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TWILIGHT ZONE (Midway 1993) 05/11/15 - 1 / 2

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TL;DR

Jack Danger streams Twilight Zone gameplay with technical troubleshooting and strategic analysis.

Summary

Jack Danger streams gameplay of Twilight Zone (Bally Midway 1993) at his studio, discussing technical streaming challenges (CPU overload forcing 30fps instead of 60fps), machine setup and leveling issues, and providing detailed tournament strategy for the game including mode selection, ramp routing, multiball mechanics, and the powerball strategy. The stream includes frequent chat interaction, machine maintenance troubleshooting with friend Nick, and tangential discussions about pinball collecting, pricing, and other machines.

Key Claims

  • Twilight Zone is one of the best classic pinball machines, ranked alongside Adams Family and Attack from Mars

    high confidence · Host directly states this in opening game introduction

  • The skill shot on Twilight Zone feeds the ball into bumpers that drain to the outlane 99.9% of the time

    high confidence · Jack Danger describes tournament strategy: 'the skill shot feeds it into this little rocket shooter thing...feeds it into the bumpers...99.9% of the time, drain you right to the freaking out lane'

  • The powerball in Twilight Zone is ceramic and gives a 2x multiplier when in play

    high confidence · Jack explains powerball mechanics: 'One of the balls in here is ceramic, and that's the Powerball...it gives you 2x everything you're hitting'

  • Nick acquired this specific Twilight Zone machine for $38-$42 about three years prior and it has appreciated in value

    high confidence · Nick states: '$38, yeah...we got it from the guy that really didn't understand what he had...I think it's gone up in value'

  • Clean Twilight Zone machines are currently selling for $5,000+

    medium confidence · Chat member states: 'these are selling for 5k plus. And this is a clean ass Twilight Zone'

Notable Quotes

  • “I figured out why our computer was pinging the CPU so hard...I don't have a strong enough computer for 60 frames per second with three cameras.”

    Jack Danger@ 2:49 — Explains technical constraint causing stream quality reduction

  • “30 frames a second allows me to put up some, you know, my interesting, cool stuff...the processor freaking out.”

    Jack Danger@ 4:44 — Justifies streaming at lower frame rate to enable visual effects

  • “the skill shot feeds it into this little rocket shooter thing. This rocket shoots it right behind the pops, feeds it into the bumpers...99.9% of the time, drain you right to the freaking out lane. It never fails.”

    Jack Danger@ 16:54 — Key gameplay strategy: avoid skill shot in tournament play

  • “tournament setting. That's all I care about when I play any game is tournament settings. That's why we have no ball saves...because that's really all that matters.”

    Jack Danger@ 15:51 — Explains competitive play philosophy

  • “The powerball is a ceramic ball...because it's not magnetic, the game knows it's in play. So everything you hit with that is 2x...But you want to get rid of that thing as soon as possible, because it is hard to deal with.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:09 — Detailed explanation of unique Twilight Zone mechanic

  • “we got it from the guy that really didn't understand what he had. 38 or 42, it's been a long time, it's my first game.”

    Nick@ 51:04 — Shows secondary market value appreciation of classic machines

Entities

Jack DangerpersonNickpersonPat LawlorpersonTed EstespersonChris GranerpersonRoger SharpepersonTwilight ZonegameDeadfliporganization

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Jack Danger actively engages with live chat during Twilight Zone gameplay stream, responding to questions and comments in real-time

    high · Frequent references to chat comments: 'Pinball Life, yeah, buy a PC', 'thanks John', chat providing information about lock shot mechanics

  • ?

    community_signal: Pinball streaming gaining mainstream appeal; Lethal Frag's Star Trek TNG stream attracted non-pinball audiences

    medium · Jack references: 'people that didn't even know what pinball was were watching that...Why did that take all the wind out of me?'

  • ?

    competitive_signal: Skill shot avoidance is dominant strategy on Twilight Zone; ramp-based play and mode stacking preferred over skill shot feeding

    high · Jack detailed strategy: avoid skill shot 99.9% of time, instead full plunge to feed to ramps and slot machine

  • ?

    design_philosophy: Tournament play prioritized over casual settings; Jack intentionally plays in most difficult competitive mode with no ball saves, wide drains, no extra balls

    high · Jack explains: 'if you play with these settings, there's no surprise when you go out in the world. You'll always encounter a game easier'

  • $

    market_signal: Twilight Zone machines appreciating in secondary market; clean examples now selling for $5,000+ despite low original acquisition cost

    high · Nick acquired for $38-42; chat reports current market at '5k plus' for clean examples; Nick notes appreciation since acquisition

Transcript

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0:00
Oh baby. Can you hear us? Can you see the video playing? Can I go get a beer? Man, there's a lot of construction going on upstairs.
0:43
We can hear you? Yes, you can. My man. Thank you. shenanigans. Lonego, what's up? Clear. Wait, J-Dub, what are you talking about, good picker on air?
2:02
Oh, look. Are you talking about the stupid Twilight Zone thing I made really quick? Butts and beer in the Twilight Zone.
2:17
You have just entered a world of butts, beer, pinball, and screaming here in the toilet tub. That's awesome, Longo. I figured out why our computer was pinging the CPU so hard and how it was lagging and all this stupid crap.
2:58
I don't have a strong enough computer for 60 frames per second with three cameras. I do with one camera, not with three. So I'm going to do some research and invest in a brand new streaming machine.

  • “I got in on this one right before the pinball craze started happening.”

    Nick@ 52:12 — References the modern pinball revival and its market impact

  • “Pat Lawlor yes Mario Andretti am...yes Pat Lawlor who did alright Ted Estes did the software”

    Jack Danger@ 8:22 — Acknowledges Pat Lawlor as legendary designer and game credits

    • Logan Arcade
    organization
    Lakefront Breweryorganization
    Adams Familygame
    Attack from Marsgame
    Pinball Arcadeproduct
    Lethal Fragperson
    Trongame
    Bram Stoker's Draculagame
    Whirlwind 2.0game
    ?

    technology_signal: Streaming setup insufficient for 60fps with multiple cameras; forced downgrade to 30fps due to CPU limitations

    high · Jack explicitly states: 'I don't have a strong enough computer for 60 frames per second with three cameras...invested in a brand new streaming machine'

