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Pinball Arcade Wizard Goals IRL EP.1 "Champion Pub"

Dead Flip·video·4h 2m·analyzed·May 8, 2017
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Champion Pub pinball gameplay from arcade location with technical challenges and community chat.

Summary

Jack Danger streams from a location arcade (Champion Pub) via mobile hotspot, playing the Williams pinball machine Champion Pub while dealing with frame rate and connectivity issues. The stream is casual, comedic, and heavy on community interaction, with Jack exploring the game's various modes, rules, and mechanics while chatting with viewers about pinball, the location's other machines, and upcoming streaming plans.

Key Claims

  • Joe Sayed (pinball Joe) is the grand champion on Champion Pub and exploited the game by hitting it hard during fights to get free head shots, leading to nearly a billion points

    high confidence · Jack Danger, discussing the game's history and why the tilt is now very sensitive

  • The sensitive tilt on Champion Pub was made tight as a result of Joe Sayed's exploitation of the game

    high confidence · Jack Danger, explaining why the tilt is so sensitive now

  • The location has multiple pinball machines including Fun House, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Party Zone, Sea Witch, Gilligan's Island, Bugs Bunny's Birthday, and two Bobby Orrs next to each other

    high confidence · Jack Danger, listing the machines at the arcade location downstairs

  • Jack previously streamed and tore apart a T2 (Terminator 2) machine

    high confidence · Jack Danger, referencing 'tearing apart T2' the previous night

  • Jack will be visiting Scott Deni's house for a party and will stream Total Nuclear Annihilation during the visit

    high confidence · Jack Danger, discussing upcoming streaming plans with Scott Deni present in chat

Notable Quotes

  • “the grand champion on this game is Joe Sayed or pinball Joe it was the day that I met that guy and he was in here exploiting the fact that if you hit the game really hard while you're in a fight you got free head shots and he smacked this game to almost a billion”

    Jack Danger@ 20:31 — Reveals pinball history/legend about the game's champion and the origin of its tight tilt

  • “I need to make sure nothing gets crazy so if anyone asks you don't know where I'm at I'm uh this is my house okay”

    Jack Danger@ 7:55 — Shows awareness of being on Twitch homepage and concern about location privacy

  • “you are like a glass [expletive] I'm like a glass [expletive]”

    Jack Danger (quoting game dialogue)@ 35:53 — Champion Pub's in-game insult dialogue that Jack finds amusing

  • “I don't feel like cheaping the game [out] but should we do it [anyway]”

    Jack Danger@ 40:03 — Shows Jack's consideration for playing legitimately despite difficulties

  • “this game is so frustrating fun but frustrating it is man”

    Jack Danger@ 65:54 — Jack's summary assessment of Champion Pub's gameplay experience

Entities

Jack DangerpersonJoe SayedpersonScott DenipersonChampion PubgameDead FliporganizationFun HousegameCreature from the Black LagoongameParty ZonegameSea Witchgame

Signals

  • ?

    content_signal: Jack Danger streaming from arcade location via mobile hotspot with persistent frame rate and connectivity issues, requiring multiple troubleshooting attempts

    high · Multiple references to frame drops, delay issues, location-based reception problems; stream on Twitch homepage requiring location privacy

  • ?

    gameplay_signal: Champion Pub features extremely sensitive tilt, complex multimode gameplay with skill-based elements (speed bag, jump rope, poker, cash fights), and significant difficulty curve

    high · Jack repeatedly mentions sensitive tilt, struggles with various modes, discusses game mechanics extensively

  • ?

    community_signal: Arcade location with diverse pinball collection appears actively maintained and populated with multiple classic and competitive machines

    high · Jack mentions 8+ machines at location, references location getting new Google infrastructure, streams during active hours

  • ?

    historical_signal: Joe Sayed ('pinball Joe') exploited Champion Pub's cash fight mechanics to achieve near-billion point score, leading to tighter tilt calibration

    high · Jack's direct account of meeting Joe Sayed and explaining the game's tight tilt as a result of Joe's exploitation

  • ?

    content_signal: Jack Danger leveraging Twitch homepage placement for increased viewership, coordinating with community and other creators for content distribution

    high · Jack specifically mentions being on homepage, requests viewers tweet stream status, mentions upcoming Total Annihilation party stream with Scott Deni

Transcript

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0:16
one viewer resubscribe while I was [Music] away thank you one viewer you are the coolest viewer that one viewer is the coolest viewer oh man we're going to put all those
0:52
boys yo what up Tass jaded good to see you mark this a over will not here all right on jaded thanks dude not I still need you
1:25
around I think 10 credits is good enough to start we should good that I want push you around so we are on full mobile hotspot so hopefully we don't have any problems at all uh I'm going to go grab a beer today is a front page day and should be fun I need to tweet that I'm live a minute n there you go all right let me go grab a beer real quick
4:25
we got the beer boys we got the beer I have um two Daisy Cutters draft
4:37
or drought as they call it no no one calls a Dr how the hell is everyone doing good to see you guys oh man wait what game has racial stereotypes all of them before 19 99 uh before 20 2005 we downstairs yeah Tater we downstairs this doesn't happen often uh we are downstairs we will be dropping a few frames here and there uh you probably won't notice them too much uh I'm noticing them which sucks but hopefully it doesn't become too much problem oh yeah it's dropping pretty bad actually it's dropping pretty bad hold on let's try
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  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger promoting Double Danger Pinball merchandise and brand, discussing merchandise strategy with community

    medium · Viewer requests Double Danger Pinball merchandise; Jack mentions Dead Flip branded items like flippers

  • ?

    venue_signal: Specific arcade location operating with multiple pinball machines, appearing to support both casual play and competitive/collector interest

    medium · Jack's detailed knowledge of machine inventory, references to past visits, upcoming trip planning with other community members

