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Fish Tales Pinball Let's Play

Dead Flip·video·2h 8m·analyzed·Feb 3, 2021
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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Fish Tales gameplay with technical troubleshooting and rules breakdown.

Summary

Jack Danger streams a playthrough of Fish Tales, a classic 1992 Williams pinball machine designed by Mark Ritchie. The stream focuses on gameplay mechanics, machine setup and leveling issues, audio troubleshooting, and rules explanation rather than competitive play. Jack discusses the game's layout, shot sequences, and value mechanics while dealing with various technical challenges including machine lean, audio phasing problems, and a stuck ball in the reel.

Key Claims

  • Fish Tales was designed by Mark Ritchie, with art by Pat McKinnon, mechanics by Jack Scallon, software by Mark Pinacho, and music by Chris Granner

    high confidence · Jack explicitly credits all designers during rules explanation segment

  • Jack streamed 827 hours in 2020 and a viewer watched 143 of those hours

    high confidence · Jack references Twitch 2020 recap directly: 'I streamed 827 hours in 2020' and mentions viewer Rob watched '750 of them' and another viewer watched 143 hours

  • Fish Tales is a difficult machine that punishes players with random ball physics near rubber posts

    high confidence · Jack repeatedly notes the machine's difficulty: 'This game hates my guts' and 'if the ball's hugging the wall, this ball guy, too hard, it'll barely kiss one of the rubber posts in there and it flies off'

  • The captive ball in Fish Tales's center has broken/overpowered modes including instant multiball and extra ball

    high confidence · Jack explains: 'It becomes Papa Duke ridiculous' with video mode, instant multi-ball, and light extra ball accessible from the captive ball

  • Fish Tales uses a mono audio system with just two soundboard components

    high confidence · Jack notes examining the backbox: 'This game is mono as fuck' and 'This game is mono as shit' with only two sound components visible

Notable Quotes

  • “This game hates my guts... This game and I, it's a very toxic relationship. Very toxic.”

    Jack Danger@ 3:52 — Sets tone for the stream; Jack's self-deprecating humor about his poor performance on Fish Tales

  • “I streamed 827 hours in 2020. What? You've never played this pin? It's wild.”

    Jack Danger@ 7:35 — Reflects on streaming volume and notes that despite heavy play time, he still lacks mastery of the game

  • “Can we get Stern Tee'd Off call bumpers jets from now on?”

    Jack Danger@ 39:35 — Humorous meta-commentary on pinball terminology; Jack jokingly petitions Stern to change nomenclature

  • “The outlanes are all the way open. This game is set up hard mode.”

    Jack Danger@ 63:34 — Indicates the difficulty settings and layout of Fish Tales; explains why the game is punishing

  • “I'm just sort of walking people through it right now. So every time you hit long cast here, you're progressing the lights that are in the middle here.”

    Jack Danger@ 38:43 — Jack transitions from casual play to educational content delivery about shot sequences

  • “Look at the flippers. It's the jaw of the fish. How dope is that?”

    Jack Danger@ 65:48 — Points out iconic design element of Fish Tales that viewers may not notice; reflects on artistic design

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMark RitchiepersonFish TalesgamePat McKinnonpersonJack ScallonpersonMark PinachopersonChris GrannerpersonMatt Scottperson

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger maintains active streaming presence on DeadFlip with substantial viewership; viewers include long-term supporters (9+ months subscription mentioned) and engaged chat community providing technical advice

    high · Multiple subscriber shout-outs, viewer participation in chat, technical suggestions from chat members (grounding cable, encoding issues)

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Fish Tales features complex rule stacking potential with captive ball advancement system allowing access to powerful modes (instant multiball, extra ball lighting) that can create explosive scoring situations

    high · Jack's explanation of multiball jackpot stacking: 'There's some very broken things inside of there. Like video mode. Instant multi-ball. Light extra ball. It becomes Papa Duke ridiculous.'

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Fish Tales demonstrates iconic pinball design elements that reward visual appreciation; flipper design as fish jaw is subtle artistic detail Jack highlights

    medium · Jack's commentary: 'Look at the flippers. It's the jaw of the fish. How dope is that?' indicates intentional aesthetic design by Mark Ritchie/Pat McKinnon

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger approaches classic game streaming with educational focus, breaking down rules and mechanics for audience rather than pure competitive play

    high · Extended rules explanation segment: 'I'm just sort of walking people through it right now' and detailed shot-by-shot mechanical descriptions

  • ?

    technology_signal: Ongoing encoder/streaming stability issues affecting broadcast quality; multiple troubleshooting attempts required during stream including CPU/memory monitoring, camera feed adjustments

Transcript

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0:00
Thank you. Hello? It's me, Jeff Danger. Hello? Mom? Are you underwater? There's no underwater. fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads fish heads, what?
1:23
eat all the fish heads, little baby fish heads listen, internet, work has been really hectic and I do apologize
1:40
Like, I should be freaking still working right now. But screw it. Everyone needs a little break. Let's move some games around the studio.
2:00
Bro. Thank you. I'm you. All right, we're good. We're good. Everything's good. We're good. Gone fishing. Leave a message. Beep. Okay, so we put this right here. It should be right where the camera is. Good dog. All right. Looking good.
3:40
What's up, Pinheads? Jack, it's been really cool playing some of the older games. Yeah, tonight's going to be no exception. I love this game. This game hates my guts.
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high · Multiple references: 'encoding overloaded', frame drops, red screen artifacts, Chrome resource management, face cam causing issues

