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Bram Stoker's Dracula (Williams 1993) 06/11/15

Dead Flip·video·2h 40m·analyzed·Jun 15, 2015
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TL;DR

Dead Flip plays Bram Stoker's Dracula with gameplay, bug discussion, and community chat.

Summary

Dead Flip streams gameplay of Bram Stoker's Dracula (Williams 1993) with hosts Jack Danger, Ben, Brad, and Stan. The stream covers basic gameplay, discusses game bugs and code issues, tournaments in Chicago, and pinball community dynamics. Multiple hosts and viewers interact throughout the casual, comedic broadcast.

Key Claims

  • Bram Stoker's Dracula has multiple bugs that need code fixes, including issues with mystery hole, mist multiball stacking with video mode, and ball physics glitches

    high confidence · Host explicitly mentions bugs and Williams Gaming retweeted about them; hosts discuss specific glitches during gameplay

  • Chicago has a robust pinball tournament scene with events available 4-5 days per week, including league play run by Ben Vigent and Emporium tournaments

    high confidence · Direct discussion of local tournament frequency and organization; hosts mention specific venue names

  • Dead Flip has about 12 pinball machines in their studio, including Lord of the Rings, Judge Dredd, and Twilight Zone

    high confidence · Jack Danger explicitly states inventory during discussion of how he got into pinball

  • The Metallica machine at Dead Flip is set up harder than most machines players will encounter

    high confidence · Direct statement in response to viewer question about hardest machines

  • Virtual pinball tables are good for learning rules but real machines provide a fundamentally different, superior experience

    medium confidence · Host opinion during discussion of virtual vs. physical pinball

Notable Quotes

  • “Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to DeadFlip Pinball. Today is Larry Day four on Bram Stoker's Dracula, a game from Williams 1993.”

    Jack Danger@ 5:10 — Standard opening/framing for their weekly game feature format

  • “You guys are always ragging on Data East The Simpsons. Is it really that bad? Yes. No, it's just extremely underwhelming. The game... shoot the left ramp and then go home and cry because there's nothing else to do.”

    Unknown host / Jack Danger@ 3:41 — Community sentiment on Data East Simpsons as weak game design

  • “Virtual pinball tables are great for learning rules, but you need a... like playing a real pinball machine is life-changing. It's life-changing.”

    Jack Danger@ 24:09 — Articulates core community philosophy on real vs. digital pinball value

  • “There's a few bugs in here, but you'll get it figured out.”

    Unknown community member (caller/chat)@ 25:53 — Acknowledges known code issues with Dracula that require developer attention

  • “If you really want, you can go to a tournament four out of five days of the week.”

    Dead Flip host@ 2:30 — Documents Chicago's active competitive pinball ecosystem

Entities

Jack DangerpersonBenpersonBradpersonStanpersonBen VigentpersonJoe SaeedpersonDead FliporganizationWilliams GamingcompanyBram Stoker's Draculagame

Signals

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    community_signal: Dead Flip streaming format demonstrates sustained community engagement with consistent Monday-Friday schedule, interactive chat, and weekly deep-dive approach to individual machines

    high · Hosts mention regular broadcast schedule, active Twitch integration, subscriber/follower engagement, and formal tournament scheduling

  • ?

    community_signal: Chicago is positioned as a significant competitive pinball hub with robust tournament infrastructure including league play, venue tournaments, and casual pin golf events

    high · Host states players can attend tournaments 4-5 days per week; specific tournament organizers named (Ben Vigent); multiple venue options mentioned

  • ?

    product_concern: Bram Stoker's Dracula (Williams 1993) has multiple confirmed code bugs including mystery hole malfunction, mist multiball stacking issues with video mode, and ball physics glitches

    high · Hosts explicitly discuss specific bugs during gameplay, mention Williams Gaming retweeted their bug report, and provide technical details on avoiding glitches

