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Day 2 of TWILIGHT ZONE Battle Week! - 2 / 2

Dead Flip·video·50m 54s·analyzed·Dec 11, 2014
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TL;DR

Twilight Zone pinball battle week stream with collection updates and Chicagoland tournament promotion.

Summary

Dead Flip hosts stream a Twilight Zone pinball battle week event, featuring extended gameplay with commentary on mechanics, rule sets, and casual banter. The hosts discuss their machine collection (selling The Simpsons, Judge Dredd, and a digital pinball cabinet), upcoming IFPA tournament in Chicagoland, and digress into tangential pop culture discussions. A guest named Cherry hosts the stream and participates in gameplay.

Key Claims

  • Dead Flip is selling The Simpsons and Judge Dredd machines due to space constraints

    high confidence · Although, I am selling Getaway The Simpsons. Getaway The Simpsons. The Simpsons. And a digital pinball machine.

  • Dead Flip previously sold The Lord of the Rings and Judge Dredd machines

    high confidence · The only games in collections that have been sold are The Lord of the Rings. The Lord of the Rings. Judge Dredd. Judge Dredd. That's it.

  • Dead Flip owns a digital pinball machine with LED TV displays and full physical cabinet construction

    high confidence · It's a full actual pinball cabinet. So it looks just like any other pinball machine, but the back glass is a monitor and the play field is a monitor.

  • IFPA-sponsored tournament happening tomorrow (implied Saturday) in Chicagoland at 7 PM at Dead Flip studio

    high confidence · if you folks are in the Chicagoland area, we're having an IFPA-sponsored tournament tomorrow here at our studio. That's for world-ranking points.

  • Whitewater machine at Dead Flip was not sold but taken home by a friend

    high confidence · We did not sell Whitewater. A friend of ours who had the games here just took it home.

Notable Quotes

  • “The only games in collections that have been sold are The Lord of the Rings and Judge Dredd. Those are the only two that have been sold.”

    Host (Dead Flip)@ 21:29 — Clarifies collection sales history and addresses audience questions about which machines have been sold versus relocated

  • “It's a full actual pinball cabinet. So it looks just like any other pinball machine, but the back glass is a monitor and the play field is a monitor.”

    Host (Dead Flip)@ 21:45 — Describes digital pinball cabinet technology with physical cabinet housing and LED displays

  • “If you show up, pay your entry fee, and you get very last place. You're still a world-ranked pinball player.”

    Host (Dead Flip)@ 10:17 — Explains IFPA tournament accessibility and world ranking eligibility to encourage participation

  • “This was super awesome. Thanks to Cherry for hosting us. We couldn't be happier. We need to get the word out about pinball as heavy and as hard as we can.”

    Host (Dead Flip)@ 24:51 — Expresses commitment to pinball community promotion and gratitude to host/sponsor

  • “Star Wars pinball machine, I'm not a fan of. It feels a little Star Wars-y.”

    Host (Dead Flip)@ 38:16 — Casual criticism of Star Wars pinball theme execution, sparks extended pop culture tangent

Entities

Dead FliporganizationCherrypersonJackpersonNickpersonJon HeypersonTwilight ZonegameThe SimpsonsgameJudge DreddgameThe Lord of the Ringsgame

Signals

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    community_signal: Dead Flip actively promoting IFPA tournament accessibility with messaging that entry-level players still receive world ranking points

    high · If you show up, pay your entry fee, and you get very last place. You're still a world-ranked pinball player.

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Host expresses mild criticism of Star Wars pinball thematic execution though remains fan of franchise

    medium · Star Wars pinball machine, I'm not a fan of. It feels a little Star Wars-y...It's like they looked at the movie and they're like, let's make a machine this bad.

  • ?

    event_signal: IFPA-sanctioned pinball tournament at Dead Flip studio offering world ranking points to all participants

    high · IFPA-sponsored tournament tomorrow here at our studio. That's for world-ranking points. If you show up...you're still a world-ranked pinball player.

  • $

    market_signal: Dead Flip divesting physical pinball machines (Simpsons, Getaway) due to space constraints at streaming studio

    high · We're just running out of room here. We're trying to get rid of stuff that because we don't play as much.

  • ?

    announcement: Dead Flip announcing digital pinball cabinet available for sale with full physical cabinet design and LED displays

    high · It's a full actual pinball cabinet with monitor back glass and playfield, full buttons/plunger, downloadable tables, immaculate back glass graphics

  • ?

