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GOLDEN TEE 2017. Sleep Nut Tavern Edition.

Dead Flip·video·1h 28m·analyzed·Sep 5, 2017
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TL;DR

Deadflip streams Golden Tee 2017 at Matt Scott's pinball-filled basement with gameplay tutorials.

Summary

Jack Danger from Deadflip streams Golden Tee 2017 (Sleepy Nut Tavern Edition) at Matt Scott D'Anisi's basement, which houses an extensive pinball collection including Total Nuclear Annihilation. The stream focuses on learning and playing Golden Tee with Matt Scott providing instruction on game mechanics, club selection, spin control, and course strategy while viewers engage with chat and donations.

Key Claims

  • Matt Scott D'Anisi is the brain/designer behind Total Nuclear Annihilation pinball machine

    high confidence · Jack introduces Matt Scott as 'the Brain behind total nuclear annihilation' and later 'Matt Scott Denisey, the brainchild of total nuclear annihilation'

  • The Golden Tee arcade machine at Matt Scott's house was upgraded from 2010 to 2016 to 2017 versions

    high confidence · Jack states: 'It was a 2010 machine, and I upgraded it to a 2016, and then I upgraded again to a 2017'

  • Matt Scott's basement contains System 11 pinball games ('a shit ton of The Games') and multiple other machines including Space Station, Taxi, High Speed, Doctor Dude, Pinbot 2.0, Earth Shaker, Aftershock, Big Lebowski, and TNA

    high confidence · Jack references 'Matt Scott's The Games here on the left' and 'It's all System 11 crap' and lists machines visible during tour

  • Total Nuclear Annihilation is worth approximately one million dollars or close to it

    medium confidence · Jack states: 'the original worth millions of dollars, Total Nuclear Annihilation. Or millions less than that. Just shy of a million dollars'

  • Golden Tee arcade machines are designed to withstand heavy use from intoxicated players

    medium confidence · Matt Scott explains: 'These things are built for drunk people'

  • Jack Danger had never played Golden Tee 2017 before this stream

    high confidence · Jack states: 'I've never touched this game before in my life just created an account'

  • Golden Tee features analog trackball controls similar to pinball rather than digital inputs

    high confidence · Jack emphasizes: 'This is why I love this video game, because it's a video game that's still analog like a pinball'

  • Golden Tee allows players to customize character appearance, clubs, and equipment through earning or purchasing cosmetics

    high confidence · Character creation screen shows shirt, bottom, and shoes options with note 'You've got to earn stuff' and 'you go online and buy stuff'

Notable Quotes

  • “This is why I love this video game, because it's a video game that's still analog like a pinball.”

    Jack Danger@ 21:26 — Articulates why Golden Tee appeals to pinball enthusiasts — it preserves analog physical control mechanics in a digital golf game

  • “the original worth millions of dollars, Total Nuclear Annihilation. Or millions less than that. Just shy of a million dollars.”

    Jack Danger@ 3:35 — References Total Nuclear Annihilation's exceptional value/rarity in pinball collecting community

  • “These things are built for drunk people.”

    Matt Scott@ 25:59 — Explains Golden Tee arcade cabinet durability and design philosophy for bar/tavern environments

  • “Deadflip is all about The Games with balls. It doesn't have to be pinball.”

    Jack Danger@ 18:23 — Clarifies Deadflip channel scope — covers games beyond pinball, including skill-based arcade games like Golden Tee

  • “You've got to earn it. You'll earn it, though. There's like a few things.”

    Matt Scott@ 16:34 — Explains Golden Tee's progression and cosmetic unlock system requiring gameplay

Entities

Jack DangerpersonMatt Scott D'AnisipersonDeadfliporganizationTotal Nuclear AnnihilationgameGolden Tee 2017gameGolden Tee (character/community member)personWe Are PinballorganizationIncredible TechnologiescompanyTwitchorganization

Signals

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    industry_signal: Golden Tee arcade game continues to have active player base and relevance in arcade/bar venue market, with player customization and online integration

    medium · Golden Tee 2017 at Matt Scott's location includes online account system, character customization, and appears to be well-maintained/upgraded equipment suggesting ongoing commercial viability

  • ?

    community_signal: Active Twitch chat participation with viewer donations (bits), questions, and commentary during Golden Tee gameplay stream

    high · Frequent references to chat messages, bit donations, and viewer questions throughout stream ('Jaded, thank you for the 25 bits', 'EP the Geek, what's up, dude', 'Pixelator, thanks for the Blackwater 100 biddies')

  • ?

    community_signal: Matt Scott D'Anisi continues to be active in pinball community and streaming ecosystem, hosting content creators at his basement collection

    high · Matt Scott hosts Jack Danger's stream at his residence with his machines, indicates ongoing involvement in community content creation

  • ?

    technology_signal: Golden Tee maintains analog trackball control design despite digital/modern gaming trends, positioning itself as bridge between classic arcade and contemporary gaming

    medium · Jack's repeated emphasis on analog controls: 'It's all analog dude' and 'This is why I love this video game, because it's a video game that's still analog like a pinball'