  • ~

    sentiment_shift: Data East The Simpsons (1990) community sentiment remains negative; hosts and community characterize it as 'extremely underwhelming' with poor gameplay loop

    high · Multiple hosts agree game has limited strategy, jokes about its poor design continuing multi-week trend

Transcript

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0:00
I did a bunch of stuff in Hollywood. Aw, baby. Kyle, are you ready to get crazy? Like, sexy? Um, internet. Freaking internet. Can you guys hear me? Do you ignore me? All that other fun stuff.
0:20
Worship me. Do you want my children? Please take them. Take them away. I don't have any, but you're welcome to. I'm donating my two kids.
0:34
I'm a boy. I'm a huge guy. When are you getting that? Loud and clear. All right. We can hear and see the logo. Man, oh, man. Is that Twitch logo now? Oh, that's a... That's a Twitch logo for any of you with the mobile. Yeah, I saw that. That looks fun. Oh, that's cute. I'd flip that. Here it goes. It's a plunger and two flippers. Awesome. You could read the targets at the top or something. Yeah, why not? Yeah, I did that a couple weeks ago. It just ran out of the screen. Yeah, that's pretty much it. So, so, so, boop, boop, boop. Yo, Clint, what else they say? What else they say? All right, I'm getting texts from the ladies. I didn't eat lunch, so I'm kind of a little shaky.
1:28
He needs to do a giveaway on the front page. Daddy Simpsons, come on. Maybe without Nick's permission I'm going to give away Daddy Simpsons.
1:39
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He probably knows what's going on. Mm-mm. Something's gone but feels real right right now. The front page is so much nicer. Maybe the shipping was lots more than the actual... Yeah, something this quarter was pissing me off, and I don't know what it was.
1:58
How often do you guys do tournaments? We try to do them quarterly. But there are other tournaments that happen in the city.
2:07
Like the league that Ben Vigent runs, who is currently here. Yeah. Then there's the Indiana stuff that Brad's going to. Brad's here. There's other Indiana stuff. And then there's like... There's pin golf on Tuesdays. But there's also 10 golf... No, I'm sorry. There's also Tuesday tournaments around the city, which is a little... If you really want, you can go to a tournament four out of five days of the week. Exactly. And also, you have to decide if you want to chase the whopper or just have fun.
2:39
The Emporium one is what? Like the last Tuesday? Six-Eight, shut up, dude. How often do you podcast? You podcast for them? We did three, and then just, you know, it's fun, but I don't, I can't talk for that long. Well, I can. It's a short podcast, too. Yeah. Jaded, thanks for the host, man.
3:01
Hey. Wait, Jaded? Yeah. You got lost. Not a Robson Bear. Neil Carmy pitched in to dummy the cops. Ah, Uncle Carmy. Is he going to be watching? There he is. He should be. Sounds like the mayor.
3:16
He was my guy at the time. Chase the Whopper. They should make that a good one. Which mayor are you referring to? The mayor of Indiana. That's you, buddy. Uncle Carmy, thank you for the beer. My man. Hey, good to see you.
3:30
You guys are always ragging on Daddy East Simpsons. I haven't played it. Is it really that bad? Yes. No, it's just extremely underwhelming. The game... Okay, pinball is pinball, but this game is just shoot the left ramp and then go home and cry because there's nothing else to do. It's very, there's not a lot going on. Or draining while trying to get them all. Yeah. Oh, thanks, Jack. Thanks, man. I'm glad you liked the podcast. We, um, schedules are kind of hard to mix. If you'll notice, like, when Nick Campbell is playing with us, he's running in and out of the room because he's doing other stuff. And I could just make a podcast myself. Yeah. No one wants to listen to that.
4:10
Like, hey, Jack, what's going on? Oh, pretty, uh, pretty good, Jack. Or I could use Ben here. I'm in podcasts all the time. Ben's in a Star Wars podcast. Star Trek. I'm joking with you. I did it on purpose. Stop. I love the, oh man, the Star Wars Star Trek feud. Go, Tom. Star Wars Trek. The Star Wars Trek. The feud goes on. Starship Troopers? Starship Troopers. Oh, we're in it. Oh, that's official.
