Thank you. Alright. We back. Um, whoever, like seriously dude. Warble. You're in the business. Couple more beers. Couple more years. Of life. We're down to 24 viewers and you know what? I don't give a crap. We're going to play all day. Ladies and gentlemen, is the stream still up? Because it looks like we just ate a bunch of drop frames. Give me a one, two, three in chat if it's still working. Give me a three, one, two. Hold on. Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you that are still here, please raise a glass to my favorite people. I love you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, what time is it? We have like another hour under our belt of trying to blow this stupid piece of crap up. And we'll get it. I love you. Cheers. Sláinte. Próximo. Nostrovia. I'm drinking all the beer! Alright, Rudy. What do you know? What do you know, Rude? Get the 34 mil? He just called me what you thought he called me. I want beer. Let me in, Lee. Tater salad, you drank all your beer? No! Get more beer, please. Hey, it's only pinball. Okay, um, that was a big move. That was a big move. Oh my god. Oh my god. Alright, we're starting this over. Hold on. JD spends time saying how much he hates Superfans when the owner comes along and says he loves Superman. Alright, we're starting over. That's the great thing about pinball, ladies and gentlemen, is it's all subjective, you know? It's like, what you like isn't what I like. And because pinball is physical, you're playing against condition you're playing against like wear and cage and mods and stupid rubbers that people put on machines like super bands I would and please don't tell my mom probably punch someone really hard for a cigarette right now smoking's bad and bad for you Booyah! Ah, the butts! The butts are real! And gravity really sucks, man. Rip gravity, right? It's like, get over it already. Do you guys want to know, hold on, do you want to know when I've hit full sellout mode, ladies and gentlemen? Are you ready for this? It's when you see Deadflip sponsored by Superbands, the craziest bands that ever were bands. And I'll be like, I sure do love these things. Now, don't get me wrong, Superbands look freaking beautiful. Super Bands play like you've wrapped an old used condom from 20 years ago around a flip or 30 times. Whoa, that was way too loud. You should have heard the war. Hey, Bucko! And Superdor. Superdor. Superdor. Superdor. Superdor. So are they saying Superdog? Get to you, Superdog. Screw gravity. Speaking of sellout, Deadflip, where's that slow dancing? Yo, Rubber Ducks, I was talking to the dude that filmed it and he's coming to the studio tomorrow because, well, speaking of sellout, I'm doing a commercial for Stern's Kiss. And he's got that footage. And it's gonna be good. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to make that everything there is to do in this stream. When you sub, Gary Stern and I daddy-daughter dancing. Damn it. 420 Illuminati confirmed sellout oh the tattoo's coming very soon I'm just gonna walk and get it done guys I had every intention on doing that the other day but I got uh lost in my neighborhood which sounds stupid and not true but it happens because I am I am the world's truest ding dong mother fuck alright Archimedes have a good one buddy thanks for coming a fruity tattoo no on your arse with a whole hiz-hurt-y smile. Ah, I love the internet, ladies and gentlemen. It's pretty funny. It's a pretty funny. Oh, crap, it's midnight. It's midnight. 420 Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, flat dead, but I saw that, dude. It's pretty freaking intense, man. Keep your hands on the game No I tried to be cocky and I ruined the multiball By the way guys If you're trying to share links and you're not a sub because only subs can post links. What is whitelisted is deadflip.com our website and anything on Imgur. So if you have an image on Imgur or Imgur or whatever the crap it's called, you can post that if you're not a sub. Imgur, Imgur, Imgurger. Imgurger. Guys, I've been drinking The hang train? That's the new jet flip signal Crap, I should be playing one handed This whole time Hey, fucko! Oh man, I can hit that better with my freaking crosshand than I can... There wasn't saving that. it's pronounced imager even says so on their faq imager imger so uh non-subs are allowed to post links as long as it's a link to my website or if it's a link to an awesome photo on Imager. You freaking dirty microphone. Oh, man, I'm drunk, guys. I've had... I think I'm on beer six. I'm feeling good. Yeah, Warble, you slayed it, dude. You slayed it tonight, man. Thanks for hooking it up. getting drunk and playing pinball is like, that's what, that's, that's what, like, if someone asked what the definition of, like, what's