targets. Great. Alright. Wolfman, welcome to the stream. Ward Pemberton did design. Not sure if that extends to music. And this has the original D&D artwork on the cover by Elmore. Like, this is... It's... I mean, it's a pretty dang cool pinball machine, especially if you're into D&D. Alright, so we got the first one. You can post-transfer. I missed it. Get up there! Nice and easy. Missed it. There we go. A little magic save. Saved that one myself. There it goes again. Here we go. Nice and easy up that ramp. Wow, that was so far. Alright, alright. Game. No reason to get all upset. Wondered when you were going to get back on this pin. That evil digital lab. Pez Johnson, oh, the famous D&D pin shipped from New York. yet. Oh, get up there! Alright. Remember, you do not want to engage that magic save too early. Oh, get up there! Grr. Alright, we're going to get there. Wall three, notice I have 120,000 on that flame award. You want to focus, if you're going for points, you really want to focus that first ball on extinguishing as many of the flames as possible. And I'm purposefully trying not to get a multiball right now, because that resets my right ramp, and I need then to take an extra shot to get up there. Alright, here we go. Really? Let's try it again. Ugh! Ugh! Get out there! Man, it's such a hard shot to find. There it is. Alright, two more shots, and then it becomes a loop. There's one. Ah! And lost progress. Okay. Uh, the digital porno jam. Jesus. And there you go. Once you get that two acts, look at that score. That was an awful game. and almost cracked a million. I can't even assign a genre to the music. Some nerdcore rapper needs to get on using this for a beat. I agree. This and Black Knight 2000. I feel like this could very easily become some very cool synth waves. So we'll give it one more button. Sorry, we'll give it one more game where we play this music, and then I'm going to turn it down and put on some enjoyable music. and in the meantime you guys can hear it let's see I think it's called early animated gift meme also is the music coming through okay because I can turn it up here let's turn it up get those speakers rocking alright here we go gonna go for that million point shot Step one is to get that ball locked. And we gotta lock it right there. So close! Get up there! Oh, it missed it. It tried to grab it. We're getting closer. We're getting closer. Now the ramp thing that thinks that it's jammed the ball. There it goes. Okay. We got it. We got it. it. This music has me dancing in my Speedos. Wolfman, that is not an image I needed, but thank you. Man, I was really hoping for it there. Ah! Alright, alright, nice and easy. A little bit too much. I'm sorry, a little bit not enough. Here we go. There's one. What's going on there? All right, so another thing I haven't talked about yet, by the way, is that if we hit this left ramp, we're going to go, we're going to do a dungeon dive. And every level that you descend into the dungeon gives you a playfield multiplier. But we're not going to do that because that is going to initiate a multiball, which makes it one shot harder for me to hit my million point shot. I can't unsee that. That's what's easy. Oh, get up there. Darn it. So what's cool about the Magic Save is that once you start using it, it kind of becomes second nature to activate it. Occasionally it causes problems, but it really becomes awful when you get into a multi-vulnerable. There it is. And as I say that, I didn't react quick enough, so it doesn't automatically activate unless Those are lit red. And now it just reset all of my drop targets. Here we go. Three shots. One. One. Got to save it. 2 Woo! Get up there. 2 1 I don't know what to do with the ball when it gets... Oh no! No, no, no! Alright, we're cool. We're cool. We saved it. We saved it. Dungeon, dungeon dive, dungeon delve. Ugh! Get up! And that's going to reset our drop targets again. We're going to get there. Oh, game. Woo! There's our multiball. Alright, we're out of multiball, and that went back into the shooter lane. Is that going all the way around? Uh-oh. I have never seen it get jammed up there before. Uh... I'm gonna tilt on this! There it goes. All right, what are we doing here? What are we doing? Nice and easy up and in. All right. I know it's ball three, but I'm feeling it. This could totally be it. Get in there, get in there! Nope! There we go. There's one. Damn it! We're back in another Mokey Ball again! Alright, nice and easy, nice and easy. There we go. Whoo! Still got that one drop target done. Alright, here we go. Two drop target! No! Oh! I put myself in another... ...multiball, but we're out! That's fine, that's fine. Now I need to re-lock it. There we go. Two shots! Two shots! Wow, that was way early. Get up there if that counts. One more, people. That was late. Woo! Here we go. Alright. So what we've got to do is hit that shot. It will then loop around, feed it to the upper right flipper, and we have one shot to make it up the left ramp and all the way around. We get the million points, and the game likes us. Here we go. I missed it. Ah! I was late. I was late. But you heard it. It said mystical millions. All right. Let's try it again. Alright, we hit 3x on the flames. Ah, too early that time! Too late the first time. Ah, now we're gonna go into multiball. No, we didn't have anything locked. There's the teleport! It's so cool! I love... I love to do stuff like that. Oh no. Alright, we're cool! Really game? Really? So, games like this really balance out your pinball. Well, man, it really does, man. I can't wait until we get, uh, Globetrotters. There we go. No! No! Oh my god! She- yeah! Woo! Focus! You lose focus for one second! Mystical Million! I'm a Mystical Million! Air horn, we're gonna get it! Here it goes. Come on! Oh, come on! There we go. Woo! Alright. Game really doesn't want to give this to me. There we go. Oh! Come on! Like, even the game got psyched out there! I don't know if you can hear it! Uh, have you seen the HEP Globetrotters on Pinside? I have not. Ugh, I want a genie and then I'm pretty sure I'm done. Okay. I'd be interested in, uh, in, yeah, like an old EM kind of thing. No, no, no! Oh my god! I engaged... I prematurely engaged the magic save. That's it! Yes! Ha ha ha! We're in 2x scoring right now, people! There we go! I don't even care! The