You have one job, Twitch. Come on, buddy. You have one job. Let me get the internets going. But no. Blame Amazon. Blame Amazon. Guys, what the hell is up? Everyone's here. By the way, you monsters slated yesterday with those donations, guys. $1,200 in all. It was like $1,204 or like $1,214 or something like that. I'm not sure exactly what it was. It was great. Oh, dude, casually challenged. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Made it myself. Made it myself. Well, I made it myself. Ooh. Yeah, yesterday. Holy crap, yesterday. Yeah, guys, we made that $1,200. Damn, if I could do that every day, this would be all I would do. We'll just stream 10 hours a day. You guys give me $1,200 every day, and I think we'll be good. Yeah? Jaden, thanks for the host, man. I think that's fair. Vodon Jack's tattoo. What up, everybody? Hello, Foxy Grandpa. Good to see you. I moved the monitor a lot closer. So now when I'm playing, I'm like, oh, I can see what's happening out of the corner of my eyeball. For now, until we move machines and I've got to rethink hold him set up all over again. Every week. It's a new freaking thing. Ooh, wait. I can put the keyboard over here. Guys, science. We're doing this. So that'll look super sweet when I switch it. Holds the phone in place. Guys, it's working. No drop frame. Irish, good to see you. Tuesday is taco time. rises out of the mist. I have arrived. For I am Tuesday. And it is now the time for the tacos. Oh crap, what have I done? What have I done? You need a monitor inside your glasses. Yes, Google Glass. Um, I'm sorry, Siri, what was that? Your, your mom? What? That just means we can distract you in the middle of your ball. Yeah, no kidding. Crap. It's great. Listen, donation distractions are acceptable distractions. Absolutely. I will take that and I will run with it. Again, what an awesome showing, you guys. You really came through for Project Pinball yesterday. Everyone who donated, it was nuts. Everybody just killed it. It was so good. Jaded, yes, this is the new code on Metallica. This code was released 15 days ago, something like that. Maybe 10, maybe 15. What am I watching? Is it ACDC today? Nah, I got the new code for Metallica and put it on here, so I want to see what it does. Yeah? We will do ACDC next week. How does that sound? If we don't get a kiss. Which, yeah, yeah, yeah, I keep freaking saying that, but we'll see what happens. What tables do you own? Oh, casual. We have a Twilight Zone. We have Metallica Pro. World Cup Soccer 94. Walking Dead. Valley Radical. Tron Pro. Got the Hot Shot. We have a Stern Stargazer here. We have a Daddy Simpsons. We have a Bram Stoker's Dracula. We have an ACDC Premium. Uh, I think, oh, or that. The new code turns into an ACDC, yeah. Does the Metallica machine blast Enter Sandman while you play it now? Kinda, yes. Uh, wait, credits zero? Oh, my God. Hold on. Let me say hi first. Good evening, penheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day two on Metallica. This is a Metallica Pro. This game came out in 2013. Created by Stern. Yesterday you guys blew it up and donated $1,200 to Project Pinball, and I love you guys so much. Let's make out and all that stuff. Like I said before, if you want to keep that $1,200 thing, you know, something that happens every day, that's fine by me. You know, obviously money going to me. Alright, so we'll switch this over, and I will try to... Yep, I knew that was going to be weird. Babaloo. I got to set it on pre-play. Yes, it erased everything, unfortunately. Service menu. Adjustment. Standard. Replay. Who cares? Free game, extra ball limit. No extra balls, screw that crap. Match award, balls free game, tilt warnings, credit limit, a lot of high scores. Grand champion, crap. Free player. play. Yeah. Okay, and now we need to turn ball save off. Knocker volume low, because that's terrible. Ball save time. No ball save. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you play on a dead flip machine. No extra balls, no ball save, taco flaco flame. Alright, here Flock of flame. All right, here we go, guys. Evening, Mr. Dinkley. You sound a bit husky this evening. Long night. Player one, I did a lot of screaming yesterday. I did a lot of screaming, raised a lot of money, drank a lot of whiskey. It was a good night. It was a good night. Overall, it was a good night. You can hear me. The microphone is about a foot further away than it usually is, so hopefully that's not too bad. Player one. Player one. You're up. All right, kids. It's go time. Wait, we said enter Sandman? I think that's gone in here. That might have to get turned up. Oh yeah, it's going to be a good day. It's going to be a good day. I'm drinking whiskey mixed with, uh, Ducky Donutized Coffee. It's super delicious. Whoa, peachy with the fallout. Why does my fart look ridiculous? And why didn't I hear that? I actually didn't hear that at all. Pasta of Muppets? Hello, everybody. How are you? Welcome to the party. 1.4 million for that. You're welcome. I think Jack's tattoo should be that. Hahaha. Pasta of Muppets. Folks, if you haven't clicked follow, somebody click follow so I can hear it, because I'm not sure it's working right. Typically you can hear it. Paprika, what's up, buddy? Metallica is my favorite. Oh, right on, dude. Game or musicians? Because it's best of both. world. All right. We are one hit away from Sparky or Electric Chair Multiball. You see how the lights are roving like that? That means one more hit and he's ready. Doctor. All right. I heard that. I heard that. I heard that. I think I need to turn that up. I'm I'm not sure where the volume's coming from. There you go. That darn chat with the follow. Twitch plays... Wait, what's wrong? Oh, did we have some crazy... Sorry, guys. I don't know why we're getting the freak out. Alright, I gotta stop reading the chat. Just kidding. Ride the lightning. Yo mama. So did everyone have a really awesome Monday night? I hope you enjoyed the stream yesterday. Because I sure did. Unfollowing and following again doesn't work. I'll let you know that. Or else my stream would be going bananas with people clicking follow and unfollow. Alright, just got to get it in the snake's mouth and they have an anabolic tooth, please. Just like that. Oh yeah, there it is. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, it worked for you, you weren't following the ball again? You shouldn't. You really shouldn't. I don't know the words to any of these songs, I apologize if I butcher them. If this is your favorite band. Yeah, there you go. Paco with the follow, my man. Your money was boring as... okay. Tuesday was our experience, there you go. Thanks for the follow. What have I done? Try that, blabba blabba. Alright, so, Sparky's done, but now we have the ramp and loop mode going. You got tacos today? Oh, I want tacos. Crystal, you ready to go on a motorcycle journey to String tomorrow? I'm driving Crystal to turn on the back of my Moto cycle. It's gonna be fun. Hopefully. Might be fun, huh? Look at that dance. Get the... I'm having a lot of ramp trouble here, kids. Oh, that was a big mistake. Lawrence Queen, good to see you, buddy. Whew, you crashed halfway through. Ah, right on, man. What's the record on this machine? This machine used to hold the record for tilts before we got our Walking Dead machine. Oh, farts. Oh, farts, farts. Farts. Oh, God. Did you see that move there, folks? When the ball's coming down and it bounced off the flipper and came over here, I didn't flip at it. That maneuver is called a bounce pass or a dead flip. A dead flip. Off to nab-a-nab-a-nab. Yeah. Drop catch. You vote for the Guy Fieri tattoo. Joke's on you. I already have one. I don't know who wrote that, but they're trolling you. A dad flip? I like dad claps. Sounds dirty. Sleep witch drop kickflip's damn impressive. Thanks, man. Uh, drop catches are super, super handy. Uh, they look pro as hell. They feel pro as hell. I don't get it. Is that priest supposed to mean something on this channel? What? What priest are we talking about? Lightning! We're still getting some drop frames. Which I'm not a fan of. I'm using Twitch's new Chicago server and I wonder if that is the issue. Because we're getting a lot of them. All right, screw that up. Oh, crap, we got fuel going? Hell, yeah. All right, let's see how many times I can miss this snake, huh? Oh, okay, I got robbed. There you go. How's that money? Holy crap. Whoa. Squares. Donate to Tim. Timball machine. Oh, Bumble. That was my bad. That was my bad. No freeze over here? Alright, good. Good. Wow, screen went janky as hell for a bit. Yeah, sorry guys. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Uh, too many bullet holes in the Shag server. Them bullet holes though. Baby, baby! Drain catch? I try not to practice drain catching too much. Crap. Okay, I got an idea. Ugh! Tattoo suggestion. I like to play with balls. Hey, forget to ask when I meet you in person. Do you open up your studio to the public? Only for battles on the show. That's it. That's the only time. Damn! Oh, you're getting that many drops right now? Sorry, dude. It looks like it evened out. It might be the Chicago server. We'll see. If we get too many more, I'll split you over. But it doesn't look like that number's growing at all. Oh, yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yo, Mr. Bordeaux, what's cracking, buddy? Extra ball. Extra ball. We're having a damn good ball right now. I'm not sure what this new code has in it, but it's pretty good. You get a ball player. Yep. Yep. Crap. Ah! Crap! Crap! Nice! Keep it alive, baby! Nice! Nice! Keep it alive, baby! Oh my god, I screwed up. I screwed up. Dang, dude. This table is a lot of fun. Yeah, Toasty Streams. This game is a blast, man. This game is a blast. Oh. I'm incredible. Oh, I've got to put it to full names. Booyah, shocker! Look at me! This is one crazy ass game. Donate to kids? Maybe? Is that a thing? Unforgiven, my fave. There you go. Let's see, is Unforgiven a playable song? There you go. We'll play Unforgiven. You better told you, come on! Yeah! Crap. Okay. We're good. We're back in it. We're back in it. Uh-oh. Why does Lauren think I can get text messages in the middle of something? Come on. The limited edition has an awesome multiball hammer. That hammer is cool, but it slows the game down. A neat note moving, and the kitty litter, I found some cat pee today. Uh, alright. Cat pee. TOSTIM STRIPES! Wait, aw man. Oh yeah, dude, the guy that donated $1 for every million that we got, and I just like, it was just like, vest on, I'm not sure if I was wearing my vest, but it was just like, focus hard, make a crap load of money, it was on point. Did we, um, do I have any new emoticons yet, is that a thing? I'm supposed to be also looking out for potential Lightning storms Or tornadoes in the city I gotta turn that reset crap off too Because I will exploit it a lot Nailed it Nailed it. That darn chat. So, folks, I put in a temporary donate to kids emote until I fix the one that I'm working on. And I have the everybody out emote that's also been submitted. But I'm going to take the everybody out one down when it gets submitted because I didn't type the name in right. And it looks... I don't like how it works. But it should be up like today. I'm guessing and then we'll fix it tonight or tomorrow morning, so it's ready for Oh, no a freaking Really okay a light fell out of the damn There we go a light fell out I don't know if you see that on the play field Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take off your glasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want the power on, it's gonna let you do me. There you go. Hey, why don't you, uh, stay in there, buddy. That might-that might help. If the screen drops, we know we got. I got sucked up by a