Transcript

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0:00
Of course. I think... You want to play it? The Great Wall of China? What is the round that you think you're going to school me on? All of it? Oh, Jesus Christ. No, I play all of it. We play all of it. Okay. Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
0:13
Because I have not played this. You're going to be like, Scott, what the fuck is wrong with you? Come on. You're winning all the things. Are you fucking serious?
0:19
No, I'm not being conceited. It's just that we've played this a fucking lot. Get in here. Come on. Oh, that's way too dark. Mm-hmm.
0:34
Jesus Christ. We gotta do that again. It's so dark. It was good for a second. Anyway. That's fine. Dude, my arm's a fucking selfie stick. Mm-hmm. Right here. No, stop. Mm-hmm.
0:53
Golden tea. It's tea time. It's tea time I'm gonna get some motherfucking tea Yo we're not tea though Do I hear a hargueing? I might have like Arnold Palmer in here Twitch.tv Forward slash dead Underscore flip We're gonna drink lots of beers And play all this stuff At golden tea I got some tea Yeah I'm gonna need some of that tea Do you have any of that hard tea Hard tea I got some wicked blood orange Shit It's all sugary and crap Doesn't look like Jack is stepping back Wait What do you think you were not serious about golden tea What are you talking about Doesn't look like Jack is stepping back What are you talking about Jaded Are we online Yeah, we're here. Oh, sweet. Oh, I was saying some weird shit. Yeah, man.
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2:02
Do I hear arguing? Yes. Yeah, dude, because tea... That's what we do. Wait. Stepping back on the beer. Oh, shit. Was I talking about stuff? I should have been talking. No, you're doing great. I am drinking a beer right now, so shut your mouth, internet. Just put a koozie on it. A jacuzzi? Yeah, here, I'll get you a koozie. Yo, Rap God, what's up?
2:21
Here, dude, here's a fucking Lion Man koozie. Just do this. Armor. I just need to make sure all of the cameras are properly delayed. Yep, we're good to go.
2:32
You got us on that crap? What did you do? Use Lion Man. No, I can drink. That camera's pretty good. Yeah, for like a crappy little 50, 60 buck camera, this thing's been tried and true for two and a half... I've had these cameras for two and a half years, and they work perfectly.
2:56
Jada wants to know where we are. Hashtag location. Oh, wait, no. Exclamation point? Nah. Okay, you want his address? We'll figure it out.
3:06
No, because then people are going to come over here. And play your pinball machines. And have fun with me. Yeah, don't do that. We got all of Scott's games here on the left. You can't see it, but hold on.
3:19
There's a shit ton of games over there. Yeah, man. It's all System 11 crap. System 11. Great collection. And behind us is the original, ladies and gentlemen, the original worth millions of dollars, Total Annihilation. Or millions less than that.
3:42
Just shy of a million dollars. Cadence, what's up, baby? Cadence. Stand of the game, I'm an idiot and freaking touched the camera. Can you stand like you're going to roll the thing?
3:55
Alright, cool. Rotate, rotate, rotate. You get the bar in there. The bar's pretty sweet. Yeah, that red. What color do you want underneath there? Red? Oh, you can make it whatever? Yeah. Dude, go blue. Blue? Make that shit cold. Let's go cold! Police force, nice. What are you talking about? There's no police force here.
4:14
Why is everyone saying police force? Ain't nobody got time for police force. What are you pointing at? You're on my team. there's no police force here no police force sorry guys i'm doing great rap god uh wait shit it's a high speed you mixed up doesn't matter i'm upset i'm upset with you internet so are y'all ready for some hot golden tea action it's going to be lit fam all right we'll make you look a little more tan make me look tan i don't want tan just a little bit more tan okay maybe a little it's gonna be cancer all right we're good hopefully not i'm sure all of this is cancer all of it everywhere this is our generation's yes we did cigarettes yeah oh my god but i also smoked so i'm like double screwed Good evening, Pinheads. Welcome back. It's Wednesday. We are at Scott D'Anisi's house. This is the brain behind total nuclear annihilation. I've been trying to break that George Bush habit in my head of calling nuclear nuclear. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it. That's not correct. It's stupid. And we're going to play as Golden Tee today. And it's going to be you may ask it's going to be weird i just uh i mean there's plenty of pinball machines we could have streamed here you know space station taxi high speed doctor dude right at pinbot 2.0 pinbot we got an earth shaker aftershock which is another project that scott worked on um a big lebowski that i can't touch and then that tna that you've seen a stream a couple of times nail that clown um but no we're playing we're playing golden tea and we're playing it online and here's the thing i've never touched this game before in my life just created an account so you're gonna see me create my character all right you folks are gonna help me figure this out and then that dude has a freaking bag on his head that's great um and it's gonna be great so let's just uh let's not wait for anybody and just get right into it you know this is i'm drinking ginger ale but i put it in a corona bottle it's fine jack scott so is scott joining us for tomorrow's stream Yes, he is.
6:35
So, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I'll be there. Okay. We're driving up there. I have to work, so I have to go up there. Yo, Asak, what's up? Yeah. He's the one driving me there, so, yeah. I'm here for golden tea. Where's golden tea? It's coming. Calm down. Yeah, we're doing stuff. He drinks Corona. F yeah. I mean. Well, it's just what I had in the thing. Yeah, right. There could have been, like, I don't know. There's some questionable beers in there. Some, like, bathtub hooch in there, and I would have drank it. Which Golden Tee is it? It should say in the description of the show, but it's Golden Tee 2017, the Sleepy Nut Tavern edition.
7:13
So I don't know if you're familiar with that. Anyway. So let's slip on over here. Shots of the week. Oh, look at that guy with the... Can we get shots? Yo, big old pupper head. This is the stuff that just, like, gets it, like, it comes in through the internet. And then you get to see people's, like, crazy holes in one. as they bounce off the freaking water. That dude hacked. So here's the thing. We have a face cam. Everything in the top right I saw in this game doesn't cover up anything, so we're good. We have a ball cam here. You can see my hand caressing the ball. Like normal. And then we can describe what the shots are going to be. You can kind of see those. How did you get direct capture from a golden tee? Skills, my man. um we we opted out of direct audio coming from golden tea for a number of reasons mostly we wanted to be able to hear it as well as you and if we get a direct pull and we're hearing it there's going to be an echo unless we're both wearing like fbi earpieces which we don't want to deal with oh so we're opening the phone lines tonight yeah oh god i mean we probably could except for you wouldn't be able to hear anything unless we speakerphone it we oh yeah that goes and does weird stuff we can plug into that thing over there i have a bluetooth speaker we'll play it by ear um yeah it's got a blue ball that's exciting yeah everyone he just he just illuminated this and actually it's getting brighter is it yeah no that's not good well not hotter it's on fire how about a golf themed spotify playlist well we don't want to get muted i mean We discussed this. Is anyone really going to want to go back and watch? Okay, you tell me this, Internet. Are any of you going to want to go back and watch this? By the way, how does the audio sound? How do we sound? Yeah, we need some audio. Do we sound good?
9:04
Once the game kicks in, there's going to be plenty of noises for you to hear. Okay? Like crows. Yeah, the loudest effing crow.
9:15
You sound golden. Oh, my God. Oh, this is going to be good. Cadence, you're fucking banned. love you buddy it's going hot nah we good we good we good clear as glass of moonshine y'all go back sound perfect audio sounds good cool so um i'm going to am i already logged into this or do i have to do it again you have to do that thing that's fine i think i i think i know it by heart that's fine you're gonna put the code in live on the on the screen so people can see it do you guys want to see my code probably shouldn't do that no i'll hide it i'll i'll cut to this no you i'll cut to this and i'll put in the code okay and then we'll cut back and do the character creation and it's going to be good okay so how do we do this yeah okay so let's let's get the let's get to the character creation here. I think you need... All right, so, first of all, we've got to pick our course in the junk, so let's do this. It's going to be a little loud, I think. So hit start play. We'll do this. We'll do this, guys.
10:24
Welcome to Golden Seagull. I'm Jim Nance. All right. Let us know if that's too loud or not loud enough. Yeah, I think that... It's pretty loud for us. Can you still hear us, though? I mean, like, that's loud. I feel like we're screaming. Yeah.
10:40
All right. That feels better. That's better. That feels better. You want to do the beach?
10:52
This one's a beach. Now we'll do the beach. Yeah, let's go sand beach. Is that better? Internet? Okay, so he's going to swipe his card. Well, that means I have to go first. Oh.
11:04
No, you go first. All right. You can be player one. So he has to fly by for the last card. So I'm going to hide the screen.