whole night isn't success! Woo Woo Can we hit it again Ah, Genie is a solid state, but it looks like an E. Okay, okay, so it's that late 1970s solid state. Here we go! Can we do it twice? Nope. Ah, I psyched myself up. But we got the million! And then check out the bonus. That's awesome, right? Whatever. We got it. You guys heard the chimes. Okay, so now we can go for score. By the way, that right there on Indigo is like a top ten score. There's not, you don't keep, there's very Very few people have played this The people that have played it There's not that many who are on Pindigo Alright Round two Got Chimes Mystical Millions Mystical Millions Alright, are we Kinda not Aligned anymore I'm gonna just move this over, uh, here. There we go. Yeah, I think that, that's good. Now you're gonna find it so you can challenge me? I love it. Good luck! It took me a year to find this, and when I did find it I had to get it sent out from Rochester, New York alright so I was going after flames here and this is we're changing it up, we hit the mystical million so let's see what we can do Lake Show, welcome to the stream I almost said Lake Show Welcome to the Show, but that was, I don't know, it seemed kind of redundant. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Apparently, I do all of my work on Fall 3. So, in this mode, I do want multiball, because multiball is great for eliminating all of the flames. There we go, now we're at 2x on the flames. Uh, we've got a... We should lock a ball. Yeah. All right, lock a ball. Let's go ahead and get ourselves into multiball. Not what I need to be doing right now. There we go, two balls locked. And... that was perfect. There we go! We are in a multiball. And we already lost one of them due to the magic save. We do a little under over action. I think we can. Ooh. And I will take that. I should probably plunge it. All right, all right, we're calm down. Let's get back into another multivolve. So what do we have? Top ten in all the world. Night Mutilator in Denver has had one. He had it on location at Mutiny for a while. Yeah, I think he sold it. It was on Craigslist. it was on Craigslist for a while and it's no longer there so I'm assuming he got rid of it alright we don't need to relight anything right now I'm going to go there I really want to hit the playfield 2x right now. Here's an opportunity. All the way up and around. There we go. We got a playfield 2x. And I think we just maxed out on our 3x lanes. Let's get into a multiball. Get up and around. We've got Restore back there. Okay, cool. So what I wanted to talk about a little bit is that notice there's no blue here. I need to restore the shield by hitting that shot. Like that. So that was the reject because we don't have teleport lit, but we got the blue lights back by restoring the shield. So now we can go for more flames. Not that many left, and then we're done with 3x, and then I think we'd like both for a 5x. Get up there! Get up there! And... Wow, I had to engage that, because that light is most definitely not lit. Alright, we got a ball lock. And no 2x, darn it. Almost killed ourselves there. Woo! You see, my pinball has this game. You're going down, buddy. I don't know. I think I have a pretty sweet bonus. Oh, we're already on ball three. Darn it. Give me that multiball. Oh my gosh. No, no, no. Oh my gosh. Up and around. Yeah, there's the multiball. All right, there goes our multiball. Yep, there we go. We got 5X on the plane. Woo! Restore dust and teleport! Oh no! See! That's a million points on the flame bonus there though. So that's what you want to do on ball one. And then you'll get that million points on ball two and ball three. And that's assuming that you don't even increase them. Ugh. So. That is about the only two strategies for this game. So I am going to turn down the music for the game. Wait, like, how low? I still want to be able to hear it a little bit. There we go. All right. Much, much quieter. And then we can put on some good tunes. And to do that, I need to access that over there. Let's not put it on in the living room. Waking up wife and child would be awful. Do we do 80s? No, I think tonight is fifth wave, right? Browse Pandora. Uh, tonight is most definitely synthy, right? Because it kind of matches. There we go. Otherwise it would have been tainted. Oh, damn, now I have to put my pants back on. Alright. But, I have it turned up loud, I can't really hear it. Alright. And this does have to turn down just a hair more. All right, going for high score. What I want to do is roll this thing. I think it caps off at 10. Current best score is like 6.5 million. Let's see if we can do it. That is not a good start. There's a ball lock That is really not loud There we go All the way up and over Nope. Up there. Nope. Yeah, and for big points, I feel, I mean, for ball one, it seems like we should really be going for flames. There we go. We got two balls locked. And if we can make this all the way up and over, I think we out of the gate start a multiball, but that did not work. So now we need to hit... I need to feed the ball to that right flipper and then make it up, up the left ramp. Put on some medieval village music. I can honestly say I don't have a station for... That's going right down the middle. medieval village music? With little harps and flutes so I can drink mead. I guess we could call that folk music? By the way, now you just saw it go, it went through there. Like, how cool is that for a 1987 game? All right. Get up there. I think that... Yeah, I just balanced it. I think Enya would match up. All right, all right. We can... I agree. It's not very loud. And I know that we can do better. Uh, hold on. Gross. 