    3:12
    The bugs were a beer the whole time. That's us. What's up, Internet? TZ is fixed. You are welcome. Unfortunately, you are going to be watching us in lousy 30 frames per second. When I was streaming in 60, it would work. So, like, for a short period of time, it would look great, and then it would just start chomping. Then look great again and start chomping. This way, it's just cool. Plus, I could do all my super sexy, like, lower third stuff. Sounds like a scary monster in your home. Yeah, um, the neighbors upstairs are moving out, and it also sounds like they're taking the entire floor with them. and they're just ripping crap off.
    4:27
    Hello, Dislip. Oh, man. Can you touch the door now? Oh, today I'm drinking Lakefront Brewery's Pilo. Pillow? Pilo?
    4:37
    Pullo? Pullito? Oh, come on. 30% percent. I get it. Come on. But 30 frames a second allows me to put up some, you know, my interesting, cool stuff like this. You know, remember when we could do this? 30 frames a second lets us do this without the processor freaking out.
    5:02
    So we'll see it. Jaded, are you having a problem with your bot there, buddy? I want to see it in 4K. So do I. How do I get a machine to allow me to... I want to see it in IMAX 3D when I reach out and you're wearing your glasses. It looks like I'm slapping.
    5:29
    Personality counts for more. 4K 60fps for nothing. The thing is, if I invest in a better machine, the cool thing I can do is... Oh wow, that's wobbling a lot. Hold on.
    5:47
    If I invest in a bigger machine that lives here at the studio, hopefully you can still hear me, I can use that machine as a render node for my animations.
    6:01
    So it's not a waste of money. I'll just have to figure it out. When are we getting the Oculus Rift support? We have an opto out? What the hell are you talking about?
    6:21
    You can't see an opto? You love buying gadgets. I do love buying gadgets. Affording gadgets is the other thing.
    6:35
    Once we get our Twitch partnership, and I'm able to just swim in cash, which is not going to happen, All I want the partnership for is Twitch emotes.
    6:47
    You know, I don't know. We'll see. If I could get someone to come fix my frickin'... I have a PC that was a hackintosh for a year or two, and it was working great, and it was a monster, and it did all my 3D rendering for me, but it just shit the bed when I tried to update the operating system. So what I did is I wiped it, and I'm going to put Windows on it, but Windows is not cooperating. Excuse me. So, I need a techie friend to come fix it for me.
    7:20
    Because I don't know the... Alright, let's get this Jack Danger animation out of here. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Deadfoot Pinball. Today is day one. Not our first time around, but day one on Twilight Zone. It's a game from Bally Midway, 1993. Super freaking incredible game. A favorite amongst many, many pinball players. It's right up there with, like, Adam's Family and Attack from Mars.
    7:50
    This game has so many things on it, you know? You got two, three different scoops. You got a gumball machine. You have an upper playfield where the flippers are actually just magnets that you control with the flippers. there's four flippers on this thing two ramps whole lot of fun the most dangerous pop bumpers in pinball Pat Lawler yes ma'am oh wait yes Pat Lawler who did alright Ted Estes did the software We got Chris Graner Who did the sounds and music Special thanks Roger Sharp Could you imagine being that guy In just all these games with huge thank yous Because you're the man That saved it all All of it Dollar 75 Do you have a TZ at home? Do you have the home ROM? Because if you do You have a pause button and the pause button is the coolest thing I've ever seen on any pinball machine.
    9:05
    Well, I don't know if anyone's coming today because I've been like stupid busy. There is... Oh, the award ceremony for our league is tonight at Logan Arcade if you guys want to go. We'll be there, drunk, belligerent, screaming, yelling, naked. you know, typical Jack Danger stuff.
    9:32
    Jim's Arcade, what's up, buddy? So tell me, realistically, how bad does this video look right now? I mean, is it terrible?
    9:42
    30 and 60, there is a difference, but it's not awful. We're just going to have to work with this for now until I figure something else out.
    9:51
    You're bringing Kate Blue Continental? You lucky ducky. Pinball Life. Yeah, buy a PC. Don't buy a Mac for streaming, dude. Buy a PC because everything is so much easier. Just, you know, be careful the websites that you search so that you don't get any viruses. Mac, you're just like, yeah, who cares? Download all the, like, thisisthevirus.exe. Don't do nothing.
    10:18
    Pinball, if you're breaking my heart, buddy. Well, I say we just get into this. I'm going to give you folks a quick overview of how I approach this game when I'm in a tournament.
    10:45
    Just so you can sort of have a grasp on what I'm shooting for or why I'm shooting for it. So I'm going to flip it over, and we'll get right to it. See you in a second. I've got to switch this crap. in theater mode. Yo, I own All Night. Yeah, Pim All Life, I'm an All Night guy too.
    11:05
    Yeah, Sean Quinn. Yeah, man, this... Ah, dude. Okay, this week's goal is a legit lost in the zone. There is a way to cheat it.
    11:17
    And I don't know if that's home run only, but there is a way to cheat it so that your first ball is just straight, right into lost them his own. Alright, let's flip this crap over. Oh, also because we dropped it down
    11:36
    to 30 frames a second, I can have all my animations playing. Let's just make sure all the cameras look good. Make sure all the cameras are looking good. Flip. That looks good. I think this is my face. Is that my face? And this should be the wrong thing. Booyah Chaka. the cam setups look different today?
    12:20
    All anonymous. The cam setups should be the same. Sorry, I'll get that out of the way. The cam setups are the same, it's just I had to reduce it to 30 frames a second because that was after doing some trial and error.
    12:38
    That's what the problem was. Oh, we're darker. Also, this is lower. How's that? Yeah, it's up higher.
    12:51
    I think I just need to take it off. It's starting to play already. All right, Jesus Christ. Internet.
    13:01
    I need to turn the music up. You can force them. You can force them to do 60, but it hurts them. It hurts them a lot. Give me a second. I've got to get you through this.
    13:31
    All right. We're also in a different part of the room, just so you know. Yeah, that clock is a little bit loud.
    14:01
    Let's see how that is. That might be a little too loud. Yeah, that feels better. Let me just get a feel for this and I'll explain what I'm doing, because I think it's also leaning a lot.
    14:25
    Let's hit it up and see where it goes. this. Well, I guess it's not leaning too bad. I feel like it's leaning to the left a little bit. Where's my phone? Uh, Ryu, I honestly don't know. The thing is absolutely erect. What are you talking about? Oh, nice. Um, it's, well, just me for now. Uh, I didn't plan for anyone to come today because we do have something after this and I'm like, butt swamp didn't work right now. Butt swamp. That's an actual thing. So, in case you folks didn't know, if you open up your compass on your iPhone, and this has worked out great, you gotta calibrate the damn thing. Also, I think you can hit cancel now, which is good. Screw it. I don't care. And you flip it to the left, you have a leveler. It's incredible. Obviously you're supposed to level it on the playfield But It looks good to me Swamp ass is awful Yes it is Alright kids So I'm going to restart Here's how I play Friday So If you're in a tournament setting not trying to blow up a high score on this tournament setting. That's all I care about when I play any game is tournament settings. That's why we have no ball saves. That's why we have really wide open outlines. That's why we have no extra balls because that's really all that matters. If you want to have fun, you can play in any game because if you play with these settings, there's no surprise when you go out in the world. You'll always encounter a game easier than how you have it set up unless the game's a human piece of crap and it just doesn't work. So what I do is, right off of the plunge, there's the skill shot, okay? You have this red, orange, and yellow. And what those are is if you do a soft plunge over them, if you hit that yellow and it doesn't go all the way through and it comes down, it gives you 10 million. I believe orange is five and red is like two. I'm spacing on the numbers right now.
    16:39
    So unless you're like ball three, player two, all you need is like 10 million, go for that. Otherwise, never, ever, ever go for the skill shot. Because what happens is the skill shot feeds it into this little rocket shooter thing. This rocket shoots it right behind the pops, feeds it into the pop bumpers, and the pop bumpers, 99.9% of the time, drain you right to the freaking out lane. It never fails. Even if it doesn't, it shoots the ball wild all over the place. You never want to deal with that. So your best bet is to do a full plunge,
    17:17
    and it'll go into this group here. It'll shoot out of the slot machine. Typically, you can let it dead bounce or dead flip off of this flipper to this flipper, cradle it, and then the game's wide open for you to shoot on. Other than that, there is the sort of Addams Family approach of hitting the ramp, then hitting the slot machine, hitting the ramp towards the piano. Either way, your modes are started by the slot machine and the piano. The piano's light is out right now, so you just kind of have to know that that mode is lit. And that's how you progress through the door here.
    17:48
    The gumballs, another great thing to get points on, so you're going to want to hit both ramps. That'll light gumball, which is this right orbit here. Hit that. That's like 15, 20, 25 million just for like ramp, ramp, shoot that, 15, 20 million. That's great.
    18:07