life about? You know, it's like, you know what life's about? It's like, let's say you don't even care about pinball. You know what life's about? It's about playing pinball drunk with your friends. Now, I am theoretically alone in a big scary place by myself, but I do have 42 people here with me. I feel great. Now, that was the product of drinking. And what we're going to do is... Oh, hey, what happened? He called me a fucko. Rubber ducks, you should do it, dude. I'm drinking a hop-dilio with you, mate. Yeah, warble! Cheers, bruh. Dadfletch, good to see you. Let's play some pinball. Pinboa, baby. This boa, ladies and gentlemen, smells like... Grandma perfume. How to get off, please. Okay. I'm willing to accept that, and I will play with this ball, because I was an idiot. How to get off, please. I was an idiot. Whoa, my life. Now it's like nothing ever happened. You're a wizard, Dead Threat. I'm a what? You're a wizard. A what? You're a wizard. He's a what? You're a wizard, Harry. I'm a what? A wizard. You're gonna go to Hogwarts. You're gonna get a wand. You're gonna get her now! Bring some shite email! Heheheheh! Guys, for real though, that video like beyond cracks me up every time I watch it. I can't even handle it, how good that freaking video is. Is it time to play Photo Booth? You guys wanna go in the Photo Booth with me? You guys want autographed photo booth photos? Does it print photos? Hold on. Dude, Rubber Ducks, that's awesome, dude. Well, Rubber Ducks, how do I get 150 viewers? Four years ago. Stupid Dwarf! So, I was talking to your mom in bed the other night, and we were discussing that car that she bought you, and I think it's time that I take it, because I kind of need it. And, I mean, she's totally cool with it, and obviously you're just destroying the thing. So, you know, whenever you're ready to meet up... Now, I'm not asking you to call me dad or anything, but Pops or Papa or Papito. Nailed it. Oh, you sack of... We can get back on the homepage. So how's your wife and my kids, Jack? Pretty, uh, pretty, uh No, I'm not I'm not the best husband in the world, ladies and gentlemen But I'm a husband Oh, come on I even did a cool body move Cool body move Nailed it Now you Okay, now you're trolling me right now If Jack was my dad I'd probably call him Pop Bumper. Dude, that's the stupidest, most incredible thing I've ever heard in my life. Yo, Pop. Yo, Pops. Yo, Pops. Yo, give it to Pops. Hey, awesome. I think it was just you, buddy. Or it's location Wi-Fi, exactly. Alright, here's what we're going to do. Up the ramp. Into the lock. Into his mouth. Babe Ruth of Pinball, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, no fair, the freaking flipper got stuck. calls it real. No, they both came out of the same freaking hole. Hey, fucko! Hey, fucko! Alright, here we go. Nailed it. I don't know what's in there and I'm going to find out, you dirty, disgusting, pedophile of a puppet. Oh yeah, I'm not wearing my sunglasses. Oh, I almost got it in his freaking mouth! Suck my butt, Rudy! Oh! Why do I suck at paying attention? I'm more interested in gloating than I am shooting. Ego baby, it's all about my ego. Keep your ego intact folks. L'chaim. Check this crap out. Post pass, up the thing, nailed it. Into his mouth. Shalom Wait what do they call me in Hebrew I a I a gentile gentile I almost cut it in his freaking mouth Um, internet, who's, uh, who's, who's coming to, um, drive, drive me home tonight? Nailed it into his mouth. Are these for children? They don't fit my face. You're a fucko. Team Laura or Uber How'd you get there in the first place? Um So What you may not know Ladies and gentlemen I just have a big head Get off my case Dog I feel like a million. I'm not in Chicago or I'd already be there. Listen, are we hanging out or are we not freaking hanging out? It's like Wednesday night. I'm not done drinking. I'm done streaming soon, but I'm not done drinking. Like, let's go, let's hit up a freaking dive bar or something, man. Let's go. Dive bar. Ready? You and me? There's one nearby. It, um, it smells like piss, but the beer's super cheap. and realistically, a lot of very attractive people hang out there. And Laura said, as long as she doesn't find out about it, I'm not in trouble. So, let's party. Jack wants to go dancing. I would love to go dancing. Not even kidding. Listen, man, I'm strong, and if you don't understand by now that ladies love a dude that likes to just freaking go cut a rug, then you are severely missing out. Where did you go now? Shirts. Yeah. Super Dwarf. Please. Please. Kill him. Yeah, baby. Yeah, I don't know. Not there. Miss Zombie. How the hell are you, darling? Yo, join the cool kids club. Put it in the bug. I just want to dance. I just want to dance, Tina. Oh, that was