    • 5:29
    something wait location still on oh I got to turn that off thanks I thought I disabled that actually I did disable
    5:44
    that how did you get that command to work I swear to God it was
    5:56
    disable yeah how the you do that it's disabled sneaky sons of [ __ ] how did you activate that oh here we go sorry about this getting there um we're going to turn location off for tonight no location command ladies and gentlemen or I would have put it in there frame drop height yeah the frame droppage is real shouldn't be too bad we streamed off of uh the test one for like an hour and we only dropped like a little bit the power of me hello dead flip in chat what's up velvet Witch good to see you location yeah it shouldn't we shouldn't have a location now I'm not crazy I'm just a I got to I do have to remember though that my hot spot is way over there blonde bunny how you doing sexy good to see you when Jack is off camera frame rate is great Jack we cursed by a gypsy uh unfortunately the frame rate should be fine now guys um how's everyone doing I hope everyone had a an awesome night last night it was fun tearing apart T2 um there are no shows or anything going on here tonight so it's going to be uh kind of quiet here behind us you're going to hear some some Third Eye Blind or whatever this is I don't know how do I sound do I sound okay I hope I sound all right I should actually put bottom Lou's phone number in chat please do not CW Harper thank you for me attending your membership to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for CW Harper how the hell are you bud I'm cold Jack get on with it I get it man I'm sorry yeah I took the location thing I turned the location thing off because we are going to be on the homepage of twitch and I need to make sure nothing gets crazy so if anyone asks you don't know where I'm at I'm uh this is my house okay oh it's Matchbox 20 I thought Third Eye Blind let's do a a timing thing can you type the word fart for me please thank
    8:28
    you I see you're still all student it's a little little laggier usual but we're all right no bombardment threat yeah please Jack's basement totally Rob Thomas's voice Rob Thomas is the most um how do I put this Rob Thomas is a fart we're also not doing the bit boss thing tonight if that's okay guys just uh heads up or the bit monster or whatever the [ __ ] it's called how long until you smell it the fart yeah I was I was testing how long it was until I smell the fart
    9:21
    okay think that I need this in my life now I think I'm scared I know too much shopart
    9:39
    you I I guarantee you it will not fill up here okay where do you get that bit thing from cuz I want to have it for my friend I'm not sure man it was gifted to me the food is good here it really is there's enough tables in Jack's house let's all go drink together yeah everyone come on over uh we got a kegerator
    10:11
    we got to put this in memory blamp all right we good boys we good how's the table look does everything look
    10:20
    good she's an affiliate now she wants to do something cool with bits I want
    10:27
    bits there needs to be an Army of Darkness pinned so bad a dude that would be l legit I completely agree that would be an awesome theme that is a spooky pinball theme if I've ever heard one like spooky people need to leave the horror movies alone so that spooky could do them you know oh dead fli is it possible to have the flashers running for a bit when start fight is ready uh you want me to leave the flashers going pinball is doesn't look right in TPA oh yeah if you want an example dude I'd be happy to let it run some drops a ruy into Jack bear becomes best stream ever jokes on you I already dropped a ruy in both of these wait how much is a dose cuz it put four oh
    11:23
    Molly doesn't have to be that long well only for a little while yeah totally dude I'll take a look DSL with the bits thanks boss we we've loaded this game up the volume is screaming um hopefully you can see the game pretty well and we should be good there is a small like 15 second delay on the stream because we are on mobile which sucks but we're just going to work with it you know 15 seconds behind he's going to trip balls I know some girls in college that used to add half a ruy into their own drink why owl that sounds terrible sounds actually
    12:04
    awful when will you be streaming Star Wars at the factory what's Star Wars what
    12:11
    Factory he has are trolls man he got a freaking trolls man come home um my okay in typical dead flip style my phone's dead I tweeted that I was going to play this game my phone literally died when I hit send I don't even know if that tweet TW went out but I also didn't get to tweet that we are live so uh if one of you or all of you could tweet that we're live that would be freaking dope but drugs are fun are they though I'm always stoked about doing drugs but when I do it I'm just like why did I do that what is this you're thinking of Galaxy battles with NS always wanted to play Champion Pub this game's a lot of fun dude this game's a lot of fun I don't use Twitter no one does your Tweet went through dead flip oh okay uh but I wasn't able to say that we're
    13:12
    live look at my boobs look at my boobs I hear Galaga uh yeah there's a Miss Pacman Gala cross breed Namco machine over there um okay so good morning Keel how are you what does everyone know about this game here here last weed trip I was paranoid as F not fun yeah zero fire uh last weed trip I had I didn't know if I was vomiting or pooping my pants um I don't know what I consumed I I'm assuming it it was marijuana we'll never know um you should put a charger in your location Stream ring yeah you that's true been checking out your old streams all afternoon man great stuff a dude Wham tan that means a lot to me buddy thank you and uh I'm sorry the show can get pretty [ __ ] up sometimes donate to kids you have to fight the dude yeah you first have to build your health at any of the three spots yep so you got three training spots you got the speed bag here in the top right you got the regular bag here the punching bag and then you got the jump rope thing over there Matchbox 20 marathon is this still Matchbox 20 I don't want to give I don't want to like talk out loud and like say [ __ ] but they need to stop playing m Fox 20
    14:32
    was unclear okay door prize for days so Casey that's what I'm thinking Center Post combo smart Punch Yeah so does everyone go for the uh door prize cuz I only go for the door prize by the way Tater Sal thank you for posting that internet go to that link for double danger pinball and go buy some dope pinball gear um I might ask you folks to periodically type exclamation point swag when uh we're on the front page than I think we just dropped a buttload of frames just then finger cam is here I'm set yeah
    15:14
    baby will you be bringing pins to PG I want to buy dead flip flippers at dude yeah get those dead flip flippers I'll be locked down H loaded Down Jack can you please post your trip to Scott Deni here is a permanent video not around the 12th you want me to postpone the trip why I think it's going to be fun stream is okay buddy oh okay llamas thank you buddy just making sure I want to make sure this goes well but I think we are going to drop some frames I need a way to like make a [ __ ] antenna or something
    16:01
    actually I think I just made a fake antenna with my sunglasses we're good all right uh okay here's what I'm going to do when you first get into it game's a little dirty and I apologize um I don't apologize whatever he my game d price for days cuz it's random you get fun stuff and uh I already did the 30 jump ropes award over here already did 30 jump ropes but we'll do it again it's going to be dope yeah Al Anonymous has a pin on there now you are like a yeah uh it's already set in stone guys I'm sorry it's going to be dope welcome
    16:55
    game no just make the video available to watch it oh DSL totally the video for okay so here's the thing uh going back to Scott Denise's house yes we're streaming total nuclear Annihilation but it's also a party okay so it's going to be loud it's going to be drunk and I was promised okay I was promised there would be no raw butth holes and penises on stream I was promised can you make it louder the music no I cannot unfortunately I don't have the keys wax what's up frame
    17:42
    drops let me try pulling this closer and see if that helps flugal horn yeah we are dropping huh what about man nips again n we clarified that that wasn't going to happen anymore [Music] lion man's going to be there but he's not going to be uh showing his Ding Dang Doodle why tune in then I guess you're right holy [ __ ] the frames are
    18:21
    real rip finger cam no finger Cam's fine dude um it's the uh oh now we have full bars what is going
    18:39
    on no it's it's the location we're in every time we stream here we have some problems and I was hoping since Google moved in that the reception would be better out here turns out it is not better but uh we'll see how it [Music] goes all right we're going to do one more speed test to see what the delay is then will'll be good internet can you type the word turd t r d all right give me [Music]
    19:23
    that okay we're good it's the same delay we just dropped [Music] frames so we got to start fight [Music] uh there you
    19:39
    go Antonio jabberin it's about a 15sec delay we're fine so you got to start a fight and then beat the crap out of these guys but you can use the Center Post [Music] out oh yeah you're winning
    20:06
    I got screwed I got screwed the uh the tilt on this is very sensitive you guys want to know a fun a fun fact about this game um the grand champion did you get that wiiz good the grand champion on this game is Joe Sayed or pinball Joe it was the day that I met that guy and he was in here exploiting the fact that if you hit the game really hard while you're in a fight you got free head shots and he smacked this game to almost a billion
    20:51
    mom body blow all right so let's get uh some modes and [ __ ] going here we're building up our health man we are getting screwed right now now I know why I don't play this game you don't like the center Puck you always got to play one or two [ __ ] games to get the uh the cobwebs
    21:23
    out rip GC no I think we could still get it jaini screw you jabberin so you're back for anothering of a [Music] p oh there's a face hit baby there was a face hit that was a face hit yeah get hit in the face
    21:55
    it last minute smack to the face this is my favorite video mode maybe in any game right
    22:26
    good um welcome the champion let's get back in it
    22:35
    [Music] um you're right that's a great video amazing that was pretty amazing ooh smart punch a smart punch is uh also like a smart missile or a it's like a free hit to the the head when you're playing all right here come the jump ropes let's see if we can get
    23:28
    30p again [Music] those it delayed it freaking delayed it on me it screwed me on purpose I have I got the 30 jumps just before wait dude unic code for 4 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing I got to turn the volume up on this thing flers and butts
    24:11
    boys we at max volume oh yeah I res up for my third month but I want to save it for total Annihilation Matt you dick want to save it for the video that's going to be seen A bajillion times it will definitely save Mt it'll definitely save just don't hit the button just don't hit the button and you're good to go
    24:33
    ke is that a clip of the game resetting best video [Music] mode yo that face hit that face hit was on point prare to meet your maker it also locked a ball
    25:04
    got him we want to fight boys was that a fight via knockout did I hit a a goal is that a goal I I don't know that was called this is my favorite video mode all right we're going to go for the video mode here this game is so complex
    25:46
    knockout oh is that I don't get hit at all oh this is my favorite video mode ever please don't reset
    26:19
    [Music] money ladies and Mike Tyson it how do I KO left ramp right ramp then smart punch got hit left ramp then right ramp then smart punch got it does it have to be left right in that
    26:37
    order gotcha left ramp right ramp that's it we knocked him out so that was it huh we got a
    26:57
    knockout we did it boys I'll mark that off in a second hell [Music] yeah favorite video mode is probably fishtails that one is pretty good too
    27:22
    one it can be done in any order that's what I saw all right here we go always the door baby always the the door three EBS this game's just giving me money right
    27:40
    [Music] now let's make some more cash kiddos Catch 10 before missing three BSD has a a weird one the dogs are
    27:58
    funny all right we got to miss that one [Music] what that wasn't three oh you butthole you missed the third spit on purpose the extra wait you missed the third spit on
    28:23
    purpose we're going all the way with these fights boys do I even have a smart punch I do oh my God here comes another knockout hurt you France Von pain from Germany he's France my punches will not
    28:48
    there oh wait why didn't that knock him out you done it this did not turn out it's a raid nice raid multiball boys
    29:10
    great stay alive oh you suck all the butts I got no points for that zero points I always take smart punch on the plunge you shoot for it on purpose oh it increases by one every jab KO you count oh okay cool um this ball does get hung up behind the fist so there you go he will spin around it will give us a [Music] ball we just need to make sure we don't make that stupid shot on accident all right here we go there you are
    29:50
    balls what do the beer targets do on the uh the the right hand side there
    30:05
    I guess I could hit him oh it raises the purse value oh my God we just oh the actual ramp all right here we go climb the stairs again a I can't find that shot can't find that
    30:33
    woo we locked out beer targets activate lock healing you during fights really it heals you that I did not
    30:41
    know Antonio jaini he's the cooku with the hook man this game is so
    30:51
    [Music] racist in the face bub in the face did you say mama taught me the f- word finish
    31:13
    ashamed man he should be ashamed I well I'm ashamed cuz I [Music] drained we're doing pretty good skirmisher my
    31:25
    man you guys want to know something stupid I just moved my shoulder into view and it scared me that someone someone was standing next to me what is in this
    31:38
    beer the rules of the pin are listed there my man wait what no starf fight again hell yeah let's freaking go
    31:54
    boys and now for the title of chion punches [Music] ready now you die B now you die you're freaking getting I'm I'm going to hump the [ __ ] out of you dude I your face we
    32:20
    just give it to oh block up kid stay up puck you won kid I never no don't stick you made it
    32:46
    kid stay alive [Applause] [Music] R stay alive stay alive oh I hate you so [Music] much out
    33:19
    what one speed bag location not available boys oh you [Music] dick many of your parents didn't make it raising you without trugs all of your parents are currently
    33:46
    drugs so when we hit a uh a Champion Pub marker let me know so cash fights are next right cash fights are next dude we got extra balls coming out of our our butthole right now we got extra balls just pouring out of our
    34:15
    genitalia qu topple our butthole yes oh that's what's up one more and this p goes ballistic one more
    34:27
    baby you need to update the knuckle tats to say so hip shut your mouth sheet yeah poker Knight I suck at
    34:38
    [Music] poker are you ready to help me with poker internet you ready to help me with poker dude awesome game let's get no love right
    34:51
    JP we're going for should we get one one get rid of one of the twos I got an idea damn never mind thought we we going to get uh whatever it's called when the numbers are in order confirm Jack knows nothing about
    35:12
    poker [Music] fight all right here's a cash fight we got to win thisan use flippers to select 24 million
    35:31
    yeah I'll take [Applause] fron wait am I gambling my money oh finish it off am I gambling my own
    35:49
    points my punches will not see oh you are like a glass [ __ ] I'm like a glass [ __ ] [Music] next time I may actually
    36:05
    TR we want a cash fright boys that's a that's a thing let Mark it down all right here we go jump rope we can get that 30 I know we can flip kid
    36:29
    flip found those flippers out [Music] standing all
    36:45