    But yeah, I mean, I typically, I love to ramp out on this thing, and I love to just keep relighting modes and going for the modes. Some of the modes pay off really well, like the clock chaos modes, which is this green target between the ramps. Whenever you get a mode where that's lit, you'll hit that on accident a lot, especially when you're trying to hit the ramps.
    18:27
    Yeah, anyway, one other pro tip. Let me just read the chat here. Yeah, it's often enough. Hate the pop bumpers. Pop bumpers, crap. One other trick on this game is if you're trying to shoot for the camera, here, which is also a collect. When that camera's lit, it's a collect for a random award. It's a very tight shot, but what you can do on that game, similar to Radical, Radical has the same thing where there's a ramp just below a flipper. If you hold the left flipper button down, it lifts that little flipper up, which turns a shot that wide into a shot that wide, making it a lot easier to hit. So, yeah, let's just play and see what happens. Left ramp, right ramp, piano, ramp, repeat. Exactly, Al. There you go, man. I cannot last more than 30 seconds on this table. PSP Gamer. If you're talking about on the pinball arcade, that game, from what I've noticed, is actually floaty, like someone mentioned. I don't know. It is what it is. I will point out that our speed from the slot machine, I think we have to adjust because it's trying to shoot right down the center here. So if that gives me too much grief, Nick and I might have to tweak that a little bit. Radical! Oh yeah, that's way too dirty. Way too dirty. I'll get up there. Yeah, I'm not liking that feed because it like tipped off in here and it didn't want to do anything. Let's try that again. Let's see how it goes. Oh no. Yeah, we got to tighten that immediately. Well, here's where that sort of location pinball mentality comes in. So in a game that you're going to play that's like mint, like a Twilight Zone pop-up, that's always going to shoot right to the middle this right flipper. This game's being a bit of a biatch. I think I can say that without saying donate to kids. Because that's feeding wrong, in that circumstance, that may be the situation where you want to risk short plunging, getting a skill shot, and then feeding it out through the pops to the flipper, because you know that that is going to drain you anyway. So anyway, what have I done with that radical command? Slot machine should be clean feed to the right flipper, yeah. Watch this. That's not good at all. That should be super clean.
    21:10
    So, I guess when Nick gets in here, we'll try to rotate that out a little bit. So, let's play with an ulterior solution to this, where we're going to short plunge to get the skill drops. Oh my god, I'm an idiot. Okay, we'll just slap at it like a chicken here. Like chicken. You have unlocked this door. So that's the ballpark. Oh, God. Yeah, I feel like it's leaning a lot to the left here. Because I'm not able to make that gumball shot at all. Oh, God. Here's what happens when you short-flash. And the pot just turns into a nightmare.
    22:00
    So here's our first mode, super skill shot, which is garbage. Up the left ramp, guaranteed 10 million. Hitting that also, I believe, started my gumball. So, it'll say here on the DMD, if I hit the yellow, it lights extra ball, extra balls are off for us. Wait, what's happened? Yes, I picked up a radical? Whoa, Owl, you picked up a radical? Hell yeah, dude. I will scream the crap out of that thing. So I can hit yellow for light extra ball. Extra ball we don't have. Light out lanes, which is bullshit. And then red is battle to power. But you know what? There really is no reason to plunge any of these. Just go all the way through. You get 10 million just for doing this.
    22:49
    And so that was the camera. My spiral's lit. Are you ready? Crap. Yeah, this thing's leaning to the left a lot.
    23:03
    I've been looking for one for five years. Holy crap, dude. That's awesome, man. Congratulations. Oh, that's an awesome game to have. Completely.
    23:17
    God, I hate the beat on this thing. There's the gumball. And there, so I got left ramp, right ramp, shot the gumball, gives you a chance at the powerball, which it gave me, and then $15,000,000.
    23:40
    Now, here's the powerball. The powerball is a ceramic ball that shot right down the middle. I couldn't even save it. This is frustrating. So I had the Powerball there, and you only got to see it for a brief moment. What that is is a ball that, because it's not magnetic, the game knows it's in play. So everything you hit with that is 2x. It's like having a 2x multiplier. But you want to get rid of that thing as soon as possible, because it is hard to deal with. So what you do is the second you get that ball under control, shoot it right back into the gumball, it starts a multiball for you. Baboosh. And the jackpots for that multiball are up the power ramp, and then successfully making the jackpot shot in the mini plate field here, which is a pain in the butt.
    24:41
    TMNT is something I'd love to get my hands on. There's a lot. Now, your first... Yeah. Oh, right on. Thanks, John. Your first multiball on this, going this multiball route, is you only have to really hit the lock shot once, and then it just lights the left ramp for you to hit that, and it gives you your other two lock shots just automatically on your first multiball and it just starts your multiball right away. And that multiball is all... Man, someone is like hammering something.
    25:29
    That multiball's jackpots are the piano. So what you'll do is you'll get your first jackpot on the piano and then to relight it, you have to shoot into the camera. That'll relight that back into the piano. Rinse, repeat. It's pretty good.
    25:45
    Wow, that is so dirty. Are you ready to battle? I want to trust you, but I can't. Come on. Yeah, this thing is lame.
    26:29
    Whew. If you lock just one and hit the ramp to start multi-ball, jackpot is 15. If you lock two, it's 40 million to start. You know what, Sean? That's why I love having a chat, because I did not know that. Oh, I can even see that it's leaning.
    26:45
    The back leg, hold on, let me... This kid gives away millions like Adam. Just gives it away. Okay, do it. Hold on.
    27:15
    I'm going to kill myself. All right. I can't tell if that's better or not. All anonymous, yeah. So, Lethal Frag did a whole stream of him shopping out a Star Trek The Next Generation. And people that didn't even know what pinball was were watching that.
    28:09
    Why did that take all the wind out of me? Oh, God. Oh, I think I fixed it. Alright, so we want to put this in his gumball machine right away. No, he still can't trust this thing. We've got to rotate that. Nice and clean, baby. Come on. Well, the feet with the regular balls is a lot better. it's not. Never mind, I changed my mind. I changed my mind. We also have a very wimpy piano. Spiral is the loops. Which is not being my favorite. Why did I do that?
    29:14
    Come on, baby. All in. That's gone. Spiral. So, Spiral is a great mode to bring a multiball into. And that gong means it's over.
    29:44
    Okay, enough of those. Thank you Another locker Carina Oh that a one Powerball. Oh God, just shoot it please correctly.
    30:13
    At least I got my hands on it. Now I want to shoot this up into the gumball here, but watch me not make it now. Okay. So that gives you 10 million and then starts a multiple.
    30:25
    And you want it up where the power is. Power is, um... Oh, crap, you're kidding me. Yay, it's between each other. Oh, God. Oh, well, here's my chance.
    30:55
    Ba-ba-boots. 50 million. Love you, love the show. What, 14? Oh, Weapon X. Yeah, that was Lethal Frag did that. I think you can go back and watch the videos that are happening, too.
    31:25
    It's pretty rad that he did that because it was like, I don't think he would stream pinball before that, he just decided to like start shopping a game on stream.
    31:36
    Yeah, that seems cool. That's that, that's why you want to keep it out of the top bumpers, because it feeds like almost every time down that left alley.
    31:50
    Aw, you crap monster. Oh yeah, Pauly, that's right, he's shopping a episode now. God, I cannot. Bounce in there, please.
    32:19
    Trying to tear him off of that little clipper there. It's not working. Come on, baby. Ah. Live. Fall in. I love you.
    32:41
    Fall in. No! Oh, well. There's a relight. If I can hit that lock shot right there. Which I didn't. I didn't know I said I could.
    32:59
    We're just going to let this fall. Oh, my God. Yeah, tradition, that's right. That's... Yeah, he took out a, or started a Kickstarter and got a crap load of money for all that stuff. that it afforded him to buy, like, really amazing cameras and gear and machines in order to stream. Kudos to him, though.
    33:31
    You hold this door with the key of imagination. I think you're doing fine. All right. Nice. Right into the piano. Oh, God. Thank you. Clock million. So that's that green target between the two rings. It's worth a million. And it missed it.
    34:01
    But millions... There we go. Keep your millions. Now he nails it. Oh, God, that's a dirty feed.
    34:18
    Oh, it's just getting dirtier. What the? Did you see that, internet? Did you see that ball fall off of there?
    34:33
    Oh! Alright, this game's got it out for me now. Pinball life, this game's a lot of fun, man. And if he has the home rom, I've got some secrets to show you.
    34:51
    Okay, I guess that's one way of doing it. I don't like that though. Oh my god, that was terrible. That was also terrible. Thank you. Yeah, baby. So start a mode, start a multiball. There's two locks. Just get it up that ramp really quick and we're good. Oh god, that was a close one. Is that another mode? Alright, we just gotta get it up the ramp. Oh crap. Get it up that ramp really quick and we're good.
    35:35
    Oh god, that was like a total... Is that another mode? Alright, we just gotta get it up the ramp. Oh crap.
    35:47
    I can't do it with the speed. Spare chain. I can. Nailed it. Fly like a... Whoo! What are you moving clock for in the game? I like to bring the clock into a multiball so that... Or like, in mode, really, into the multiball so that you're just making points for playing. I feel like I have quit playing with the clock. Oh my god that sucks. Alright we got the relight here. Um, gonna switch hands. There we go. Oh god that didn't work.