it. Get away from the clock. Zeke. I'm not happy with you now. I'm not happy with you, buddy. You make a mess out of it. You don't like large crowds? Here's the deal. I, um... I'm... What am I? I'm what's referred to as an introverted extrovert. Okay? So, um... In basic social situations, um... I like to keep to myself. But if I'm given an in to work something, if someone will come up and be like, Hey, this is my friend Jack. Jack, this is so-and-so. You're about to get your pants torn off, because I'm going to blow your bottoms, blow your britches off. No. I can party hard with people that want to party, if that makes sense. If everyone's all stuck up and being super stupid, I can only do so much with that but I think that goes with everybody but really if you just feed me drinks I just become a shithead donate to kids suck your elephant trunk mmm all of this beer is so good Feed me drinks, Kappa Ross. Kappa Ross. Get the super dwarf. Get the super dwarf. Get the super dwarf. I'm going to have a mental breakdown in front of you guys. I'm just going to start crying for no reason. Get the super dwarf. All he ever wanted was a super dwarf. Oh crap. My life. What the frick was that? 10 out of 10 would visit? Hell yeah. Cosplay! I'm good, man. I'm at a bar right now, dude. I'm at a bar. I'm about nine beers deep. And, uh, I do not receive whispers from you for some reason. Hold on. Let me try to figure something out. Stop it! Am I following you? Yeah, I'm following you, dude. I should be receiving whispers from you, man. So, just whisper me. Uh, I guess. I don't know. Maybe whispers don't work. I don't know. The fun thing about me being a partner on Twitch is I absolutely have no idea how to use Twitch. Super Dwarf! DIRBOT! Yeah, me etc. That worked. Cosplay, try whispering me right now. Test, test. Oh girl. Hey fucko! Hey fucko! Cosplay. Yeah, I'm doing charity streams tomorrow. Would appreciate a retweet, bro. Cosplay. You're getting all the retweets, man. I'm giving you 100% of the retweets. All of them. I'm going to hook you up. Everyone whisper Jack. Hey, Tucker. You're up. Hey, fucko. I don't think it works for everybody So here's the story of Deadflip guys Do you want some story time right now Ladies and gentlemen Want some story time Cosplay you have to remind me dude Tomorrow You have to remind me because I am like gone Deadflip you should do a pinball podcast Once a month for subscribers only I think that's a great idea Okay here's the deal So a league started here in Chicago that sort of works like sort of works like a softball league or a volleyball league for bars. You know how bars would be like, yeah, it's like we're the Whistler, if Whistler was a bar. We're the Whistler's baseball team. We're gonna fight Northdown if North Down was a bar, North Down's baseball team, and then they battle. So Chicago, here in Chicago, we did that with pinball teams. I'm looking at the mic, but you're right here. We did that with pinball teams. And we're like, you know what, we would love to get in on this, because it was my buddy Nick Campbell, me, my buddy Dave Kiss, and my buddy Brad Zac Stark. And we all sort of worked in the same place. They all worked out of my studio. and we're like, let's do this. Let's just destroy everybody. So the first season comes around, and you know what we did? Unrelenting destruction of every single freaking team, even the team that had every top player in Chicago on its team. And the minimum of people that you could have was four, and the maximum was, I don't know, like 12. You know what we did? We only rolled 40, just enough to beat everyone. And we just swept it. We freaking didn't lose a damn game. We killed everybody. And then season two comes around, and we start losing people. So the core group starts dissipating. Now, the core group worked incredibly well. But once we started pulling in alternates and stuff, things started shifting a little bit. So we ended up in the finals against the big team. The team that's like, let's grab every major player and try to dominate it. And we lost to them by a tiebreaker or something. And then the third season comes around and the big mean team has a guy on their team who in one of the pre-finals battles gets butthurt on me that I'm cheering for some of my friends. and he shoves me, gets in my face, and says, you don't cheer for my fucking team, I don't cheer for your fucking team, I don't like you, you don't like me, so fuck off. Donate to kids, I apologize. And he just starts hulking out and people have to hold him back because he's trying to swing on me and then one of our alternates gets involved and he starts pushing that dude around and yelling at him and that dude is the reason we or I guess I didn't play this season because the fact that