Top 5 Greatest Pinball Machines From Data East (SDTM, 2025)

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TL;DR

Hosts rank top 5 Data East pinball machines, celebrating nostalgic 90s arcade classics.

Summary

Two hosts discuss their top five greatest Data East pinball machines of all time, ranking them as: #5 Last Action Hero, #4 The Who's Tommy Pinball Wizard, #3 Lethal Weapon 3, #2 Jurassic Park, and #1 Tales from the Crypt. The discussion emphasizes Data East's importance to late 80s/early 90s arcade players, compares the manufacturer favorably to Bally/Williams and Sega, and highlights each game's mechanical features, rule complexity, and nostalgic value.

Key Claims

Data East games were the newest games on location (laundromats, bowling alleys, arcades) in the late '80s and early '90s
high confidence · Hosts discussing their childhood arcade experiences with Data East machines
Last Action Hero has magnets, kickbacks, drop targets, and a crane as core mechanics
high confidence · Detailed mechanical breakdown of Last Action Hero gameplay
Jurassic Park has a single ramp that diverts, not multiple ramps
high confidence · Host addresses criticism: 'Single ramp. It's got to divert. It does divert.'
Tales from the Crypt was designed by John Borg
high confidence · 'John Borg did amazing on that' when discussing Tales from the Crypt
Tales from the Crypt features reactive inks, wire ramps, a tombstone that opens another shot, and a door knocker
high confidence · Detailed mechanical description of Tales from the Crypt features

Notable Quotes

“They feel very akin to those times when Bally Williams was the Nintendo, you know, Super Nintendo, and Sega Genesis was kind of the Data East of its time.”
Host @ ~1:30 — Establishes Data East's competitive positioning in pinball market hierarchy, using gaming console metaphor
“Data East are still—they're a little softer, but Data East were always still snappier than Bally Williams.”
Host @ ~2:45 — Characterizes Data East flipper feel and playfield responsiveness relative to Bally/Williams
“Last Action Hero...doesn't get the love that it deserves, but it's still Arnold. It's still got a lot going.”
Host @ ~5:00 — Acknowledges licensing/theme limitations but defends game's mechanical quality
“The Who's Tommy Pinball Wizard...objectively, this would be most pinball players' probably collectively their number one Data East of all time”
Host @ ~7:00 — Acknowledges Tommy Wizard's broader community appeal while ranking it #4 personally
“It's not an easy game to run through, and it really isn't...Simple, dude. It brings back the movie stuff.”
Host @ ~12:00 — Describes Lethal Weapon 3 as deceptively challenging despite simple rule design
“Tales from the Crypt...it just fits to pinball so well. It's creepy and kooky. Just the ramps, the wireforms, everything.”
Host @ ~25:00 — Articulates why Tales from the Crypt ranks #1: thematic cohesion with mechanics

Entities

Data EastcompanyLast Action Herogame The Who's Tommy Pinball Wizardgame Lethal Weapon 3game Jurassic Parkgame Tales from the Cryptgame John Borgperson

Signals

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sentiment_shift: Hosts assert The Who's Tommy Pinball Wizard is likely the broader community's #1 Data East game despite ranking it #4 personally, indicating divergence between expert opinion and community preference
medium · 'objectively, this would be most pinball players' probably collectively their number one Data East of all time'
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design_philosophy: Data East characterized as balancing mechanical complexity with accessible rule design, favoring flipper responsiveness ('snappier') over Bally/Williams softness
high · 'Data East are still—they're a little softer, but Data East were always still snappier than Bally Williams...Sega is basically a Stern...snappy flippers'
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market_signal: Data East positioned as golden-era pinball manufacturer (late 80s/early 90s) that defined arcade experience for current pinball collectors, validating continued investment in collecting their machines
high · Opening framing: 'when we came up in pinball as kids, we were late '80s, early '90s kids...these are the games we seen at the laundromats or the bowling alley or the arcade...they hold that very dear spot to us'
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sentiment_shift: Jurassic Park underappreciated by community despite hosts considering it excellent; single-ramp design criticized but defended as functional with diverter mechanic
medium · 'Some people get mad about the one ramp...It actually is underappreciated...but the modes, the modes are fun'
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sentiment_shift: Last Action Hero experiencing appreciation revival among collectors despite being dismissed by mainstream players due to Arnold Schwarzenegger film's mediocre reception