    36:50
    Oh my god why is this being a ding dong? Screw it. Screw it. A turtacular job of dumping the ball into play.
    37:05
    Uh, that's uh, that's okay. I'm dealing with this like a skid ball from the outside of the skid list.
    37:16
    Of the inserts, sort of saved my butt there. Turtacular. Wow, that's turdacular! Skill. All skill. Nick, who's also here, owns a Whirlwind, but it's at his house in Michigan. Those are not real gumballs in the gumball machine. That, I would imagine, would get really gross.
    37:53
    But I'm pretty sure someone has done that. They had to have. The beard is coming back. Committed. A lot of things are coming back, man. I'm growing the mustache back out.
    38:14
    It just needs the beard's framework in order to be supported until I shave it off. You've opened this door with the key of imagination. Watch this.
    38:31
    Nothing. Nothing happened. You won. Nothing happened. Love you. You have come to the end of your journey. Survival is everything. Don't touch the door.
    39:19
    The train score up top there is not hurtful. Is Tron still there? Yeah, committed. We still have Tron.
    40:05
    We have that until Gavin takes it back. That was the secret home-rom way of getting to Lost in the Zone without doing anything.
    40:19
    But it's cheating. It's all cheating. But it restarts you back at zero. Nasty Soda. One of the balls in here is ceramic, and that's the Powerball. And that ball, since it's not magnetic, the game knows it's in play, and it gives you 2x everything you're hitting. but it's hard to play with because it weighs less so it flies across the board.
    40:47
    God, we've got to get that fixed. Oh, get up. That would have been some pretty money. So, Nick? Missing internet. Uh, this is the kick-out from the slot machine. Yeah.
    41:19
    SPZM, buddy. You got a little dark and dirty? It's mega dirty. Yeah, yeah, let me see this. Player two.
    41:30
    Okay. Um, that's the first time I've actually seen it touch the flipper. You gotta fight for it, bro. You don't fight for the right. Do you, Tim Law?
    41:44
    You know what's, oh my god, dude. I said deja vu. Like real, legit, Really? Are you gonna get your smileys over? Hold on. You alright?
    41:56
    Do you have a tattoo of a robot under that chair? No! Nothing happened. Nothing happened. Don't tell me like that.
    42:08
    Good to see you, kid. Oh, nice to see you. Glad you're back. Glad I'm back. How's it leaning?
    42:20
    I kind of screamed it, but I think it still might be leaning left a little bit. I felt a little left. We just gotta drop maybe the back right leg. Swip! Oh wait, I swiped it wrong. If you just hold this clipper up, nothing good happens. Owl Anonymous just got a... Radical. We fought one. Whoa! Radical! I like Radical. Re-addle. Alright, how you gonna handle it?
    42:59
    Uh oh. Oh, a plush of re-addle. There you go. Woohoo! Viewership will go up with low-cut shirts? Uh, I don't know about that.
    43:19
    How about high-cut shirts? That's like half-church. Like Square-neck shape? Like, do you remember, uh, church? Oh.
    43:32
    Hey, why don't you save that Powerball for someone who will use it? I'm sure I will. You really? Get out of my face. Shut up.
    43:42
    Ooh! Whoa! Moose on Twitch equals ban. Uh, it's true. Don't narc on me, please. Wow! There's no proof and I'll get rid of the rod before you can say, Who's this?
    43:57
    Here we go. You see gravy? Yeah, give me a good beer, will you? Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, gosh. Not good, Internet.
    44:15
    Look, you're asking for a drain over there. Trying to get that locked. Oh God. Much...much later. Or much earlier I should say. That's not what I want either. I think one of my payoffs.
    44:41
    I'm holding it already. Should I kick it back in there, folks? Oh, God. No one wants to see hairy nipples, so no ban. Okay.
    44:59
    All right, guys. No more hairy nipples, I promise. Sorry. Is that a drink? No, it's a fuzzy nasal. That's good.
    45:14
    Clock millions. Alright, so clock millions is lit. So before I get multiball, I want to get the power and try to get that locked in there. Nice try.
    45:24
    Oh god. You know what you need? I'll give multiball. Oh, I learned something. If you lock up more than one ball before you multi-ball, instead of $50 million for your first stack pot, it's $40 million. Whoa. What? $15 million is $40 million? Yeah, the internet just hooked it up.
    45:44
    Yeah, Pinball Life, this pin would look really good. Not in the bed where Nick just took a nap. That was worse than your Powerball multi-ball. Wait, did you show your shirt again? No, not now.
    45:59
    Only the once. I can't help myself. Don't show your nipples on stream anymore. I didn't, it was just a fuzzy navel! It was one fuzzy navel. Um, some guy's telling a funhouse near you. Yeah, nasty, go buy that dude, funhouse is fun! Funhouse! Was I here the last time you played this or was I gone? On my, uh, super roach? Oh, you were gone, because you figured out the pause button. Yeah, I was gone for that one. Okay, internet! Oh, and Wordrick was doing, uh, I need, uh, I need some money to, uh, to beat Jackson.
    46:38
    Crystal, go back and look at mine and Nick Cameron's, uh, respected Vine accounts. You'll see people playing the crap out of World of Warcraft.
    46:51
    Oh! Oh, okay, that's, uh, that's a win for you, JD. Let's try that again, shall we? Dude, you don't want to try to tighten that?
    47:06
    Oh, hell no, I like it. I like it tight. You can't trust. No, I like it. Oh, shoot. Get up there. I just want to come on here and fall in. Fall in.
    47:27
    Oh. 10 out of 10 multiballs said it in the internet. You did it well. Thank you. That was a big deal for me. Oh shoot. We gotta fix that light yo. Oh the light you'll fix? Yeah, we gotta get Ladies Night, man.
    48:01
    Where did the mom and tattooed child go to? Uh-oh, that's what I want. Crystal, yeah, when are we doing Ladies Night? Or I guess when are you doing Ladies Night here?
    48:18
    I promised to hide the chat from you guys. Super slide! Nice. And I hit it! Excellent. Solid goal! The goal means it's gone. I think the clock still runs. It was the other Logia, I think. Don't touch the door, though.
    48:47
    Sing. Goal. Yeah, that clock is over. Water polo! What's up brother? Oh! That was some pilot air roar. Oh! Oh man. Pilot air roar. Beat it. Dirty! Yo, my phone's not on. Yo, get your phone. I hate not having my phone on. Stop, stop. Oh, I love you.
    49:27
    Internet, check this out. Ah, Nasty Soda. This was Nick's very first game that he bought, and I'm not sure what he paid for it, but it was pretty reasonable. Oh man, yeah we gotta get Bram Stokers running man. BSD from Shout. Love that game. Heheheheh, whoop! Oh my god, screw you. Nick and Load. Ah, stop doing that. It's the four way. Wow man. Four-way combo? Changes on about the four-way combo.
    50:23
    Do you think you'll ever find yourself in a sexual situation with three other people in your life? Four-way combo!
    50:32
    Five dollars. That was weird. No! No way, Cabo. Good ball. Yep. Good ball. I want... I just want the monster ball. Let's go. Stop it. Nick, the internet wants to know what you paid for this, but you don't have the set.
    51:00
    $38? $3,800? Oh, $38, yeah. $3,000? Yeah, we got it from the guy that really didn't understand what he had. 38 or 42, it's been a long time, it's my first game. Yeah, you've had this for three years? I think it's gone up in value, that's nice. Absolutely, TV goes up in value. And, this game has underwriting. Right.
    51:37
    Jet port. And he's got the frickin' Greek running. Holy cart. Nicely done. Damn it, stop getting that. Every time he hits those two it makes your jet pack go up in flames. Oh no! I finally get it. One shot left. said what a deal, these are selling for 5k plus. And this is a clean ass Twilight Zone I got in on this one right before the pinball craze started happening. Ooh, not good internet. I'll trade you a Banzai Run for the Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone sounds like a nightmare to fix. Well, traditionally you could just drop a bonsai runoff and we'll get it sold for you. Oh, now I get it. Now I get an ingredient bundle. Mix and death flip flippers. Agreed. Pinflation. I love that name. Word. Word. Pinflation. That's a process. A pinball. Oh, God. Why would you do that? Oh, God. You got your first Twilight Zone in 96 for 1200 bucks. You lucky duck. One more. You got it. Okay, okay, I'm not in love anymore. I'm in love. What's an EAT PIM? That's the geek. What's an E-A-T-P-I-M?
    53:24
    Oh, that was Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah, that's a pinball machine that didn't go very far, but it's a collector's item. Everybody Loves Raymond pinball. Yeah, exactly.
    53:34
    Deborah. Deborah, hold on. You got the right name, right? Goddamn it. Deborah. He's like, Deborah! Deborah!
    53:56
    Elvira and the Party Monster. Is that what that is? Yeah. I'm still bad with the Bananagrams. Yeah, everyone uses Bananagrams. It's like a moon, and then it's an eyeball, and then it's a snake.
    54:13
    Like, just say it. Just say it. Bananagram. Alright, here we go. Camera. What do I need to do now? There is never but, no, nasty soda. There's never everybody loves him and still loves him. Deborah! Deborah! Deborah! Is it lit? No! Yeah, wasn't he the voice of like a cartoon or something like that? Yeah, I think so. No! Sounds like he would be. Just complains about his mother-in-law flipping over all the time. Oh, that works. Was that 20 mil? No!
    54:53
    Fridge. You guys start broadcasting right when I leave work, so I'm going to miss most of this. F the Geek, here's what you do. How do you get home? I'm guessing you ride a Segway. So, just keep your phone in your pocket. Turn on your internet on your phone. And listen to it. It's like a podcast. You know, we'll say interesting stuff like, you know, the very first pinball was made out of copper wrapped in rubber bands. Did you realize that? I did know that. Or the first dinosaur's name was Jerry. Oh! I'm not allowed to say that.