tornado. Exactly. happening. Freaking tornado style, man. It's a new dance. Jeff, you said play pinball, not demolish it. Har har har. Okay. Oh, I'm going to turn off that soft reset crap, too. Where is that? Like, what the hell is it called? Ticket dispenser, fast boot. Is that it? Nah, That's not it. Bill Ballant, game restart. Yeah, turn this crap off, man. Gotta make people play it out. My favorite part of the Tattoo Straw Poll is that other always wins. Yeah, why is that? You rode your motorcycle to work today, right? No. I ride my motorcycle to hell and back. Yep, can't stop reset. Excellent. Loop pass. It was a very janky loop pass, guys. Alright, so let me explain a few things on Metallica here, and then you guys can tell me what you know about the new code, because I have no idea what the new code's doing. I'm not seeing anything different at all. Not a single thing. Guys, can you... do I sound okay? Hopefully, I'm pretty far from the mic. There's still a game restart button that's on the bottom of the machine. Straphole. Yeah, dude. Straphole. You're gonna be a cool old lady on a bike from Wizard of Oz. Me? Oh, Tornado? Yeah, dude. Yeah, like what... It's gonna be like Meatloaf when he It's going to be like meatloaf when he braps in. I'm only hearing new changed callouts. Okay. What tattoo did he get? Dylan, they're still voting on it, man. I'm probably going to get it this weekend. I'm going to call my boys, the tattoo artists, who take a lot of walk-ins. We'll just knock it out. I'm thinking, what are you guys thinking? Like, what's winning so far? I know a lot of people were saying in chat that they wanted to see Kappa. tattoo. Which I don't hate on that. Yeah, you've lost your English accent for some reason. Oh, well, crikey. No, wait. Crikey? It's toasty. My audio went out for a second. No, it didn't. Other is winning. Okay. But besides Other, which... No, no Kappa tattoo. Deadflip logo is winning. Okay. Deadflip logo is winning. Boring. Yeah, I guess that's kind of boring. But you know what that means. The stream respects my body. He doesn't want me to have a dick butt screaming radical. Although, you know, whatever. Kappa tattoo is a cheap idea. Would JD get a tattoo that says other? If you want me to get like a fancy tattoo that's just like script that says other, I'll do it. I think that'd be pretty rad. What? That worked? Got the area right. Oh, folks, I also made a claim on last night's stream that what we're going to do is from now on every 100 subs we get, we're going to do this again. How does that sound? Every 100 subs, you guys get to pick another statue. I wonder if Twitch would sue me for getting a cap attached to you. That is intellectual property of an ex-employee that we can't stand. That darn chat has the link. I do not. Yo, shit, it's Stablin', my man! What's crackin', buddy? Um, so yeah, did anyone have the, uh, catch note for this, um, update on Metallica? Because I have no idea what I'm looking at this difference. But yeah, I'm hearing a few new call-outs and things. Zibba dibba dub, zibba dibba dee, bibba babba dee. That's pitch perfect. Take your hands off the game, and you deserve to be slapped. Heading to work, righto. Do we pick where the tattoo goes? I think it's fair that you leave that up to me. unless the tattoo requires being split as far as butt cheeks or arms are concerned. That butt cheek tattoo though. Yeah, the, uh, what the tattoo is drives where the tattoo's gonna be put. But you guys freaking nailed it yesterday. Not only did you guys donate your asses off, okay? God, I have to lean so close for this. But, we got them subs. Get the No Bang Bats Trans-Tamp as a set. Yeah. I think you should get your logo on each thumb. All right, here's one. I think someone was calling this thing out. Blue Pass? Ooh, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Liv, please, mom? We have to thank Elvira for the donations. Yeah. That's hitting. She did her job yesterday, for sure. Elvira freaking... Elvira slayed it, for sure. Without her help... I feel like this machine's really low. Nope. It's got my high heels on. Alright, Laura, have a good one, buddy. Are you freaking kidding me? Alright, casual. Sorry, I screwed up. We'll get back to it. We'll get back to it. It's a long time. We gotta fire up a multiball or something. Also casual, by the way, if you're unfamiliar, what we did is on our pinball machines we turn the ball save off. So right as you plunge it, if you drain it, there's no consolation ball. It's just your game's over. And extra balls are not turned on either. Oh, yeah, that's right. I apparently forgot how to drink out of a straw. I was tipping the damn net. I almost look like my emoticon again. I need a big stupid mustache. I was Looking at old videos. Oh, guys, there's a long song but a good one. My lover, what's up, Kyle? There's a good chance that we're going to do another charity stream, not this Friday, but next Friday, like the 24th, for Pinball Outreach Project. But Twitch said that they were going to hook us up for that one, put us on the homepage on Friday, and I think they were going to tweet about it, and maybe even talk about it on Twitch live. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Sorry. Nailed it. You got to play pinball like this, man. It makes it harder. And thus more fun and more rage-inducing. Rage-inducing is fun. For the Internet. that. Maybe not me. Oh, Jada, thanks for posting that, dude. Jada building bottles for everything. Can we get a three bottle Friday? Oh my God. You know what? I think, I don't want to encourage over drinking. But if you guys can make it worth my while, I'm sure I can accommodate a two to three bottle. Let's see. Please God, for the kids. Yep, Jack drank a lot of wine that night. Oh man, I love me some wine. I don't know what it is. It's easy to drink, But, it creates the worst possible hangover. Like, the worst. Nothing I've ever experienced. I could drink a frickin' Mad Dog all night and nothing is as worst as a wine hangover. That's a horrible idea. Yep. All I...well, oh, and letting the internet pick a tattoo for me isn't. You better take it easy next time there's going to be a doozy. Oh, car me. That's right, dude. You're coming in, man. A bottle every 300. Oh, my God. I'd die. I think I would die. Casually, I prefer red wine, not white. Hey, just like, I don't know. I just love the wine. I just love the wine. Trying to hit the freaking take. Is that good? Oh my god. Yeah baby. What's up? Touch it. Crap. Alright I gotta keep. Keep alive. Gotta keep alive. Now I doubt 2020 is pretty awful. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I drink blood. How else do you think I maintain this figure? Are you... Yo, I'm super sad. Doesn't this song eventually start rocking? Yeah, I don't know. Ride the lightning, creeping death. What song do I want to hear? It alternates now? Oh. Yeah, guys, Uncle Carmen, do you know what the new code does, man? Let's listen to some sad Metallica farts. Hi Jack. Hello Dylan. Ding dong. Okay. That's right. Kiss that. Yo mama. Yo mama. Yo mama. Alright folks, so here is... Calm down. We Yo, momma. Alright, folks, so here is... Calm down. We didn't get the new tattoo yet. We're still figuring it out in chat. Jaded has the link on what's going on, but I think the Deadflip logo is winning so far. That or just the word other for some frickin' reason. You can't find an updated Remi file? I wonder if it was just arbitrary power or something like that. I am not sure how that just happened. That's not a shot that you backhand like you're going. Someone take the cheese away. Avocados taste so great. Avocados! It's a load of metal up your ass. Oh, that's what it added? Oh, nice. Oh, nice. How do you get metal up your ass? I mean, the mode. An arrow on your gong. I'm assuming that would be painful. Yeah, Kyle, my uncle likes to tell me a story of how, and he's like this huge, big, burly biker dude. He went to a tattoo parlor. He's like, I'm going to get a tattoo. I'm a Johnson. What's up, Rachel? And the second the needle touched the head of his penis, he freaked out, slapped the gun, ran out, and just now he just has like a blue dot on the tip of his dick. I bet it's got to be excruciating in pain. Does it literally say change some stuff? Does it really say change some stuff? That is ridiculous. Oh, Jaded, what is vote for what machine we play next week? I don't see the win. Exactly. Also, I wouldn't be able to show that to you guys on screen. You know what I'm saying? You feel me? You wouldn't be able to see it. Looks like I like, sniffed at it or something. Alright, snake slit, here we go. Crap, I got that reeky rod. Big, big rock. Oh crap. You guys can tell me if I missed any donations or follow. That would be awesome. I'm not sure I can still hear everything. Liv. What are you doing? We're done! Well that's what Snapchat's for, yeah. Nah. Oh, farts. Nice. Liv? Nope. I'm done. Oh baby. That's what I wanted. Wait, what do I... What? What do I need? What does it want me to do? This is the new code, I don't know what it does. So there's that. Yes, keep not hitting the snake, that's awesome. I don't think I can get another F ball, actually I'm certain I can. Nope, but I can get the two X rolling again, which is good. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Why am I not allowed to talk about... What? What are we talking about? Oh, yeah, we're making some money here. Oh, shit. Don't need to get started. Dang it. Dang it, that was a great fall. This is a bright machine. Yeah, it's pretty bright guys. Sorry if it's blowing out your retinas there. Switch ready at fuel. Ooh, wow, way, way, way home. Are you kidding me? Show me how this works physically. Cue. Crank it up, Slade. Crank it up, Slade. Dang, that's some good ball juggling. Thanks, Dad. I mean... Oh, come on. Okay. Crank it up notoriously is an impossible shot for me to make. I have so much trouble hitting this game, thanks. Okay, here we go. Oh, where is it? I'm either way too late or way too early! Oh god, the ball is there. the most embarrassing thing of all. Ooh! Thanks. Thanks. That's awesome. Whoa! Z33 Boca Clown. What's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow. You're pretty cool. Oh, farts. Oh, crap. Alright, let's try to actually collect this instead of greening like an idiot. So we need that, we need the snake. We need to hit the snake real quick. Batteries, Crops, we need the snake. Oh my god, it's giving me all the green! Son of a... It's let me shake it a lot. What is this madness? Yo HerbToker, what's up buddy? To the extreme, AMC. God, everyone's here, guys. I love you. Everybody's here and I'm having a good time. Alright, we're going to put full mains in here. Guys, everybody, if you're not having fun in chat, we're good. Everyone stop talking about stuff that isn't fun. Right now, or I'll punch everybody. Okay, high score, high score, high score. What does it look like I'm doing right now? I'm putting stuff in. Okay. Oh my god. Okay, we're done. We're done. We're done. I can't. We're done. Oh we done We going to put in random people names but I also making that part So for now that is something But pretty soon that going to be a major part of my Patreon Is people getting their names on the game. Just hit Legendary Eagle and see us go? Oh, right on dude! I don't know what that means, but it sounds really impressive. Congratulations! Yes, I did that, Jaded. There's arguments happening that don't need to happen. So we're just shutting it down. No one banged anyone. People are just timed out. Because if we're not talking about pinball, we don't need to be talking. New Blood Crones is here. Is CSGO any fun? I see a lot of people playing it, but I haven't had a chance to check it out. That's Counter-Strike, I guess. Oh, yeah, mama. What up, Blue Beta? Blue Beta 19. The bluest of the betas. Welcome back. There's a really bad learning curve. It's not for new people. Fair enough. It's horrendously bad. I don't know, it's hard to sleep, that sounds like a little bit of a... Oh, that felt good. What's a good Pimgolf car score for Metallica, $20-30 million? I can't give that number, dude. It depends on how the Metallica is set up. You know, you'll see me walk up to the Metallica here and get $3 million or $300 million. Live catch. But don't take my opinion, I'm not a fan of multiplayer shooters. Oh, right on. I see a lot of people playing Destiny and that looks fun. But really, I'm a pinball guy, if you haven't noticed. Dirty Bomb is a pretty fun team. Right on. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, skills. Thank you. Um, folks, they're at the, is there a tournament in Chicago happening tonight? Somewhere, like a pin golf or something? I'm looking to, I'm looking to get out in the world and play something tonight. tonight. Maybe scrying a few children's foreheads. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. When that happens, I just want to let the other ball break because I'm all into this song. All into this. Out the door. Do you have a wife? I do not have a wife, Kyle. This machine has a plunger, not a push launcher. Yo, Paul's people. What's up, buddy? Welcome back, man. Good to see you, yes? Oh, what am I doing? They did make an MMO. No, not an MMO. They made an RPG pinball video game not too long ago. It's called Rollers of the Realm. It was pretty fun. But again, I'm not a virtual pinball guy. Why? Why? Why are you doing this? Jack, I'd like to see some of your other animations, but you won't tell me the name of your business. Uh, yeah. You have a preference of machines you play for one or the other? There's no difference, honestly, man. A lot of really great games that people are super in love with are games that have the launch button, like Attack from Mars or Friends Go to Dracula or Medieval Madness. So in that vein, you know, it is what it is. But I don't have a preference for plungers or the other. Usually games with plungers have skill shots you can control by shooting a certain way. Can you? Thank you. Easy, easy. I like plungers. Plungers are for tooling. Wait, what? No! Stop, no, stop! Stop it. Stop it. Oh my god, stop. Where are you going? Oh, I'm gonna rage. I don't know, I'm about to hold down. Can you do Guitar Pick Edible multiple times? Uh, no. You can only get the Edible once, but you can keep doing it to keep getting the 30-second 2x multiplier for your playfield. Sparky's my favorite star to a Monkey Ball ever. He's pretty fun, man. It's a cool toy. They had a Pinball RPG on NES. Whoa! That's awesome, dude. Dude, I'm a Roku. You've been in meetings all day? Sorry, bro. I also had some pretty serious meetings today with some pretty serious people. And that level of intimidation in business just drained the life out of you, man. I was sitting there trying to make sure my hands aren't sweating when I was about to take some hands and crap. No fun. Oh, can you just cut me a freaking break, dude? You're cutting new marks right now is what you're doing. Thank you. Yo, JetFlat made it out to the Pinball Hall of Fame in Vegas. Finally got to play Pinball Circus. That's awesome dude. I have yet to play Pinball Circus, but that game looks insane. Can you help me? Internet, I need help. Someone come make this shot for me if I can. Is there any animations for the mob now? Yeah, I can't talk about it. Tales from the Crypt has an awesome plumber. Yeah, it's a creepy door handle. It's pretty rad. Help me help you table. Oh, please. Where do I go? I need to punch something right now. You old champ, what's the most expensive pinball machine in the world? Currently, one that you can still buy is probably a new and boxed original Big Bang Bar. That is probably close to $13,500 to $14,000. out. Just falling on accident, but a home plate. I never saw a snake puke before. Oh, the call-outs got worse. No, I've heard that one before. New guy, Joseph Terrell. Well, shit. Super Smash Bros. What's up? Oh, you know what, Big Bang Bar? I think an original is probably 20k, but I think the remakes might be, uh, like 13. That game's all, like, blacklight lit on it. Super rad. Yo, Garrett, wish they would add flipper button to cancel animation for Sparky. Garrett, I completely agree. 100%, and I'm surprised they've let that sit as long as they have. All right, I'm a... I'm a Roku. Have a good one. Uh, let's listen to... Let's do Battery, everyone's favorite metallic-ism. Cactus Canyon is hella expensive. Oh crap, I keep meaning to call the guy that made Cactus Canyon Continue. He wants me to come stream the game. He's the guy that completed the Cactus Canyon code on his own time. What? Why is Sparky not registering? Don't. Don't you ever talk to me, you piece of crap. Loop pass! Oh, that felt good. Back shot. Dog, that was a huge tilt. Yeah, it was pretty big. It was pretty big. Are you, come on, stop being a dill. Take a knee. Take a knee. All right, we're putting up garbage right now. Again, I just wanted to give everyone an awesome quick shout out. Everyone that donated yesterday, holy crap, guys. you're gonna you did a lot of good for a lot of bad kids a lot of kids that are feeling bad a lot of kids that are sick a lot of kids that are yeah lots of kids out there that need distractions in their lives to take their minds off of what they're going through and you guys by raising twelve hundred dollars that is a freaking pinball machine you just put in a hospital you guys here in the chat put a whole freaking pinball machine in a children's hospital. Plus, he told me that the money that we raised is staying here in Chicago. How dope is that? So we're going to get a pinball machine in a hospital here locally. Maybe we'll definitely go to that dedication as well. Guys, it was so awesome. With no ball safe practice, it's not plunging to the in lane for that catch. You know what? It's true. Let's do that. I need something quiet to practice this. Almost. Almost. That was really close. Can you... Slap the right side to get it past the slingshot. Yeah. You have to slap it to get it off the wall, man. You've got to slap it. Ooh, that was fun. Amazing. Nailed it. Nailed it. All right, what's next? Yeah, damn right. All right, guy. Whoever said that? Ho ho ho ho! Sparky's pissed. Sparky is pissed! That's called a post pad. So if you're unfamiliar, what I did was I had the ball trapped up on that flipper. If you give it just a quick little flip, it rams the ball into the bottom the slingshot here, this triangle thing, and bounces the ball over to the other flipper where you can cradle it and then shoot from that desired flipper. You should stream at the hospital playing. You know what, I brought that up about streaming at the hospital, but it goes against some sort of health regulations and such. If kids are really sick and I just go in there, I could make them a lot more sick. Because I'm a disgusting, dripping pile Pile of crap. V1 with the flipper. Okay, we need that rank to lock that shot in. Not that shot. Okay. Oh, that shot. Oh, that felt good. Locked it in. Bounce over. That's fine. We got it. It's not a big deal. So now that these shots are locked in, they maintain throughout the rest of your game. And by hitting these shots, you're getting credit towards Sparky Snake and Grave Marker for Crank It Up. Hipple Laws, exactly. Thank be casual. Hippoloz will not let me do it. That's right, he said Hippoloz. That is absolutely what he said. I, okay. Learning period. I don't normally have the chat right above the him on the screen. Keep the short points kill shot. HIPAA That HIPAA though. Maintain, Seek and Destroy is started. Maintain, Seek and Destroy is started. You guys see any strap catches? Ooh, wee. How did you first get into pinball? Ooh, Fracture, that's a good question. I love answering that. So, um, four and a half years ago, I started a co-op slash animation studio. It's just a little space in Chicago. in Chicago. It sounds a lot more prestigious than it is, trust me. And when I was building it out, I could have cared less about pinball. It meant nothing. I could have passed by a pinball machine and not thought twice about it. But what happened was my friend Brad Zac Stark, the butt shark, you guys remember butt sharks, he bought a Lord of the Rings pinball machine. and he needed a place to put it. And I was like, screw it, you can put it in my studio while it's being built out. And I just started playing that, and I'm like, you know what, this is actually kind of fun. So we're playing it, I wasn't completely sold, but when he bought a Judge Dredd, that game changed pinball for me forever. That game alone just was like, this is pinball. The animations on this thing are awesome, the shots are hard, the game is tough when it needs to be, it blew my mind. I love, love Judge Dredd. Ramp will stay lit with the shots? Yeah, totally, totally, totally. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. It's like a pinball. I don't recall that call out. Aw, come on, dog. Oh, Jaden, thanks for keeping that bot running, dude. So people know to click on the link. That almost jumped over the freaking flippers. You ding-dong. Clean. That's not clean. Super not clean. Up and down, Jack. What are you doing, buddy? Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. You do it every day. Up and down. Steer. Up and down. Sit in a chair. Up and down. Stuff. Up and down with your pushes. Force all this geometry into the ball. Get Get the hell out of there. Mom. Mom, how are you? Damn it. Okay. Folks, I need to be reminded about the skill shot. The next ball. The next ball I'll do it. I'm remembering right now. Dad, up and down sex stuff. Yeah, drooling penguin. You know. You know how it is. You know what I'm saying, dog. set up a down i can't wait for the prostitutes got you here no wire or whatever we had to have your posting the week yesterday that's what it was being decided either other or whatever came in second place. I'm doing a thing. Got my stuff. My back hurts. Skill shot. Thank you Shaggy, I appreciate it. Yeah, we're going to do the deadflip logo, I think is what's going to happen. Damn right you're a shardsnake. Alright, I tried, I tried. I tried, guys, I tried. If I had a pinball machine, I would really like to broadcast it. Pinball wins. Do it, man. And if you have to go get a crappy beat-up pinball machine that isn't playable, people will watch you stream fixing that. I'm not kidding. I'll watch you stream fixing that, dude. I'll host the crap out of your butt. I'll host the crap out of your butt. Did you get your 200? 