Transcript

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0:00
Trick Pod! Yay! Money! Oh! Shit! Oh, hey! Here we go! Cherry, Stern Spider-Man's a lot of fun. This is what they call a, uh, collection? Uh, is that what they call it? I don't know. If I get one on the other... That's a Newton's cradle. If I get one on the other... If I get one on the other flipper, it's an Elwynn. Let's see.
0:41
There it is. Boosh. Booshka. Good cradle separation. So what I want is the camera. I'm going to try to actually shoot it from here. What?
0:50
Well, you got 10 million added to your back box. You can't love for me. Trying to make it fall into the gap. No love. No love with the glove.
1:07
Here, Jack, this angel is coming out. Wait, fall in. Nice chopsticks. Oh, my. Oh god! That was every amazing save that you could have possibly mustered. Mustered. Mustered sounds real good right now. Muuu! Come on, baby.
1:43
Swim! Swim! Swim! Swim it! Bum she. What do you got? got a clock chaos this is wrong they get it's like they're saying the wrong one yeah no clock chaos is not camera is next you just collected clock chaos so it's solid but that was blinking last time i think you're fine oh i mean looks related i think you're fine Thanks buddy, you look great too. But pinball wise, I think you need to hurry up. Uh, collect bonus needs to happen real fast folks.
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content_signal: Dead Flip planning to stream digital pinball gameplay as alternative content for off-weeks

medium · Jimmy wants us to play the digital next week...I'll just play it. And people can come see what the hell it does.