3:52
So, get ready for that. This game and I, it's a very toxic relationship. Very toxic. Whew. What's that?
4:08
All right. let's plug you in. No billies on the fishtails? You know what I mean? This is not the Emporium one, no.
4:18
But fishtails as an idea, you know, Zerda, what's up? Just the idea of fishtails. Okay, sounds great. Happy Friday. One of the reasons, and this isn't like the main reason, but it just added to the delay,
4:48
is when I was like, hey, should I set up live or should I? I didn't have a background for fishtail, so I had to go build one real quick.
4:56
So there it is. Gone fishing. Leave a message. Yeah, I just built one real quick. Now that we have all these, like, DMD games, I got to get back to that DMD layout that we had. Remember with, like, the hand?
5:26
There's, like, the hand area. I have to sneeze. Woo! funky COVID-ina. Wow, let's make sure this is working. Welcome aboard, kid. All right, cool.
5:59
That works. Fish Tales is looking good. Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg. race cars, lasers, welcome aboard, kid.
6:13
Who is that? Yo, Skywarp. Three is not the number I'm trying to say. Nine months in a row. Thank you for maintaining your membership. Holy flip. Nine heckin' months. Thank you, Sky. Dang. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
6:34
We're setting up a pinball we're going to catch a big one. Righty then. I think we'll keep this as a cross cam. I mean a hand cam.
6:51
Prime Gaming. That's right, it's not Twitch Prime anymore. It's Prime Gaming, ladies and gentlemen. Strange fishing pole you got there. True.
7:04
True. So if I run this behind, hold on, if I give it the slack, run it behind, and then drop it there, perfect. No wires in the way, and the hand cam's perfect.
7:27
Hey, look at that. 2020 Twitch recap hype. How wild is that? I streamed 827 hours in 2020. What? You've never played this pin? It's wild. I still haven't gotten my recap. Dang. I watched 750 of them. Rob, I love you, buddy. Mcress, thank you, thank you, thank you.
7:57
That's a lot of pinball being played. You would think that would make me a better player. Nope. I'm just now realizing I mounted that to the back glass and we got to get in there to connect our device
8:17
All right, where the shit is this thing That is a part-time job you're right I'm a full-time streamer with part-time stream Part time streamer If you got Things that need to play I ain't about to Try to kick off the That height Screen 395 Nice My pleasure test Me watching 400 hours of pinball was an accomplishment I've watched so much Twitch that mine is still being generated true That's amazing Alright So, let's get into the back box here really quick.
9:14
Part-tune streamer. You should see a doctor part-time. I'm a full-time urinator, if that's what you're implying.
9:23
Full-time urine. Keep forgetting where the audio is. Every time. Every fucking... Well, this looks like... Oh, nice. The fish has been deactivated, by the way. The fish has been unplugged.
10:01
This looks like a soundboard. These look like soundies. Black and yellow, right? Yeah, that's it. This game is mono as fuck. This can't be... that can't be the audio. Just those two things? Really? I mean, I guess it looks right. Oh yeah, this game is mono as shit. Alright. Chat, I apologize. Wait, what happened? I was in my apartment for a month. I had it unplugged for my neighbor's sake. Smart. All right, so we'll pull this one without messing with the caps. 143 hours of Jack, but only been around since October. Nice. Do the fish have issues mean trish's got okay second committed give that to the left and what is it the area here
11:25
We are strangers by day, lovers by night. Oh, this is why we're just chatting. Hot dogs. Listen, Internet, can we get over the just chatting bullshit, please?
11:49
All right, let's see if this works, actually. oh WHAT THAT WAS. WAIT A MINUTE! Mуса fa.... WE ARE UNDER RELAVACIOUS muaraaaa. PUGGING IN. THE DETANCHABLE POWER COARD MOD Best mod in pinball, ladies and gentlemen.
12:29
Adding your own detachable power cable. Huge. Just keeps frequently seem to drain a lot at the left. I'm starting to wonder if the whole building might... Yeah. The whole building is kind of leaning.
12:45
Gone fishing. Leave a massage. Beep. So we'll plug this in. Should ask for that. All right, cool. That's good. this plugs in here and this plugs in here okay, now theoretically if I hit start I'm amazing at what I do I'm just you know alright, we got audio Can everyone hear it? Okay, it might need to turn up a little bit Toot toot That's why you make the big bucks That's me, making those big bucks Making them big buckaroonies Loud and clear Noises You gotta talk you little fish sounds good? hell yeah is that loud enough do you think?
14:08
encoding overloaded don't even start with this shit again today you piece of frickin fart still don't know what's overloading my encoder could it be this?
14:22
get rid of it Could be this. We'll get rid of it. Could be... I think that's it. You could use a little volume.
14:36
Here, let's see how loud it is. If this game's, like, in FU mode right now, I'm going to be pretty upset.
14:54
Oh, that's a left lean. Holy freak. That's a left lean. You're not hearing any call outs? I can hear call outs. All right. So you're one of the freaking zoomers with a special phone. Okay, hold on, let me get my tape
15:50
Let's just make sure everything's okay. I hear it just fine. I should not be feeding the right flipper. Oh, I'm aware.
16:05
It's like heckin' super leaning. Bez, what's up? Okay. I just got to pick so lean and we're good. All right, just got to fix the lean. Come on, Eileen. Audio's perfect. Lit. Yeah, the... Put a matchbox under it. The machine is leaning so hard it needs a V8. I'm sorry.
16:49
Thank you. You got a top? Where you going to fix? All right, let's see if that fixed it. All right, let's check it. Ready?
17:46
Did I get it perfect the first time? Seems a little floaty, yeah? Or no, I can't tell. Ooh! Seems floaty to me.
18:19
So, these need to come up. All right, let me jack up the back legs. Yes. Both? Neither? Alright, that should fix the floatiness. Let me look at the bubble. Let's feel it. Alright, that feels better. We might be leaning right now. Just double check in Alright, this feels doable Alright, that feels good
19:43
Let me turn off all the lights in here So everything gets sexy old man noises oh alright sorry old man noises
20:16
All right. I think we're good. Stand. This is my first time seeing this table played outside of the Williams iOS. Oh, really?
20:40
Well, get ready to see what a real fish house plays like, because this game is a dick. She's still leaning right Yeah, that's fine My floors are warped What am I going to do?
21:01
Hold on Let's try one more test game Just for level Okay, we're not hitting the wall Which is good I still think like Maybe the front legs because this still feels pretty floaty.
21:39
All right, let's see what that's like. Is Fishtails just naturally a floater? I mean, no pun intended.
22:14
All right. Do you have any tools that measure the angle of the game? Yeah, but, like, who fucks with that, you know?
22:26
I'm more of, like, a fisher than a talker, you know? Take owner. I'm more interested in the fishing.
22:38
Okay, last test. Yeah, that's a heavy railing. What am I missing here? Like, the floor is so uneven in, like, several different spots that getting this just right is actually a pain in the ass.
22:58
So, and that leg leveler, I'll come up with it. Pull. Welcome aboard, kid. Who is that? Hope everyone's having a good day. NDB, oh, there's the speed. Found it.
23:42