80s pop radio. What do we got here? Tears for Fears? Is that more appropriate? I mean, it is an 80s pinball machine, right? Dragon simply. There's a shot. Oh wow, that almost kicked back out. That's right. Need to keep the hands on the flippers. This is not the game where we rolled the scoreboard. That's the game where we set a really low bar for the next game. I'm afraid to move that. All right, we got this. There we go. Focus on multi-balls and flames the first ball, and I don't think... I think you'd be good. Oh, man, that was almost a 3x there. Oh, all right. Back into a multiball. Let's get those ball locks rolling. Second ball lock. Nice and easy. We're going to be super patient with this one. Okay, there is Medieval Renaissance Spotify channel. Looks like we've got two balls locked. What do we need to do here? We need to hit that right ramp. Wow, that was awful. Here we go. I'll take that. Man. Thank God we already got that million point shot. There it is. Woo. Number two. Oh, that flame award is pretty awful. I was just trying to get into a multiball. A three-ball multiball would have been perfect there. Okay, I'm being told to turn that off. Why do you hate my renaissance music? Oh, you're getting told to turn off your renaissance music. I was about to say, no self-respecting American would ever turn off Tears for Fears. Wow, we... That was most certainly not magic save. And then breakfast club? Come on. This Pandora station has it going on tonight. Hey, hey! I'll take that. I'll take that all day. There's our three-ball multiball that I already wasted one of. I kind of don't want to use my right flipper. I'm just going to leave that ball jammed up there for now and take some shots. That was not fortuitous. There we go, right back into a multiball. Haters gonna hate, apparently. We have another ball lock. Here we go, second ball lock. I love that teleport. It really makes it seem like it's teleporting stuff. All right, we are out of everything to extinguish flames. We absolutely need to restore some stuff. You got punished for dissing the Renaissance. There we go. Oh, that was awesome. Was not expecting that. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. All right, what do we need to do? We really need to hit that ramp up there. Get there, get there. That may have been premature. It was not. Here we go. Up and over, all the way around. How did that not start a multivolt? That was ball three. Why did we make an effort on ball three every time? I don't know. I don't hate the Renaissance music. I just don't have access to Spotify. I never set up Spotify on Soto. And actually, now that I think about it, I don't know that I can even do it on Pandora. Because you have to have everything set up with Sonos outside of the app. It's really hard to just go search for stuff to play. Although, I am really curious what Renaissance music would look like. Spanish Guitar Radio. These are all stations I currently have. Parab Stolar. Jimmy Buffett Radio. Oldies. Alright, let's search. and if I could spell Renaissance. Did you spell it correctly? It looks like you did. Renaissance. Renaissance. Hey, hey, hey. Renaissance rap? Renaissance rock? Or Renaissance? I'm going to go with just Renaissance. Oh, no, no, no. This is a band called Renaissance. No, no, no. Let's go Renaissance music. Medieval and Renaissance music. There we go. Wolfman, really? this is what you're recommending we listen to. Let's see if it improves playing. Wax, welcome to the stream. Two days later, finally done with this new UFO's table for VPX. 5,000 line script with a playfield built by a five-year-old. Okay, cool. If it was actually built by a five-year-old, I'm assuming you're making fun of whoever designed it. Where are Death Dragons? Is there? This is... I mean, you're not wrong. It is most certainly, like, a period perfect, I guess, for actual Dungeons & Dragons. This doesn't have enough dice to roll. We must celebrate. Yes. Raise your glasses to the questing of the dungeons. And, uh... There were moments where we were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. Wow! All right! We quite literally pulled that out of the jaws of death. Cool, this still has the ballet air light clips. The machines don't. See, you are in full Renaissance form now, right? Like, there is nothing that has made me want to do a jig more or some sort of a very formal dance where you hold your hand out, somebody grabs it, and you walk in circles? Oh, baby, I'm in love with you. Oh, baby, I'm in love with you. Here's a world too mad to play my gentle little daddy. All right! No! I'm blaming that on the music. Oh, now we're doing an English accent? It wasn't intentional, I can assure you. If an English accent came out, it is only because there's music in the background that makes me feel like I need to speak in an English accent. Maybe that's what needs to happen next time we see things in a tournament. Roll for initiative rather than a coin flip. I would love it. I would definitely bring a d20. That, wow, I can't believe that wasn't too early. Where's the more upbeat music? I gotta say it, I'm kind of missing the earlier stuff. Ah. Watch out! All right, we got a ball lock. Really? This is better than... than the breakfast club. Okay, go ahead, put on some Slayer. Oh, wait a second, are we gonna... is this gonna pick up now? Do you really want to start a Limo Biscuit channel? Limp Biscuit channel. That's funny. I was just listening to Limp Bizkit today when I went to go to my daughter's open house for first grade. Oh, wow, rounds. Thank you. I'm kind of starting to like this a little bit. Oh, no. All right. Uh-oh, we're getting some music music here. Really? Really? A limo biscuit is greater than a limp biscuit. It's a biscuit that's as long as the table. Alright, we are switching the music to something a tad more upbeat. And I'm really trying hard not to go into an English accent there. Like, that was really rough. What are we doing now I can go back to 80s That just just ruined Do we go Do we go with something heavier Yeah let go heavy What are the chances it's gonna play Tool? Alright. You know what? I gotta say, the Renaissance music did definitely fit the theme. Very nicely, actually. But this is more enjoyable. The music is pure madness. Alright, did we go for that million point shot again? You know what? I feel like playing Tool is going to get me in trouble. There we go, we got a ball lock. And... Let's see, can we do it? Nope. Apparently we cannot. Do you think the medieval music would have gotten in trouble with Twitch on their auto digital right sensing stuff. Perfectly done. Whoa! All right. Going for that lock shot again. Oh, my God. That is such a hard shot to make. Woo, saved it there. Pulled it out. Don't be a tool. It's an obvious life. Oh, no, no, no. Twitch is in the streaming giant. My wife's name is Jess. But you're absolutely right. We do not want to irritate her. That is way worse than irritating Twitch. Oh, my gosh. going on? Can I survive? I know, I'm playing the game. Vault 2. So that is kind of a fun shot from the... But, nope. Nope. Are we going to get there? I want to show something really quick, game. Nope. Cool. So, next time through, we're going to trap up on the right, and you can hit this, and it bounces over and hits that, and then drops nicely back into the left flipper. Sometimes. Obviously, it doesn't happen like that all the time. Yeah, so... I'm gonna need you to... Wait, I have stuff for this. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody! Nobody! Um, not a good game. Don't do whatever I just did. Don't stream Taylor Swift. Her legal team will cut you in half. What's with that white claw? Is that the new Zima? No. Wait a second, why do I know that? That sounds familiar. I feel like you're referencing something with white claw. This is Will by Ten Barrel. It is not... Actually, it's very sweet. It's not the new Zima, though. I feel like I heard something about White Claw somewhere. Yeah, this is, I feel like this section of the stream is going to get silenced. But you know what? I want to listen to Tool, so that's happening. Aw, I hit that, and that was just slow to engage. Use your, I'm blaming. Oh, it looks like that white cloth stuff. That I don't know. Oh, see, there's a perfect example of why you always manually click those. You never trust that it's going to automatically do it, because that one didn't engage fast enough. Hey, we got a lock shot. Can we do it all on ball three? Ball three. All right. Really? We're going from tool to a perfect circle? That's right, get out of there. Magic saves you right out of the gutter. Way too early. Oh no. nope, nope, we're getting better, uh, commercials, yeah, Wolfman, did you sell your Shadow, yes, I did sell my Shadow, that's how I got, uh, X-Men behind me, actually, so, uh, Shadow and some cash got me the, uh, the Ellie, uh, Magneto X-Men behind me, oh, commercials on, uh, uh, on Pandora, Yes. Well, and here's the thing. I would pay the $4.99 for Pandora if their interface that you... When you pay for Pandora, the interface changes drastically, and it's awful, because they want to make it so you can download the music. That's not it. I don't need any functionality. I want the same interface I get when I use the free version. I just don't want the commercials. And I would pay for that, but there's no option to do that on your phone. And instead you end up with this horribly complicated interface. Use Spotify. But I'm so invested into Pandora. Like, Pandora knows me at a level that I feel like my best friends don't know. because it knows the kind of music I want to listen to. And if you're going to ask me to go through that entire process all over again, with a whole new, with Spotify, I guess, as opposed to Pandora, like, that's a major undertaking. Alright, we got a ball locked. Am I invested in phone modems and Vex? At least it's not. Pez Johnson, thanks for streaming tonight, especially this game. Pez, have a wonderful night. Thank you so much for joining us. No, someone has to get constantly paid to screw up and bloat every program on Earth. Exactly. Do you still use AOL dial-up? I do not. No, no, that is an excellent question, though. No, in fact, I hate fax machines. Because there are so many businesses that still rely on them, which is just irritating to me. that people in today's world are still like, oh, can you get them to send me a fax? And I'm like, I don't know, do we need to take a step back on human rights at the same time? What do you mean a fax? Can I trust you as a business to do whatever I want you to do? If you're still using a fax machine. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Nice and easy. and all of those drop targets coming right back up I bet they use Jorg is due, welcome to the stream I bet they use it well, doctors used it, how about them apples apple a day keeps the doctors away So before I got into computers, I was a pharmaceutical technician. And I hated the fact that it was 2000... So what year was it? It was 2001, I think, when I started working over there. And I hated the fact that doctors and medical people were still using those. No, there's no justification for that. Even ten years ago, that was ridiculous. Ridiculous. Get up and around. I don't even know who this is, but I can tell it's like early 2000s, maybe 90s? Oh, this is Breaking Benjamin, I think. I'm gonna go with early 2000s. Let's see here. They like to, uh, you don't like my facts, you can die then, buddy. That's how that goes. Same thing with insurance. Like, you're cured as soon as your insurance gets out, right? Oh, insurance isn't paying for anything anymore, so apparently there's nothing else we can do here. You're done. Oh, wow, we saved that. Apparently I wasn't so sure that was going to happen. I almost broke the flipper button there. I pushed that very hard. A mom slides into my DMs with a fax machine. Surprised she didn't hit you up on your beeper. She blew it up. You found a payphone? I love how payphones, the only, the only reason that a payphone even exists today is, uh, like, they're in houses now, or bars. Oh, in fact, I was at, where was I? Uh, I was at a shoe company. It was, um, I have some of their shoes that they were in Portland. and when you walk in, it was a really cool place, I'll give it that, but they had a table full of all kinds of different causes and a payphone set to free calls and you could go in and it had the cause, it had a book with the list of the cause and then the representatives who need to be chatted with in order to make that cause happen and you could call them from a payphone inside of the shoe company right there. That was pretty cool. Get up there! Jerk face. Uh... I don't feel the need to go and see a lot of bands. Like, when I was younger, I used to go to concerts all the time. But I have a few that I've been holding on to. And I finally got to go see Cake, and they were awful. So that was a pretty big letdown live. I mean, the music was fine. They were just on stage. And that is coming from somebody who knows every song by heart. They're like the greatest travel band. And just force it. Force it in there. I'm trying, Wax. Oh, my God. So anyway, these guys, I can't think of their name right now, but I would really like to see them live. There we go. There