11:13
It's too loud? Sounds better now? Is that better? Let us know. Because that actually feels really good on the old ear balls there. Yeah, that was kind of loud before. Okay, I got my code. So we're going to switch over to this. I'm going to type in my code, which is B9. Hey, come on. Wait, I didn't hit anything.
11:33
No cancel, no cancel. Okay. So, what do I hit? Red. so scott's gonna ask you what your favorite uh concert was when you were 13 13 did you go to a concert when you were 13 i don't remember my first concert actually really there's probably some electronic music junk i think my first real big concert was nine inch nails when i was 13 noobs what's up only drunken fuckboys play golden tea wait who said that moon ducky come on just coat his ass 69 guys why are you devolving right now it's totally fine I mean we just need to drink more okay uh that's 69 hold on okay and then six, six, nine. Got it. Okay, six, nine. That's it.
12:38
Golf for one. Jack Danger is checked in. Alright, now you can put it back to the thing. Okay. We good, fam. We good.
12:45
Golden T, what's up, buddy? Where's my card at? How's it going, Golden T? Thanks for coming. Um, I had to hide... I just created my account, so I had to hide the screen so that I could set that up.
12:58
Look at this. Golden T. Hold on. Oh, they got my number. Check out my number. Keep wiggling that. Whoop. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:11
All right. You've checked in. His name is Fight Me. Okay, so I've never played this before in my life. It's a new day here at Sandy Reef. Tell me if you can hear that. Number one at the team. Okay, so what do I hit? Options. So we're going to customize my character really quick. You guys ready? You got to help me do this.
13:31
That's not the beer holder. That's alright. Oh, right. Boop, boop, boop. Make sure you get a player's card ordered. Oh, yeah. I ordered one. Alright, so... Big time. Customized golfer. They say it sounds good. Oh, golden tea's on here. Look. Oh, yeah.
13:50
Okay. All selections will be available anytime you play golden tea. Got it. Okay. Gender. Thank you, snowboarder. I appreciate it. I think we're going to be a dude. Why do you want to be a dude? Gavin's always a chick. You know... And he does really good. Oh, as a female, huh? Scott has an awesome basement. Yes, he does. Scott has a good basement. If you know what I mean.
14:12
Internet, just say, if you know what I mean, after everything you say. If you say, if you know what I mean, after anything, it's bad. It turns dirty. Come up with anything you could think of and say, if you know what I mean. I guess we're white. I have a koozie on my drink, if you know what I mean.
14:28
That's a condiment. I can see you. Anyway, so I'm going to be basic white male number one. All right. Let's go for a shirt.
14:39
Ooh, I like this mouse. See what's on the next page. Oh, you've got to earn stuff, dude. Yeah, so you've got to pick something boring at first. Oh, you've got to play to... Oh, yeah, you earn stuff. All right, so let's go... Or you go online and buy stuff, which is golden tea. We probably want you to do. You know what? No, I'm just kidding.
14:55
Let's go... Yeah. I bought all sorts of stuff on here. Bottoms. I'm that guy. Can I have shorts? I don't know. Is there shorts? There's no golfer shorts? You might have to earn them. Golden Tee. Oh, crap. Sorry, Golden Tee. Can someone permit Golden Tee? Oh, yeah. That's... Yeah, Golden Tee. Sorry about that, bud. Someone permit Golden Tee. Golden Tee, go ahead and post that link again once someone permits you. Give it just a second.
15:22
We have to make sure people don't come in here and spam super gross stuff. so you should be good now bud you should be good so shirt okay shirt actually here's what we're gonna do we're gonna go full full wackadoo all right do it that's pretty good make it it matches too much i think i want it okay let's do this oh that's bad that's pretty bad i got an idea vertical and horizontal yeah i mean why not no hats no yo uh golden tea let me know that you're not banned not content with cradling as well oh geez what's up siege 100% understandable dude you can create your account and order a card there that's what we did yeah so jack already did that we are good jack will get his card golden tea let me ask you something is there a way you can hook me up with everything right now. Is there a button you can hit where I just get all the stuff?
16:23
Just give me all the things right now. And I promise to play this game again. Alright. So that would be crazy. We don't get a hat. Alright. What kind of shoes are you wearing? No, you got headwear, no? No, there's no headwear. Oh, you gotta earn it. You'll earn it, though. There's like a few things. It just does it right away. Yeah, these are... Some stuff.
16:41
I look... I look ridiculous, man. I'm Pinball Rick. Golden T, give me free stuff. Pinball Rick? Is that like Pickle Rick? I guess so. All right. So here we go. Let's return to the game. Technically there is, but I don't have access to it. It's all good, buddy. Okay, so. All right.
17:05
You're going to show me the ins and outs of what's happening here. All right. So we'll just do some basic stuff. Okay. Here we go. So what's going on here, right? Trackball. Mm-hmm. We got different shot layouts here. you got different clubs you know basic golf right you know like different clubs shoot at different lengths sure so over here on the left oh people can't see me pointing at the screen i didn't think about that there's no it's it's a direct capture it's not a well over here that's okay yeah on the left side yeah on the left side you'll see your club and that's the furthest distance that it will go right or the average distance oh so this club here goes 300 yards we'll show you that's where that's where 300 yards will be left and right select different clubs okay Driver is the biggest club. Great.
17:48
Basically, just to start doing this, you want to hit this 300 yards, you pull it straight back and then straight forward. It'll go straight that way. Now, what if my hand accidentally curves it a little bit? Yeah, then it's going to curve and it's going to mess you up. Okay. It's going to happen a lot. So left and right switches. But there's all sorts of other factors in here. There's wind. There's like greens are sloping. Oh, okay, we've got wind here on the right. The wind's coming behind you, so it's going to push the ball a little further than 300. All right. If you hit it all on it. So we might go like, and we need to go 467. To get to the hole. So the little red dot on the left is where the hole is. Exactly. Dead Flip is all about games with balls. It doesn't have to be pinball. If you know what I mean. So, all right, Internet. Snowboarder. Can you see the hand cam? My Golden Tee? Oh, dude, it's a big story. I kind of built this thing. Oh, no, Golden Tee's on here. I shouldn't be talking about how I built it. I'm just kidding. Now, it was a 2010 machine, and I upgraded it to a 2016, and then I upgraded again to a 2017. Go 300, baby.
18:49
305. 3010. Oh, look at you, though. What do you mean, look at me? I earned all that. Shirts, you can't see you. Oh, I can't see my face. It's okay, you can see it later. Hold on, let me do this.
19:02
You got a scene for that? I just want to be able to show you. So I'm going to do this. I'll think of my time out soon.
19:12
You look great. Stop for a second. You look great. Okay. I like my little robo mask. We love ball. Four. What's up, AP? Those shoes. Yeah, man. You got some fire freaking shoes on.
19:25
Yeah, I'm not messing around here. So there's also like spins and stuff you can put on here too. Can you do a forward spin? You can. It's a roll. So when you hit the ground, it'll go a little further. But isn't that showing that it's rolling backwards?
19:36
No. Don't pay attention to that. Okay, got it. Yeah, that's the opposite side of the club, so it's confusing. Oh, it is. Opposite side of the ball. Never mind. I'm stupid. It doesn't matter. It's okay. There's all sorts of other things, too. You can move the tee around in the tee box, which is pretty cool. Check this out.
19:54
Oh, snap. And you can drop it somewhere, so I can drop it over here. How'd you do that? You hit the red button. Okay. And then when you hit drop it, boom, it puts me there. And it also now allows me to go. So you just bought yourself an extra foot. Not really. I was in the front anyway. Okay. I was just moving left and right. Pink golf ball. Wait. Wait until he hits it. Yeah, wait until he hits the ball. it's gonna blow your mind all right all right we're just gonna go some straight here i got some roll we're hitting the trackball with excessive force me in yeah don't hurt yourself as golden t will say probably do not please be safe your hand sparklies sparkly all right so you smoked me now was that because you had a better ball um i have different clubs too okay so and i hit it really hard 158 is exactly where the hole is Yeah, and that's exactly where your club's going to drop. It's not really. It's actually 157, but your club's going to go 158. I think this is a hole in two. Not really, because of wind, too.
20:51
Damn it. I would probably put a bite on that by hitting this. To bring it backwards? So it's going to kind of just land and stop. So backspin? No, bite.
20:58
Backspin's kind of aggressive. Wait, how do I? Cancel the hitting that. Yep. Okay. Bite. Got it. Then just kind of hit it good. Check this out. Hit it good and straight. Good and straight.
21:09
Good and straight. I'll get there. Oh, no, you hit it hard enough. What? What do you mean I didn't hit it hard enough? Just slam it, dude.
21:18
