All right, we got a Pimple sign. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Why am I confused right now? There we go. How nice for you to dream to keep things interesting. Hi, MPT3K here. We're playing Snow Derby. We're playing an EM again. Something about EMs. Something about EMs. And I'm actually playing around with deck board right now. 10.1.10. What was that? Are we on? We are on. Entertain people. Oh, hey, welcome to NBC3K and Audrey. It is beanie season, therefore we're playing snow derby. Wow. Because it's so cold in here. Hey, I got it working. Are you proud? Is that good? Did I entertain enough? That was terrific. All right, bye. That's the end of our stream. That's the end of our stream. My head looks weird in a beanie. Look at how oval-y it looks. You look terrific. I think I'm not wearing the beanie correctly. You know how some people wear beanies and they're all cute and slouchy? Yeah. Actually, I don't need to even move that. I can put that there. So I have this. I'm using deck board. You don't care about deck board. Yeah, I don't care. But you can tell those people. You just care about pinball. All right, watch this. I'm going to press this button here. Can you believe you said that sentence? When would you ever say that sentence about me? You don't care about dick. We just care about pinball And it's gonna go Wow Control OBS from my phone. We didn't plan this cute matching outfit I don't think it looks as good as okay. Mine's really big. So you have to why it's not as big Did I give this sweater to you? Yes you did So what I wear clothes that was given to me by my friend. Um, Snow Derby. Okay. So what happened? What happened? We were here the other day. We were playing games. This caught on fire. It did. Your friend was... Oh, I gotta clean the glass. Go clean the glass. I can get a thing to clean the glass. Tell them what happened. Okay, what happened was we were playing a bunch of games, then we came into the EM room because I like how Coleman is in here, and we haven't played Snow Derby, and I was intrigued because it's only a two-player game, and we didn't know how any of the rules went. So we start playing, and we're like, what's going on? I don't know. And then we figured out, you know, the thing's light when it's time, and the flippers are tiny, and it's really fun, and it's really cute, and it's easy to remember and learn. So I wanted to play it today, because then it's only me and Manu playing, and no one else. So, yeah, that was the story. Did you start? And that's how he lost his leg. Oh, God, there's nothing in here. Yeah, it is. It's really almost empty. Taking a picture of this. What are we going to do? I don't know. Well, people are here to watch you clean. Yeah, I do this all the time. No, I save this for the stream all the time. Oh. It's entertaining. No one's on. No one's on. Did you even tell anybody? And I don't market. I know you don't market, but apparently you should. How do you eat groceries? Put it on the phone. Want to start off with two? This is the glass cleaner you always should use, by the way. No Windex, ever. I didn't know that. This is it. This is it right here. Okay, I'm going to start. Simonia Free. Rules. Oh, my God. I can tell them the rules for once. All right. So what you want to do is you're going to go through the derby to increase. It's 10 points each light. These are the laps you do. And at the end, it counts all your laps. 100 points generally, 200 if there's a bonus. Hi, Walter. Hi, Walter. Unfortunately, you're one quarter shy. It was some kind of foreign quarter. Are you serious? I'm not kidding. Oh, I wasn't sure. I didn't see the $10 thing. These gobble holes up here are 10 points. Not when lit. If they're lit, they're 50 points. These are only one point until they're lit. Then they're 10 points, but they're not lit until the third ball. I forgot how to light them, though. Something like that. I don't think we light them. They're lit as the game progresses. Anyways, we're going to start. You think so? And it's going to be great. There might be a way to light them. I don't know. You know who we need? We need wax to tell us. So C10, and my thing went up one. And you want to hit the spinners because the spinners are, oh, shit. Wow. This thing is loud. Ding, dong, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding. It's like pinball, pinball. Sorry, I'm shaking everything. I ruined it all. That's an earthquake. We're in San Francisco. Earthquake. All right. I will play a little pinball now. I thought he said pinball. Okay. I forgot the rules, but I'm going to kick your butt anyway. So what's the goal today? To roll. Okay. We tried last time, and it's really hard. The goal is to roll. You want to hit spinners. Spinners give us 20. Ben's already doing better than me. He has two laps in. I only had one because I drained immediately. I love how tiny the flippers are here, and then they say flipper on them. It's so cute. They do. They say flipper. All right. If those spinners aren't lit, I'm going to go up to the top. Oh, crap. No, the spinners are never lit. That one's lit. No, that one's not lit. You're increasing along the thing. Oh, you're right. Yeah, I know. I know, right? How do you know more about this than me? I know. How? How do they roll down? So it's good when it stays up there with the pop bumpers and the gobble holes because then it'll keep increasing your laps. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, my goodness. It's because I can't do anything when it just starts going down. That's it. That's it. And this is not a game that has tilt warnings either. Oh, yeah. Oh, it was awesome. My new tilted and the game just went dark last time. Yeah, it actually, it shut the power off for this one and like three machines over. It just shut all the power. What do you mean they shut the power? They're aliens. Okay, here we go. Oh, come on. Come on. Yeah, the spinner's never lit. Oh, so, but the spinner gives you... Spinners are always worth ten. It's always worth ten. But if you hit it well, it'll go like a bajillion. See? Like that. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. You got two laps, two and a half laps with that spinner roll. Spinner roll. What's it called? Spinner rolls. Spinner rolls. Spinner rolls, good. Oh, you gotta be joking. Well, at least you got six laps. Look. Ding ding ding. I think that's why I like this game because it sounds like you're winning after you leave. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. It keeps, it's the kind of game that scores even after you're done scoring. Ball three occurs. Another gobble hole is lit and another pop bumper. Pop bumpers. They have totally blocked. What? Oh, no. Go narrow. There you go. You might as well completely block while going narrow then. I'm trying to get it up there so it gets back in the gobble. Ten. I would like to hit. Those pop bumpers are one. No, no, not when it's lit. It's ten when lit. But it's one, one not. Yeah, I already told you. Okay. No, I'm asking. You're the pro. I've got to ask you. I'm the pro. It's $6.55. So when those are lit, it's like ball three. So the ball number is here. Sorry, guys. Who's that? Hey, what's up? I don't know who that is. Squizzle what? Squizzle. Squizzle bop. Hey, thank you. Thank you for the compliment about the theme. MPT-3K here in. MPT-3K. That wasn't dead. So, Audrey, my buddy... Squigglebox? My best friend... Squigglebox? Yeah, he's my best friend now. Or she... They are my best friend. No, my good friend from a long time ago, for my birthday, he planned... Oh! Go! He set up something. Excuse me. It was such a good shot, it made me sneeze. I thought she was like, bullshit! So my buddy in Austin set me up a trip for my birthday. He's going to fly me out to his town, Austin. Oh, in January. In February. Okay, well, your birthday's in January. My birthday is in January, yeah. But he's taking me to see... He's just so pleasant. He's taking me to see Mystery Science Theater 3000, part of the final tour that Joel Hodgson is going to be on. Are you excited? And a VIP meet and greet with him and the box. Oh, dang. You know what that means. Yep. Ah! That's how I feel about the game. That's how I feel about it. I like it, and it's so cute. I just wish I could play it. That's all I want to do. I want to actually play the game instead of watch you play it. All right, ball four. How am I doing? You're doing great. The goal is to roll this. Sounds like a, yeah, that's a great dude. And the reason, he was going to make it a surprise. So I'm a big Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, obviously, right? Because I themed my pinball machine after. But that was all. Don't never scratch your nose during the game. Only scratch your penis. Only scratch your penis. Are you purposefully torturing us? I like those lips. So that's going to be fun. I'm just trying to stay under 1,000 for this entire game. Looks like you're on your way. I'm going to beat Joel and the robots. I've never seen it. Am I a bad friend? I know. I know. I know. So I don't know why for ball five, it's like the most points you can get. It's fine. A lot of the games are like that. Like the double bonus on... I tried. Like the double bonus on rough luck. I don't remember. Ball five, you get a double bonus on rough luck. I'm just going to put in more corners because I've already lost. Okay, go for it. Zero, one, wow, the knocker goes off. Two. Very loud. The knocker goes off. All right, all the holes at the top are lit for 50. All right, I'm making, how well, we can see the laps going really well on the stream, right? Yeah, it looks great. The lap light, okay. The trick about these EMs, I'm gonna talk like I'm a master at them, but I'm not, is. But you can catch the ball at least. I just have to catch it, and then I, like, drink. Your ability to do flipper tricks is very limited. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That was musical. Hear that? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. All right. That was a good first game. 4,000. That's better. That's the best you've done. We've done, collectively. We're a team. We're a team now. So I'm going to go first in this one. Okay. So you get to go last. Okay, great. And your goal is to beat that pathetic score. But I think the last time I played this, I got like 73 for the first ball. This is still bad. 73? You mean in 7-3? That's it? Yeah. 7,300? No, no. Like the first ball. You remember that? It was like very, very low. It'd be nice to get that 50 right at the top. I don't know how you get that. At least you're just staying up there. It's a skill shot. You think it's a skill shot? Oh, yeah. You can get it. What? It's not impossible. That's... Go! I love these EMs where you can hear the flipper. Why are you holding it up? Look, you can hear it. Oh! Oh! I thought you were trying to do something else. I thought you were trying to do a trick or something. No. I don't know no damn tricks. Thanks for the rip! Who did it? Squizzlebox! Squizzlebox! Make a robot chat. This one's for you, Audrey. Who? What does it say? We're trying to hit the ball? Don't touch the door. That's a Twilight Zone reference. Come on! Squizzle bottle. You can also... Tell me where on the flipper to get it to do the thing. Squizzle bottle. Hello? Help me. Where on the flipper to get it to go through the spinner. Very end. I'm trying. Trying so hard. so hard! It's also better to do it from either a roller or a cradle. A what? Like a cradled ball. Oh, got it. I'm keeping my color to purple because I like purple. Now watch this, this is a skill shot to get that. Go. Let me see. What made you want to wear your earring today? How did you notice I'm wearing my earring today? Because I pay attention to you, you I don't have a necklace on and I bet it has a turtle on it. It does. How do you know it has a turtle? Because all your necklaces have turtles on it because you like them and you get them in the body and then you go. I live into your life because I care. Wow, wow, wow. Way to turn a wonderful sentiment into a scathing insult. I'm not faring very well this time. Yeah. I would say that, but I'm generally still learning every time. I'll learn. Because life is a constant lesson. Dark red. You can do it too. Are you serious? Yeah. I think I got one point. Yeah. I don't know. Someone flip that. Was it a house ball? I don't know what that is. Never touch the flippers. That's what a house ball is. No, I didn't touch it once, and then I didn't flip quick enough to get it to keep going. This is ball three, Audrey. Yeah. Skill shot. It's not good. skill shot skill now dang it see it's it's skill shot skill shot too much too much too much bounce can't smoke you can't smoke it for you a lot yeah but I bet they're right in front of the freaking door At least you got over 1,000. Remember, I'm trying to get over 730. Not doing great. What? Ball three. You're good. I thought you only had our hats. Yeah, but my last ball, I got like two points. No! No! I need a quick flip. It doesn't listen to reason. You can't tell it no. Is that reason? It's a demand. Okay, skill shot. Look at how my skill shot goes down every time because I now have three gobble. Are you kidding me? At least it didn't go over. Skill shot. Boom. 50. Boom. Why'd you hit the last one? I hit nothing. Okay, boom. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Okay, quick flip. So here's what's good about getting it up to the top again. Right? I already explained why it's good, but why don't you tell them again? Go! Late in the game. Late in the game. That was so stressful. You, like, took your hand off both flippers, and I was like, ah! Late in the game, it's good, right? Yeah. Get it up there. Late in the game is very good. I'm stuck to the chair. Jesus. I'm fine. What is that? Squizzle? Popcorn. Popcorn. Three bags of it. What after that? Oh, thank you for the... Oh, wow. Thank you for the host. Riku Riku. Ah! My God, really? Yeah. Okay, I think we're going to beat my other score, though. What's a host? Riku Riku is hosting us, meaning that if somebody goes to his channel, it sends them to my channel. Aw, that's nice. Very nice. Thank you. Thank you for that. That's always nice. What's going on, man? Riku Riku. Riku Riku. Riku Riku. We are playing... Nutcracker. Switch time. Okay. Not Nutcracker. From the Nutcracker. That's what it is. You heard all those bells? Look at that. No, I didn't. I was paying attention to the screen. Did you hear all those bells? Oh, okay. I can re-watch it, though. Someone can click the breath. Go! Oh, see. Okay, I gotta learn to quick flip. Damn it. That was a terrible shot. I want to go up top to get those fives now I know I know Go I can packed No I think you did better last game It's unknown whether I did better last game or this game. You got some work to do. Skill shot. Go back up there! Okay, okay. I think I'm going to hold the ball next time. Because I keep hitting it. I keep hitting right there every time. And I don't let it get far enough down to hit through the spinner, right? Right? But I broke 1,000. Hello? You did break 1,000, right? Johnny Giovanni, what's up? I haven't seen Johnny in a while. I recognize his handle from you saying it. One, two, three, four. I haven't seen Johnny in a while. What's up, buddy? Look, we're cold. We're playing snow derby. Feels so chilly. My turn to go first. We had one of these in PBX for a hot minute. What happened? And where? Oh my goodness. What? Sorry. What's TBX? What's TBX? PBX. What's PBS? Kept breaking. PBX is a... Yeah, well, tell them. He said it kept breaking. Tell them what happened to this one. Get up to the 50. This one caught on fire. This one literally caught on fire. I'm not joking. Oh, that's just fine. I tried. I'm like, I can't move it. This one caught on fire around here. So David, the operator. So I guess he said somehow a spark happened. plastic burned when he opened the friggin playfield and look it had charred this entire area of the playfield how many people lose their quarters in here like if you just put it in there it'll fall down oh i don't know i i don't plan to do that so yeah so he came in and fixed it uh the other day i was like oh my god is it broken forever he's like nah i fixed it who's that but You didn't tell me it was burned. It was burned. Until after he closed it. It was like open. And it did tell me there were scorch marks everywhere. And I'm not a burden. So I missed all of it. You were looking right in it too. I know I was. Oh, I took a photo. I was looking at my photo. Yeah, I just took a photo. Who's saying hey yo? Oh, there's a car. George. George. George. This is my last stream with you guys. She's lying. Guess who leaves Monday? Yay! She's lying. Me. This person. Here. Oh, he's, he'll be right back. Maybe he's taking a poop. Thank you for the, the, uh, follow, Squizzlebopped, also. Go, go! Yeah. Bounce up there! Yeah, get up there! Get up there! I'm talking like you when you play pinball now. That's not how, is that how I talk? Yeah. Is that really how I talk? You did this to the machine. Wow. I don't think, okay. I don't know what I look like, so maybe you're right. I don't know what I look like. I don't think, okay. I don't know what I look like, so maybe you're right. I got less than 50. I think that. No, no, I got more because I can't. We're ball three. I know, I know it's not lit. The ball two light is broken. Oh, no, I know. That's what I said. Ball two light's broken. Oh. When did you say that? Skill shot. I said ball three. Boom. My men was ball two. Oh, okay. Go, go. It's not going to get me laps. I'm telling you. It's fine. You know, I like throwing away money. Would you do a super cutter every time I walk away? That'd be amazing. Or every time you dance away. I'll take either of those. Damn, that was right down the middle there. Can't do anything about it. Are you done with your temper tantrum? I'm trying to practice my quick flips. Wow. Great time. Attack from Mars, ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for Attack from Mars. What if you burped and that was the sound you made? Oh, shit. What if that was a text sound? I like that. You want that as a text sound? I can get to see it. Archie's actually pretty good at Attack from Mars, actually. Finally, one game. Oh, because you just told me all I have to do is aim the saucer. So all I do is aim for the saucer. And I know more skill shots. It's like the hardest shot. I mean, the dangerous, dangerous shot. Riff! Go! Get up there! Get... Oh, yeah. Get another one. Because I can't shoot the spinners, so... Oh, is that... Fuck yeah! Oh, shit. Sorry. Oh, God. I'm cursing again. They just riffed. Try it again, Earthling. How appropriate? Get up there! Get up there! You spelled Mars with a Z. I like that. Who did? Squizzle Bob. Oh! Yeah! I thought you were going for the one flip. The one and then it went to the other one? But it only hit the other one? Very gently. There you go. Ah! Damn! That was close. Okay, okay. At least I've been doing better every game. That's all that matters. Okay, but what matters is I did better every game. Are you even listening? You're going up and I'm going down. It's true. Well, as young people grow up, the older people get more... It's not necessary, Audrey. It's not necessary. It's really not. I can't wait to... Oh, you suck. I can't wait until you're 50. I'll be dead when you're 50. You will definitely not be dead. You'll look the same because black don't crack. Oh shoot it's both 5 Alright Stay Oh is it really? Yeah Oh man I gotta work You can tell Because everything's lit And they're like Ah you're doing so poorly We'll make it easier To get points Oh no you can break 2k You can break 2k Not with spins like that But you can break 2k It was like You want one spin? Ah damn I was like, The slowest race around the track. Alright, I gotta catch you. 2-3. I gotta get a thousand points. 