200 what? Diapers? Sandwiches? I was just trying to hit an arbitrary number, and we got all of our subs that we needed yesterday. It was great. Yeah, man. I love refurbing machines. Yeah, totally. One money, two space. Ah, yeah. Well, money shouldn't really be the problem, because you can fix a machine on a budget, but space is a huge thing. Space is big. Hit the pick. Oh, that's not a pick. Yo, Racky, thanks for the freaking follow, buddy. Thanks for the follow. Oh, I love you. I love you. Oh, there's the money. All right, 15 parking for 2X checkbox. Oh, my God, I just lost everything. I just lost everything. I couldn't read that. Damn it. Best to remember. Dude, I appreciate it. You're the best person watching. J.D., you should slap the side of the cabinet where the ball comes down the harvest to prevent getting it by the slings. Gearson, I do. But something that we have to deal with on this machine is a very, very tight tilt. Tight enough that slapping the cabinet will give you a danger. Bunk beds! Ooh, I want bunk pins. Player one. Player one, you're good. That's it. I'm going to play Father every day. Hey! God, God can't just feel so good. You used to have a big grave? That's awesome. Drop. Laparino. Yeah, let's go for Grave Marker Multiball. I don't think it will give Danger a Danger. It better not. I'll fight every last one he is. Um, how's everyone feeling? How's everyone feeling? Oh, you know what sucks about this whole voting thing? Yeah, we got to do this eventually through straw poll. I don't know. I used to have an Addams Family machine that was non-op. Ooh, that's awesome, dude. Hey, what's up, my man? Cosmic, welcome back, dude. What's the most epic pinball moment in my life? Oh, you want to know? Stern has video of it. So, Zach Sharp used to train myself, actually all the Deadfoot guys, on how to play pinball. And he would stress playing one-handed to learn how to better read where the ball's going to go and learn to do your drop catches better. And your bounce passes, your dead flips. And I now teach everyone, when I'm teaching people how to play pinball, to play one-handed. But there was... Oh, shit, yeah, Metallica. Sorry, donated kids. The Metallica release party, or the Metallica launch party, I broke my arm two days before it. So I walked in with a broken arm and a sling, and I'm standing in line, and everyone's like, oh, you're holding someone's face in line? And I'm like, no, I'm here to play. They're like, what? And I got up to the machine, and Zach looks up at me, and he goes, you're going to beat everyone's ass here. Donate to kids. And you know what I did? I at least beat 50% of the people there and definitely beat the Sharp Brothers as far as score is concerned. One-handed with a broken freaking left arm. All right. Quick backhand, Internet. Here we go. I love that backhand. Oh, my God. It's so good. They're everywhere! They're everywhere! Oh, there we go. Give me that ball back, baby. You got a snake's material. Oh, you mother... Oh, you mother... BOOM! And of course I hit it right afterwards. Yeah, I suppose. It's just boring now, mode multivolve. What are you talking about, dude? Your favorite moment is beating Jack at Pop-Up. Mighty Squirrel, what did you beat him at? Dude, Rocking Bullwinkle is a ridiculous game. If you get a chance to play that game, it is ridiculous. That's the only way to describe that game. It's radic. It's radic. re-dick alright here we go yes yes oh you that was it guys that was the shot and for some reason it didn't go in it just rolled back down like a dingo if you come to Budapest I think we have one at a museum In the museum. All right, let's go. I'm a skippy. How do I get to Budapest? Wait, what's a flight to Budapest from Chicago? Recalculus? Potentially recalculus. Oh, what have I done? My man. What a morning. And I got it. All right, now we've got to hit a... Bounce, bounce, bounce. Why did I lift my lip flipper? I got scared. I got scared. Internet. It's Tuesday. If you're in Chicago, I'm sure there's a tournament somewhere, and I don't know where. I think it might be at Logan Arcade. I think there's like a pin golf happening or something. Pin golf is a lot of freaking fun. Last time I played pin golf was at Logan, and I got a 16. That was the best score by like maybe 10 points. Layer one. I always panic when playing pinball. Catherly, you just got to practice, man. The nerves go away, dude. I promise you they go away. The nerves are replaced with an inner rage. Look at that. That was freaking money, guys. That's the Mega Duper Super Jet. And that's achieved by holding the left flipper like you're going to do a super, super skill shot where it goes all the way around, but short plunging to make it go into one of the lanes. Hulk Rage, yes. Lots of Inner Rage. The Rage. Drop catch. Random clap of user. Random Flap-a-Doo-Doo. Let's do a little post-pass action. Like that. Put her away. Chip pass into a multiball. Deadly neurotoxin. Your butt! I already have an outer rage? What does that mean? Yo, you got that outer rage, though. You're ready. It means you're ready to party. Alright, one more pick. Nailed it. Alright, we just gotta keep the balls alive. Oh! Okay, here we go. We can do this. Into the snake's mouth, we'll turn the ball saber back on, throw all the balls back into play, add a ball, and then make the whole play field 2x. So we're gonna try to cradle separate these real quick. So a quick flip. Two tiny Yes, I love you. Oh, Sparky. Snakeman, Jerry Snakeman. With the Jetson. I'm on fire. Okay, we're doing big things here, Internet. Ok, we're doing big things here, Internet. Crap. Crap, crap. Gah! Yep. One more. Swift! Heheheheh. Jack, you can actually run from Chicago to Budapest. Hold on, I'll read that in a second. Alright, here we go. Budapest route? Yeah. Jackbot IRL is such a ball buster, dude, absolutely. Oh, wait, me? Okay, that's what I wanted. Blame it. That's what I wanted. Okay. Claim it. Oh, we are doing big, big things right now, aren't we? So we need that left 4-bit. Uh, no we don't. What do we need here? I'm panicking just watching you multiball. I'm sorry, dude. Don't freak out. Go get a beer and celebrate with me. Oh my god! Crank a button! Whoo! I farted, because I'm nervous. Now you can panic, because I suck at this shot. Feel free to panic. Oh, I tried something that screwed me. Mmm, everybody drinks. Uh, water, soda, Red Bull, coffee. Everybody drinks! You have to, or you'll die! Aw, butts. Nope. Nice, nice. Give me one American break. One. One? Just a single. One single break. Drop. Ho ho ho ho. Oh. Sorry. Drippin' water. Um, there's other modes. Yo, Renegade, what's up dude? Welcome back, man. The renegade. The man, the myth. The twist guy. You like stuff? He told me. We'll get that back. Don't you, don't you, don't... Yep. Okay. Yep. Now we just... Snake. Now we can collect. And I think we have two extra... Somewhere? Maybe not. So I can collect this. Okay. I can collect this for 19 million, which would be a joke. But I'm going to do it anyway. So I'm a sellout. Sellout, boys. Sellout, boys. Sellout, boys. Let it ride! The bard on the road for me just replaced her old Rolling Stones machine with this one. Nice, Gilligan! This game's a lot of fun, dude, for sure. You coward! Who's the coward now? Who's the coward now, buddy? Because guess what? Guess what? Who's the coward now? Boom. You are. Take it. Good thing you sold out. Yeah, I do, because I just drained like an idiot. Who's the coward now, you sad? Ooh, 91. That's actually not bad. F me, F you, right? Isn't that how it goes? Shinma? F me, F you. Um... Eating all the pancakes, you know, and it's happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy... Oh crap, too hard. What have I done? Yeah. What the... what? Yo, Fancy, what's up, buddy? I don't get out of bed for 19... I don't get out of bed for 19 million. What happens if you match? If you're out in the world and you're playing a game that you had to pay for, if you get a match, that means you get a free credit. That's a dude. That's a dude. Yeah, buddy. Oh, what's happening? Tip. Down. You get a free game in free play mode. I thought it was... Yeah. Yeah. Great soda. Drink the cola. Drink the cola! Okay, we're doing too many slaps here for no reason here. Bounce. No, it was clean! Shaggy, what do you mean out of ignorance? But your church I gotcha Watch out watch out watch out watch out watch it up a job a job a job a job a job a judge a guy that but your pleasure Yeah, that's right By your water Back to pinball. Something tells me Jack would be really good at what? When playing a drinking game pinball tournament and a replay means... Yeah, dude, I like that. Anything involving drinking, I think I sell it. Oh my god, that's all I ever wanted out of this whole game. I just got it. And now I can't hit it again. Oh please, there it is. Ho ho ho ho! Woo! Smack that ball. Ya mama! I love Newton balls, man. Captive balls like that that you gotta smash. I just love that as a gimmick on a pinball machine. It just feels incredible hitting it. The story about pinball champ that plays with no hands. Drunken Master. Aw, thanks. Thanks James Hesfield of Metallica. Thank you. Drop catch. Oh, drop catches. Dude, Uncle Carmy, that Archer Whitewood looks so good. That is such Such a neat idea for a captive ball multiball release. Holy crap. Can you feel the tattoo on your right hand or was it left? It's both hands. I'll show you after the end of this ball. Oh! Yeah, Rex, give me a second, dude. I'll show you. I can smell the drain coming from a mile away. Oh, God, that's not right. We're not playing Dracula. We're not playing Dracula. My hands say, let's read. And then they say, heck yeah. Or they say KY. Or they say ski, like ski ball. I don't know. Alcohol doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean. Hot tables, chairs, and random people. That is a great joke, brother. Back to pinball. Oops. God, if I'm hitting all the wrong freaking buttons today. There we go. Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, by the way, BTW, we're setting up a new rule. Every 100 subs that we get, we're going to go through this tattoo process again. Huh? How does that sound? Does that sound like when I have a thousand subs, I'll look like a freaking joke? I think it does. I think it does. Dude, Rocky, thanks, man. I appreciate I'm playing PITBOX! This is on the Xbox. This is just the giant monitor. The Xbox 360. Can you mod me? I don't mod anybody. Jaden's only mod because really this is his dream. Jaden He's like... Jada's the frickin' police, dude. Don't mess with Jada, he will erase your identity off the internet. Stop murdering that son of a... Yeah, right. But he's so dumb. You have to murder the price. Gotcha. Alright, let's try about the three balls, here. I'm about to see balls here. Oh, look at that. That is all four balls. I'm a flipper. What do we want? What are we shooting for? Hey, Ned, what's up? Hey, dude, you should come to Fantastic next year. Quit. I would love to. This year's been a nightmare for work for me, so I haven't been able to afford to go to a lot of things. Bad, bad robot. What's up, buddy? You know, things like donations and stuff like that help me go places. Sorry, I'm choking. I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying. Yeah, but Pintastic looked fun, dude. Baboos. Okay. Oh, crap. Of course, of course. Did you see that? Everyone jumped ship. Everybody. Kurt's came in with the, yeah. I also love a good barbecue. So I've been told. I'm usually drunk. Everybody out of the pool. Dude, see, you know what's up. Pretty soon we'll have everybody out of the pool at EmotoCon. I'm going for it. Damn, dude. Calm down. Let me drop that. Swip! Oh, and a miss. And I didn't mean to flip that actually. Everybody out of the boat. Is that a reference to something? I don't know. Shark. Oh, get off that. You're a trash. You're a trash. You want to fight me? You dingo. Emotocon. There's a great time. Got to play the premium version of this table with headphones mod. Ooh, Quint, that's awesome, dude. Renegade, the new emotes could be out soon. I posted them, but the donate to kids one is temporary. And the Everybody Out of the Pool one has a screwed up name. I did a capital E lowercase o, but I think I want a capital E capital O, just for consistency. Or not, who cares. Jack you get paid appearance fee when you go to a show I haven been to a giant pinball thing since this stream has been big If that lets you know how I've been unable to actually go to any shows. Like when I went to Papa, there was a change, like I'd been around for a little bit on Twitch, but now I think when I go to like replay effects soon I'm hoping to get a lot of ass flaps I think is that yeah famous people get ass flaps I'm going to hire a fake paparazzi to take photos of me