they let him play again was the dumbest thing in the world because it's guys like that that ruin pinball for fucking everybody. Donate to kids. Like, ladies have to start their own separate leagues because they're intimidated by assholes that do that stuff. Donate to kids. It's stupid. It's stupid. Pinball is serious business. Yeah, that guy, the Cobra Kai. They are essentially the Cobra Kai of Chicago Pinball. And I'm like, I'm walking up in here like Daniel-san. And I'm just like, what's up, bro? Oh, yeah, you've never seen this? You've never seen? You looking at my leg? You don't know what's going on? I'm going to kick you with this? Nope. I'm going to kick you with that. he does need to be punched in the face but I will tell you this gentleman also worked I don't want to talk too much about it he worked for an important company and the important company had to have a talking to him because he was disrespecting things he is now fired from that important company and he's now moving away so have fun buddy I'm glad there's really awesome people like you around Crap How dare him talk to a 6'7 person that way I think that also might have been part of it He might have had some sort of Napoleon complex Where he's like Listen man you don't get to talk to me You think you get to do it and I'm like, um... I'm just like holding his head while he's swinging. You know, sometimes butts get hurt. Sometimes people were born with hurt butts. You know? Sometimes people were born with hurt butts. That Naruto voice is the best. He's behind you, Jack. If he was behind me, ladies and gentlemen, he would have already been trying to taekwondo my ass. And someone already told me how to combat taekwondo. Just don't let him get you to the ground. Being a tall, lanky dude, that's pretty hard to do. Hold him by his hair, spit in his mouth, close it, shake his head, and then pee on his face. I love you, Internet. You're the best. guess not everyone likes Jack it's true man I think he so this guy I feel like there's a couple of people like this to be honest including streamers that feel like maybe they were the ones that were supposed to be this big sort of face of pinball and not this ding dong that gets drunk on stream and yell stupid stuff all the time. And that hurts a lot of people's feelings. But it's those people that get upset and angry that shouldn't have anything to do with this. Like, it's all about having fun. That is what pinball is about. If you're playing a game and you're getting upset at somebody for beating you or for anything, that is not the situation that anyone needs to be in. And that is why people are starting their own segregated leagues, because people can't control their freaking asses. I'm just here to tickle people, you know? It's like, what's up, girl? What's up, bro? Let's get that tickle. Tickle. Well, you do a good job of getting drunk and yelling things on stream. Thanks, Surprise Face. You have been from a Twitch channel for using your remotes? Shinma, what channel would that be? Can you please tell me in a whisper or something? Hold on, I'll follow you so you can whisper me. Shinma, that is so amazing I can't even handle it Oh, I'm already following you Shinma, whisper me Tonka Tonka car? Thanks for the follow, buddy The streamer said only my emotes are allowed here We just like Dear streamer Here is the sexiest butt dance you've ever seen on Twitch Now, I will say, I can understand, like, I don't care about emotes. You can use those in my chat all day long. I don't like people advertising their streams in my stream. What the frick? The flipper button stuff worked here. But if you bring in someone else's emotes in here, just go ham! OOF! Speaking of emotes I never want to freaking see in my chat... ThePrixie! For 4 months in a row, darling, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league! You're amazing! Ladies and gentlemen, if you want... corndog emotes. ThePrixie is where it's at. She also streams, like, very random games. Oh, there it is! There it is! There it is! ThePrixie. You da, you da best. Best I ever had. Hold on, do... Let me, hold on, let me... Let me get this corndog love going. Guys, I've been, you know, Dad's been drinking. I'm at a bar right now, so give me a freaking break. Prixie, I'm streaming on location. And, uh... I've been drinking. Did you say go ham? Cosplay? Go as freaking ham as you'd like to. Super Dwarf! Right there. Damn cosplay! Cosplay, how many people do you subscribe to, man? Uh, cause that is a lot of different emotes, my friend. Good gravy! Why is it the drinking not the streaming? Get a corndog. Trixie, thanks for coming to my stream. It's a completely normal, nothing new is happening stream. No big deal. Damn, this thing smells bad. Pricksy the butt with