Oh, as we listen to the relaxing sounds of Ja Rule from the 90s, I'm going to recount a journey that happened over like only about four days, if you can believe it, between myself, my wife Monica, Multiball Monica we call her, and two of the Spooky Crew, Spooky Luke and Morgan, better known as Squirrel, at SpookyFootball.com. on an adventure throughout Europe. It was fun. It was so great. I want to cover this trip report for everybody. I want this to serve as a source of, number one, entertainment. Number two, inspiration. To try to get more people out to Europe. It's incredible. We've been going for like 20 years now, over about six, eight trips or so. And so this was the first time for the Spooky Crew. So it was fun to take some people to Europe who had never been before. So I want this to inspire and also encapsulate and chronicalize all the fun stuff that we got into. because it was plum wild. Okay, I'm going to start with what the basis of this trip was. The European Pinball Championships were going on in Volklabruck, Austria, right? Right in the middle of the country, a medium-sized city. You know, not quite big enough for a Costco, but big enough for maybe a small university. And anyway, Stefan from RS Pinball, he's a big distributor, man. This guy has got contracts that I am envious of. Essentially, like, every European pinball machine from the U.S. goes through him and then out to sub-distributors. So he gets a piece of everything, man. I don't know who his agent is, but I want to hire them. Anyway, so he hosts the European Pinball Championships that take place in this town, in this ice arena that they, of course, clear the ice out. And then it's, I don't know, 350 pinball machines or so. A pinball machine from every company is there, like every JJP, every Spooky, every Pinball Brothers, every what the hell is Mike from Home Pin. Every Home Pin is there. Every Stern is there. Cool homebrew stuff. It's nuts. and they also do this championship there. Jeff Teolis was out there. David Van Ness was out there. I'm sure there was tons of other top-level players that are all out there. So the idea was Stephan had reached out to the Spooky Crew saying, why don't you guys come out to this event? I distribute for you guys. You guys haven't ever been in Europe. Come make an appearance. And they were like, bet. And then they thought about it for a minute, and they were like, hey, Don, would you guys want to go too? And I was like, let's see, pinball, Europe, yes. and yes, yes, yes, I would love to go. Thank you so much. So we were invited. I happen to have the time off as well. And so the plan was for, you know, a quick weekend trip, you know, like three days. I think, you know, fly out on a Thursday or fly out Wednesday, land there Thursday, an overnight flight to Munich, Germany. And then it's about a two and a half hour drive from there to Vokalbrook. You could also fly into Vienna, Austria, but then it's like a three and a half, four hour drive. So this Munich was a little bit closer. And there's direct flights from Chicago. The plan would be to land there Thursday, go to the event Friday and Saturday, fly home Sunday. And I'm like, that's kind of a short time. But you know what? Heck it. Let's do it. So nonstop flight from Chicago. We all met there. We left in the afternoon Wednesday and just were splendid flight. These guys bid for an upgrade and got it, the lucky bastards. And so they got to fly business class lay flat seats for the eight-hour flight from Chicago to Munich overnight, which I was a little bit jelly of. I also bid, but, you know, I mean, I put in, like, the minimum bid, so I didn't get it. It was about $800 or so, or 800 euros, so it might have been, like, $150. It's a little bit pricey, but then, you know, these seats go for, like, six grand sometimes, so it's not a bad upgrade. Anyway, it's luxurious, absolutely. We flew in Lufthansa, a 777 wide-body plane, very comfortable seats, even in economy class for us, full screen, and I love when planes, when I'm able to fly in them and I'm able to toggle through not only the map of where I'm at, where I'm going, where I've been, but also live camera feeds. And it had like five cameras on this plane, like one from the tail, from the vertical stabilizer, one from the undercarriage just in front of the front landing gear, one outside of either side of the plane, and then one straight down, like a Bombay door view. So this was great. So I'm sitting up there all night just like watching cameras while the sun was up. Otherwise, I was watching movies and things. I watched Dune, the new remake for the first time. almost all the way through. We landed, I saw, five minutes left. I'm starting to get it now. I think you would very much appreciate the Dune Pinball Machine more if you'd actually seen the new films, because I hadn't seen them, and I went to the launch of this thing, and like, I had nothing to connect it to. I would say that would be one good reason to go ahead, and even if you're not ready to release, at least let people know what the theme is going to be, so it gives us time to watch the movies or whatever before the game's released, so we kind of know were to meet you because they're talking to me about Fremen and the Shalabub and all this stuff. And it sounds as gibberish-y as it does, you know, without having anything to tie it to. So I understand the game more. Regardless, we landed. We got in a little half hour early. Shout out to Lufthansa. They were early on both flights. I think we landed just before 7 a.m. We picked up an Enterprise Rent-A-Car from the Munich airport. And then, you know, the plan originally, make our way to Völklobruck, be there for Friday and Saturday of the show, and then early drive back, our flight out was Sunday morning at 10 a.m., right, which was yesterday. All right, so I decided, hey, you know what, we're in Bavaria in southern Germany. I haven't been to this region of Germany before, and there are two things that I want to do if I ever go to that region, and one of those was Neuschwanstein Castle, which we did. The other one was to go ride this weird coaster called Hexenbezel, which is like a witch's broom, a really weird game you ride, a really weird coaster. It only seats one person. You ride in this plexiglass tube and then go through this course. It's very strange. We didn't do that. But we did do Neuschwanstein. So this castle is Mad King Ludwig's 18th century, 19th century castle that he built in the hills of Bavaria before he, like, was declared insane and drowned in a lake. This is, like, the fairy tale castle of Europe. It's more recent, right? It was built in the 1800s. So, you know, it's not, you know, totally medieval. But it's the best example of what you would expect a real-life Disney castle to look like. Take a look at it. New Schwanstein Castle, Bavarian Castle, most fairytale castle in Europe. Just Google any one of those things and this thing will come up. And you can tell where Disney took the inspiration for Sleeping Beauty's castle at Disneyland. And later on, pretty much every castle they've built around the world has taken some part of this one. This is like the fairytale castle up on a cliffside with a bridge, a waterfall, like the whole bit, man. And so it's like 22 euros to go to this thing. We didn't realize this, but there was a holiday that Thursday called Ascension Day, which is like the day of the feast of Jesus' ascension or some such. I don't think it's a really big holiday here in the U.S. I'm sure there's a fish fry somewhere, but it was over there. So when I looked at this castle originally, tours were 22 euros. Every time slot was open, and I was like, oh, we're not going to have any problems at all. two or three weeks ago I was like hey okay we should pick a time to get these tickets and everything was sold out until like 5pm and it's like I don't want to land at 7am sit around all day waiting for a 5pm castle tour this really sucks right well luckily I was able to find well Monica helped find another travel office that's run by a third party company in town that also sells tickets and they did have times available so we got ourselves a 2pm tour which was much better than 5 p.m. So we got the car. We had time in the morning. So we stopped at a European McDonald's. We tried all the cool, weird foods. We marveled at the great coffee and cafe setup McDonald's in Europe have. It's like they have a separate Starbucks counter inside of their McDonald's where you can get better coffee drinks and cake pops and chocolate croissants and good baked goods and things like cakes and all kinds of fun stuff. They're great, man. McDonald's is legitimately in Europe, a place where you can go and get a coffee and a cake and sit down and it's not terrible, right? So we all had fun on that. We tried to go over to an Aldi, but it was Ascension Day, so it was closed. I found this gas station car wash called WAP, and it was something in German, but it was W-A-P and it had a picture of a skunk, and I thought that was awesome. Maybe it was a raccoon. I took a picture of it and posted it. Genghis has been sharing that around.