All right, I think we're level two. Oh, yeah, I think we're level. Clip it and ship it. We're done. That's it. We're done. That was a full monster fish. Game over. Stream's over.
24:07
Next game. Break it down. Let's go. Break it down. Let's go. Great stream. Who are we rating?
24:24
Man, internet, I'm not going to lie to you. That's probably the only time you're going to see that tonight.
24:32
A full monster fish? Like, no time off. Full monster fish. That was pretty wild. I'm just punching all these balls so I can clean the glass and stop the music from playing squirt squirt squirt don't move on my couch taking calls oh dang this thing is filthy
25:10
Dirty bird Aw, this game has a weird smell to it, too Hey, good evening, pinheads Welcome back to Deadflip Pinball My name is Jack Danger I'm new to streaming, so please be kind And patient with me while I figure this out, okay? I've only put in 827 hours this past year alone.
25:45
827 hours of streaming last year. I didn't need to know that number. Okay, hold on. 827. I want to figure out how to break that down to an hourly wage.
26:09
You watched 143 hours? That is wild. Build yourself a little streaming platform. Nice and flat. Ask Craig how many hours he streamed last year. Yeah, no thanks. Because it's definitely going to be three times what I've done, if not more. Because I stream, what, three hours a night?
26:28
Craig does, like, what, eight? Wowie, wow. Like, the thing that I've always hated, it used to be like, it used to be a flex back in the day, when you would open up World of Warcraft and type slash play, and you're like, yeah, look how much time I've spent on this game. Now when I do it, I'm like, what the frick have I done?
26:53
How, why would I do this? This was my life. I'm looking at the wasted time. my friend streams full time and he did 2100 2170 hours bro I'm always playing while watching streams yo that trainer I know it's against you know Blizzard TOS but you know gear up my characters for me just kidding Not that anyone from Blizzard is watching, or the WoW team anyway.
27:36
Woofers, bro. 2,200 hours is a standard full-time job. Oh. Internet, once... Listen. Okay, once you know what I'm wasting my time with during the day... Okay, just, like, relax. All right?
27:56
Mental math. 40 hours a week times 50 weeks equals 2,000. Oh. Oh, okay. Jack, you're part-time in it. I mean, apparently, you know what I could not do? I don't have it in me to stream eight-hour days of pinball every single day. My wrists and my back would be destroyed.
28:25
All right? It's not possible. I mean, it is if you hate yourself. Not with that attitude. Moobot, F you. And drinking on the job, I mean, it's one of those perks of being part-time, you know what I'm saying?
28:40
Do you have a circus full chair now? No, Gavin hasn't contracted me. We have to poke him. When is he going to let you build a pin jack? Yeah. Or anybody. American, what are you doing? Spooky? You like... You want to see some weird-ass shit? I'll do anything.
29:04
Gavin, step it up, Drew. Four hours of Fortnite, one hour of mukbang, three hours of pinball. Ooh. Most streamers sit and stream. Their bodies are shot, too.
29:17
Yeah, but... You know, I'm pretty fit for a guy that doesn't work out that often. Oh, I didn't do my push. We'll do them later.
29:30
We'll do them later. Yeah, I have to stand for three hours. Frames dropping? Yeah. I see it. We're good now. Nope, no we're not. Happy 41st birthday. Oh, what the shit?
29:49
Stop it. Happy 41st birthday. I'm not 41, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. DOS reboot, thanks for the 200 bits, bro.
30:05
Woof. Uh, yeah. Why is it going red? I wonder if something's wrong with my interwebs. I gotta check that out, because this is getting a little annoying. You're set to performance.
30:29
Say max performance, maybe? Let's try this. Boop, boop. That might have fixed it. Video. All right, that's good, that's good. Yeah, we should be good now.
30:50
Cut the red wire. I did! Wait. I'll be 41 in July yo I'm going to be wait what's the date today it's the 15th come the 19th I will be one month away from being 40 check background apps too true don't move internet let's see what's eating my CPU oh what's eating my memory oh Chrome.
31:23
Do I have to kill Chrome? But Chrome didn't fix it last time. I don't think this is an encoding thing.
31:40
So, I mean, I don't know. It doesn't look like an encoding thing. Oh, wait, I got an idea. Because the fact that it's screwing up here is kind of messed up?
31:55
What happened to push-ups? I'm trying, dog. Remember the number two Remember the number two Remember the number two
32:11
Because I wonder if it's my face cam that's bleeping. Internet, I'm going to leave that screen black for a second and just see if that is the thing that's causing the issue. because I think it is.
32:31
I might have F'd with that camera. Like, if I turn this back on, it's probably going to freak out in a second.
32:38
Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine. Yeah, maybe not. All right, well, let's get into some fishtails before the Internet dies, huh?
32:53
If you haven't played this game before, this is Williams. Fishtails, designed by the infamous Mark Ritchie, Steve Ritchie's brother.
33:05
Steve Ritchie, you know his work. You probably know Mark Ritchie's work, too. Diner, Taxi. Did he do Diner? He did Taxi.
33:18
The concept of this game was a mixture of Python Angelo, Pat McKinnon, and Mark Ritchie. Art by Pat McCannon. The mechanics done by Jack Scallon. Software by Mark Pinacho.
33:34
Love that name. Chris Granner did the music. Yo, 2Puppins, what's up? And the dot matrix stuff was done by Scott The Man Matrix.
33:48
Also, Diner? Yeah. Get down and give me 20, monkey. what is the number of push-ups I have to do? Hold on, let me double check my push-ups.
34:00
Guys, here are some sketches to clarify the things I mentioned today. It's a bunch of pictures of me naked. Okay, wow.
34:12
What year? 1992. 92. Scott the Man Matrix. Um. What is that? The leg keeps scooting around on the... The leg bolt isn't on here. This leg bolt's like scooting around on the floor.
34:45
There we go. Nailed it. Yeah, I hit the game and I felt my foot vibrate and it was like dancing along the floor.
35:26
Okay, so this game's about fishing. And it's also about Coors Light. Go look at the commercial for it.
35:37
This is just a little, I didn't mean to actually plunge, just a little test thing. Now, games that have come out that are similar to this layout, this fishing boat thing with the captive ball in the middle may look familiar to you if you've ever played The Hobbit by Jersey Jack. Imagine this pushed back here. That's what this is. the lock uh the lock on this game is pretty fun the casters club there's usually a drop target up depending on the difficulty gotta knock the drop target down then put the ball in there kicks it out into this uh really deal that that was loud um okay things of note now there's the monster fish where you go back and forth, left, right, left, right, left, right, and then it lights the left orbit to collect a monster fish. It starts counting down. You've got to just shoot it to collect it.
36:43
There is the fish finder. We'll just play, and then I'll show you what's going on as we're doing it. How does that sound? Catching the fish is kind of dangerous. Don't you agree? My future spot is a fish boat type of thing with the inline drops inside the boat. There you go. If you can manage, when the ball comes around, to shoot the right orbit really quick or shoot the lock really quick, you're rewarded for that.
37:11
