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Episode 69: Teenage Mutant Ninja Review and Dad Jokes!

Poor Man's Pinball Podcast·podcast_episode·analyzed·Aug 26, 2020
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TL;DR

TMNT pinball review with dad jokes and community discussion on Poor Man's Podcast.

Summary

The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast episode 69 features a live show format with dad jokes and a detailed review of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pinball machine by Stern. The hosts discuss art (by Zombie Yeti), shots/layups, animations, toys/gimmicks (center diverter, Krang toy, Turtle Van multiball), and rules (by Dwight Sullivan), using a 'cheese slice' scoring system. The episode includes casual banter, chat interaction, and community engagement.

Key Claims

  • Zombie Yeti is one of the best artists in pinball, all-time

    medium confidence · Ian and Drew discussing Zombie Yeti's art on TMNT, comparing favorably to Shadow and Fathom

  • The center diverter on TMNT only works a third to half of the time during gameplay

    high confidence · Drew explaining the diverter mechanic: 'a third to half of the time you're allowed to switch' with color indicator for availability

  • Krang toy is on Premium and LE models, bounces on pop bumpers and taunts the player

    high confidence · Drew describing the Krang toy: 'he bounces up and down and he talks and you know, he taunts you'

  • TMNT Pro model has a diverter that doesn't function properly according to player reports

    medium confidence · Tim Lee and Cary Hardy mentioned in chat that the diverter doesn't work on Pro models

  • Dwight Sullivan designed the TMNT rules with good balance between simplicity and depth

    high confidence · Drew praising rules: 'it's not overly complex, but it's super deep and it's a one more game kind of thing'

  • Premium and LE models lock 3 balls in the Turtle Van; Pro locks 2 underneath

    high confidence · Drew explaining ball locks: 'two underneath, and then the premium LE locks three balls in the actual van'

  • Pizza topping collection mechanic on TMNT is unclear to players in terms of how toppings are acquired

    high confidence · Drew expressing confusion: 'I have no idea how you collect these fucking toppings' despite understanding their purpose in Ninja Pizza Multiball

  • Steven Silver is the lead animator and project developer of Heist and provided animation assets to Poor Man's Pinball

    high confidence · Shout-out acknowledging Steven Silver's contribution: 'lead animator...lead project developer of Heist' and providing animation for the show

Notable Quotes

  • “The cheese is everywhere. We can't help it, kids. The cheese is everywhere.”

    Ian (host) @ ~22:00 — Introduces the 'cheese slices' review scoring system used throughout episode

  • “I'm going to give it 18 cheese slices, motherfucker. Three extra slices.”

    Drew (host) @ ~51:00 — Demonstrating use of cheese slice scoring for toys/gimmicks category

  • “That joke is officially banned.”

    Ian (host) @ ~15:00 — Community engagement moment banning a repeated dad joke from chat

  • “I just think that our package should be universally kind of similar. But I do appreciate the art.”

    Ian (host) @ ~38:00 — Critique of animation style consistency on TMNT

  • “So for $119 plus shipping, you can go to Lermods.com. They have a very cool looking Krang. It's actually better than the Stern mold.”

    Drew (host) @ ~49:00 — Identifying aftermarket mod alternatives to official toys

  • “I fucking hate that. Yeah, I think...a lot of people thought the shit was broken because they're hitting it and nothing's happening.”

    Ian (host) @ ~44:00 — Expressing frustration with center diverter's limited availability during gameplay

Entities

Poor Man's Pinball PodcastorganizationTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesgameStern PinballcompanyZombie YetipersonDwight SullivanpersonSteven SilverpersonJohn BorgpersonZach Sharpeperson

Signals

  • ?

    product_launch: TMNT pinball delivered to hosts for review via Flipping Out Pinball; game is in current production/distribution phase

    high · Drew states 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles came home' and 'Game came in. It looks fantastic. My playfield is flawless.'

  • ?

    design_innovation: Center diverter that selectively routes ball to left or right flipper; limited activation window creates gameplay tension

    high · Drew explains diverter mechanics and limitations; community reports confusion about its availability and function

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Dwight Sullivan designed rules with accessible entry point but deep strategic depth to encourage repeated play

    high · Drew: 'it's not overly complex, but it's super deep and it's a one more game kind of thing'

  • ?

    product_concern: Center diverter reportedly non-functional on Pro model according to player reports in chat

    medium · Tim Lee and Cary Hardy mention diverter issues on Pro; hosts acknowledge this as a problem

  • ?

    product_concern: Pizza topping collection mechanic is confusing and unclear how toppings are acquired during gameplay

    high · Drew: 'I have no idea how you collect these fucking toppings' despite understanding their multiball function

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    content_signal: Poor Man's Pinball Podcast produced live format with professional animation assets from Multimorphic/Steven Silver

Transcript

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The Poor Man's Pinball Podcast is sponsored by Flipping Out Pinball, Twip, what else? Pin Shades, something nice and stylish for you to wear. We got a lot of thumbnails on the screen. Cut down on glare. What is it? Poor Man's with an S, you save on shipping. Pin Stadium Lights, enter Poor Man at checkout and get yourself 10% off and pinballprices.com because he paid us in booze. And they're not a sponsor, but don't forget about Silver Ball Swag because that helps support us too. Definitely. Buy our shit. That might be the best tagline we have. Zach, I want you to step up your Flip N Out tagline. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, step right up. It's time for the one, the only, the Four Man's Pinball Podcast.
0:57
Welcome to the new and improved live version of the Poor Man's Pinball Podcast, episode number 69. Insert Beavis and Butthead laugh. Well, we didn't have that laugh today, but you know what that means? At least we have notes. We do have notes, guys. Hey. Like real notes. Like professional notes. Welcome back, right? The Wally Winka Show, Knapp Arcade, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, Bally Williams,
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www.willywonka.com And now, here's a little bit of a shout out to Steven Silver, who was the lead animator over there and lead project developer of Heist. Super talented, dude. He's the one that gave us some of our animation, so for this episode, we're just going to kind of shill away. Just a big thank you for his hard work in making us look a little bit more professional. This episode brought to you by Multimorphic Pinball and Steven Silver. Mostly Steven. I don't know if Jerry even knows we did that. I stole his shit and then I played it. Anyways, well we were watching that video and this is not part of the show but we were just like, yeah, that game just looks so good. It does look cool. You just see it being played and then with the music and stuff and all the cool mechs and the cool stuff on the screen because I am a sucker for those cool animations. I think it's very well put together and someday maybe, someday. One day, Drew. One day. I'm going to fix our camera angle. Okay, you fix the camera angle, I'm going to keep talking to our buddies because I care about them even though you don't. How you guys doing out there today? Today we have, we got some dad jokes. We're just going to do our first live dad joke episode. I've been taking screenshots of dad jokes all week, as I often do when we lead up to this, because this is one of my favorite shows. Dad jokes! I shouldn't say favorite show, favorite segment within a show. So, as much as I like talking about pinball, you know, dad jokes are always a good time. So, dad jokes works this way. We are going to have a timer, random timer set, and when you hear this sound, we will be doing a dad joke. So, sounds pretty good, right? Can I just say something real quick? Sorry. Yeah, go for it, dude. My wife just texted me, and I never thought this would happen. She's watching, and she told me my dog is looking for me because he hears me on the live feed. Awww. Ovi, Ovi, Papa loves you. See? Good lord. Yeah. Good boy. I love my dog, yeah. Good boy. But yeah, so, wow, Kathleen's watching. Hi, Kathleen. Hey, lady. This is what I do when I'm not with you, and it's as boring as you tell me you think it is. Bunch of buttholes. Bunch of buttholes doing butthole things. Dr. John's in chat. Good morning, Dr. John. You love me some Dr. John. Chris Franchi's in chat. Daniel Donald's in chat. Jasper Rotter's in chat. All my best friends, Jeremy Schmitz. We go way back, me and Jeremy. Oh, hey Jeremy, how's it going, man? Albert Agar. Mr. Agar. Speaking of animals, Albert, are your goats watching? Are your goats? Where's your goats, bro? Yeah. Tell us your goats are watching. I want to know more about your goats. So anyway, let's get into this shit. Sorry, I don't want to go off on tangents, but... Too late. Yeah, it's always too late.
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high · Episode credits and intro reference Steven Silver's animation contributions to show production