    55:35
    So I have to double my scores. All my scores. Nailed it. Dammit! Alright, we're dead. We're dead. Oh, I walked away from that. Uh oh. Better walk away from that one. Yay! No!
    56:13
    Alright, hey, we lived. Uh, also, I think I moved the game about a foot in the wrong direction. Ooh! Yacht Rock!
    56:26
    So, did those guys that did this show, did they invent the term Yacht Rock, or was that a term before?
    56:33
    Uh, yeah, I wonder. Because they had the Yacht Rock show. It was all about books. No, I remember that show. Wait, I only remember like one episode of that show. They all kind of play together. They're all pretty good. Oh God, I'm done. I'm done. That was it, folks. I'm done. Can you go in the frickin' thing? I don't need super slow. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I'm on TV. See, I calmed down. Do we still have one Pinball out of here? Yeah. It's only two. Two. Tuesday. Wait. Uh-oh. Whoa, we're getting some lucky bootsies.
    57:18
    Can you go? Can you go in? Can you go? Wait. Pause. Pause? All or nothing, that show killed me. Yeah, you know what that means? You know what that means? Uh, Ty Barone. I'm a real dragon! Yo, let this machine cool off a little bit. She's a child breaker!
    57:43
    That's how you handle it. Oh, live catch? Right into it, folks. Okay. A little early. A little later. There it is. Gumball is lit. Whoa! You got a nice little turn-verger there. Turn-verger? Turned a burner? Oh my god, you... I juggled that one.
    58:11
    They're like smashing the place up there. You know what I found on the desk back there? Giant chunks of like... Stealer. Yeah. I swear to god I found like a 90 year old hardened dog turd. On the floor. You're welcome. Less selfies please, Jaded.
    58:30
    Jaded likes his selfies, but you know what? Mad respect, dude. I love selfie spree. Did you see my new selfie with that camera?
    58:40
    I don't know what you're saying. The 360 thing. Oh, you took a 360 selfie? Yeah, it's pretty amazing. I think there's no selfie like a selfie. Ain't no selfie like a 360 selfie. There's a 360 selfie all around.
    58:55
    Party Zone's pretty fun too. You are correct. Dr. Dude number two. Dr. Dude's fun. Super Sly! Oh my god. I'm back, folks. Oh my god, Jambles. How are people not growing up when listening to this?
    59:18
    Nailed it! 20 million for what? That's the four-way combo. For joining. Doink, doink, doink. That was some nasty shit. Four-way. Oh. All right. Ha ha ha, dead noises. All right, we're good here. Catch it. Oh, God. Yep, that's what I want. Just keep trying to do that. Got it.
    59:59
    Oh oh oh Oh baby Oh Oh Oh Ha ha Can you backhand the slot machine? Have you ever tried it? Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. You gotta drop the flipper quick, though. Oh! Oh! Oh, wait, backhand! I do it from the feed of the slot machine, though. Like, you hold it up and you just tap it right back to where it's going to be. ... Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Give me something good! Yeah! You missed me! Oh, you only did it.
    60:47
    Whoa! Wow! Oh! That was unfortunate. Oh, that wasn't though. Oh man. He almost had the old hop skip over.
    61:10
    Oh! Oh, wait! they're sickでも since last week Walk em up they're sickでも since last week
    61:30
    and there hasn't been any positive news I don't think we will be considered a legit stream until we have Michael McDonald on the screen Same thing while we're playing pinball.
    61:53
    So if any of you know Michael McDonald, please give us his, uh, his team name so we can, uh, insta-chat him. Oh, God! That's a lot of money.
    62:08
    He works for RID. Oh, put the brakes on right there. Mmm, camera roll. Can we try talking here? Or... Oh go, oh go, oh go, okay! Yep! Nick Camberl... Tilted model.
    62:36
    That's a lot of bonus! Yeah, that's a lot of bonus. I keep forgetting we're not in Love anymore. Folks, folks, Uh, please take heed, this is a game you never ever ever want to kill, I don't care how short your ball is. Okay? Oh god! Do not tilt this thing. Shit! This game is all bonus.
    62:59
    Bro-nis. You're bro-nis. Alright, I think the nice one's the gumbo- gumbole? Garn gumbole? The brain licking.
    63:10
    OOF! That was dirty. That was terrifying. There's only balls here? Jeez, man. Alright, my turn to win. Do you believe it? Nailed it. Mr. Ball-a-lina. Mr. Gum-ball-a-lina. That's what I was trying to say.
    63:39
    It's all lined up. Exactly what you need, ballerina. God, you know what's great? What? Not powering through beers, although I am getting a little swased. I don't know what I'm drinking here. It's the heavy ones. Holy crap, this is heavy.
    63:59
    That's, okay, I'm like, why am I a little drunk? This is 8.1%. Oh, God. Who brought these? Oh, God. Oh, golly, that was clean. That was some unintentional trust.
    64:14
    I think those are brats. Uhhhh... Hoo! Oof! Whoa! Straight through! Oh! Not in everybody out of the pool situation. Oh, everybody out of the pool! Everybody out of the pool! Yo, that was dumb, dog. Gnarly! What beer is that? Nasty soda. I'm drinking the... I don't even know what this is called. Tingle Varietal 2X Southern Tier... Oh, this is where you can get the single hop. This beer is intense. I got a phone call with Dave Kitt I hope you got a beat here With Dave Kitt One of the co-founders of Dead Split That's right I'm glad you asked Well I merely mentioned Oh my life Oh my I pray for someone like you.
    65:38
    That means my jackpot is worth... That was a real-life multiple you can tell there, folks. Uh-oh. I pray for someone like you. Come on, baby. Oh, what the crap? Was it crap and crap?
    66:00
    Carom. Please! Bounce in! Hit me, hit me, hit me. Okay, you bounce with me, bounce with me. Uh-oh. We got that relight. Hit it, hit it. We got that relight, like...
    66:19
    Oh, my... What is going on here, dude? It's like robbing me blind here. Yeah, I know, brother.
    66:32
    Dude, Robin, though? Like, legit, she's great. She is great. Can I be your friend? Yeah, dude, that's... Oh, we were singing Robin.
    66:50
    Hey, I'm Robin. No! Pause. Pause doesn't work. The winner is... Yo, I gotta go call Dave Kiss. Oh! Sit down, man. Whose house is this? Come here, kiss. Did anyone track Manny? I let Manny know. No one has Manny's number. I let him know on Passe-Bouquet. Alright, I'll teach Dave Kiss to... Aren't you a member of Passe-Bouquet? I'm not. I'm gonna beat you up, man. I'm gonna beat you. Aw, don't do that. I love this shirt. Oh my god, my life is lost.
    67:38
    Can you go, please, in there? Nope. Take the baby. It's the baby. I'm the baby. Yeah, it's a dirty team. Bonk.
    67:59
    Although my least favorite. Nicely done. Welcome to the Inman, Motherfudge! Get in somewhere. I feel like I'm sweating a lot.
    68:20
    Sweat pails, for Jack. Sweat pails? Woo! It's like sock pails, but... Sweat pails. Life is like an airplane, here in the dead planet.
    68:34
    Yep. Kill it. How to donate to kids. Well, you find a kid, you crumple up some chain, and you throw it in his face. No, and then you don't give it to him, but they say, yo, I'm donating this to you, in your name.
    68:53
    Hey, kid, you like money? Then you're going to love the fact I'm donating it. That's the sort of JK I don't give a shit to kids.
    69:03
    I don't give shit to kids. Super skill cuts. That's your quiet skill. No! I am joking. I don't give shit to kids.
    69:16
    In Russia. In Russia, kids give shit to you. Kids don't make shit. Gumball-erino, Mr. Bob Gumball. Gumball-erino! Oh, come on, get in there. Dave, how do you do it?
    69:40
    Hold on, don't break your neck here. Kid, here you go, have a long... Oh, God! Grrr! Heh heh! Get off!
    69:56
    Light, please light up your dreams. Here in Darkwing. Here we go. That's the, that's the mom. Are there extra balls on them? No. No EVs, dog. Dude, these are strong as cedars, man. I wanted the power, I didn't get it. Wait, did you play your own ball? Yeah. Good job. I think I'm wasted. You're wasted. I'm like, you wasted. You wasted.
    70:43
    Wait. What did I do? No, I had to. Why? Because we haven't had one yet today. Uh, ATM fee charged to bank account. Ooh. What? Somebody got charged? I did. Oh.
    70:59
    In Twilight Zone, people all play you. It's true. Team's involved machines. Tower time! Oh, oh, oh, teacher. Tower time! Team of 50, so far, has received all models. Get out of there. Safety.
    71:42
    What up, JD and B-Rad? Trophy presentation tonight, yeah? Yeah, we're going to melt it down and turn it into shivs and start cutting people tonight.
    71:52
    That's absolutely exactly what I want to do. I brought like that movie, Chopping Off Sharp Pieces. I'm just going to crack off part of that trophy and just start sharpening it while I was like, yeah, great job. Oh, yeah, it was a good season. It was a good season. Yeah, like, okay, yeah.
    72:09
    Yamama. Yamama plays pinball. I beat you. That was pretty good. Oh, come on, Joe Blasey. Get in there. Come on, man.
    72:21
    All the scores. So the pop-up first moves the door award that you're going to get. It's kind of dangerous. Well, yeah, absolutely. I wasn't trying to go in there.
    72:33
    Unfortunat. That I made it to me. Oh! Brad Stark and I at a friend's 30th birthday party played Super Step. That is the best.
    72:45
    And it was out of control. Have you guys ever played with it, Steph? It makes you drink more than you should in order to look way creepier than you want to. Everyone was like, how are you drinking that much? Yeah. I was way ahead and then you like...
    73:00
    I wasn't drinking until I knew there was a lizard competition. And then I just drank 11 beers and had a staff as tall as Laura just walking around with that beer. Feeling like a champion.
    73:16
    I believe I fed my buddy on his birthday from that staff. Actually, I can probably pull that out. Whose Instagram was that? Justin Youngers? Maybe.
    73:34