Now, I did shoot that drop target, so I stuck my butt. Long pass. Right in there, fast cast. If you can get the ball to come around and immediately into the caster's club, you're rewarded for that. It's called a fast cast. Try it again.
37:32
Okay, we're hitting the... This happens on maybe every single fishtail that's ever played. If the ball's hugging the wall, this ball guy, too hard, it'll barely kiss one of the rubber posts in there and it flies off.
37:53
Yeah. If you let it dead bounce over to serve the right flipper, it's safer. Maybe. I did that on purpose to prove a point.
38:06
Long cast his orbit. Yep, it's the right orbit there. And that's what advances your captive ball in the middle.
38:17
And you're going to want to advance that captive ball because there's some very broken things inside of there.
38:25
Like video mode. Instant multi-ball. Light extra ball. It becomes pretty ridiculous. Long cast, fast cast. Let's get it. What's a good prediction score? Oh, I have no idea. Tater, by the way, good to see you.
38:43
I'm just sort of walking people through it right now. So every time you hit long cast here, you're progressing the lights that are in the middle here. And then you have to hit this captive ball to collect what it is. So the first thing is hold bonus and a million points. Second is video mode, which is ridiculous. Then there's rock the boat, where you just have to go left and right all day long. But extra ball, and then instant multi-ball. You want Super Jets lit when you go into multi-ball? How do you light Super Jets on purpose?
39:18
See that? It's kissing that rubber post. another fast cast with a multiball. They're pop bumpers. How dare you?
39:34
Super pops. Can we get Stern to call pop bumpers jets from now on? So we've got to lock a ball back up.
39:57
Our job is to lock the ball back up. Okay. Watch this. There's a jackpot. So if we can get three of these, it lights the captive ball for an absurdly broken amount of money. Okay. But it requires the game to not screw you.
40:33
There's our second one. Oh, we almost got it. Did you see that? We almost backhanded it. Which can work, but don't trust it, you know.
40:54
All right. Sharked. Sneak it in. Oh, that was so close. Yes. I'm trying to get tricky with it. God damn it.
41:19
Oh! Do we get it? Is it going to give me a... Aw, damn it. I thought it was going to give me a... So it remembers the two jackpots that you got. We just need to get that third one, then it lights the captive ball for, like, madness.
41:34
Can you do that little trick on your laptop to do the sound? I can't hear on iPhone. Oh, my God. Why is that even a thing? It blows my mind that that's even a thing. Yes, I can do that. Just give me a second.
41:50
But some people can't hear the audio on their iPhones and shit. Yeah, some people can hear it, some people can't. It's a phasing. I don't fucking know.
42:02
It's a phasing thing. I don't get it. The DC fishing music's fantastic? Yeah. Okay. The trick involves tape.
42:13
And pulling it essentially all the way out. That's what they get for having an iPhone. True. Alright, how does that sound? Bez? Is that good?
42:46
And now I've never needed to play this game. Wait, because of the music? 90 degrees out of phasing and coming out of my rear surround speakers. There you go. Okay, cool. All right.
43:07
Okay, so we have instant cast. We can get right into multiball, by the way, by beating the crap out of the captain's ball, but captain's ball is very dangerous.
43:19
Oh, yeah, that's a keeper. Oh, that's a huge game. What did you do? So, the 3.5 jack is plugged into a ground loop isolator.
43:37
Everyone can hear it. Some people can't. So, what I have to do is pull it all the way out, barely stick it in, pull it to the side and tape it. So, it's just dangling there. But it still works.
43:49
But it made everything loud now. There we go. Is that better? All right, so I need 50 million for the... All right, let's see if we can get 50 mil.
44:19
Oh, no. Okay, we have nine. Sounded good to me. Yeah. Another full 20? Let's frickin' go! In what universe am I making this happen?
44:58
Super Jet! Oh my god, it came around. What the frick? I'm trying to send it up into the Super Jets. How long does Super Jets last? How long do super jets last? Monster fish is as good as jackpots.
45:26
Bonus held. Jets does some more rad, it does. I hit that, though. So, give me those points. So, he drains through.
45:43
I want... There it is. Ah, I hit that. On video mode. Oh. Man, we out here lying. Let's go. All right. Video mode.
46:14
I don't miss. I missed. I missed one. Frick. I missed one. Well, there's a 50 mil. Huge frick. I got my own head there.
46:46
I never miss. Far boats are worth more, but you need to get three of each in order to get the extra ball to show up.
47:01
Stop hurting innocent jet skiers. They're scaring away the fish, bro. They're scaring the fish. Yeah, it's a Williams game.
47:11
Let's get Rock the Boat. That life catch, though. Backhand on ramps. Wait, what's happening? Oh, two puppets. What's up?
47:55
More super jets, huh? One more jet. I'm getting no sound from Firefox. Stop it. I fixed the phasing, goddammit. 250 million is a good target score You think so?
48:24
250 Get a real breast Wow, dude Yikes Get a real breast Lamau Howdy, partners What's up? That's saved Gone fishing K-Kono with the guitar.
48:52
Ah, I had that. Boom! No sound on my Nintendo DS. My TI-83 is not getting any audio. How did it happen? Boom!
49:19
Trying to do a pacifist, bro? I'm a pacifist. All farts. Oh, you! How do we still have a ball? Oh, we had an EB.
49:39
Let's fight another X-Ball, shall we? So this is, again, just a test game. We're just feeling it out so you guys can see, like, what good scores are, things that are fun to shoot for, things that are dangerous to shoot for. The extra ball light on this game is very difficult to shoot.
50:01
You can backhand it, though, like that. But shooting it forehand is, like, not an easy ask. Streaming fine on my T99 4A. Ooh, got it. My Palm Pilot.
50:20
My Atari is clipping. All right, watch this first one drain down the middle. Ooh, it didn't. Up to the top for Jack.
50:40
Let's go. It fell in! I've never seen that! Oh, no. A ball wasn't supposed to go up there, and now the reel is stuck.
50:58
Are you kidding me? All right, well... Well, Internet, looks like we gotta perform a little surgery.
51:20
Oh, sweet baby, do something. Yeah, stop trying to roll that way, you dill. Yeah, stop it. Stop it. Hey, ooh. No, no, no.
51:41
Can I put the fucking glass back on, dude? Alright, um, how the shit am I going to do this? You know what? Fuck it.
51:58
We're going to hold the glass on while we play. You ready? This is some next level shit here. We're going to hold the glass on. with my thumbs.
52:14
Okay, we're good. Oh yeah, I'm close to that. I'm probably safe to solve that problem. I knew that was a freaking good shoot.
52:28
Okay, okay. So, this comes from here. Use your dog. I get in trouble for that stuff. Okay. All right. Hey, we're back. Hey, what's up, Internet? Okay.
52:55
Will Jack break the glass? Lol. I haven't broke glass yet. I'm not about to start. Wait, how do you light locks? I forget.
53:13
I guess we don't need to because we have instant multiball day. So let's get it. Welcome aboard, kid. Welcome aboard, my kid. This game is always a blast. Yeah, this game is kind of wild.
53:36
Someone just... Oh, fall into the chute-a-do. there it is of course of course oh wait boom all right now we get to beat the crap out of the captain's ball Don't drain. I didn't even get to show people how much it's worth.
54:13
Oh, my God. All right, well, there it is. The supers are worth like $100 million a hit to the captive ball.
54:28
