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Day 3 of TWILIGHT ZONE Battle. Feb '15 - 2 / 2

Dead Flip·video·16m 56s·analyzed·Feb 19, 2015
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TL;DR

Jack Danger hosts Twilight Zone pinball competition stream with gameplay, merch plans, and community banter.

Summary

Jack Danger streams Day 3 of a Twilight Zone pinball competition featuring multi-player matches with Crystal, Chuck, and Brad. The stream covers gameplay, strategy discussion, merchandise plans (DeadFlip branded apparel and pins), IP protection/trademark discussion, and casual banter about gaming and related entertainment.

Key Claims

  • If you lock all the balls in Twilight Zone, you get a 40 million star jackpot

    high confidence · Direct gameplay observation and rules explanation during match

  • DeadFlip is planning to raffle off DeadFlip-branded flipper rubbers (one or two sets) the following week

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states merchandising plan during broadcast

  • Jack Danger has trademarked DeadFlip branding within the past week

    high confidence · Jack states 'I trademarked all the DeadFlip stuff' and clarifies timing of trademark vs copyright process

  • DeadFlip will produce shirts and lapel pins but not hoodies

    high confidence · Jack explicitly states merchandise production plans during broadcast

  • Jack Danger's birthday is the following day (Day 4 of the Twilight Zone Battle)

    high confidence · Jack states 'Tomorrow's my birthday' and viewers congratulate him with 'Happy birthday, Jack Danger'

Notable Quotes

  • “if you just lock all the balls you get a 40 million star jackpot”

    Jack Danger@ 0:55 — Explains key Twilight Zone multiball strategy

  • “I trademarked all the DeadFlip stuff. I am not sweating it. I trademarked everything. A copyright takes, like, freaking two or three years.”

    Jack Danger@ 7:44 — Reveals IP protection strategy for DeadFlip brand

  • “DeadFlip is never going to make any hoodies for people to wear. But we will produce some shirts and some cool little lapel pins”

    Jack Danger@ 7:25 — Clarifies merchandise product line decisions

  • “Tomorrow's my birthday... See how drunk Jack actually is when the transmission starts”

    Jack Danger@ 15:07 — Announces birthday streaming plans for Day 4

  • “I want to go home and watch the Twilight Zone”

    Jack Danger@ 10:05 — Commentary on frustration with gameplay; cultural reference context

Entities

Jack DangerpersonCrystalpersonChuckpersonBradpersonTwilight ZonegameDead FliporganizationRichiepersonTubbyman2000person

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger actively building DeadFlip branded community through merchandise raffles, streaming content, and trademark protection to professionalize the brand

    high · Plans to raffle flippers, produce shirts and pins; recently trademarked brand; explicit statements about merchandise strategy and IP protection

  • ?

    event_signal: Multi-day Twilight Zone pinball battle competition streaming event (Day 3 of 5) with rotating player participation and community viewership

    high · Explicit references to 'Day 3 of TWILIGHT ZONE Battle', plan for 'two more days', Day 4 birthday special streaming, viewer chat participation

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger's streaming style emphasizes community interaction, comedic commentary, casual production notes (power ranger noise editing), and blending gameplay with merchandise/brand building

    medium · Engagement with chat, merchandise planning during broadcast, meta-commentary about editing, acknowledgment of viewer birthday wishes, casual tone