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    market_signal: Krang toy replacement mods available at $119+ from Lermods, described as superior to Stern's official mold

    high · Drew promotes aftermarket alternative: 'Lermods.com...They have a very cool looking Krang. It's actually better than the Stern mold'

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    gameplay_signal: TMNT shot design praised as among John Borg's best work; fair but challenging difficulty curve

    high · Drew: 'nothing clunky...you miss a shot in the way of bricks and you know, it's brutal but it's fair'

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    community_signal: Live podcast format generates real-time chat participation with community jokes and observations

    high · Extensive chat interaction with named participants providing feedback, jokes, and clarifications throughout episode

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    personnel_signal: Steven Silver recognized for leading animation/visual design on both Heist game and podcast production assets

    high · Credit to Steven Silver as 'lead animator...lead project developer of Heist' and provider of show animation

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    design_philosophy: Zombie Yeti's design philosophy balances dense visual information with breathing room to create cohesive rather than collage-like appearance

    high · Drew and Ian discussing how Yeti 'fills it completely without it being like a complete shit show' with 'spacing' and 'room to breathe'

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    product_strategy: TMNT offers Pro/Premium/LE tiers with varying features: Pro lacks Krang toy and has limited diverter; Premium/LE add toys and ball locks

    high · Multiple references to feature differences across Pro/Premium/LE: 'Krang toy on the premium and the LE' vs Pro, ball lock counts differ by tier