4:38
Internet. I wish you guys would do a day of it, not a whole week, just to show off how bad it is. No.
4:45
I don't know, man. Maybe like ten minutes of it? Maybe I'll just like put the camera, point the camera at it, and then you'll be like, yeah, screw that game. And then we can move on. That's actually not a bad looking game. No. You can just watch it. The art is very Simpsons Season 1. Yeah, early Simpsons. Like it's not, you're not going to know. Simpsons Season 1. It might be fun. Oh, I've mentioned it before a lot. Thank you. Good evening, pinheads, and welcome back to Dead Flip Pinball. Today is day four on Bram Stoker's Dracula, a game from Williams in 1993. And thanks to all your tweets, WMS Gaming, which is Williams, retweeted back at me and did a throwback Thursday saying thanks to us for showing this game off, which is hilarious.
5:32
Thank you for tweeting at them that we found bugs in the game and they need to fix it. It's remarkable. it's like hashtag where's the code for Dracula because there are some things wrong with this game.
5:46
We have Ben BJ in the house. We got Stan the man. We got Brad Smith up in here. I'm Jet Danger, and we're going to play some freaking Dracula. Also, if I'm not mistaken, we're going to be on the homepage today, folks, so if I don't say hi to all of you, I apologize. It's about to get insane in about right now. Yeah, and be on good behavior. Yeah, and listen.
6:12
Watch your mouth. Yeah. Come on. Just watch your mouth. I don't, okay. Anyway, guys, so what we're going to do is a four-player game. Joe Saeed will be showing up, so that will be five players. But what we're going to do is four-player game. The person that lost steps out, and their spot is taken over by the person that was already out. And we're doing a 3-2-1 point system. It's a little weird, but I'll explain it. Actually, I'll just keep score and you guys can just figure out whatever the hell you want to do. Killer Bifer with the poop, my man.
6:48
Okay, here we go. So we're just going to get into it. A few notes on this game. We are using lightning flippers, which are shorter than regular flippers. Ben knows this. We have disabled the mystery hole. So in the code we've turned off mystery lit when you start the game. And we've unplugged the green cable off of the in lane here so that you can't activate the mist.
7:17
Mystery. I said mist. Hurry. Front page already. There's no way. Leaky bum hole. Hey, what's that bullet? Thanks for the leaky bum hole. Anyway. Folks, renew the stream. I'm Greg Javier. We do this Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. We're just going to get into the game. Screw talking. I'll start us off. Who cares? No, I'm 18 to 346. Yeah. Welcome to the Internet, ladies and gentlemen. If you're on the Internet, say hi to my mom for me, because I haven't seen her in a while. I'm pretty sure she's on the Internet somewhere. I just can't find her. Oh, that was super depressing. Say that. Yeah, I got a little... Guys, super depressing time. Bullet rock. So, Ben, if you want to do me a favor, whenever you hear that noise and see a name pop down, Oh yeah, now I can do that. I'm on top of that. We don't have to scream it, but let's just thank him. Let's just thank him.
8:07
Hey, Tony1234. My man. Thanks for following. Thank you for being a follow friend. Thank you for following me down a creepy alley and making me really uncomfortable. Thank you.
8:22
Hey, you came with Tiger. We appreciate your following, sir. What up, dude? Hello friends, how are we doing today? Oh, Joe! Oh, hi! Hello, thank you for following me. So... He doesn't creep me out at all.
8:42