    right see that last one is at 23 on 23 it slows down on 23 it slow it like slows the reaction of the The Flipper
    37:17
    fast doesn't mean can't fight pal impotence doesn't mean can't fight
    37:40
    terrible wait no it shows the Rope for a fraction of a second no Tas at 23 it's actually like when I hit the button the reaction time to the the jumper is delayed so I got to like count in my head that at 23 we got to jump earlier
    38:13
    points check this [ __ ] out punch this is all my face I just doubled my freaking score holy crap no foreheads in here please I asked nicely I said
    38:56
    [Music] please we we just doubled our freaking score holy crap well nothing I can do about that remember three not two wait what do you mean pinball whz Oh you mean for the combos oh whiz that's what you mean comboing will it tell me that my my punch is ready oh three not two but you meant it was uh three smart punches I was like uh how the hell do I get that we're going to play this game forever don't we also have like multiball
    39:46
    ready that was weird can I have that ball back [Music] please so here's a funny story um one of the balls of
    40:02
    stuck and I don't I don't feel like cheaping the game [Music]
    40:09
    out but should we do it [Music] anyway I kind of want to like drain this ball I want the score to be legit you [Music] know you know what screw
    40:26
    it getting all these balls good run thanks dog I got I got big balls [Music] [Applause]
    40:55
    P oh now I can hit that shot get out of here uh the L is outside yeah the uh elevated Chicago line is right out right
    41:07
    outside it's good thing the people uh front page will yeah dude when the front page people come in they be like this dude's got all the points of the game come on down baby what are the other three goals I need here jackpot Deluxe all right here here she comes it's stuck under his fist there it
    41:52
    internet all of our cash get back in there okay so the my punches will not look at that I can't get
    42:17
    come this isn't working my money is on the line here no oh my [ __ ] you are like I have no legs and I still beaten you we were coming back for that I just lost all my
    42:44
    money do I have like 4 million points now oh my [Music] God oh my God no forehead God damn it no [ __ ] foreheads in champ
    43:02
    is see it's the cash fights where you can if the game's sensitive and you can hit it you can you can raise your value to like some astronomical number you see though the the the puck to the left ramp doesn't work I just screwed up [Music] [Applause] [Music]
    43:57
    maximum you have to be kidding me [Music] mother freaking turd butth holes man um so what are these last three that I need how do I get these last three achievements Puck lights are always out no I mean the the angle off the puck into that ramp isn't uh from a resting standpoint doesn't work from the right flipper it does on the left flipper for sure I can't believe we have 20 I don't even want to play this ball anymore you're ready for ultimate Challenge how do I start that Pinball
    44:41
    Wizard does it involve me spending all my points [Music]
    44:57
    [Music] [ __ ] more forehead love [Music] it burp on me one more time
    45:11
    dude heavy bag [Music] completed um yeah how do I start how do I get that mode uh start a fight okay um [Music] how oh you need the the health multi okay well here's a multi maybe we'll get some points here [Music]
    45:54
    another what the the the tilt on this is so sensitive you're [Music] natural I don't deserve this you know what it's go hard or don't do anything Pub champ since April 27
    46:17
    2015 do you think the date set right on this [Music] internet how many points did you lose in that gamble 270 million points 240 okay cool that hurt that actually hurt a
    46:36
    [Music] lot we still got to do jump rope God damn it and I didn't get did you see that I did not earn a credit oh because my score is trash got it tilting is trying yes yeah Lord week uh that was the day I met Joe cuz he was cheating the cash fights by beating the [ __ ] out of the game that's why the Tilt is so tight
    47:09
    now all right we got this what other games are at this location fun house Creature from the Black Lagoon Party Zone upstairs we got a sea witch Gilligan's Island and uh Bugs Bunny's birthday something or other and then two Bobby ORS next each
    47:33
    other so would you say smart punch is more makes more sense then I mean I do like Light extra ball uh constantly all day forever get the extra
    47:49
    ballp KP all right here comes 30 remember at 23 we got to jump early 1 2 3 4 5 6 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 18 19 20 damn I screwed up that was that was my bad wait jackpot was lit jackob punch your face if you hit door prize again okay I will let's not let's not punch me in the face I don't like that
    48:31
    [Applause] see there's that but you can't combo it [Music] man the puck was the [ __ ] we're starting this over stream some some of that bugs money dude you do not want to see that
    48:54
    game smart punch all day all right we're starting over welcome the champion K but what about all the extra balls I'm getting Jack is learning to count double bonus achievement nah we're going for the door [ __ ] that just
    49:18
    [Music] purse what the hell I didn't work at all [Music] cuz you miss lots of smart punch next time hit the okay there now I have two smart punches you
    49:39
    happy lot of good that did me please stream bugs money fine don't forehead me you
    49:47
    dick now I have three smart punches not what do you want not what you want me to do m
    50:04
    [Applause] [Music] sex tle forehead forehead forehead do you see the values of those jackpots though hot 600,000 points are you ready for that boys can you handle that kind of
    50:58
    cash not good oh God I love you chose the ramp I don't want the
    51:15
    ramp man that first speed bag [Music] though Delux scary be okay tiger now show me your stuff steo from San Francisco
    51:31
    finish him off not good not good does that do [Music]
    51:43
    something I'm going to save my smart punches for the cash fights is ruining my so the beer gave me Health back right I'll pun his job finish it
    52:08
    offo good luck with your game GNA ball oh Bale dude CHS what's up [Music]
    52:23
    buddy now is there a reason to save your smart punches at all like cash fight seems to be the best reason star Hedgehog what's up stud how are you
    52:53
    goers I swear to God it like slows it down man we got SE tle doing good thanks just home from work Kell at man Sir Winston
    53:08
    pound get ready to get pounded Champion Pub's cool game I love this game dude I love this [Music]
    53:23
    it kid excuse me save them for cash fights for sure cool well I wasted one just then but that's
    53:38
    [Music] okay I tried to get sneaky with that didn't work playing the EM World Championships on Friday what the hell is that em World Championships that sounds awesome we got another fight boys out out oh my God see a little Tippy tap and this uh this game starts freaking out we need some EBS
    54:10
    man light that extra ball baby come on scary beard cheesy pinball ooh Second Wind works it's on the right which is
    54:24
    fine and Arbor pinball show nice dude Michigan huh knock his block off [Music] kid why did I make that
    54:41
    shot is there a combo for hitting the ramp at all it now buy me a drink it's a raid
    55:03
    it's a raid boys H your rupies second win come on don't waste it okay waste it waste it I'm sorry that was the worst multiball it's wait what uh wait what why did this just give me a whatever I'm going to drain that out of
    55:32
    fairness lethal what's up baby thanks for the host man I say out of fairness I mean [Music] accidentally the last second stack oh
    55:53
    nice whoa I cck flipped and it threw the ball away yeah another round for me and my here you sack of poop nah nah I don't nah I'm not a I'm not into the I'm a door guy right smart punches are fun and all I'm a door
    56:21
    [Music] guy that was a waste though light lock what a freaking waste
    56:32
    that's all forehead no forehead please poker Knight see if we can get some poker going speed
    56:54
    bag beer I love the cheering of for beer now I hit jeez whatever I don't deserve that hooray beer remember beer all right let's catch that spin so you open your mouth wait is it Tuesday can anyone confirm that it's
    57:42
    Tuesday extra ball we caught that Eb too baby oh hell yeah Tater thanks man all right let's poke it
    57:54
    [Music] um two pair fisticuffs multiball saved your raid nice I'll take it get back in there
    58:16
    kid we are getting the multipliers Mama holy crap that backand though it's Taco Tuesday oh just had some dinner dude I want some tacos Jack how do I buy you a beer with bits um that's a great question man that's a great
    58:38
    question let's see I don't know how much beer is here look smart punch see give it to me anyway to all the to all the criers out there please just kidding you're not crying everyone's doing
    58:54
    great I'm the worst pinball player please oh my God oh best jackpot call outs I think so the tamale guy Tuesday dude I love the tamale guy when the tamale guy gets here is there a better way than bits um yeah DSL I think uh call the bar I mean right at my house
    59:45
    sh all right here ooh a monkey that's see you see here not good great how far along are we in fisus we're getting
    60:23
    [Music] there 12 not bad not bad uh can we get a crapload of kappas in chat
    60:38
    Mega get the freak oh you dirty butthole 1:00 a.m. dude don't go to sleep it's not worth it it pains me to have to hurt you it pains me to have to hurt you get ready all right we're going to take this nerd
    60:57
    out [ __ ] he's holding the ball I do not like you he's holding the ball I I can't do anything I'm going to get knocked out you
    61:10
    dick pause the fight my punches will not cease this should not get him next time be gone with you little
    61:30
    he grabbed it again stop grabbing my balls [Music]
    61:50
    rude second win what's up baby attendant his channel is rigged uh what's that anti cheat [ __ ] on steam
    62:46
    okay all right internet um I didn't know you could stack multiballs in this but it doesn't matter now cuz they're all gone he's holding the ball in his freaking arm [Music]
    63:07
    stream he has no way to lift his arms um wobbly what's up [Music] dude oh gravity thanks bud thanks gravity you're an okay you're an okay thing gravity my phone is ruined I'm sorry bud one
    63:40
    flip those [Music] Clippers The Slowdown a the freaking slow
    64:01
    freaking D Jack flips the table leaves the pub I'm telling you man I'm feeling I'm feeling fighty now after playing this game all right we're going full door Boys full door double double
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    door give it to me don't start no fight poker Knight I a poker
    64:26
    [Music] is too fast that's not going to start poker net is it okay good oh harder harder he says yo Laura what's
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    up you are like a glass [ __ ] I'm a glass [ __ ] I aming you again and again
    65:00
    [Music] oh my god oh I guess it didn't matter you made your own kid 60 60 million is high score one on this game
    65:26
    [Music] bro that's not even fair great game thanks star Hedgehog um star Hedgehog I had like 20 [Applause] something how do I turn Champion Pub off remotely and swap to cftbl well you don't all right we're going to go full door on this okay we're going full Door full door this game is so frustrating fun but frustrating it is man see smart punch anyway man this freaking game Star have you played this game
    66:08
    [Music] before we're just raising our health to get into a fight maybe a lock shot or two fun but frustrating yeah all right here we go allo all day not in real life just TPA nice dude give me another punch and I'm turning this game off all
    66:37
    [Music] right so hitting the bag doesn't do anything to meet
    66:45
    your I don't need combos [Music] boys just kidding I got a combo and lit another fight what's up brms Scott Denise what's up Bram hello good to see you buddy welcome to the bar wait a knockout Jewel isn't that a thing hold on is is a knockout Jewel part of the the the list of crap to
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    get suck his block off kid suck his block off pun his job punch his face I knew you could do it suck his black off
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    embarrass flip JP glad to be here scotle everybody here we go kids
    67:39
    swamp I already have the 30 on this but I want to do it live on [Applause] camera
    67:49
    again all right way to F there it is kids there's your 30 there's your freaking [Music] 30 we did it boys I'm not worthy Scott you're the [ __ ] [Music] though uh complete 30p [Music] get up the oh you suck one 100 butt freaking buttholes
    68:46
    man super cool dude yeah double danger is a cool bro all right kiddos by the way DSL thank you for that $10 donation sorry I miss it lady ladies and gentlemen can I get some hearts in chat uh and I I I just want to say thank you for all the bits you're all beautiful my sound on my computer is not making
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    sound what does the dollar sign do in the uh the plunge does it just raise the purse value I'm
    69:22
    guessing did you like that would you like another then you're always making sexual comment [Music] what I've never made a sexual tment in my life TCH his face oh he's holding
    69:48
    go finish it off finish him off I'm good thank you scary beard how are you it's a
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    for I'd say the flashing lights but literally everything's flashing
    70:30
    [Music] dude that right slingshots a little dinky no lock no backhand ramp which is impossible oh you dirt you dirt dog you dirt dog one more got my Suns on the way Sonic
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    internet do me a solid yo Ronaldo what's going on buddy uh who's in the number one spot on the homepage of twitch right
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    now jaini all right let's see what we can do here Ronaldo good to see you buddy first I'm going to kill you then we going to eat what's upb skins
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    you're getting CL kid careful kid careful the [ __ ] wow tater salad we are choosing the wrong days to be live on uh the front page huh guess what Jack guess I don't know SP skins you're you got
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    72:29
    stay alive stay alive why does he say impotent all the time there's you frecked each other you're pretty tough with a fist in your
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    hand they freaked each other they freaking frecked each other I'm going to shoplift some toothpaste uh Scott Deni it is not lined up to be on the homepage of twitch no uh you chose a Friday if it was on a Tuesday then yes it would have been [Music]
    73:37
    [Music] Ladi don't you screw me there's no way there's no [ __ ] way there's no way there's no
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    way I don't even want to put my initials on here [Music]
    74:09
    we got cucked boys double drain clip thanks [Music] Tas rude door door for days s SPS is what you want yo princess what's going on all right poker Knights lit let's get that 30 jump ropes again FP FP bars Jam pack tonight I told you there's nothing going on here tonight so uh there isn't going to be anything crazy can you get over 30 like can I do jump rope [Music]
    74:49
    again what the hell was that [Music] shot um can I get a hash John Mayer in chat please thank you very much be thankful this glass separates us Petroski you're bit what hold on did I read that wrong Slam in the face idiot
    75:15
    finish yo those those freaking head shot though I'm a number one sniper in pinball ladies and gentlemen number one pinball sniper oh don't don't you do it oh my God this area here can suck all the butts man rubber ducks what's up baby SPS next one you got it buddy I'll do SPS all right catch the [Music]
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    spit [Music] extra oh we barely nailed that holy crap Boomer what's up BB all right here we [Music]
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    go full house is my favorite show why did that start a multile you know what don't care don't care