It actually depends on how much meat you give it. It's all analog, dude. I did not realize. It's all 100% analog. Gotta give it the meat. This is why I love this video game, because it's a video game that's still analog like a pinball. Okay. Analog. Okay. I expected a plaid golfer outfit. I gotta earn it. I know. So check this piece out. I got backspin, which is pretty hardcore. Jack needs meat. And see if I, like, lay off this just a little bit. Oh, God.
21:47
See if I just hit that nice and gentle. Yeah, I kind of hit it gentle, but that... Wait, how did you hit it gentle, but you still got that? Because my club was, like, up there. It was, like, super far away. See this? This is going to be tough. You're going to want to backspin that.
22:01
And then you going to want to You going to want to do So you going to want to pull it back only like quarter of the way Oh okay go Yeah there you go 45 is like what you gonna do Wait wait not too far Hit spin hit spin hit spin Reset. Now only pull it back, because you're going from here to here, and this is like 100%. So like there, now hit it like forward pretty good. There you go. Spin back, baby. Spin back. Man, that's pretty good. Boop!
22:26
Analog. Straight in, dude, straight in. Check this out. So the green's showing you... Do I have to pull back at all? You don't have to, no.
22:33
Straight in. Swoosh. Get it? Yo, 50 points. 50 points, dude. In your face. I need golf.
22:45
So you're doing better than me, but your score is worse than mine. Jaded, thank you for the 25 bits, dude. I love you. 25 bits? 25 bitties. Oh, yeah.
22:56
All right, let's drop this down so I can see everything that's happening. Up at the tee. golfer two up at the tee all right that's my robo face internet yo red thanks for the biddies jeez that bird listen hole in one i better see some donations rolling in jk not jk 25 bits to pay for new clothes for your golfer oh jesus you almost that was not what i wanted HIO baby.
23:24
So where's the hole? This white dot? The red dot. So I hit this. And then I hit this. Play TNA music in the background.
23:40
That'd probably get annoying. What's this doing? That's teeing you up like high, medium, low. So if you tee it up high, it's going to go high. and like the wind is going to affect it more. If you keep it low, it's going to stay low. So you want like a medium. Medium. I'd leave it on medium. I wouldn't start screwing with that stuff until you get a little better at it.
23:58
How do I get back to moving my T around? I did it already. Oh, you did it already? You can't. You can only do it once. Okay, cool. Yeah, so you got to hit that pretty damn hard because that's like the maximum it's going to go. Can I come at it from the side? Sure. Whatever you want to do, man.
24:12
Oh, God. You changed the club. I did it. Welcome aboard, Tex. Hit. What's a gal?
24:18
Yo! Oh, skip Natty for 14 months in a row. What's a golf? Flippers and butts up, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, here we go. Holy crap, is it time for me to resub?
24:28
Do it. Oh, no, it curved a little bit. I don't know if this is going to make it, Jim. Wait. Not what he needed. So what happens in the water? So it's a shot penalty. You get one strip penalty. But. It drops you on the green. Okay, okay. Close to it. So it's up two, so straight in.
24:48
Yeah, straight in, dude. Straight. Oh, jeez. Nice. Scooch. There you have it, folks. Call for two. Putting for... So I took three strokes on that. Oh, my God. Tits and boots. What's up, tits and boots?
25:06
Okay. So we did the same on that one. We did the same. So, uh... What the hell? What? Handicap? Ready? Okay.
25:21
You're up, baby. What do we got going on here? Water is a two-stroke penalty? Two-stroke penalty? Nah, it's just like a one-stroke. It's one in, one out. Okay. You know.
25:32
Yeah, I guess that's two. Where are you? I guess that's two. I'm at Scott's place. This is Scott Denisey, the brainchild of total nuclear annihilation. I do things and stuff.
25:44
The hottest new game on the market. So are you going to, like, curvy? No, I'm just going straight. Now, you're jamming your hand on that thing. Yeah, that's okay. It doesn't hurt. Okay. You're not going to break the machine. Okay. You should see it. These things are built for drunk people.
26:01
I like it. So I want to hit this. You need a forward spin. Yeah, I'm forgetting. Okay, I've got to keep hitting it.
26:14
Roll. Got it. So we're good. Yeah, but you've got a five-mile-hour wind in your face, so if you want to move your tee over that way a little bit, stay away from that water. I would do that. I would scoot that over. There you go. Because it's okay. Yeah, and then stick it there. And then I would put that on low tee height so it stays low so the wind doesn't hit it all hard. Dude, what a boss. What a boss. Yeah, we're in Scott's basement.
26:40
Now, does it matter if I let this, like, sit like this? No. unless golden tea knows something i don't maybe golden tea can hop in here and uh give you some tips because i'm not that great why did mine suck over one i don't think you hit it that hard this is me oh it is you what am i doing i got the thing i'm like looking at the next shot i'm like okay um i like this the wind's blowing to the right so i might want to move left a little i can't move now but i might yeah but you can like see this like so now here's where this comes in handy okay this is interesting i wouldn't here let's let's switch over to this you guys can see what's going here see what's going on okay so there's different moves here that you can see i could live there right tits and bits so uh back and then what's two mean two is this so b2 so b2 okay right like if you wanted to curve it like crazy this c1 or like a1 right that would be like A and then one that way. You do bam and then you just... Oh, I see, I see. It's really crazy. And then it goes off the club this way and then goes that way. Oh, damn. It's really hard to control, but it's awesome. You can do this stuff with A3, and you can do any variant in between that. So just a tiny bit of A, tiny bit of three. Golden T says, try hitting an A1 or C3 to get more distance on drives. A1 or C3, really?
28:02
A1 or C3. it gives you distance on drives really i guess uh i mean i'll try it right now be careful so it don't don't yeah but that's huge do a little bit wait do a little ac like a1 do a tiny bit a1 what is that you mean steak sauce yeah steak sauce tiny bit what do you mean tiny bit though like hold on like so yeah no i'm ready I'm going to check this. Check this. Well, actually, we'll do it like. Yeah. So a full A would be like this, right? Yeah. A little bit of A would be like this. Okay. Like one would be a full A1. Don't go full A1 this shot. Try an A2. A1. A2. Okay. So full A and then a two. Yeah. Okay. Full A and then not full A maybe. Maybe like halfway between A and A. Yeah. I'm going full A, baby. Full A, dude. Just do it. Full A. Oh, I got it. Switching clubs. I did it. Too much A.
28:59
Too much A. Now back it up a little bit. I'm hitting it a little. God, my fat hand. You're A in like full blast. Okay, there you go. Now to it.
29:17
Whoa! Don't make me wet! I don't understand. Can you play Mortal Kombat on this? Yes. Sometimes. It's really uncomfortable.
29:34
Story of Jack's life. Did you go high on that? No, I just... I did one of these. I did a tiny bit of C2. This will test his sand skills. You know what? You say that to me. Say that to me one more time.
29:48
Check out my sand skills. You hear that monkey? You guys hear that monkey? Monkey's getting crazy in the woods.
29:58
Boop. Not bad, not bad. No, it's fine. It's fine. Just stay there. Nice. Yeah, boop. I'm in trouble.
30:10
I'm in a little trouble here. Yo, EP the Geek, what's up, dude? I'm in some trouble. Wait, EP, you were the gentleman that reprogrammed the Iron Man, right? Oh, jeez.
30:24
Okay, that was good. That was good. Yo, you're green, boy. Yeah. Yo, Pixelator, thanks for the 100 biddies, dude. Eric's on here? Making that booty clap. Eric, love you, buddy. This machine is definitely fire. Eric likes gals. Oh, this is you, baby. Eric likes gals.
30:37
That was the monkey cheerleaders? Oh, man. All right, all right. Okay. Back again to golfer one.
30:49
Hit some bits. Now what does help do? I don't know. Hit it. Nothing. You can hold it and it makes it go up. Oh, okay. Let's see here.
31:02
You want the... I don't know. I'd probably just putt that, to tell you the truth. Yeah. Just hit it good. I'm just going to give it a hard putt. Hard putt, internet. Hard putt. Up straight in. Poop!
31:11
One more. Oh, jeez. It's slipping. Poop! Who needs a putter? Wait. Who needs a putter? Did I not use a putter? You used a putter.
31:22
Bug report. Jack's guy looks like a dweeb. He does. Your golfer guy is rad. Jack's looks like a dweeb. Rude. Totally rude. We need Golden T and Chad to call the higher-ups.
31:38
Yeah, call the higher-ups. Someone at Incredible Technologies has to hook me up with the outfit. Let's go.
31:45
If it's all IT gear, let's do it. Can my putter be a pool stick with a cell phone taped to the bottom?
31:56
Listen, I'm just giving you ideas here. Just giving you ideas here. So you rotated your dude. Yeah, I'm going to do something weird. I'm probably going to hit a tree. You're going to go through the trees? Yeah, probably.
32:08
Was that an A2? That was an A1. So that actually did some good. It did some good. A hockey stick for putting. So what happens if I use a putter here? No pool stick yet though That would be cool though Okay so A1 Play golf with the plungers How do I know if that was A? Because A is right there Yeah but does it know? Just reset Hit spin again and try it again That's A Look at that right through the trees Oh It touched a leaf You son of a bitch.
32:48
It's being a douchebag. All right, I got this. Oh, yeah. Golden Tee Caddy app. Get a custom putter. There are custom putters. No pool stick yet, though. You got it, Golden Tee. Thanks. All right. We're just going ham on this. Yeah, just smash it. And also...