2-3. Get a thousand points. Oh, not like that. Not like that. So close. Fine. That was good. Alright, let's try another one. Trading off. Black don't crack, they get ashy. It's true, but your hands are already ashy. He said it, not you. I'm just reading the screen. I'm supposed to be like, hey. I got a funny story for you, Audrey. I'm listening. Is it about a joke I told you? Is it about a joke? I got a funny story for the stream also. I'm going to include everyone. So, I was at the supermarket yesterday. Oh, I like where this is going. I was at Andronico's in my neighborhood. And I stood on line, right, as one would do to... Oh, my God. As one... Oh, jeez. I feel like I should be more scared than you. I stood on line... You know, it's like watching a suspense, like a horror film, and the person's walking through the dark house, and you're like, don't do it. That's like exactly what's happening. Sorry, I tell the story. so so so i'm in line and a lady steps up behind me with a shopping cart right oh yeah um george just ripped us oh i want to see what is it oh are you purposefully torturing us same one we already saw it how do we see the same ones when you have 50 of them i gotta make more so this lady comes up behind me and i'm just gonna say it it was weird she was caucasian i'm just gonna say it She was, oh, oh, oh. Man, that's like the 12th Lazarus on this machine. Like six. Go. Oh, my God. Jesus. Are you kidding me? No. It's like, you want these balls? No, don't go out the side. I'm sweating. That was so stressful. Okay, I'm ready to hear the rest of your story. So, I'll keep going. Yeah. I need to clip that. It's like when you're trying to catch something and it's falling through your hands. You're like... I caught it 27 times. I'll continue my story after you tell George why this is the last stream with you. George, you know why. Did he ask that? No, George doesn't know why. George, don't you pay attention to any other stream we're on. Damn, girl. I don't think he knows. George, I'm moving to Hawaii. She's pregnant. I'm moving to Hawaii, George. I leave Monday. Hey, watch yourself. Oh, sorry. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, most people say that when I tell them. Actually. I was telling one of my dance hall friends. She just takes me back. What the fuck? Can I? All right. I will continue the story when there's no chatter about anything else. Okay. Oh, typical. when you try to talk and other people want to learn about Audrey. Hey, guys! Hey-o! You know, I like when you do that, when you say mazal tal, when someone matches. It feels exciting, you know? We didn't say mazal tal, did we? I don't know. I think you said it once. Oh, wow, look. Rinku Rinku is originally from Hawaii. Ooh, what island? So you can tell her how boring it is to live there and to not go. I was about to say you're doing really badly, but it's me, so... Audrey, you're doing really badly. I'll look in the mirror, too. Because there's mirrors all around us. Why are you moving to Hawaii? Why am I moving to Hawaii? Because my partner wanted to move out there, and so we did. We are. We have. I mean, he's already out there. So. Ooh! Come on, Justin! Is it the big island? No, Oahu. Oahu. Come on! No, no. Oh, no, no, no. You so had it, girl. I tried. Did I have to? What did I have to do? I got so stressed out. Yeah. What was I supposed to do? Still be cool, man. That was hard. That was hard. You're like, nah, it was cool. Come on, come here. Yeah, I appreciated your effort, but that was like, that's like one of those moments where you gotta just chill. Oh, I'm sweating so much. This meeting's a bad idea. I have a Honolulu, Iwa Beach. I'll have to visit Iwa Beach. I haven't heard of it. Honolulu. We just got a place in Waikiki. We're renting. I had some friends. that took a trip to Hawaii. Wait, are you telling them the grocery store story? I'm going to finish that. Okay. I want to hear about it at least. I had some friends that took a trip to Hawaii and nothing but bad things happened to them. Like what? It was raining the whole time. No. There were no beaches. There was a tsunami. They died. The older brother went surfing and then he had a bad accident. The other brother, there was a spider on him when he came home. There was a spider on him. They had to kill the spider. And then, and then they all got Ebola it's because they found an amulet an amulet and the little brother was wearing this amulet and it gave them bad luck and then they went into a cave and then Vincent Proce came here oh sorry wait that was the Brady Bunch so I'm at the grocery store technically I thought you said supermarket last time. Which one is it? There are no decent arcades in Hawaii. Damn it. Remember, we were asking about this. Although. Fuck yeah. Oh, sorry, Manu. Oh, well, I only got two laps anyway. So, Riku, Riku. Ball four. Riku, there's one place on Kauai where you can play pinball. It's pretty cool, actually. George, I was out in Hawaii on the Marine Corps base to install some green AC units for two weeks for work. I need to go back to enjoy Hawaii instead of just working there. Yeah, that's true. I said green like that because he wrote it in all caps. I don't know what that is. I think we have fun playing this game. I'm not entirely certain. So this woman, this Caucasian woman, comes up behind me. She looks like she's in about her 60s, right? Very scared of black people. No, no, no, no. You don't have to embellish this one. This is ridiculous. No, no. This one's ridiculous. What are you doing? I tried to get it to the floor. Oh, my God. I'm trying. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's like there was no weight to the ball. It was like I was bouncing a helium balloon. It's like... Yeah. Oh my god. Okay, this is bad. I think we should just move the stream over one to Bowie Harrow. Yes, you got it. Kauai Island Brewery. Yep. Yep, Kauai Island Brewery. Really fun. Really cool owners. You go to Kauai, right, when you visit? I go to Kauai every time. Me and my family go to Kauai like once every two years. Only two years? Shit, you went last year, but you're not going to go in 2020. Don't do that. That's so dangerous. Don't go to Kauai? No, don't let it bounce, yo, to the other flipper. Come on. At least you have more weight than mine. Damn it. It's like, did you want me to go this way? So the lady needed to go get some other groceries. Yeah. She was behind you. She was behind me. So she says. That's too hard. My back is turned to her. Wow. Nice. Oh. Clear one. Here. You go first. So my back is turned to her, and she says, I kid you not. So she says this. She goes, excuse me. Excuse me. I need to go pick up something else. At the dry