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Day 5 of TWILIGHT ZONE Battle Week!

Dead Flip·video·1h 36m·analyzed·Dec 15, 2014
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TL;DR

DeadFlip Day 5 Twilight Zone Battle Week casual gameplay stream with community banter.

Summary

DeadFlip streaming session featuring casual Twilight Zone pinball gameplay with multiple players (Jack Danger, Mark Sheridan, Crystal, Brad). Extensive off-topic banter about TV shows, latte art, Canadian traditions, karaoke, and personal anecdotes. No significant industry news, machine announcements, or competitive intelligence. Stream captures community gaming culture and interpersonal dynamics at DeadFlip's animation studio location.

Key Claims

  • Mark Sheridan has been improving at pinball over the past couple of months

    high confidence · Jack Danger directly compliments Mark's skill progression during gameplay

  • Brad donated Roadshow and Harlem Globetrotters machines to DeadFlip

    high confidence · Jack Danger explicitly states 'Brad200X in the stream there...He's the guy that donated Roadshow and Harlem Globetrotters to us'

  • Stern AC/DC Premium is Jack Danger's favorite pinball machine of the last 12 years

    high confidence · Direct statement: 'Stern AC/DC (Premium) has to be my favorite pinball machine of like the last 12 years'

  • X-Files pinball is one of the least liked machines

    medium confidence · Brad comments 'X-Files isn't that great, though, honestly' and 'I think it's one of the least liked machines'

Notable Quotes

  • “Stern AC/DC (Premium) has to be my favorite pinball machine of like the last 12 years, but it's... Metallica is just fine.”

    Jack Danger@ 11:19 — Direct game preference statement; establishes hierarchy between two modern Stern games in host's opinion

  • “Brad200X in the stream there, if he says anything pinball-related, that dude knows exactly what he's talking about. He's the guy that donated Roadshow and Harlem Globetrotters to us.”

    Jack Danger@ 22:46 — Community credibility endorsement and acknowledgment of significant equipment donation to streaming operation

  • “Mark Sheridan, your skills have been improving and impressing me greatly over the past couple of months.”

    Jack Danger@ 6:35 — Peer recognition of skill development in community member

  • “X-Files isn't that great, though, honestly...I think it's one of the least liked machines.”

    Brad@ 22:03 — Negative market assessment of lesser-known Stern title

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMark SheridanpersonNick George CampbellpersonBradpersonCrystalpersonDeadFliporganizationStern PinballcompanyTwilight ZonegameStern AC/DC Premiumproduct

Signals

  • ?

    community_signal: Streamers planning Chicago-wide studio event calendar and holiday party; accepting community donations and building viewer participation mechanisms

    high · Discussion of Christmas party invitation, P.O. box setup for viewer gifts, voting mechanics for machine selection, and equipment donations from community members

  • ?

    event_signal: DeadFlip organizing multi-day Twilight Zone Battle Week tournament with rotating players and public polling for next game selection

    high · Hosts explicitly state 'Day 5 of TWILIGHT ZONE Battle Week' and discuss voting for next week's machine ('You have to vote for what's next week, and so far it looks like Metallica is winning')

  • $

    market_signal: Stern AC/DC Premium maintains strong reputation as benchmark premium machine compared to newer Metallica release

    medium · Jack Danger states AC/DC Premium is 'favorite pinball machine of the last 12 years' while Metallica 'is just fine'; AC/DC positioned as more sophisticated/appealing option