Transcript

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0:00
I'm gonna have to do so many birthday push-ups, I have to really get on with it. Oh, you're not playing.
0:33
Swap. Make, make, make. Lock the target. You already played a multi-ball, so you got a one, two, and then a three. Okay. Donation where Jack gets his donuts.
0:49
You can lock more balls. Nope. Donate to Jack. As we just figured out in the chat, if you just lock all the balls you get a 40 million star jackpot. Because we'll be careful. They're pretty sure Max is out at 50, so...
1:10
Hell yeah. Ah! Damn it! Just hold it. There you go. Just be angry! I don't know if you're angry. No, do it. It is the same. If you do it immediately after, if you watch the Sharp Brothers, they'll play a pin, and if they fuck up, they, sorry, donate to kids, they come over to the machine next to them and just shake the crap out of them. I would be doing that if there was a camera. Yeah.
1:44
Send me away. Send me to hell. You got three minutes. For what? We have one more game. Three minutes. Load us up. Crystal goes first. Who won? Crystal.
1:58
You know what? Rules are gone. Brad Smith won. Brad Jack. Brad Smith won. Brad Jack, Chuck, Crystal. Brad took it.
2:06
Let's go in reverse order this time. Crystal, this is all or nothing. That's a Texas Steel and that's the... That's the Boot Scootin' Boogie. That's girl groups, isn't it? I have no idea. Oh, dod. Cadillac, Cadillac, Cadillac. Ring it. Oh. Yep, he pinned it. I'm saving the buzz for last. This is way too late. There you go. Keep that body straight. You're doing yoga right now, dude. Hell yeah. Catch it.
2:57
Flip early with this. Or not at all. So early it didn't touch the ball. You made $43 million off of that, by the way. Thanks. Now here's the deal. Do not tilt or you don't get any of that money. Okay. Don't get inserted.
3:16
Don't get inserted. And also don't be gross. Sorry. All right, flip with the baby flipper. All right, always flip with the baby flipper. You need that. That was an unfortunate swing short, and I didn't do it. Yo. $40, $40 million. $44, $50 million on the first one. Bam. Nice job. Good job, bud.
3:41
Jack, I think you need to get your eyes tested. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. I decided I want dead flip flippers for NASCAR. Blue flipper rubbers, it would fit.
3:53
Dude, demented. You don't have to do that. Thanks, buddy. Well, I'm going up there anyway. Demented. We are going to raffle off a pair of the dead flip flippers next week Oh yay Maybe two Maybe two sets We not sure Oh I thought you were just going to do one flipper at a time How freaking terrible would that be Here's one flipper. Figure it out. No one likes you.
4:27
I see you missed out because you're going to have a little red letter in front of you. We just wanted it to match the hoodies. I want the death lapel pins.
4:39
The lapel pins, I think, are going to be on point. That would be so great, man. It just looks like it's Chicago or America. You know, that's fine. And then you know what will be after that? A stolen symbol from the Chicago Police Department. But here's the deal.
4:56
In just 15 months, when we're in Las Vegas, and our faces are splattered everywhere, because we're like the hottest thing to be wanted yeah right because of haunted posters alright Chuck I'm second who's first? Crystal you are annihilating all of us Crystal what's the spiral again? okay hold on, spiral are the loops okay but you don't have to shoot for them what you do is just rock the ramps and those are just arbitrary if you ended up hitting him. So you want to hit both the ramps to get your gumball. Actually, you only need the left ramp because you have the right ramp done already. Left ramp, it's going to light your lock and it's going to light gumball. And then at that point, you can get your lock and then hit left ramp again and hit multi-ball or you can shoot for gumball right away and get like 20 million points. Left ramp. Left ramp's your goal. We could add a letter. We could. Oh, yeah.
5:58
Okay. Shh. Oh, God. Mom? We can't find you. Mom, flip. Flip. Keep hands off levers. Oh, you ampy. Oh! You're still skewling us. Skewling. Skew. We're going to skew. After the lapel is ejected, you cufflinks. Cufflinks. They look cufflinks. Ladies. Yeah, I'm just gonna use the place that made the, uh, bar camp thing.
6:27
Yeah. Oh, boy. I get the first one. You got it, partner. You love Sarah, don't need everything. Son of a bucket.
6:40
Seriously. You should just move, like, everybody. Chuck looks for the gumball instead of the slot machine for the Mogia. You want to put it back into that flashing yellow light there, big guy.
7:07
Oh my god. That's death. Yeah. If you don't destroy the game shaking it on its way out like it, there's nothing you can do. Is this me? Yes, you. Hey, it's better than $2 million. QED. Yeah, so here's the deal.
7:25
Deadflip is never going to make any hoodies for people to wear. But we will produce some shirts and some cool little lapel pins like this little, well, I'm not going to show my company logo. I hate to tell you this, but I copyrighted that just like about a week ago. I trademarked all the Deadflip stuff. I am not sweating it. I trademarked everything.
7:54
A copyright takes, like, freaking two or three years. Yeah, well, I started before you thought about it.
8:02