    • 5:11
    This is what we do. When I said that about goats, today I was listening to the pinball show and Zach was talking about geese attacking people and goats attacking people and would you punch a goat or a goose? And I was like, wow, are you going to punch Albert's goats? Would you punch a goat if it was attacking you? A geese, yes. A goat, no, for whatever reason. That's what he was kind of getting at. Goats seem untouchable. Weird, huh? I don't want to fuck with a goat. A goose, yeah. A goose you'd punch right in the face. They're fucking pricks. Just smash them right in the bill. They're pricks. Okay. I don't like them. They hiss. Whatever.
    5:45
    God decided to make all these birds, right? Name another bird that hisses. That's a good point. That's fucked up. And they have those nasty teeth. They shouldn't be hissing. No bird should be hissing. I think everyone should agree on that. Like, moving forward, if there's ever a point where geese are going extinct, I don't want to see any wildlife sanctuaries for geese. Let those things go. If there's a god or a deity, if you're making more birds... Don't make them hiss. The deities, yeah. The deities out there. So, somebody making a new bird. Someone's making a bird. Probably the Chinese.
    6:19
    That's what they were trying when the coronavirus came around. Womp, womp, womp. So, what are we going to do today, dude? Uh, well, we already talked about dad jokes and we got a bunch of news. There actually was some news this week. But, you know, before we get into all that, I just want to talk a little bit about The Wally Winka Podcast is brought to you by the Wally Winka Podcast Network. Power soldiers to destroy Bush long withÖ They're all bald men on 20- trainings monitored by human beings. And despite my sacred duty, I should give my life back, for the love that I know its Yes, Chris Franci, I finally saw your message.
    7:56
    Is your phone like accessible this week so these fuckers but yeah, I'm sorry guys once again This is all new to us. So like I'm learning look I set up my tablet here. So it's like right in front of me It's not you can see my beautiful mug right here. I have my phone here So if you guys are sending Facebook messages look I have my messages up right now. So I love you guys. Here we are anyway, so SZARS is gone Special shout out to Zach Flipping Out Pinball and Nicole Flipping Out Pinball. We know who runs the show, right?
    8:27
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles came home and we're gonna talk a lot about that today. We're gonna talk turtles. Lots of turtles. But just for now, I'm gonna say thank you to Flipping Out Pinball. Game came in. It looks fantastic. My playfield is flawless. Oh. We're gonna get a little applause. Oh, we have our applause button now. We're professionals. Jian Bak, K Ka Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. I knew that was one of the few jokes that Ian was going to fucking love. It's perfect in every way. Yes, because normally the first couple, there might be one in there that Ian kind of chuckles, but I'm like, yeah, Ian's really, really going to like this one. Oh, man, that's awesome. That's a good one. That's awesome. The short ones are usually the best. Guys in chat, if you want to type up your own dad joke and send it on chat, we will definitely read it. Try to read them. We'll try to read them all, okay? The We've been on here. I've said it. Franchi has said it. That'll be our third time mentioning that joke. Yeah. That joke is officially dead. That joke should die. You know what? We haven't... Like all the geeks out there. We don't ban hardly anything on our podcast. That joke is officially banned. You know what we're going to hear the rest of the night? That fucking joke. I'm not going to read it. Fuck you guys. I'm going to be the one reading this shit. Whatever. You guys all suck. But no, thank you, Orbital Albert. No, no, Goat Master. Uh-uh. Let Alyka Mark Topper from Hong Kong. This one's good. All right. Is this a Zach-approved topper or no? Fuck no. No, because it's less than $100. Zach only puts a stamp on toppers that are $1,000 or more. He's the topper king. He is the topper king. One of our tribe members, I believe it was Daniel Donnell on our page, he put one of those stupid Facebook videos where they try to sell you shit from like ... It's really generalized unnecessities over the era
    12:08
    I'll take a roll for 60 bucks, right? Because whatever. So, so I purchased it with PayPal so I can, you know, just tell them whatever that didn't come if it doesn't come. And then I think Ian Hauer found it like here in the States and it costs $650. Whoa! Yeah, no, it's, it's a legit, like it's a resin statue. It's very cool. Right? So it's, I'm going to keep doing this. Yeah, you guys can see it. It's just this big T-Rex. And it looks like, because it is actual Jurassic Park merchandise and this legit company in America sells them, but like I said, they're like $600. And so anyways, so I get the confirmation email and they send me tracking info. And I'm like, so I'm getting something because I have actual tracking info. I even emailed them. The Hong Kong flu. Yeah, who knows? And they got back to me like right away and they're like, yeah, here's your tracking info, you know, it's whatever. And I'm like, okay, cool. Street
    13:34
    What did you do this week? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nah, I don't want to talk about me. This isn't about me. This is about pinball, baby. It is pinball. So I thought what we would do is, Ian hasn't played it, but he's obviously seen a lot of videos. He's looked at it. So we're going to kind of do like a review, right? We'll do our cheese slice review. Sound good? I'll do it. Sure. I'll shoot it out there. Sure. I didn't write anything down, but yeah, go for it, man. Let's do it. Start with art. Go ahead. All right. Art Package. Done by Zombie Yeti. One of the best in pinball, one would say. Yes. Definitely one of the best. You think all time? Yes. I do too. Because, I mean, yeah, you just, I was watching a pop-up stream the other day with The Shadow. You know, Shadow's a great game. It actually looks pretty good, just some cool art, but you just look at something like that, a great game, compare it to something that Zombie Yeti did, and you just can't. Yeah. And then you go, you look at the games like Fathom and stuff that are well regarded as great art, beautiful art. Different styles. You know. It's close, right? I think what, well, you know, when Franchi was on here, I mean, he alluded to it. Maybe he, we straight up talked about it a bit. I don't know if it was on the air or off the air, but, you know, artists are going to have their strengths, right? Certain artists are going to have bigger strengths than others. DougừngKwon Wiki X-Tak Finding Kevin and Jordi MuchJer.com Yeti doesn't really do like a lot of like, you know, straight up human characters. You know, it's always like, you know, monsters, demons, you know, Krang. Krang is a great example because you look at his depiction of Krang on the playfield and it is just, it's amazing. It's awesome. Yeah, so the artwork, obviously, it's going to be a 10 out of 10. Well, hold on. No, we're doing cheese slices. Cheese slices. Phew, you're way off. It's way more than 10 cheese slices. We'll go 25 cheese slices. There we go, kids. Hit it again. 28 cheese slices for me. You're doing 28? Oh yeah. That's a good score. And I'll say this because I own Maiden and that was a stunning art piece. I'm always looking at Deadpool and stuff like that. It's just one of his best. And he's done really good stuff, so that's saying a lot. He fills it completely without it being like a complete shit show. I feel like there'd be a super crazy balance there of just throwing a bunch of shit and hoping it sticks versus something where it's spaced out enough, it has enough room to breathe, but it's still everywhere you look you're going to find something really cool. And I think Zombietti and Franchi are both amazing at that. Yes. And what I think Yeti did really well. We love it making it look like a collage. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Yep. You've all seen shitty collage artwork. If you ever built a MAME cabinet or looked at MAME artwork, it's all shitty collage. Yeah, they just take all the good characters and kind of mash them together. Mash them together. That's not what this is. I totally agree. Yeah, this isn't what this is. We got some serious talent in the pinball world right now. Yes. I'm loving it. My final take on the art is he made it seem like the cartoon that we all remember, but And he also made it seem like modern, if that makes sense. You know, because I look at this thing and I'm like, oh, that's the nostalgia that I remember. These are the turtles that I remember from my childhood. But it's just kind of this modern take and it's just really good. Yeah, it's fantastic. So, yeah. Cheese is raining from the sky. We can't help it, kids. The cheese is everywhere. Jeremy, Jeremy Packer, if you're listening, watching, you just got like 100 cheese slices for your art. All right. Before we go to the next one, let's read some of the dad jokes in chat. I'm going to go back because there was quite a few good ones that got me cracking up here. Let's see here. See, pinball is usually a sausage party. Hold on. How far are we? Yeah, it's the worst. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey and then I turned myself around. That's pretty good. That was Daniel Donald. Cary Hardy, I got a joke about a roof but it's over your head. Cary Hardy. Orbit Albert, I am now known as Goat Master Butthole 26. It's stickin'. It's stickin' folks. Damien Hartin, this is one I think we've done. Today, my son asked, can I have a bookmark? And I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. Oh. Oh, I love it. Yeah, we've done that one once before. How do you suppose- Not banned yet. How do you suppose is buried in the grave of the man that invented the old switcheroo? How does Ted Finlay, Ted, what's going on doc? How does a penguin build its house? It glues it together. All right. Okay. We'll get to that in a bit you guys. How do you guys? All right. Everyone's talking about Josh Mudd's cheese slice thing. Yep, I know, cheese. You can't get enough of the cheese slice. Should I get a Turtles, Daniel Donald? Absolutely. Yes. Why are you showing a premium snob? Tim Lee, that was actually the LE I was showing, just for the record. Tim Lee, if you don't know why, you can't afford it.
    19:25
    Brian Kosner, side blades make stern pins look so much better. Brian, you're 100% right, man. Wait, what makes it look better? Side blades. They fill them out. I don't like them versus the black. I kept saying I was going to get mirrors in all my games, but now I'm seeing some of those side blades and they look really good. Yeah. So I'm still debating. I'm leaving that one alone for a while because they do look pretty awesome. All right, Kerry Hardy. What does the Danny Buffalo tell his kid before he leaves for college? Bye, son. That's pretty good. Fuck it up, Kerry. Kerry, you get your Texas jokes. Kerry, you get one more joke this episode, okay? You're on a three-joke limit, my friend. I love it. All right. Let's move on to shots and layups. Shots and layups. I have not played this. I'm going to excuse myself on this one. That's fine. But I will say this. What? The shots look amazing. They do look fun to shoot, but I don't know. So here's my takeaway. I have my hand up. You can press the cheese button when you're ready. Oh, I'm going to need a couple cheese slices for that. I'm going to just drink. I'm in the honeymoon phase. Borg, it is one of Borg's best. I'm not going to say the best I'm not sure if I've heard the rest of all time from him yet because it's too early to tell, but nothing clunky, nothing, you know, sometimes you have these games and like you miss a shot in the way of bricks and, you know, it's brutal but it's fair. So that's what I really like about it. My only little, I guess, critique would be that layer shot. I have dialed it in and it is a difficult shot and I'm fine with that. But I think what would have been better is if they would have maybe incorporated the sewer into that because you're going into the layer, right? That would have been a great place to have like a little gobble hole with a sewer cover on it. Gotcha. John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Larry K. Sheats Jr., The Wally Winka Show, Knapp Arcade, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, Bally Williams,
    22:06
    I'm a fan of your stuff from Borg. Yes. And now he's like, all right, fucking game on. And I love that. I love it. That is a great little segue into... So I sent John Borg a note, right? I did too. And John Borg is one of the most humble people you ever meet Anyone who talked to him for five minutes you just get that from him And he a great human being So I sent him this note and I like hey man just got Turtles I put on some John Popadiuk Bob Betor Keith Elwin Laser Los Bowen Kerins Lyman F Sheats Jr orbit ramps Automated Amusements Python Anghelo Joe Kaminkow Tim Kitzrow Scott Danesi
    22:53
    John Popadiuk Ministry ofays Saidem Keimic from되는y featuringhouseoffice.com income Yup. I just got one thing. What? Just that one thing. That inherited pulled out of their layout. 29! 29. Yeah. Yeah, alright, nice. 29. Hit the cheese button one more time, what the hell? 29! All right! Yeah, oh, solid game. It's still the honeymoon phase. You know how much those cheese slices cost me? Done Donald, buy the game. If you're on the fence, buy the game. Quit being weird, Daniel. Yeah. So, next. Have you seen any of the animations? Can you speak on any of those? I can speak on the art style of the animations. Okay, fair enough. And I can, yes, I can speak on that, sure. But I can't, I have no idea what's on the screen and how that relates to what the fuck's going on in the game. Sure, sure. But I mean just the style. I'm useless, kids! Yeah, you're fine. Alright. You're still useless. Yeah, you are. That's fine, I was being kind. Thank you. Love you too. Is there a silence Ian button? Yeah, fucking talk about turtles.
    24:49
    Animations. All right, so from what I understand with the art and the way they did the cell shading, it's new school but still old school. It's not quite the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cartoon, but it's not quite the arcade, the original Konami arcade four player. Tom Nowakowski.
    25:40
    I'm just going to say one thing about the animations and then that'll kind of sum it up. How's that? Perfect. Because I was I was flowering. I know I was I was watching the fumes just flat out of your butt. I just think that our package should be universally kind of similar. But I do appreciate the art. The only thing... Ten cheese slices. The only thing that would have made the animations better, in my opinion, is if it was actually from the show. www.willywinks.com Made of Mint. Oh my God.
    26:41
    Jesus. I don't hear anyone in chat laughing. Did Chris Franchi leave the group? What happened? Stream go bye-bye? I better check my messages.
    26:56
    All right. Well, bye-bye, Chris Franchi. We love you. All right. So anyway. Hang on. Franchi's got a joke here. I learned to play the guitar by ear. After many years, I learned to use my hands. It's much easier. Franchi that's pretty good, man. That is pretty good.
    27:14
    Okay, so where were we? Animations? Yeah, so I just think if they use the show that obviously would have been pretty cool But you know it is what it is. So for what it is, it's it's good job I mean, they're they keep getting better with those animations. So sounds good man toys and gimmicks at Bewild Thompson, bardziej
    27:35
    an le or matériipe so a pa That's the main one in the center. That's a diverter. Mm-hmm. Diverter in the center. And you control that by the action button, correct? Yes, but you can't control it all the time.
    28:11
    There's only, I would say, a third to half of the time you're allowed to switch. I fucking hate that. Yeah, I think, I was talking to Zach about that, and a lot of people thought, like, yeah, the shit was broken because they're, like, hitting it and nothing's happening. It changes colors so you can tell when it's ready to be used. I think they should make it all the time. I'm not 100% sure why they didn't because it just, you know, it either sends it to the left flipper or the right flipper. There's no, there's not a lot of staging up there. They will sometimes, but anyways.
    28:45
    So Glider, you got the Krang toy on the pro, I'm sorry, the premium and the LE, right? It's on the pop bumpers and he's kind of on like a, not a spring, it's, you know, he, but he, he bounces up and down and he talks and, you know, he taunts you. So that's pretty cool actually. It's a cool light up. So for the pro owners... I like that a little bit. Yeah, it is pretty neat. Tim Lee says his diverter doesn't work. It doesn't work on the pro. Cary Hardy also mentioned it. He said, what the fuck's the point of having it? Which the... The diverter, yeah. Yeah, you know, to be honest... I'm with you, Cary. No, I am too. I mean, to be with you. To be with you. To be honest, yeah, it doesn't add a lot to the game for me. So the Krang toy honestly adds more because it's just a cool little thing. So for $119... It's always money. Yeah, of course it is. It starts with some money. Okay, Tim Lee... What else can you do for a little bit of money? Tim Lee, Kerry Hardy, for $119 plus shipping, you can go to Lermods.com. They are not a sponsor of the show. They have... Probably never will be. They have a very cool looking Krang. It's actually better than the Stern mold. Okay. Scott Danesi Fun רק Ram 반. www.subsidiaryofwonder.com We can do this kids. And then... Kerry Hardy, I'm buying up mods right now. Alright, there we go. Daniel Donald, I'm gonna put my dildo on there. A dildo. Buddy, it still needs to be used, my man. Still a mod, still a mod. Then I found out, I didn't really look that closely, on the premium in L.E., the shooter lane, and Tim Lee was talking about this, he goes, You've got to 20-werítmatter it yeah is using a Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi, The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Scott Danesi. So, yeah, it's cool. I like it. I dig it.