33:05
Yeah. I don't know about roll. I'll probably just leave nothing on. Just smash it. Back first. Do it. forward please nice you really jam your fingers oh come on your games busted dude this is a I can't see my shot honestly I could see I could see why this game was popular in bars oh my god what kind of beer do we have on tap tonight I'm drinking a Corona oh come on come on oh come on scoop and sand and water okay so pro tip our tip swing softer for shorter shots okay Son of a bitch!
34:04
What happened? I overswung. Son of a bitch! Swing a little bit. Oh, okay. Alright, alright, alright. Do I have like 30 strokes now? I think I'm having a stroke.
34:24
I'm having a T. Question for Denisey. What does a cab and Golden Tee 17 cost? That would be a good question for Golden Tee. I think they're like $3,000.
34:36
But this one was a 2010 that I picked up that was all used and kind of broken. And then I just upgraded it. Because you can call up Incredible Technologies and they sell you upgrade kits. I've done it for two years in a row now. There you go. Because it's awesome.
34:51
Golf really brings out the salt and jack. Oh, I hit the pin. You can hit the pole? Yeah. I hit the pole if you know what I mean.
35:05
It's a little whatever. I swear to God. It's like a weird sweet beer. Yeah. Alright, you're up. Stud. This game. Jack knows how to hit the pole. If you know what I mean. Alright.
35:22
It killed you. You did too much. Plus four. That's fine. It's fine. First time playing this game. Come on. I got to get like a... Ready? Get to the team. It's over to you. Step up, dog. First time playing. What does just the 2017 upgrade run? Uh, Yahtzee. Um, that... Yo, Golden T. How much is the 2017 upgrade to a cabinet?
35:46
The power of Twitter, my friend. Alright, here we go. It's nothing. How did Gold T get wind of this Ding Dongs nonsense? Get there, get there, get there, get there, get there, get there. Oh, no. No, no, no. He drowned it, Peter. On T now. All right. Where's the wind? Oh, and the wind's working for us, too. It is, but, like, I got scared.
36:15
I get scared. So, we're doing this. Get the frick. It's not trouble, stop Did you backspin that piece? Yeah Oh, hell yeah Go, baby Come on Damn Woo This guy's magic around the green Stop Where's the crappy golf shirt? Sandbag You didn't see my Oh, you're gaining, you're gaining Let's go, baby You didn't see my sweet shirt I think I got a chihuahua on it.
36:57
Wait, can I show this sweet shirt? Hell yeah. We're going to be wearing it tomorrow. So, Internet, this is going to be on camera tomorrow, but I figured I'd show you now. Scott hooked me up with one.
37:09
It's from Terry and Margaret. T-shirts. All right, so that's the cool part. This is the best part, though.
37:23
That's so good. you had me at Whitewood. Those are for sale on Pinball Life right now. There you go.
37:32
A shameless plug. There's no shame. There's no shame, baby. Shameful plug. It's a shameful plug. Okay, so this looks sketchy. Here's what I'm going to do. Check this shit out, man.
37:44
I'm doing it. I'm going C3 on this business. Internet, you want to see the longest drive ever? this is going to go on YouTube just for being the best drive anyone's ever driven. Hit that toucan. Okay, you ready? Can I do that? Yeah, you can probably hit it. Pimp! I found a dead guy in the woods once here. Oh, that's a fun game.
38:14
I'm so mad. Okay, it doesn't matter. I think you did the wrong one. Oh, because it's curving that. Yeah, you went the wrong way. Shucks! You're not in the water. It's fine. Shucks!
38:27
I wanted A1, not C3. I'm such a ding-dong. I'm just going to hit it right here. Golden T-2018 now. You can pre-order for around $100 to upgrade from 2017. Nice. Yeah, I need to do that.
38:46
Goobers. Nice. Well done, buddy. That's a good way to start, Peter. Back to golfer one. Peter hey do you know who Peter is yo scary beard what's up Q landing in water screen I could say some really bad stuff about Peter so now we want c3 no you just hit it straight no dude c3 baby I find c3 and I want some roll price is wrong Bob I think he said bitch instead of Bob though oh it carried babies you get that rolling oh my god oh I got no chance of hitting that no way I'm just gonna go over here do you have like better clubs than I do not better They're just different. Okay.
39:42
Peter is Peter Jacobson, PGA Pro and GT Ambassador. Dude, golden tea with the knowledge, baby. Yo, golden tea, thanks for being here, bub. I do appreciate it. Yeah, I like the golden tea questions. I honestly, you being here is making this all frick. All right. I got this.
40:04
So what is the sand doing to me? It's going to slow your thing down, man. So I'm not going to make that shot. You've got to hit it really freaking hard. Or. You might want to club up a little bit. Just club up one.
40:15
There. That's good. That's enough. No, not too much. Too much. I don't know. See, I don't know. Don't listen to me because I'm going to tell you something that's going to be wrong. Yeah, that's usually how it works. Yeah. With anything. So, yeah, don't do that. Not just you in general. Yes.
40:30
Check this out. Y'all ready for this? Bum, bum, bum, bum. Oh. Oh, shit. Which one did you do, that one? Yeah, let's do one funny. Okay.
40:42
Yeah, Jackass. Oh, it's good. Did you backspin it? I didn't do anything to it. Okay. Stop running! My man.
40:53
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jack is just one of those people who can honestly play a game for like two hours and become a master. I love you, tits.
41:02
Yeah, there's something to that. Oh man, get there. Oh, that's not good. Scoop! Man, I've been undershooting my shots today. What? In the water. No! Oh!
41:15
You're not, you're not like... I'm not playing good today. Well, no, you're not playing bad on purpose, are you? No. You sold your golden T05 complete last year. Why would you do that? You think they turned it into a part player Simpsons? Oh, God. Absolutely happy to join in. It's fun. I do need to take off soon, by the way. You guys should reach out. Hell yeah. Rock and roll. Golden Tee. Nice.
41:40
Alright, so, um... Well, we're actually, like, super local. Probably did this guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're, like, right down the street. Incredible technology. Yeah, we're in Sleepy Hollow, which is not far at all. Yeah. Yo, Golden Tee, I'm from, yeah, I'm from Chicago, and we're in Sleepy Hollow at the moment. Uh, just kidding, Internet. Don't look us up. Oh, well, hmm. My personal account is Kevin M. Lindsey. Wait. Lindsay of the New Hampshire... Welcome aboard, Junior. Yo! Oh, yeah, dude. Jables, for 26 months in a row, thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing. Ladies and gentlemen, flip your butts up if you show some love in chat. We are playing Golden Tee all night.
42:19
All night. Watch this. Freaking buttholes, man. Freaking buttholes. All right. Play better, Scott.
42:34
Up two, left three. What am I doing? Straight in, straight in. I expect to hold one before the night is over.
42:47
Get parred on. Get parred on, baby. Oh, man. We are catching up. All right, check this. Wait, I have honors, ladies and gentlemen. Your friend Scott Denisey just started watching.
43:06
Yo, Juice Neutron. You should have nudged. It's true. Oh, you're not ready to reset? Where is this thing? It's all the way over there? Yeah, you probably got to lay up. But I don't know. You could probably scooch it around if you move your T.
43:24
Like come to the right? Yeah, if you move your T to the right. Yeah. But it kind of pulls it back a little bit. What the hell was that?
43:32
Scork. It's trying to fuck you up. That's all right. Scork. So I'm just going to go through the trees. Okay, Internet? This is going to blow y'all's mind. And we're going C3 on this business. I loved Golden Tee when I was seven. Hole in one or riot. Okay.
43:48
Yo, fingers crossed, baby. 225 yards. It's 153 yards to pin. No, you're supposed to, like, C3 around that, dude. That's what I'm going to do. Okay, sweet. Medium. The wind is pretty nutty, but we got this.
44:04
Watch this, Internet. Are you ready for the thrills Sauce it Will do JK See That the setup Here we go here we go
44:19
Three! Oh, shit! Mother! Is there just an invisible freaking wall there, dude? No, you hit a tree trunk, dude. There's no trees in this game. You got a tree trunk.
44:37
Huh? Into the drink. Huh? Son of a bitch. Huh? And the winner is the tree. Oh, sorry, dude. My bad, my bad. Oh, my God. How did you scoot? No, I didn't get through. I hit the thing. Did you just move further? No, I just seated around. I C3'd it. I C3'd it also. I C3'd it harder.
45:06
Did you C3 from there? Where are you C3? Why is it... why did it drop you there? No, I... over one more. And then I... I club up one more. Yeah, there. Yeah, that's good. 150. Put a backspin on that piece in case it hit the green. And then... do a C3. From here? Right there? I don't want to move over more? No, hit a C3. You can't move over anymore. Yes I can. I can... oh, I can't. You're right. Alright. Do it. Do it. Do it. poop That's weird. He's trimming the trees Jim. I'm gonna trim your face Once again, you know for two very like check versus the tree round two fight
45:52
All right, this is gonna do something weird are you are you a three no? Yeah, it did something weird the wind was really crazy on that green dope Yep. On the green, that'll work. Trees. That'll do. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, that's good.
46:11
Can you club down one more? Yeah. Sandwedge is the lowest you got. So I'm going to just punch. Bite, no backspin. Justin doesn't know what he's talking about. He's never played this game before. I'm going to punch this with the sandwedge. You're going to punch it? Right.