Transcript

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0:00
Interesting. Is it lost or good? Now we're back. Whoops. Here we go. Oh, money. Get that tron pipe.
0:23
Yay, it's back. Welcome back. Guys, damn it. We sang the most incredible song and I think you guys missed it. Did they miss it? I'm gonna get that child on the clock. Well, okay, here's what happened to the internet. Nick tilted it. Nick broke it. Can you tilt the internet? Pretty loud. Alright. Oh, I didn't do it. Too bad. Here it goes. Lost in the zone. Wait, is that a billion? I'm gonna get the child on the clock. I wanna break 50. 50 mil? I wanna break 50 mil because... You guys can all do your wizard shit and... Or, excuse me. I don't know what stuff you need to do, but I need to break 50. I know what I'm doing. Alright, which shot? Do you know the rules or are you missing the shot? I know the rules. I need to apply... I need to apply myself. You just need to apply yourself. Step one, know what you want to change about yourself. Second, where are your pinball tattoos? Because that's probably what's wrong. I saw Eric Rice's tattoo and I was like, what's Eric's? Oh, dude. He has a huge sleeve collage. He's got the shoot against Milestone thing at the bottom. He's got Marge Tacks flying over into Adam's family. It's amazing.
1:44
I think tonight I'm having dreams about it. You guys are... Ow! I heard it all the time. Ooh, who wants to go first?
2:01
I will. Oh, yeah, rub my back. Alright, here we go. I'm going to get that trouble on plan. Oh, thanks.
Metallica
game
Roadshowgame
Harlem Globetrottersgame
X-Filesgame
2:11
Wait, hold on. Where's my face? Look at this sad guy wearing a bow tie. Who is this chump? Look at that guy. He's at a wedding. He's all sad. Wearing a bow tie. This is the cleanest photo I could find.
2:27
Oh, shucks. Powerball? How? Already? Oh, baby. Wait, how did you do that? It was in the thing. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shit. Pay attention. Yeah. It was already in the trough. That's what I'm going to say. So, Jesse and I were talking last night about playing... Who's Jesse? Yeah, who's Jesse? Jesse is... Kitsopolis? Yeah, he was at the... Uncle Jesse? Oh, I went to Logan after the tournament and he was there. Seek them. I had a community article about a dude trying to play the game Funhaus for the interpretation of the song Funhaus by the students, and I feel like that would be a really awesome main event. Oh wow. You son of a biscuit.
3:24
Is it about the streaming? Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Without knowing your address. Wait, you're trying to send stuff to me? Oh, you can know our address because we ask people to show up all the time.
3:43
We're actually streaming from, I'm like looking at the microphone like it's... a thing, but I'd rather look at this.
3:53
I get... You probably don't want to have it. Yeah, here's what we'll do. We'll give you the address down the street, and then, like, the alley, and we'll just go wait there for stuff. Let's get a P.O. box. Or we'll get a P.O. box. That makes sense. That's something people do, right? Is it?
4:14
3K jackpot on the game behind you. What the hell are you talking about? The game's behind you. What? The actual person in the game. Oh, the rapper. Yeah, he's behind me. The game. He's behind me with a 3K jackpot. Girl, I'm going to hit you with my 3K jackpot.
4:36
Post. Okay. Swip. Nailed it. Just get it? So we're trying to get a billion. You motherfucker. Wait, so we're trying to get a billion. Uh, oh.
4:59
But that's how it is. Yeah, that's right. Some person in the room says anything remotely related to the game that you're playing. That's... Immediate drain. So, okay. What is that? Amongst the dead flip guys, we have words and sayings that are completely banned because they are completely proven to dream like no nothing like that and we will not say them yeah like Hamlet you don't want people walking by like whispering it and chick because it works off hundred percent of the time you're worried about sabotage like Hamlet in the theater yeah okay I was I was in tech theater in high school I would say it's all the time theater yeah because you get these like saws and stuff JD dear sir ma'am hate myself uh no what hey well hey yo don't You don't hate the player, right? I hate the f- That stands for dating, and it stands for pudding. Okay. Really? I hate the player, I hate the player. Oh gosh. You hate the sinner? I dang old sinner. I don't even go for clock- Yeah, Jaden, we will spam them in chat if you say them, of course. I can't let them see you know. Brown square. Alright. I like that. Pass the ball. Come on baby, get that fast lock.
6:33
Oh, nails it. Mark Sheridan, I gotta say, your skills have been improving and impressing me greatly. Thank you. Over the past couple of months. I've been playing a lot the past couple of months. Yes, you should.
6:50
Not like this guy. I'm sitting on my couch watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. It's so good. I love it. But I'm also in a really really obnoxious Captain America phase. Oh Captain America. Oh gross. Steve Rogers. Gross. What a babe. Oh Steve. Isn't that motorcycle? Sweet Steve. Sweet Steve Rogers. I've never seen any of those movies. They're pretty awful. Yeah. I'm still working on it. Yeah. I'm still working through them. You're working for what? I'm still working through like all the big like fantasy- ooh! Powerball. I'm working for Hydra. Whoa, but Hydra is Nazi stuff. Kind of. Nazi stuff? Even the word stuck is like a Nazi sounding word. It really is, isn't it? Yikes. Six. Oh, I got three balls back. Get it up.
7:54
Nope, nope, nope. Chill out. Love it. My man. Working on my Nick Campbell impersonation. I am! The number one thing on Reddit right now, the number five comment. Give it to me. Yes. What? On top Reddit stuff? Yeah. On the very front page of Reddit, the number one comment. Really? The five or six comments? Are you talking about legalism? No, it's about Christmas cards and I used your name. Remember that Christmas photo? Yeah, dude. Is that one here? Yeah. Is that named Christmas cards? Is it the one where you're by yourself? Yeah. Just saying. Yeah. You know what, man? This has been the most festive, awesome backdrop.
8:51
Every year that we have a Christmas... Oh, hey, if you... Listen, I don't extend this to a lot of people outside of the industry, but if you want to come to our Christmas party, you can. What is it? The 18th. Mark Sheridan, you're coming, right? Uh, yeah. No, no, that's my Christmas party! What? You have a Christmas party? Yeah, of course! Personally or beast-wise? It's beast. It's like Beast Company 3 and Method. Yeah. Oh, well, they did not tell me that. Should I dress up? Um, yeah. No.
9:22
It's not fancy. Okay, cool. So I can, like, wear pajamas. Oh, totally, totally, totally. And, again, we need, like, we need a Chicago-wide studio event calendar. You have a... It's not for us. It's not, it's not, yeah. Oh, is it a personal thing? Yeah. Oh, then I don't fuck with you. It's a personal pizza party. A personal pizza party. Oh! Sorry, everybody at Mephid, I'm sure you're not watching, but you're all great. There's nobody at Mephid. Mark, it was great. No. Yo, it sounded like it. It sounded like you had another ball. You did not. No.
10:00
That is dope. That 197. That is so dope. Okay, wait. The coolest thing was during that play, a ball came down. I hit it with the left flipper, and it flew into the slot machine. Jesus. It didn't do anything. Jesus. It didn't go into the piano. That would have been cool. The Panano. I hit everything but the Panano. You must. Panano.
10:22
I don't like this. I don't like it. Make it stop. Go through the town. Mom. It looks like Metallica's winning. Shoot.
10:35
Nope. I really need to, like, get over my fear of, like, ACDC and Metallica. No, dude. Never be scared of ACDC. That game. Well, I played Jack at Logan, and he... When we're done with the stream, please. What the shit? He creamed us, but then he was like, look, this is what you do. That's not a saying that people use. Yeah. Really? Yo. What was I saying? Yo, that dude creamed us right now. Isn't that one of his sitcom characters? No, that's like 1960s, like... Yeah. Reamed. I like reamed. Nah. I say you stroked. I said he blew us up. He blew us. I got my butt kicked. I feel like I'm having like a tobacco. Cherry. That's fine, brother. That's fine. Metallica is a fun game. ACDC has to be my favorite pinball machine of like the last 12 years, but it's... Metallica is just fine.
11:28
An analogist. Yeah. An analogist? Yeah. I just... An analogist? Let's see if this works. What do you... Nope. Why did I do that? Why the hell did I do that? You just wanted Crystal to play some more. I just wanted Crystal to play some more. CRYSTAL! I keep going to put it in the workshop but they're not in here. Yeah, sorry. Well, okay, Crystal, whose is this? That's, uh... Mine. Oh, no! I just wanted... This is your Coors? No, I don't drink that stuff. I don't drink that stuff! That's my wine glass, though. You were drinking wine on this? Sorry. I was like, what's the story? Nope. Other game. You put it inside of it. Wow, this is so great! Fun... House. The game. Fun House, the game. Uh, House, the TV show. House, yeah. Starfleet, you're up. I didn't have to donate any kids on that one.
12:32
Oh, don't everybody leave. Shoot, hi. So, uh... Thank God. Were you trying to talk? Yeah, I get it. Gimme that yellow! That sweet yellow! Oh, it's a cool tan, tan milk. Yeah, at this point I don't know. This is bullshit! There we go.
13:01
I don't want it, Jet. Nope. I can't do it. Does anybody ever play a game of pinball so hard that they shatter the glass with the ball? The glass is actually really hard to break. I can imagine. The only really way to break it is, like, super amount of force on top, or to just nick the edge, actually. The edges are really... You can go on YouTube, and you can find videos of people breaking the glass, and they're like jumping on it and it won't break.
13:37
But if they take like a pin and hit it on the side it like just shatters. I think it's like tempers. I'm not a glass expert. Call your auntie, hero.
13:52
Did my mom call? Did my mom? Did she have the number? Mom? I told my mom I was sleeping over but I don't want to do it anymore. My mom says I can't be in your game. Mom flip? When I was 10 I had a fight, but I was like, but I have to go to dinner. So I went home and told my mom, Mom I gotta go fight! You gotta go fight mom, I'll be late for dinner. Wow, what a little punk. No, it was the lamest thing ever. We ended up just like getting each other into like, headlock. Right, like giving each other the... Yeah, it's... ...back home. That's pretty badass. Oh, that's actually really racist. I wonder what they call that now. What? Oh. When you take someone's arm and you do like this. Oh, it's a Native American bird.