so I look way more popular than I am dude Dylan love you too buddy let's get a high score let's listen to sad patrol Yo, the Gambit with the follow. The Gambit. There's 786 other Gambits, but 787 is my man. But Touche is. Really like your studio lineup. Not that it couldn't use another EM. Pinhead, we have Hotshot, but we also have, well, Stargazer isn't an EM. Never mind. I screwed that up. You going to stream at ReplayFX? I'm thinking about it. My mobile rig is sort of shot, so I need to think of a way of, I guess, bringing this giant monster computer around with me. We've already got Sparky set up. This is great. That went really fast. Holy crap. I'm also going to TwitchCon this year, which is a conference that Twitch is having for the first time. I'm going to hang out with LethalFrag, the gentleman you may remember as fixing pinball machines on his stream, but he already had a huge following for video games and stuff that he plays. Why you hate Sparky? Here's why. I said to Jude, Dad. He's still a ray from a lady. Sparky, you son of a... Alright, there's one pitch. We need one more. Alright. We're on our way to Flavortown. Wow, coughing. Thanks, thanks, man. Oh, get in there. There you go. That's everything I wanted. Now let's collect some jam pie. some jackpot. Or let's just keep the ball alive. What? The Great Bambino? The Sultan of Thot? The Colossus of Clout? The Great Bambino? The, I don't know, The Great Bambi or something? You guys remember that movie? Sandlot? Oh my God, dude. By the way, reminiscing about your childhood actually makes her best involved. You see, if I can't focus, I'm thinking about freaking Sandlot. Please no Guy Fieri references. Dylan, I can't take my shirt off, but my chest is already preoccupied with a tattoo. I got a whole big tattoo right here. And then I have a photo booth across my stomach. I got some little robots tattooed behind my ears. I don't know if you can see them. They are one. Lisa Monster. You had a crush on Benny? Nice. The Colossus of Clem. The Great Bambino. Nailed it. All the bounces, all the trusses. Truss, truss. No one and everyone at the same time. Oh, yes. Please take it off, Big A. Listen, man. If Twig wasn't a stickler, I'd be screaming him out of the way, man. If you were an acquaintance of mine and have gone to any party with me over the past, However long I've been alive, you'll know that I cannot keep my clothes on at a party. I don't care if it's a wedding, man. Shirts off. Shirts off, boys. Shirts off. Pinboy 2015. We're going to make a calendar. Pinboy. Should I put snow on my... So movies are the only way to feed dangerous sports knowledge. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, same. Like Running Man, that was a fun sport. Arnold Schwarzenegger? Anybody? Running Man? Nope? Okay. Sorry. I won't bring it back. I won't bring it up. I won't bring it up. I forgot it was Twitch. What? Yo, Brad Chmielewski, my man. Ladies and gentlemen, Brad Chmielewski there in chat is one of the gentlemen here in the studio. He has a bunch of podcasts, some about beer, some about video games, some about cartoons. But he plays a lot of Vainglory and streams Vainglory, which is like a, what is it called, a MOBA? It's a mobile MOBA because it's on an iPad. But he's slaying it over there. Don't watch him. He's the business. He the business. Jack, do you have Facebook? Yes, I have a Facebook. Who doesn't have a Facebook? Facebook has a Facebook. Yo, Gary, what's up, buddy? It's time to start running. Six keys today. My man. Thanks for coming, dude. Yeah, so Brad's got that Mova Mova stuff on Bleak, I believe. Vain Glory. He also has a podcast about League of Legends. I think it's still only about League of Legends. It's called The Lanes. Anyway, Brad's a rad dude. You should check him out. One of these days, we gotta get him on the stream. It literally just involves him opening up the door behind me, but, uh, we'll see what we can do. All right, Sparky. Try that, fella, devil. All right, we got two more picks. One more pick. With an S, that's right, shut up. All right, no more picks. A whole lot of M. All right, we got it. Now we start catching, bashing No, that's not, that's not Butt Shark, this is a different Brad. There's a lot of Brads in the world, especially here. Even my contact at Twitch is named Brad, so his new name is Butt Douglas. Uh, but no, we call, uh, Brad Chmielewski Timmy, or I do, I don't know if he hates that nickname enough. I'm hearing stuff. I thought I heard an animal. So, Jack, please tell me that is denim. It's not denim. But I do have an incredibly awesome button-up denim shirt that I will wear one of these days. You know it. I know it. Denim is on point. Um, what time is it? 6.40. What? Guys. Guys! Let's go for Seek and Destroy. Just clearing all the lame things here. All the lame things. Wait, do you guys want to take a selfie with me real quick? Is that a thing? You guys want to take a selfie? Uh, I need everyone to wave if that's okay. Is this gonna work? It's gonna work? Guys this isn't working. Oh god, that's dark. Ah, you guys look great. Gotta respect that Canadian tuxedo. Great stream last night by the way. Thanks dude. It was, it was nuts. Pin selfie. Hashtag bug stuff. Hashtag blessed. Hashtag pixels of the movie. I think that's how you do it. The great Bambino. Oh, stop, you son of a... That counts. Whatever. I'm over it. Can I say something? an accidental flip. Chase, I'll talk to you, man. An accidental flip with my fingers that saved this ball. It was beautiful. Raise the pounder! Yeah, again, guys, thank you so much for all your donations yesterday. All donations went to Project Pinball, and we raised a freaking $1,200 top for Project Pinball. In two hours, essentially. So, he showed up an hour late, we streamed from 7 to 9, in two hours you guys donated over a thousand dollars. That was out of control. Oh, there you go Brad, come on before the ping pong match. Yeah, we're having a ping pong battle between animation studios tomorrow here at the headquarters. Oh, that's right, he put a Dead Slip sticker on the Project Pinball Escalade. That was awesome. Yeah, the generosity was just freaking out of control, guys. It was amazing. What's up, hippies? Back in wood. What's cracking, buddy? Bunch of pin hippies up in the air. Drop that. Boop. Nailed it. Alright, so Sparky's screaming. That means one shot for that multiball. Yeah, folks, guys. Tattoo. I can't believe we hit the subs we hit yesterday also. I mean, on top of the generosity for the children and Project Symbol, you guys hooked it up for me as well, which means a whole lot to me. 15 subs we hit yesterday. That was out of control. Like, mind-blowing. I can't thank you guys enough. 15, Sus Marinos. See? He swore. Donate to kids. Can one of my stubs refresh their chat to see if the new emoticons are there yet? I don't want to get refreshed. Oh, God. Come on. Please. Oh, that was some. Pro level ass straight there buddy. Oh farts. Lick. Yeah. Oh god yes. Hehe. Boop. That's good. Bake it till you make it ladies and gentlemen. Bake it till you make it. Okay, okay, stop. Live. If you live, I'll give you five handshakes. You live before I go. Wait. Guys, I'm out of drinks. Guys, I'm out of drink. Dammit. Alright. Um, so we have those two locked in. Let's go for the far left. What the frickin'... What the hell are you doing, Pinball? You don't care about me. Never did. Pinball, she hates me. I'm not what? I'm not a pinball player. Kimball, she hates me. My wife, she hates me. Uh, wow, why am I doing terrible poor at it for a second? More coffee! I'll take some more coffee. Yuck. Donate to Dunkin' Donuts. I live off of Dunkin' Donuts, man. Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee helps me maintain maintained. Because if I don't, I'm just like... Don't talk to me. Drop, catch. Oh, that was sexy. That was sexy. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah, mama. Oh, yeah, mama. Get that money. Yep. Yep. Holy crap, guys. Yes. We are script masters. No! Oh, my back. My blood is half-pressed vanilla. It is possible to go through all five. I will never be able to do that in my lifetime, I don't think. Too hard. What the heck? Oh, tell me I get that back. My butt. Oh guys, yeah, when I ate hot food from Dunkin Donuts and had diarrhea for maybe a month. What the hell was that? Oh my god. This guy's good. I did nothing. I did nothing. Screw you, Bambino. Gerson, if I slap the cabinet, I'll tilt. The tilt's too tight. I love you, though. You were correct. You have to hit it. I thought you said you were going to stream ACDC. Well, I heard you wanted to watch that and decided not to because I'm a jerk. Wink. Wink. Wink. Shots fired. You nerds. Guys, shots fired at games. Oh, you... what? Dude. Beer jerky. I want beer jerky. I like this game better. Oh, yeah, there you go. So, so... What? Did I even get dangers from that? Hold on. ACPC is on tour now with the band. Uh, Scribble, I... I have to wholeheartedly disagree with you, buddy. ACDC Pro? Yes. Trash. Garbage. Nasty. Brown poop water. ACDC Premium? One of my favorite games. No, I didn't get dangerous. Yeah, that's what I thought, man. Counter changes are a key of you. Brings up the hammer and moves Sparky. I'm coming here. All right, hold on. We're going to drain this real quick. Drain it. Oh. Drain it. Scribble sits back. Um, drain it. Folks, I just want to say thank you again for all your donations yesterday. You guys are incredible. Also, for hooking me up with all those amazing subscriptions. I had so many subs yesterday. It was amazing. um you know obviously you don't have to stop subbing uh you folks are more than welcome to hit that button uh if you haven't followed please do it's free to do and i'll love you forever uh the donation link down below it has been re-redirected back to myself for you guys to show your support i love your faces your faces thank you let's keep playing ZZ Top, we raised $1,200, man. Oh, science. In hand. In hand. Damn it. I don't know. Yeah, I didn't turn anything off. It's still Elvira. Oh. Yeah, we essentially collectively bought a pinball machine for a children's hospital. Here's what happened. Rad to the man. Thanks, Dad. It's being pet-filled, my dad. What the... It's right here. Oh, look. Take this pill, your butt will stop leaking. Take the other pill, you'll have superpowers. Uh, Paul, sorry about that, dude. I'm not sure what you were saying, but move out to here. Sorry, man. I don't know... I don't know. So many dead fans that I will not be on the stream any time soon. Uh oh, why not? ZV Top, why not dude? That sucks. Oh, you're going to camp, right? I think that's what it is, you're going to camp. Oh crap, what have I done? Pizza destroyed! Pizza destroyed! New Dad! Oh farts. Oh farts. I love you. Oh, let's try a drop catch out of this. Oh, Jericho! Oh, Infetami with the jawline. And Elvira is still, um, screaming. And Infetami says, Ooh, Jericho! Yo. Yo, girl, you sound good. I just screwed myself. That's bullshit! No, not the pizza! Ooh, Jackpot! Bleh! Thank you, Amphetamine. Thank you, Elvira, for being you dill! Wait. Wait, what just happened? I didn't hit anything? What? I didn't know that was even an option. worth it. Whatever turns you on, buddy. Ooh, Jennifer. That's for sure. Because that ball hits another thing. The ball hits another thing. Can you guys see these little dingle dangles here? You went in time. Man, argh! Oh, I could have drained that, couldn't I? This is the year of 2406. The girl voice is turning me on. Well, if you want to get off, If you want to get off, all it takes is a donation. Keep it clean, guys. Keep it clean. Actually, screw that. You know, I was thinking of moving the, should I leave the chat on not mature so people can watch this without having to verify that