the O Slaying it Weapon Get a super corndog I only subbed to two people Miss zombie You da best Mother super casual Top Gunner, I am incredibly well and incredibly intoxicated, my friend. I haven't gotten to catch a chance in Fortnite. Pritzy, I'm streaming super late because we're spending our next three days here at this bar where we're going to be streaming Funhaus and then Champion Pub and then there is a um uh what's the other game that's coming up here? Uh, Party Rock Party? What the hell? Guys, I'm having a brain fart. What? Did I even know there's a whole table of stuff here? party zone yes indeed quite quite I see mmm yes indeed quite mmm mmm I'm back in that beard welcome back snowboarder Creature like web photographs. What? Parties guys they have so many props over here Let play some pinball Faults in hair Stevenator! What's going on dude? You look Amish now. Is that Smooth Criminal? I played Hook? Oh nice, I have not yet played Hook. But it looks... it's a fun... That's a Data East game, right? The lice that are in the head. Powered Stern. Okay, guys. I'm having... Hold on. You know what? I ain't afraid of lights. If I gotta shave my head, I gotta shave my head. Like, it ain't the end of the world. This is a wash game, I did that on purpose. Can we just play the photo booth, please? Hey, Pupster, play again! When did the Slash show up? Slash? That gold hat, JV the Recon. Alright guys, after this we're taking some photos, okay? I kind of want a photo booth in my studio Uh This one takes credit cards So I think we're good Hey fucko DMB Junkie 4 Thank you for the follow You da man Or the woman. Yo girl, you know something? I got that testosterone burn. Right there! Ah! I know a dude locally that runs a photo booth makes a killing off of it? Damn! You guys know I have a photo booth tattoo, right? Right? Do you not? Do you or do you not? Yo, you wobbling like crazy, dog. This game doesn't like when you hold the ball. can't look I'm married I'm married too! You better close your eyes. Stay away from the clock. I don't know what you're playing is lagging now Thanks CHK I noticed your humor is drying up. Oh, left. Yes. I'm not hungry. Ow! I thought we were... We ain't friends, player. I can go suck a super dog. Suck my super dog. It's midnight. Finish! Get the craziest dip! Smoochie! Are we on the homepage yet? Of Twitch. I'm doing big things here, dammit. For the good of pinball. And, uh, diaper awareness. This game is playing a little tough, a little tough. But realistically, I am not familiar with the game that way. There are other people here, but not up in this upstairs area. This is closed off right now to deadflip and all deadflip related sexual encounters. Uh, we're gonna take a photo. Hey, buddy, let's play again. Oh, they all see Lauren and Eric on them. All right. Okay, folks, here's the best part of this photo booth. This is left over from a wedding, so all the photos that are in there are going to show up in the bride and groom's data thing that's happening there. And we have our photos, ladies and gentlemen. We got Sad Jack, Drinking Jack, Super Happy Jack, and then, congratulations, Lauren and Eric. we'll leave one here for them to discover and then this one goes in the lock bar nope lock bar? that was a tight lock bar the gift for leaving it there so I think in a couple more beers, there might be some dirtier photos being taken, anyway, here, take these, I don't want them, take them, but you didn't know you were going to attend a wedding reception, you're going to be like, oh, look, it's Grandma Ronnie and Grandpa Giorgio, and who, yo, who's this guy? And then the bride's gonna be like, yo, I gotta find this dude. And then we're gonna find each other and be like, your name's what? Jackie Danger? Aw, girl, you and I? Don't be partying. No, the upstairs area is empty. The downstairs area is swamped with people. Swamped. Butt swamped. Probably should have eaten some food. Who's this wedding crasher? This guy looks like he isn't even good at pinball. Thanks, Prissy. I'm sorry, Ed. I like beer. Yeah, beer is super good. Congratulations, Lauren and Eric. Alright. Tater Salad pizza can't be delivered to this car. I guess it can be. I'm gonna, like, go downstairs and eat All the food. By the way, who... Okay. Warble? Are you still here, Warble? Hold on. Is Warble still here? That dude just bought me like 90 beers. Yes. Fire pizza! I'm covered in glitter now This game doesn't like when you hold the ball I see his name But like Big shout out to the dude that decided to get me drunk. I love ya. You're the man. You don't even look like you're gonna pinball. No, I don't need more beer. I just want to say thank you. Give me a super duke. Give me a super duke. By the way, The only people that are up here, folks, are people that work here just looking at me like I'm just the biggest freaking psychopath right now. The biggest psychopath. It's just a couple of ladies up here just staring at me going... Is that guy talking to himself? He's playing pinball. They just broke something because I was talking about that. They cut you off. I'm not happy with you now. Um, I know the owner. They don't get to cut me off. Mike? will get me swastie. Patrick Swastie. Yes, snowboarder, you heard something. Alright, buddy. That's not funny. Yo, but this hat though. Bruh. Yo, but this hat though. Rawr. Rawr. Fallen, risen, sadly tried. Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup. I find your lack of beer disturbing. Um, I'm confident that, like, when I walk away from the stability of the pinball machine, I'm gonna be stumbling. I'm gonna be stumbling. Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup. Stanley Cup. Now you guys said that JD needed a refill on his beer. Well, that refill is all over the floor now. Stanley Cup. Um, so you're saying I need more beer? Every time I leave to go get beer, I lose half of my viewers. And then they come back. Jack has a good bladder. No, I have the best bladder. I could drink fucking nine million gallons of water. And I don't even know what piss smells like. Donate to kids. Just kidding. Donate to kids. Um, can I, uh... It's 9-13. Can I go get some more... Can I get some more drinks? I should have stopped streaming a while ago, by the way. but I'll keep going because you know what's going to happen is the later we go the more opportunity we have to show up on the front page and because we're on what's called backlog oh hey it's people on the L no don't leave no Son of a bitch. That's not a swear, guys. That's not a swear. Starting to look like laddering time. Um, but there are no ladders here. God, that light is so far up there. Alright, here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna get two more drinks, and then we're gonna call it, okay? Guard my, um... Um, I love you. Um, so I need someone to donate like, uh, uh, four, four and a half thousand dollars and then we'll figure it out later. Thanks. I'm sorry. Hey baby Hey baby Okay so I found out how the Warble thing happening And brother, you are not paying for all these beers. I will not let that happen. Oh. Will not let that happen. Is he still here? Woo. He's still here. Yeah, that's, uh... Perhaps I drink more than you thought I could. Yo, check this out. Champion freaking pub. Pizza Steve Alright so After you guys spoke about bladder stuff I'm gonna go use my bladder And we're gonna keep playing pinball Right Pin Thank you. What's up, Laura? Are you coming to get me or what's going on? Laura, I think I found my, like, this is freaking heaven. Pinball. And photo booth. My life is complete. Jack Jr. will be born with shades and a cool haircut right off the womb. Right, I still won't. Alright, let's GC this piece of shit, Brett. Put it in your neck. Put it in your neck. Get the super duo. I would love my own photo booth. Can you use one of those as your passport photo? I'm stuck here. This is like freaking Hotel California, ladies and gentlemen. What? How did that save even work? How? How? How? Laura, I want my own photo booth. Laura, when are we getting a monster bash? Laura, when do I get my own photo booth? Laura, when does our child have aviators? Laura, when are we having a child? Get on the child tip. I went to a university that the hotel... Oh, really? Really? Good night, Donger. My name's Jack Donger. Laura wants a Monster Bash. I want a photo booth. I got all the beer. What's that? I'm going to be done in like 20 minutes or something. Yeah, no, don't worry about it. Oh Hi Yep, I definitely got that, that's for sure. Yo, GTFO. GTFO. Dude, I have this zombie thing. So, uh, when's this weirdo leaving? He made us fight stuff. Better finish some beers. Yeah, no kidding. Hey, fuck off! Just call Mike? Yeah, right, Snowboarder. It's true, man. Seriously. I mean, realistically, I could and would stream until one in the morning. I'm at the point now where I've had too much to drink. Time means nothing. My life is but a shrill of a shell. For Michelle. Government slave! How are you, buddy? Call me Spunky one more time and I'll fucking unplug you. Oh! Damn, I got a lot of... Ooh, guys, I have a Snapchat for my wife. Do you want to see it? I don't know what it is. Should I show this to you? Whoa! No! No, no, no, no, no! Waba, waba, baba, doo doo. Glad I did not show that to you. Holy crap. That was, uh... That was, uh... That was Laura. Holy moly. Why is she sending me crap like that? Damn it. It was all the boobs. B-E-W-B-Z. Laura in all her glory, she was in the danger zone. Suck a duck. Me and Laura, one and the