Transcript

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and you cannot complete the best of without talking about dat e only second to my seconds that's right you talk about last but we still going to talk about the top five best data East games of all time CU when we came up in pinball as kids we were late ' 80s early 90s kids for the most part um these were the games that were on location yes these are the games we seen at the laundry mats or the bowling alley or the arcade cuz they were the newest games we saw B Williams stuff and we saw D stuff exactly um so these are nostal for a lot of you who can afford to buy pinball machines now and they that's why they hold a near and dear spot to us especially right up there with maybe even more so for me than Sega they are for me too but M I just fell in love with the way sega's played they're a little snappier they're you know what I'm saying I'm thinking about Retro Gaming because we like that stuff as well they feel very akin to those times when B Williams was the Nintendo you know Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis was kind of the data east of its time in it like surp I don't know why it feels like from dat East to Sega feels like when we went from NES Genesis to Super Nintendo and yeah it just felt like around the same time yes these console Wars and you have these different pinball manufacturer just the only reason I prefer any Sega over a dadd is probably Sega Sega is a Dreamcast I'm sorry SE the Sega is basically a Stern I mean it is it's like it's the snappy flippers yeah I mean it's it was a very different feel it did not feel like B Williams it definitely didn't feel like a dad East cuz Dad East are still they they're a little they're a little softer but Dad East were always still snappier than than yeah than like B yeah I agree and then goly died gotle was like the jaguar or the 3DO I swear to God I look at that the same way too you are you are spot on you are completely spot on all right so the top five we love dat East games but bang for your buck man there's some there's some there's some killers in this the top five the number five greatest D East pinball machine of all time is Last Action Hero so much in it bang for your buck and it is loaded down it is it was like they tried to go up against attack or uh Adam's Family yes so they put the magnets on the Playfield they put the Kickbacks in there all the drop targets the crane yes the crane is so cool it's a wide B they fully loaded this game down around an Arnold Schwarzenegger license yeah which the movie was just what it was it was it was that's why that pin doesn't get the love that it is but it's still Arnold it's still got a lot going I mean me and you fell in love with it cuz we played it at one of the at Louisville Expo one year and we couldn't get off it man we played so many games and it's not going to confuse you no a handful of modes and multiballs that's it it's 90s it just shoots well and it's got a lot going on I would say that our number four we don't like as much as we like all rest on the list but objectively this would be most pinball players probably collectively their number one Data East of all time and it's the who's Tommy Pinball Wizard a great game what a great game similar layout to Tales from the Crypt uh does some things differently wonderful wonderful layout the theme is kind of weird to me yeah I know but I love the plane in the back I love the blinders music the modes are fun yes um put a color DMD in this as well it's a great and it's a beautiful game it really is I mean it really is pretty and that's the blinders man God the blinders are that's the first pimball machine that I had that I recall playing it was at a laundry it was one of like one of my very first interaction with pinball that I would play for me it was the number three game my first interactions was Lethal Weapon 3 oh and fittingly it falls into number three at the greatest uh datab Beast pinball machine of all time I remember okay okay okay I remembered seeing that back glass all the time it was just a great game Lethal Weapon 3 is just again a solid game it is solid you're not going to get it's not crazy rules Beyond simplistic I'll always AR it's like Whirlwind type of fun but it's not easy man like like Chuck W is one of the people that kind of like I just fell in love with it anyways but Chuck W was one of the only people that championed that game with me and it's good of a player as what Eric is Eric will still tell you hey it's not an easy game it's not an easy game to run through and it really isn't it's got like the sequences oh oh it's fun simple dude it brings back the movie stuff exactly it brings back the movie stuff even doing the freaking you know the video mode in there to shoot the target fun fighting rigs and and you can pick the music at the begin beginning yes you're going ZZ Top or you're going the CC Fun Factory or whatever it is that's it's a cool game go out and play if you haven't given it a real good chance yeah that's a solid game it's a good lineup filler too that's a good game to put line but the number two greatest dat at East pinball machine of all time was my first pinball machine ever that I owned is Jurassic Park it's your favorite theme of all time it is uh you own one now yes I I think it's underappreciated it actually is some people get mad about the one ramp single ramp it's got to divert it's ad it does divert million per agree but the modes the modes are fun you know what the modes are so hard because they time out so quick M and you've really and there's some shots you can't hit on the pop bumper so many times cuz you can't really hit that T-Rex off of that that left FL so you got to be on yes and then you've got to get it up into that dock to be able to hit the third flipper to make that award if you need like it's some tough stuff I don't like how the modes differentiate themselves like a pop mode or you have like the kickback the egg mode I like the little DNA I just you got to hit the ramp for bone Busters or whatever on there and I love the wizard mode Wiz mode shut down that's cool you got a T-Rex he the ball out sa he look like a Liz like he look like so scary ug it like t look like a damn brosaurus whatever on there yeah like what but it's cool and Art's horrible Art's definitely horrible nub fingers new Nu fingers but there's just something about the dude it's cool it's got some of that Nostalgia too can't believe we didn't put Independence Day in the top five Seas dude it's a flowy great game I know but it's a flowy great game but the greatest at East pinball machine of all time and we both agree on this it's Tails from the Crypt what an amazing layout the cryp keeper yeah who Borg Borg did amazing on that and it just fits to pinball so so well it's creepy and cooky just the ramps the wireforms everything shooting reactive inks the the the tombstone that you hit the big one that comes down it opens up another shot the modes are good in that too upper play or the upper flipper feed yeah the modes are there's a lot of modes hard to get through pretty basic but it's just again the number ones on these lists that we're making they're just the most well-rounded yes it's a very solid game all really you know it's a cool theme you know kind of creepy with the in there to the plunger that is the doorn the door knocker is amazing dude Tails doesn't have that you need to add that yes oh you got to add it doesn't have a shake I think it might have a Shaker motor in it too A Lost World's got a Shaker yeah so that probably does it might have a Shaker it does Jurassic Park does yeah yeah Jurassic Park's got a Shaker yeah so I bet it's last section here yeah it's got a sh I guarantee it's got a Shaker so good just a fun game it really is if you like that theme too but that like screams 90s but just know even if you don't like the theme that much just know that it's still a great game to play and run through so if you just never given it a chance because it's you know Tales from the Crypt and it's not really your thing still play it dude it's still so much fun remember Tales from the Hood I do remember I love that movie I did too God I love that show was that the one the little mannequin yeah the little doll py Hard Away the little doll thing we are '90s kids so crazy man I love the '90s and I love Dad East pinball that was your top five greatest dad East pinball machines of all time