this is a mature stream? Because we aren't. Oh, yo, you got that top G now, bro. Top D. Amphetamine. Amphetamine has got the gold. He's got that top D. Stay classy, San Diego. He's scared. Sparky's frightened, man. I would be, too. I'm about to beat the crap out of him. I'm 11. I'm not 11. I'm well past 11. Oh, God, that feels awkward. Yo, bro, what are you saying like that? You look like you got a ladder up your aaaa... okay, here we go. What up, laddie? Yo, ladder hype, guys. This ladder is as much a part of the screen as I am. He's going to hang himself. Uh, no, I'm not going to hang myself. I hope I had a friend in the air. Best summer I'm gonna hang myself. Here we go. Nailed it. Laddie sucks at pinball, but at least he beats Jack. You've been streaming without me, Laddie. No, no, no. Get out of here, fool. You're bothering me. Here, you can... Hang out and chat with me. You're back? What's cracking, buddy? You got the knife length up here. I got everything going. Man, you put the sunglasses on. You just want to look good, don't you? Well, it's not about playing pinball anymore. It's about looking good. I got the ladder in front of me. What time does the ping-off start? Is it going to be? I don't know. Is that why you're returned? I missed you. Oh, well, here, I'm going to give you the ball. Nick Dynamite! Hey! Oh! When the shot is tricky, call the old Nick. Nailed it. Nailed it. Oh yeah, good turn. Flip, flip, multiball. Flip, flip, multiball. This guy's been gone for like three weeks. Oh, just noticed. Two. Nailed it. Hold on. Let's do something. Backhand. Oh, backhand. Got it, got it. Ready? Oh, do please. Do please. You can do it. Backhand. Ah, you cleaned! Backhand. I backhanded that ring. I got all this. Ready? Yeah. Shugs! Come clean. There it is. Whoa! I got it. Let it come over, and I'll grab it. Ready? Yep. Get rid of it. Ah! It's go time! Yo, let's make the money! I'm just glad that I got to go to Levin's back there. Yeah, no kidding. I can't breathe? I don't think I've heard that before. Oh! Meeput! We making the money. Give it up, give it up. Oh, good. Good game! Alright, let's trap up. Let's trap up. Nice! Oh! Oh! I don't lose. I'm going to go for the super air. One more shot. Here, I'll give you that one. Multi balls are easier, I think, with two people. You concentrate on one. Great. I got it. Point. Shoot that. Alright, you ready? Cradle set. Uh oh. Disaster. Don't do it. Don't Iron Man it. I know. Got it. You still got it. Don't Iron Man it, baby. You can do it. Death Mask. Good to see you, buddy. Welcome back, man. Hi, Death Mask. What are we going to do now? Let's go for crosses. That's on you, buddy. Uh oh. Yo, Moth, what's up bud? Thanks for coming back. Amphetamine. That dollar, I'm gonna rub it all over my body. Oh, there you go. Catching. Catching. Ready. One more shot. So you can destroy it. Ah! Oh! And it's up! There you go. What you know about playing the multiball? What you know about playing the multiball? Alright, one down. Pick it up. All of them. There's one. I think I hit, yeah, I hit two of them going up. There's, uh, we need two more. Alright, there's one. Come on back. There you go. Got it. Oh! Jeez! Clean arena! Oh! Oh my god! Let's make it up. Alright. Oh god! Yes. Alright, where are we going? I'm gonna pick it up and then go straight in. Alright, up and over. Alright, it's... Oh no! It's too late! Nailed it. We can use some naked songs. We've got enough snakes, we've got our crickets. Cricket butt? Beautiful. Yo, what's up? Oh, great. You're doing freaking good. I can't make it up. Nice hit, nice hit. Uh, sartorial there. Come on, sartorial. Oh, we got Lady Ghost. Oh, yes. Whoa, don't do that. Sorry. I'm just going to keep backhanding this cross until we get snake lit, because I think we're close. Yeah, we're close. Got it lit. Crank it up. Was that ball three? Yeah. That was it. We just did a monster one ball. That was good. Aw. I don't know what this new code is doing, by the way. I don't think anything. I read what was new, and it wasn't a lot. There was a lot of bug stuff, and I couldn't see anything that was super odd. Oh, bug stuff. Yeah, that makes sense. Can you release an album of your versions of Metallica's songs? Lobster! Lobster! Lobster in the bucket! Yo, yes. Dead Flips thinks Metallica. Do you like Metallica? It is. No, me either. Who can you text about Yeah, who in chat knows If there is pin golf happening At Logan Arcade Yeah, we have 66 people watching Hi internet, can you do us a favor Can I bum a google Sometimes you just need to bum a google Zentron says better players see the changes in the new code That's probably true You son of a You son of a mother If I can bum a google, can you see if Can you bum a google I want to go to Google. See if there's a pin golf tonight at, what's that called? Emporium. Logan. Logan. Jesus, Louise. I don't know things. At Logane. Logana. Logana. Go Logana. Well, you want to play? This? Yeah. Yeah. Send out the new code. Yeah, we're all good. That's smart. Yeah. That's smart. Yeah. Well, I think we're ready to play. I like it. I like it. Um, um... You have the Telecaster stuff set up? What do you mean? We're in. We're going. We're live. I mean, where you can draw, like, logos and... Oh, you want me to draw Dixon things? Yeah. For... what do you mean? Does that work though? Yeah. You're just like, Nick's gonna use the flipper and shoot this up in the face. Then he's gonna go to outer space. Here's a little blink. Aw, that's kind of cool. Wait, oh, charts. Swift? Aw, okay, ready? I'm ready to battle. Battle it out? Okay, Google, to your phone and ask a question. Oh, wait, Apple. Wait, Apple? Who bought that gear? Is that something about that? Did you do that? I'm on my motorcycle. Not that that matters. Oh, super scale. Yo, Nick, we need a stunt hand, dude. I look ridiculously dark this year. More lens flares. Best after a home. My phone just told me to shut up. Aw. Alright guys, I guess I can pull up the frickin' twiddles. Next tourney in Illinois is Brizzy's Monthly 721? Okay, well, uh, then I guess, but that's IPA. It might be a non-point one. Yeah, I don't know. Alright. Alright! Oh wait, there's way less can over here. Raisin powder. The tilt's a tenderoni. In the words of Chromio, tenderoni. In the words of Vanilla Ice, having a roni. Having a roni. I got the half super skill. So if you go in the right one, it's the mega. If you go in the left one, it's the half. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. Always, anyone's got to go. Ah, dude, all right. Great Bam Bambino. Great Bam Bambino. Great Bam Bambino. Thanks for coming, dude. I always love new people. New people to the show. Don't forget to hit follow, folks. We'll be back. If you like the emoticons that I have, you can hit subscribe. $5 for all the fun that it awards you. Are you kidding me? Only $5? Yeah, $5. Five American dollars. I think if you live in a country where your money's better than American currency, I think it's less than $5. That's Canada there. Yeah. They're close. I think they're only one to one. Whoa, nice. Backhand? Cool, come on down. Free ball! Okay, mathematically we can't even get close to the record. The last tweet from Logan was advertising Magic Knight. Alright, thanks Uncle Carme. You are the man. The myth. The legend. The legend. Okay, we got to hit some freaking kicks here, dude. Oh, we got him. Oh, the last. The Lazarus. My man. My man last. Okay, I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I really like that, though. Nailed it. The man limits the Lego. Yo, those Lazarus emotes, I'm all about those. I think I'm all about those things. I think that last rescue boat has to be my favorite one that we have. Okay, if you see that... I'd rather do it twice. Yeah. Oh, why are you in the middle of nothing? Is this a game that you don't play? Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God. This is a nightmare, folks. The paper's in. I'm going to take this and throw it over. Oh, you're going to throw it over? Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. A smokin' super jay. There you go. Okay, now let's complete that lane. Yep. No, mom, please! Nick, are you still in town next week? Uncle Carby's coming into town. Uh, I might be in next, I might be in next week. Dibba dibba bad down road. Boop, hippie doesn't power, gotta take a shower. What the crap you say to me? There it is. Alright. Oh, why did I do that? Wait, you're up now. Oh yeah, the Hopkins Jason crew brought a bunch of Leroy. Yeah, it works. It worked. That's the whole one. Oh man, bounce. Bounce. Bounce, bounce. Oh, oh, oh. Good. That's it. Not good, not good. Oh, jeez. You must have a really ridiculous haircut. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Straight down. That was FDTM. FDTM. MKOTB. MKOTB. TMFDM. Dang, dog. Too much. Oh. Uh-oh. I'm done. Not good. Not good, Internet. I'm gonna miss you. Dang, dog. Too much. Oh, I'm done. Not good. Not good, Internet. Oh, no. I got two balls at four million. Nailed it. Nailed it, clown. Oh, get this, boy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Ooh. Love you. Slap it. Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh, my... I don't. I have a game for maneuver where you screw up, but I haven't done one of those ones for either. Hanging shot is actually like a positive thing. Everything that we have named after us is like a negative. Super negative. Like, oh, dude, you just hanged that one. The Vegas hole. The Vegas, oh, gross. Wait a minute. Yo, is there a Vegas ball, man? I don't know. I'm trying to. There's definitely a danger. The neck is the tilt. The angry tilt. The angry tilt. All right. We are working on our content here. Ooh. Chili. Chili. You got a chubby? No, a chili. Yo, you got me. Oh, a chili chubby. A chili chubby. You watch the show, Chubby? I'm taking off my cogs in town. Uncle Chubby, thanks for coming, man. I love you. Bye, Tommy. Uncle Carmelino. Dr. Carmel. Dr. Carmelino. All right, that was ball two. 25 more hits. Are you serious? Yeah. I haven't done this multiball in forever, so I want to try it. It takes more to get your cock. And you can mix coffin with another multiple. How am I missing now every shot? Oh, hypnotizing cat, Chilly Chubby, coming to stores everywhere. By her, bro. Chia, it's a Chia Chubby. Chia Chubby. Yep, we need those two. We need each of you. Three more. Climb that hill with milk. Come on, you got this. One more. Watch it, dude! Alright. Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude! It's ready! What does that mean? It's not ready? It's still in the making. Alright, now we're gonna get Sparky going. Johnny Sparky? Well, actually, do the picks work in this? Or out of all stuff? I'll see if it lights up. If you hit that other one, if he starts blinking, but it does. Which one do I need? The far left? Yeah. Not good. I think with two balls on... No! No! No! No! I was too angry! I couldn't do it! You're too angry! You let go! You let go, dude! Oh my God, that was annoying. So you stand no chance. I can win. Oh my God, that was... Everybody out of the pool. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, thanks Casual. That was a little sad folks. That was gnarly. It takes so many stops to get that multiball. And then it just dies. Abandon ship. Game is hard. RIP. What bunch is these? How'd it go buddy? Long time. I had a bit of a breakdown there. That's true. Oh! Whoa, that was angry. A little breakdown. Come on, Limit. A thousand jazz. Oh! Oh! Limit! Oh, she's up! Oh! Hit me? Ding dong. It looks like Nick flipped out. I think you can take your sunglasses off after that. Amazing. 1.1 million! 