You know, someone's going to want this. And then when you met us, you're like, suckers. It's like Super Bowl. You can't say it without paying for it. Thanks. Today, that was my story.
8:18
See, but I, I got them so you can say that anymore Jaden yeah PM me because you know wink wink don sweat it Oh I really would like to find this frickin shop Well, if it's not copyrighted, I can make hoodies. It's trademarked under the Creative Commons license, so there is a fight to be had. I just shot myself in the foot, like... Awww! Alrighty, here we go, baby, here we go! Here we go! Crystal, crystal, crystal. Crystal! Don't need to kill me. Crystal! See how good that feels? Yes! See how good that feels? That is the lamest baloney. Baloney. Maybe like the end of the thing is... How did that happen? Oh, I think it's a plunger. Where did that even come from? That was... That was TM, from the studio. I see. TM. Oh. TM. F-B-T-F-S.
9:26
That's a tattoo we have. Yeah, the scoop needs a hug. Crystal needs a hug. Shut up. Sorry. There you go, Jaden. As long as I get credit for it. Thank you.
9:43
So, all right. This is because everybody would think it would be the hardest computer machine ever. Really? I mean, I don't buy it. Oh, my goodness.
9:54
Oh, he's so mad. I want to go home and watch the Twilight Zone. There we go, baby. You got 40 points for that shot. That was one of the best shots I made today and look what I got from that. 40 points. I need a call from the boys. Yeah. Wait, do I get it to the ball or? Yes. It was a small three. All righty. Took the lead. You got me Chuck? I took the lead. 81 million. It was you. I remember when we went backwards. 18 million. Swim! And... Sweep!
10:44
Ah. Okay. Here's what we're going to do. You're going to go... Hold on. Calm down. Stay in control. Control.
11:00
Yes. I love you. That was on purpose. My please. Oh. Sharts. I want clock millions with a multiball.
11:18
Okay, okay, this is what I wanted. It's not going to give me the ball. I hate this so much.
11:31
Look at this crap. Look at this garbage. That's not good. Oh, gosh. As it ends. That was a jackpot. Free light.
11:56
Ready for another. Here we go. Carom. Oh my god. I thought that was it. Oh boy. I love you, I love you, I love you. That was... Oh! I thought that was it. You son of a gun of a Oh okay this will be good and bad Sailor time Sailor time
12:48
No, no, no, no, no! Mom? There you go. 20? 15? It's all money. Oh, good. Oh, God. I can't. I can't even.
13:21
So basic. I'm a basic bitch, kids. Basic bitch, kids. Donate. Damn. Why? Huh? Oh my freaking God! Son of a virgin! Son! God! Son!
13:43
Jack's just slightly upset with that ball. But he does take the lead with 96 minutes. Oh, pissed! That's easy. Couldn't have gone much better for me.
13:57
Oh yeah, Twilight Zone's on Netflix, man. You can watch that. Yeah! Does that friggin' dump the ball down the middle of that? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And then the unofficial sequel was called the Dark Gallery or something. What was it called? I don't know. It was the same host from Twilight Zone, but it was in color, and he was walking around a gallery. There's a way to end that night. The Night Gallery. That's what it was called. that was a different thing. There's a new one. Oh, it was Twilight Zone. Oh, it was Twilight Zone. You're thinking of the different thing. Whoa. Chuck Jackson, everybody. Gonna murder me.
14:43
There's a new one that's out and it's called Black Mirror. Yeah, Black Mirror is cool. I haven't seen it yet. It's the same thing. Alright, Internet, thanks for coming. Thanks for Crystal. Thanks for Chuck. Thanks for Brad. We are done. We're gonna be on this for two more days. It's going to be fun. Tomorrow's my birthday. Happy birthday, Jack Danger. Tune in. Bring all your money. Tune in. Come on out. See how drunk Jack actually is when the transmission starts. Now, I do have to go out to some events, so I'm not going to get trashed on the Internet. But I think the start of the trashing will happen on the Internet, for sure.
15:24
Richie's coming in tomorrow. Richie. I don't think anyone else has lined up. So it might just be me and Richie getting drunk off a beer. Oh, boy. Mad dog. Oh, God, I can't get too drunk, though. I've got to go do something. Thursday is Thursday.
15:38
I could stop by Thursday. Oh, it's Friday. Yeah. Oh, it's Thursday. Tyler's Chicken Tenders. Check them out on the internet. They serve you trains full of chicken tenders and the cabooses full of barbecue sauce. It just comes on by and you have to grab it. The thing's going like 20 miles an hour around this track. and you just gotta like try to grab a nugget and then catch a train where it comes back around with like the barbecue mustard and like the spicy mustard that's all they sell and there's pinball machines are there like buses that have tater tots? no it's only trains a bus of tots anyway kids have a good night tubbyman2000 thanks for the birthday wishes I appreciate it my man thanks for coming I have not seen you chat in the chat ever thank you for being here you show up to wish me a happy birthday that means a lot alright kids we'll see you tomorrow 5pm central standard time Jack Danger out bye bye power ranger noise I'll make sure to insert that power ranger noise later Jack can I play Metallica you can do whatever you want buddy Oh boy. Can I take it home with me?