cleaners. Can you hold my face? That's fine. I need to pick up something else. Excuse me. Excuse me. Brother. Brother. I can't go. She goes, brother, brother. She did. She said, brother, brother. Oh, my. And so my back is turned, and I'm going, did this bitch just call me brother? Did she just call me brother? Now, I hadn't turned around yet. And I don't know the context. Of why she thought that was okay? Of why she's saying brother. It didn't hit any flipper. So I'm listening. So I'm like this, like, you did not just call me brother. Brother, brother. You turn around, she's got like gloves on, a hat. Her handbag matches her shoes. So, you know what? So I wasn't having it that day. So I just ignored her, right? I acted like, I don't know who you're talking to. So she walks away. Okay. Instantly, instantly, this other woman comes up and just goes right in her spot. Right. As if she wasn't even there. She literally walked in between me and the shopping cart full of stuff and acted like there was nobody there. Like she didn't know somebody was there. And so the woman came back. The other woman came back. You know, my sister came back. Right. And said, oh, excuse me. Oh, shit. It's nice. Excuse me. I was here. I was here. And the woman is like, no, no, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. She's acting like she don't speak English. Right. And so now I feel bad. Now I'm like, dang it. All right. Do I fight for justice? Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, okay. So I turn around and I said, quiet, easy. So I turn around. I look at the lady. I go, excuse me, ma'am. Yeah, this woman was here. She goes, oh no, I don't know. No, no, I'm like, no, no. She literally was here. I do know. And oh, no, don't get into it with me. Don't get it. I go, no. I was like I not getting into it with you You can just be nice and get in line like everyone else It is Christmas time Oh I don know Don get into it So the woman behind her my sister right She goes, it's OK. It's OK, brother. It's OK. You still call me brother, bitch? I'm going to bat for you right now. You're still being racist. I am. But I don't know the context of it. Like, I'm looking at her, and she's in her 60s, clearly. so she might know that we used brother but we used it with each other brother brother that's what it was it was literally like I felt like I was Eddie Murphy in training places well that sounds like an experience that makes a great story for your stream that was a hell of a something nice nice oh man so I left I stopped fighting for her I said, okay. I said, have a nice day. That's what I wanted. Hey, thank you. And no. And no. Hey, you got eight laps. I'm going to let you know, we got good laps last time we played here. Yeah, we got like 12, 11 laps. I'm going to get 10 laps right now. We haven't broken 10 at all. 10 laps. So, ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, George Singh, wow. Just so you know, you got to go around to get a lap, okay? Each dot is 10 points. Oh, I got a phone call. Who do you think it's from? I have no idea. Alright, that's a good start. That's a good start. That gives you five laps right there. Boom. Can you take a phone call during a very important Twitch stream? Oh, no. No. I'm trying to actually listen to the voice message, but it's not playing. Oh, because there's nothing on it. Okay, got it. Just to be clear. Okay. Hey, George, I'm using DeckBoard. See that? Where the hell is my pocket? I'm using deck board It's like stream deck but not I like that Oh no Orzik said it's a robocall Go go go go Get in there hole Wrong one it's fine Better thank you almost yeah there we go Hit the 10 nice nice You got it ball not bad bad ball bad ball I'm really bad at that one I don't think you need to try it George but try snow derby or deck board deck board you don't need to try deck board at home because you have a stream deck but if you're mobile instead of using stream labs you could try deck board for free okay okay okay okay or deck board I don't know. The problem with Deck Board is it's not integrated with Streamlabs. Sorry. Sorry, Manu. Oh, yes. Oh, girl. I almost walked away. Did you see that? Oh, my God. This game is very good at... Oh, girl. I can't high-five you. I can't high-five you. Please clip that. Please clip that. Please clip that. Okay. Okay, this, I literally cannot get through this spinner. I hit here or here. You'll get it. Please clip that for Audrey as a going away gift. Because that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen twice. All right. Where are you? The stupidest thing you saw, I have no idea. Oh, 1679. From now on, Audrey, when you call me, you have to say brother. Brother, brother. Somehow English. You know what? It would have been great if she had really dug deep in there and be like, my man, my man, check it, bro. Will you please give me some skin? Is that what you call it? You ever watch Airplane? No, I haven't. You have to see Airplane. It's the best. They have a great moment in Airplane where they're like, I talk jive. I think he told me about it You mentioned it to me There we go That's an Audrey style hit Get up there Not that one That was a strong Manu style So strong So strong and manly Snow Derby Snow Derby It's so fun. Look at how much fun they're having. They're like, ooh, ooh. And that guy's very concerned. He's like, does anyone have some matches? Hang on. Let's take a closer look at that. Just real quick. So what are you saying? They're so excited. They're having fun. They're like, ooh, ooh. And this guy's like, please, anyone? Matches? I must smoke my pipe. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, pop bumpers. The pop bumpers. Nice. Really? Are you talking about... Oh! Oh! Ah! A local streamer here made a program called Stream Puppy. It's like Deckboard, but it has bells and whistles. Oh, except it has puppies. It has puppies. I'm willing to try anything that will give me integration into Streamlabs OBS, but not Stream Deck's subscription service. You know what? Stream Deck's subscription service for the Stream Deck on the phone is actually not bad. It's like three bucks a month. It's really cheap. I don't know why I'm not using it. It's super cheap. It's not like... When are you picking up the mic? I'm going to come directly from here and pick them up. Oh, you're leaving them here? Yeah, I'm going to stick around it. Play some more. Practice some more pinball. So I'm thinking of doing I'm thinking of doing a marathon stream with Das somewhere around right after Christmas What is a marathon stream involved? Like 24 hours? No, we're going to I gotta get it working stream every pinball