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    I hate my [Laughter] life snowboarder you son of a [ __ ] cut it out can I get some K conas in Chad please nice drain thanks
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    bud don't of the wall you tough as a w hey Tess do you understand what this guy's saying I can't I can't figure it out get some
    77:53
    [Music] be from from a cradle that lock shot is so early it's crazy or you could cheat it you can cheat
    78:12
    it I've always had some wait I always had thought it was something on a bar not in twitch anyway looks cool dude thanks for
    78:22
    coming uh twitch twitch partnered us pretty quick when we first started uh streaming pin ball because uh it's kind of unique and um Full House again that means we're going to drain oh full house is always multiball oh my God that I didn't
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    know okay don't F me now dude don't F me you I said don't I said [ __ ] don't F me dude
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    [Music] tle [Music] I just did a crate kick yo fresh what's up
    79:43
    stud hello from page of twitch my name is Jack danger uh you're watching my terrible Show dead flip where I don't know how to play pinball machines and I want to go stab myself with a toilet pap paper [Music] roll mother woo little triggered here boys we're good we're good we're good we're
    80:15
    good catch that spit and we know the value of a Shrek pin H I don't know man all right give me the spit
    80:34
    extra ball no that one God damn it this game's out to get me
    80:43
    [Music] dude oh there's a replay I ain't flipping [ __ ] start a fight what are you doing
    80:59
    collecting spit what the [ __ ] is this game you got to collect the spit boys you I will and these are knuckles I like it though it's a great game dude when this game's running like Primo oh my God it's it is an amazing
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    [Music] game watch out I'm not sh if you tilt careful kid careful what I didn't do anything I didn't do anything jar watch out
    81:38
    I what in what in the world I didn't win man this [ __ ] game Mii what's going on buddy Saved By The Raid boys Saved By The Raid
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    zero and fistic cups oh my God I'm I'm a God boys I'm a yo what's his toes seems like the flippers are a little weak uh maybe a touch maybe a
    82:47
    what run my turn it all pink and all right stay alive stay alive yes no yes I'm trying to trap up here and it's not
    83:13
    working tilt incoming ladies and gentlemen right tilt incoming noain that save that didn't that save didn't make any freaking sense boys kid don't okay second with me second with me there why is second wi [ __ ]
    83:36
    blinking second wind is blinking um Doo zinu how you doing buddy dud inin um my life is a fart damn it man why is this game out for blood
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    forehead what ball are we on doesn't matter killing it no not all the way up no oh don't do
    84:21
    hor my fart will go on absolutely turbo jackpot one more and it's m I love that Full House gives you a multi ball I did not know that that's
    84:33
    incredible it's all been downhill since you bet and lost at 240 million I'm trying to make it all
    84:45
    hello I hit that you dildo maximum maximum jackpot rean Balto for 15 months in a row thank you for maintaining your membership to of the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for my boy Greg from bort oh my God Greg this is your fault
    85:54
    [ __ ] the game's not [ __ ] moving Mrs Bounty how are you oh my God I where I'm Paul [ __ ] one extra balls boys we got them extra balls this Bonnie was cracking Dragon Balto yeah I tilted my life is tilted give me the spitting gallery and get out of my freaking hair if you drain right now I'll unplug you oh now you go up the freaking ramp you
    86:30
    Dill I have to like they have to be like tiny slaps now and I don't like it it's like little little micro slaps I'm great only 65 million you know what we just got to get through guys I'm sorry this game's racist this is a BIM Bam Boom ladies and gentlemen you are quick for went so [Applause]
    87:04
    slow please kid I'm I getting clobbered wait I'm getting clobbered punch his face pun kid what I blame chat you guys I blame you guys you ruined it for me you ruined it for me me thanks for nothing Greg how you been dude hope to see you at the uh the party at pimber just keep
    87:51
    one got all the spit baby we failed Jack we failed Jack you guys watch out
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    home we need to get to the cash vises screw you jack a great artist doesn't blame his chat thanks Tass I didn't mean to blame chat I meant to blame you
    88:23
    exclusively all right here we go Full House let's see if we can do it no
    88:36
    um Jesus come on what's the pair give me purse I don't need no you need no purse keep your
    88:48
    purse uh how far along is the bag completed okay thank God for that second win
    88:59
    yeah Tex us from uh Melbourne Melbourne all right let's make some money here kids there's no way there's no way this game is that sensitive though
    89:27
    this is all I do right I just hit him confirmed oh you're pretty tough with a fist in your hand oh you dirty Dill
    89:43
    please uh I'm currently in Chicago Illinois torn and raised keep raising that purse I guess the R but that wasn't the
    90:01
    [Music] ramp what's Shadow Boxing hurry up kid you done it oh it doesn't matter I can't find the [Music]
    90:19
    ramp [ __ ] jackp that slap save was Godly internet tell me it wasn't you you dick punch punch punch thanks for punching you're from Spain nice dude how's Spain this time of year Spain how's um we got to win another fight here kiddos we get a light fight let's go
    90:57
    I'll take a smart punch I'll take a smart punch swag all right poker we're going for the full [Music] house we'll go Diamond [ __ ] I was hoping for the uh the thing with the numbers where it says all the numbers in
    91:42
    [Music] it training tool nailed it a lanky noodle crap I haven't seen you in forever dude how are you what do you know I don't know how to play poker at all dude so this dildo uh knocked me out last time we're going to use a Smart punch on
    92:07
    him kid Shake It Off kid come on kid come on I need the I can't okay we're losing this [Applause] fight here's the thing the the trient true like Let It rest on the puck and then shoot the ramps thing isn't working for the the the
    92:30
    [Music] left zxia how dare you how you doing buddy it's sensitive I told you guys it's bad like it's super sensitive
    92:58
    all right we're going to go maximum fight killage okay we're going to knock all these mfers out right
    93:08
    now full door what's tuck tuck [Music] bro all right here we go if anyone has any questions about pinball just ask absolutely if you folks have any questions at all I'm happy to tell you guys what's up all these people in the chat room came out of nowhere uh we're on the front page of twitch that's
    93:32
    why all right give me Star fight spinning Galler is good money you have to finesse a machine before you slap it too hard I got to buy a dinner good evening Jack let's have a couple of brews BLC I'm trying man um I'm going to need a lot more beer by dead PHP you are the first person to pronounce my name right really dude welcome welcome to the chat I can't get that
    94:07
    spit you son of a [ __ ] you are [ __ ] gay cool thanks dude it's been real um hello from Mother Russia yo Fabby what's up how you been
    94:29
    jump nailed it I'm the best never ever stop flipping the ball see it it juked me dude gay is okay exactly gay is okay guys you don't have to you don't have to timeout messages like that you know the dude's just speaking the
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    down oh my God my you have been Sweet beer what ball is this two now we're starting over welcome that whole thing was a waste that whole game [Music] me too what place is this we're at a bar called yo mama's house that place here at looks cool um zxia if you uh stick around you're going to see a lot more cool places on stream trust me we go a lot of we we travel a lot to play Pinball I mean we have our own machines but we do a lot of
    95:55
    traveling Kobe Jezebel what's going on darling wish I could hell yeah Kai I'm great buddy how are you extra just followed I'll be sure to watch more hell yeah dude thank you all right full jump rope the full 30 Flip
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    Flip can you guys see the jump rope from that angle those cers it K it screwed me screwed [Music] me ladies andn voices voices can see jump rope yes cool oh awesome good to know all right we're going to pound this dude in the freaking biscuit hole what no don't what I can't move the game you're stuck on the
    97:00
    [Music] I I hate my [Music] life good one knock his block off he's out gas give it to him you know what comboing makes sense anyway cuz it looks like it pauses his attack timer what's your goal for the pinball machine uh everything's over here but really um it's all about just trying to put your name on the game you know get the highest score you
    97:34
    can I love objectives but I also love just having the highest score the highest score in here is a cheat score but I think we can still Beat It we just need to make sure we play it
    97:49
    [Music] right remember when that dude found out I was gay that was weird
    97:58
    you're not going to get called dude what sweet jump rope yeah the the jump rope on this is uh it seems a little 5050 oh God all got stuck again do all English people wear monal
    98:21
    [Music] yes 100% of the do uh folks if you are from the UK can you please uh post a picture of yourself sitting in your shorts with your monacle there it
    98:45
    is wait Jack does that mean when we made out I was G yes sorry dude I didn't mean to tell you it was it was more than just two Bros hanging out I wear double monol oh [Music] glasses the kid I will destroy you you Infidel bring it Infidel Bionicles
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    one [ __ ] this one kid come on [ __ ] does that add to the combo though shooting that
    99:35
    two you kid St making me slap you yo No Name What's up looks like you got timed out oh if there was you posting a picture of yourself I apologize only uh Subs are allowed to push it jaed into ban Arina no it was only 10 seconds though dude you'll be fine that was called a post pass if anyone's curious moving the ball from one flipper to [Music] another I think we need a little more light in here
    100:14
    huh there we go that's too bright holy [ __ ] that's too bright [Music]
    100:55
    okay that was a big move that was a big move that was a big move dude you're not going for pimple arcade goals what are the two goals we need left there's two goals left what what do we need we need to finish all the
    101:14
    fights we did the three easy ones that's for [Music]
    101:29
    this game's pissing me off blame the L yeah it was the train going by dude shook it shook it Loose sh shook my booty loose the food here is so delicious man two goals are activate ultimate child so what is the ultimate [Music]
    101:52
    chall so what happened there was the ball supposed to lock but it jumped out of the lock oh and now I'm dong launching
    102:05
    apparently I'm your coach kid so you better listen up and now Knuckles don't call yourself a floor jack how can you concentrate on pinball in that bar shut your mouth dude so rude so rude
    102:31
    aand if Okay Internet tell me how I get these last two objectives what how do I do this and say it in all cap so I know that you're actually telling me something you're not just trolling me dong launch yes dude I nearly spit on my coffee dong
    102:50
    launch we have an emote for that dude get the dong launch what channel is this even
    103:00
    Slappy if you're implying that another Channel uses the term dong launch I might have to pull my lawyers out I have to beat all the guys [Music]
    103:19
    okay going down the line boys give me the spit give me the spit don't drain AO doggo with the host thanks buddy I got a lawyer his name is fresh [Music]
    103:43
    double oh [ __ ] oh [Music] I'm going to poop my pants 100% dude Slappy I love you buddy wait is there like a competitive pinball playing Community there sure is [Music] man if you look at the uh the logo for the pinball Community it might look uh kind of familiar so I had to freaking beg and plead to get this channel put on Twitch pie of kaka Jack you never opened my Snapchat and that makes me feel sad and wait did you send me one just
    104:32
    now went to a pinball B aod doggo where are you from again buddy where you from again what's his [Music] toes baby
    104:47
    Kappa wow that was some uh lucky Puck action there internet Cleveland knives
    104:57
    all right here we go so we're going to start all the fights playing multiball isn't really doing anything for us it's giving us money but it's not getting us towards our goals oh [ __ ] we got f c
    105:51
    electric I'll read that in a second it's impossible a trap on these [Music]
    106:06
    flippers oh that saved last freaking second all right what do we got got super electric oh right I've heard of super electric this is my second favorite pinball stream I ow you dick I don't think you're allowed to count yourself all Anonymous exactly I remember this game get wizard mode on it twice first time it tilted as soon as it started started really Gru that sucks man all right we got to get through some uh some fights here there's not like a visible display of what fights are left is there I hit you dude Jack what's your advice for someone entering the first pinball tournament um do your best to watch other people play the game you're playing okay because they will find stuff wrong with it that you may not know is problematic all right and really if people aren't massive douchebags ask questions not while you're competing against them all right but uh just ask people ahead of time like you know hey uh I'm up on Doctor Who go to someone you're not playing and be like how do I play Doctor Who and really if you go to a website on your phone called pin tips.net p n ts.net and look up your game you'll learn how to play that game really quick Frost 23x you six the so for 8 months in a row ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up if you could show some love and what got [Applause]
    107:44
    airball airball airball yeah pin tips.net has saved my ass in so many tournaments it's I can't even tell you how many times that website has helped me pull scores completely out of my
    108:12
    and see it doesn't work that one [Music] works this one does not so we're just going to go for the head shot and the body shot yes he's in a
    108:29
    car got him deed it's another multi ball how do you even start raid multiball what like what is it a is it fight based like winning a certain number of fight starts this multi ball cuz I feel like this keeps happening and I'm not sure what the hell's going on when it happens
    109:04
    all right and we're out of multi that was a that was terrible yo aod doggo thanks for the bits buddy lock balls okay shoot LD
    109:23
    targets but everything's lit fam everything ooh that was fun shoot the ramp I don't want the ramp I want to start fights so we got to keep working on uh work working
    109:40
    out got to keep hitting that back all right so we should be ready for a [Music] fight cool after third fight one okay cool thank you I didn't I I wasn't sure [Music] gretings can I get does anyone know how to do an eye roll
    110:04
    Emoji get in there and show what you made of you're getting kid care care
    110:42
    one trash score who wants this parm this is for you Pa a p a
    110:53
    r draining is losing yes par if you're ever in Chicago your name's on this game buddy come and get
    111:04
    it all right so okay here's the thing when I defeat everybody and that makes me Pub Champion that's when I can go into like this sort of uh wizard mody Thing by starting another fight SP I did put your name in yes SPS number one you're there bub you're there all right let's go ham I don't want no multiballs I don't want no freaking spitting galleries I just want six Health apparently it's cool no English speaker seems to be able to pronounce my name par par