2:29
Oh my god. It's like, it's like uh, it's like playing, you know when you were younger and you played Mario Brothers with that kid who had played it every day for ever? Oh, play it all fucking time. You're just like, let me fucking play it, it's my turn.
2:47
I'm sorry. It's like, I don't get it. Like, collect your secret mushrooms. Awesome. I don't care. I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna shoot at Bowser. It's his stuff.
3:02
So we got some upper plane field action here with the magnet clips. All he has to do is get into that hole in the back and he points a double point to the back.
3:13
So that 15 million would have been 30 million had he made this shot. God, you are killing it! Powerball!
3:29
No! No, be cool, be cool! Yeah, Weapon, there's a plan. I also play pinball on my iPhone and shit like that. But I have to say all that stuff pales in comparison to walking up to one of these things and beating it up.
3:52
I do use the app as far as playing on my phone to get a grasp on like rule sets and stuff that I don't understand on certain games that I'm playing. I love Zola.
4:08
Oh man, I lost them all! No, God, that was nothing. Oh, fudge a budge. The next camera was collect bonus, which would have been...
4:18
40? 87 million just for collecting. I could have had that. Times two. And then collect it when I stopped.
4:31
Farts. All right, well, Nick has a commanding lead on me right now. Yeah, everybody out, that's for sure. Everybody out.
4:50
Alright, well, you had your chance, and now I get to go play Mario. I'm going for the billion, folks. Why? I have one, two, three, four, five, six panels left on my door panel.
5:07
To get to Lost in the Zone, which is still pretty hard. I think we're halfway there. And I could just lose this ball just as easily as Jack did.
5:18
That's how this game usually treats us. With not a lot of respect. And that camera would have been my 87 million times 2.
5:31
Which is a real bummer. And now I'm going to get my bonus. Which is 1? 2 million? Oh, that's good for a 20. 21 mil. There you go.
5:47
Try to get my power. That'll work. Light gumball, now I want the power. Missed it. I'm gonna go from the left.
6:03
Yeah, lock will do it. Oh shards. Go. I need the power folks. Nooo boy. Ohhhhh. That was a sour trust my friend. But I had it up and I bounced and it went. Well no you know what happened was. It went kikoo. It didn't even just bounce off of that and hit that. That flipper moved a little bit. It bounced, right? It was like, boom!
6:40
Alright, so I just need 520 million. Hey, dude, I did a... Easier done than said. Wait, what? Oh, Cherry, the start time for this is 5 Central. 5 PM Central, Monday through Friday. 5 o'clock. This week's all Twilight Zone, and then everyone's going to vote for the next game starting Saturday?
7:14
Friday, night, Saturday. Depends on when I'm ready to fill out that many machines on Strawpole. Yeah, so we're going to open all the games back up next week. Yeah. So vote for your favorites. Vote for your favorites and get your friends to vote. And, uh... You know, if you really want us to play Metallica, just get all your friends to click Metallica.
7:40
You're just voting for Metallica. No. That's what you're doing. No, someone said... If I'm voting on a game, I want Akadaka. Hey, if you just want to play Metallica, I want Ace... You know what, man? If you say Metallica to me one more time, I'm gonna beat you. You want to play Metallica? Oh, it's over! You fucked.
7:58
If you come all the way back, I will... You what, Campbell? No! Give you a billion dollars! Pew! I start.
8:17
I just congratulated you. I know, I was trying to. I'll be right back. Alright, hey, there's no more beers, right? I don't think so.
8:31
Jail's No Getaway. That game, for you folks that aren't familiar, we set a goal for ourselves on all these machines every week. The Getaway was the first and only machine that we were unable to achieve that goal. And I was trying to get a billion on Getaway, which is the sequel to High Speed. And instead of getting a billion, I got 999,996. I was like one freaking shot away.
9:05
And it happened twice. Cherry, thanks so much. Really, we can't thank you enough, man. It's a labor of love getting pinball on Twitch because everyone obviously wants to watch Hearthstone, which is actually fun. I play it myself. or like League of Legends, which we have a lot of League of Legends guys here in the studio. Just Pinball is like a very tight-knit group, and not a lot of people understand the whole Twitch thing as far as people that like Pinball. So it helps a lot, man. I appreciate your help and your hosting. And, yeah, if you ever have any questions, man, just give us a holler, and we'll tell you what's up.
9:54
Man, you guys joined just in time to see Nick whoop my ass. I beat him like 12 times in a row and now he's like whooping my butt. You've opened this door with the key of imagination.
10:05
Here we go. And also, if you folks are in the Chicagoland area, we're having an IFPA-sponsored tournament tomorrow here at our studio. That's for world-ranking points. If you show up, pay your entry fee, and you get very last place. You're still a world-ranked pinball player. So, Chicagoland area, be here 7 o'clock You didn't play yet? I hit fucking... Okay, I got zero points Wait, where's my beer? You know, I was trying to figure it out, but... Wait, is there... If there's no more beer Uh... We have a very large liquor cabinet here at the studio Man, now that Nick's got this game dialed in, I don't even know what to do with myself anymore.
10:59