I had so much fun hitting that, uh... Oh my god, booty clapper. Your name. Can we get a booty clap? Guys, can we get some flippers up and booty clap right now? Oh boy, I had that. You know what? It sounds a lot more fun than it is. Yeah. Booty clap. Crazy move, man. See if they can follow us. I wanna tickle that mustache. Come at me, bro. Wait, is that a thing you say when people say that? Yeah, that is something you say. I wanna tickle that mustache. Come at me, bro. Like, aww. The follow hype is real. MLG champ! All the flippers are up. Guys, that is, uh... Alright, Steve, why don't you take over? Killer biker! Wait, can you access the mystery through a looping at all? Nope, mystery completely off. No! Through menu and hardware we disactivated it. Is that even a word? Disactivated? Hey! Show game! Rhino 1! Stuff like that, or? Well, on tournament mode you only get points, but it kinda makes it unbalanced. Where in Chicago? Sometimes you get 20 points. Turkey all. Oh, there it is. We are in the Fulton Market area. Yeah. But we don't want to give away too much because we don't want to have both people show up. Oh, man. It's 30 miles to be fair. It's crazy. Like, the area of Chicago where there aren't that many gang bangers. Yeah, there you go. Wait, what? Ice and Lola Slam Tilt. Bop, bop, bop, bop. I love that. Bop, bop, bop, bop it. Wait, I'm playing Dracula. Oh, I'm playing Will. I hate it. Aw. Did you get a record of the Ramp Champion for the week? No, you haven't. Aw. Dead Rescue Ropes. Thanks for the follow, guys. Hey, I love you. You're all doing great. Guys, there's only 567 people here. What took you so long? The commander.
10:31
Wait, what movie is that from? Where he's just like, where he's like doing this with his hands. Yeah, it's like, I'm the commander of the clit. It's a James Silent Bob thing. Yeah, it's the second one. Oh, it's the second movie. It's like that thing. James Silent Bob. Daniel Robertson.
10:53
Nailed it. Ladies and gentlemen, you are currently watching Bram Stoker's Dracula Pinball Machine by Williams in 1993. This machine is a fan favorite with a lot of people and is unfortunately also a ball buster. This game is a huge pain in the butt. Incorrect username. That's a random thing to say, but you can tell me that I am.
11:20
Also, the game does a lot of magic. Shadow. Shadow? I don't know if I'm always referred to as, like, blue shirt or guy with his shirt. Yo, what up, Dirt Up? Dirt Up with his skirt up. Wait, I don't know what I'm saying, guys. Which multiple did you just pass? That was a very unfortunate... What the magic trick was that? You've got to blow on the missile on it.
11:48
Are you... You get the ball in there while the missed ball is going across. And you lose. This is the first game of the night folks, and we're just feeling it out before we start blowing up the machine. Oh Al, I remember you. You eat cats all the time. I'm a
12:22
Check my work. Sorry buddy. Oh, we sub to post links as move on has instructed The guy with the access music shirt looks like a good picture can you confirm or deny my theory? Whoa. . Uh, please give me CSGO Steam and the... Wait, what? . We're off to a roaring start here. . Yeah, skill shots. Hold Driller! Oh my god, dude. Oh, dude, Hold Driller. I'm sorry, Glory Hold Driller. Good seeing you, man. Thank you for coming. Yeah, I was hanging out in the, uh, that, that I think, um, Rocket Beans thing. That was awesome.
13:08
Bob's here on the scene. What's up, buddy? Okay. Let's figure out who the rap is again. Lyin' on the top. That's not the right cut. I ain't lyin'. You're adorable. This is the worst. Thanks for following.
13:21
You gotta be charming, folks. Oh my gosh. You scurvy pirate. I played pinball once. Once? Forehead, you need to play pinball again, dude. At least twice. Yeah. And make sure it's a different machine than the machine you played, because if you've only played it once, it was probably Space Jam and you'll never want to play pinball again.
13:42
That was a body, my man. Whoa, Nicky! What's up, Nicky? Is it Space Jam and Grip Repair fun? No, it's a terrible machine. Kerriken! Ladies and gentlemen, we are 40 subscribers away from our next two emote slots. Can someone please demonstrate all of our emotes for the stream here today? Thank you. We have a Space Jam fan. Check this. Say hi to Buzz. Say hi, yes. Thank you, SpikerDoc. Yeah, Space Jam is a bad pinball machine. TheButterGod. 312, are you from Chicago, Butter God? What's the word? Space Jam or Shack Attack? Space Jam. I mean, Shack Attack is a fairly rare game.