    111:53
    balls all right first fight done how many fights is it to get to Pub champ four five okay it's five I kick your but without cheats keill by gambling in cash bets that's how you do it by gambling in cash bets because that's how the cheat happened during cash bets you bat the M you bet the Max and then you just shake the game until it gives you the head shots
    112:29
    a spirit you're done idiot you knew you can do it you're done idiot punch of tough piece of sheit tough piece of
    112:42
    sheit did I swear I'm sorry [Music] [Applause] guys see the delay on that though man I promise there's a delay there like the coil is dirty or
    113:02
    something all right here comes fight number two we're getting through it I think what shs people up is there's literally nothing complicated about my name p arm par I you got me
    113:23
    dude you sick I got killed by steo software lag it's the internet lag it's
    113:36
    fine it's internet lag um man when's Bethesda going to be off the internet dude I mean I love that game and all but you did swear there yes cool thank you all right we're right back in it [Music] [Applause] boys check this [ __ ] out you come back be still my Beating Heart such strong hands get sucked on
    114:07
    steo get sucked on Ste that was a head [Music] shot
    114:17
    hisid out the get sucked down nice fake fake tip yeah thanks fake tips are fun uh not too worried about highle Championship Pub meta I gotta go dude thanks for coming has donated sperm thanks ke ah I love that donated sperm I love the Ingenuity of trolls right it's the it's the the ways that they figure out how to like BS stuff I I love it oh my God I'm sorry watch out and that was a an hour ago that I slapped
    115:04
    [Music] you this effing game dog has donated half a gently used cupcake I'm not a troll I'm a binge nymph okay I want this all right I'm seeing I'm seeing the correlation between fights and and uh things going on thank you guys for pointing that out tilt Bob must be on jump rope delay smart punch I'll take
    115:34
    [Music] ITT Ru R Ru can I get some Rus in chat please internet your punes me nothing to me yeah suck my butt dude you mother
    115:54
    here's the thing the Tilt so tight I can't nudge the game to keep it out of the outlanes dude no no no sorry bub
    116:17
    Eng uh Darude stand storm okay don't get stuck you [Music] I've been drinking just tell your mother we ate it all internet can everyone type slash me and then write gives Jack a job maybe the word hand in there
    116:56
    oh God fake multiball it's going to screw me one to quit do you wait the game doesn't know what's going
    117:11
    on the the game doesn't know what's happening turn around idiot oh my
    117:19
    God hands Jack a job that's what I wanted yeah Hand Jack a job can you hand me a drop
    117:40
    please out watch out you know what fine tilt yeah you know get here's the thing internet the owner of the bar might be coming here and maybe he has keys we're going to take the Tilt Bob off
    117:57
    scary beard that's what's up the pinball [Music] Illuminati gives Jack a job as a hand model you guys are doing great slash Mees where it's at ball job Jack it takes you five minutes to change machine hint hint Keel it doesn't take five minut I'm going set five machines all right gives Jack a hand Jack gives job a hand Jack wow that's bad thanks guys all right here comes all the
    118:48
    cash give me your spit player changeing games a real pain in the ass it truly is [Music]
    119:14
    [Music] here's the thing um Mikey fan what's going on I'm restarting this listen to this music um everyone I want you in three words to explain um what you're wearing okay I'm getting a beer
    119:54
    know [Music] very warm socks none yo Biz wearing literally nothing penis and balls okay very good guys I like very warm socks all you dirty bastards better put some damn clothes [Music] on string cheese the hung that was so fast dude double fiser here's why I'm double fisting because uh I am on the front page of twitch and I don't need to keep leaving the damn stream your favorite boxers cute I'm drinking Daisy cutter
    121:05
    Brian Daisy cutter may be my favorite beer it uh it makes me feel [Laughter] funny yo scary beard yes dude flip the fish and the jackpot that's what's up drink the bolt at the same time lazy High Life Daisy cutter my man all right we're getting rid of the heart no
    121:36
    yes yeah there's nothing really going on in here okay we're only trying to
    121:45
    get some fights done here so let's just focus on getting the fights [Applause] done 14 the the champion is 21 nice I don't need jackpots I don't need jackpots I need to work on the bag don't oh we got a fight ready got to fight ready just started streaming let's all go to their stream [ __ ] just started streaming what what [ __ ] just started streaming [Music] Tess Jack [Music]
    122:34
    it yeah get it in there work the bag that's what I'm trying dude you are I'm working I'm working this the sack here
    122:55
    what is the absolute F were you trying to get in that poker hand I don't know dude
    123:04
    23595 52 five okay see like dicks out for suck me cuck that's the stuff you want to ban but um everything else you know we can we can work on that thanks suck for being here buddy you just made me plunge a million points you I'm more pissed that you distracted no I'm not more pissed that you distracted me that was some terrible stuff you said outlane magnet hypu Ross how you doing buddy Second Wind okay I'll take second one spitting gou
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    don't feed the trolls embrace the love I'm embracing the love but I love talking to the
    124:10
    that you know you're an anti-semite but you got a great name right here we
    124:18
    go how frequently do you switch tables so uh I play one machine every night I play one machine per night but uh you can catch me on days where I will stream two games if my rig is between two machines so I can just swing it over unfortunately the game next to this there's like a whole machine's width between them so I can't go over to that like this is a waste of time I wanted the extra Ball but you banned my
    124:49
    cousin that's all right how you doing suck spit ow Anonymous owl unless he said something terrible listen
    125:13
    dude I love that you're doing work unless someone says something terrible don't ban them okay the the like anti-semitic stuff is fine but that literally could have just been a troll who made a quick fake name do you own a pinball machine I do I have 12 machines at my studio but I like to go on location first time viewer this is cool do you talk to the owners before you stream you have to Sean absolutely have to talk to the owners first so I do have I have Machines of my own but you if you're going to stream on location you have to ask permission for each of his usernames
    125:55
    give it well I'll I'll tell you some of my some of my like Subs who are now regular people started off as trolls that you just talked to hey dead flip who made that shirt dad I love it you can buy this at Target it is
    126:22
    morona some people are just confused man yo wet butt disease what's up stud Sean thanks for the follow buddy I appreciate it you the real MVP all right we're trying to get through all these damn fights here I just screwed
    126:43
    myself I SL your face okay this is good I don't have a smart punch we freaking nailed it boys there's the
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    raid raid remember those commercials with the Cockroaches that used to yell raid
    127:11
    raid so here's the deal with this multiball literally everything's blinking what the [ __ ] do you shoot
    127:20
    for absolutely everything's blinking what what is the ja jackpot here dead donger likes wearing them hipster shirts top button yo JC what's up buddy thanks for coming yo we got a ball stuck
    127:39
    somewhere please oh my God I'm waiting for someone to like creep up next to me and just get karate kicked in the
    127:48
    mouth this is kind of unfair because one of the balls is stuck oh that was almost both balls which would have solved my
    128:11
    yeah good I actually needed that to drain Max at 50k that sucks it's garbage money here we go sco
    128:26
    I'm the uh crazy person at the bar yelling at himself call an attendant nah man just get your money get them points he's going to turn he's got the ball on his fist we do this to shake it Loose boom Ball's
    128:49
    ours drop catch into the lock one more and this p goes ballistic
    128:57
    JC thanks for coming all right here we go we need one more lock for multiball go for the door yeah that was just a frenzy I guess it's a multiball where everything's worth like a little bit of cash so not not really a fan the ramp oh [ __ ] why did I shoot for the ramp I don't need it we're going this will help us get some health to start our next fight
    129:35
    see it lagged out there man it lagged out [Music] nowes the kid I will now punish you for disturbing his block up kid oh I will say bye to your block
    129:59
    idiot oh that was my bad that was a face hit yeah this [ __ ] needs to stop
    130:16
    I the mini games in this this game's awesome man I would love to have this at the studio if any of you own this machine bring it to my
    130:33
    studio so this this is all terrible money that we don't need like look it's not worth anything it's worth like absolute
    130:44
    garbage so we're going to drain these and just keep going how long do you usually need to play a table to understand it it depends on the game uh older games are more easy to get a grasp of okay so now I need to start a fight is what you're telling me and we got a lot of health so um let's go for body [Music] bag why do I say body
    131:11
    bag but there's also a lot of resources on the internet to learn how to play pinball machines pin tips.net can I it lagged again dude what the freak okay we got to start a
    131:29
    fight just live to start a [Music] fight here comes a pub champ fight pin tips.net hello I'm and these are do I have a smart
    131:51
    punch are you [ __ ] okay you didn't see that coming did you that's a knck f you're done idiot you done it okay now we can get cash fights now we can get cash fights oh [Applause]
    132:19
    [ __ ] did it just keep giving raids what the hell money get out of here no one wants you all right here we go nice I'll come watch more often hell yeah JC thanks for coming man it means a lot to me I appreciate it so now we need to start a fight so body bag oh my God the multiballs are everywhere right now I am feeling no pain me too buddy me too so we got a stuck ball which is [Music] good now here's the here's the problem we're going to encounter is we're about to start doing cash fights this is where you can either make a butt load of cash or or lose your ass what's up [Applause] [Music] bogy Barfly null Patrol what's up [Music]
    133:37
    buddy okay live live [Music] yes okay so we're going to try to shoot this jackpot here get that purse value up baby
    133:54
    yes so we're going to we're going to postp pass to try to get this jackpot never
    134:05
    mind you'll be sorry when I vomit you'll be sorry when I vomit there it
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    is I honestly didn't even know pinball like this was on Twitch yes Sean uh we were one of the first man absolutely [Music]
    134:25
    we're definitely the biggest pinball stream on Twitch that's for sure but there's a lot of great people streaming on
    135:28
    well see you all right uh the game's having a bit of an issue he just needs to rotate so that the ball comes
    135:40
    out he's holding he's literally holding the ball play the hoodie uh
    135:50
    to call me in the morning shoot again don't I'm holding a the stairs kid got him boys how do I play [Music]
    136:10
    poker Full House multiball multi raise your arm up and scream tech there is no Tech here ladies and gentlemen if this game shuts if this game has a gamebreaking problem we uh we turn into an IRL drinking stream which is uh you know it's like an escalator turning into stairs that's not a problem
    136:41
    maximum watch out I'm not hitting the freaking game I'm going to hit the game
    137:04
    [Applause] potato [Applause] Delux okay so the game 100% has no idea what the [ __ ] going on cuz I still have two balls please do not drain me and now for the ultimate challenge is it start ultimate Challenge or win ultimate
    137:44
    Challenge what the mother [ __ ] [ __ ] just happened what just happened
    137:59
    [Music] well we started it PSP gamer for 6 months in a row working as intended thank you for maintaining your membership to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up uh I recommend everyone go outside write the name Champion Pub on a piece of paper right crumple it up light it on fire take the ashes and shove them up your
    138:37
    here like the game the game's not I have full health there's nothing to do the game doesn't [Music] know sounds like fun what up loud thud
    139:05
    pis cups there we go Tas what's up [Music] BB are you saying I shouldn't talk like that because we have viewers I will tell everyone to shove something up their
    139:19
    ass fight okay you guys just [ __ ] screwed each other bro dip dip it's boy it's counting the
    139:43
    [ __ ] this machine is confused right now [Music] oh my God this game is so freaking confused right now it's blowing my mind someone's triggered well you started it what the game after this game Power Cycle I think so that was a check [Music]
    140:21
    okay I'm con confident we would have won that oh I'm so pissed confident we would have won
    140:35
    here light pokon knite see it's not lighting anything it's not lighting modes you see how it said light poker knite nothing's
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    blinking get back in there kid that didn't that wasn't poker night the game my name is Mr
    141:00
    snub welcome to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and bust up if you could show some love in chat for my name is Mr snub how the hell are you buddy command not found all right my name is Mr
    141:25
    [Applause] Mr uh okay you're misses [Music] sorry way to go all right who else wants this um let's give this
    141:48
    know Tess think you think you've trolled me enough one more garbage emote in my chat I'm going to ban you there you go [Music] sexy bam got him recovery what's up owl we're not done we got plenty more pinball and we're going to power cycle the game really [Music]
    142:18
    go I'm so it'll remember credits it will so I'm I'm actually maybe more pissed that we got to the the last thing we would have annihilated that internet we would have absolutely no not rip credits we're
    142:39
    good forehead one more time I dare you I dare you okay I mean sure why not so I get garbage [Music]
    143:15
    that that was my bad that was 100% me that was me don't don't do it my morale get back in there
    143:35
    K waa that slap save was gorgeous that one was pretty good jump internet there's three people in here
    143:53
    yeah barryman that's Joe S pinball Joe he cheated to get it ask him about it that's why the Tilt so tight on this game all right we're starting this over welcome
    144:10
    [Music] theion burp ripping pepperonis I'd be there Jack In a Heartbeat wait Crystal why aren't you here you Dill can I get can can everyone type slash me thinks crystal is a dill type slash me thinks crystal is a dill thank [Music] you we got it I'm sick again you Dill ripping pepperoni it's Crystal with a K oh my God close enough I love gu you didn't know you didn't know it's fine it made
    145:00
    it you can't hurt me give it I got you idiot I knew you can do it I failed poop we got the poop that was my dab We Are One colorful chat
    145:23
    I thought i' put a freaking ball in the shooter Lane I was about to just scream at the top of my lungs give me the spit boys give me the spit
    145:41
    boys thinks crystal is a dude it's Crystal with a yeah dude guys I love you Crystal you know I love you darling watch out watch out now see in that circumstance you should be able to nudge this game to get that into play it's a meme stop meming me
    146:10
    bro rest 21 with that hot sexy sub welcome to the league is that welcome back you're amazing and I love you ladies and gentlemen flip for some butts up for resp if you could show some love and this dong launch is for you
    146:31
    baby I got to learn to let go sooner I forgot how big my penis