Maybe beat him? There we go. Shit. I mean, donate to kids, folks. There's that three-way. There's that power.
11:47
Get up there. That's what I'm talking about. finally we have a game shit shit great the cool back wait what you give me oh just apple juice on ice Just some sarsaparilla in a mason jar
12:49
My man. You're my favorite. My favorite. Powerball. Oh, not what I wanted, actually. What do you want? Not the fucking Powerball. Powerball? No! Why did I... Oh, I'm sorry. Alright, I got an idea. Check this out. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Get it. There you go.
13:26
Yup, legit. 15 mil jackpot, wow. 15 mil jackpot, wow! Do it up! Deflection! I thought you had a double outage. No, just deflecting. Power outage. And you're left with the par ball. Hell yes! Put it back in. Hell yes is all I have to say.
13:57
Oh no! It doesn't know. Now it knows. Now that you hit it. Frickin' farts, it didn't know. Oh boy. You should have got power out of that one.
14:13
Is there anything... Oh, whoa. What are you doing at? 10 more piece, baby. I'm telling you, dude. Oh.
14:27
Oh. This is you. This is you. This is your game. All the swishes. Uh oh, Graves asking if Wednesday or Thursday is our tournament. I thought it was tomorrow. Well, there's one both days. Oh yeah, there's one near our studio too.
14:51
Oh, you gotta be kidding me. That multiball went nowhere. Benz is third. Dude, read that last comment. Oh, man. It's so perfect. I give you a little bit. You haven't had any yet. Sarsaparilla is to Jack what spinach is to Papa. I'll just say the drunker I get, the better I start playing. See, that's the problem. I hit my peak jump. Actually, I played that last game reeeally well. You did. You played that last game incredibly well.
15:37
Come on, Flippy Flap! Come on, Baby Flip! Woohoohoohoo! MUMMY! Two-hundy? Sarsaparilla. Mmm.
16:03
Oh, my man. Is that the sarsaparilla from the counter, or is that from... Mm-hmm. Yo, that's good. No, that's your favorite. That's a little Jimmy B. Yep. That's what it is.
16:16
It's sweeter than most. It goes down like a smooth gorilla. Doesn't count when it's not a treat. It's only at the end.
16:28
Oh, you J-D'd your own son. Oh, God. I wanted to yell, and then, like, a fart noise came out of my mouth. I'm not sure. I got to tell you, you did really, really well.
16:43
That's a great first ball. My bad. Great first ball. I hope to counter. That pinball pick up lines. If I date a girl, say she's got the multiball and a single long slipper. I'm not sure I have a slipper. Oh, gross.
17:04
My man! Oh. Oh, how the first place... You know what? Here's the deal. Wait, you have one of those balls where the people do like the... Are you like orb dancing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that something you can learn? Is that like juggling? You have... I think it requires... Do I need baggy pants? No, it's all ecstasy and... Actually, Gavin can help you out with that, I think.
17:31
You need to wear a skunk tail that lights up. I bet Gavin is really good at that, though. I don't think so. No disrespect, I bet he is incredible at that shit. I bet he could pretend like he has a ball, then crack it open and do this, and you would know that a baby dinosaur just came out And then he would, like, start acting like the baby dinosaur. Am I on the drugs, too? Are you on drugs right now? I might be, because that sounds incredible. I saw that dinosaur. You were like, whoa, whoa, crack open baby dinosaur. You're the baby dinosaur. That was amazing. All right, here we go.
18:07
I already got, do I have my 10 million? No, let's get that. Nope, I fucked up. Shit. Shit! Well... There's an old Irish ditty with that name.
18:31
A North Irish ditty. Ooh, boobs. Nope. Slip! Feeling it now, I got my shots down. Perfect point. Perfect doing. Perfect dead end just like I wanted. Perfect catch. This ain't no plastic up, mate. Perfect backhand. This be a mason jar. Perfect piano. Perfect lock. And then, uh, plunge it. Honestly, I think if I keep saying perfect, you're looking 95% accurate. Perfect. Perfect point. Yeah, I don't want to count square. Perfect point. That was, actually. That was. Multiple balls. See how this goes. Where does it go from here? He's feeling it.
19:38
Oh, Brad Chimmy. Chimmy's watching. I told them we got taken over or whatever that word is and I didn't know what it was. Oh we got hosted. Hosted. Oh god. Cherry is the host with the most. That's everybody out of the pool folks. So I have a chance at a relay which is, oh god. Which is right up in there. Kimberley's on fire. Swip and I missed it but I'm going to have another try. I missed it. Aw, odd change. I have one more shot, I think. Yep. Not if I do that. Oh, shit. Wait, the timer stopped. The timer does stop if you hit major shots. Three, two, one.
20:21
Nailed it, you fucker. Got my multiball back. Last second. And now I just need... Cold November trade. Thanks for coming again, buddy. We'll see you tomorrow.
20:37
Oh, God. Why am I missing? All right. That's an excellent, not made-up language you just invented. It's reverse. Reverse like, oh, like.
21:08
We did not sell Whitewater. A friend of ours who had games here just took it home. The only games in collections that have been sold are Lord of the Rings. Judge Dredd. That's it. Lord of the Rings and Judge Dredd. Those are the only two that have been sold. Although, I am selling Getaway Simpsons. And a digital pinball machine. And a virtual pin. Which is made up of LED TVs.
21:45