A hit. So if you can trap up, you're golden. You've mastered deep sea fishing. No super for you. Ooh, boner time.
54:53
Needs to be a hit steeper or two. I'm sorry? The game's pitch, you mean? I think it's doing all right. I can't actually make it any steeper.
55:05
And it's current. So the reason the captain ball is going nuts is that's gear collect, like fishing gear. So if you smack it, which I'm having trouble doing.
55:22
Ooh, you turned. I love that it's smart enough to know you did that. Score for your warm-up. It only goes up from here. Just kidding. We're going to... Oh, sorry. We got an extra ball.
55:37
There we go. We just had to knock the drop target down. That's right. Better bounce. Yeah, baby. Shit. All right. Can we? Oh.
56:00
Double long pass. Nice drop catch. Thank you, Jack. Not sure what you were thinking there, but the ball didn't die, so we don't care.
56:14
Hardest setting, you have to open that rubber jackpot. Oh, yeah, and it's tough. Let's go! Let's go, baby.
56:31
Super Jack pilot, capture ball. Give me a fucking ball to play with. Let's go! Having trouble. Having some trouble here. Having some trouble.
57:03
I hit that, though, so, you know. It did the... It did the damn thing. How much are those worth? 200? Oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Drum solo, please. 420 hype? Oh, that's long gone. Ooh, my wrist. Why did it remember that we had super jackpot play? Because I feel like it wasn't supposed to do that. Third of the way to GC. Oops. Test game, by the way. And the ball got stuck and it took the glass off, by the way. I hit that, though? So... Video mode?
58:14
You got in the way, you piece of sh... Oh, I'm angry. He got in the way of the EB. There's actually no way to hit it. Oh, this ain't good.
58:40
He got in the way. How did it happen? Back to tropical Boom Oh, fuck you, you can't Don't do it again, you Fungie idiot Why doesn't the interlock switch kill the fucking power?
59:18
I'm like, I'm shooting it too quickly, Internet. What's happening? I'm shooting it too quickly. Okay, so now we've got to play with that glass again.
59:39
What a crock of shit. Oh, is this going to be a sympathy jackpot? Oh! Sympathy! Okay. Let's put the glass back on.
60:19
This is becoming a little ridiculous. Guy sounds like the bear kid from Addams. Maybe. All right, here we go. Well, ding-dang, old damn it. I use a shoot-em-all reason.
60:37
Wait. So I changed what I shot at. Looks like I'm going back to total obliteration. Wait, what? I recently read the instructions at the beginning of the mode, and I thought it had just mentioned the jet skier, so I changed what I shot at. You shoot everything.
60:53
Shoot them all. Okay, now. All right, I want to get back into multiball. Oh, F. Don't do it. Ah. Oh, that was it. That would have been... Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck. Oh, my God, the bonus. On a tropical island On a tropical Zach Kenny Garner Thank you for five months in a row ZAC, this is for you, bud
61:51
That was the test game, by the way Welcome aboard, kid This game is always a blast. You're going to talk or you're going to sit. You're right. Steel drumming.
62:12
Almost. Put that one bill. We'll get it. That bonus would have been bigger than my... Uh, same, actually. Dude, this game looks great under the camera right now.
62:35
I want to see a four-shot feeding frenzy. I forget how to do feeding frenzy. Um, complete the stringer. How do you complete the stringer?
62:44
Um, complete targets to advance stringer. So I just got to hit the side targets. Yeah, this game's a lot of fun, but it's pretty brutal at times.
63:02
Welcome aboard, kid. You gonna talk? Or you gonna fish? Straight to VHS. What's up, my dude? First beer? Yo, internet.
63:17
Cheers, everybody. Here's to... I mean, I didn't mean to promote Twitch. I mean, I love Twitch, but I don't want to make this awkward. Cheers. I love you all. Good luck tonight.
63:34
The outlanes are all the way open. This game is set up hard mode. Except for the settings. It could be harder for the fishermen, whatever the frick it's called.
63:47
Love you, Bez. Have a good night. Uh, the stretch, collect three jackpots and not shoot the super, then start a new multiball and go to town? Oh, that's right, because it doesn't count until you've collected one. Yeah, that's right. You right you right you right What the hell was that shot
64:20
Go! Go! Don't fish it. Leave him aside. Oh, another full one! Man, we are on it tonight! I got to turn the heat down. Holy fudge.
64:38
Super jazz. This is a common game in Europe, really. Yeah, we're lining our pants up here. This game is everywhere? Yeah. True.
65:04
All right. That's stringers. We're going to keep the stringers going. You dick. I did that on purpose. So you just have to complete How do I light this one back up?
65:40
Do I just need to complete That? Okay You know what I think is Just like one of the best artistic, like look at the flippers. It's the jaw of the fish.
65:59
All right, Bonds. How's it going? How dope is that? Imagine hitting a target. I've never seen this game before, but I'm a fan. Not a real pinhead. Yeah, Bondo, it's wild.
66:20
Results just came back. No Rona for me. Nice, Slappy. Congrats, buddy. No Rona for Slappy. It really makes you change how you look at the flipper area once you notice the fish heads.
66:43
Pass. Boom! Got that frenzy, baby. Done and done. Now do that with a four-shot combo? What does that do?
67:11
And what would that combo be? because you can't combo the left. So there's obviously a specific way you do it.
67:27
Because if you shoot the left shot, it stops. If you shoot the right orbit, it'll come around. You can shoot that. No.
67:38
It would have to be right orbit, inner left on the fly, right, and then left orbit. Yikes. Um, Jack, have you played this a dozen times and never noticed the flippers or fish cross? Oh, really?
67:57
Let's go. That felt good. That felt real good. Watch these drain. The speed of that wire form has always been fricking booty. That was called the bully nudge, to get one ball over to the other side.
68:49
Boom shakalaka. Oh, I was hoping there. Oh, I kind of did it again. Swing shots. Calm down. Can I tell you something?
69:24
The tilt on this game, you don't get to do anything. If you miss, you're tricked. Did he say enter the tournament and lose?
69:45
Or with booze? He said something ooze. Don't slam tilt away at the jersey. We're okay. Woo, we out here.
70:03
Give me another one, baby. Give me another one. Oh, that one hit the rub. Hit the rubber. Piece of shit.
70:15
Uh, that was such an amazing night. You were pissed. Yeah. Hey, yeah. You ever slam tilt away a GC on a game?
70:28
What game was that, by the way? I keep forgetting. Oh, was that No Good Gophers? Like that? I shouldn't have done that just then.
70:45
Booyah. Oh, Champion Pubs? Really? Mark Ritchie, listen bro This don't work, dog This is the most unpredictable freaking garbage I tried something, it didn't work
71:17
Is everyone just looking at the fish mouths now? When someone pointed that out to me, it's all I could look at. It like... Blah, blah, blah, blah.
71:32
Hey, buddy. What's up, buddy? Monster fish only. True. Don't worry. The fish is deactivated, so we're good.
71:51
Sindel wood screw holding that in and it can be adjusted. Got it. Internet, I think our Hot Wheels is going away soon.
72:13
So we're going to have to put one last stream in it. It is not ours, so we have to give it layback. Pro backpacker master
72:32
Hold it to the floor Like that Bullshit And choose Flex Did it do it again? We're going to double it.
72:56
Shit. It's time. No, don't! Don't double down, you freaking pussy G! No! Okay. Stop counting!
73:23