    31:47
    The Turtle Van, they all lock three balls underneath, pro premium LE, but then the, I'm sorry, two underneath, and then the premium LE locks three balls in the actual van. Okay. So you got the Turtle Power multiball there, and then you got the Ninja multiball underneath.
    32:08
    What are you giggling about over there? Giggles? I'm just listening to chat here. So Glenn Wecker, our buddy, I want a magnetic dildo mod to replace the thing on Adam's family.
    32:23
    I'm sitting here on a serious talk and it's just like dildo, dildo. I'm trying to pay attention and then they keep talking about dildos on chat. Okay, watch this. What kind of dildo do you like best?
    32:34
    Do you like the magnetic kind or do you like the rubber kind? And then the spinning pizza. They all have the spinning pizza. Spinning pizza, yeah. The pros just go one way. Yeah. The premium goes two ways. Yep. So do you. I still, yeah. Do you go both ways with your magnetic pillows? He goes both ways with his pizza and his magnetic balls.
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    That one still bothers me because it is literally the exact same mech. It's just coat. Outro I'm going to give it 18 cheese slices, motherfucker. Three extra slices. I am so glad they didn't put the Technodrome in there. Do you know what they did, though? They have it on the back, you know, what do they call that? Back panel or whatever. Yeah, the back panel shirt. And they screen printed it just right so there's a light that goes right into the eyeball. And I was like, okay, fine, whatever. There's your 3D Technodrome. Mm-hmm. So. No, I just didn't want them to do it because, one, it's not visually that interesting. www.WebinarKids.com The Wally Winka Show, Knapp Arcade, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, Bally Williams,
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    We'll see you next week. I'm going to be upset on one podcast. Is there like a limit? Wait for the Stern April Jugstopper. What? Oh my God. Okay, you guys ready for this? You guys are going to love this one. Yes. If you rearrange the letters of mailmen, they get really upset.
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    Okay, moving on. Drew is two for two. Moving on. We are moving on to rules. Rules. Turtles rules. And Ian knows nothing about the rules because... Dude, they do rule. .
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    . Ty Delaney, Goat punching. When you're drunk in a bar, do you just say random things to women and then say, don't worry, I'm a doctor? Do you ever use that line? He's not a creep like you, Drew. Don't worry, kids. I didn't say it had to be a creepy thing. You are a creepy thing and that was in you. I am not a creepy thing. Innuendo. It could be anything. I'm just saying words. Innuendo. Whatever. What do we got? Rules. We got rules. We're still on rules? Yeah, we barely started rules. God damn it. Oh, I poured a strong drink. That's fine. We're going to keep going. We're going to watch Ian and Drew get really drunk. Whatever. Okay, rules.
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    I won't bore you guys with any specifics of rules. Oh, my God. This is going to be one of those podcasts. I get it. I'm going to take a sip of my drink here. All right. Sorry. I'm just cracking myself up. All right. I'm going to compose myself. Tell me about these turtle rules, dude. Pinch Ian's nipple on screen there. Thank you. Okay. Rules. By Dwight Sullivan. The rules. They, uh, he did a really balanced job with this. I'll use the word balance because, to Ian's point, you know, shoot the shot, do this thing, John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Knapp Arcade, Raydaypinball, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, And then, but then you can go crazy with it and it's super deep and there's still some stuff I'm trying to work out. But yeah, it's a solid rule set because it's not overly complex, but it's super deep and it's a one more game kind of thing. So, but the one thing I will say that I guess the, not even a negative, you collect pizza toppings. I don't know how you do this and I'm a pizza guy. And then when you get to Ninja Pizza Multiball, I think that's what it's called, where they spin on the pizza and you get three, four, or five balls, the pizza toppings correspond with things in the multiball, which I understand that, but it's like you got to choose your different toppings and you collect them throughout the game and it's not very clear to me how you get them. And then you get this multiball and it just shows you what your menu looks like and what you have on your pizza. And so it's like you have six of these marshmallows and two of these gummy pears and two pepperonis and each one, like I said, gives you something during the multiball. You know, it gives you a hundred extra thousand points on every shot or it gives you an extra ball, you know, so you kind of understand that. But I have no idea how you collect these fucking toppings.
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    You know, just random toppings. And you can set them up in different orders and I'm like... Is it like the Wonka golden tickets? How the fuck did I get a golden ticket? Nice! The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. 20.
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    I'm going to give it 20. God damn. I feel good about that. I think I gave Jurassic Park like 22, so that's fair. Nice. That's fair. Well played, man. Well played. Let's go to chat here real quick. Chat away. Nope.
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    Nope, because I don't have enough shit to say. So dildo, dildo, dildo. Let's see. You can shoot it all the way around the pro, hold the left flipper button, and plunge. Cary Hardy. Cary, I don't have a pro. I wouldn't know. That was a dig at Tim Lee, by the way. Jonathan Hall, an important question. Would you rather have dicks for fingers or testicles for toes? I wouldn't want testicles for toes because that would hurt. That'd hurt walking on that shit. Dicks for fingers. Big ugly dicks. That's what I want. All right. Let's see here. Can I ask where you came up with that question? I think his mother told him that once. Asked him that one. Let's see here. What do we got? I prefer my dildo like my pinball machines, big, heavy, and expensive. What is happening to this chat? Dick toes. Let's see. Dildo in the shooter lane, but green. Oh, my God. Like a dildo plunger rod. Hold on. We got to keep going down here.
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    Let's see here. It's all about dildos for the last 10 minutes. Yes, I get that. Sean Frayden's here. Hey, Sean. Give us your best dildo joke. Yeah, uh, don't punch a goat in the face. Oh, dill don't punch a goat in the face. Got it. Uh, that was Glenn Wachter. Philly YJ, this will irritate me because I can't get any of them. Um, oh, I'm assuming he's talking about the toppings.
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    Uh, let's see. I have the power. Tim Lee says I don't use rules either. Thank you, Tim. I have the power. Luke and I headbutt often as he has no other male goats to play with. Chris Franchi, Filibuster. Steve Johnson, if you wait five years, Dwight might finish the rules. What do you think about that? Well, the rules are pretty complete, honestly. John Cosson, they still slap me. I'm assuming that's the dirty we were talking earlier. Italian suppository, that's innuendo. Alright, let's scroll all the way down. Didn't you hear Ian, we can't be creepy on here. It's too late! Let's see, now this is the new stuff. Ari Charles Jones, Ari, double sided dildo for co-op mode. Damnit. Can we get banned on Facebook for saying dildo a thousand times? I hope not. Tim Lee, you are welcome for the first ball, it's a little tricky. Oh, okay, so they're talking about it. Alright, good. Alright, let's move on. Chat's garbage. Your dildo talk is garbage. Just garbage! You guys are all disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Call outs. So this one's kind of cool too. Sorry, Drew. I got aggressive there. Fix my mic. All right. Are we good? Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? You're yelling into it, but okay, go for it. I'm always yelling into it. How come you can see your face, man? I suck. Let's try this. You guys want to see my ugly mug, right? Yeah, there it is. It's beautiful. Is that good? I'm good? You look gorgeous. Mark Silk. Our boy Mark Silk did some call outs for Turtles. I'm not sure if I'm doing that right. I'm not sure. Mark Silk did some call outs for Turtles. He's done a lot of voice work in the past. He had that cool interview a few weeks ago on Loser Kid Podcast. Shout out Loser Kid. And then Mike- Shout out Joshua Luke. I don't know how to say this guy's name, so I'm going to butcher it. Sorry. Mike Kizavat. Franchi, was that right? Butchered it. He probably knows him. So Mike Kizavat was the main call out guy, but Mark Silk landed his voice. I think he did four or five. I think he did Shredder, Splinter, if I recall. And it sounds like this Kizzaback guy might have did the turtles and stuff. So yeah, very cool.