It's a full actual pinball cabinet. So it looks just like any other pinball machine, but the back glass is a monitor and the play field is a monitor. And it has the buttons, the plunger, the works. And you get to download and upload into this machine different pinball tables and play them. And the back glasses look freaking immaculate. They look exactly like they should. And then it's like the layout of the tables right here and you get to flip and the physics are great and there's even like nudging and stuff like that. It's remarkable. And it's all built into an actual physical pinball cabinet so you can put it right next to the rest of your collection and you wouldn't know the difference.
22:24
And then you sweep it up. Yeah, we're just running out of room here. We're trying to get rid of stuff that because we don't play as much. Oh, I left my name. You look good.
22:40
That's me in a bow tie looking sad at a wedding, by the way, folks. Jimmy wants us to play the digital next week. Oh. You know what I'm going to do? You know what? What? I'm going to say, hey, Sunday, I'll just come up here in January. Yeah. I'll just play it.
22:58
And people can come see what the hell it does. You mean set the stream up on it. Set the stream up on it. I think that's fair. And I'll say, hey, I'm selling this. Yeah, we'll set the stream up on it. It'll be like an off week, you know, like a Sunday or something.
23:15
Alright, so my score's okay. So, don't win, bro. There's the 10 million door. Nailed it. Ooh, Bat Candy.
23:31
Bat Candy? What, Bat Candy? He's the guy that has the funny stuff on Saturday Night Live. Oh, John Candy. No, Bad... Yeah, Bat Candy.
23:44
Bat Candy. He has, like, some weird, like, foreign first name. It's Bat Candy. No, I'm thinking of John Candy. Oh, John... Wait, like, what is it called? Like Hot Tips with John Handy?
24:04
Pure Moods? Pure Moods with John... All right, I guess I only have to beat three... You know what, if you're doing that on purpose, it's worth it. Forty. Get my brain somewhere else.
24:19
Sell that digital. I'm trying, folks. Oh, well, that was Marie saying that. Oh, thanks, baby! Jack Candy It's Jaw Candy One more folks Alright folks We're going to play one more game And then we're going to get the crap out of here Hey good win buddy Thanks so much for everyone coming out tonight This was super awesome Thanks to Cherry for hosting us We couldn't be happier That's awesome. We need to get the word out about pinball as heavy and as hard as we can.
24:59
And like I said, if you're near Chicago, drive your ass out here tomorrow. Oh, for the tournament? Yes. Yeah, get out of here. If you don't know how to get here, message us on the social networks. Yo, caught chaos.
25:17
Yo, deep donuts with Jack Candy. Deep donuts Geek geek donut That was a lot of points there folks Next camera work 20 mil
25:32
Ding-dong. Oh, live that. As long as you're sassy with the machine. Aw, man, the sass for a little bit is precisely a- No! Balls-a-back! Be-alls-a-back. Be-balls-a-back.
25:56
If you're ever playing Twilight Zone and you feel like you need to shake the game because you're so angry... Deep Donuts with John Candy. With John Candy. Yeah. Shake the game next to you, because don't... I was afraid you were going to tilt this. No, I wouldn't tilt it ever. I would not an idiot.
26:14
I would not. I'm not drunk. I don't know what you're talking about. What? Brad Chimalusi's going to Emporium? What? Brad, you can come in here and say that.
26:28
Alright, fair enough. Bye, Brad. Miss you. Um, so Nick's got 36, so if I do this... Good luck! I'm a third of the way to his score, but that puts me in the pop-overs, which is dangerous. And you'll see why right now You gonna make it? Will I survive?
26:52
It's a gamble You just, you don't know I lived! Oh, you fart Oh god Put it in the camera No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That. That, that, that, that. All right. Wait, are we burning worms? There's a slight burn. I'm above, above, a little. You're burning a little hotter than I am. It looks like I'm going to go for the gumball.
27:35
Go for the camera. 20 million. Nothing to sneeze at at all. Literally. Well, that's nothing to sneeze at.
27:44
Go up and around. I want that scumball, folks. Here we go. Take it. Two? Two or three? One. Oh, that two million.
27:57
That is two million. Two millions are real. Oh! Can we get a beef Spanberg up in here? Powerball, folks. Do not tilt. I have two dangers, which means the next shot is a tilt. I'm going to get that. The next shot is a tilt. The next jab is a tilt.
28:21
He's wasted his grace period, so he can't... What I really wanted was that... Not to drain. Yeah, my man.
28:31
Pardon me, penis. Pen 15. Yo, do you remember that club we joined? Wait, are we in a robot dancing club? No, the Pen15 club where that dude wrote Pen15 on her forehead. Who was that? I don't know. Oh, yeah. We were like, yeah, we'll join your club. And he wrote Pen15. Oh, yeah. And I felt pretty cool. I didn't know what it meant. But we're in it. But apparently it's a pretty prestigious club. And I recommend you all joining the club. Oh, yeah, with Pen15 club. I was in a club like that in high school.
29:01
Me too. My teacher didn't know why. Yo, that pen 15 though. Oh, someone just said Nick really loud. Law, I just wanted you away from me. Oh no, I guess they did say it. Live! No! Look to the future, friends. friends did he not I walked out
29:43
good shape by the way never tilt Twilight Zone this game is all bonus so I just like double my score good plan we got the multi ready into the lock folks.
30:08