    Life is like a hurricane. Here. That's it. How do you link to just... Oh, God, that's loud.
    73:47
    Nope. How do you link to just a video on Instagram? I don't know. I don't do Instagram. That's my social network blind spot. Really? That and LinkedIn.
    73:57
    I don't do LinkedIn either. Life is like an Instagram. I don't do LinkedIn either, man. What? Dude, LinkedIn is the best. Okay, well. No, it's not. It's the most useful. No, absolutely opposite of that. You just need to know how to use it the way it wasn't intended.
    74:15
    I just want to look at hot ladies. Well, LinkedIn is the ultimate way to find the name of a producer in an agency you've never worked with and just act like you know them, bro. Is it the easy way to find the name of a girl you've never actually talked to? Oh, she's this girl.
    74:32
    No, man, that's my free cam or whatever the hell it is. What? It sounds like the best stalking tool I've ever had. You're not bringing buckets of blood. Just print out a cute asterisk.
    74:46
    Uncle Carmy, I wish I had a shirt with a giant fucking asterisk on it. How do I get this? How do I get a shirt right now? We could go to 1-Hour Tees. Is that a thing? It's on Damon. What time is it? 6, 12? What time does the party start? 8. 1-Hour Tees.
    75:04
    Oh my god. Can I fucking call these people? Maybe. Did you find them? I went there and got my calling pass in there. Oh my god.
    75:14
    Oh my god, hold on. It might be called 1-Hour Tees. It's literally called Lone R.T.'s in Chicago. John Dannett. It's farting, freaking farting closed. Yeah.
    75:27
    What do you do when it's 613 and you need a shirt right now? We can make one for you. Do you have a white shirt? A white shirt and a black shirt. Oh, my God, dude. It's happening. I'm going to figure this out. We'll get this.
    75:42
    Do you explain to everybody what it's going to be? I will not say anything, but you know what's going to happen? The people that know will know. Yeah. The people that know will know. The people it was meant for will know.
    75:55
    Oh, you don't use jibber-jabber? Do you have a label maker? I don't have. What if we, upon immediately receiving the trophy, what if we hit Astrid with a label maker and put it right there? Yeah, cool trophy, bro. Yep. There you go. Hold on, let's just put a little Astrid right there.
    76:16
    No driving in Easter places. Not that I know of. That would be... There is a place in town called, like, One Hour T's, like you were saying. But I think they close at 5.
    76:28
    The people that need to know will know. Exactly. Thank you, old army. Your balls, there are many of them. My balls, there are many, pretty lady. There are many balls.
    76:45
    In Waller's own balls. Oh, get back up there. It's multi-U! It's multi-Jack! You rich! James Hicks sucks at pinball! Get that! Get that!
    77:06
    Cheap transfer? I don't think we have time. We have to go get the transfer thing, come back here, print it, get it ironed. Those are irons? Yeah, y'all are irons. Oh, really? Yeah.
    77:22
    I, listen, white, I'm going to get, oh, listen, everything I need is at freaking Walgreens, guys. A white t-shirt and a black sharpie.
    77:37
    I was going to say, who will give us 2015 winners? Asterisk. This might be accurate, bigger than the actual rest of the time. Guys, listen. Don't give me terrible ideas when I'm in soccer camp. Not that. No, but I could be... I saw you on Saturday night. I was right there with you. Oh, yeah. Without a wizard's staff. I was drunk on Saturday, buddy. It's hard to give a staff that big without being stupid drunk. It's true.
    78:07
    You know, I handed my staff off to somebody. I gave my staff to Eric for his birthday. I saw there was a girl that came to me before I left. I was like, oh, I should be directed here. Have my staff.
    78:19
    Hey, darling, have my staff. With great power comes great responsibility. Full staff? It was a full staff.
    78:28
    Is this a show? Tin He Shikos. Come on. Three X-Town Square Garden. They come back. That's gone. Give me that lock, girl.
    78:51
    So, the internet showed me something, or told me something on this game. So, if you get your first lock and then go up the ramp, your first jackpot's 15-0. But, if you get your first lock and then lock a second ball, and then start your multiball, your jackpot's $40 million. So you want at least two balls locked before you collect that. Okay. Moved back from college two days ago, finally got the computer set back up. The Eggman! Brother! College! Welcome back from college. I think he just graduated with a computer science degree.
    79:28
    Listen, I remember stuff sometimes. Not from college. Not from college, but I did not go. But kudos to everyone that went.
    79:38
    Because highly recommended. There's a lot of ding-dongs out there. There's a lot of ding-dongs in college, too, though.
    79:45
    I'm a ding-dong. I don't think your state of ding-donging it is... My ding now weighs my dong. Your ding is not dependent on what dong of university you're in. Oh, computer engineering. Wait, what did I say? Computer science. It's different. Could be science is like coding, engineering is like hardware. Sorry bro.
    80:10
    Man, respect. Engineer. Jack is like a piece of crap playing pinball. Alright. Too much dong talk. Are you new here? Too much dong talk? Welcome to JetBlue.
    80:31
    How's it going bro? How you doing bro? Feeling good, a little bit to the left. How you hanging? Long and hairy, hard to carry. Who are you? This is ball three or ball two? Can you chant the pop-bump? I did, you know I do that. The large one. Nope, see if I hit him. It's just, uh, sausage. Sausage. Sausage Fest!
    81:05
    Welcome to the Dead Slip Sausage Fest! It's two lots, we do four of the third. Ketchup time! Then mustard time is on. I just freakin' shit my pants. I just shit my pants. Where's that chick? Uh, you could be talking about anybody. Is it Laura or Crystal or... We've had Kim and Erica, and we've had a lot of ladies on this stream.
    81:36
    The Eggman, I do know Pinball Joe quite well, actually. Yeah, we've played Pinball Joe. Late nights, playing him. I don't think he's here in the stream, and he's definitely not here in Chicago. Yeah, he's coast, I believe.
    81:53
    Love that guy. In fact, I really love that guy. In fact. Um, so we're tied, man. Jeez. You ready? Yeah.
    82:07
    Woo! I'm grabbing here. Give me one. Yes, sir. Please. Yeah. I don't... He says don't shoot the skill shots because the pops are dangerous, but...
    82:26
    What does he know, right? Am I right, guys? What does he know? Nope. Oh my god, dude. Is that your problem? It just breaks down. It's like, danger behind you. Yo, get a lift.
    82:59
    I want beer thing, give me... Al Anonymous, how far away are you and can you come here and hang out?
    83:11
    Also, bring an arcade machine with you, because I want to play some of that crap you've been rocking on.
    83:17
    Because in my wildest dreams, sitting around playing shooters, as in like those spaceship, no way you could possibly survive shooter games with upgrades and stuff, that's my dream. That's your beard. Where's my beard? All Anonymous lives very far away. Farther than China?
    83:39
    Are you in... Lock is lit! Woo! Hold on. Hold the pressure! Lock is lit. Are you associated with a documentary I watch? That's true. Or a pair of underwear that I'm wearing? That's a special one. Are you sure? Where's the death flip located in Chicago? Is it an apartment building? No, we're in a creepy warehouse in the meatpacking district. Meatpacking warehouse. There's a corn beef factory across the street. Yep. Lock is lit.
    84:13
    You're super awesome. You know. Probably the best person I've ever hung out with in my life. I'm drunk. I'm like stuttering. My words. Slurring? Slurring.
    84:24
    Racially slurring my words. Don't do that, this. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for the follow, brother Or darling, or friend Or space alien, or dog That accidentally clicked someone's mouse On the like button follow Hey, you're playing on Amazon Just making ramps one-handed No big deal Just dead flip things There's dead flip things, yo girl What you doing? I just want to do dead flip things with my friends Oh, that's pretty great.
    85:05
    I just want to do death love things with my friends. Crap. I already knew that was funny. Mother's friendship.
    85:17
    Praise Christ. Mother fun jets. Oh, well, I don't feel so bad. At least I got the touchy.
    85:32
    Sandwiches. And we can make sandwiches. Just live. That's all I want. All the way.
    85:44
    Swish. I'm a bird. Oh my god. That ball just came out. Pardon that. Want to buy a ball? Up the thing, please. Nooooooo! Hardest jet-pot to fucking get, dude. Awww, everybody out of the pool! Alright, let's see if I can... Okay, I'll head to Chicago if you guys head out here to Mass. Oh, hell yeah, dude. I am all aboot that.
    86:30
    Jaded, um, I can't wait to have emotes. Oh my god, I can't wait to have emotes. You're happy? I don't even... Okay, I do want your money, internet, but really I just want emotes.
    86:47
    It's my teethie's birthday on the 27th of this month. Dude, I didn't even think about recording birthdays for pinball machines. Can we? When did Nick buy this? I got all mine written down. Oh my god. We need pinball birthdays. Walk This Lake just blew my mind.
    87:19
    Trust! Trust in the butt. Trust in the butt? Trust, trust, in the butt. Uh oh, uh oh. My man. Red Dog's faggin' at home. Red Dog's faggin' at home. That's all we're gonna do.
    87:45
    One time! Life's like playing hurricane Here it did I think I beat you Mustang Radical Oh yeah, oh you beat me? Those are two terrible scores Well a very happy birthday to Lock His Lits Twilight Zone I'm sure as an inanimate object you're feeling incredible I hope he takes a cake and puts it inside the cabinet.
    88:22
    Remember to take the keys out of your freaking door. Um. Congratulations. You've made it this long. You've closed this door with the key of imagination. Jaded's in Michigander these days? No, Jaded is from Arizana. Arizana? You've had your Twilight Zone for ten years, man? That's a kid at that point.