we go. Missed it. A little early, a little early. Yeah. Which is funny because I got my daughter at a very early age to love the song that they do, which is Radio Video or Video Radio. He has to roll high enough first. I do. I need a critical success here. I need a crit. Oh, my God. Get up there. By the way, Georgia Zoo, we've already hit the million point shot tonight. I just, I want to lay that down there, right, and point out that at this point we're just doing this for funsies because we already hit our goal for the evening, which should always be to hit the million point shot whenever you play this game. Get up there, you stupid ball! There it is. Ah! No! Here we go. Whoo! We're getting there, we're getting there folks! Uh, I used the 20 side at die icon and placed the default one for my screensaver. Clip it or it didn't happen! That was the shot right there! Crap, we're gonna go into a multiball aren't we? Oh nice! No! That was ball three! We may have actually gotten an extra life, though. Did we get the extra life? No. It'll get clipped. Trust me. It will most definitely get clipped. I don't hit the million point shot enough, apparently, to not clip it every time it happens. I don't know what that icon is. Oh, it's somebody doing this. Frustration, yes. Straight down the middle of frustration. It was there. It was there for the taking. You know, the other way to stop from getting yelled at by Twitch is just to talk over at least every 30 seconds. So if we can keep talking, I won't get in trouble. There's our first ball lock. We can get there. There's one. Liking it, liking it, I like it. Here we go, second one coming up! Wow, that was... I need to not let go! I think we... Oh, man, we maybe could have saved that. Yes, Chorgazoo, that is 10-barrel swill. One of my current favorite beers. We had it while we were out in Portland. That was, that was just pitiful, is what that was. Uh, Ten Barrel, man, that, I think, was my favorite place in Portland. Ahem. Ahem. I'm gonna kill myself choking. Ahem. with the except actually the pinball place that dirty toes and and sherry body took me to that was that was by far the coolest place I'm just gonna leave that in there oops it fell not my problem Oh, we lost the 2X. Uh-oh, yeah, we definitely need to talk over this, because this is a really... Oh, my gosh! Let's get that 2X going. Oh, no, we timed out! We didn't get it. Ground Controller Quarter World, or it was, uh, Next Level, yeah, Next Level, wow, what an amazing location, by the way. Oh, and then, uh, sorry, the other thing I got introduced to, and I don't know if it's a Portland thing, uh, because now I see them all over the place and I just never tried it, uh, but it was Mod Pizza. I had never been to completely fell in love like if Dirty Toast and SariBuy get if they are here they can vouch for the fact that I was flabbergasted by what you could do when you're building a pizza at Mod Pizza and I probably have been 15 times now to Mod Pizza I missed Portland pizza. Yeah, I get that, man. The pizza that we had in Portland... Actually, the food we had in Portland was pretty decent. It's not Chicago pizza, but it definitely has its own thing. I have never been to one and all... Exactly, Georgia Zoo. I hadn't either until we were in Portland. And I suggest it, man. you, it's, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's kind of like, uh, going to one of the burrito places, where you have to make a burrito, and you can put whatever, an endless amount of toppings, except you're making your own 12-inch or 9-inch pizza, and you can put whatever you want, like, if you want to put bacon on it, and cheese, and then, like, no, no, no, go ahead and put some more bacon on it, and put some Italian sausage on top of that, put some corn, uh, let's put some broccoli on there, a little bit of, uh, like, pesto, cover it, smother the whole thing in a garlic oil, and, you know what, maybe one more handful of bacon. Like, they just do it, and it's the, it's, there's no extra cost, it's just whatever you wanted, and they have all kinds of crazy toppings. I've never put that much bacon I have asked them once to put you know, can I have a little bit more bacon on there? yeah, I've done that once Dirty Toes! we were just talking about it yes, corn and how I had never had mod pizza oh it's supposed to activate and how I think my biggest takeaway from Portland was how amazing Mod Pizza was. I think I have been 15 times now to different Mod Pizzas. Birdzilla, welcome to the stream. Thank you very much for that subscription. You're not here and you're going to scare me or something like that, right? Just checking. Do they have CPR? Text on standby. Birdzilla, that is one year. You're amazing. That is a half-off situation right there. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Which I don't understand that statement. Like, why is the bottom of somebody's heart better than the top of the heart? Like, why wouldn't you want, like, the middle of the heart? Is that, like, the dark meat of caring or something? I don't know. There's got to be a reason for that. Far, far away. Star Wars Galaxy's Edge. Because I got it, like, the idea of, man, I want to thank you from the middle of my heart seems like that would be the white meat, or maybe like the in-between meat of the caring. I don't know, I'm making stuff up right now. By the way, Nine Inch Nails just came on. That is another band that's really high on my I Want To Go See. We love pinball. Welcome to the stream. That over the drinks, the next level. so okay and I did you came in at the perfect time I was just saying if Dirty Pie and Dirty Toes show up they will tell you how like crazy I went making my first pizza at Mod and I said I think that was my favorite part and I said okay no no no wait next level is definitely was definitely the coolest part there's no doubt about it next level was awesome but I'm a huge fan of hyperbole. Any opportunity I have. Oh my gosh, we're doing the thing. This is not very family-friendly music, Mr. Trent Reznor. I would appreciate it if you could just tone it down a little bit. Serebii. What? It's meant to reference... Oh, wait a second. From Austria. Simon, what are you doing in Austria? I... I'm going to be horribly American here. I can't tell you how far away Germany and Austria are. It