    146:40
    is dead flip if they did that they wouldn't make much money oh yeah well you know money money's fun owl nomess with the dong la
    146:55
    all right I feel like we've forgotten what we're doing let's stick to it Rest by love you Budd hey
    147:12
    bad is bees just still number one on freaking twitch's homepage I'm going to have to have a conversation with uh partnership about this we've been screwed the last two times we've been on the
    147:25
    homepage you [Music] areed you're nice kid I see you still what I lost the fight I
    147:42
    barely drain I'm unplugging my butt maybe it's the diabetes diabetes welcome listen the HIV suit will never see the light outside of the studio getting screwed on the homepage I thought that was the other channel yeah uh join my ChatterBait account at least I didn't call him master pingpong that could that'd be bad
    148:16
    too the stairs kid jackp we don't need jackpots why am I shooting for that ah the Allure of jackpots is so freaking real it's nuts we don't need it we need we need bags we need bag [Music]
    148:46
    hits we need jump ropes flip kid flip the [ __ ] is ChatterBait uh uh uh it's the website you're watching me on right now right oh am I streaming on Twitch right now damn [Applause]
    149:06
    it all right F uh F [Music] uh can I have the ball whenever you're
    149:18
    [Music] ready thank you yo rest with the 25 boots thank you stud two of the channels on the front page have BRB screens God damn my
    149:42
    life we're being we're being trolled internet not hurting you too we're going to have a we're going to have a conversation with them that's Spirit are you dead yet dude now you're dead
    150:02
    [Music] kid talkative minnows H chat her bait is a fishing [Music] show the puck the puck [ __ ] dropped a second the puck I trusted the puck Jack's got amazing tip I have an amazing tip bro All Right Here Comes This is
    150:34
    it proper dong launch you're welcome start fight I'll take a smart punch I'll take a smart
    150:49
    go trusting pucks who does that I do baby your Stu this game's all about trust in the
    150:56
    [Music] puck all right steo you are going I'm taking your down buddy slingshot don't are you hitting on me so good we
    151:17
    always the I knew you can do it does this mean dinner's out of the [Music] question we have 283 Subs man I just spit on the pinball machine where some bad 9s music was playing at the bar um yeah that'd be fun what is in my back pocket ooh I have an iPhone cable well at least you won I threw a smart punch in last minute so I can get through it I got pucked I got pucked boys the puck the puck is the master
    152:03
    cuck man I'm getting drunk um someone remind me to complain to partnership tomorrow
    152:29
    no oh my god oh I'm going to kick somebody the puck all right here comes poker oh baby [Music]
    152:54
    this game might have the best jackpot call outs ever unless we're like trying to go for troll jackpot call outs then it's 24 24 has the worst I'll talk to my affiliate bot
    153:11
    [Music] [Applause] nice that was a that was a very that was a very Sly advertisement there ow I appreciate it but all right so
    153:33
    why I'm losing my mind here boys it's not a passo it's a shot damn those hit boxes on this the hit boxes World Poker Tour has great call outs yeah that's true look at this the game has no idea the game has no idea I do love music on this pin it is is pretty [Music]
    153:56
    good please America's Most Haunted callouts for the win I need to play that game again dude I got to play the game
    154:14
    again so what am I getting okay we're getting points per smack to the dude but unless it does something to progress our fights I don't really give a [ __ ] so we're gonna drain that hang on to this Rob Zombies Call outs are offensive yes also their their ball save animation is a pair of testicles being chopped off and one of the dangly testicles
    154:46
    lives yeah Scott Den's game is amazing guys am I getting too drunk to play this machine right now actually I think I'm just drunk enough to play Champion
    155:12
    D what's a call out um a call out is when it's like jackpot Super Jackpot go for the something it's just like a voice cue that the game spits out
    155:33
    testicles all right eie here we go I'm the fly just kidding out what did you see
    155:50
    that super cute is good but this game has octuple seple sex Tuple [Music]
    156:02
    jackpots one more and this goes you like the Scarecrow jackpot on Dark Knight nice
    156:12
    dude all right what do we got start a fight BB start a fight BB all right we'll take the cash oh that was a late
    156:31
    flip sex couple jackpot internet if you live in Chicago and you're trying to have sex with Jack danger and maybe his wife give us a holler you have my Snapchat I caught
    156:50
    that got it we got it bro OMFG Jack bad move the snaps won't stop now listen I've given my Snapchat out when we have had 5,000 people in this stream and no one touches my Snapchat nobody people are too [ __ ] lazy to troll outside of
    157:29
    twitch people are too lazy to troll outside of twitch you off you got it partner swapping already we have raid and multiball
    158:22
    well there goes that [Music] ball you catch spit better than you are when you're I'm a good spit catcher buddy don't don't tell my wife all right uh we need another fight so back to the
    158:48
    bag wow that multiball just saved our freaking bills dude Irish jig
    158:58
    music just saved her butt any Strat with multiball uh typically you want to while the ball save is going on um shoot at all the danger shots that you can and then once the ball save is off you want to trap up by cradling as many balls as you can and playing with one ball at a time I embar myself again and ball is very innuendo based and I'm I'm not trolling you you want to cradle all the balls you can and then play with one at a [Music]
    159:37
    time um one [Music] two what was I doing why what what was I even it doesn't matter our purse is worth 20 freaking million points that's
    160:07
    huge don't oh thank goodness pay the most attention to one ball at a time yeah
    160:14
    absolutely but while you're ball save is going which means you can drain and they keep coming back play all day just flip all of it but if you want to be
    160:31
    life what's up girl I think we put too many credits in this machine dad's been drinking again trevia questions for you pins with
    160:47
    staircases um get the extra yeah I don't know oh fun house and fun house oh was not paying attention fun house theater magic amh
    161:30
    now we got to get into a fight here kids all right that should we need two more
    161:39
    Health Frick brutal hard game this game is a punch on the D absolutely man oh my God don't be the end my man ball are we on three
    161:58
    [Music] speed bag has a much different meaning these days I don't want a smart punch
    162:13
    [Music] [Applause] man you know to be honest speed bag had that same meaning back when this game was
    162:53
    voices the kid you're going down jabberin you up some nice [Music] of aerodynamic pie how you doing
    163:10
    shot you speak that the p Shake It Off kid come on we'll get him next time
    163:32
    goodbye aerodynamic P just subed welcome to the league you're amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up aerodynamic pie if you could please um aerodynamic a drain was for you
    163:50
    buddy my God that sucks is that your Pub no we were at a just a local bar playing pinball good to see you kid a local bar playing the hottest pinball machine that involves fighting and drinking that has ever been made this is Champion Pub made by B um it's got great music and a crapload of toys where is this bar we are in Chicago Illinois ladies and gentlemen aerodynamic how you doing BB flippers and buts up for aerodynamic if you could we are in
    164:34
    USA if you want to buy that Pub for Jack I don't think you would mind there you go now I can enjoy pinball and high quality Bud emojis my man play The Old Dell version DW cloer you know what we have not played space KET yet on the stream and um I've been a streamer for almost 3 years and I'm surprised that we have not played space cadet yet watch out the SA
    165:19
    [Music] feels effing bad man feels effing real bad yo that tilt's good too I got to say my favorite what does tilt mean that means that you hit the game enough that it uh you got a few warnings and your third warning ends the game what's his toes what the heck is Tick you should PR that I destroy don't think that's allowed have you played Secret service I
    165:55
    have uh tilt command can also be used in many streams because being tilted is a thing um tilt is a thing in poker you freaking piece of
    166:08
    [ __ ] want me to show you a tilt there you go there's a tilt I'm losing my [Music]
    166:21
    mind should make a tilp animation no I should make a uh I'm going to go hang myself cuz this game is pissing me
    166:38
    [Music] go Crystal love you bb yo Z there what's up need more beer I got a whole beer sitting behind me I got to say watch out feel get back in there kid I'm your kid and you need some training I need training I need the til poob to not Ram
    167:16
    [Music] Bob that is not coming out internet this may have been the end of the stream oh the ball's
    167:28
    stuck okay um well I don't think anyone has keys here so we're going to have to just rattle it until it comes loose there we go went to a pinball Lounge last week they got revenge from ours dudes either that's a great game just followed awesome layout it's cool to see something unique on Twitch thank you buddy appreciate it Rover you're the best break the glass welcome the champion feity it's an excellent finishing move where everyone just has delicious food can I visit this place tomorrow yeah absolutely uh it is uh open tomorrow to be fair Jack how many tilt Bobs have you accosted well this is true Vu you are you're on the money buddy you are on the
    168:19
    money six health I'll take it it means we're just that much closer to a fight oh my
    168:28
    God you know I don't think I would want to own this game Space cadet's good hell yeah it's upside down [Laughter]
    168:41
    [Music] why uh by the way this game is on the pimble arcade if you guys want to check it out it's pretty cool
    169:07
    this game is I think some of my favorite animations and some of my favorite call
    169:14
    outs yo I'll tell you Nashville is getting uh a Barcade and yo I'm about to drop a a freaking oh my [Music] God I'm going to I'm going home no um Nashville's getting a Barcade called Headquarters which started here in Chicago and they're opening one in Nashville and I promise you you're going to love it yes hip smart
    169:49
    exactly wobber jaie this game is a a massive ball buster massive I mean I'm I'm at I'm at full chub right now dude wait is that what you're talking [Music]
    170:14
    about and now here we go Dan relax K you won't feel up there orake what you drinking uh I'm drinking Daisy cutter on draft oh my God okay stop holding the ball you
    170:44
    Dill got him got him I don't feel so good please don't drain oh my God dude Rover with the freaking twitch Prime sub welcome to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts if you could show some love in chat for that new sub hype enjoy those ridiculous buddy modes that we got buddy ion Rover you're the best seriously thank you so much for that support I love you um you know I'm send you some gross photos on Snapchat later or whatever whatever you decided to stream or uh subscribe for we'll figure it out
    171:25
    did you know that uh we had a clip actually we've had a couple eclips recently on the front page of some of reddit's biggest live stream fups because boy do we know how to get drunk and burn things on a pinball machine one spe [Music] back I'm going to knock this mfer out watch this nothing fight but who you are
    172:09
    suck give me the ball he's holding the [ __ ] ball he's holding the ball he's holding we lost this fight we lost this
    172:19
    fight I fuing you we lost this effing fight his face folks thank you for subscribing honestly if you didn't know if it wasn't for me literally like begging and screaming clawing and crying pinball would not be a channel on [Music] Twitch they did not see it as something that needed its own channel I contacted big bomb because twitch at the time was you or Giant Bomb because they were using Giant bomb's game database at the time uh and I was like yo you got to get pinball they're like sorry Pinball's taken by the Nintendo pinball all this stupid crap and it was a climb and my buddy lethal frag helped me get in touch with the people that I needed to yell at we designed the logo threw it at him [ __ ] nailed it y Rock I'll be hanging out in Nashville if you roll through yeah ion Rover so go to that headquarters that's opening up a good buddy of mine that's been on my show plenty of times his name's Richie is going to be a bartender there tell him you know dead flip and then slap him with the back of your hand make sure like one knuckle is out like this give him a little tap in the nuts and uh he'll buy you a
    173:37
    drink or you'll get kicked out of the bar I don't know now you're on the front page I am Davis what's up dude well the funny thing is about being on the homepage of twitch is it's a it's a thing you as a partner you apply for um but I am dude thank you man I appreciate it how are you by the way I am dude good to see you
    174:03
    bu okay go up the [ __ ] ramp what are you doing idiot in the
    174:18
    you his face hit the freaking idiot in his mouth that wasn't enough oh my God we're dead we're dead oh youat me okay that save that Save By the way DW what's up
    174:44
    B live catcho do you know if the headquarters there is getting pins from an operator I'm not sure blue Continental do not forehead
    175:02
    calculated I tried to get cocky and I [Laughter] Dr I'm all about the free booze I'll be heading there this weekend looking for Richie dude I'm telling you here's here's Richie okay look for a really tall dude short blonde haircut looks kind of preppy and he just walks around like this but he's tall and skinny and he walks like this because the [ __ ] breaks his arm every other uh month so his arms are all
    175:46
    trashed eigor bartender yes that's that's my buddy Richie he is he's igore igore Flip Flip Flip can't flip and jump and two and three and I'm and five and [ __ ] and I looked away got that naratu Vibe except for he's a tall blonde like Aryan Nation looking freaking dude oh Andy
    176:22
    get in there yeah flip K flip here we naratu I'm jumping without looking oh that worked out pretty well actually you know that like Hitler vampire sort of thing come on don't watch out me this game has been up my butt all night dude Drummond thank you for uh posting that
    177:04
    dude I don't want to wait for to be over jumping all around all right here comes the defeat of the last mode in this game are you
    177:16
    ready if I win this internet if I win this I'll take my shirt off if I lose everyone that isn't a sub has to sub wait did I get that
    177:33
    backwards no that was right but I'm skipping this this game here this game here is not what I want yo nine what's up all right I need I need a big chug of my beer first
    177:51
    how dark does it look in here is it pretty dark it's pretty dark right yo you like this Champion Pub overlay here from The Wizard modes from pimble arcade you [Music] should uh internet follow me on Twitter it's where I post all my naughty photos uh and Instagram yeah we're off the front page we should be off the front page anyway I would imagine [Music] boom boom oh what the hell thanks for uh thanks for sharing my tweet there pimp kid cool appreciate
    178:36
    it see uh favoritism all right here we go and got it that was the most elegant beer chug I've ever seen R her back uh I said chug didn't I all right we'll get there
    179:00
    dude my dick is such you know what let's get home and listen to my dick right we'll get back to the studio listen to a few of my dick
    179:19
    songs we are out credit thought the follow command was an everyone command it should
    179:33
    was we can definitely make it an everyone command that's for sure because my dick my dick is on your dick fellow it's follow with an a follow his face this game has it out for me dude finish him off well we didn't uh okay well we won that fight not
    180:11