    88:54
    That's probably very cheaply bought. Yeah. Ten years ago a TZ I'm sure was a lot cheaper than what they are now. Less than two grand you go out for. TZs now are like what, five, six? Yeah. Matt, I haven't seen a Twilight Zone movie in ages. The Twilight Zone movie.
    89:14
    Are you real or fantasy? Wow. That's it. The danger lurks behind you. Dude, that's... It's only creepy.
    89:31
    Get it! Oh, my new jeans. I ripped them. No. I always blow up. Macaw 45. I always blow the frickin' crotch out of my jeans, dude.
    89:46
    Rather watch the series than the movie. There's something on the wing! John Lithgow? I don't know, man. The movie pretty legit I thought that was Shatner that does the wing thing There a stranger out to find you What you do when I ram out to you in the hills
    90:11
    That song has so many references to pinball unintentionally. Why isn't there a ping-pong for it? Why isn't there a pinball for it? Ping-pong. um you know who needs to write a pinball song like mad respect to the bare naked ladies it's still corny it's not as bad as pinball wizard by the hood okay I don't hate who I just hate that song um the bare naked ladies still their ball song still little I think you have another song called multi ball still kind of corny they I need a pinball song from like from uh they might be giants uh they're good yeah it's gotta be fun and upbeat and not talking about how supple a wrist is true still bad ha ha ha booyah shaka Get in there Sandwiches, man
    91:38
    Jaden, Pimple Wizard, this song is more than overplayed It's over Period I don't like that feed thing anymore. No, it needs to be fixed, but Nick doesn't want to do it.
    91:55
    This video is very sausage-fest. Like, come on, guys. Don't blame me. Blame the hostile environment that women have to go through with pinball. Here's the deal. As Crystal would say. Who says that I'm a man? I'm a man.
    92:11
    Now I'm a man. Man, man, man I'm a man, man, man Now I'm a man Well, there's no problem. Oops! I'm a man, man, man Here I'm a man Oh, not this video. Okay, I get it. Where is lovely Laura? Laura is at a... Actually, she just met me.
    92:52
    Oh, he's... I'm gonna have to get out, straight to the top Uh, how to, how to social media, of course, Laura God, I gotta pee, like, right now Too busy Stone and Fools, free to pee I realize what I have to do. It gets hard.
    93:44
    Yeah. All right. Oh, God. Yeah. Holy freaking... Uh... Laura said she couldn't come because she, uh, hates my guts.
    94:07
    Something about dog food. Oh. I'm going to a talent show tonight. Is it at one of our... I'm not sure when it ends, but I may be able to come get you. Or have my phone.
    94:19
    Does she know where we're going to be? I'll be at Logan. What I just said. To the internet. Laura Squeak, right at the next stop. Here's the deal. So, I was thinking, uh, I was on the bus listening to some, you know, 90s, 2000s jams. And I'm like, some of these songs need to be pinball songs. Uh, Black Hole Sun came out.
    94:46
    And I was like, okay, Black Hole Sun, we got this, we got this. Like, Black Hole Sucks. Pinball sun. No, it's like, Black Hole Sucks. Once you plunge It goes straight down the drain Black hole stuff Dude, it works. So, we need a... It's not writing original songs. I think at this point we need to do... Oh, Weird Al? Cover songs, Weird Al pinball albums.
    95:14
    If you want a really great example of this is look up the guy who took a bunch of great songs and replaced a lot of the words with the phrase, my dick. It is so good. I think it's called My Dick.
    95:30
    Yeah, I think the album's called My Dick. I'm gonna harden my dick. I'm gonna swallow my dick. It's so good. It's supposed to be a band chat. We are rating the screen. Take it all, boys. What's happening? Did someone... We didn't get hosted or anything. Good.
    95:48
    I think so. We pissed. Cover ideas with the Womenele custom music option thing. Agreed, Buckwheat. That would be awesome. Is there a thing we can do now?
    95:58
    I don't think the code is there for it yet. Yo mama. Nice. I win! I think I've never had a piece of bed in my life. Go pee. I got one ball. Weapon is hosting me for 15 American viewers. Possibly not American.
    96:18
    World. Earth. Welcome, Earthlings. Humans. Maybe not even humans. I believe there's a... A dare fish that has a Twitter account. We're judging for you.
    96:32
    Thank you for the help, brother. Thanks to all the weapons viewers for coming. We're playing Twilight Zone by Bally Williams. Made in 1993. One of the favorite games of many pinball players. It is now a very expensive game, which we're happy about because we own one. Well, Nick owns one. You just kind of play it and mooch out. I rated you, bro. Weapon. U-S-O-V. I love you. Our weapons are locked in the... Jamie, can you measure how many degrees of TZ in rails and glass? Yeah, sure.
    97:16
    I just want to go in the place... Back in the day, pinball was played by bad boys, but the songs make pinball seem weak. You are correct. Pinball was a game for, like, the bullies, the lowlifes, the smokers, the bikers, the tall, sexy dudes with shirts that say, Donate to Kids. But now, like, everyone's playing pinball. But, agreed, all the songs about pinball have been just straight garbage. Flirtdog! What's up man? Treminatar! Boom! Wow, that was almost, um... what's his name? Strongbad? Strongman! Treminatar! So where's that song?
    98:05
    Right, huh. I had 20 bullets in my chat, so make sure you're still in my chat. 20 bullets? Weapon, you're giving people bonuses for being here? I love you, sir. Ah. Dweeb Spazoid 2. That is so good, dude. Drum that pinball, I'm gonna do it. Weapon! Homestyle, Homestyle 1.0! Hey, it's long time. Your email, your email, wow. You know what's funny, all anonymous, is if you look at the lower plate field on an ACDC premium, it looks like Tron got space. Tron, Tron, Triball, there you go. Alright, well, I win! That was the end? Or the beginning? The beginning of the end. BARF! Your bonus was bigger than my score, my friend. Twelve weapons, followers, thank you for coming. awesome. I love you, I guess. Yeah, I probably love you. Brad here just whomped my boot. Whomped my boot. That is pinball slang for he won. What types of games does Weapon play? He just streams himself shooting guns at animals. And it's pretty popular. It's pretty great. 22s, 45s you know the internet gets he puts a straw poll up it's like what do you want me to shoot this squirrel with and it's like you know oh shotgun well there's like subcategories of sawed off or you know like buckshot or slugs people love their slugs man I gotta tell you just like it's just gone that squirrel cause the dude never misses ever and he's like freaking 16 15 killing it old enough Old enough to shoot a squirrel.
    100:08
    My man. Weapon, freaking weapon. Left ramp. Right ramp. Gumball. Nailed it. Oh my god, I'm dead. You're fine.
    100:26
    I need to get in my... Yo, you got Hearthstone, dog! Wait, what? You stream Hearthstone? That's awesome, dude.
    100:37
    Jackie's a streamer. Oh, dude. Yeah, that's right. So when Hearthstone first came out, I got a beta key, like, immediately. And I started streaming,
    100:50
    and things were going well, and, like, money was rolling in. I only streamed for, like, two weeks, and I made, like, 150 bucks or something ridiculous like that. Maybe three weeks. and like people were drawing me photos of like robot cats by the way if you guys want to draw me fan art I love that stuff, shit, donate to kids and then my Laura, my girl Laura was like why the hell aren't you coming home because I was streaming here from work and I'm like yo I'm making money and she's like screw that shit then when I got home and told her how much money I was making she's like uh get back on that but it was too late the internet gave up on me.
    101:31
    How long till you stream Kiss? Ooh, Uncle Carmy. I'm actually talking to Stern about that right now. No, probably not really. Why would you sell a Hurst home baby key?
    101:44
    Come on, baby. I had a Heroes of the Storm set-up. Oh, baby. Play that. You mother... Fun... Son... Fun in the sun. mother fun in celebration of yesterday being Mother's Day yeah, weapons and cherry streams, so are you by the way, I gotta say our stream was like the first couple of weeks we streamed Monday through Friday the first couple of weeks we only had like two people it wasn't until Cherry sort of posted us and got a lot of people in here that seriously health charts blow up. And then we sort of hit the street and started telling people, like, hey, you know, you watch, you on the internet? Yeah, yeah, screw Facebook, dude, come watch us play pinball.
    102:36
    Screw Facebook movement, didn't really work out, but hey, if JD's life came down to playing one game of pinball against someone, who would you magically play the game of your life? What?
    102:51
    Powerball. I think someone's starting to open our doors. Dude, Weapon, that's awesome, dude. Congratulations. Cherry is such a rad frickin' dude.
    103:06
    Facebook is done, dude. It's all about watching Deadfoot play pinball. Like, you know, who cares what your aunt's frickin' cousin's doing? Your aunt's cousin? Is that a thing on Facebook? Probably something stupid. Yeah, like, here's the frickin' post I put in with a Don Fishing sign. Who cares? Yeah, let them. They'll figure it out. The whole... Actually, we're haunted right now. It's pretty ridiculous.
    103:33
    Twitch is where it's at. I played Roger Sharp on Cyclops. Pretty epic. Dude, ow. That's his game, man. He also... The game that you really don't play Roger Sharp against is Baracoa. Or Barbacoa? Baracora? Barbacoa. Barbacoa? No, that's the B. Oh, B. Yeah, you don't have a beef-eating competition against Roger Sharp. Because he designed it.
    104:01
    Barracuda? It's Barracora or something like that. Barac- Barac-a-rama? Oh, Barac-a-rama. He had, like, some early premonition on, like, who the president was going to be. Hey, it's Brad the Wall, dude.
    104:21