14:39
That's right. Or, I mean, the Inverdict is from Delhi. Yeah. No, it's, uh, yeah. It's still pretty racist. Well, I thought it was because it burns like you do.
14:51
That's also a word. Delicious is what that is. Yeah. Problem solved. Still an Indian bird. Here's that power ball. I feel like it's still problematic. Get in there! I do that sometimes. Yeah, if you hold... It works with the power ball. Sometimes, not all of them. Not for the regular pinball.
15:13
Still cool. My man! My man. Wait, Cherry, you got a t-shirt design contest going on? I'll make you a fucking shirt. Yeah. We're designers by trade. This is my animation studio that you're currently watching us in. It's also a co-op where all the people here are designers, animators. the works, all creatives. Including Nick and me. Including Nick, including Brad, including freaking Mark over here. Crystal is a coffee magician. I make latte art at school, I guess. I make the latte art. If you like Rosetta's. I like Rosetta Stone's. As I learn my languages.
16:17
Fuck no. I mean, hell no. Fuck that. Some ladies have my work order the other day from uh... Is it impossible? No, it's just like... Can you make me a... It's like a latte, with temperature stuff. Can you... Oh! Shit. Here's what you need to do to become like, the shit. You ready? Yeah. Don't just draw a frickin' leaf at the top of the thing. Figure out how to draw something that eventually animates and turns into something else. Like, if you could draw a tree with leaves that eventually the leaves just go away, just go away. It's just the tree standing there and it goes away. How fucking dope would that be? Might as well. Can you do that? I'm not. I'm sure you can figure that out.
17:01
That sounds like some Harry Potter shit. It does. Oh, that's awesome, Sherry. I'm not the Jack Danger of latte art. I'm the Jack Danger of latte art.
17:14
My room works for Trust Coffee. Who is it? Yes, shit. Is that the pulse end? Okay. Get up there. You probably know all about this. I didn't know that there were, like, underground, like, latte art parties. Oh, yeah. That sounds like... Yeah, it's like a... They're called throw downs. Throw downs. There we go. I'm not doing so well, folks. You throw latte art.
17:40
Brad 200X is here. Late to the party. No, it's me. Brad, you monster. Thank you for Harlem. Thank you for Roadshow. Brad Smith? Yes, Brad Smith. My man. Brad Smith, US. Yup, that's his name. Because you have to distinguish. You know it's- Because there's like 500 million- Yeah, right. Honestly, you're the only Mark Sheridan in the show. This guy doesn't stop talking. Really? No, Mark Sheridan in Canada is still there. No, but that's- There's a Canadian Mark Sheridan? No, that's not- there is a Canadian Mark Sheridan. But he's using your photo. No, whoever runs is- What am I shooting? I'm not-
18:19
for again. You're shooting for not the drain. Call contact IP at Delta Xen. I'll have them. They'll fix it immediately.
18:31
Das Bacons. This is shameful. You have to vote for what's next week, and so far it looks like Metallica is winning. We got all the metalheads in the stream tonight, folks. I feel like I want to do blowchoppers, though.
18:46
Who's Paul33? Yeah! I can eat that. You got it. I can actually, that's my big thing is I go to karaoke and I sing every song as James Etfield. I saw a guy do Master of Puppets at karaoke at Alice's. That's like an eight minute long song. Dude, at Alice's? Who's the player three and who's the player four? Sorry. Alice's has no room to move. And to be honest, the karaoke DJ there, he's a bit of a prick. Well, a little bit of power. At Alice's. The guy that plays the inflatable saxophone. Oh, the sax man. He's kind of a prick. A little bit of power. I've never gotten on his bad side. Huh? Now we're moving on to the karaoke part. No! Why? I sing A Little Respect by A.J. I sing Gonna Make You Sweat by C&C... No, is it C&C Music Factory? Or is it... No, it's... Oh. Anyway. Another team name. I like DMT. DMT Music Factory. easy factor. With, uh, with Buster Rhymes. That's right! Oh, it's so good! Yeah. Like the band of Why is there no, yeah, Immortal? Boom! Yeah! Free skin Metallica. Yo, here's the deal. I'm buying an old EM machine. I'll let Brad play in a second. And I'm gonna re-theme it. And I'm gonna re-theme it by doing all my own art on it. So, uh, the art's all fucked up but it's mechanically sound. Brad's taller than I am. Um, and I'm gonna just clean it off and put my own art on it and maybe it would be cool to possibly take a vote on what the theme should be instead of me just going nuts on it my theme i would say is gi joe i've always wanted a gi joe pinball machine um that would be fun okay pizza princess the women's pizza princess He's a princess.
20:42
Ferguson. God damn it. Oh, I got you. No, it's like a pro. It's a pro Ferguson pinball machine. Am I number one?
20:53
Oh, it's a pinball machine? Where you have to beat the evil police. Evil police? Yeah, because it's a Ferguson-themed pinball machine. Oh, too real. All right. We're done with that. We're done with that conversation. That's over. All right. We're going to go again. Crystal gets to go first. I reskin Twilight Zone as just Twilight. There you go. Yeah, we'll just cover up the zone. Twilight dot dot dot zone. No, it's Twilight dot dot dot zone. And then, yeah. Like, I'm sure there's a Twilight fan site out there that's called Twilight Zone. I could actually name features and parts of this pinball machine I ran. You want to? No. Yeah, Brett, have you played X-Files Pinball Machine before? Yes. Yeah, it's a weird one. Yeah, there's a big file cabinet in the middle. Yep. With a big X on it. Yeah. I only know that from the dang... Wait, don't they have one of those at Rainbow right now? Yeah, X-Files isn't that great, though, honestly. Last time I was at Rainbow, they had a CSI, but I think it's an X-Files now. Rainbow? Why am I blanking on what that Rainbow... Oh.
22:01
I never go there. Rainbow with no W. As far as X-Files, I think it's one of the least liked machines. Yeah, that could be. It's not very well liked. But positive, it's going to be cheaper than a Twilight Zone. How does it play, Brad? The world wants to know.
22:18
It plays. Have you played Stargate? I think it feels... Oh, barf. You're going to compare it to Stargate? Yeah. Or the Godzilla machine. Oh, God. It's like along those lines. It's kind of clunky. Godzilla? How's a 24-hour machine? Like the U.S. Good, I like 24.
22:36
24 and CSI are... There's not a lot of them, and they're not super popular, but they're not bad games. Just so you folks know, Brad... Brad200X in the stream there, if he says anything pinball-related, that dude knows exactly what he's talking about. He's the guy that donated Roadshow and Harlem Globetrotters to us.
22:59
Spira, there are. That ain't happening. I was going to tell you. No. That's you, brother. I'm the rumble. Blow it up! Okay, alright. Alright, okay. Alright. I play it a lot like Independence Day, with your eyes closed and hating every minute of it. I didn't hear no fat lady! Is there a Jeff Goldblum multiball on that game? Jeff Goldblum multiball! Ooh. Hey, Brad, I can't wait to see your machine on stream sometime. Yeah, man. The roadshow or the Harlem? Well, we played roadshow, but yeah, Harlem's gonna be fun to play. We would play Harlem, but somebody's skewing the vote for Metallica. I... again, Metallica's gonna be fun. I voted for Harlem Globetrotters earlier tonight. You can't vote. You're not a citizen. Oh! Come on! 20 years I've been in this country. 20 years! You're still not a citizen. No. What? Are you here illegally? Should we take you off camera? I have a green card. What color is it It actually green It was pink for a little while Yo that pink card And that was too confusing How you get it You were contacting an American person. Wait, are you married to anyone here? No. Not here. My... It's so complicated. Oh my gosh. Marriage. My marriage is a... My dad got a job with Volkswagen America and he got transferred here and they paid for... Ah, so it's...Volkswagen sponsored your dad and then his extended family got one because of that. How long are you allowed to be here? Another...10 years. That's what my kids have been saying. You'll be like what, 21 then? Hopefully she'll be married. I'll be legal. I can finally get married. And then you can go back to the land of magic and unicorns. And house... unicorns. Do you sometimes like go... We don't care. Do you go like vacation in Canada just so you can like get a check up? No. No? I've got a wild here. Oh! You're locked in Canada with a credit card? I pay taxes. Oh! Sir Meows a lot. Dang it!
25:34
Yeah, Charity Warrior is a baller, baller Hurstos player. They discussed him in the Moist-teria. Warrior, are you reading the phrase Moist-teria? He's, like, super popular. Really? Yeah. He's awesome, yeah. And what he does is, when he's done streaming, he brings his entire stream over to our... He's like, I'm done working, I'm going to go over and watch you guys. And he hooks us up, man. And Cherry, we can't thank you enough, buddy. Thanks, Cherry. His name is Mega Awesome Bro Coolman. Coolman?
26:11
My last name is Coolman? It's hyphenated. Oh, boy, it's still going. Did anyone give Mark his, uh... His due, uh... His due diligence? Don't do it! I'm checking him out. His due self?
26:42
Mark, when you lean over, you are not on camera. I know, I'm sure, I get it. I know, I get it. Jack sets up the camera for 6'5". How do you even make sure I'm on fucking camera? Hey, the whole rest of the world can't be seen.
26:59
Here, that should help. Yeah, a little bit of your forehead will be cut off. Focus. Alright, how does that look?
27:09
Alright, let me... Oh, dude. Yeah, right. Alright, that's full Mark Sheridan right there. Well, at least... Hey, oh. The head of Mark Sheridan. No, you can see his face. Yeah. What if you stand there? like Jack in the Box pop-up. Well, my head's gonna be cut off. That's alright. You don't need to see my face. You just gotta hear my sassy, sassy voice. Salisbury sounds of dangerous. My Salisbury steak? No, Salisbury steak.
27:35