Double! Was that double? Let's heckin' go! I'm holding the glass on. F. Woo!
74:10
How much was that? Was that a quick billion? You're going to make me do video mode now? Oh, my God. I missed... Oh, my God. I missed three. That's no extra ball for us.
74:30
Wait. That might have been good. Team it. Our score has to be something absolutely pedonculous. Yeah, there's that bill.
74:47
RKD14, what's up? All right. Put the game back together. $937 million. Use alternate flipper to fire torpedoes.
75:06
I like to use the handgun. It makes me feel like a champion. You master deep-sea fishing. Okay. Come on down.
75:26
Yes. Mm-hmm. You only got to kiss it, so... Just like that. You only got to kiss it. Max 40. Oh, my goodness gracious. Extra balls lit, let's get it.
76:16
Gotta make up for you screwing me out of it with the... There was my bad. Oh, we missed it. That's gonna cost him.
76:50
And he screws up the backhand too. There it is. Paltry 18 million. Get the extra ball. How about I hit the out lane first?
77:11
Okay, so locks are ready. Smooth ramps. Yeah, this game, when it starts rolling... Okay, there's the EB.
77:24
So, there you go. We're safe for a minute. I cannot find the casket sled right now. Where the hell is that shot?
77:51
There, that ain't it. That's certainly not it. There it is. Attaboy, you're doing good now. Thanks, Dalton.
78:08
Daddy Dalty says I'm doing fine. Drained it on purpose. That was for you. We're not going to do good unless we're living on the edge.
78:21
What do we need for GC? Like 500? You need 500 million? Where do we get 500 million from? Like multi-ball.
78:36
There you go. Probably multi-ball. Awesome tactical drain. So tactical, Barry Drain. When you're older, you'll understand.
78:53
Shit! That was a great game! On a tropical island, on a tropical island, RKD is for you! On a tropical... Like I said, there's several things on this game that are broken.
79:30
But the most broken thing is getting three jackpots and multiball and then hitting that center shot all day. Now, it's a dangerous shot. It's a death shot. but it's worth 200 million points a hit. Okay? I will play games where I don't even get 200 million, and yet there's a thing that you could hit over and over again for 200 million a pop. You know?
79:54
So, you know. We getting there. Great game. Thank you. You? What's on this game? So I need the hardest settings? what are the hardest settings? That you have to hit the caster's club again to get another super ball?
80:16
What's the hardest setting for the supers? On a tropical island. All right, you ready? Let's get it. Castor's Club closes every jackpot.
80:40
But that's just three extra shots. That's not the end of the world. And Castor's Club is not a dangerous shot. The super is.
80:50
802, check your parking. It's already eight. Oh, we started late. Like, half an hour? You're right. Got it.
81:11
Nasty beans. I tried to get crafty. Honestly, so, if I'm playing this game in a tournament, and I'm not feeling the game, and it's being a shithead to me. Pardon my language.
81:34
It's all about monster fish all day. Monster fish all day. Maybe sneak in a video mode in there if you can. Well, yep. Get that boat, baby. Boat all day in a tournament. Woo! Boat all day.
81:54
because it's a pretty safe excuse me what I was going to say it's pretty safe if you shoot up there and it doesn't go all the way up it comes back down at a reasonable angle but just straight up missing is not going to do you any good
82:24
Daddy Longcast over here. Pretty same game, F you. Monster seems to get huge after a few, though. Yeah, it does. If this machine is being mean to him in a tournament, he rips the flipper button off.
82:45
So? My brain does not know how to connect to this captive ball. I can't figure out where it is. Hang on a tall.
83:03
I can never get multiball consistently if this fails. Always lifts out. You mean into the caster's club? Yeah.
83:14
My biggest complaint with multiball in this game is the wire form exit. In a tournament... it's so unpredictable, right? Because there's like...
83:30
It just shoots wherever the frick it wants to. Oh, that's pretty safe if you just hold the flip rope.
83:51
Oh, we actually missed that. Okay. I did change how I'm standing, so... Fish tails. Don't do me like this. Okay, dog.
84:18
Are there any other straps that we're not seeing? Um, there's multiball, long cast. You're going to talk or you're going to fish.
84:35
You know what's funny? Like, this game's fun. Internet, count the shots with me. Ready? One, two, three, four. Uh, five if you want to count the saucer.
84:51
Five shots. Welcome aboard, kid. Boat! Thank you for seven months in a row, you're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, keep up the good work. Flippers and boats up.
85:03
If you lie about four fish, you start a 30-second rock boat. Really? Captain ball shot is not a shot. That's a target, like any other thing. Target, target, target. I'm talking about the ball can go somewhere.
85:30
Thanks to pinball effects, everyone with effects can play it. Brewers. Ball. When you get the flow. I like this. I like games that give you moments where you can take a breath and literally take your hands off the game, you know?
85:51
Gotta have them moments. Keeps you from having a puckered butthole for the entire time. Just say no to the puckered butthole. A lot of objectives.
86:15
Three hours of Pugritch? Actually, we're kind of kicking this game's ass. I'm starting to believe now that the Fishtails that is at Emporium has, like, a blood feud against me. Because this one's being pretty gentle.
86:45
with my field. We could have death-saved that. Oh, this doesn't have lightning clippers on it, does it?
87:04
Hold on. Are there lightning clippers in here? Whoa! Sorry about that. whoopsie daisy slam no lightning flippers are these lightning flippers and they just don't have the lightning bolts do they make lightning flippers that don't have the lightning bolts on them I can't tell if these they don't look the correct size No, those are standard Those are standards No wonder you're Listen, don't try to discredit my gameplay You freaking trolls Come over here Come on, come, come, come Come, come, come, come No one's ever happy Oh, he's doing something awesome There's gotta be something to it Gavin is generous to his customers. Yeah, it is quite nice that he... Oh, you're cheating.
88:27
Fine, I'll play with one eye closed. How about that? Oh, this sucks. Whoa, play with one eye closed. It's freaking impossible.
88:39
Wait. Hold on. Never mind, I figured it out. No, I didn't. Shots on the left are impossible to see. Were lightning flippers standard on this? A lot of people say yes.
89:02
You should lose ranking status for this. What rank? If you're talking about IFPA, I haven't played an IFPA tournament even before COVID for a very long time. I know I'm the best in the world. I don't have to fucking travel and spend a bunch of money on airplane tickets to prove it.
89:28
They shipped with lightning flippers? That's dope. How many games shipped with lightning flippers back in the day?
89:36
I bet. Operators loved when those things came out. They're like, smaller flippers? Liz got about four to five yeah Black Rose had him Bram Stoker's Dracula I believe did have lightning clippers yeah that sounds very familiar BSD who designed Bram Stoker's Dracula oh my god that's safe let's see the European market demanded them lightning flippers why because they were so people are so good damn I gotta put carrots on here dog gotta get some care flips on here internet forgot to eat lunch
90:37