Nope. What the? What? A little ding dong bounce up into the camera. Get that. Can you do it? Get that lock folks. Can you do it? Oh. On the fly.
30:25
Live on the fly. I know. What's he going to do with it? What's he gonna do with it? You know, honestly, I kind of like it this way, because it makes you think on what you want to do with this now. You have two multiballs ready.
30:40
And you just drained your multiball. You got 20 million off of that. For what? For fucking ding-dong bullshit. Ah!
31:02
Oh! Uh-huh. Oh! That's a free hitchhiker. Oh! Nope, that's a battle. Power play. That's fine. Three, two, one.
31:44
And because the game's leaning to the left, we have to wait until the ball checks. Because it's stuck up in the... That happened quicker than I thought it would.
31:57
Do it again, folks! Back to the power. And we can use it for 16 million. And a door panel. I still have my multiball lit, which means Clock Millions is perfect to go with multiball, and I'm just gonna go for it.
32:15
Just like this. That felt so good. That shot was the shit. The Twilight Zone. Man alive! That jackpot!
32:42
So while you were watching Cherry play Hearthstone, eh? I was on that beta for a while and I tried streaming it and then... I don't know. I stopped streaming it for some reason. Oh, I set the pinball stuff up. That's why. I streamed a game of Tron and I just didn't go back.
33:06
Hearthstone's pretty freaking addicting, I have to say. Ding, ding, ding, ding, goodbye. Get the hell out.
33:21
Spiral to camera. Ewww! I don't know. I don't know what that is. That's no happiness, man. You have 207 million points.
33:35
Now, because football machines work off of the U.S. dollar system, when we're done playing, it spits out that amount of money. Yeah, what you guys in Europe don't know is that because of the laws, because of the tax laws, mostly tax laws, we actually get all the points in dollar form. Converted into dollar form. It just comes right out of these dollar feeders here. Yeah, I mean it's more of an IOU, it's not cash, you have to take it next door, but you know, it's just only fair really.
34:07
Here we go! See, that super slot was lit! Well the thing is, you're a super slot. What? Why are you so mad?
34:19
Well I'm not angry, I'm just, you know. Alright, power's lit I guess. My butt hurts that you have 200 million more points than I do.
34:29
Lift, lift, lift, lift. Oh, power! You can't live when you flip, doesn't do a dip. Flip! Aw, hippie.
34:43
Get, get off her. Man, you're all about that power, power life. It's cool on camera too, man. I'm looking out for the feed. Ah! No! So close, dude. That would have been 40 mil. Welcome back, Jerry. That was some hippies. that ball. The hippies control that ball.
35:19
Swift. Uh huh. Koi. Right ramp. Koi. Left ramp. Hinge ramp. Ooh, center target. Oh! Alright. Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo! Go cock-a-doodle-doo. Dude, 90 million bonus. Alright. I'm sorry.
35:45
We have a hill to climb here folks, I need ten times my score. You got this. I believe in you Jack. If I hit the ten times your score button, then I win. Do you know where the ten times your score button is? Yeah, hold on, let me type the code in.
36:06
Right, it's the footloose drum. Yeah, right, it's the footloose drum, uh, yeah. It's the footloose drum pattern. If you play the Footloose drum pattern at least three times, like on Twilight Zone, just like Jack did, you actually get ten times your score if you get multiball. Yeah, your next multiball is worth ten times what it should be. Yeah, as soon as he gets multiball, you should be all set to go.
36:27
The information. Oh, man, I got them eyes that are too slow. You got that whiskey cessperellas there, buddy? All right, no, we're fine. Call your mom. You in trouble. Get rid of it. There you go. Creed! Mommy! Quit. Didn't even look. Don't need to. Oh, camera helper, bro. Oh, God. Oh, please. Here it is. I tried the death save. And then I got sad. You did. You got... You're upset with yourself. I should... Folks! Don't do that. Never, NEVER learn how to death save. pinball for you. It really does. You've really been sad ever since you learned it. Because you know you can keep playing, but legally... One-handed. Legally... One more game. Oh, yeah. One-handed. We got that one-handed game right now. You take one hand, doesn't matter. Take one hand, put it in your pocket. Take your other hand, and that's the only hand you get to play with. That's all we get. Left or right flipper, all you get is a budget. Which means... No! Skill shot. Yep. You sound bitch. Skill shot's going to be worth some cash here, folks. Because your score is likely not to get above 30.
37:51
Oh. Are you kidding me? That shit worked. Yo, one handed, bro. Yo, I changed. Three million. Three million? I've never seen it.
38:03
Another 10 million. It lost my life FML Yo One one bro Love Squeak Come on, baby. You know, I was going to say, the Star Wars pinball machine, I'm not a fan of. It feels a little... Star Wars-y? Yeah, it's a little Star Wars-y for me. It's like they looked at the movie and they're like, let's make a machine this bad. Oh my god, well that's not what I'm saying at all. I'm a Star Wars fan. No, nobody's a real Star Wars fan.
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They did not like it. Okay, Star Wars is one of those movies you can go back and still appreciate. It's not like putting in Garbage Pail Kids the movie and going, you're going to love this, you haven't seen it in 20 years. And then you watch it and you're like, wait, this is actually the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Garbage Pail Kids at a movie? It's fucking terrible. Is it cartoon? It's live action. What? Yeah, there's like this greaser Garbage Pail Kids. Is Nancy making it? Because that's the first Garbage Pail Kids. No, Nasty Nick is not in it. The premise is very similar to Gremlins, where some dude sells something. Who cares? Don't watch that movie, folks. It's terrible.