game here in one stream How would you move it? Well, dang it I can't, that's, I need, stop doing that. How would I move it? Look in the mirror, tell yourself that, yo. Don't tell the stream. Double lads. Thank you, George. Oh, Riku, thanks. I'll check out that stream puppy. Yeah, I want to check out the stream puppy. Get it. Come on. Get it. Yes. Get it. Yes. Get it. Go. Oh, you! It's doubled it directly down. It didn't go. You with the Lazarus. My God. It's just like, here, here's another ball. Here's another ball. Girl, you are 3,000. For once? That took five games? I can get you. I might, I'm gonna try and get you Um, stream puppy What else is there that we Oh, not, no, not like this Not like these Hey, hey, you gotta back up there Oh wait, did it get stuck? Oh shoot, yeah Is it gonna get out? Well, no Can you move it? I'm gonna try and not tilt it Okay, go It's stuck, yo Here we go Oh nice You can't, you don't get That was, that was not lucky That was unlucky yes that's the way the pinball works it's the way it works another yes because I'd like to play again hey I think I do I have the I just want to really like get the fucking get the freaking spinners you know what I'm saying that's fine that's what George just says wow alright it's like I've learned nothing fracking fracking fracking is what you want to shoot for not you want to use us um battlestar galactica swear words oh come on what was the battlestar galactica square word it was frack it was frack right maybe what we should do is just watch someone streaming this so we can pretend we did well am i right yeah thank you george so in battlestar galactica Frack was a big word. Look, I lost you viewers because of my senseless curse words. Tilting makes baby Jesus cry. That is masturbating. Aww. Well, then baby Jesus is crying a lot for me. Oh, boy. Again? What do you think about me working in hospitality? Good idea? Bad idea? You and hospitality? Yeah. Good. Okay. Good idea. You're actually very nice. Go ahead. That plays goddamn game. Because I'm considering, since we're in Waikiki, I could walk to work. I think people would like me. I don't know. Am I biased? Am I biased because I like myself? Yes. They would think you're a local. Why? Because I'm tan? Because I'm beautifully tan? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's say it's that. Nice spin. I think that jumping helps. No, no. Does jumping help in Lindy Hop? Not much. Yeah, definitely does. What other industries are viable in Hawaii? I don't know. And she's moving there. I'm moving there, so, you know. I have my life in order. Waka. Stream Puppy allows you to easily change scenes and or push to mute talk. Set keybinds for OBS, XSplit, Discord, Voicemont, and more! It's like he sells it. Well, he's selling it to me, that's for sure. Kai didn't want to... Goddammit. Don't turn away! It could last. I know it could, I know it could. Not that it had any momentum to do it, but... I just want to make you feel better. Oh, the video's frozen? Is it back up? Oh, that's weird. Come on! Wow. Did you see that? No, and George didn't see it either. George, let me know if it's okay. We are in the back room, so it might... Refreshing. He said it could just be me. May have been me all good now. Hey, George. Chill. Are you on the super awesome machine that I totally want? He bought a brand new machine. It's like $3,000. A computer or a pinball machine? Computer. Computer. When you say machine, I don't know what that means. ATM machine? You know, it's very confusing. He bought an ATM machine. This is how I get money. If I own my own ATM machine, I'll be rich. That shot right there isn't worth it. Nice! As long as one of us can hit the spinner sometimes, I feel like we win. We can get some laughs. Remember how we thought we'd attempt to roll this game? We're just going to try to get over 4,000. I think... Oh, damn it. You can't nudge at all. Initiating a return of that machine. Wait, it's only ball two? Oh, no. What? It's either one or two. No, it's three because three gobble holes are open. Oh. No, it should be four. Are these lights dying? Oh, my God. I think they're dying. It's definitely, I think it's four. So it's three or four. It's not two because there's too many lights happening, and that doesn't happen for two. There's a lot of lights. I think it's ball four. I think that's when all the pop bumpers light. So you're going to send the machine back? Oh! It's so friggin' sexy, man. It's fine. I'm not actually here to play pinball. I'm here to watch the ball drain. Yeah, I'm using a new browser. It's acting up. So is our stream not streaming right? It's not streaming right because we're not actually playing pinball. Let me know. You are the weakest link. I am! Um. Your riffs are mean. I know. If I wasn't streaming with it, I'd keep it. A dual stream would be nice. Ever thought about flipping burgers? You know, that's not a bad idea. I was thinking about a new job, so flipping burgers might be a good one. No, you should go work in, what is it, the L&L, like, Hawaiian barbecue? I think it's ball four. It is ball four now. Some of these lights are not working anymore. Oh, yes, right. Hey, I'm impressed by me. We're slowly breaking this machine. I mean, it was just fixed. It's probably like, I'm not meant to be played this often. Yeah, it doesn't like being played so much. It doesn't actually want to be played. It's just there for looks. It's like the fancy car no one drives. You know what I'm saying? The dress you never wear. You know, the suit that sits in your closet. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Hey, you have five laps, though. I'm blowing that shot now. Go. Ooh! Stay up there with the pump bars. Yeah, stay up there. Nice. Nice. You're going to get 10. I have faith. Go. Eight. Go! Eight. Go! Eight, nine. You're at 10. You're at 10. I'm at 10? Yeah. Okay, cool. That's a big bonus. You can get 11. Nice. He's at 11. See all the ones. Look out! That? Oh, that loop there. All right. Bonus. It's only 100? Well, yeah. A lap bonus is 100. I feel like that should have been a lot more. I feel like I worked really hard for 1,000 points. Yeah, I guess. And each hit is only 10. So 1,000 is like pretty good. You should move near here. We have arcades everywhere. Even a pinball museum. Thank you. Thank you. I gotta stop jumping. I'm just so excited. Make those laughs, girl. I'm trying. Nice! That's what I wanted. Since I can't hit a spin-off. Lazarus! Here's my new walk-away. No! I still didn't win though, but we're not here to win, we're here to have fun. Wow, you and the extra balls. Boop, bee-boop-boop. I like Roblox. Wait, does Riku Riku live in Colorado? Denver? No, he just said, oh, where do you live now? Or is it Seattle? I'm just guessing. Riku. No, Portland. He's at PDX, right? He must go to Portland. Again? Did you get stuck again? Didn't you live in Seattle? He says, I am near Seattle. I did, yeah. But I wasn't into games. I wasn't into socializing. It was very cold and dark. And all I did was stay inside. Ah. Let's get another thousand. That'd be nice. Nice. That's the shot I want. Yeah, yeah. That's another one. Yeah. Oh. That's five. Those are fives up there. I know they are. We've talked about them. I know they are. And what are you? Well, I'm a one or a ten. Which one's better? I don't know. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Did it get stuck? Oh, my God. I thought you were going to get stuck up there again. I'm at ten again. That's really good. You're also at four right now. I think you'll get... Try to get 6,000. Oh, no. What are you doing? Oh, my God. Don't hit balls like me. Oh, crap! I said don't hit balls like me! Hey, we got a free game, though. Bye, George. He has to get back to work. See you, George. Bye. I'll talk to you later, bud. We got two free games. What? Yep. So you get a free game every what? Right here. 48 and then 62. Oh, shoot! Alright Everything is expensive in Hawaii Gas is near a gallon What That not what we saw when we went recently but I guess I trust this stranger from the Internet He could be a puppy. On the Internet, no one knows you're a puppy. But how do puppies type? I don't know. everything is imported in Hawaii. Yeah, I know that. Why did you guys decide to move to Hawaii? I told you. JJ went there a lot as a kid. He has a lot of good memories. He feels really good there. Okay. Okay. I thought... I thought... Oh, man. I thought the spinner was going to do more. I should have pin-to-go that score. I thought to get to sleep. Get to sleep? Where is he? Oh, that's a different person. Yeah. One, two, three. Where do you live that you're sleeping now? Twitch goes everywhere, so we know everybody. Twitch goes everywhere. No, don't. You can't do that. That was a mistake. The first one wasn't a mistake. I know you know, but what am I? Wow. You got a lap. I did? Yeah. No, no, it only laps. It doesn't actually lap. It does it to reset it back to wherever you were. Oh, I see. Yeah. Okay. Or maybe I did. Maybe I was set up to get in a lap. No, I don't think you got a lap. You got a lap. Just kidding. Trying to make me feel better. Just kidding. You got nothing in life. What are you doing Saturday? Saturday. I don't know. I could come over after dance. And we could play Drop Max. What dance? No, I'm dancing in Oakland. It ends at like 7.30. If you want. I'm just offering my friendship in time. And this game is offering me nothing! Oh, did you see it hit absolutely nothing? It's like the best fool in the china shop ever. Now you told me not to do that. Listen, okay, do as I say, not what I do. I did tell you not to do that, though. Hey, that one's good. That's 50. Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah, that is 50. But when it goes the other way. Wow. It goes right out the middle. Oh, you with the. I'm going to watch. I get to shoot again. I'm going to watch the stream. Look, I get to shoot again and I'm still under your score because I hit nothing during that round. You're good. You're good. They should call this. I was going to make a joke and then I forgot how to talk. Wow. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need to read what that white target is. They should all just get Lazarus. Lazy. Lazy. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is this white target? I don't know what that one is. Maybe lights the pop. Oh. It says nothing. It does say nothing. Read wax. Where's wax? Maybe it's one point. That's going to be right because that's the pop bumpers are one point. All right. Ball three. This is very iffy whether it shows up or not. Maybe that's where it caught on fire and we're just going to set it on fire again. It might be. You might be right. It might be this area that caught on fire. I have a picture of the film. Oh, that's what I was going to do. Oh, here it is. I don't know. It's pretty dark. Why do you get it but I don't get it? Lazarus? Yeah. I think my bowls come down with more force. You know what I'm saying? Like enough to bounce them back. Yeah, bounce back. Bounce back. Bounce back. Wow. Oh, thank goodness. Go. Yeah. Get up there. Go. It's hitting the white. Tell me what it is, Manu. I don't know. Wow. I just killed the momentum. Yeah. I'll try and look next time. I'll try and look next time. But if it hits the pop-up number, it's also 10 for that. So you need to see if it's going to be 11 or 21. But I think it's 11 because I'm at 1709. It might be 1. I think it's one. This says nothing. This doesn't say anything. Okay. Ball four. I'm going to guess that it's ball four because there's... No, it's definitely ball four. We know it's ball four when there's three gobble holes lit. I'm hitting the ten-point gobble hole. At least you're getting it. Go, go, go, go. You can do this. Nice. That's 50. That's 50. That's 50. Yeah. Which is better than most spinner shots I take, so, you know. Crap. Crap. Good. If I yell at it. It's good. It's good. Oh, nice. That was a good one. 27, 28. I don't know what to work on beyond 10 laps. 20. 20, yeah. 15, like the highest we've gotten is 12. Your lap bonus right now is 200, okay? Oh, shoot. That's nice. That's nice enough. Great, great. So that's a ball five thing. Now your lap bonus is 200. So I could effectively get 2,000 if I can get to 10. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lap bonus. Or no gobble holes. Or nothing. That was a good save. That was a heck of a... Nice. Oh, oh. And get up there. And get up there. It won't do it. It's going to go. Nice. Go. No. Hit it. Dude, I actually missed the button. It went all the way up and all the way down. That's what mine did. All right. It's all your points on the way out. Yeah. But, like, all literally on the way out because you've got to get ball five and high score. Yeah. That's that critical thing. Like, ball one and two don't really matter. A lot of these games did that, where it was at that last ball where you could actually pull a miracle out and do whatever. Will you play another one with me? Yeah, we'll do one more? Yeah. I'm still having fun, I think. I'm having fun. Okay, good. I would pick this in a tournament. I would not. Is it a pinball tournament that I'd want to play? Because then I wouldn't pick this game. Okay. You wouldn't. I'd want to pick a game. At least I know I'll hit the ball sometimes. All right, you