46:32
Justin, you need to come over. Stop, please. Go in the other direction. Did you backspin that piece?
46:42
Who even plays golf? A putter from this distance? I mean, yeah, watch this. Slam it, slam it, slam it. Scooch.
46:52
Almost got that. Oh, nice. There's actually, if you see on the left here, it shows you the lean or the grade. Yeah, that's awesome.
47:03
The Chihuahua and Scott's shirt. Yeah, the Chihuahua's sweet, dude. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. If Malf was only this easy in real life.
47:14
Go for one on the dance floor. Yo, the commentary. On the dance floor. Hope you're ready to go dancing. I better be plus three still. Plus six! Oh my god.
47:29
Am I winning? I've got four more, six more points in there. Yeah, so we get one. Eight more points on him. Yeah, that's fine.
47:38
Ooh. I'm getting crapped on here, kiddos. Wait, wait. And now Jack burns the machine down. Dong. Ding dong. Well, there's no trees in the way.
47:54
Ding dong is what it's called. That was just a straight up and down. Look at this. Oh, go in there. Look at this piece. Ooh, that was close. That was actually really close. From the tea box.
48:09
I bet you look good on the dance. Eight iron, full bite. I should have listened to these people. I should just start doing what they say.
48:21
Check this shit out. Oh, the wind's going that way? Yeah, the wind's going like... I'm a C3 this shit. Ba-pimp!
48:29
Ba-pimp. Watch this. Oh, God. I'm scared. Oh, God. Nailed it. Frick, that was a big spin. What the hell? Where are you going?
48:44
It's probably my shot again. Oh, that's makeable. Or not. Is there any way to, like, pop the ball up? No, you gotta go around it.
48:53
So... That's like two hits. Okay, watch this. It's not two hits. I'll show you. See? One. roll bitch roll you gotta be kidding me what is that gulf is hard man butt finesse more like it joke who needs butt finesse plus 7 I don't want to golf you. I'm the best.
49:33
I suck at this game. First up is Golfer 2. All right, Golfer 2. C9 putt. As in number. Golf with yourself. Golf yourself.
49:47
Call Tiger Woods. I'm going to try something crazy. I bet Tiger Woods sucks at this game. He probably does.
49:56
I'm going to do something crazy. Oh, yeah. Get there, you beast. He may not be what he wants. What do you mean he may not be what I want? It's exactly what I wanted. Nope. That managed to escape the danger. Go for one. You can't escape the danger.
50:10
I'm going right for the first one. Should I pull back on putting? Yeah, I always pull back on putting. I don't know. You don't have to, though, but someone told me you didn't have to.
50:20
Good luck with the rest of the stream. It was good talking to you, Golden T. All right, Golden T, thank you so much for being here, buddy. We'll see you soon. Yeah. Alright, I got an idea.
50:32
I love you, but you really suck at golf. I super suck at golf. Ready? Here we go. Back. Oh, you pimped it up there, dude. Hazard, Peter. Look out. No, it's fine. Hazard this. Thank you, dude.
50:51
That was great. Best freaking golfer in NA. Okay. Oh, thanks, Entron. Yeah, those podcasts. I sometimes just ramble about stuff. I don't know. I probably said something stupid in there somewhere. I love you, but you really suck at golf. Thanks, snowboarder.
51:09
Look at this. Does that suck? Oh, that does not suck. Does that suck? No. Oh, my God. Does that suck, you sumbitch? Look at that. Dude, gold T points.
51:19
Yeah. I got 8,702 points. Yeah, because, like, remember that time you got 50? No. Now you got 8,000. I don't understand. What's happening? It does things. How did I get... cool. There's just a trace of wind here, Jim. It's blowing in. Nice dude, I'm proud of you. Yay! Would love to know how those points are calculated. Me too. Yo, does this game make you sweaty? I feel like I'm getting hot. I'll turn the air conditioning on. Might have needed a little more mustard. Go, go, go, go. Mustard? Number two with a shot at eagle. What, really?
51:57
Dude, we both have a shot for eagle. You're going to make yours. Down two, right four. Oh, God, the plane went over right as I did that. Oh, I made it. You still got it. That plane, dude, that freaking plane. All right. Because I'm going downhill. No, you're going like, you got down. It's just easy in, easy in, easy in. Yes.
52:20
Bratisimo. Love that music. I'm only three. Oh, that was it? No, that was nine. We got nine more. Oh, my God. This is, uh, this game... With honors, it's go for two. Yo, get honored, bro. Oh, God. Might have needed a little more steak sauce. Need some mustard. Some of that A1, baby.
52:47
Pecock. I feel like that's going to hit a tree. That is going to hit a tree. I feel like that's going to hit a tree. I'm going to have to... What's this shit? What's this build a ball stuff? That's the pink balls that I built.
53:01
I want a pink ball. You gotta go on the Golden Tee app and get it. Golden Tee's gone. We can say what we want now. Never made it through a whole 18 before? Well, we're about to figure it out.
53:16
Ah, you son of a beehive. And now the tee shot of golfer one. Did you A1 that? I, uh, whatever one was the other thing. Yeah, A1.
53:32
It was just too not correct. Yeah, do it. Yeah, probably straight ahead. But I'm going to A1 it. Because steak sauce. Yeah. I think steak sauce, I'm hungry. Yeah, I'm pretty hungry too. Um, steak sauce the boss. Alright, we're going to A1 this shit. A. Oh, freaking buttholes.
53:59
Are you a pizza guy? I like that. I might be not pizza-ing, but I can eat the top off of a pizza. No, we'll get Mexican. Yeah, let's get Mexican.
54:13
I'm up all night to get lucky. What kind of Mexican food do you want? Anything. I can eat a burrito. It's thinner than a pizza crust. Okay. A1. It's a-freaking-if you adjust it one more time, I swear to God. Wait, where is this hole? Okay. Taco Bell. Yes, we'll go to Taco Bell. If you-I swear-internet. that was the perfect shot freaking stop rolling all right we good boys we good um the wind is pretty crappy so we're good where is this hole because rice and tortillas don't have carbs.
55:09
Bread carbs are different than rice carbs. We're just going to go ham. Ham! Oh, look at that. Give me some freaking points or something. Get it. Get it. Get it. Nope. How do you get points in this game? I don't know.
55:35
everything to the left. No way, dude. That was a full stroke. Back and forth. Mm-hmm. Uh, Internet, thank you for hanging out. I know, obviously, this isn't pinball, but here we are.
55:50
Yay. Down three. Left one. Big putt. Going in the hole. Oh! Whoa. How about that piece? What is this down three, lieutenant, 12 crap you're talking about. Down three, left two.
56:08
Down two, left two. I want to go this way. Just a tiny bit. Yep. Burn it! It's analog, dude. Analog. Burn it!
56:17
When is Scott going pro? I'm going pro. Nice, dude. You want to see someone who's good? You're sucking, dude. No, you want to see someone who's really good at this, dude? We've got to get Gavin over here. Where is that guy? Oh, Gavin's a pro? Yeah, call him up. Yo, SLC, what's up? I like golden tea before pinball. There you go, man. Are we calling Gavin? Yeah, I'm going to call Gavin. All right, let's do it. Yo, we got to get Gavin in here. This will turn a...
56:41
So it's been one hour so far. It's going to be like an hour 15, hour 20 to get through all 18 holes. With three players, that's going to take even longer. It's going to be great.
56:55
I bet you... It's you up, by the way. Oh, you're talking to Gavin. I'm going to try and get Gavin on the phone. All right, hold on.
57:02
We're currently hanging out in Scotts Bay. Gavin! Hey, are you sleeping? No? Hey, are you at home? Are you sleeping?
57:14
No? Oh, are you? Oh, crap, because we're playing Golden Key right now. On the internet. On the internets.
57:24
Yeah. Yeah, we took over Jack's channel and we put Golden Key on it. Everyone's all mad. What time are you done with that thing?
57:40
Yeah We need more Borat Cool You want to come over? Put the name on Oh, lame Kevin! Make money later, dude Roll Check this out Lol, about to say you were looking goth dude from the South Park with those bangs. Thanks, tits.
58:09
I want to die. Should we go? You know what? I got an idea. We're going to take a chance. Are you ready for this?
58:26
Shit. I got to stop doing that. Oh my god, my life. Please. What am I doing wrong? Alright, man, see ya. Yeah.
58:41
I can't. Totally. Alright, man, see ya. This doesn't look good. Stop in the sand! Go for two. Dude, so A1 and C3 do make the ball go further. Yeah, I saw that. That's weird. I didn't know that. dude golden tea with the freaking tips you know man look at this yo you're going i want to see i want to see if i can freaking a1 around these trees dude watch this around that tree that's okay that was it though crazy far dude so i'm just going straight up the butt here but the wind is going right a little bit.
59:29
We're going straight up the beehive. 10 miles an hour is a lot, right? Yeah, it's kind of a lot. I'm going to get some food. Do you want a burrito? Yeah, do me up, man. Steak me up, daddy.
59:46
Slow down your backstroke. We're going to A1 this again. A. Does it have the distance? Stop. Number two is up.
60:09
Damn it! Did you say that to the steak food guy? I said no semen on our food. I love you. I mean... What are you going to do? Please, no semen on our food. I did that one time in college. I was in the dorms the freshman year, and this girl who lived down the hall, we were ordering a bunch of food. We were ordering Chinese food, actually, and it wasn't delivered yet. So I called back, and you don't usually call back and be like, hey, where's my food? That's not good.
60:47