same. I can't reach my beer. Yo, Laura is the biz, ladies and gentlemen. Did you see how she was playing Monster Bash the other night? She was like live catching and drop catching like a champion. It was sort of pissing me off a little bit. Because I don't know where she was getting those skills from. Big juicy nuns. Look out, fucko. She apparently wants you home. Meh. Sex is overrated. Said nobody ever. Hey, fuck off. Guys, I have like a beer and a half to drink. Alright, check this out, check this out. Ready? Watch this. Hold on. Something something wants your hot dog inner Rudy something something. Hold on, I got an idea. We're going to chat our way to a billion points. You ready for this? No! No! I need the alley pass. Here we go. Hey, fuck off! Hey, fuck off! so here's here's here's the fun part of the story ladies and gentlemen is um i'm gonna leave my computer and my monitor and pretty much everything that is dead flip to make dead flip work here at the bar. Right where it is. And if people steal it, I'm fricked. Hey, buddy! You can have it back! Trusting anonymous bar patrons has never worked out poorly. You can't tell me what to do. I've had like 10 to 12 beers. No way. I hope some random stranger figures out how to stream tomorrow, that would be hilarious. I mean, it's probably fine. Hey buddy, you're up! I don't puke when I drink, buddy. Prosnestrovje! Sláche! Sim, sim. You're up, buddy! Hey buddy, you can have it back! Thanks, Dad. My dad's Rudy, by the way. He's a pretty super shitty dad. I don't want... I just don't want to tear it down. L'chaim. Oh, I'm so drunk. Trixie. Trixie, do you play Hearthstone? because he should. Oh, here's the name of the bar. The luxurious and lavish Bottom Lounge in Chicago. Chicago, Illinois. I live here and I can't say it because I drank too much. Bottom Lounge in Chicago, Illinois is the biz with the whiz. Cheese whiz, that is. get the whiz with the biz trademark your mom slow motion for me slow motion for me slow motion for me slow motion for me slow motion for me there's nobody up here I can yell whoo there's nobody up here Hashtag, how's your mom? It's not... He's going to get kicked out. I don't get kicked out. I kick everyone else out cause I'm the biz Wiz You fuck you Get the fuck out of here Yeah take your stupid fucking hat and get lost Yeah you too Behind the bar I don't care You work here that's fun Oh I gotta go Go home stream you're drunk hashtag hashtag ladder engaged your mom's wasted I should probably turn these pins off ploop ploop ploop Donations for private photo booth pics. Oh, here we go. Happy birthday, Lauren and Eric! 10-31-15. Can you believe they finally tied the knot? Lauren and Eric? You guys, you crazy guys. Yes. enjoy your wedding here's a penis you were showing promise early on and rudy kicked your ass uh it's true man the thing is um YOLO. You know, it's like, just hang out, man, and have fun. And drink too much. The tides shifted when the bar owner brought a beer over, and I was like, we gotta keep going. We gotta stay the course. Move to periscoping the downstairs. Davkinson 82. Thank you for the host. You're the most I want to roast. Guys, I'm going to Periscope right now. Here's what I want you to do. Folks, follow me on Twitter. We're going to open Periscope right now so you can see what's happening downstairs. Periscope. He roofied you, Jack. Yeah, well, you can. Mike, no! I'm sorry, I'll do whatever you say. Okay, here's what we're doing. What are you seeing right now? Butts. Period. Start broadcast. Follow me on Twitter, and you can see everything I'm seeing. This ugly mug. danger drink enough to become dunger again. Ladies and gentlemen, I'll show you. We'll go down. Whoa, this is kind of spooky, actually, seeing the stream and then the stream. Do you want to see the place we're in? Here we go. So here we go. We got this thing. There's the train tracks. There's McDonald's. How are you to business? There's a creature from the Black Lagoon. Here is that dumb game we were just playing. Look at that. Look at that sad dude. So check this place out. Look at this. It's huge. It's huge in here, right? So, this is upstairs. Okay, we'll walk. I'm walking over to the sub-car and they have a whole porch area out here. It seems good. But here, we'll shut the stream down and we'll go show you what it's like downstairs. We're almost at a drink. Oh, my God. I am intoxicated. Um, folks, player which can come, listen, there's 56 of you, come over to the Twitch side of things, Twitter, and I'll show you what's downstairs, and I promise see. That LED strip is killer. That's lighting my face. Works out pretty well. Rip stream, you guys can chat on Periscope. Take care of us, Jack. I love you guys. Periscope me. We're killing the stream right now.