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    With all that being said, you know, the call-outs are, a lot of people compared them to Deadpool. And they are, the games are similar. You know, you're fighting bad guys. And so it's kind of a similar vein. So I don't know. I mean, it's not Deadpool. John Popadiuk Bob Betor Keith Elwin Laser Los Bowen Kerins Lyman F Sheats Jr orbit ramps Automated Amusements Python Anghelo Joe Kaminkow Tim Kitzrow Scott Danesi For ownership overall that I honestly think here the thing Those games are so close Just for replayability and fun and everything else I not kidding that those are two rare games I would just flip a coin and whatever comes up you buy it and you happy Okay, so the answer is both. Yep. Yep. Good. And yeah, someday I'll own a Deadpool. Cool, man. Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi, Have you guys watched any old Turtles episodes recently?
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    I was on YouTube. I haven't. And I started watching them. Yeah. Are they pretty terrible? They're not as bad as like watching like He-Man reruns. Oh, God. Yeah. He-Man is like terrible. Like, I want a He-Man pin, but if I ever watch another episode, I don't want a He-Man pin. Yeah. That's how bad it is. But Turtles, no, they weren't terrible. The only thing they talked about this in a Dwight Sullivan interview they wanted to with April especially they didn't want to make her the damsel in distress because in the show right in the late 80s early 90s it was that whole like oh I'm in trouble come save me you know and it was really it was kind of pandering and it wasn't very good that way so in here she's just a reporter she reports the news she's you know it's not you're not saving April which she lets you know I'm not sure if you know what's going on. Yeah, yeah. She's just coming in there. Play better, asshole. April O'Neil. Wouldn't that be awesome? Fuck you. Give me some pizza. Yeah. So I thought that was kind of cool, and they talked about that, so. Cool. But yeah. No, go back, watch some of the episodes. They're okay. Yep. They're not great. I mean, they're still 90s cartoons, but they're okay. All right. That's the dinger. Let me throw one out here. Dad joke. All right. Ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, sorry, we don't serve food here. Ian's not even laughing at his own joke. I'm chuckling. That was bad. All right. Oh, and my wife, Kathleen, if you're still out there, she's probably not. She's probably sleeping now. She's not giving a shit about this. She does not last long. Kathleen, should I have testicles for toes? No, she doesn't care. She wants sticks for fingers, bro. Duh. I'm going to leave that one right here. I'm gonna leave that one right here. She played it and her review, this is probably the best review you're ever gonna get from Kathleen ever, so Dwight Sullivan, John Borg, and Team Stern over there. It's not that bad. That was her official review. She goes, yeah, it's not that bad. And I said, do you like it? She goes, yeah, it's okay. And I was like, Wally Winka John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Lyman F. Sheats Jr., orbit ramps, Automated Amusements, Python Anghelo, Joe Kaminkow, Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. Don Borg designed it. Elliot Eisman did the mechanics. Dwight Sullivan and Mike Vinacore did the software. Zombietti, of course, was on art. Animation was done by Josh Clay again, who did... He's been doing most of the animations for Stern. Jerry Thompson, we forgot to talk about him. The music, right? Yeah. You talked about callouts. I mean, they had to tweak that song because it was copyrighted. They didn't want to use it. Which one? The original Turtle song. They couldn't... No, that's not the... No, no, correct. Well, because it's Chuck Lorre's. Yeah, but no, Nickelodeon wanted them to use their version. Yeah, yeah, correct. Sorry, you're right. Because that's their one they're using now. Yeah, that's the one they want. It's very similar, but it's not the same. Is it on all the time like it was back in the day? Like when they first started streaming it? No, no. It's turtle power multiball it starts. Okay. Because they all pop out of the van, you know, and you hear it. That's kind of cool. No, it's not overwhelming. John
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    Epstein Yes. How cool is that? Delt needs to get a life. No, I'm kidding. That's very cool. Very cool, Delt. I don't care if he has no life. Quit going to work. Do everything you need to do. Get me Ian Malcolm. Delt, I give you shit. Delt, I will give you... So many cheese slices. Delt, if you can give me Ian Malcolm with his shirt off in Jurassic Park...
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    What? I'll give you 200 cheese slices. You heard it here first, folks. Go ahead. Daniel Donald, do you want Borgie and Chad? I'll text them. Oh, Daniel. Oh, get them here, man. We love Borgie and Chad. Yep, that's a handsome Schlitz coaster set. Oh, real quick, sorry. Thanks, Christopher. The shots and layout, that stupid Borg bottom, just like Guardians, just like Metallica fucking thing. It rolls out of the layer, right? So the layer's on the left side. There's a little up post. It just drops down. The ball just rolls out, right? Sometimes they'll just hit that post and go right into the out lane. And I'm like, you motherfucker. Borgie. Come on, bro. The Borg bottom.
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    All right. So what else do we got? You point out the collectibles, LOL? Okay. Let's see here. The chat is like, why are we still talking about turtles? Drew and Ian are like, why are they still talking about dildos?
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    You know, obviously this is our turtles review episode, kids. Ty Hall, It does! Call it. If they made that the Shredder head, I would buy my first topper. I've got a record saying that. I would buy that fucking topper. If Shredder is, like, taunting me, like the Black Knight on there, I'm in. Franchi's going to get Borg in here on chat, so. Oh, that's awesome. We'll keep talking about Turtles, then. Zach Meny, you have $500 coming to you if you can get a Shredder topper. There you go. All right. Very cool, man. All right. So what else we got going on here? We got some news. We got news. We got to pay homage to one of our sponsors here though. All right. We got to pay for this shit, guys. This shit isn't free. Because this pays for anything. This dildo talk is not free, guys. All right, guys. Stay in tune for some Flip N Out.
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    All right, that was worth everything in gold right there. How many dildos was that? That was at least 12 dildos. 12? We're changing that? We're going to have dildos raining down? I hope not. Steven Silver, can you send us an animation of 100 dildos raining down? Actually, I prefer us not to do that, so thank you very much for that. Thanks, Zach and Nicole, once again for my turtles. I'm really loving it. Zach, you still gotta send me my damn banner, man. You're getting a banner? Yeah. Or you bought one. I bought one. I called him up. We give it out for free on the show. I know. And we gotta buy the shit. I know. I'm like, Zach, do you have it? He's like, yeah. And I'm like, how much? And he's like, full price. And I'm like, fuck you. And I'm like, give me one. That's how that conversation went. Full price. Fuck you. All right. I'll take two. All right. So, you know, here we go. Franchi balls. It's all these balls bouncing around. Steven Silver, animating dildos now, too late. Thanks, Steven. We will rain those down with pride. No, no, we will not. Steven, make them rainbow dildos. Quit fucking around. And then we'll rain them down. We'll say it's our pride dildo. Oh. Look at that. Dildo pride. Yeah, there you go. I love it. Shit. You know what? While we're all bouncing around. Every time we do an episode, I'm always like, today's the day it doesn't go off the rails. And then every day, I'm wrong. Yeah, you know, you think, okay, I'm going to do notes really well. I'm going to do a good show. We're just going to do the notes and it's going to be great. And what happens? Fucking nothing happens. Nope. Nothing happens that we planned. Here we