    happens that was the most angering scy I've ever seen I'm sorry scy internet can we get a hashtag uh third wave in chat
    180:33
    [Music] please it should be five cool skip welcome to Champion kid is it $1 per game no it's 50s real big typo how much change do you have on you uh uh I asked for $7 worth of quarters and we would still be playing on like $2 if
    181:14
    that I thought PL I thought plunge was enter I'm Dr internet I'm drinking I'm
    181:25
    drinking internet I'm drinking I've never been so pissed oh my God the royal flush boys that [ __ ] was Royal
    181:42
    AF [Music] standing that's it F I don't think I've ever seen JD this upset about a pin since I can't remember this game is like driving me nuts dude you should that I destroy you [Music]
    182:12
    Qui hell yeah I am that's awesome did they uh did they say anything to you the jump rope was a [ __ ] smart punch skill shot is Handy if you're going for Knockouts yeah totally the the combo for [Music]
    182:36
    it and you're dead you it little extra little extra Gusto there for you in your
    182:47
    face jumping rope in this game is basically these [ __ ] as jumping rope IRL um internet I got a I got a question okay I have a fully charged phone which means I can Uber home should we just have once this stream's over an IRL drinking stream I caught that ooh we good yeah drum this game oh my God this game oh there's a free game
    183:23
    because you're drunk you're drunk is a tilt I dare you I'm here for actually I don't know what I'm here
    183:36
    for came for the pinball stayed for the wait why the hell am I still here don't do it don't ruin yourself tomorrow but what's tomorrow wolf what do I have planned for tomorrow I need to watch something other than TV will you came to the right spot Crystal uh I will say that all this Daisy cutter has been putting me I'm like Yeah tomorrow's hump day tomorrow's drinking day I think we might do more uh G fli and flab di
    184:14
    Dabber you [ __ ] what mate you [ __ ] what why am I watching this well large Shaw I'll tell you um one it has to be my amazing shirt which you can pick up a Target if you if you really want it okay number two um you know I have I have a large uh uh peanut uh uh uh
    184:46
    [Music] inseam come on come on what a ball buster game this game is like hurting my feelings dude pour one out for Richie yo Richie's a [ __ ] Richie if you're watching I Love You shirt looks like bats I know dude that's why the shirt's so [Music]
    185:13
    dpb Benny bean bag is that a Halloween shirt pinball with Richie will be awesome I love Richie we need a shirt
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    closeup yeah folks make sure you're clipping [ __ ] because I take a handful of the best Clips at the end of each month and make a hot video out of it the RS are back I like Richie you know what no you're not allowed to like Richie you either love them or you've slept with them too many times I'm kind of like right in
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    [Music] between I'm telling you yo the shirt morona get the [ __ ] a Target
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    by the way all pinball that you see here has been pre-recorded I'm just I have a live camera here of me just standing here um thrusting into a a uh what are those things called uh Fleshlight uh
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    what we're off the homepage right yo dead flip says use a [ __ ] you know what tell Richie I called him a [ __ ] you know what he'll say he'll laugh first off he'll laugh secondly he'll give you his phone number jack looks like he's been drinking Jason what's up buddy uh I've had a few uh beers in my [Music] time it pretty little
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    St yes you're off the home PL Plage dad's been drinking again public feels drunk man stream always gets blue you mean [Music] sad damn you baited me you ja baited me what was I going for you tell me I don't know remember when I had that Royal flesh I threw it away like a
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    [ __ ] oh like blue balls yes got it when you hear the fly you are supposed to hit the punch button oh really Vu um I will not be able to remember that gas but I will try clever attack I am too fast the you are a good punch
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    thrower you done it oh the what the [ __ ] it's oh my god did I teach teach you that Vu um you know what this old drunk brain it ain't what it used to be they Soul drunk brain it ain't what it used to
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    here so this caps out at 50k we're just going to drain it cuz that's stupid here we go um lock is lit fam can I get a lock is lit but with like the fire
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    please you keep sucking my friendship out of my body flip J
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    [Music] who even plays pinball right the worst wiener thank
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    you walk is lit hello dead flip nice to see you again yo Zaron what's up buddy but with the fire thank you aerodynamic you shitthead finish
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    so trust me do it trusting this Puck is spooky because uh internet It's so dead in here the bartender is not even here I'm 100% all alone in this SP
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    po yourself a drink my man dad's been drinking free beer okay we got to train we got to train on the back here
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    boys doesn't mean can't fight kind of Hur up yo zaren 2005 with that hot twitch Prime sub arino zaren welcome to the league buddy you're amazing ladies and gentlemen show some love in chat please flippers and butts [Music] up let it be known Zaron I love you stud thank you so much
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    man assuming gender in 2017 [Music] so we have one we're on to the last fight he let go both of the balls let go of both balls guys someone's been kidnapped
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    what all right we got to start a fight here kids good God man what's up BLC what happened did I miss something [Music]
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    can someone type exclamation point league for me I want to see how many Subs we have cuz I think with like the BS Subs that we get from uh twitch staff that are allowed to sub for free I think we might
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    286 you guys are so crazy thank you honestly I'm in love with all of you do you even write I don't write nothing man you think Prime counts towards the stats it does watch out watch out I will
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    [Music] welcome back that was the most [ __ ] up [ __ ] seriously that if I was I okay let me you know let me say what I was going to say first and then I'll rephrase it if I was paying to play these games I would be pissed and call somebody dude
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    Kao starfish just subscribed Kao welcome to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for Kao if you could please show some love and chck kaigu you know I'll send you those dirty Snapchats later dog you know yeah that's how he said and uh I'm ready I'm ready to reveal the uh the secrets of how to get better at pinball and it is uh genital related we we'll get you there buddy it's going to be great Kaiu thank you so much honestly thank you so much for the support I love you damn I've been drinking uh frick I'm a little lit here boys flippers and butts up wants you to succeed JC I appreciate it dong flip so here's what we're going to do we're going to get through the fights I believe in the power of uh your energy given to
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    me I'm going home how many beers in well it's okay it's a combo because these beers are strong if you reveal it it won't be a secret well it'll be a secret to you guys because this is between me and my boy kagu can we live in whatever think's
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    aerodynamic sh the center drains are becoming hello either my hand slipped up Jack's gone hippie on us so much vodka he speak Ukrainian now
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    [Music] spadi early White Castle incoming let me tell you about where we're at right now folks um usually when we're streaming at my studio we could have a drunken White Castle stream you know we'll walk to White Castle on the way home um we are so absolutely far from
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    home that is couldn't even possibly begin to happen unless that walking stream was like a 3-hour walk I mean if that's what you want but I got all my gear with me so that's probably not going to
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    [Music] boys 3our IRL [Music] hike oh my God I panicked get the Uber guia Burger
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    [Music] though oh my Lord hold on I got to do something [Music] I got a reply to [Music] this how do you spell favoritism [Music]
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    v v for my man life is not fair sometimes thank you Vu favoritism favoritism uh internet how many how many quarters do you think it takes to fill up a uh a a a typical troan condom
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    [Music] asking for a B here I thought you were going to say pinball machine a typical what $20 worth okay cool my man extra got that EB without even looking
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    Studley get in get [Music] in depends on how the stairs
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    financially yeah cuz then you'll start like I mean if you don't got the cash you start putting in quarter sideways and you know I get it I get it man we've all been there is this Robert sting gear they stretch a lot well I've never seen a condom before so I would or a naked human being before what did I miss Scot Deni how are you are you going to bang someone with a okay sorry I asked uh the answer is yes ion Rover
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    out oh my God my life Scott Deni there you go dude Scott heart I love you internet if all if any of you are here in chat that are unfamiliar with my stream I'll tell you uh Scott Deni in chat there um developed his own pinball machine and recently sold the production rights to that machine to a company to actually have it made the guy's a monster
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    nobody is here cool okay okay you know what then I'm just going to take my pants off and uh show this game what's
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    up on a on page two I can find out how many eight balls of meth in 1 oce okay what the hell are we talking about now that's awesome hell yeah and honestly the game that he made oh it's so good and if you want see me play it I've streamed it once before but the updated version of the game will be streaming on the 12th of this month Tas with the swag thank you for posting that
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    dude pinball or hangover [Music] Bowl fingers crossed for a six [ __ ] favorite table doesn't exist iron Rover uh because my favorite pinball machine is typically whatever one I'm playing uh cuz it it's all mood based for me sometimes I want to play a game that doesn't have any rules pinball and cheap Malt Liquor this is important see wet butt do heas know what's up what I miss your
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    voice [ __ ] my butt my Labowski is just average when am I going to be able to play your Labowski
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    buddy uppercut no pain pinball or Shuffle deck but disas has a voice yeah and it's a good one I'm drunk which helps dude me too did I drink all my beer already [ __ ] actually I drink up look at this look at this [ __ ] there you go I helped it out here comes the highest score you've ever seen in your life you just like my laugh I do you got a good laugh dude you really
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    do you actually have an incredible laugh all right door nailed it check this out it's going to be start fight now when we start the fight just kidding it's six Health uh that's what I that's what I
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    said I let machine gun enter ass did you see that tilt warning and I did not even touch the game
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    life yo flipper BB what's up you have 100 points all right there's bonus multiplier n flipper BB how you been Buddy oh flipper BB with 100 bits thank you bud I appreciate
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    it okay three of a kind how did you go about getting your stream setup in the bar um I contact the owner ahead of time to let him know that I'm coming uh typically they want to know that you're coming going for the records yeah right vu 100 points ball
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    one fight all right we got a fight going right here would you rather be stuck in a porta John with the F that smells like [ __ ] or a fat pig that smells like [ __ ] ready to lose [Music]
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    what both man can I have them both in therez that'd be a hilarious story to
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    tell Australian you were knocked out cuz I tilted while fighting P you you would take the pig over the hum
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    man depends on how aggressive the fat guy ision yeah what if there's no
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    aggression game is hard press button hit L shot what butt disase I'll tell you something first off suck my butt second this game is difficult man to do what we're trying to do oh my God I'm drunk
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    least favorite table no I love this game for is difficulty for
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    that would you rather show and tell your internet history or your toilet leftovers I mean sting here I'll tell you something man I seriously have like zero shame and you are more than welcome to see the creepy stuff I love to look at on the internet toilet leftovers every
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    time Big Buck Hunter gorgar or Gold Strike really um I you know what's funny about Big Buck Hunter is I appreciate the hilarity of that machine
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    my life is toilet leftovers My Life um bo bo [Music] bo toilet leftovers I'm not going to eat that you're welcome to it
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    damn we almost hit it we almost hit [Music] 21 you like gorgar gorgar is interesting gorgar
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    hurt it's the first speaking pinball machine would you rather engage in a ious roach stew snack or invest in toilet friend Munchies Stinger can I ask you something man can you always be in my chat room [Music] always always what's a royal flush is that a toilet
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    thing Ladi black hole or haunted house um I'd say haunted thankful this searates us ow that's what I did with Iron Man we hated that game so we bought it what's his toes what's failfish
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    buddy this game what's wrong B you disgust me stop holding the ball oh my oh my God are you in a restaurant I'm new true Hunter uh no we're at a we're at a
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    bar gives Jack the thumbs up my man see it held the bar it held the ball while I was in a fight not good bro not good that was [Music]
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    interesting I'm in a butt is it your bar are you streaming from a laptop I'm streaming from a laptop true Hunter laptop stream Marino and let it be known if you're going to stream on an establishment uh pinball machines you have to ask them first because it looks really bad if you don't is it awkward since you're just talking to yourself it is well it was at first I really don't give a [ __ ] anymore would you rather pet a porcupine or play Minecraft with you know I don't know who super Kai 64 is should I know who that
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    is is a dedicated Wham kid what is a Wham kid oh my God my life