I love Salisbury steak. Excuse me. I've had some before. It's like a steak with gravy. Brown, like meat gravy. Is that an American thing? Like meatloaf? It comes in hungry man. It is basically meatloaf. It was my favorite lunch day in the elementary school. Salisbury? Yep. Because you get the mashed potatoes? Well, my grade school had the Salisbury thing, but they made meatballs with that sauce on them. Our... Fucking delicious. Everybody was always excited on Chicken and Cheese Day. Chicken and Cheese? Canada, man. Chicken and Cheese? I was in the States at this point. So, when was the last time you lived in Canada? 1996. You know what was my favorite meal when I was a kid in second grade when I was in Canada? Poutine. With Cod O'Grab. So... So not. Because that was honestly in every restaurant I went to and it was just like cheese and fish which aren't supposed to be. But it was so fucking good. I miss Canadian fish. Who didn't play? I think I played right? I don't know. Who was number one? Stream who played already? Yeah who was the fourth player? Who was number... so you're three. Who was number two? I'm number one because I'm the lowest scorer. You're number one because you won last year. I'm number one because I'm the lowest scorer. number two wait no I was number two wait who do you know who has 17 million right now cuz we have absolutely no idea we are lost please help it'll take about Come on, stream.
29:11
Because we know Crystal was number one. Replay. We know Mark was number three. We just need to know if it was Brad or Jack. I have absolutely no idea. I think it was Jack. How could it be Jack? I've been controlling the controls and yapping. Yapping.
29:32
So how's everyone doing tonight, huh? Someone tell us. Why don't you tell me who's number two? Oh, here's a joke. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
29:46
Here we go, here we go. I think someone's about to tell us who this player to. I think it was Brad. Yes, okay, here we go. Did you hear about the small person psychic who escaped from prison? No. He was a small medium at large. Small medium at large, my man. I think this is how my jokes are more confident. Yeah, listen, you're trying to be way too PC about what that joke should have been.
30:13
Let's be honest. Way too PC about that joke. I want that to be my text message notification sound. Mom. Oh, the laugh? Yeah. Oh, God, my life. My life. Here we go.
30:32
Mom. I don't know how to do it. I was trying to make the keyboard line into a Ramstein song. A Ramstein song? Ramstein? Ramstein. I think you've got to do it. You know what? Jerry Ramstein. It doesn't matter. I'm player four. We'll just call it. There you go. That guy's damn brownie. I need a beer. No one gets arrested. Okay, here. Chris. Oh, sweet. I need a bill. No one gets arrested for jailbreaking their phone. I need a bill. It's legal. The American government said it was. Yeah? Yeah. It's just the phone card. Like the Pirate Bay. You know what isn't legal? Gambling? Pirate Bay is not legal. They got shy now. It sucks because I can't get the newest episode of New Girl. That show is on point. Yeah, that's good. Just go to the... New Girl? Yeah. With Zooey and Deshawn. Yeah. Go to the... And Jake Johnson, who's fantastic. And Damon Wings Jr., who's great. A babe.
31:27
A babe. What did you think of Let's Be Pops? It was funny. I mean, it's not a great movie, but... Wait, what? They're funny together. I don't want to say anything. When I found out that that was... No, I don't even... Taste this. Tasteless. When I found out that that was Damon Wayans Jr., it was like... No! I've been a fan. I like that he was on... in the pilot, and then he... The problem was he was on a show called Happy Endings, Damon Wayans Jr. That sounds like a good show. And it was canceled, and so he did the pilot for New Girl. I didn't listen to Jack. And then it got brought back. It didn't even. What did he say? He told me to pop the clipper when you go around the loop, when you go around the orbit, make sure that you pop the clipper. Sorry. That's okay. You're talking about Happy Endings, but... No, I'm talking about Daniel Wins Jr. This is a pinball stream. Okay, so Daniel Wins Jr. was on Happy Endings, did the pilot for the New Girl thinking Happy Endings was canceled. Ends up they decided not to cancel it in the end, like change their decision. he was contractually obligated to do happy endings so they swapped him out for another character and then when happy endings actually legit did get cancelled they brought him back on the show and now there are two black characters which is dope no I'm just kidding they play the same character in the show no because Winston's like nuts and Coach is cool Winston's great a Spanish magician I have to say that I identify the most with Nick He began counting Uno, dos And then he disappeared That's a good one I like that I love that Who is Beers? Look what you've done, Jack No way, this is incredible If you would have watched us If you go watch our Fishtails battles Oh, I tell a bunch of really corny jokes During our fishtails battles, we tell nothing But stupid jokes the entire time It happened during Dracula, too Oh, Dracula, yeah. He does one of that kind of... Hey, you can't see me. Hey, you can see me now. What's a scarecrow... Why did the scarecrow get the toy of the month?
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Because he was outstanding in his field? Oh, my God. Save those for when you're closer to the mic, darling. Oh. The mic picks up everything. You do, but I want it to sound... Oh!
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Speaking of sexy... Yo, that mustache, though. That's a powerball kicking out the planet. What's your strat? Hold the flipper up and leave it up. Just leave it up. That's what came into my mind when it happened. Don't even try to do anything. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Hold it up and leave it up because here's what's going to happen. It's either going to bounce back into the slot machine or hold this up and then knock it into the camera and rinse repeat. Okay. Which turns into a gross loop. I didn't learn my lesson. It happened to me in my last ball. Oh, that's fine. And that's what got that conversation started.
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What's a dentist's favorite time of day? 2-30. That would be 2-30. That is correct. 2-30. I'm just going to go on the jokes. My mom's new jokes. By the way, the feed is actually getting a lot worse out of that. You know new jokes? Because he lives in Newfoundland. Oh, God. I'd have to think on that. I remember I was like four, and I was given a shot of Screech when I lived there.
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What's Screech? Screech is the liqueur native to Newfoundland, Canada. Oh, shit. And you know how you're inducted into being able to drink it? By being four years old? Well, first you've got to be four.
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Okay, now that I drained, I'll explain it. You have to put on a pair of fisherman's waders. Okay, you ready for this? You have to put one foot in a bucket okay you with me then an old man in front of you holds a codfish okay you have to lean over kiss the codfish on the mouth while another old man hits you on the butt with a fishing net and then after that happens you get to take a shot of screech that sounds kind of a freaking ridiculous me. Siri, what is screech? Well they're gonna say an actor from uh... Yeah you're right Siri! Oh no he picked you up. No Siri stop stop stop! Say screech out loud. It won't stop. Siri is my new best friend. Siri what is screech?
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Here's some information. Here's a Wikipedia page. Newfoundland screeches, rum sold. Oh it's rum. I like rum. Yeah. Could I put it in my eggnog? You can put it wherever you want to. Especially in a codfish's mouth. And it's like, did you mean screech owl? Or screech from Saved by the Bell? Does it say anything on the Wikipedia about the procedure of drinking it? Yeah, the Seafull article.
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Seafull article. What does Siri call you? I haven't set that up. I don't even say Siri. So on Thanksgiving, after we were all very full and drunk, my friends and I decided to take our each other's photo. Yeah, no, look, the second photo, Jack, is... A picture of what's happening? A man kissing a cod. Yes! A screeching. Screeching!
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It's a real thing, folks. Look it up. Apparently it's on the internet now. The screeching. It's an optional ceremony. Oh, well, it... Idiots.
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Nothing's optional anymore. Wait, who's number two? Brad. You're crystal as you ask me to call you hamburger roll the dice. Hamburger roll the dice? So, on Thanksgiving, we all took each other's phones and we spoke gibberish to Siri. And then basically, like, whatever she heard was what she would call us, and that's what she heard. Wait, what's... Gibberish? Blah blah blah blah blah. Siri, what's my name?
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Your jack, buzzes, we are friends. I get to call you nature. Yo, make fun of me again. It's my name. It's my name? Okay. You really want me to? Sorry. I need another beer. I don't think that's yours. And to check my Reddit products.
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Oh my God. By the way, if you check Reddit, Brad Stark's like super popular right now. Yeah, I guess. Not as pop, pop, pop, pop. Popular as spaghetti meatball. Pop, pop, pop, pop. What was that? That's what happened to me. Oh, that's called the spaghetti meatball maneuver. I held the flipper up and it went right down. Pika! Thanks for coming, buddy. That's one of the words you can't say around deathly people, spaghetti meatballs. Spaghetti meatballs.
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That's you? I want to have a score that's not... Bad? Yes. I want to have a score that's 50 or higher. You'll get it.
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Because here's what's going to happen. You're going to get it. We're going to be all night going my way. Going my way. We are not going home until someone gets lost in the zone. Do not. Don't be a fool.