are, talking about dildos. Mocking dildos. Again. All right, thanks, chat. We blame you. This isn't Drew and Ian's thing. No, it really isn't. All right, what do we got next? All right, so news. We got news. Oh, that's a news. Go ahead. We got news, Ian. Oh, you want me to start this off? Yeah, start it off. We'll be right back. The launch will be in September. We're excited to go next month. Believe it or not. Yeah, he emailed us, Robert, and he said, hey guys, you know, we want you to come out here and check out this unique experience, I think he called it. And, you know, Ian had to respond back, like, you know, it's just, I mean, just with notice and COVID and trying to travel and I don't have a lot of vacation left, it's just, it wasn't going to work, but very cool. So thanks for inviting us and thinking about us. Absolutely. He said, and he responded, we were on the short list. We were on the short list. We made it, kids. We were on the short dildo list, not after this episode. Nah, we're back down. Super awesome pinball shows got us again. It's fucking Loser Kid Mormons. They don't talk about this kind of stuff, you know? It's just us. Good lord. No, just us. So that's cool though. Launch next month. Yeah, super cool. I'm excited. We're gonna have some fresh news to talk about. Well, to see them, you know, even though I'm not a huge fan of the Raza, it looks fun. It is what it is. Rev.com or buy tickets directly at westbook.com or visit all major marketing locations, all theおederes, Like I said before, I don't care what they release, just release your first game. If it's a dud, it's a dud. Who cares? Move on. You got more up the pipeline. Let's, you know, you build momentum as a company. You don't have to be the number one guy right off the gate. Do you think... Because there's plenty of... Absolutely. Hype, you know. Do you think there's room in this market for something pinball 2000-esque again? Pinball 2000? Mm-hmm. No. No, no, no, I don't mean that specifically. I just mean something that's that different. Not, don't, not Pinball 2000, but something... Are you talking about Multimorphic? Our sponsor today? Maybe. Okay. Yeah. Something along those lines. So you think that there should be more of that type of innovation. Oh, are you saying on top of that? Yeah. Yeah. Like if somebody, if somebody makes pinball, but they make it in a totally unique way, like I said, like Pinball 2000, not Pinball 2000, but they, they kind of reinvent John Popadiuk, Bob Betor, Keith Elwin, Laser Los, Bowen Kerins, Larry Kizrow, Tim Kitzrow,
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    www.willywinks.com And that was the next big thing. First it was like they put flippers in a game. And all of a sudden, that blew everyone's mind. Like, oh fuck, we've been nudging this whole time, when we could have flipped? And then it turned into other things. And solid state came along. Yeah, and then multiball and then ramps. Multiball. First $1 million shot in a pinball machine. First billion dollar shot in a pinball machine. And then all of a sudden we got an L, you just think nothing could be new. And then Jersey Jack throws an LCD in the screen www.internet.com You... Oh, tried. You be the exclusive Deep Root streamer. Ooh, okay.
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    I love it how the whole time they talked about turtles, it was a bunch of dildo noise, and they mentioned Deep Root, and the chat goes silent. Oh, I don't know what that means. Shots fired, maybe? I'll get Kaneda, too. I'm interested in Deep Root. But it's time to show some more games. Not really interested in Raza. Yeah, you know, Brian, I'd agree with you, man. I'm not super interested in Raza, but my whole point is, let's get a game out there, right? Yep. Let's get a game out there. We've got to get one before they can get the five. Just to say, hey, we've got a game out there. Nobody holds Spooky accountable for their very first game. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's let them release a game. Let's see what number two looks like. Let's see what number three looks like. Let's see them build it up. Everyone expects people to compete against Stern. I know that's what Deep Root was saying, but I'm a wait-and-see guy. I'm going to wait. No, I think it's great. I've got a positive attitude about it. Fuck them. Let's get through these couple next news things, and then we're going to take a little cocktail break. Definitely. Yep. And then we're going to come back with something we haven't done live. We have a very special treat. We are doing a live tribe member induction. Oh, yeah. Cool. So, yeah. So let's get through the next two news real quick. CGC, they are doing a rerun from Attack from Mars. Awesome. A small one. Oh, I'm going to piss off my wife. I'm going to buy one. She is going to shit. I was like, because, you know, that one, that's one of those ones we've talked about. I'm going to be divorced. Can I bring it over here, Ian? Absolutely. Transcription of interview with the Alter Aspects of the Affectionate Inc. I don't care about my marriage. I'm joking. All right. Let's go on to the next one. American Pinball. Our friends at American Pinball are starting a cool new challenge beginning next week and going through the end of the year. Here's the release. Become a Hot Wheels legend. I don't know if that's possible. American Pinball teams up with the International Flipper Pinball Association to launch the Hot Wheels Pinball IFPA live streaming challenge series. So American Pinball stepping up their game on the streamer front with the IFPA. Was that a Dave Brennan idea maybe? Oh, I don't know. But the challenge series is open to players beginning on September 1st, 2020 and running through December 31st, 2020. Players will earn Hot Wheels points based on how they finish in each of the 15 challenges being organized. Oh, that's cool. So they just kind of stream it and they say, I did this challenge. Yeah, well, they're going to post these challenges up. And, you know, the streamers are going to try to hit those challenges and get points. So that's very cool. Very cool. Way to see that Hot Wheels relevant for the rest of the year. That's unique. You know, especially during COVID to say, hey, all these guys are streaming now. Why don't they do some more challenges? Yeah, they don't be fun to watch. Little bit of pin quest. Maybe they should get involved with Neil. Oh, yeah. We haven't heard from you lately. Are you still okay? Why don't you email us? Poor man's pinball at gmail.com. We love you, Neil. We do. So go to the IFPA pinball website backslash Hot Wheels and you can get more information. So if you guys are interested, I think that'd be kind of fucking cool, man. That'd be very cool. All right. So what did we do today so far? We have talked about what we're drinking. We talked about personal pinball news. Dildos. We talked a lot about dildos. We talked a ton about turtles. Well, Drew's got it. It's exciting, man. The premiums are shipping. Everyone's starting to open those and unboxing. I will share this quick little tidbit. The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. And then I start a game and it just doesn't start. I try to start a game and it just doesn't start. Right. Yeah. And I determined the opto's dead. They're like 15 bucks. I ordered opto. Fucking bullshit. And luckily it's easy to get to so I'm just going to do that. I should have it in a day or so. But once again, I'm going to say I have a flawless playfield, which I'm very happy about. I mean the art is super bright. There's none of that grainy art. It's awesome. So no, I'm really happy with it. I put like, before that happened, I think I put like 70 games on it. So, I was playing the shit out of it again. Like, every morning I wake up, get the kid off to school and I'm like, yep, this is what's happening. Playing turtles. Taking the pants off and playing turtles. Alright, uh, Jonathan, let's go. You're assuming I had pants on when I took him to school. I don't know. Um, let's go to chat here. Jonathan Hall, uh, is Attack from Mars the highest scoring game ever? It's up there. I think so. I'm sure there's probably maybe another one. Steven Liu Don't do it anymore.
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    I wish dialed in was SimCity. Yeah, what was my idea of dialed in? It was the Lego. Awesome. Lego. Yes. I thought dialed in would be better as the Lego pin. And they talked about re pins not in Jersey Jack but just in forums and places like this In general Yeah And you right SimCity or Lego would be spectacular with that pin because that one of the funnest Tim Kitzrow Scott Danesi Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi, I know you play that. Yes. You said that was my favorite game. Did you play the while effects, you said? Oh, I was playing Hurricane. Oh yeah, Hurricane's a good one. That's fucking crazy. I play that on the Xbox. I like it. I dig it. For $7,500, you better have a flawless playfield. Yep, because I ... No, I agree and I did. No pooling and the art is awesome and it's zombie Yeti. Setting the bar low on these new in boxes, Ari Jones. Yeah, Ari, your playfield is good. Ari, what game did you just buy? Did you buy a Turtles? Let me know. Cocktail break? Cocktail break, motherfuckers. All right, you guys sit back, enjoy the music.