1.1 million! Where's the enthusiasm, Danger? Come on. Come on, wake up. Get excited, bro. I can't. That pissed me off so bad. Uh-oh. How many snakes do I need? Um, probably for, uh... Snake hook-a-ball? Uh-uh. You can ramp these Oh I going to have to get a snake hook I going to have to get a snake hook I going to have to get a snake hook I going to have to get a snake hook I going to have to get a snake hook for a snake hook of all times Yeah man I can that pissed me off so bad How many snakes are in here Snake multiball Injustice for dogs Snake multiball or for cranking up? Snake multiball. Just keep doing ramps and you'll get the cranked up. No, I want snake multiball. Snake multiball. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. My, oh my, what a wonderful brain. Plenty of pinballs headed my way. Clippity-doo-dah, clippity-doo-dah. Mr. Spunky, I'm not talking. Oh, you kill. You kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. Oh, I did that. There it is. There it is. No. No. Crankyroni, don't wipe out everything. Don't wipe out. Wipe out! Say one! Keep it clean! I can't. I can't clean it. Protect one! I can't clean myself. Earth. Oh, that was cute. Oh, billiard. Uh, snowman. Nailed it. I haven't seen a snowman in a while. Snowman. Okay. Alright, now protect your head. Protect your balls, man. Oh, you got fuel right behind you. Or, uh, you got a starter. Alright. Somebody do something important for you. Is that fuel braille? Before you do, uh, you wanna crank it? Is it ready? Yeah. Oh my god, stop! Come in! Yes. Oh, I'm sorry! That's where you go slap the camera! There it is. You're ready now! There you go. And to X. Excuse me, you missed. What did I miss? Nothing. I missed something? Yo, Leo, thanks for the follow, buddy. I could have sworn you followed before, but thank you again for... On your left. I'll give you everything your heart's been looking for. On your left. I'll give you everything. The shot that never worked. What the freaking part of the shot? Oh my god, this game's over here. This game's over. I made a whole 700,000 points. Come on, come on, he got it. Okay, I got an idea, I got an idea. Alright, that didn't work. What? Got some plus. The whole thing didn't work? The split, the wipe down didn't work? Oh, why is it... Yep! Yep! Oh, he's fine! Get it in there! Oh, God! Oh, no! No! I just don't know where it is. I don't know where it is. Good job, Loo! Good score, buddy! That was all? You got high score? Oh, we just did the new code update. I was like, wow, that's a lot of points. Oh, my gosh. There you go. That was a little sad there, buddy. I appreciate it. That was frustrating as hell. No, no, no, no, no, no. I know. That was sad. All right. I still let you go first, but I'm going to get up first. Hell yeah! There you go. Clean out, clean out. Alright, here we go. One shot at a time. I'm a barbecue chef. Barbecue chef? We're losing people. I love you, Internet. Don't lose. Catch it. Flip it. You're not playing enough sexy stuff on the internet. I say stop hitting the internet all day. You got any tips today? Hey, what's up, internet? Mm-hmm. Hey, baby. You trying to make a baby, baby? Yeah. You trying to make a baby, baby, baby? What's up, internet? How you doing? What's going on? Oh, yep. Here comes the internet. Yep. Come on. Invite your friends. Okay. Now I'm hungry. All right. Both of them. For every dollar you donate, Nick will do a fancy sexy dance. Yeah. That's more than fair. That's me, and that's how you do it. How you do it. Oh, man. What's up, Lenny? Oh, man. I thought that would do it. Whoa, dog. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, dog rollover. Ah, what a... Nyeh! Nyeh, what a... What a... What a mouthful that was, huh? Internet? What do you think? Nyeh! See, that's why I can't do sexy stuff. I just screw it all up. Aw, see, now Kirk Cameron's making fun of me. Now Kirk Cameron's making fun of you. Kirk Cameron? You know Kirk Cameron from Metallica. Death was the fatality, including hits like Flame Monopoly. Flame Monopoly! Crows are your knees. Jeff dancing, Nick's playing crazy. Where am I? Don't call me man. Oh! I almost did it. You almost saved that. I did. That was one good move right there. You only got a danger out of that, too. this is not I wrote this song this is black and chicken by dead Oh get up in there. What did you call it? Black car, black car, black car, black car, black car. Oh guys, how do you sing Metallica? Black car, black car, black car, black car, black car, black car, black car. Nailed it. Team Cur темiel beste és aio, triggere! Slap me trigger! obey your master your life fruits faster obey your master Black men of my days! You see me tellin you just started me Oh, that was fun. Give me food, give me pie, give me dabba dabba dabba. That is actually it, man. Give me food, give me pie, give me dabba dabba dabba. Ladies and gentlemen, get flipped. Feel the... Flip the... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh man. Got it! Alright, let's try this again, folks. You feel like maybe that magnet's getting... Swimpy? Yeah. I haven't said Swimpy anymore, I just hear Stab the Drone. Yeah. Stab the Drone! You know it's Stab the Drone! It's a tequila song, right? Pet Patron. Pet Patron. Yo, break it, Pet Patron. Yo, that's me. And wrong here. Oh, break it, but don't break it. Oh, break it, if it's you. There you go. Bad Buttron. Bad Buttron! I've played a couple of Bad Buttrons. I've played plenty of Bad Buttrons. I can get her that. So Nick's putting up a score now. There you go. Money, money, money! Oh yeah, I took these slicers. These get really dark right in here. Oh yeah, I took these slicer because these get really dark right in this particular area. Oh, that's pretty cool. They work pretty well. Oh, you big dog. Big dog. Now what? I don't want my email address. Aww. It's buttandtarts.com Dead Flap Intro. Alright, we got two shots ready for um, collection. Or one. Yeah, Dead Flap Intro. After a public fun pulling a string, you're twisting your mind and smashing your dream. Why they're by me, you can't feel a thing. If you call my name, I'll make you scream. Oh, the real lyrics? Mass turn. Master? Master? Someone's got to help me get around! Oh, ho, ho, ho. Someone thought he went to Bob's House. Stop that! Stop! Stop! Oh, stop! No! Master of Puppets is about heroin. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh. Oh. Okay, I need crossers. That's a cross. Right here. Oh. across right here. Oh boy. Catch it. Get across you ding dong. There it is. Oh just Dude! Jokes! I used to know someone that thought battery was about literal batteries. Batteries! What now dude? Oh! Alright get out, play it. Your lap first. My little... Just call my name cause I'll eat some things. I ain't going for picking up my ball for you. Oh, what did I do? What did I do? I knew that. If you don't tilt, that was a great save. Oh, that was a great save. Now it's gone. Well, now I've got to play a freaking egg show with this thing going. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Zipper, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip. Zipper, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip. Zipper, zip, zip, zip. That was a great save. I didn't tell... Mustard. Mustard. Come on, let's do it. She's cooking it. One pig, two pigs, red pig, blue pig. Did I get any of the pigs? Sneeze! Green markers are a thing. Oh, come on. Yes! Okay, come on. Yes! No! What is this madness? How am I hitting everything so clean? We even did a pew pew shot. Pew pew? Pew pew. Oh crap. Live and I'll give you everything. Oh my god. Oh my god dude, the frustration level 70. I'm glad you have like a few notches in the back. You have to go. Nailed it. Boom! Just way too much. I'm going to try something they call the crank it up, the no flip crank it up. So I'm going to launch it around and when it comes down I'm just going to let my flipper down and then bump up and hopefully it will bounce off this flipper and in. Here we go, this is how this might work. Wish me luck. Go on. Oh! Oh! I love that! You gotta play good with the player, Lick. I don't think you... How far are you, though? I have no idea. Oh! What the hell? Thanks for the follow, Yo, Plo-kip. Plo-kip? Plo-kip? Is it Whom the Bell Tolls? Is that the one they were playing though? Alright, go for you first Nate. Hi, I'm Spocky. Come on up there. So you want loops and ramps. Oh, I guess those work also. That's the part. In before tilt. the up up up up it wait dying So how many machines can this place hold? A hell of a lot more than there are here. Oh my gosh, Snake. I need you, Snake. Guys, donate to turning this place into a pinball park, will ya? Alright, now I got it lit. Now we're gonna go... ...pre-America. Pre-America. All the money. Do I take it? It's money. Go for it! Press your luck! No whammies, no whammies, big money, stop! New card! Come on, come on, big money, big money, no way, no way. Yeah, well, totally. You just don't got to replay. Yeah, okay. Big money, no way. Big bucks, big bucks. You only have like two more minutes. I guess you got two minutes. You got to be kidding me. Here's to Hawaii and a brief spin. Ooh, that's a nice one. Dude, you are breaking up the league. So it looks like they count and if you get each one. Tell me what happens when I hit this one, because I think I only have those three left. I think it rings a bell. Alright, you're missing the far right one. Oh, this is all from Sweden, $25 million. I just spent all over the computer. And I think that was your two assets that you got. Oh my god, collect it, collect it, collect it, collect it. Two of our... AHHHHHHHHH! That is a monster collect. Yo, Derek, thanks for the host, man. I'm the host man, you the best. I love you. Always have. Yo, that was a collect. Wowie wowie, wow wow. You're playing with your food down there. Oh, I'm trying to get that backhand for the... Oh, cross. Cross. Oh my God. He's putting it together, folks. He's putting it together. Yeah, Derek, what's up, buddy? Good seeing you, man. Thanks for that hoot. Thanks, Derek. It's not fair, Nick. Come, comes, he plays, and he kills you. Uh oh. Not good, folks. I have a pretty big deficit. Compared to viewers. There you go. You gotta get fuel. You gonna get the... Uh... Go to the driven level, then! Fuel! I'll try to get to it with my can. Nice save, holy Christ. Oh no. Yeah! There you go, that's more like it. He killed the high score, that's for sure. Give me bread! Make me bread. Your eyes be red! I played from D2, 11, 3, and found an arena, couldn't get 12. Ah, Derek, man, that's awesome. Whoa. Dude, arena's so much fun, man. I can't play Constructed. It feels weird. Oh, let's do it again. Oh, nice. Nice, do it again. That's a lot of slip. Fuel added. Lady Justice is over. We found a slave back. Let's go. Nick, have you been playing Tavern Ball? I tried it. It's fun. If I get this, I get that, what's it called? Oh, scoot that. Yeah, yeah, you can destroy it. You can destroy it. Yep. There it is, already catching it. Pass the bill. It's time to game here folks. Is that a toilet? Yeah, a metal up your ass. Oh yep, metal up your ass mode is going too I guess. Yep, this is definitely going to be the new Grand Champion. Go! Save! Oh how many more until Coffin's, right? Two more. One more. Oh my god, that's big! Oh my god, that's big. Four, three, two, one. AHHHHH! One, two, three, two, one. Oh my god. This bonus is gonna be huge. It's gonna go for you. I only have three shots left for another Crank It Up. You were like one or two shots away from a multiball. Ha ha ha. That could have been a three. See you. Alright guys, we got a hill to climb. My girlfriend. Oh, Scylda! What are you doing by the way? Yo, she crazy. Not much. Thanks, Casually. Thanks for jinxing me. I appreciate it. Nailed it. I think you got this, Jack. Just win. All you have to do is win. Alright. We're just gonna play like an hour long Sparky