This is how the designers intended it to be. There you go. Barry Ausler. Oh, Barry designed Bram. Who was the mechanical... Is the information on who the mechanical engineer was on that? That's the hero of that game, right? the layout of that game, there is nothing, there's no shots in that game. There's a left ramp, a shot to a hole, and a right orbit. And, is there a right ramp? There's like nothing to shoot on that game. It's the toys that make that game amazing.
91:28
I love Bram Stoker's Dracula. The missed multiball? nothing will ever touch that. Yeah, right, DOS Reboot? Once you really look at a game objectively on what there is to shoot at,
91:54
some of these games are just like, this game's fun and I need to now figure out why. Can't see this game without remembering the legendary pick of some of them. Oh, yeah, that was John.
92:07
That was John from Papa. John Replogle. Look up John Replogle. So if you've ever been to the replay effects hangout or Papa or Pinberg OG back in the day, he was one of the gentlemen that helped run the whole thing and John's an awesome guy and cut his hand really bad with a chainsaw stitched it back together and then they had like a one like a trophy for like a one handed tournament or something that was a golden chainsaw with a hand like attached to it, it was amazing John Replogle in the river I only remember his last name because his last name is Rap Logo in my head John Rapp logo.
93:15
How? John Rapp logo. I literally tried shooting that by not looking at it and just staring through the game, and it didn't pan out that well. Uh, Galaga King, what's up? One of your favorite pinballs ever? We've been destroying this the last, like, couple of games, not so much.
93:42
This music? No kidding. Yee-haw! Game mode! Wait, isn't there some... Did I just recover a bug? Hold up.
94:04
Five-stuff donut to get super jackpot? We had, like, a... Okay. Again, you... We just played a multiball where I got, like, six super jackpots in a row. Got a billion in no time.
94:52
extra ball. Let's heckin' go. Perfect score with an extra ball, y'all. And that save! Oh! Woo! That save was pretty wild, wasn't it?
95:11
Oh, please. I'm getting some killer outlinks. With a tilt Any less sensitive We would have had that You're gonna die Or you're gonna stay Alright let's get these stupors You were all cocky from last night with no tilt? That game had a tilt, y'all! That's the shit I hate right there. That's the shit I don't like. Okay, here we go. Whoop whoop All right let get some super dupas Gone Chilton You been missing
96:19
Watch it. Get the first ball down the drain. Alright. Okay. Okay, what the... I'm about to double this.
96:37
Oh, ah. Can we get a powerful... Oh, I was hoping for a powerful backhand. You got a tilt! Well, that was trash.
96:59
Okay, we're getting three locks. We're getting three locks somehow. I don't... I think we have like a dimensional rift where someone, the other Jack Danger in another dimension is playing this at the same time. There's like a cross in the electricity or something.
97:33
Let's get them jackypotties. Okay, you ready to get screwed? Let's go. So when y'all idiots go into the casters club, one of you, all right?
98:14
Up to the top for Jack Five. Your master is classical fencing. You sack of dog food. By holding up one finger, what I meant was I'm only getting one jackpot this whole game. That's what I was referring to.
98:50
Dollar nothing with sauce on this one? Yeah, really. You have to commit and post you made that. I had an extra ball? Is this game freaking out?
99:03
Oh, God. Fuck you, game. Listen to the squeak. Beat it. Come, come, come. Oh, just fall in, you poop!
99:46
Color DVD is a great add-on for this game, for sure. What the fuck are you doing, game? Oh, what the... Did you see the spit?
99:58
What was the spit on that? That's it. It started going backwards. Anyway. You going to talk? Man, these wrists.
100:28
The wrists tonight, Internet. The golden wrists. So supple. Very painful. My wrists are in pain tonight. I need some ibuprofen.
100:41
Alright. We need two more jackpots. Just don't F me. Okay. All of those need to come back right now. Oh, that's a freebie. I love when that happens. Oh, my gosh.
101:15
Dope. What are you? Why are you freaking sleeping? Hans, what are you doing? Thank you. That didn't count, did it? Are you shitting me, dog? Dog. Hold up, dog.
101:43
What a crock of donuts, bro. Fuh. Phew. Okay, we're good. Everything's fine. We're just going to get right back into it. I got an idea.
102:21
One. Dog. It's going to be a no from me, dog. Is that Randy guy doing anything anymore? What show is he from? American Idol?
102:56
That was a death save, and we didn't tilt. No, the 1.5 is not me. But the 1 is. I'm starting this the old-fashioned way just because I'm feeling it. The golden wrists.
103:20
They're so supple. Okay, that should have gone in. That should have gone in. Okay, you can do this, Jack Danger.
103:46
That's my air tool! Now we just need this to not drain coming out. Okay, we just got to hit the capture ball.
104:06
Harder than that, though. Well, there's two. Feels good Regular flipper and death saves Ultimate cheating You know what y'all Listen I'll give you What was our first game that we got Our second game we got one point something billion Come here You get two games Let's see you do it baby Come here right now You come here right now It's the Chicago way Hey, yo, you come here right now Yo, Berg Yo True to your heart, buddy, I appreciate it You actually did not have to do that And that is very kind of you, friend Thank you so much Thank you, thank you, thank you, Berg Butterbook be gifted a tier 1 sub to 9QX34 underscore 81Q34R43Q underscore. What the fuck?
105:37
9QF30. Butterbook be gifted a tier 1 sub to Carter J. Marks. Welcome aboard, kid. Butterbook be gifted a tier 1 sub to the underscore Galago underscore king.
105:54
Bot just got a gift. Got him. Get them bots out of here. Bot's out. Bot's out, please. Try and hit the den, kept the ball to show you the gear, but I can't hit it.
106:21
Go there, pound on the window, Don't be ignored until you let... By the way, I didn't sign for it, and something was to be delivered, and it said two, and it was like some sort of stupid vape shop name.
106:38
Nice wrist action. It hurts. Oh, she hurts. What's good? How you doing, Seven? Berg again. Love you, buddy. Your British bot is on crack. Yeah.
106:56
Robo-crack, too. It's the worst kind of crack. Dude, miss you. Hell yeah, buddy. We'll make some stuff happen soon, I'm sure.
107:10
We got it. One more time. Come on, baby. He's got, he's got the match! This is a fucking game. You gonna talk?
107:37
It's hanging on to one of my balls, isn't it? It, like, didn't give me all three of my balls. Go in the... Go in the club, dude.
107:58
Oh, don't do that. Oh my god, game. Thank you. Oh, wee! I'll take a ball. That was trash. Scoodly doodly doodly. I really want this game. Any wizard modes? Yeah, I'm kind of in it.
108:39
Oh! Oh, fuck me. God damn it. We almost pulled himself. We gotta figure that out. Yeah, just shoot the... Don't get stuck down there! Oh, no. Oh, no, that's not a good place to get stuck. How are you stuck fucking down there?
109:15
That's not a thing. Oh, there we go, there we go. Did that ball just fall into the cabinet? Oh, there we go. This... Come on, dog. Yo, Dr. Kill, happy birthday, bud.
109:33
Give me a fucking... Hello? You're holding my balls. I bet that's really annoying. Having to hold the glass up is the most annoying part.
109:48
Oh, are you going to do it to me? Are you about to do it to me? Okay. Are you... Okay, game. It better not be for not.
110:09
That should have been a doubler. Okay. I mean, listen, we're dealing with some stuff right now. We're still getting it.
110:22