seems like... Nope. I'm just going to admit that I don't... I couldn't point them out nicely on a map. I'm on holiday and in my hotel every morning there are all you can eat bacon and eggs! That's awesome! Uh, come to next level, yep, wait a second. Dude, MPT3K, you've met Cerebug! So thank you from the middle of my heart would be great for like a middle face. Wait, I gotta catch up. I missed a ton of chat. Where did all this chat come from? Over the drink. The bottom is where the blood flows. Well, the blood flows throughout the entire heart, like the aorta and the ventricle, left ventricle, right? Like it goes in and out. It flows through all of it. From the bottom chambers of the heart pump the most blood, okay? Wax, for whatever reason, Wolfman, when you said it, I questioned it, and when Wax said it, I'm like, oh, well, I mean, if Wax was going to agree, that's why. Dirty Toes, definitely. Yeah, next level is cool. They need to get an internet connection, so that way, uh, Stary and Dirty Toes can stream from their absolutely amazing collection of pinball machines. It's, it's, I didn't get to spend enough time there. Like, seriously frustrated. I, A, showed up a half hour late because I was running out of gas. And I, have you ever, I mean, I ran out of gas one time when I was 16. I also got into my one accident when I was 16 due to bad driving. Like, I got my driver's license. I had a couple of problems. Never happened again. As I'm driving to meet with Dirty Toasted Sari Bai, I'm, like, genuinely freaking out that I'm going to run out of gas. Because it turns out that where Next Level is, it's in between a major highway and kind of like a massive farming community that obviously has no need for things like gas or gas stations. it isn't until you get to the you drive past the town from where I was coming from to get to next level that we encountered like civilization in a manner where I could actually purchase and consume petroleum it was very frustrating because it was definitely one of those moments like oh my god I'm going to meet cool people and I'm I'm just not going to make it I did that thing where you start like really thinking about how much gas you're using. That sucks. With like every time you hit the gas, like, you know what, I'm just going to hit it a little bit close for a while. Uh, wait a second. It's hard to convince a local pin place that doesn't have internet to get internet. Except for Kuzu's mom. Wait a second, what? And I drove past it. Yes, I did drive past it. And Wolfman, the name of the song, I want to funk you like an animal, like a funky giraffe. Let see it hard to convince a local tin place it doesn There phone numbers There a bar of rock from me with no pinball deal with that whore I would love to especially if it a good bar I would want to put my pinball machines there, in fact, every time I go to buy a new pinball machine, I'm like, I kind of want something that's going to have a great theme that I could put on location, because I want to find that great bar that just needs something fun to do, and I could put Deadpool, Batman 66, X-Men, and TNA on location. Dungeons & Dragons isn't going anywhere. This pin is staying right here. And we'll see on Harlem Globetrotters. Somebody mentioned earlier about an HEP Harlem Globetrotters, and I'm really hoping my Harlem Globetrotters is actually... I mean, it would never sell as an HEP, but I'm hoping it's of similar quality, because the guy who's doing the restoration is replacing everything, and the pin just hasn't been touched in a long time. I feel like maybe everybody says that when you're trying to buy an old pin. Oh, we found this in somebody's so-and-so's garage, sitting under a cover for what must have been 20 years. I'm not the first person who has heard that story, I know. I feel like we're playing pretty weird right now. Like, is this technically pinball? There we go, we're getting the ball locks. Dirty Toes, have a wonderful night. Say hi to Sari for me. And if you put this on location, it would get wrecked, but make a ton of money. Wax, you should have seen it at Rocky Mountain Pinball Showdown. I had this with a 45-inch LCD turned sideways up on a huge mount next to it, and this had headlines on Friday and Saturday midday, while there was a big rush at Rocky Mountain Pinball Showdown, because Saturday night and all day Sunday and Monday, there was just nothing. But Friday and Saturday, there was a lot of people, and X-Men behind me and Dungeons and Dragons were being hit constantly, like three, four people waiting to play this. So I agree, it would get played. I don't think I could put this on location. Even if it was going to make money. Wow, that is the third or fourth time I've done that exact same move tonight. I don't think you want to route a good machine, George. Right. And, oh, you keep making an egg. Yeah, why do sellers always make up ridiculous stories where they got a pin they're selling from? I saw a guy smash his fist into Jurassic Park this weekend because he was drunk and angry. I was cringing because it was less than a week old. Vertzilla. I laid into people at Pinbird. Like, in groups, competitive playing, and somebody is tilting, like, out of frustration, and there's other people playing, and I had to go give them shit. I'm like, man, these are owned by people who have allowed Papa to put them on location. Like, you could be doing that to Keith Elwin's pen right now. Like, this is, it's not just free. Like, you didn't pay to abuse somebody else's property. Somebody owns this. I hate that. which is funny, because I, I, I was a very different person than I normally am at, am at Pinberg, like, I was hanging out with the Reno pinball guys, so, a Reno web dev, and, uh, was it, like, Jim 5-6, I don't know what his is, but, like, uh, I was the guy, like, uh, oh, wow, that, that totally missed it, but we would go to a restaurant, and the waiter would take a long time to get our tickets, so I would just walk up and talk to anybody and tell them that it was taking too long, and we'd love to get our check and head out. And I just don't normally do that. That's what my wife does. But when I go places without my wife, I guess I feel the need to be that person, because that person gets shit done. So, I was that person at Pimbert the entire time, by calling out people for