go. You'll be the anchor this time. All right, here we go. This is for all the cash. Thank you for watching, everybody. This is for all the cash. All the cash, which is no cash, because we put it all in the game. At least I got over 62. That was really good. Well, then you can try over for seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boom, boom. If you get over seven, then we get three extra games, and we'll just keep playing. That's true. Ah, four. There was nothing I could do about that. You could do anything about that. Do you think the rubber on the flippers, because it's old, doesn't bounce as well? Do you think if it was newer, it would be better? That happens to rubber all the time. It doesn't bounce as well because it gets bad. But I don't think it's... The ball is not hitting... Look at the edge of this one. If that one had more rubber there, would we be able to save our balls more? It's not like the ball's hitting it very hard. Pretty bad. 96. I've done worse. So I'm still winning. And who got the lowest score? You've got zero right now, so you're doing terrible. I haven't even plunged. You're doing terrible. Stay up there. Nice. Come on. Come on. What? Spin-terrupted. Spin-terrupted. We'll be right back after this brief spin-terruption. I was like, I aimed for two. That was the one time I've gotten that one. I was like, I got it. And then I'm like, no, no, I'm sorry. Oh, I really want to get that skill shot sometime. Get that 50. You're brave hitting the middle. What are you doing? I don't know now. I don't know now, okay? Okay? Okay? I don't know what I'm doing right now. I don't know where my life is going. What was that? I was all nervous. You were really nervous. I like Play-Doh flavor. Wow! Wow! It's your ball. I didn't hit anything. I did nothing. Play-Doh. Oh, really? Yeah. Just for the stream, I'm going to read this. On the back glass, Art... I almost fell into the chair. Sorry. Are you all right? I'm fine. Dude, you're drinking too much. Art Stenholm depicted both men and women Wait, let's do this Let's switch it over On the back glass Art Stenholm depicted both men and women Having fun in the snow The play field layout is symmetric It is, okay Snow Derby and its four player version Gottlieb's 1970s Snow Queen Have an end of ball bonus ladder Promoted at the time As its quote lap bonus feature Cool. Such a bonus ladder was once used on Chicago coins 1939 nippy, but the bonus ladder began to appear regularly on pinball machines after 1970. Whoa. The checkered flag. Now we're going to switch back to the master. The checkered flag spinning targets add bonus with rapid fire sound effects. They totally do. So rapid. An add-a-ball version of Snow Derby was Gottlieb's 1971 Bristol Hills, which Gottlieb produced for use in New York State. Does that mean it was only in New York and the game's called Bristol Hills? Bristol. What does add-a-ball mean? Add-a-ball. Add-a-ball. Oh, it means it pops another ball in the play field for you to play with. This only has one. I want to play Snow Queen. Four-player version? That sounds fun. Snow Queen. Well, yeah, I guess so. It's just two more thingies. But it's twice the fun. Go! Remember how you wanted to get 7,000? But arguably it's easier to get more points the farther you play. Yeah, the farther you play. Get back in the double hole. I would want a nice EM and a nice... Nice lady? Modern. Nice glass of hot toddy? Yeah. The three of them. An EM, a modern pin, and a nice glass of hot toddy. Wow, okay. That's fine. That's fine. Game? Hmm. Ooh. Ooh. I'm thrusting at the machine like you do because you're the person I watch play. Well, I mean... Okay. Oh. It's fine. I'm making the laps very slowly. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. The tortoise and the hare approach. All right, this is ball four. I know it is because I saw it. Oh, look at that. Look how it fades in and out. Oh, wow. It's a poltergeist. Yeah. This poor machine. I love it. But these older machines are really hard to maintain. Let's give it up for Dave, David Volonsky. I love your sales. Give it up for Snow Derby. No, let's give it up for David for being the one who maintains this. And let's give it up for Michael... Is it Sheese? Sheise? I keep pronouncing his name incorrectly. Over at the Alameda Pinball Museum here. And that's going to go out no matter what. In Alameda. Look at how it says Snow Derby two-player instead of probably four-player. Snow Derby two-player. Snow Queen four-player. There's your education about Snow Derby for today. Now that you all know how to play it. Nice. Get up there. Thank you. Keep going. Go. See, yelling works. Oh. Now all of a sudden it's just going to. Jesus. Are you mad at me for getting so many Lazaruses? Oh. Wow. My points only came because of the gobble holes. Man, you and that Lazarus. Holy smokes. Ball five. This will be my last and then your last and then... No, it's your last. It's my last. We're at ball five. Oh, no, you're player five. My last. Okay, keep it up there. Keep it up there. Tell it. Tell it what you want. I want world peace. Dang it. It does not want that. You got it this time. You got it this time. You got it this time We can end Bye bye Stay up there Stay up there Nope Alright that's fine You're gonna fall down the middle Aren't you You Aww Well I wanna play again You can play again But we're gonna You can end it But I'm gonna start another game Is that fine Oh yeah yeah Go for it Why don't you Why don't you Tuck everybody off And say thank you For What do I say For the dedication Of being a pinball streamer. Thank you for your dedication to watching. No, no. You. It's yours. What? Audrey has to come back and visit San Francisco and we'll stream. Oh yeah. Thanks for teaching me pinball. Thanks for encouraging me to play. Thanks for watching Manu's stream. What else? Thank you for... Thank you for being a friend. Being a friend. Alright. and with that good night and good luck see you guys bye they can still hear us right look i got it back up there margaret wants to keep the mic on so we turn the mic i think it's don't you say goodbye and then you turn it off so they can just hear us talking i say goodbye and then i turn it off yeah but i'm saying look look at how better much better we're doing once the stream is over. Listen to it. It's like ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding-a-ding. Like how many laughs I've gotten without hitting the ball. I was going to turn the music off. Alright, keep going. Damn. Did you notice? Is the white one one? I don't know. I couldn't do anything about that. Alright, say bye-bye, Audrey. Bye! Thank you. Thank you. you