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    that's all one mine con cringe nowes hey look the wiggling is back um what's it say are you okay buddy came in here holding your head I want to make sure you're all right you're losing this one kid come
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    on drunk dads remember drunk dads it's my comedy trooping have you ever wanted to take like a punch in the dick oh my God
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    playing rocket League why are you fail fishing dude is rocket League get to you buddy I love rocket League that game also confuses me good to see does the bar own any more pins yes to my left is a fun house to my right is a Creature from the Black Lagoon to its right is a Party Zone up upstairs ladies and gentlemen I dong
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    watched upstairs is a bug's bunny a Gilligan's Island and a sea witch take some shots I don't need them bud I'm feeling pretty lit ever wanted to get a punch in the chck it doesn't hurt but it's what's underneath it hurts fun house over creature from Black Lagoon Al Anonymous here's the thing sewitch is a beautiful game it's a game that plays good it sounds good it is what it is was ffing that bad toilet dude hell yeah um I just want to make sure you're okay B
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    uh creature is one of those games that you can let my dick doesn't know how to plunge you can love it but like you can't play that game all day it is a fun game like I love it like I love Stargazer it's so good xplit true Hunter you don't like xplit
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    have oh ow you know what I want I want a joust I can stream with some friends
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    ladies I don't know how but my 2 megabit internet on Brazil is playing the stream in high quality real time it's because large Shaw you found what you've been looking for this whole [Music]
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    time also I recently went through and changed all my encoding settings so that uh I talked to some texts at twitch to make this stuff um easier on your end and hopefully it is and it's also easier on my end which is
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    great secrets secrets interet you what mate you [ __ ] what dead flip silver ball museum has several head-to-head pins come visit New Jersey again on your wedding anniversary or something okay sounds good
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    what I mean it's not like there's any other pinball streams in New York oh um internet we're just trolling uh sweet Jou have you seen a Jou before what butt disease holy [ __ ] dude can I get some donate to kids please uh with 1,000 bits man you're a beast ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up if you could I love Steve Bowen honestly have I've played pinball with him and it's impossible because he's a a master he's a
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    god also Steve Bowen uh gave me credit in the uh pinball dictionary for creating everybody out of the pool did you know that internet did you know that check out the pinball dictionary now Steve's my BFF man I love that kid he's a [ __ ] Zen's awesome too wait Zen lives in New York whip up disease are you kidding I did not know Zen was a New [Music] Yorker my name is Dick I live on my dick I live on the Dick my name is Myck I live on the Myck floor
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    really Zen lives in New York huh I love getting drunk with Pinball live in Staten Island nice Stinger time to start a pinball stream dog let's go weip up disease thank you so much for those bits dude you are a golden god
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    balls I remember the day I met Zen he was wearing a Santa hat and screaming at the top of his lungs drunk out of his mind yeah Zenyatta Jesus Christ top
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    back you ever touch one pitball machine while touching another and get electrocuted just
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    happened ladies g007 what's up BB yeah I'm getting shocked fun house is not grounded or or uh Champion Pub's not grounded
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    I'll punch his jaw oh yeah you're winning the only real game Double Down Saloon has his X-Men really I mean X-Men's fine I knew you can do it I don't hate that game X-Men's pretty good I love getting drunk with Zen best quote of the
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    I got [Music] cheese oh my god oh my god dude yes my parents bar used to get shocked all the time I love
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    [Music] it how do I have an uneven amount of quarters unless this game ate one whatever zenat is probably the best balls in the business dude zenyatta's got the balls boys welcome to Champion put your arm across it yeah right
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    Tranquility Jesus Christ is P gu knows what OverWatch is climb the stairs
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    kid your moves are weak you're not fam anymore ah I want to heal badly but still prepended you know what dude no Zenyatta can do some freaking deeps man in the right hands that is a dangerous freaking character
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    there's a lot of pretending to heal that is for sure um yo you guys want to talk catching spit class yeah [Music] right who's your favorite healer in OverWatch to play if you play a
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    what was I shooting for there I don't know how to play P where's the puck where's the [ __ ] Puck where's the puck where's the
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    champion where's the puck boys yo how many people on Twitch are streaming a game they have to pay to play as they play it maybe you pay up front you
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    know where's the popcorn I don't heal but I have but if I have to Zen Anna's a fun healer but I'm definitely a uh a
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    Lucio but I play I do you guys want to know what I main I Main symmetra
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    suck my [Music] D that's one I got Che M could you please stream Doctor Who I could you guys want to see a doctor who I usually avoid that game because uh I can't find in a circumstance where I'm able to stream it for 4 hours and it doesn't
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    break casuals junkrat try hard Mercy Flex yeah I like to play Soldier Lately Miss zombie soldier's fun Have you ever streamed Black Knight 2000 oh yes in fact um I could stream it again if you guys want to see some black knight
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    kid wait retrocade you have a doctor who [ __ ] I might have to come out dude you know what retrocade I'm not even going to lie it did not even dawn on me to come out to your place to stream how is your Wi-Fi and if it's bad how is your cell reception cuz we're streaming off of a mobile Wi-Fi Hotpot right now why no forehead Because I Said
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    So if Jack streamed Doctor Who I'd melt in my chair gross Miss zombie I love you bub hope your little ones are doing okay my daughter is maybe the cutest child that's ever been created yes five heads please um can I ask you all to play Rock Paper Scissors in chat you know just say say either rock paper or scissors against each other and if the person underneath you did not win then you get to go again uh I have to pee good luck
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    [Music] I all right who won piss break okay uh did you guys know and this came up in Discord um but are you familiar with a band called kill switch engage L God damn it why do I lean in with my dick to plunge the [ __ ]
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    ball kill switch engage and I have the same manager if you're uh familiar with that band get back in there kid so the company that manages kill switch in a shitload of other bands uh manages me and I'm the only actor Talent on their
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    roster and I just drained cuz I wasn't paying attention all right this is my last credit did you touch their boob or something yes I touched their
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    Boot and for some reason it didn't dawn on me until like yesterday that what does that have to do with rock paper scissors you [ __ ] uh we got to start getting these bands on my show
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    I'm hungry do you guys want to see a you guys want an IRL eating and drinking stream I'm not even kidding I'm
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    [Music] starving this game Life pinball bans to post on Twitter wait live pinball bans to post on Twitter what live pinball bans to post on you're you're either drunk or I'm drunk or both and I can't read what's going on flipping Fargo how are you bb all right let me put another let me put some more charge on my phone [Music] here I don't have my tripod but we'll figure it out can't flip on an empty stomach this is true I mean I have been and I'm wasted I'm wasted bands on dead flip sweet I agree but like real band that' be that oh my God watch out I saved if this thing tilts don't keep my memories don't ask thank you uh Dropbox you don't have to start up every time I plug in my effing phone you [ __ ] never listen to diantward dude Jezebel diantward I have been a fan of since their Inception and in fact I was also a fan of their band before Dian were they dressed up in only business suits go check that [ __ ] out um I even have a photo of me with diantward where I was eating sushi with them uh where is that is this the thing Ace hi wait 9 10 there's no Jack I [ __ ] suck at poker boys
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    you guys need to listen to Tommy cash dude Tommy cash is too much man that kid's dope though I got a photo of me eating sushi with uh dord where could I find that it's on Facebook somewhere um it's me with Ninja and Yolandi and uh DJ their Dj High-Tech at the time internet I I just want to say something what you know of me right now on the internet doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of what I do and where I am and where I go and who I
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    [Music] go Jack is my favorite drunk dad uh I remember the photo is it's on Facebook it's on
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    Facebook I think you freaky and I like you a lot I think you freaky and I like you a lot best DJs ever truly yo hip smart thanks for the bits can't wait for the book someday you know my twitch name not my story exactly internet except for a lot of you know some of my stories that's for sure sorry finish him off pun his job you done it will I thank you freaky and I like you a lot truly I cannot wait to tell my daughter the story of how I met her mother when she's old enough to understand and possibly be embarrassed by that story cuz it's so good oh did you see that catch extra ball did you see that [ __ ] catch
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    two boo my man thank you for the bits John Cena so I never get to hang out with John Cena but my mom had a threesome with the Road Warriors when I was a young
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    lad who did I get to meet though I met uh the dude from New Day who's also a big Video Game Nerd why did I choose
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    Million Austin um Austin Austin his name's Austin Austin something it's my last credit so I got to make it worth weird that you know that nah [Music] man I hung with less than Jake real big fish and I remember boozing with ghosto killer a long time ago you can you can do it Jack it was Jack Black that met Dian not you uh
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    photo that ain't it I hung out diantward before ninja got 16 tattooed on under his eyes man I'm telling you I will scroll down I'm wearing a maroon shirt and we're eating [Music] sushi it was after I had a threes Sim with it the threesim part may be made up maybe I SL your
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    face oh finish don't hold the ball oh God thank you yo Mighty squirrel with the bits thank you sexy appreciate it bub suck my oh we have an extra ball okay
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    wo jack isn't drunk he's not wearing a chair yet uh to make a box for it dude guys guys I drink too much I have a problem my drinking stream has a pinball [Music] problem it's not even a Stern box or ladder dancing yet it's
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    true not [Music] good finish him off hit again no you
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    kid that just saved my ass spamming my smart punch started multiball by defeating him that was the freaking play of the century right there boys
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    what we should play some diant to next time you stream nice J doctor found some blood in his alcohol
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    ready oh got stuck again are these seagulls on your shirt or
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    [Music] Albatross G boys we go boys gos for Life goldface killer just Spin and give me the ball you dildo swallows oh my God
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    this multiball is ready so we're going to start poker Knight dude Rey welcome back to the league your amazing ladies and gentlemen flippers and butts up for my boy Roy show some love I didn't F show some love and chat for Roy please I love you buddy thank you so much man I appreciate the support dude
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    cool sup dudes what's up gory Rory what time is it right [Music] now Roy you're a beast man thank you so much dude Roy with the hot submarino flip some
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    to all right it's going to hold both of my balls you [ __ ] D thing on you 9:00 p.m. cool bar closes at 9:30 so I got to get out of here wait the bar closes at 9:30 where am [Music] I time to grab a Burger we'll just walk across the street to McDonald's with all of my gear in my phone what what am I hold on what exactly what but disas you know that gift of that chick uh that older lady making the that face and she doesn't have teeth and it's like what
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    in there kid I got 10 million points for that holy [ __ ] here we go we're the best worst video mode ever I I mean I don't hate it
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    mouth like a barcode what is that what the [ __ ] does that even mean that girl got a mouth like a b c she missing lots of teeth like she I see Pop ch [Music] oh punch his face this may be our last game internet finish v
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    raar wait thanks for the other day the advice of getting a stream going there you go flipping yeah flipping if you have any any ever have any questions just uh give me holler man I'm I'm always happy to help as
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    outstanding there's no post there let's call for dead Cal I got a drone I haven't played CP for a while is there normally a a lightning stand up there should be retzel um there should be that's why I've had some stupid drains cuz uh I think I see it up out of the like bottom of my eye but it's not
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    Flipping yeah gory what do you need man I'm putting streaming on pause until I get it nice uh-oh Rudy's poop Rudy's
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    here come on catch the spit [Music] a dick remember about two weeks after foring that River yeah dentary is a [ __ ] man don't get it though Dent is bad for you from what I
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    heard proven formula Vu got to have them cat photos beer I took my hand off the game yay kitties dude cats are great Jack I've shown your April highlight video to many it's the big
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    hit I thought it worked out pretty well [Music] oh [Music]
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    [Music] they unplugged the router