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Give me something good, folks. Oh, here we go. Into multiple. Let's go. Oh, that's what I wanted. Hey, are you still playing one-handed? One-handed. I'm killing it. That's it man, you just need an audience is what you need. That's always what I need. All I need is an audience.
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Can you get the relight? Oh man, if you would have nailed that just then, I would have shittin' myself. In the most literal tense of shitting myself, I would have shittin' myself. 73.
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Pick your hand. You can pick your hand. You can pick your butt. And you can pick your friend's. But you can't pick your friend's butt. But you can't choose your friend's health insurance. You can't choose your friend's health insurance. There's an old saying.
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That's down the drain right there. Fuck you. Get the hell out of here. Well, that's down the drain right there.
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That's not fun. Well that's a That's a medium down drain That's the old That's the typical Oh my god actually that The camera shot's like impossible now Oh yeah you can't open it Usually with two hands you can open the camera shot a little bit Give it a little bit of space A little breathing room But with one hand you don't have Your hands on both buttons so you can't do it Come on, One Handy.
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In the toilet zone. Except in the toilet zone. No! Clench Hill. No, don't do it. Wait, that's yours. I didn't drink it. No, I'm out. I know, that's how I know it's yours. I'm out of wasky.
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Now you tell me not to watch it. Oh, Star Wars? Yeah, don't do it. No, not fucking Star Wars. Oh my God. Guys, don't watch it. Do not watch the Garbage Pail Kids movie. Watch Star Wars. If you haven't already watched Star Wars, just watch something... Okay, also, okay, on the Star Wars front,
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find the Star Wars that was the earliest release of the Star Wars, because George Lucas wouldn't leave that movie the frick alone. Just don't. Just, just don't. Like, in every regard, he's like, oh, I get to put a rock in front of a robot? Let's put a fucking rock there. Yeah, it's a turkey. Yo. That was a sexy shot. Hold on. Hold up, hold up. Hold on, your girlfriend's texting you. Oh, what's she saying? Slap him in the testicles. Don't mind if I do. Wait, about what? She likes Star Wars or something. Yeah, you better turn your hips.
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That's just one of my... Karate moves! That's one of my Paula Poundstone moves right there, right here. Paula Poundstone? Yeah, she's like...
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Man, she wears those power suits like none other. Oh, I went to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, and she was one of the judges. That's not Paula Poundstone you asshole That's Paula Abdul The way that you tell me Paula Poundstone Is the white comedian That wears fucking men's suits All the time When she's in that video with the cartoon Cat? Yeah that's amazing And she's dancing around I'll take two steps forward And two steps back We go together like opposites Listen Paula Poundstone and sketchbook can make a video.
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I'm just saying. We go together like a rock, a sis, a track, baby, you know it. Hey! Yo, when? Oh, wait, we're playing pinball.
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Oh, man. I don't like cigarettes. I like a smoke. Dude. I make the bed and I'm eating salads. I don't like ranch. Yo, you ain't from Michigan. Oh, I love ranch. Who doesn't love ranch? They cut off the tea bed.
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Yeah, sorry. Paula Abdul Dancer. Paula Poundstone, lesbian comedian. Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul Dancer. Wait, wait, don't tell me. Paula Poundstone Dancer Paula Abdul Lesbian Comedian Okay I'm gonna have to need Flashcards There's too many Paulas in the world Paula Abdul Oh wait That's a DQ my friend That ain't no DQ That ain't cheap There you go Yeah DQ What's that dude's name From that fucking show Paula Poundstone That's the dancer. Paul Abduel is a lesbian comedian. I'm saying. Two steps forward, I take two steps back. We come together like a top, put a little track in the loop. And you know, it ain't easy, just a natural fact. Wait, is it a natural fact? It's a natural fact. Or is it a matter of fact? It's a matter of fact. Is it matter of fact or natural fact? It ain't easy, just a natural fact. Mater of fact. Maternal fact. It's a maternal fact. It's a poundstone of fact. Yeah, poundstone. I think that's right. Get them figured out, let me know. What? Get them figured out, let me know. Okay, yeah, sorry. No, I'm trying to figure it out. I forget, I forget. The door's wide open. The door's wide open, and it's not only the internet listening to us. We do have neighbors. So we have to let the neighbors know about Paula Poundstone. Paula Poundstone is the dancer. I don't believe that.