But I called back, and what I did was I hung the phone up. I'm like, oh, thank you, thank you. I was being really polite. and then I clicked the phone off with my finger and it hung up. And I'm like, oh, wait, before you go, I'm like, can you just make sure there's no semen on our food? No semen, please. That'd be great. And I'm like, okay, thank you, thank you. And she was so mad. She's like, now they're going to put semen on it. I'm like, I don't think so. But okay.
61:11
No semen. Please, please no semen. What are the health risks for shopping out a barn pin? Wow. So if you start disturbing a bunch of rat poop, That can actually hurt your bod. Yeah, mouse poo is not good either. So six up, so it's leaning towards me. Yeah, it's like, meh. So you're almost pretty much straight in.
61:34
Poop. Ah, shit. All for one. Okay, this is easy. Done. Bogey. They call me 11-foot putt.
61:47
How much is extra semen, though? probably costs. They give it to you at cost. Oh my god, dude. Scores with HDCP. That's handicap. It tells you if I'm doing better or worse than I usually do. Oh, nice.
62:08
So I should have worn a mask yesterday. Is that what you're saying? Absolutely, SLC. Straight up to this kid, huh? That's not good. Yeah. But the wind didn't do shit. I thought it was the wind. The wind didn't do anything. So B1 is not even... Oh, why would B1 arc it that way? I don't know.
62:37
I don't use B1 or B3. I never do that. I don't know why. We're going to B3. No, we're not going to B3. We're going to C3. This is going to be the greatest thing I've ever done With 150 Internet, cross your butts Here we go Si Press Oh wow It's fine, it's fine It's fine Short backswing like this what is this monkey noise all right straight up and down don't blow it and failed Oh!
63:45
Stuffing things. I do not know how to play this game. Did you see that? Golfer one. It's a five. Golfer one. Two bugs. Was that all 18? Because they're playing that music? It's like a... I don't know, man. It's like a drone base. This is where I come back.
64:11
I'm getting nothing but holes in one from now on. 14 mile an hour wind. Down seven. With you? Sort of with you. Oh, God. Home court advantage. Total Denise-y bullshit. This is going to be really not good. This is going to be not good. Get up there, and it's not going to go up there. It's going in the water.
64:29
Total Denise-y bullshit. Totally yes, dude. But you're on the grain. I am. We're C3-ing this, Internet.
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Are you ready for a ball in one hole? Here comes the ball in two holes. This is it. Let's make sure I get the curve right. I have been drinking, so we want C3. Okay. This is it. The win.
65:03
C. I hope he makes it. Did you volunteer to hold it? Woo! Oh, Jesus. So we got to chip this thing hard. Yeah, you guys did it pretty good.
65:29
I needed more of the back. Yeah, the back wasn't full. So this thing... Yeah, it's going to kind of cruise to the left.
65:42
Nice shot. Nailed it. That was good, though. Nailed it. That's pretty good. Called it. Nailed it. Chick really likes to play with his ball in the sand. Come on.
65:52
How did you shoot it? Yeah, just kind of... I did like a... You did like a... I forget that you have to... Okay. Mix it back and forth straight like that. Just kind of mix it that way. That took a lot though. I nailed it though. Yeah. Yo, plus eight points. I'm nailing it. Na na na na na na No cheat codes allowed Is there a cheat code Yeah watch this Oh damn Number two on damn So you have negative eight I have positive eight That fine
66:24
What's, like, the worst score? I don't know. Is there a score that you get where the game's just like, we're done keeping track?
66:32
Like, 13? I'm not sure. Plus 13. Oh, man. I don't think I can hit this. The win... Yeah, with a... Wait, the guy said... With an A1. He said A1. He said A1 and it'll go further. If it hits, it's gonna hit.
66:51
It didn't go further. It just went over there crooked. Oh! You see that skip? That's my starfish over there. That almost hit a starfish. Dude, I almost seriously cranked the starfish. That sounds really gross.
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Girl! I'm gonna crank that starfish, girl. Yo, the internet doesn't give a shit. So, A1. That's how steak is done.
67:18
Welcome aboard, kid. Yo, Lord Squeak for 27 months. No, it's a week. I like that guy. Thank you for maintaining your membership to the league. You're amazing ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. No good gophers. Pretty close.
67:32
I, my finger slipped and I put nothing on that. Oh. So what do you got to do here? Hit trees? I'm just going to go through it, man. Do it. Straight up, man. Boom. Oh dude, look at that! Holy shit. That's pretty solid for them. Oh baby. Look at that starfish, you guys. There's a pink starfish.
67:58
Juck's character needs a man bun. I wish... You know, realistically, I bet we can get some free golden tea stuff in here. I think there needs to be a dead flip skin somewhere around here. That would be crazy. We need a silver ball. Okay. A silver ball. We need the golfer to be wearing a dead flip t-shirt or hoodie. All right.
68:24
And cargo shorts, because that's the pant of the pinball player. Golfer one. The pant of the pinball player.
68:34
Check this out. Freaking hole, dude. That felt... Stop rolling, idiot. Golfer one. Holding a putter. Yes. What? I'm holding it.
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Get ready. Golfer announcer saying obvious things. I'm going to start narrating him. Human player holding golf club. Cargo shorts are great because they can hold lots of quarter rolls.
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It's true. It hurts my knees. Cargo shorts? Quarter rolls? No. Quarter rolls are good, though. In a fight, you can have them in your hand. You won't break your hand. That's right. Wait. No, not that, not that. No, that's bad.
69:18
And the virtual golfer gets it before we do. Oh, the dead flip hoodie? I just want to put dead flip crap in every game I come across. There's going to be dead flip stuff coming to a behemoth game near you. Look at this. All right. Climp, climp, climp, climp. Does every hole have the ability to get a hole in one? No, you can't. No.
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Like... Like that? I don't know. No. Like par 5. Like right there. Right there. A1. I've seen some crazy crap though. Like right there.
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A1. Check this shit out. Steak sauce. Steak sauce? They've got Tangle up in the lead. You son of a bitch!
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That's me again Alright, steak sauce No, we're going straight up the biscuit here More trees? Alright, we're gonna A1 this Again Where do the trees go?
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Trees! What? Why did that go? Come in, dude No, it's safe It was in the water What the hell are they doing? Golden Tee.
70:44
Jack loves the trees. Just send me that dead flip hat and I'll shut up about merch. SLC. Double danger will make them. I just gotta pull the trigger on getting the right half. Over to golfer one. Dude looks like he could be snapped in half. Ribbit. Yo, check this shit out. High score.
71:07
The freaking wind in this game. That's not what he was looking for. There's a person in the background. Oh!
71:15
Where's this slope? This way? See if you can chip that. Change your club. See if you can change your club. Oh, yeah, nice.
71:24
Right there. Dude, that's a driver. That's going 60 yards if you hit it full out. It's going up there.
71:33
Oh, my God. What is happening? Hold on, I got an idea. Watch this. You ready for the coolest shit? c3 i'm gonna make it happen the mail that one repairs but not terrible I can't play video games, man. They frustrate me too much. What?
72:13
Jesus. Number one, preparing to putt. Sorry. Number two, prepares to putt. Oh my god. Should have wedged it. That's in the cup. Oh my god.
72:30
Oh, I shit the bed too hard. What, did it stop you? Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, man, this one. What the hell is this?
72:46
I love you, Jack, but this is painful, SLC. Thanks, dude. You mean my gameplay or just the idea of playing golf on stream? Because I think this is fun, man.
72:58
I mean, I'm angry. Let's watch the t-shirt Look I can go right To where your ball is Yeah but the wind Is going to crank it over That's where I aimed And went like way The hell over there Oh really Yeah Watch this Oh A1 baby A1 Makes it go further Ready Oh Did you backspin it? No.
73:39
Yeah, you better clap, idiots. I'm incredible. Right ten degrees. Golf in real life is this frustrating?
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If you get this... Oh my god! You almost had that, though. You almost had that. So, 10 degrees. I just moved the left one.
74:05
Yeah, I did that and I just hit it straight. Not really hard, though. Oh, not really hard, thanks. Yeah. Oh my god.
74:12
Alright, so check this out. Wait, what the shit is this? Oh, shit. How are you supposed to do this? You gotta hit it like...
74:21
Why would I? Peter! Dude, this guy... I swear to god. Oh my god. I swear to God. How are you supposed to do that? I don't know. Yeah, get it in there.
74:36
Could you chub... Chub? Oh, club up. Chub up. Chub up, dude. I'm not chubbing enough. 87-02. Hole 17. If there was a video feature on this game of a golfer drinking PBR on the green though, right?
75:02
Can I just be like on the sideline and I have to like do this to get the beer in my mouth? Keep going, ball.
75:09
Keep going, ball. The wind wants that. Yeah, you gotta find the green though. You can hit that green direct. I did one of these, C2, so that it went straight up the club and it started trying to fight the wind as it was trying to pull it. Yeah. So it kind of went straight. I like it.