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Lost in the zone or my mind. I desperately want to get lost in the zone on camera. Yo, get lost, my man. It'd be my first. I want to, my first thing to be on camera. Yeah, right. I'll make a highlight of it for you if you actually achieve said medium. Yeah, and because of that, okay. It's pinball time. Pinball. Oh, it's pinball time, right? All right. It's pinball. It's pinball time You know it's not for pinball Cause it's motherfucking pinball time I know what you're trying to say You're trying to say it's not for pinball It's pinball time Again Oh So close Get it up Again? I don't know. Jesus. Why did he come here? Rock it harder and faster. Yeah, like click, click, click, click. Click, click, click, click, click, click. Because you're building up points by hitting the side of the wall, too. Yep.
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500,000 points every time you hit it. 500,000. Vaguely erotic. What? Me, my performance. My performance. My performance Always vaguely erotic Donate to kids folks Donate Oh okay More pick up Trying to keep it clean Guys it's not going to be clean This is not a clean show Clean it up It's going to be real tough to get Utz with that theme What's Utz? No that's L-I-T-Z He's talking about I'm not wearing my glasses You're completely right because you can't try to get the dead bounce over to the other flipper.
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It's not consistent. Right. Unlike something like Pinball Arcade. That's something I don't want. Come on. That's how I got the idea into my head, was by getting lost in the zone on Pinball Arcade, and I was like, you know, I could do a real life in that. What? Not happening. Don't touch the door, man. We've done it before. Yeah.
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I think all of us have done it before. Yeah, we've all taken our stab at it once or twice. There's also a way to cheat it. Frick. Yeah. We'll do that after this game. Yeah. What? Do you remember how to do it? No, we'll have to look it up. Yeah. We'll just play Lost in the Zone. There's a way. We can show you Lost in the Zone if we don't hit it. See you later. It's my turn. Oh, my God.
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Wait, who's number one? That one. Is that why it hits me? Who's number two? Wait, I thought you played it. I'm number four. I wasn't number one. I'm number four. No, you're number two. You're number six. We asked the stream about this. I just wanted the power up. Quitting time. I'm Das Bacon. Thanks for coming, buddy. Have a good one.
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Das Bacon. It's Christmas. It's Christmas time. I know what you're saying. You know it's not my Christmas because I just sent out my Christmas card. That's why it's Christmas time. Ooh.
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Ciao, Das. Oh, God, man. Mom, ten Christmas cards, and that's it. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
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Oh, give me something back, please, Mom. Can you actually write the 12 Pains of Christmas? Please, Mom. The 12 Pains of Christmas? Oh, it's brilliant.
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It's by the same gentleman that wrote, instead of walking in a winter wonderland, he wrote walking around in women's underwear. Oh, no, demented. You have to redo everything on Pinball Arcade? I don't like doing that. Okay, here's the deal. This isn't proper terminology in the pinball dictionary But when a slingshot is hit with the ball And the slingshot does nothing We call that a slingshot And you're getting robbed What have you got? Have you got the virus? Have you got any virus? You have pizza? Free bola? You got princess pizza? Are we going to make it princess pizza? What's happening? Princess pizza? Are we going to play karaoke? No! Here's how you like get lost in the zone. Top. Cheating-wise. Cheating-wise? Yeah. We were just saying that. We're all going to play it and see who gets the highest. That's what we were just saying. We literally just said that. I found out how to do it. All right. Start the game. I'm so confused. Do I have to hold it down for a while? No. There's only five of us. Play one. Hit extra ball.
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Are we holding it down? You hold it down. Oh! I heard you all talking about it. Did you four? I don't understand. Just do one. Just play it. Now, what do I do? You get lost in the zone and then drain the ball. No, don't I have to walk it somewhere? Oh, you have to get the slot machine or the piano. Piano. Here's lost in the zone, folks. This is the wizard mode. Cheating.
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Here it is. This is wrong. It's way wrong. Uh-oh. How? There it is. I can't even get the slot machine on. In a regular game. This is the wizard mode, but we cheated. So, you're fine. So, you basically get everything all at once.
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Everything. Everything. Everything. Every fucking thing is fucking lit. Everything is lit. Get the high score. Whoa, look at that. Oh, that animation is so dope.
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I want to get that animation tattooed. God, I can't wait until that's a thing. Powerball, come back to me.
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You'll get it back. They keep popping back for a while. You want a virtual football? I don't like this. Do you know the way to record DMV? I feel like we're getting the treasure by cheating. That doesn't help anyone, though, because this is time.
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I don't. I know how to display it on the node. It has a power back. It'll keep coming back. Yeah, that's basically what I want to do. The Powerball doesn't do anything up there.
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Just get as many points as you can before time runs out. Where? We're done. We're done. No, time's over. Flippers don't work.
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So that's it. Here, take a picture. Alright, get a photo. I also know that there's a DM stream. Hold on. There's like a program. I can just type in this one. Yeah. Oh, that might work. All right. I got 216, 521. Hold on.
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Nope. 216, 521. Hold on. One is up. And then 370. He can cheat. But he started well, JD. Okay. Clear. Two. Nope. It's still ball one. You just hold it, though. I mean. Clear. No. It has to be on ball two to do it.
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Because you're just adding people. Clear. Four. I'm literally holding the fucking button. Not Jackie Donner. You motherfucker. Who's next, folks? That's pretty good. We wrote it. Jackie Donker.
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All right. Your stork. Crystal, you ready? Me? Yep. Okay, yeah. Crystal win it. I think your pinball. Shit, it started her with a powerball. That'd be even cooler. That's fine, it doesn't matter. Ready? Hold on, hold on.
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Get it in the slot machine or the piano. Alright. Whoa, hold the horse. Jack Danger and Crystal are both lit. Who lit Jack Danger? How does that happen? Are they stacked on top of each other? Yes, we are on top of each other. Biddle-a-biddle-a-ding. Your phone makes a cool sound.
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Got this. Alright, get it. Little baby flipper. Close, but no cigar. Baby flipper. Now what do we do with her getting all these extra points? Yeah, right? It's not going to be enough to balance.
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Come on! Powerball challenge will be fine. Yeah, just don't shoot it to the right. Get it. That flipper sucked. I can't. You're fine. You're fine. Wait, what happens now? It'll still work. I'm going to have a regular ball, right? Are you sure? Should you hold it again? Hold on. Let's find out. I'm going to... All right.
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That shouldn't exist. That's amazing. You can turn it off in a second. That should not fucking exist. All right. I'm very glad that it does. Yo, go to Logan. Blow this thing apart. I just want to make my shots. That's a free 500 million if you play it correctly. I know. I have the photo. I got over a billion with 13 doors. Hold on, hold on. My man. Alright, Chris, when this comes out, hold the flipper up. This one? And then right when it hits the flipper, do like a little... Okay. It'll pop it right back in. Oh, you wanted to give it a little nudge. Almost there. I just can't make my shot? Yes, I can. Yes you can Yes you can This is your score if you don get it my man Uh oh There he gets a lock Good God Hey it Powerball so this time when it comes down leave the flipper up Don't even do it. Just hold that all the way solid as hard as you can when that comes down. And it should bounce back up into the slot machine. Potentially.
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No! I just can't. Oh my God. That will not do it. Move this. That's okay. You can try again. That's not quite fair to not get anything.
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Your life is over? Alright, here we go. You made the shot. If you had made the shot, you would have had hundreds of millions of points. I know. A few times I could have done that. I don't know why I did that.
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Are you making fun of me? Trying to hit it, folks. What did you call me? It was a joke. That's one of my favorite things. Just hit it. Ding dong? Oh, my God.
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Hold on. Hey, one second. Is this your beard? No, this is my man. Oh, here we go. That is the largest set of Uh, hand horns I've ever seen. Hey, what was my actual score there? Was that like a good pinball? No. I don't think we even wrote that down.
