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Cary Hardy analyzes six rumored 2026 Stern titles, questioning design choices and theme directions.
Star Wars (upcoming Stern title) is likely Episodes IV-VI rather than I-III or VII-IX because Stern already has licensing approval for originals and new Expression Light toppers/art blades are available for those episodes
high confidence · Cary Hardy cites existing licensing approvals, Expression Light topper artwork packages, and recently released art blades for Star Wars games on Stern website as evidence
John Borg is the designer for the upcoming Star Wars game
medium confidence · Cary Hardy states 'allegedly, John Borg' as designer; Borg previously designed Data East Star Wars (1990s) and original Walking Dead
The Walking Dead remaster will likely be based on comic books rather than TV show due to simpler licensing and creative freedom
medium confidence · Hardy speculates that comic book route avoids actor licensing complexity and references Metallica's black-and-white comic aesthetic as precedent
Pokemon will be Jack Danger's final design for Stern Pinball
high confidence · Cary Hardy explicitly states 'This will be his final cornerstone or his design in general from Stern Pinball of Pokemon'
Transformers is being designed by Brian Eddy
medium confidence · Hardy states 'Transformers is being done allegedly by Brian Eddy' and notes Eddy typically works with Dwight Sullivan
Fallout will likely be summer 2026 release with RPG mechanics familiar to designers from Dungeons & Dragons work
medium confidence · Hardy speculates Dwight Sullivan and possibly Keith Elwin based on their D&D experience with code mechanics
AC/DC remaster is likely because bands are seeing Stern's new system capabilities and requesting it
low confidence · Hardy speculates bands want remasters after seeing Stern's system improvements; not from confirmed source
Stern is prioritizing safe, recognizable licenses because they have large overhead and need to maximize machine sales
medium confidence · Hardy's analysis of Stern's business model and licensing strategy; his opinion based on pattern observation
“is it really too hard to believe that it could be the originals four five and six again is it really that hard to believe”
Cary Hardy@ 4:02 — Establishes reasoning for Star Wars being original trilogy rather than prequels/sequels
“I'm saying I'm leaning towards it being four five and six due to the fact for a couple of things one it would be the easy safe route they already got a licensing approval and everything cuz starting is gonna milk freaking Star Wars for as long as that cow is willing to disperse milk”
Cary Hardy@ 5:27 — Characterizes Stern's approach as risk-averse and focused on known properties
“I don't know a lot of people that were asking for a remaster of this, but technically no one was really asking for a remaster of Metallica either. They just did it kind of thing, and it went over very well.”
Cary Hardy@ 6:41 — Justifies Walking Dead remaster credibility by precedent with Metallica
“I feel like there's a lot more people into Pokemon than a lot of us realize. And that's because there's a lot of closeted Pokemon fanatics.”
Cary Hardy@ 10:20 — Commentary on Pokemon's hidden market appeal
“I definitely have more interest. In Fallout, out of all of these themes, for me, Fallout is more interesting.”
Cary Hardy@ 14:48 — Personal preference statement; indicates Fallout as standout from list
“I'm not exactly blown away with what 2026 is looking like when it comes to what Stern's working on at this point in time.”
Cary Hardy — Overall sentiment about rumored lineup; reveals disappointment with safe approach
business_signal: Stern's licensing and design strategy prioritizes safe, universally recognized IP over niche properties due to overhead requirements and need to maximize sales
high · Cary's analysis: 'Everything that's turned has to be something that everyone recognizes because they need to sell the most machines. They have the most to lose.'
community_signal: National Pinball Day celebration featuring Roger Sharp (age 77) on Cary Hardy's live stream, marking inaugural observance
high · Cary hosted Roger Sharp on Friday Night Live stream to celebrate his birthday coinciding with National Pinball Day
product_concern: Industry concern about Stern's creative risk-aversion and over-reliance on established, recognizable franchises limiting innovation and differentiation
medium · Cary's repeated characterization of approach as 'safe,' 'easy route,' and statement 'I'm not exactly blown away with what 2026 is looking like'
design_philosophy: Stern considering both TV show and comic/game source material adaptations for Walking Dead, Transformers, and Fallout; preference for non-television versions due to creative freedom and licensing simplicity
medium · Cary speculates comic books/games allow 'much more freedom' vs. actor licensing complications of TV adaptations; references Metallica black-and-white comic precedent
market_signal: PinQuest software promotion indicates growing competition in location management software with free trial incentives (promo code hardy_pq)
medium · Cary promoting first-month-free offer to encourage location adoption; describes PinQuest as 'very little known' and primarily Colorado-based
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“Everything that's turned has to be something that everyone recognizes because they need to sell the most machines. They have the most to lose.”
Cary Hardy@ 19:32 — Analysis of Stern's business constraints and licensing strategy
“This is why we don't get told what games are this far in advance. because then you're able to plan out which games you're going to buy and not going to buy.”
Cary Hardy@ 22:14 — Meta-commentary on why manufacturers limit pipeline transparency
personnel_signal: Jack Danger's exit from Stern Pinball (final design with Pokemon) signals potential creative staff transition
medium · Explicit reference to Pokemon as 'final design' raises questions about Danger's future role; speculates on whether he'll 'go out with a bang'
product_strategy: Jack Danger's Pokemon machine is explicitly stated as his final Stern Pinball design, potentially signaling designer transition or departure
high · Direct statement: 'This will be his final cornerstone or his design in general from Stern Pinball of Pokemon'
rumor_hype: Six Stern Pinball games rumored for 2026-2027: Star Wars (end of 2025), Walking Dead remaster, Pokemon, Transformers, Fallout, AC/DC remaster
medium · Sourced from Don Pinball's podcast; Cary acknowledges these are rumors and speculation but finds them plausible based on pattern analysis and existing licensing
sentiment_shift: Cary's enthusiasm for 2026 Stern lineup is notably lower than for concurrent Spooky releases, indicating competitive concern about Stern's creative direction
medium · Cary expresses relief about waiting for Spooky games: 'getting Spooky's next, and it looks like I should be good for a good long time'
business_signal: Stern reuses previously licensed IP (Star Wars, Walking Dead, Transformers, AC/DC) rather than acquiring new licenses, indicating cost efficiency and reduced risk
high · Four out of six games are franchises Stern has previously made; Cary explicitly states Star Wars benefits from already-approved licensing