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    So, what are we going to do today? Dude, we're going to do tribe members. All of these are part of the Tribe Induction. This is our first Tribe Induction since we've started this little live show. All right, so let's review the Tribe Member list, shall we? All right, so this is the list. We got everybody here. We got Kuyper, Martin Listener Number 15, Brad Hopkins, Ian Hauer. I'm not going to name them all, but they're all our best friends. Is there anybody on there that we haven't heard from just because I'm concerned for them? No, I think everyone's, that's pretty good. No, what I think is cool is like we talk to most of you guys every week.
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    Some of you fuckers daily, Tim Lee. Well, yeah. Joking, Tim. And my wife, she's always like, which boyfriend is this? Because now I'm to the point, I'm talking to people on the phone, I'm texting, I'm messaging, like, and it's awesome. But yeah, it's kind of funny. No, I'm looking at the list now and yeah, yeah, we're in contact with pretty much everyone a lot. So, awesome. Thanks guys. Yeah, absolutely. Fantastic. So, tribe member, here we go.
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    Thank you sir, may I have another? Poor Man's Pinball Tribe. Thank you sir, may I have another? Poor Man's Pinball Tribe.
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    Thank you sir, may I have another? Poor Man's Pinball Tribe. Wait no, yeah! All right, so we have that going on right now.
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    Sorry, I'm choking here. So, our newest tribe member, we're going to put up a little graphic here, so those of you listening, I'll just read the graphic out for you guys. But we actually met her through one of our live streams. Did you say her? Yeah, one of our happy hours. She showed up on the very first one. The Wally Winka Show, Knapp Arcade, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, Bally Williams,
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    案 탄 oops три 논 lightspeak Sugar gia оралemic sasun Bitcoin Al FUCK Dude The www.privacyandSuperpower.com And in 2019, she switched it to a Bells and Chimes of Columbus. I was just about to ask. So this is like before Bells and Chimes she was doing this cool stuff. Yeah, so she's added it to the Bells and Chimes of Columbus. Super cool. She has an uncredited cameo in the movie Special Winlet, which is cool. Nice. And her picture is an Easter egg on No Good Gophers. No way. There's a flipper code she sent me that you can actually put it in. Excuse me. And you can actually see a picture of her on No Good Gophers. Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. We were talking the other day about just in general just shooting the shit because I hadn't talked to her in a while and you know the five pillars all kind of apply here. Number one. Pillar number one. Like us on Facebook. Number two. Yeah, that one's easy.
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    Communicate with us regularly. Yep. Number three. Does he know? Something else. Help us grow our podcast. That was the one. Share something. All of our podcasts are on the podcast. So if you're interested in listening, let us know how you're helping us out. Yeah, that one to us is, we always say this, that's like the most important to us. And not because we want to be like, oh, we're the most listened to podcast, because what we're doing here, we like to have this chat group. If there were two of you idiots in chat, it'd be like, okay, cool. But when there's like 25 of us idiots all doing our thing, it's just so much better. Yeah. John Kass and Tish puts all his buttholes to shame. She does. I'm looking at that rap sheet and when Ian and I were talking about it, I'm like, and Ian and I always joke, like all you guys who are here today, all your rap sheets are better than ours when it comes to pinball. Yes. Ian Hauer is like, yep, I'm number 50 in the world, you know, and Ian and I are like, yep, I totally killed some ducks on Oktoberfest. It was awesome. Marlon Lutz is here. Marlon, how you doing, brother? Hey, Marlon. So anyways, to finish up, Tish, Charisse, great job, welcome to the tribe. Yeah! We'll send you your invite so you can join the debauchery on the Poor Man's Pinball Tribe page. Yeah, which I warned her about. Yep. So what are pillars four and five? We kind of got... Oh yeah, sorry. Pillars four, that was no media members, that got crashed right away. Yeah, well, and that one, we still, we joke about it, but it's still kind of like we're not going to... We're rebuilding it. Yeah, yeah, I mean, we're not just gonna bring people in because like, oh, they're popular and whatever. It's just not a thing. I mean, Goatmaster, he's great. He's one of us. Yeah. For sure. And then pillar number five is secret, still top secret. You're never gonna guess it. Drew and I... Some people have tried to guess. It's true, but... There's a lot of guess. You know what... Nobody's got in it. We always say like, this is a good idea for... Stop sending us dick pics. It's not it. ...for a shirt. No, it's not. A shirt, it'll just be that what's the fifth pillar. What's the fifth pillar? That's all it's gonna say on the back. Fifth pillar? The Valley Company, Subsidiary of Walter Kidde & Co., Inc., Mirco Playfields, Tim Kitzrow, Scott Danesi. Billy Wyjay, Shit, She Will Probably Outa Put Us to Shame, something, something, something. Pillar number five is sending $100 via PayPal. You got it, Kaz. Send away. Kaz, you got it. It's like Kaneda, right? Yeah. We will continue this podcast for $100 from every person in chat. Yeah, we will not even start unless we hit $500 tonight. Oh, that's awesome. We just sit here silent. Okay, we got $100, guys. Yeah, we will not start without. We have 100. We have 200. Oh, that's awesome. Keep throwing the tips at us. All right. So, Tish, thank you and welcome to the tribe. All right. So, what else we got? Should we do a dad joke? Yeah. Let's both do a dad joke. Okay. I actually got five. Like I said, I'll sit on my couch and I'm just giggling and my wife's like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh, just snapping pictures of dad jokes because I'm an idiot. The Wally Winka Show, Knapp Arcade, Bally Williams, Straight Down the Middle, Bally Williams,
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    Thanks for watching, Samupphi Hart35.engineerHaudree Tim Kitzrow If anyone in the Milwaukee area has a heist or you know somebody, let us know, please. Yeah, because we'd love to spend some time on it. So I'm going to play the heist trailer, and then we're just going to wrap it up right there with the butthole song. But thank you everybody for listening. Really appreciated it. And Drew, do you have any final departing words? No, I love you guys. This has been a lot of fun and I'm glad that this is working out better for everybody. Should we check out some chat one last time? Yeah. Steve Silver, honored to help out America's number one dildo podcast. Oh, I love it, Steven. That's going on a review page. Can you put that on a review page? Yes. Orville Albert, Kenaida's sock spotting is tough when finding where's Waldo. Glenn Skatebar is rad at making music. Absolutely. Thanks, guys. That was Glenn. Jasper Rotter, Kaneda saves so much money on socks and workout shirts that he can afford to buy any pin. It's true. Jonathan Hall, thanks. P3 is underrated. Orville Elbert, 100% agree. Dildo, Glenn, thank you. Great show. Took me the entire show, but I finally got up the courage to say the D word. Tim Lee, you... Tim Lee, dildo. You're like a little kid, dildo. You silly man. All right, nice show, sloppy men. All right, good job, dildo. Tim, next time I talk to you on the phone, I want you to just answer the phone and just say dildo. I just want it to happen. Lee Ballumer. Lee, how you doing, brother? Hey, Lee. Trending on PornHub. What? All right. And Ian Bauer has a heist, so come visit us in Canada and play. Absolutely. If we could, we would. Yep. So let's wrap it up with the heist, and then we'll end it with the butthole. I wonder what the side of a coal, I wonder what the side of a coal, I wonder what the Media Girls, maybe girls, 豍 should not take to girls, Ill me & I'll sign your B problème Maybe girls, should not take to girls, Ill me & I'll sign your B problème I wonder what's inside your B Genius What's inside your B Genius Serge忠, Gr Whyhan Bel I wonder what's inside your B Genius What's inside your B aplic 力, Ronaldo México 力, Ronaldo What's inside your B How The
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