    What's up, Wall dude? I had a few other things. You had a few other things. Aw. You make a brat out of the fat, Brad. Like you probably know, I'm really good at pinball. I'm ranked higher than Jack. It's true. I'm actually really low ranked.
    104:40
    I was in group B. The top of group B in qualifying last year at Pinberg. Hello. Come on, buddy. Nailed it. Barbacoa.
    104:57
    Barbarosa? Aw, yeah, see, that sucks, man. This needs to be used. We gotta fix that. Fred, we'll always be lol dude in my heart.
    105:20
    Was that the power? Oh, it's charged. Alright, so, okay, this speed is impossible, so we're gonna short point. Oh my god, you can't even short point me! You mother! I win! Oh god! I'm gonna win again. Screaming I win. You're killing it. Thanks. I just wanna speak sharp, Tim, and say thank you. Timbal, I have your correctness. That feed is dirty. Roger Shark saves Pinball. And no matter how much people hate, like, you know, everyone in life is all about the underdog and stuff like that, but realistically, you can't hate Stern because they freaking kept Pinball alive. Absolutely. I think so.
    106:15
    You know, you could cheer for all the up and coming pinball companies that scrape, but there's no reason to ever hate on Scream. Because without them, there wouldn't be anything. Like, we would have run out of pinball machines a long time ago.
    106:37
    Weapon! Do not encourage people to draft mages on the earth stone. That's frickin' half of the deal. Pinball Life. We actually worked on the Wicked Witch animations for the Wicked Razzle. This is Jack. And I designed the back end for the systems that we use.
    107:10
    Very modular, square-baked, colored systems. That's my also. Jack gets a stern cock whenever he sees the new machines. Fair enough, Weapon. Fair enough. I also do the designs for the back end. Weapon, I think I'm just jealous that I'm not 15 years old.
    107:37
    You're looking forward to trying Hobbit? The more I play Woz, the more I like it. Yeah, Woz is actually kind of fun. The whole LCD back glass thing, it takes some getting used to, but it's just like anything new, it takes getting used to. It's also very different than Woz. Yeah, you're right, Pinball Life. Where the hell is our free Woz? 100%. Where is our Woz? I don't think we get a free one. I think we get like a... Well, I'll take a discounted Woz. Also, I won't buy it, but I hope Niz gets... Niz?
    108:12
    Niz. Talk to Niz. Last time I talked to him about it, he's like, yeah, I need to get... He's like not hyped about it. He's like, it's an okay game, But his, Nick's name is in the apron. Nick got this guy in the apron at the first game.
    108:33
    Keep playing, you gotta come really fast. I'm gonna have this multibot at the end of the game. You're probably fine.
    108:47
    That was unfortunate. I did it. Yep, that's going to... Boop. There we go. Okay, that clapped all day. Although, the gumball is a little bit more valuable right now. So I'll take that.
    109:55
    Come here, come here buddy, come here. Cut! Nah. I still win. I win! What kind of start? What's the end? Who can win again? What do you mean you win? You're freaking... Did you drain? Yeah, I drained. No you didn't drain. The ball was like stuck in there. What? Baboosh! We don't like paying back, that's what happens. Uh, Eddie. Yes. Holy crap. So Eddie, where do you win from, brother? I'm in from San Francisco. Uh, what do you have on the docket I'm open. I did Dwarfship today and I'm done. Then you're coming with us to Logan Arcade in 15 minutes. I would love to do that. I've been told that's a quick to go. We're going there. There's actually a trophy ceremony for our lead. Oh nice. We took second but it was bullshit. Anyway, What do you mean you beat me? Collectively you two? So each bar in Chicago that has pinball machines supports a pinball team. Those teams travel to each other's bars and meet up with each other. And the two main teams for as many seasons as we've been going on, it's always been two teams in the finals. And this year, the opposing team to us, because we're in the finals every year, One of their better players...
    111:38
    Well, hold on. I'm going to mute this really quick. And we're back. I'm in a league in San Francisco, and our league's got a little more, you know, we've got some good camaraderie. and you know but it's just it's like a I guess more of a yeah I can read less shit talking going on you're fine internet it's fine do you want a beer sure my man that's awesome follow me sir you can start us off don't mind if I do like I played rock bands back in the day I was an expert level guitar player
    113:01
    It was, uh, a long time ago, I got, when I moved, I threw away all my instruments, but I hear it's coming back, so maybe I shouldn't have done that.
    113:15
    I hear there's, like, a new version coming out and everything. And, like, all your old songs are gonna hold over.
    113:22
    So if you owned it on the Xbox previously, it'll know that you have all these songs, Maybe it'll come back. Well, 40 years ago, there wasn't a grand place anywhere in Chicago. And realistically, when we had a tournament, we had people coming in from everywhere. Because there wasn't anywhere to go. Yeah, yeah. And now all these part-tames are popping up. Right. I'm a part-tame. And the part-tame has to be back on the game that we bought here. Yeah. It's like, well, there's no reason to buy a circle. We kind of started with headquarters. Right. Or, you know, just for the reason of blah blah blah. What's the story with headquarters, by the way? I started with like a small room open, and then it got bigger. Which headquarters did you go to? I'm up in Lakeview. Okay, so that headquarters... Yeah. It... No! You know! Headquarters, you know! I feel sponsored. Headquarters, you know what's up. Headquarters in Lakeview is a frickin' dump, dude. They figured out how to get their hands on incredible machines. That's what I was going to ask. But they don't take care of them. They spent a lot, they have a deal worked out with this guy, so I think he pays for the machines and they like lease them from him. Yeah, I mean they have the VWMF. Yeah. They can lease everything. Yeah. So they did not join the Chicago-wide pinball league thing because they didn't want people bad mouthing the conditions of their games. Because they're not interested in being an arcade park, they're interested in being a cool book. Right, right. Because previously that space had the same owners. It was taken up by a place called Uncle's Baggies. Oh, it was like a huge place. It was like a bro... It was like a bro Tiki Park kind of place.
    115:07
    Mark Riggs. I mean, because I'm always all reading, you know? It was weird because they were all free play except for... They all be on free play because they pissed off their aldermen and aren't allowed to charge for coin drives. Oh, well, that's good. Well, they got Wizard Claws and they have a few of the magicals. So they're allowed to do it in three? And they're not in three? I'm not sure if it works. Three coin-ops. It's like a pool table, a jukebox, a pinball machine. They all count as that same thing. If they didn't have a jukebox that cost anything... Yeah, that's the reason, brother. Um, dude, sorry to, like, bombard you. No, no, no, dude, I'm just... How are you? Can you give me a hug? I'm doing a work thing and I have like a jean at some point. Who has like the coolest freaking Twitter handle? He's part of the Anointed 26. Mother! Yeah, but he's a fucking... That feed is dirty off of that. The feed. It coming out of that slot machine is not as good as it should be. Okay. Yeah, I'm down. This is very unforgiving. So all the machines that we have here, we keep our outlanes really wide. No ball saves, no extra balls. So that you're playing the hardest game you can right now to practice on, and then when you go out in the world, there's no way the game's going to be harder than this. Right, right. Unless it's just straight up broken. So start with a high bar, and then when you go out in the world, yeah. Like, when we get extra balls or ball saves, it's just like a, holy crap, that's remarkable.
    116:51
    Deadflip, I have the coolest, you have the coolest what? That's awesome, weapon. I don't even know what you're saying. Sweet. Mick Combeci? Okay. What? Cool. You're up, Brad. Sorry. MC Combeci? MC Combeci.
    117:08
    I actually tried to have to look at that so that it doesn't, it's your way of asking. I don't look at that. I don't look at the viewers. I don't even like to deal with it. Because when we get posted, like when someone is... There's this gentleman named Cherry Warrior on Twitch here who does a lot of, like, Hearthstone gaming. It's just like other gaming stuff. He'll, like, post us every once in a while, and that brings, like, 150 to 200 people into our chat. And I just... I don't want to deal with it. Knowing that many people are here. RPG for dinner. Why does your name not look familiar? I love you, thanks for coming. So you've got a number head, you've got a human camera. A human camera! This is the DMD, yeah. So the DMD can be put anywhere on its tripod, it's just really, it's a lot easier to put it on the game next to it. Oh, that was trash. Excuse me, before I came over, are all three active, actually? Yeah, absolutely.
    118:15
    So, there's... You might have tuned in... Yep, there's the DMV, us, and... Oh, crap, I've had this over the frickin'... Oh, my God. Did I get it? Guys, that's not good casting.
    118:28
    I'm the worst at streaming on the Internet. Ah, you're up, brother. Did you get it? I had the audio system over the followers so that there was just a big white box over everyone's face.
    118:41
    Huh, well, they didn't even see it. RPG for dinner is from my show. I like to think that RPG dinner... RPG for dinner. Is it like a role-playing game or a rocket-propelled game? Or, or... Oh, gosh, hold on. Rooster's Pork and Meat. Roasted Portugal grapes for dinner.
    119:14
    Oh, my God. Is that personal, too? It's only ball to you, brother. Here we go. This is Brad's ball. Rocket-propelled.
    119:27
    God, these beers are really strong. Or the remedial people's beer. These are 8.1. Did you drive here? No, no. Good. Yeah, so that's the Clayfield camera.