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No, you get to try again. Cheeky donger. That's my professional superman, Mike Shervin. Mmm. Damn it. Mike Shervin. That pretzel has too much sauce on it. Get out of there. Cheeky donger. get out of there I'm here with Jack and Under no oh shit so uh Andy no you're supposed to get lost in the zone this doesn't count I know it's gonna fuck my whole store up you gotta start over Jack Danger when they go into his office they're like are you Danger Jack Danger he's like actually it's pronounced Donger and I like that we call him Jackie Alright, here we go. I, uh... What's happening? I restarted, cause, uh... You got 2 million! Yeah, I restarted. That's why I have 2 million. Clearly that, that, that, uh... I'm just gonna try to do it, see if anyone loves it. ...that rolls off. Did you restart? I did. You gotta restart. You don't get to restart. She didn't restart. Oh, you get the score you're given. Yeah, cheater, pumpkin eater. Oh no, I started out in ball two so we could get it. Because I got the, um... I got the Powerball thing. I figured that it screwed up the score. Oh, the Multi-Ball? Yeah. I'm trying to get it, guys. That's all I'm trying to do here. I'm not trying to cheat. Oh, here we go, here we go! Oh! Damn it. I was talking about getting lost in the zone. Fuck! Don't let me get in my zone. early early stupid early like what about the early market that story amazing I think he's playing watching the stream on my man I'm looking at tumblr oh and it's playing to this crazy fast well it's coming from right there all the zillion miles up to the satellite you back down I can't do it two feet away no no no no miles away good or somebody else get lost in the That was the worst.
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Who's up? Bradman, beat it. Starkman. Hit start, fold extra ball. And then get it in the slot? Then get it in the slot. Yeah, I just wanted to make my freaking shot, man.
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Well, I just played four balls trying to hit that shot, and it didn't work. Oh, really? Oh, far out. I don't feel like such a ding-dong. Oh, a little baby flip. A little baby flip? No, you gotta say it like a little... Red.
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I burped that one out. That was funny. FML! I couldn't get the backhand to work. Every time I see somebody abbreviate FML, I just think family. Lost in the zone. I'm just hitting whatever now? Cool! Your big points are gonna be the bumpers, the power field jackpot. That's cool. Alright, got it. Everything's lit. Yeah, left ramp's 10 mil a shot. Does this work on any Twilight Zone machine? People are able to turn it off.
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Try another kill. How much are you calling Simpsons for? That is a good question. Jayden, what is this? Oh, there you go. You're counting our screen volume. Between like 12 and 15, I think.
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I gotta see what Gavin thinks of this. Give it up to your power. Get everything. I don't think I did good. Alright, let's write the score down.
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I do good. Oh, baby. $2.36, $4.92. Is that the highest now? Yep. Woo! $4.92. Uh. Oh. I didn't hit it. Did Mark get a chance? $2.36, $4.41. Yeah, Mark got a chance. Look at the stream. Quick. It's going to come up again. I wrote down. No. It's already zero. hey we'll just add some zeros Brad has the new high score yeah Mark Sheridan yes
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you should make your pinball machine with all the different what ooh yeah I love the Bill Paxton one so much. Come on! Come on, Poochie. I believe. Ben Heck. Well, no, there's a guy in Minneapolis or St. Louis or somewhere out there that owns it and it's in his arcade. Oh, you sold it? Yeah, that you can visit. So it's in a legit arcade you can go to. Whoa, you got lost in the zone on ball one? Good job! Wow! You did it too Brad? Woah I didn't see that! Everything is jackpots, get it up to power, all of it. It's great.
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Oh that's pretty good, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. I think he's killing it. You think he's killing it? He's got a ball in there, he's got his hand. He ain't draining anything, he's just keeping them alive. They're going around.
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I do think that, uh, upper plate feels jackpot, though. Yeah. It's worth stupid money. Ooh, dude! Also, get that Powerball inside of, like, the piano. You'll make some cash, kid. Yeah? Yeah. Alright. Ah! Three, two, one. Just shoot it, just shoot it. Happy New Year!
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I think it's gonna be huge. That felt big. It felt big. It felt good. Alright, here we go. 12. 27. Jesus. 59. Ugh! Uh oh. 60. Not looking high enough. 280. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, this is like 300. That's it. Oh! Yeah, he took it. Wow. Dang! 269, 398. Well, something like that. Replay. And is weaning see you they go back to ball one more charity is weaning
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We're gonna subtract 200 million points we scrub it and like people like for games here I said the cry this is Crystal's second attempt to get lost in the zone hopefully she can make her shots and start collecting that money money money okay big money here goes my man you keep to the easy so why am i shooting everything just kidding oh you fart keep it alive folks wow good heavens We're in Ben's universe. And Bill and Jeff's. And Twilight's. No, that one's different universes. And, uh, Quantum Leap. Quantum Leap, different universes. No, it's different times. Oh, you're right. What are you guys... I don't know any of those words. You also don't even know what a Balrog is. What's a Balrog? You don't even know what a Balrog is? He calls himself a Balgorog. The Barglarg! Five, four, three, two, one! Eeeeee! That seemed pretty good. Some good Flap-a-Jets. Got a little adrenaline rush. Got a little hot! Shake it up! good that's 40 well you got an even number 190 exactly that's the main thing I wouldn't get you out of bed for eating crackers I can't wait cuz that's really yeah I have a zero tolerance for that yeah no food in the bed no cracker tolerance no food in the bed I'll tell you that especially nothing that's going to be crummy like so if a hot individual was eating crackers in bed he'd be like bitch get out of bed get out and he'd say bitch wow and he'd say bitch because he is not missing a rum I'm not missing a rum I did a rum box alright folks Brad's been talking about white people the whole time what Oh, yo, subtract that from my score.
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There we go. Okay. Here's my goal, folks. Ramps, rampy ramping. All day. Power, 50. Super slot.
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Townscore. Jesus, how? Yes! Oh! Yeah, Claude! Bad boy, nice bing bong. Yeah, straight up 50. Yeah. You got it.
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Man, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not done yet. What did you guys got? A third. A three. A two. I love that you can't see shit. Good game. I felt okay. I got that one. I felt really good. I got the jackpot. That was fun to watch. Low, low, low. So, that's high.
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Higher. There we go. Oh! What is it? Not enough. So Stark wins. What? No, I believe Sheridan wins. I said Sheridan.
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I said Mark, not Stark. Yeah, we said Mark. As in Sheridan. That was... That was FUN! That was really fun actually. So if you see a Twilight Zone out, it may cost you a quarter because a couple people played it and then it automatically like restarted. Yeah, I don't know. Or something happened or the score got reset a couple times. Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on there. Maybe it'll cost you like an extra 50 cents just to try that or something in the arcade. It's worth it. But if you start a game and you hold down the extra ball. There's an extra ball button right next to the plunger here that's not normal on machines. But there's one right here just to the bottom left of the plunger. If you hit your start game and it says zero, if you hold that, it'll make the Twilight Zone noise. After you've held it long enough, all you have to do is put it in one of the scoops. Lost in the zone. Twilight Zone.
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I just ordered some. They're all like generic scores. JD should be fourth. He's not. If you turn it off and there's no batteries It's No but if there's no batteries The ball save wouldn't be a thing Yeah there'd be extra balls and shit Oh no it's because it's plugged in Look see JK If it's plugged in It saves your like settings We moved You moved it Yeah I know but that was after we moved it You were there yesterday Yeah, you were on for it. Unless somebody dropped you out, did somebody get a high score? No one gets a high score. By the way, congratulations Mark. Thank you. Nick, highest scores? See if there's a random one. No? Dad. Fuck. No, they're all reset. Listen you son of a bitch. Are you fucking... I'm Dad. Are you Dad? Who's Mom? Who's Momflip? There's a Momflip. We have to talk. Is that Maria? I think she's gonna turn into like a two-part episode on South Park. Wait, on DadFlip and Marie's MomFlip? I don't know who MomFlip is. I assumed you were DadFlip. Crystal, you've showed up the most. I think you might be MomFlip at this point. Because she was on the screen with me. Yeah, I was watching her play. It's MomFlip. Someone was in there as MomFlip. Are we done playing? Oh, somebody was in there? It was a person as Monklet. You need to fill me in with these details. I don't know. Yeah, I want to get one of those. Oh, we thought you meant someone else. I want to break one of those. There's a Monklet? We'll play it real good. I don't know how you do it, bro. Stay very positive, please. She said, where's my husband? Or no, where's my son? No, I mentioned Monklet, but she's like, uh, you call for me, son? I was like, no. What? Do you want your lunch tomorrow? Bento box! Shut up. From Oisi. Oisi? Oisi. Oisi? That's my favorite. Does Bomb Camp have an easy enter? You know I'm not going to use it because I don't want to take away from the streams net. Streams net? Oozy. Kegel? A kegel? What's a kegel? I'll tell you when you're older. I'm old. Marco Polo season one is on Netflix now. Who's that? I heard bad things. Is that just a bunch of people playing in the pool? I also heard that, uh, that would be awesome. Okay, another cool studio of ours. I had not hit anything for so long that it went into ball series.
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I just want to say thanks to Nick Campbell for setting up the most incredible microphone setup we've ever had on this stream.