Okay, now let's put the glass back on. Or the, uh, the... Put the glass back on. Put the lock bar back on.
110:47
This is very frustrating. You actually score better when that happens. I'm just not going to lock the fucking... Did you talk to the other Criss Tales and Peaches?
111:06
Okay. What was that thing? Welcome aboard, kid. Can someone clip it, please? J-Swiss, like for 21. Oh, holy carp. Oh, my God.
111:46
You're the master of the DC. This is so broken in here, right? Woo! Oh, right here like Jack. I bet you can't even hit one of those. Kevin ain't going to be happy.
113:32
Welcome aboard, kid. Jay Rocket for 32 months in a row. You're amazing. Thank you, gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. Love you, my dude.
113:42
When your fishtail scores higher than my Johnny Mnemonic score, there's a problem. Turns out machines don't do it. This physical one.
113:56
That was a hot, oh yeah? Bonus held, and we get it again. On a tropical island, J-Rocket. Grand champion, baby.
114:30
Clack, clack. Dane's back. Grand champion, that's a fact. That's a mess. Mar dude, that was a damn good game of fishtails. And we had to keep stopping to fix the freaking game.
114:50
Do it again. I missed it. All right, let's rock the boat. Oh, true. Let's get some boat rocking. I struggle to crack five million consistently at fishtails. Oh, blah Jedi. If you want any kind of points easy, just shoot the boat back and forth all day. Literally.
115:11
Some insane saves, yeah. With, did we death save in that once? But the tilt's so sensitive, dog, it doesn't matter.
115:23
I'll let you take half a billion away for death saving. Still a grand champion. Um, put it on YouTube. All right, let's rock some boats.
115:40
This game hates me? No, blah. This game hates me. I don't think it knows where it's at right now. Let me introduce you to Fishtails, how it actually is.
115:55
Put it on YouTube. Um, one hour and 56 minutes. Someone messaged me, one hour and 56 minutes and type fishtails. Just DM me on any social media, please.
116:08
That looked like a normal ball one or two. Yeah. When you just absolutely shit the bed. But a lot of money can be had just from... Jesus Christ. Dude, blah. You come in here, you're like, you're a cooler, bro. I'm trying to rock the boat here alright let's rock some boatage so we need the long oh sweet baby Jesus
116:48
thanks for making me feel better though you're doing it to me How often are you here? When I'm streaming Fishtail Some kind of marker Yeah, true I just look at the I just scrub through the stores Turns out Machine is a dick Yeah, no shit, Tony I'm just trying to rock the boat So we need some long casts here.
117:32
Don't move. Sin City, how's Vegas treating you? Or are you in the movie? You live in a movie? Oh, my eyes.
117:53
Hurts. Meet Chris. What's up? F? We'll never rock the boat. Can you get long casts while you're in multiball?
118:14
You're not going to get it. Oh, you're not going to get it. There we go. That's all we needed for Rock the Boat. Now we just got to hit the captive to start it.
118:32
The other way to Rock the Boat is to stretch four trees. But how do you even light that? I don't even know what I'm doing. You suck at this.
118:48
What am I hearing? I'm telling y'all, I don't know where this captive ball is. Fuck you. Stretcher truth are the green fish stand-ups. Got it.
119:16
Fish tails. I think the fishtails committee is texting each other and they're like, bro, would you just let Jack Andrew do it? Yeah, that's not going to fly.
119:29
You let him get how many points? Where the fuck is this shot? You could double up on the fish, but it is fine.
119:48
It's the fucking Captain Bond Sorry internet, I mean to swear Okay We're good Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're good. We're good.
120:26
A little upset. Everything's fine. Good dong in the ear. Solid dong in the ear. Game just needed a little refresh. I think the slam tilt early on gave it a little poo-poo. All right, here we go. New game.
120:54
Jack always enjoys a solid dong in the air. Oh, my God. Hey, don't knock it until you try, you know what I'm saying? Is there like mylar up there that's causing the ball? Oh, there is mylar right there.
121:12
Oh, weird. Okay. Yeah, there's like this weird... Why is... Why is this whole thing mylar? Oh, because the ball drops down.
121:27
That's right. It's fishtails in a nutshell. 420. 420 1940, you know what I'm saying? Alright, here we go.
121:47
You got to protect the plate field. I'll blaze for that. Yeah. Oh, now you're going to kiss the fucking captain ball? Now I hit that?
122:04
Twice? You pepe? Okay. I like the dong shui. The dong shui. Check my dong shui. I didn't want that. What we got, listen, unless we absolutely annihilate this, we have a really good game to put on the YouTube. This fucking game.
122:42
All right, let it bounce. Come on, bounce in. Bounce in, baby, bounce in. Harder. Oh, not hard enough.
122:53
That'll do, pig. That'll do. Welcome aboard Welcome aboard, kid No message Great, now I gotta look Yeah, Wiz With the seven months Thank you, bub Love you Love you, Wiz
123:25
Dead skin! Kiwi hairs in a net. Okay, that... That was not a good one. Something is burning my eyeballs.
123:44
Whew! SP skins! How you been, dog? Okay, we have 100 million right now. Let's see if we can get control.
124:18
This. You really had to... You just ruined... You just ruined it, you... pretty little punk!
124:31
Ruined. Ruined. Had we not collected that one super, getting back into Multiball, we'd have those supers ready.
124:46
Ruined. Everything's fine. Last fishtails for you Good Oh wait we were trying to rock the boat What am I doing Okay let's get some long caps going
125:15
Okay It belongs What are we going to do with that plunger Strangling it Suck, bro. Don't read this, you'll drain. Oh, too late.
125:37
I mean, that's a good shot, but we don't need that. Moving right along. There it is. Another fast catch. Is that two? I love that animation of the ball coming into the boat. F You went the wrong way It was supposed to be Internet We're going to call it there I just got a message I got some I have a change I have to make or something I was working on.
126:22
I'm not happy about it. But we started a little late. We're ending just a tiny bit early. I do apologize, but we got one amazing game of Fist Pales out of this, so I'm going to upload that to YouTube once I chop it up. Thank you all for hanging out tonight, and have an awesome weekend, right?
126:41
It's Friday. Go party in your basement or your bathroom. Go in the bathroom, lock the door. Like some Nag Champa, right? Crack open some Coors Banquet and fucking chill, bro.
126:58
Play some Dead Can Dance on your cell phone, right? And just chill. Put some eye makeup on, you know, and some lipstick. Just chill, you know?
127:14
All right, y'all. I love you so much. Have a great evening, and thank you for an awesome week. I hope you've all been enjoying these older games. Gavin has a whole mess of them left to bring by. I will message him to see when he's trying to do that. It'll probably be this week. It was supposed to be this week that just happened, but Gavin is a nomad, so he's all over the place and probably just busy. So that's what it is. What the F are you doing in the bathroom? Yes, hanging out. All right. Stay safe. Wash your hands, wear a mask.
127:51
Do the damn thing. Make sure to follow me on all the social medias. It's just deadflip everywhere. I'm on TikTok now.
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That's all I'm going to say about that. All right, everybody. Have a great night. I love you. Good night.
128:11
Short out those burning eyes, yeah.