multiball. OOH! Yo, fuel! He woke up. He heard you. Mark, he woke up. Uh oh. All tied up, J-Dub! All tied up! Grand champ! You're gonna get more than just Grand Champ there. No problem, I'm here to help. Jumping down under here! Nick Beasley. Nick Beasley. Nick Beasley. So close. Yeah, thanks, Logo. That's right, dude. All right, let's tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. Hit it. What? Oh boy, go away. Back the Frick up. That was a good slap, but then I lost it. That was a good slap. Where's the ugly smiley faces from? I don't know, but I like them. They're really weird looking. They're weird. They're weird. Thanks, ZZ. Cop. Thanks, buddy. That's Zach. Damn right. That's Zach. Uh, sorry. It's the young man that was here when I was screaming walking to bed. Dad. Okay. I can't believe it. Sorry, Doc. I can't stay with you. I'm sleeping hard now. Later. Skippy, have a good one, buddy. Uh, I gotta go out to Budapest sometime, man. Sleep hard, bro. He lives in Budapest. There's a sleep town there? You guys sleep in Budapest? Whoa! Donate to kids! I got the DTK explosion. That's temporary, but it's kind of neat. That's pretty good. Did you make that? Yeah, it's supposed to be like someone swore and you cover it up with a DTK. It's temporary. The poopy chocolate bar! Is it working? It looks poopy. That looks like a poop turd. That looks like a wet turd. That's the point. I'm going to go get it. I'm going to go get it. I'm going to go get it. I'm going to go get it. I'm going to go get it. I'm going to go get it. I'm going to go get it. Yo, everybody out of the pool. Yo, don't be gross, bro. Everybody out of the poop. Poop, poop, poop. Pew, pew, pew. Bastard. The wet chocolate bar. You gotta refresh, dude. multiball. Yeah. Oh, you screwed up my... You screwed up myself. Why are you so clean? Okay, whatever it is. Yes! You got this, bro. Yo, don't eat the kids. Oh, Nicholas. Money. Who's your daddy? I'm your daddy. Just flipping pot. Oh, Jeff. Oh, Jeff. All right, let's trap up. In an hour. Just kidding. We're going ham on this motion ball. Can't come! What have I done? Poop! Hehehe, gotcha. Whoa, that was a cool little noose effect. I like a little noose. Yo, hop a noose, bro! Yo, I got a pommanoose. Uh oh. That's fine. I got all the manooves. Uh, nailed it. Oh boy. Nailed it. Oh my god. Wait, what multiball are you? Sparkman? No, Kroc. That's where my, okay, that's why my money sucks. I've been shooting at Sparky. Sparky and where's your open? Whoa, god, you're screwing each other. An inspection. Uh oh, uh oh. Oh, you almost got there. I tried, it wouldn't roll fast enough. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Good ball, good ball, good ball, good ball, good ball. Shoooot! Good ball, homie! Yay, new emote! Johnny TK! From the gross, wet chocolate bar. It looks kind of fuzzy. It's like low-res. Yeah. Compared to the BTK, it's a little low-res. I wonder why. Push, push, push, push, push. I can fix that. I can fix the chocolate bar. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Whee! No! Oh, that just creates no god. It's just great. Not as in it looks great, just great. That's just... Stop, stop, go, go, stop. Slow. Too heavy. Come on, Dad. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. Slow. See Kiersten are you here? That's why you don't frickin' hit the thing when it's coming off the wall. I hit it all the time. Dude, no one cares about your sex life. Come on, hey there, let's... Uh oh, nice loop-a-doos. Like that! Awww. Hegy hegy hegy. I wanted it. Oh. Awww, I wanted the doop. do. Nailed it. Nailed it. Okay. Hey JD, are you allowed to preview your own emotes in chat before you submit them? No, I am not, unfortunately. But if they're all screwed up, I can redo them in Photoshop, because I got that power. I don't need no ding-dong I'm making a corny. Oh, crotch. Clip. Okay. Nailed it. I don't know if the... Earth. Earth. Earth. Yo. So many hegy shots. Oh, my life. Thank you, Chevy. Good, slap it. Oh, I need the right rim. I just saw something flashing. I thought it was the right orb. To the point of hiding. Yo, Dren, hello there, sports fans. Ice sports, beach sports. There you go. This is the internet. Everyone cares about everyone's sexual life. Agreed. Guys, it's all about this deck. Alright, what? What makes you think? That? That'll do it. Collect it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Did you see that? That right there? That's the The sprays I'm doing here... Okay, that was not right. Everybody... Oh... Killed! Alright, we're taking a photo of this. That's really good. Ah! Don't take a photo! Oh, God! Good! I should have held the flipper up. I forgot about that. That almost ended really bad. I got you, Ryan. I screwed all that up. That didn't work. Well, that's fine. That's what I get for trying to take a selfie. A pin selfie. That's the only way the ball's going to go in for me. Just bounce it? The Rip Kids. I was born in that hole, Stomaboma. Stomaboma. Y'all make the money. Okay, killing it. There's that. There's that. Killing it. There's that. There's that. I had a danger already. Rich kids need more money. Who's rich? I'm not rich here. You know, okay, I think I want to change those GTK letters to white. Yeah. Yep. So I'm going to change the GTK letters to white and I'm going to sharpen up that turd so it looks better. Sharpening up that turd? You hear that? I'm going to do that tomorrow morning. I'll submit them. We'll be great. All right, I've got a long way to go, folks. Did I miss something? Why is the ladder there? It's ladder, man. It's ladder. It's ladder. Oh, shoot. Stop! Whoa. That's a wicked spin on it. Hang on, Andy. Everybody out. Everybody out of the pool. It's a reference to Caddyshack. When everyone's swimming in the pool and someone drops the baby root chocolate bar in the pool, everyone thought it was a turd, so everyone left the pool. Everybody out of the pool! Let's cook it! Yes, the new emotion is Jack's getting a new tattoo. Oh, man, the bebop. Oh, bebop sounds good. Oh, I had that last night, bro. Damn it, I want it now. Oh, bebop. Oh, bebop. Bebop. And then they'll marry you. Exactly. Guys, I just need you to fill the hole for now. The emotes will be corrected all the day. I love you. Oh, shoot. Shoot up. Oh, coal fire. Oh, coal fire. Hump slip, draggy skin. Dance on out of the pool. Dance on out of the pool. Oh man. What you gonna do? That's for the real win right here. Yeah, that's the real win. Not in close. Wait, let me see. Can I vote? Oh, you want me to pull up to vote? Yeah, pull up to vote. Alright, so here's what you get to choose. Hold on. Let's go to the vote. Alright. Alright, so there's a DTK, Deadfoot logo, Kappa, which is the Brad Zac Stark thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Baywatch pinball, Project Pinball. Dude, Project Pinball was forcing this down people's throats. They were like, get that tattoo on you. Get the tattoo. Maybe it was done by Aspen. No bang backs as a tramp stamp. That's... Pinball Wizard, which is rude. Guys, come on. That's rude. Wait, did you add all these or did they add all these? They added all these. Oh, there. These people are awful. Dick Butt saying radical. By the way, okay, someone mocked that up. I'm gonna show you really quick. It's pretty fucking hilarious. Wait, the dick butt rant? Sorry, don't hate the kids. It's the dick butt. It's a real dick butt. Okay, so Facebook. I thought Facebook was like the quickest website on the face of the earth. You know what I'm saying? This is taking forever. Right now, when we call it, that's what's gonna win. Hello? Alright, anyway, Al-Anonymous posted a... You gotta send it to me. Yeah. Yo, Facebook it to me. I'll Facebook it to you. Rock the boat. Alright, let me play this out, guys. This is the last game. You won, by the way. Thanks, thanks, Ken. Thanks, Don. I got a grand champion. You won. See, that's how you don't have to be... You don't have to put up big scores to win. You don't have to blow it out to convince. You just gotta win. I overshot. Nice jiggle. Drop caps. That was de-catch right there. Thanks dog. Oh crap. Wait a minute. Can you hit number two right there? two right there? I guess I could have. I touched the button. Hey, can you hit number two, please? Ladies and gentlemen, let's look at this here. I love you guys. JD's tattoo, we have had 184 votes, and number one is... Wait, you should go third to first. Okay, third to first. So, in third place is No Bang Bats with 15.4% of the vote. Okay. That's rude. In second place with 16.5% of the vote is Guy Fieri's Frosted Tips and Advisor. We are excited. That didn't work. I thought these people liked you. Yeah. And in first place with 22% of the vote is the Deadflip logo. But I like how... Other? Just the word other. What the hell's other? Wait, there's a quote around other. There was an other quote. That one had quite a few votes, and then there's other. Please no Guy Fieri. He's an awful racist person. Okay, fair. It's the Deathloop logo, that one, guys. Are you going to get the Deathloop logo on your back? Oh, God. My suit is super huge, so it looks like I'm wearing my jersey at all times. No, it's probably going to be something small somewhere. Because what I'm going to do, Internet, is every 100 subscribers, for every 100 new subscribers I get, we'll go through this whole process again. Wow, that's good. For every 100 subscribers. I'm willing to look like a freaking ding-dong, but also make a lot of money off you guys. Just kidding, I love you. Folks, thanks for all the subs. Thanks for all the follows. Thanks for all the donations. You guys killed it yesterday, raising all that money. holy crap you guys raised a lot of money um you know donate to kids DTJ wait is Gearson still here donate to Jack all that other fun stuff um DTJ DTJ that's good donate to Jack do we get to choose where the tattoo goes well you guys would want like a like a dead flip teardrop that'd look baller that's cool or like a chrome pinball teardrop what if you had two of them under your nose or my mustache Oh, like you shave your mustache? Or my eyebrows? What about right there? Oh, yeah. A left and right on each butt cheek, and when you twerk, it looks like you're flipping. Oh, see, there you go. Who's that? That's the guy I ripped off when I made the Jack Danger face. Yeah, yours looks way better. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, I appreciate it, because you got this. Mine's sharper. Oh, man. I also look way more contrasty and tan. Yeah, you look good. Folks, have a great night. I love all of you. It's true. Yeah, if we can get 100 subs a day, we'll just do whatever. You'll be filled up. Yeah. Yo, let's fill it up. Yo, fill up. Yo, go tattoo man, go. Oh, another 100 subs. They want a pizza slice with a wizard beard. Put it on my butt. What about a wizard with a pizza beard? Yeah, I think that exists. What about a pizza with a pizza beard? Pizza with a pizza beard. How about Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs? With a wizard on his chest. With a wizard on his chest. Had to have a wizard. All right, guys. We're out of here. I love you. Have a great night. Go play pinball. It's Tuesday. Go figure it out. Have a wonderful night, ladies and gentlemen. And don't forget to give me all your money. Goodbye. I love you. Oh, hey, look. It's Stargazer. How about a wizard holding a single pinball? I think that's painted on a van somewhere. Yeah, that sounds like my dad had that van. My dad had that van. My dad had that van. My dad had that van. Fuel champion. Give me fuel, give me fire, give me... It ends. Finally, I need to sleep. Gearsman, I love you. Have a good night. Guys, I'll fix those emoticons probably tomorrow. Thank you, Flips. Bye guys. I'm killing the stream now. Bye internet. Goodbye.