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My ears are burning. Look, hey, you fucker, is that you? Who's Momflip? Who are you? Momflip! What else did Momflip say? She said nothing else. Bam! Dude, you can't even go that far in a whole scene. What grade are you in? In what? Momflip! My name is just Momflip. Crystal. Is that Great Great? Oh, okay, yeah. That's a great girl. Ooh. How cool. I was mascara-able. My guess is not. She was like, take your time. She's watching, so she's not just that much. Momflip, who are you? Who are you? We know who Dadflip is now. He outed himself. Who's Dadflip? You! You, you ding-dong. I am? You said you were Dadflip a second ago! Everyone calls me Cypher. What? No, there's Dad on the Twilight Zone. You fucking ding-dong Dadflip. That's you. I'm not Dadflip. I'm not signed up for Twitch. They ask for too many things. Momflip, say one more thing. Nick, give me your fucking phone. ...like, Cypher's phone. That's the last thing she said. You're still number one to me. Megan, who was my name, said... Megan. Megan, yeah, don't call her Megan. Text Marie Kelly. Oh, I'd call her fucking Megan. Megan, yeah, Megan. Megan, call her Megan. If you're out there. If you're out there, Megan. So good. Prove it.
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So, I walk in the room and the shitty girl Here we go, here we go, here we go. Fucking flip. Oh! Like, me. I don't, yeah. I thought you were going to ask me.
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Having a nickname, but when Wait, no, that's what I meant. I was at a pop today and I was on video today. My stepdad and I were on the other side. He hits me on my back, grabs my legs and pulls them over to the ground. And I hear something pop in my neck. I was a little bitch. We've officially gone now. I started screaming because I can't move my legs without them. That would probably make any person laugh. Yeah, that was the stupidest little bitch. So I apparently I told him to stay somewhere. It better be a photo. And I had to wear a neck brace. Don't send a photo. Oh god. Yeah.
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What are you guys doing? I'm trying to figure out if this is... Just talking about Monflit? Yeah. This lady is Monflit. And fucking Stark over here is blowing it hard. Yeah. Yeah. We were talking about Monflit.
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Did you guys talk about... We were talking about the big thing that we had to do earlier this night. Oh, I was Paul Jones, I was Cowboy Jeff, I was Crack Baby, Crack the Door. What? How old were you then? Oh, so when I was really little, I was Snowman. No, no. I was Snackbox because my dad was a Snackbox. Were you like five or six years old? I like Snackbox. I already told you my sniper was his name. Yeah. That's fun. Snackbox is pretty good. Yeah. Oh, shit. I want to have a kid just to call him Snackbox. Yo, what's up, Snackbox? Yo, told you bro, told you. She watches so many TV shows. She's watching stories?
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Don't touch the door! So you touch the door? Dude, how many times do we have to tell you? You're the worst. Jackpot!
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Yo, make the money! When the sound on Twilight Zone is cranked, That pot is like... Well, what happens is, during a multiball, the volume of Carlington goes up naturally anyway. Really? Yeah, I got a little bit. It goes up, like, maybe, like, seven notches, which is pretty fucking loud. Yeah, we had a couple games. Yeah, this one and Lord of the Rings, which also did that. Yeah, Lord of the Rings gets loud once you start loading it up. Yeah, all right. Yeah, Lord of the Rings is great. You know, I hate doing this, like, catch-the-ball bullshit. I can't play that. I didn't do that. Is that what it sounds like? No. They used to call me Sine-fog. Is that where Smowog is from? Smowog? Smow-blogs. Found it, found it! Did you see him on Colbert Report? Who? Smowog? Smowog was the guest on Colbert Report. Smowog? Oh, you're talking about Bennett, Bennett Bridge? No, like the dragon. Start with the 177. Did you see the pictures of Colbert and Colbert? Is there anybody else that wanna go? I'm out. No, you're in. I gotta keep track. I'm in? You're not leaving. I gotta go! I like doing it. It's not like a thing against Canadians. It's just something that they do that I like. This is what I wanted to see. Oh, God, oh, God, I'm sorry. There, as all of the characters from the... Jesus Christ, that's great. Shoot. Wow, he looks incredible.
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Chill out! So good. You shall not pass! Great. It's great. Wait, is it great? It's great. I'm sorry, I said it twice in my... Sorry. Alright, good luck. Good luck. Buh-dee, buh-dee, buh-dee. No! Beep, beep, beep. Bur-ba-do. Buh-dee, buh-dee. Ladies are in Harlem Globetrotters. Oh! I was listening to you. Don't ever listen to her. I was telling you about how ladies are in Harlem Globetrotters. Well, I didn't... Yeah. It peaked my interest. I was like, I'm not going to listen to her. I was telling you about how ladies are in Harlem Globetrotters. Well, I didn't, yeah. It piqued my interest. I was like, no, there isn't. Yeah, they were in the Macy's Parade. Oh, you know, my cousin posted photos of us.
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That's a... Sexist Globetrotters. What was that, Dallas and Thunderland? It's Alice in Wonderpants. Yeah, Alice in Wonderpants. I watch things like, I like Disney, I like Pixar, I like Wes Anderson, I like QT. I like hip hop. And I like, I don't know, that, that, that Prince. Sir Mix-a-Lot. Oh yeah, Prince. He likes Put Him on the Glass by Sir Mix-a-Lot. Super Slot. Put Him on the Glass. Uh, it, it, yeah. Ooh, baby. It's a pinball related rap song. Don't lean, don't lean. It is pinball related. Put Him on the Glass. Why?
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Why at least the little one? I just want to be good Sir Meows-a-Lot Yeah, no need to break the law To figure out who Mom Flip is There is a Dad Flip But I'm pretty sure it's Ding Dong Campbell Back here Yo, it's me, right? Ding Dong Campbell? Wait, you're in? Split Flip, bro Oh, you guys Oh my man my man Come on Oh yeah open it up Open it up Get in it We got to lock it up We ready to go All right let lock it up Lock it up keychain Lock it up, keychain. Oh, my man. Split flipper, folks. Practice this shit. All right, do you want me to go directly for multiball? This is worse than PDA. Do you want me to go? Yes. All right, here we go. Directly to multiball.
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This is worse than PDA, she says. We got multiball there. Uh, who's number one? I'm number one. Prove it. Oh, my beer.
73:14
My beer. My butt. Um. Stroud pole. A man walks into the bar. Ouch. Oh, wait. What did the police molecule say to the suspect molecule? I don't know. I have my eye on you. My eye on you.
73:39
Wah, wah. Hey, where did that guy go? Marie Kelly, screw you. Your name is the same fucking color as Mom Flipped 2. That doesn't matter.
73:52
It's her. I'm sorry, man. Have they ever been in the same room together? Well, I want them both to say fart at the exact same time. Yeah, fart. Say fart at the same time. I'm watching my stories and sipping a hot toddy.
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What's a hot toddy? I'm watching my stories and sipping a hot toddy. Boy, you're watching on me. I'm working on my body. Tell me what you're watching. Working on your body. I'm working on my body. Yeah. I don't know. I recommend drinking while working out. Murray, what stories are you watching? Working on my body while drinking a hot toddy. Smart. I have no idea what a hot toddy is and I'm confused. Dude, a hot toddy is like whiskey and cider, and it's really hot with spices in it. Momflip wouldn't say fart because it's inappropriate. Is that what you just said? No, I'm saying. Oh, that feed is getting off. Whiskey, honey, and tea.
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Oh, it's so good. Momflip would ground us if we're saying fart. Momflip. Oh! I'm just flabbergasted that someone went out of their way. To make Momflip. Crystal, what I'm watching is embarrassing. That's a good show. Who is Dad for?
75:05
Yo, sir meows a lot. Hot toddies are the business. Yo, sir meows a lot. Put it on him. That's okay. Do it up. That's okay, Marie. I watch Gilmore Girls. You watch Gilmore Girls? Fuck yes. You just... Oh, okay. You just said that. Yeah, so? Good. I even it out with A.P. McKeel. Put him on the glass.
75:29
What I'm watching is embarrassing. You know, this guy, Mark Sheridan, needs to leave. Why? Sheridan. Because he got better than me. And he's newer than me. What? Newer.
75:43
Listen, guys. I'm going to play easy, easy, one-handed. You're leaving? The stream is not over. We got Spliff. Spliff?
75:57
I just wanted to say that Gilmore Girls isn't as bad as you think it is. It's pretty funny. Neither is Pretty Little Liars. What's that? There's an Asian character in the lane who really likes punk rock, and she skanks.
76:13
Oh, she's a skank? That's how it is. No, she tries to hide it from her Christian mom. That's me. If it's the lowest score, it's Crystal. Oh, darn. I'm sorry. Crystal. That's how you know. I'm drinking glue wine right now. Hell yeah, dude. Glue wine? Oh, that's glue. We have a Chris Crindle, Crindle, Crindle, Crundle.
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Cripple. We have a Crindle Market. Why am I not saying the word? What is it? Crindle? No, Glühwein is a... Anyway, we have a market here in Chicago where it's a big festival for German people. Chris Crindle Mart. Yes, Chris Crindle Mart. And they have a tent that you go in and you drink Glühwein. And you buy a boot. And you drink... Oh, hold on. It's a boot. And they fill it with Glühwein and it's amazing. It's like $8 for this little thing that's like this big.
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But you get to keep the boot, and you get to drink the wine, and you get to have a great experience and eat gingerbread and buy ornaments. Hold on. Here we go. Here we go. It's Chicago, and it's great. And you drink glue wine out of one of these guys. It's so stinkin' cute. I made that last night at my holiday party. I made it, and it was so much fun. It's just hot, mulled wine. Yeah, it's good. You just throw a bunch of spices and fruit and wine on a stove, and you just have a great time.
77:28
Chris Kinloomer You know someone's having a really good time when they go Before they start their ball Campbell, we're up One more time I don't think Pep stands for anything as much as He just stands for something Oh, I get it That's Pep Marie Kelly, I don't hate you I love you I'm just concerned that your mom flip And now we're going to go for multiball. What is PLL?
78:05
