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Stern price increases unsustainable; Metallica LE flipping at $18k; D&D struggling; Spooky Evil Dead nearly sold out.
Stern is planning a price increase in January, with LE prices potentially reaching $13,600
medium confidence · Don received invoice information from Mad Pinball distributor and uses 'Nostradamus' predictive framing; not official confirmation but sourced from industry contact
Metallica LE is trading on secondary market for $17,000-$18,000 despite $12,999 MSRP
high confidence · Don reports direct market observation: 'People have been talking about making deals for around $18,000 for these Metallica LEs. And like all day, if I had one of these, it would be out the door at 18.'
D&D is not a sales juggernaut and underperforming expectations
medium confidence · Don states 'Not a sales juggernaut. Not a sales juggernaut. What's going on with this game?' but provides no specific sales figures
Evil Dead has sold approximately 673 units with 215 remaining available
high confidence · Don observed the pre-order system showing 215 available units and calculated: '215 left means they've sold 673 either directly through the website or through distributors'
Tron remaster is rumored to be next after Metallica
medium confidence · Don reports: 'I've heard Tron's next now. There's Whispers that are out there and the Blagosphere' but acknowledges it as speculation and rumor
Jurassic Park Home Edition was clearance priced at $3,700 at Costco
high confidence · Don reports leaked photo: 'This photo leaked out of a Costco of the Jurassic Park Home Edition on its clearance price of $3,700'
Stern's business model requires selling 1,500+ units to break even; Spooky needs only ~450 units
medium confidence · Don compares: 'Stern Pinball, they release a game, they sell 1,500 of them overnight, and that's like a failure to them' vs 'if they would have sold 450 Evil Deads, they would have been high-fiving'
“I asked Nostradamus, what's going on with these certain price increases? And he came back with a figure, a five-figured figure for the new price of LEs. It was $13,600, and then he disappeared into a whiff of smoke.”
Don @ ~5:30 — Establishes the $13,600 LE price prediction as the episode's central claim; uses comedic framing to indicate speculation
“what i would not be at that figure is a buyer i'm sorry um you know i love the lex men that i got behind me but i'm looking at prices man”
Don @ ~8:00 — Direct statement of Don's resistance to $13,600 pricing; personal buying threshold crossed
“If you can get northwards of $17,000 on a brand new Metallica LE that you bought for $12,999 $99 or $12.5 if you've got a sweetheart deal. Turn and burn that thing, man.”
Don @ ~25:00 — Explicit advice to flip Metallica LEs; acknowledges $4,000+ profit opportunity
“What's going on with this game? I want to like it... Not a sales juggernaut. Not a sales juggernaut.”
Don @ ~45:00 — Candid assessment of D&D's market underperformance despite designer pedigree
“With whatever they've sold now, I'm sure they're happy with it... these guys are probably waking up every morning like, all right, it's time to now pull this off. Let's get these games into production.”
Don @ ~65:00 — Contrasts Stern/Spooky business models and production timelines; highlights Spooky's joy at ~670 unit sales
“Stern Pinball, they release a game, they sell 1,500 of them overnight, and that's like a failure to them... Spooky Pinball turned around... if they would have sold 450 Evil Deads, they would have been high-fiving”
Don @ ~60:00 — Core business model comparison showing structural differences between manufacturers
business_signal: Three-tier pricing model with LE prices at $13,600+ perceived as unsustainable; potential for demand collapse similar to Venom/John Wick patterns
high · Don explicitly states: 'I don't see sales success at 13.6 for LEs' and references inventory pile-up at Jersey Jack
business_signal: Spooky Pinball's transparency, fan engagement, and post-purchase service support contrasted favorably against Stern's corporate scale model
medium · Don: 'these guys... are trying their hardest to make that and also be transparent and also help support their games with service after purchase. It's kind of like everything we would want'
sentiment_shift: Positive reception of Evil Dead's preliminary code and theme; Don personally committed despite high pre-order commitment; notes game captures Evil Dead aesthetic better than expected
high · Don: 'I love the game for the price I've already played it... I want this game tomorrow' and praises Ash callouts vs. Texas Chainsaw Massacre tone
competitive_signal: Spooky Pinball successfully achieving production goals with ~673 Evil Dead sales; fundamentally different business model (450-unit success threshold vs. Stern's 1,500+ requirement)
high · Don calculates: '215 left means they've sold 673 either directly through the website or through distributors' and contracts this to Stern's scaling requirements
design_philosophy: D&D missing in-game currency redemption system; lack of reward mechanic for level-up progression criticized compared to Mandalorian (Beskar) and Jaws (shark teeth) implementations
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high · Don: 'If we can get that into Dungeons & Dragons, I think that would save the game. Who is this game for?' References successful precedent in other Brian Eddy/Stern titles
market_signal: Jurassic Park Home Edition clearance priced at $3,700 at select Costco locations; limited geographic distribution suggests targeted test or liquidation
high · Leaked photo of Costco clearance; Don confirms checking multiple warehouses and finding distribution concentrated in higher-performing Costcos
market_signal: Stern planning January price increase; LEs predicted to reach $13,600, substantially above current $12,999 baseline
medium · Invoice from Mad Pinball distributor; 'Nostradamus' prediction; Don's industry contact assessment that $13,600 would not surprise him
announcement: Evil Dead by Spooky entering production end of month; $450 shotgun modification available
high · Don confirms: 'Evil Dead is supposed to enter production at the end of this month' based on industry contact information
product_strategy: D&D underperforming as sales juggernaut despite designer pedigree (Brian Eddy/Dwight Sullivan); community perception of game as operator-focused vs. home-player friendly
medium · Don: 'Not a sales juggernaut. Not a sales juggernaut.' No specific sales figures provided but framed as notable underperformance
rumor_hype: Tron remaster rumored as next Stern release following Metallica; mixed community reception
medium · Don reports: 'I've heard Tron's next now. There's Whispers that are out there' and recounts vendor criticism of concept
market_signal: Metallica LEs trading at $17,000-$18,000 despite $12,999 MSRP; represents $4,000-$5,000+ profit opportunity
high · Don reports direct market observation of trading activity; advises flipping strategy
business_signal: Stern implementing remaster pipeline (Metallica, Tron, Ghostbusters rumored) with frequency of one remaster per year alongside three cornerstone releases
medium · Don speculates: 'People are talking about remasters coming once a year now, so three cornerstones plus a remaster. I can dig it. I think they've got five years of remasters in the chamber'