slam-tilting a pinball machine. This is, wait, wait, ladies and lords, welcome to the stream, damn straight, and, uh, good work, George, thank you, smash the glass, let's not do that, oh shit, Wolf is a mod? Oh yeah, Wolf is a mod on this station. It was a weird night, I think we were all drinking, there honestly is no justification for it. Mood just changed. Laser Lowe showed up. Somebody who can actually play pinball. Like, oh no, I have to really try, but that's not going to happen. Lowe, so you missed it. Right, I think it was the second game we hit the million point shot. So there's really no reason for us to make an effort. At this point, it's all about good music and chatting and talking about people destroying machines that they have no right to do, to do that to. We were drunk, exactly. I don't even, I remember doing it, I just don't remember why. It wasn't like something anybody asked for. I think it was just one of those, like, he's always on the stream, and, you know, he's good about that kind of stuff, right? Like, makes good decisions. Whatever happened to Chevelle? That's the name of this band, by the way. I really liked these guys. Actually, it's really what happened to the late 90s, like, rock rap stuff. What do they call that? uh, new, new, new metal, new metal, uh, I don't know what it's called, but I know people give Limp Bizkit crap, but honestly, I kind of enjoyed it, it was, it was enjoyable. Also, ahhhh, it's supposed to auto-engage. We have said that multiple times. Don't trust the auto-engage. Yeah, drunk logic check. Remember Vann? I actually broke into his basement. Oh, wait. Yeah, I might as well retire. I almost accidentally banned you. The real story is, you have it... You have it doomed... Wait. Is you have it do me because you were too tired to ban me, so I can just ban myself. Limp Bizkit next theme. Next Borg layout, Limp Bizkit. I'd be okay with that. Oh, and what else did you miss, Lois? The Wolfman had us play actual Renaissance music to this theme, which surprisingly ended up working out pretty well. Like, I wasn't playing better or anything, but it did really kind of fit the theme. Get up there! Alright. Alright. So, also, by the way, if anybody asks which did you get, Jurassic Park or Willy Wonka I feel like your stream today was the perfect justification for Jurassic Park because I watched you play Willy Wonka I think for at least an hour it was actually quite distracting because I wanted to see how that game plays by the way if you guys haven't checked out LazerLost you need to check out LazerLost same with Wax and we all call him Wax but it's X-X-A-W-W-A-X-X that guy live music and builds VPX virtual pinball machines and we got MPT3K on here right now another amazing streamer we do a show every once in a while where we geek out about streaming technology Nice song Yeah, and these guys are really high, by the way, on the list Of bands I want to go see live I think I could talk I think my daughter needs to be about five or six years older And then if these guys tour, we'll go do it Oh, yeah, Lazer Sorry, I was talking about that and then totally stopped Anyway, you were screaming forever today You streamed Willy Wonka and Jurassic Park. And as you were playing Wonka, it was nothing but I feel like maybe an hour that I was watching. And granted, I imagine the more you played it, the more comfortable you got with the game. But it just seemed more frustrating than fun. Whereas I tuned in, I don't know at what point you started or switched over to Jurassic Park, but I tuned in and within two minutes you were having a great game. and it seemed like, and you were just, it was very obvious that you were enjoying yourself a lot more playing Jurassic Park. So, oh, here we go, million point shot. Million! Twice in one stream, how does he do it? I don't know, but it happened. It's a thing. Twice in one stream, Jorgazoo, who is also, by the way, another streamer, both retro arcade games and pinball. Check out Jorgazoo. Jorgazoo, you saw it. It is clipped. It is done. That's twice. And we got a ball on. Wonka was wonky today. And he pops wheelies and trackers. Only likes JP because it comes with those dino stickers. Wolfman, it's happening. As soon as we finalize the deal for my Metallica premium, I'm putting in the order. Jurassic Park is definitely happening, and on top of that, I had the weird idea today, PBU was talking about Jurassic Park, and I said, oh my god, what if you rethemed it for Land Before Time? And that's gonna happen now. The, at least the Translight, I'm gonna to find out how you get translate artwork done. And we are going to re-theme Jurassic Park as The Land Before Time. Because I watched that with my... I didn't watch it. I watched about a half hour of it with my daughter tonight. And I still absolutely love that movie, man. when Littlefoot's mom dies, and I'm sorry, spoiler alert, if you didn't see it in 1984 when it came out, um, there's a moment where the main character's mom dies, oh man, we went early. Get up there. Uh, and even today, and I have seen that movie at least 50 times, and that's no exaggeration. and I mean, I've seen it a bunch with my, with my daughter now, now that, uh, now that she's, she's of an age to enjoy that movie, um, so I've seen it a bunch with her, but as a kid, because I grew up with that movie, I've seen it a bunch. Dude, I would re-theme it as Land of the Lost. Wolfman, I can't do Land of the Lost. I am not a fan of that show. I didn't like the movie with Will Ferrell. And I know that's not a popular opinion because a lot of people are Will Ferrell fans. The only movie I like Will Ferrell in is Stranger Than Fiction. And that's only because I think that's one of my all-time favorite movies. Get up there! Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Alright, Land of the Lost. Whoa, spoilers, bro. Close. I'm sorry, man. I am so sorry, it is, it's been 30 years, at least. I think it's actually older than 30 years. Darn it! Oh, shoot, we got ourselves a multiball! You get a multiball, and you get a multiball! Oh, shoot! And we've got a 2x playfield multiplier. Oh no! Is that ball three? No? Alright, alright, that's a pretty good playing bonus. Ball two right there. That movie is terrible. It's all about the, okay, it's all about Sid and Marty Kroft, okay. I was just about to watch it. Laser, it's right at the beginning. It was in the preview. So it's not a major, I mean, it's a huge part of the plot, but it's a huge part of the beginning plot. It would be like going to go watch It and somebody telling you that there's an evil clown in it. By the way, I'm sorry, spoiler alert, there is an evil clown in it. You might as well re-theme it as Barney Ben. No way! I love you. I don't actually... You love me. We're all one big, great, happy family. That sounds about right. I feel like I added a couple extra syllables in there, but that's just how I roll. Wow. Wow. Wax, I have not seen your avatar, man. Clean up frenzy. If you're happy playing pinball, go ahead and play your pinball. That would be awesome. By the way, what time is it? 12.22? All right, last game. And then I have to get up in six and a half hours so I can go drop my daughter off at first day of school tomorrow. First grade, first day of school. Yeah, it was like four points up a million. New teacher, new school. I mean, same school, but it's at a different location. All right, can we hit the million-point shot three times tonight? Now that I've said it, I think it's very unlikely. Hold on, Tariqa! Hold on, Tariqa! Hold on, Tariqa! Hold on, Tariqa! It's very quiet all of a sudden. Also, I... My voice may be gone for tomorrow. That's going to be interesting to work with. Sounds... Wait, what was the... I have not seen... It's a wolf with a bow tie? That I don't get with an avatar. We've got ourselves a lock. Man, almost right there. There we go. I attempted my first live catch here. It doesn't make sense. Wait, either way, I was just excited to stream again. A long day felt good. Yeah, dude, it was a great stream. And it not only was a great stream, by the way, but you were playing on the two most popular new pins right now, so I think you nailed it. Here we go, a million points. Boom! Oh! So close. Here we go. Million points. Ah! A little late. Here we go, million points Oh, a little early All right. Playing in a Killer Queen tournament in Minnesota this weekend. Dude, that is a game that I have seen. That's the 10-person. That's the five-on-five game. That is... We don't have one easily accessible out here in Fort Collins, and that is a game I would love to figure out how to play. And I think it's about to come out on Nintendo Switch. That's it! Three-time champion of the million-point shot! Now it's just easy. Three times in one night? Like, at this point, it's not even a clipping thing, right? That would be like clipping Mega Crack-a-Ladonis on... What's the name of that? Deadpool. Like, eh, we've been there too many times. Probably going to the Cleveland Pinball Show for their tournament beginning of next month. Yeah, dude, seriously, good luck. Come on. A little too much. Ah! Almost again, almost again. That is four times one stream. Woo! Apparently Tool is my, uh, is my spirit animal for pinball. Let's see, you're always pinballing It's just a matter of where you are And how sweet it is Pinballs Make a montage of all the millions That's not a bad idea I do really want to roll this, though. We're at 3.4 on ball one. Ah, I said that! All right, what are we? And 430. Is that going to be really close to 4 million on ball one? If we can do that again, that would be amazing. But all those drop targets are going to come back up. Woo! This is a hell of a last game. Whoo! Whoo! That's going to... Oh, that did not go all the way around. Spirit flippers, no pressure. Gotta love those magic saves. Oh, no. Oh, no. Too much. There it is. There it is. Woo. Now, a little early. Ah, that's number five. That's number five tonight. Ugh. Not even close. Switch, welcome to the stream. We're kicking some butt on some Dungeons & Dragons right now. Got one more ball. We're at 4.7 million. We were really hoping to roll this, which would be to crack 10 million. And there it goes. Switch that. That means it's two with you. Ah, but that's a perfect example of why you spend ball one trying to... I'm going to turn the music off. Perfect example of why you spend ball one focused on the flames, because that bonus continues. Oh, crap, we got something here. All right. who's the last person to do something? Vertzilla. Not only can you actually put your name on here in person, but you're putting your name on here right now. U-W-X-T-U-V. Okay, there's U. T-U-V. There's V. That just doesn't look like it. Vertzilla. No? No? You're the last person. You're getting in here. V-R-T. T, we gotta get in here before East Desert does something. VRT, Vert, apparently you have the high score, which seems weird, because I know I put six million on here. Anyway, you guys, I'm going to switch this over to chat, and I'm going to say something like nope, actually there's no reason to do any of that my name is George, this show is don't panic, I'll take it myself well now you don't have to, that's the thing I may upload early, I'm already at a GB and haven't started the new Totan yet, I'm calling it for this month and after that, not me wow, I really wasn't listening at all you put that several times and you had a D&D for a while it is, man, I really like this game it's a nice switch to go from like a Batman 66 or a TNA or a Deadpool and then come back and play D&D so, um, we are in chatting mode right, yes, so, uh I totally lost my train of thought I'm George, don't panic we stream Monday, Tuesday and Thursday really late at night at these ungodly hours because that's the time I can do it. That also is when it's, like, least busy in the pinball world. So we go from 10.30 p.m. to 12.30 a.m. Mountain Time. That last game ran a little long. It's only 12.34. MPT3K, thank you so much for being on the stream. And that goes out to everybody. You guys had an awesome time chatting. We hit the million-point shot four times tonight, twice in one game. I feel like that twice in one game was just for Jorgazoo who said if it wasn't clipped it didn't actually happen so I will make sure to clip that or highlight that tomorrow put a highlight reel of all of the million point shots from tonight had an awesome game thank you guys very much and hope to see you again soon on what day is it today? Monday? so I guess we'll hope to see you tomorrow or technically today have a good one Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for watching!