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new I don't know how to call it. We have new things. What are you trying to say? Powerball, D. We gotta get the Powerball. We have the Powerball that we're going to send into the right loop, or right orbit as some people might call it. That will light up a multiball for us. If he actually shoots the left loop, or left ramp, that will also start a multiball that we don't want.
78:35
Let's try to get the real one. I'm going to bounce off to you. I feel it. Wait, no, not out of the kick. I'm going to kick this back up. Try to get it back in the slot machine. Oh!
78:49
Ready? Are you post-passing? Post-passing to you for multiball. I'm ready. Oh, now we're ahead. Oh, what did I do? Get it. Oh, transporter. It was me and Lou. Transporter. Because Nick and I are split-flip chance.
79:17
We're trying. Where are you guys from? The wrong side of the track. Sir Meows a lot. We're all located in Chicago, Illinois. United States.
79:36
Can't do shit. Pay now. I'm not into that kind of thing. That was good. I've seen videos. I'm pretty sure it's a thing. Wait, hold on. Those videos are all in the app. They have a new edition. Oh, it's giving you a buzzfeed. Give me your buzzfeed.
80:15
Just saying. Yeah! Can't get that to save my life. One more time. Bradwin! What? I don't know. No! No, don't do that! I didn't want it. I wanted it. I'm trying to get in there, but I can't. Uh, the Powerball, by the way, is in the trough. I need to get the Gumball to get it. Spoilers, man. Maybe not. I'm a wagon male.
80:50
Whoa! Nah, I'm a rock team. Why can't I hit that shit? I'm just giving a... There we go. Every time you do that... Why?
81:12
Oh, is someone farting on your phone? I nailed my secret Santa this year. God damn it. Get a fireplace in your bedroom or get the fuck out. There's a fireplace for your home. Yo, I'm into it.
81:34
Um, wait, who's player two? Me. No, you're not. That's got to be Shark Smeridan. Yeah, that's Mark Schitzel. I'm sure I can hear it. Get that glow. I'm sitting there. Are you sitting on the floor? Are you going to be still? Yep. Have you seen Video Game Bread? No. It's basically just somebody animating bread. Poop. Done. Oh. Wait, please be sure. This is my favorite. I love this. You're gonna know what I'm really bad. I'm gonna video call Brian! You need our Wi-Fi. Oh, really? Bum it! Get that beep. Go to your settings. There we are. Pee-yup! Wi-Fi. Guys, this is not a good show right now. No, I agree. Mark Sheridan is pooping right now.
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something for that. Oh! That feed just straight up missed the right flipper. Sir Meows a lot. I mean, if you want me to drag a camera over there, we can show you what they're doing. Oh, on Harlem? Yeah. That'd be cool. If you were streaming two games at the same time. I mean, I can take the camera that shows us. Yeah, they don't need to see our on-game moments.
83:39
They know... I did! Two girls, one stream? Oh my god. Don't get saucy. I was getting bossy. Don't get saucy, not bossy.
83:53
Don't get bossy. Oh, come on! Oh, I'm gonna cut my hand. Yo, wait, you didn't get a pretzel dog? She said it was up for grabs. No, I just wanted to say a compliment. Oh, thank you. Yeah, no, I was really not hungry, but snacky.
84:22
Fat luck, I know. She spoiled the broth. Too many cooks. What's that? What? I've been doing that for 18 years.
84:35
Too many cooks. There's too many of them Come on just do it Ugh, okay Too many tilts. I think I did watch that. That was ball three? What was that? Ball three? Jack, we got work to do! Wait, who's third? It's the lowest score. Crystal? Aw, I missed the old phone. This is way better sized.
85:31
Harlem Globetrotters was on the first... Wait, Harlem's winning right now? Is it really winning? Is it really wet?
85:40
Hold on, let me post it. See you, Game Brand. Pop. All right. Well, you guys don't know. I didn't even like it. That's cute. I liked that. JD. Wow, shit. Harlan's taking it, man. JD. Jack, give me the broom. We got to beat 300. I don't have a way of scooping it up, so use a thing. Piece of paper. My mouse. Lick it.
86:05
So here's what I think we should do. What should we do? JVD, we should get the multi-ball and see what happens. Ready? God.
86:15
Too many cooks. That was good. Too many cooks. Was that ball three? My man! Or what else like salt?
86:29
How the hell is Harlem winning with so many metalheads in the stream right now? Paper. They make it really flat. If you folks want a tour of the studio I think I might be able to give you something If they donate enough They can get a tour of the studio If they donate to kids enough And show the receipts We'll give them a tour of the studio Make that a thing man Dad's got 700 Here's what I think it's amazing People are showing up watching us play Pimple I completely agree I can't thank you folks enough for showing up That's completely amazing That is so cool.
87:08
What else I think is... Everyone needs to vote. Vote for your favorite game. Vote for... I think they're all open, right? All the ones that are working currently. Yes, because... I've got to get some games fixed. Bram Stoker's Dracula is out because the shooter doesn't work. There's more bread? But watch the bread. Domino bread? Yo, domino bread.
87:34
What the hell is going on? I have to say, I love this new mic setup. Ladies. Gentlemen. Ladies. Small children. What have you. How are you. Aliens.
87:48
People with hooks for hands. We're going to keep playing. Too many cooks. Oh, all right. Let's see.
88:04
Text mom. Oh, worse. Who's first? What's your mother's name? Mom. Not mom. Oh my God, stop being so persistent.
88:22
Text mom. You should have it text somebody reasonable. I always say mom or dad. Hold on. Here we go. I do this with people's phones, And it gets me in trouble. So text Matt.
88:42
There's no Matt? Text Jake. Which one? Is that what she said? What's up, bruh? Did it! What's up, bro? Whoa, what? I finally did it. Wait, did you... No, I cheated. Oh, okay. That would have been awesome if you went from like 7 million to all the boys.
89:15
You know what? I missed the old phone. Oh my God, I missed this phone. Isn't it great? The new one's too big. It's too big. This is like... It's comical. Yeah, it's comical, obviously.
89:29
Dang it. No! Love you. Mom. Dad. Uncle Frank. You're doing it. Buzz? Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof. Hell yes. Buzz, your girlfriend. Have you seen, Jack, have you seen wolfmaker.com? No. It basically takes the two images from that scene, and any photo that you put in there will put into the picture.
90:15
Why? That's so good. What did I do? Oh, this is terrible. Look, MomFlip, see? This is bull. Do you see?
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MomFlip, I believe in you. Aw, that's nice. Thanks, Mom. Jack! You got 157. Hell yeah. That's better than the last time. Double that shit. Mom, stop.
90:44
Who's Sir Meows a lot? Who's anyone? This is a fun game. Who are you? What is your alias? Conflict is only associated with us. I can't figure it out. But if you do that to me, I do the same thing. I don't follow the rules. There go the goddamn brownies.
91:07
Nope. You got five, baby. Love you. Between that and you're able to log out and log in... No. No! B... No! S. That's me.
91:22
Bullshit. Hold on, here we go. Hey, what? How are you? I'm good, how are you? You got tubes. She's got tubes! TOOBS! Party! You have a party next week. Aww, these are so cute. Hey, it's Laura! Yay, tubes! Wait, that's not bad. What? You're on the... She's got the tubes! Look how cute they are. What are the tubes for? Uh, they're for... Oh. Christmas toysies? We're having a Christmas party. Dog? We talked about that. And you're a... A few years old. You're a... A few years old. You're a... A few years old. You're a... A few years old. And you're officially invited. And I'm officially making it my own. I'm telling you. I'm telling you this right now. Well, wait a second. I can't. A lot of the major players in every other stadiums got it.
92:11
Alright! Sit! This is what you need for a double price. Well, here's the thing. We have a formal dinner, and then we're gonna all go to a 10-minute party. Well, it's a practice party. I mean, this is a practice for 30 people. Right. Honestly, I don't get to do this. Great. Well, enough. Oh, you guys, I just did a live catch. It was great.
92:39
No! Ah! Very good. Red. Oh, wait a second. I can just take a spring grab from the street. Three, two, one.
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What did you get? Good. Okay, all right. That's good. This 75's real good. Laura B. Swan! I don't think that beat it. Have I not seen you since I bought that iPod off you? No, it was the one I got her from the office. Oh, you were the one she loaded it? No, it wasn't me, it was my roommate. At the time, I didn't even love the guy anymore. No, it was like two years later. I was like, you know what? I gave that guitar to a friend. Good. Good Tards. Wait, how is this Ball 3 zero points? I don't know. That's weird. Ball 3 zero points. I got 219. I want to try again. Do you want to try again? Here you go. Watch this. Be-do-da-do-dee-dee-dee-dee-ba-do-do. Ba-do-da-do-da-do-da-do. Tubes! TOOBES! Who? Tubes? Oh, that's what I said. Wait, it's the scoop or what? Uh, piano. Nevermind. Answer my own question. You both, it's both. Or either. It's not both, because if it was both I would have to hit both. It's both, girl. Crystal's really trying to blow up the old Lost in the Zone here.
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Now you know the secret. Don't let people know. I have to stop making that face. Your disgruntled face? The foonja face. The foosja face? Foonja. F-O-O-N-J-A. Foonja. Look it up. There's a template. hilarious
95:22
eat my spaghetti my great spaghetti hit something hit anything but the drain I love you. What are you doing here, guys? Try to figure out what I'm looking at here. Nope.
95:48
No! I wanted more time. Wait, you're just getting lost in the zone? I'm just fucking around, man, yeah. I'm lost in the zone. I want to get lost in the zone.
95:57
I'm going to give people a quick tour of the studio and then shut the screen down. Shut it down? You're giving people a tour? Well, I'm just going to show them all the machines we have. So I was I was really super tired when I was watching a little bit of the tournament that you had streaming. Oh, yeah
96:35
All right, let's see what can I do Folks, we're gonna call this, but I'm gonna give you a quick tour of the studio to show you where all of our pins are.