75:29
It's safer to club up. Worst case, you overshoot it. You mean, wait, to go further? I used that club. I used the club that you were just on, but I hit it pretty fucking hard.
75:41
Cool. You freaking turd. How do I... Okay, it doesn't matter. We're doing great. Did you know rolling the ball after you shoot... Oh my god, I'm doing terrible.
76:16
Keep rolling. Up six, right seven. Oh, God. What the hell? I felt that, too. I was getting a little stuck. Something funky going on with this track bar. Is it melting?
76:32
There is smoke. I just saw smoke, I thought. Never mind. Maybe not. This is hot. You can see heat lines coming out. I'm going to take that out. Yo, tits and bits with a hundred booties. Thank you for the bits. I'm you play T oh man I stood at the light bulb yeah a piece something here we're here the blue light is too hot right now like all kiddos we need to put like a weird LED in there something are you know I got love tips and bits all got My thing, I just screwed my thing by tucking my thing. Up seven, right five. I got them on my... Oh, man. I got bold in my eyes. I know, I can't see now.
77:27
With a boogie putt. Plus 16, get it. Oh, my God. So basically, that's telling me that I'm playing one better than I usually play. Oh, nice. So no hold barred, man.
77:45
Jack always breaks a game on stream. Yes, I do. He's playing it safe. Oh, that wind is carrying, dog. Yeah, it's kind of moving it.
77:56
Fairway, Jimmy. Number one. That'll add to everything. He's up on the closing hole. Yo, close your hole.
78:05
Watch this. I told the lady on the phone that I loved her, though, I did hear you say you love her.
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Now, I heard a... Yeah, it's probably just some crap in there. Thanks. There's just some crap in there.
78:25
Play the thumb on the right. Okay, so there's trees in the way, but yellow. Because we're going to swip it around, baby. Swip it? Oh, it's just hole 18. Holy shit. C3. Check this shit out.
78:41
See, it's... It's okay. Was that the noise of it hitting the leaves? No. Most ridiculous thing with a crazy price tag you absolutely don't need. Butter edition cabinet. Yeah.
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Interior cabinet graphics. 50 bucks. Wait, what are you talking about? Jack asked Denise if I could find all the info and options in the interwebs for TNA. Plug, plug, plug. uh what do you want to know about i'll just tell you
79:16
what is that butter edition cabinet what is it it's a uh it's a clear coated cabinet so basically they print directly on the wood yeah so they like they print directly onto the cabinet and then they clear coat it with automotive clear coat that's awesome it's pretty awesome but it's It's, like, ridiculous.
79:36
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yes. Oh. Backspin. What? Drink. Poop. Heard you sold over 200 already. Nice.
79:51
Jack, when you talk techie, it's cute. Aw. Oh, my God. What if I just shoot in the water over there? Oh, the upgrades are, like, the plastic protectors and the interior panels, the interior graphic things. There's also, they can factory install the shaker and knocker kit. Nice, dude. Yes. Hard to me.
80:17
I'm thinking about getting it. It's pretty cool. Do it, Rush Fran. Hell yeah. Which thing? The butter edition?
80:23
So, you know, like, cabinet decals are printed on, you know, pretty expensive printers. Yeah. But, like, when they put the actual cabinet into a printer. Under the printer, yeah. It's a $100,000 printer. Like, that... Like, it's just... It's crazy. I'm not trying to upsell it at all, but holy crap, dude. No, it's awesome. That's some serious junk. I like cream cheese edition. It's like... It's all... If you know what I'm saying. If you know what I'm making.
80:52
Oh, man. All right. We got this, baby. Good job upselling. Rush Fanel, everybody. Nicely done. Oh, hey, Dave. Yo, Dave! Guys, have you met Dave?
81:06
Dave? That's Dave. Dave, what are you doing? What's up, bud? What are you doing, Dave? Sorry, dude. Yo, tits and bits.
81:21
I can't believe it's not butter edition. Oh my god. Oh, that was it. So, I had plus 16. You had negative 9.
81:31
Personal best. Yeah. I'm in the bronze bracket. Yeah, me too. Most birdies, most eagles. No, you did. Eagles are better. So, okay. These points. Oh, these are all your stats. So, these points. What allows me to buy new gear? Money.
81:50
Like, physical cash? Yeah, you gotta, like, pay him five bucks. You gotta load five dollars into your account.
81:58
Golden T, hook me up. Golden T, not here. I will never play this game again unless you give me stuff right now. Right now. Like right this second. Put it in the machine right now.
82:11
There's your guy. Oh, look at my guy. My guy can be like three dogs standing on each other with a trench coat. JD, you ever golf IRL? Never in my life. I think I held a golf club once to like swat at a moose in Canada.
82:28
All right. Damn. Funny story, my buddy Jay, he accidentally got good at golf because he figured out that he could pay money to go play golf and just drive the golf carts around. He would call it going golf carting, but he ended up accidentally learning how to play golf. Welcome aboard, Tex. Yo, ho, Melchior. Welcome back to the league. You're amazing, ladies and gentlemen. Flippers and butts up. Show some love in chat. Melchior, how's it going, buddy? Thank you, boss.
83:00
Nice. I took a putt-putt on the real course once. Nice. That sucks. A putt-putt? Never again would happen. Does that mean, like, do you know what I mean, or what? Real golf is the best. It's relaxing AF. I mean, I thought people said it was frustrating.
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Are these us playing? Yes. What do you think about those sparkles? I want a sparkle. Cost $10. No, I'm just kidding. It cost like a dollar. It's all good, Milky Orr. Welcome back, bud. On behalf of the entire Golden Tee Golf team, this is Jim Nance. Thank you for playing Golden Tee Golf. Jim Nance. Jim, you crazy? I paid for mini golf and went on a real course. It didn't work well. Okay.
83:46
Yo, look at this. Incredible technologies. Oh, yeah. It's incredible, all right. Pimp. Pimp. Snip. In your face. Well, do you want to give it one more go? Or what are you feeling? Are you done? Yeah. You done playing? I went to Jack and Scott's in the 80s garb dressed up like Max Headroom on the cabinet art for TNA. Okay. We can make it work. I don't know if we can do that. You want Jack and Scott in the 80s garb? I don't have Max Headroom clothes. Like you and I, I think we could... I might have a Max Headroom shirt, actually.
84:22
Okay. Max Headroom. Yeah. MTV guy, remember that guy? You can have a... Oh, hey. Do you see a mask? Dude, there's all sorts of stuff. Use your little app thing and then show people I don't want to download anything Well there's your problem Tits and boots It's a huge waste of water But Who's a waste of water?
84:47
What? Playing golf cards? What? Mini golf? Mini golf landscaping is a huge waste of water 76 hats, 76 tops, 75... 75 something. You couldn't come up with one more shirt?
85:08
Oh, wait, 60 shoes. What is that? Whoa. Some scary crap on here. Unlimited combos. Well, I guarantee you there is a limit. There is 100% a limit to that. Someone do that math, please, really quick. Yeah, you can easily do it. Yep. 76, 76, 75, 60. Yeah, it's not just as easy as multiplying them. There's kind of factorials and crap in there. They should have a picnic parties as golf course. Excuse you, you own like five shirts. Shut your mouth. Like, I own five real shirts.
85:41
Yeah. Five real shirts. Well, yeah. Internet, thanks. Thanks for coming. This was golden tea. Gold in tea. It was gold. One round of 18 holes took just about two hours.
86:02
That's kind of crazy. Yeah. So we started at 520. It is now 645. So an hour and a half. Hour and a half. Ish.
86:13
Fight me. Bag body. Big boy. Nobody yet. Nobody yet.com. Who's nobody yet? All of the humans. But I had a great shot. You did. Yeah, you had a great shot point. Well, then why the hell didn't it... Well, because it's like... Well, what do the points do? I don't know. Nothing. That isn't the currency, though? No, it's not the currency. I wish it was. That would be amazing. Let's play fetch with Dave. All right, Dave. Dave, what do you want? Yo, there's a cat here, too.
86:40
Look at that cat. You like it? They're super chill, though. You probably didn't want them. You like it? They're happy.
86:51
Dave's like, screw you. He's like, I don't want to play. Yeah, I'm busy, guys. I don't want to be part of your show. No one cares about the cat, Jack. Whoa.
87:02
Rude. Oh, yeah. Scott and Dave, everybody. That's a good boy. That's my best friend. You are my best friend through thick and thin. Tiebreaker? What do you mean? He won. There's no tie. Tiebreaker time. All right, kiddos, have a wonderful night. I'll see you tomorrow for the Jetsons and Total Nuclear Annihilation stream. It's going to be fantastic. Scott's going to be there. A lot of the spooky crew are going to be there. It starts at 5. We're going to spend the first hour on Jetsons and then the rest of the drunken evening on TNA,
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if you know what I'm talking about, if you know what I'm saying. If you know what I'm saying. If you know what I mean, if you know what I'm saying. All right, I love you. have a good one if you can't tell back there that's the original tna game that's what scott built and that's what uh spooky saw and that is where the idea came from it's pretty cool all right kiddos be good and be good to each other i'll see you tomorrow good night click click click and things and stuff yeah tits tits and ass and things things and stuff nuclear stuff Annihilation. Peace out.