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She's the one that made out with the cartoon cat. Listen, I don't believe people that watch Star Wars for fun. I just don't. No one said it was fun, man. Is it for... It's scientific research. Oh, just to see how that planet lived. Listen. Wait. When I'm hanging out on Mos Eisley, in Mos Eisley, on Tatooine. You want to know where the whole Topanga Cat Star is. Yo, that whole, I was pounding swamp rats with the, listen, I don't even know quotes from that movie anymore. That's what I'm saying. So in order to know more about the plant. I'm pretty sure pounding swamp rats is not a quote from the movie.
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So you watch Star Wars the same way you watch National Geographic. Yeah, where? I don't. Or I did. You don't really. Nobody's enjoying the series. But they all think they need to watch it. Yeah, because it's in Farm Art.
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I think that is right. It's like Godfather. Everyone thinks they need to watch it, but nobody needs to watch Godfather.
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Mike, have you ever seen Godfather ever really? It's pretty bad. Well, I mean, I'm not saying it was bad. I'm saying it was... No, I'm telling you. Oh. I mean, he's going to make you an offer that you can't refuse.
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And what's that offer? It's called draining your ball and winning. Did you win? Yes. Oh, shut your mouth.
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Two steps forward, baby. Oh, man, he just did. Two steps back. There's no two steps back in pinball. We go to the top. Was that one-handed? Yes.
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And you know. Was that one-handed? I'll do whatever you want. Well, what a fucking win this is. Listen, backwards.
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Does that make you mean? Good win. All right, are we playing backwards? Um, what time is it? 7.50. Okay, I gotta get some of those going. I gotta go to bed. I gotta go watch Star Wars.
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Folks, thanks again for coming. Thanks to all of you that joined later. That was really awesome. Cherry to host us. Thank you. Super, super awesome. Thank you. We couldn't thank you enough. Seriously. We do this every day, Monday through Friday at 5 p.m. Central. We're going to be playing Twilight Zone all week. Tomorrow is our IFPA tournament, so you're going to see a lot of strangers who are really good at pinball beating the crap out of this machine. Yep. You might see a billion tomorrow. You actually might see a billion tomorrow. You might see Lost in the Zone. You might see a lot of things that you haven't seen before in this game. We have actual pinball players coming tomorrow. Yeah, like real deal dudes.
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Outside of that, yeah, thanks for coming. Come by tomorrow. We'll see you then. Have a good night, everybody, and good luck. Good night. Goodbye. Hey, real quick. I was hanging out. I was a DJ at a roller rink. And this couple came up to me, and they said, when I say trilogy, what comes into your head? Yeah. And I thought about it, and I could tell, like, one of them had one idea, one of them had another. One of them had the other. Yeah. Obviously, somebody wanted Star Wars, the other one wanted Back to the Future. The other one wanted Indiana Jones. Oh! So this was late 90s, mid 90s. Yeah. The girl wanted Indiana Jones, he wanted Star Wars, and I said Back to the Future. Yeah. And I broke the whole relationship. They're like... I'm pretty sure they're still fighting to this day. They immediately went divorce. They said, because of you, we're not together. They were on roller skates, they went divorce, and they skated away from each other.
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Which reminds me, we have to play a game on roller skates. I think that's only fair. Yes. Because that's how I learned pinball was on roller skates. Well, do you mean like put the machine on roller skates? No, no, no. You're on roller skates, which gives pinball another, you got an extra four or five inches below you. You're up more. You have rolling. You can do this. So you can't get this stupid stance we all have because you're just rolling. You're rolling. It's another. It's how I learned how to play pinball was at a roller rink. At a roller rink. At a roller rink with skates on. I think it's a whole new experience. I think it's something people need to understand. And I just wanted to leave you with that.
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Also, just go watch Back to the Future. Watch Back to the Future. If you folks need to see how to blow up any particular pinball machines, go to Papa.org. Bo and Karen's, a good acquaintance of ours, blows up every machine, and he shows you how to just destroy every pinball machine. He makes it look really easy. He's like, we'll just get a billion real quick, and he does it in like five flips. And you walk away from that going, I can do that. You know how to do it. Yeah. You don't do it. But, I mean, you know how to do it, so it gives you something to shoot for. It's pretty good. Yeah, go check out Papa.org.
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Thanks again for coming. Thanks, Cherry. Awesome. seriously can't thank you enough man alright have a good night see you tomorrow bye everybody have a good week have a good tweak have happy holidays