14:37
Rarity doesn't mean it's good. Yeah, I know. Here, man. What's up, buddy? Yo, look at all this fun stuff.
14:52
Everybody get up, it's time to play. Oh, what? Guys, I just... What do we got? Mr. Toilet Seat. Yo, Luigi, what's up, buddy? Yeah.
15:16
It's a me, Luigi. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. If you're new to the screen, please click follow. We do this Monday through Friday, 5pm central, and we stream one new machine every single week. For the entire week, so that we can show you guys how to blow the machine up. Maybe a little bit of flipper maneuver skills. And then we just get completely intoxicated and then have fun. There's a video mode here, we're gonna test some dots. Uh, play 2000 or 8-Ball Deluxe. That would be, uh, 8-Ball Deluxe duty for me. Yo, bus stop with that 15. That's not me. You are a fucking old faggot. Diamond, come back Diamond. It's good to see you, man. Stargazer's next week, looking forward to it. Um, it's Stargazer or World Cup. I haven't decided yet, but Stargazer might be fun. AWD. Toledo Co-Owner plan? We do not have a kit but there is one on the way very soon. The Lady Dukester. There we go. Have you partnered with Twitch with all these 15-metre boxers? Oh, how are you partnered? Because Pimble is awesome and I'm awesome and then I'm awesome. Oh ho ho! And then Ben pops his man. Well, I picked up a... Oh, you did! Okay. Ben's millions. Pop a club. Just be a man. The time has already started. Oh, we just started, man. Zantix. Welcome, Zantix. Ben's millions. Oh, man. Get the frickin' ding-dong. You are now second on home page. Yeah, boy! We get first on home page. Can someone move us? Can someone move us over? I think we can let you just like... Oh no, I'm on home page. I guess you won't get to see. This is just... Get it in the first half of the game. Yeah? How many more do you need? I'll give you two more. Yeah, I'm one block on those. How did you get into loving pinball so much? Here's what happened, folks. A friend of mine bought a Lord of the Rings pinball machine. Hold on, guys. Give me a second. A friend of mine bought a Lord of the Rings pinball machine and dropped it off in my studio. What's up, Toledo? And I was like, what the hell is pinball? I don't care. And then I started playing it and just fell in love. And then we got a Judge Dredd. And then we got a Twilight Zone. And then we got a frickin', like, we've had all sorts of pins through here. We have about 12 pins here right now. Starlet. Whoa, is that a butt? Did you get a butt? That's great. That's a great butt, dude. Who's up? L.O.T.R. is a really good game, but it's a really long game. It's got a long player. That machine does not want to let you die. Nope. Unless you play it on a pop-up. Unless you play it on a pop-up, then the game's like, screw you. Yeah. Sloth! Thanks 505! Welcome to the thing with some stuff!
19:00
Oh, wild guy. I am so sad. Easy top, I love you too, buddy! Holy crap. Give me all your lovin'. All your hugs and kisses too. You're a little stuck in that. Well, it's- So you know how many years of practice it's gonna take? Oh, lie. What is your favorite ball game? and what is the rarest in your opinion? A very rare pinball machine and a pretty awesome pinball machine combined is a game called Stargazer, which we have right here in the corner. It's probably one of my favorites, and it is ridiculously hard to find that machine in good playing order.
19:38
Raptor Man! My name was Ben, and the game was Star Wars. Star Wars, please. Star Wars. There are three Star Wars machines and none of them are... Stargazer is... Before you got the Enterprise, come on. Yeah, Enterprise Arena. I missed this guy. Internet, please don't be afraid to click follow. I'll... There are, you know... You could be a little afraid. There are monsters. Is this a real pinball game? No, you're watching a virtual pinball game. Yes, it's a real pinball... Oh, it's Owl. Man, come on, Owl. I love you, buddy.
20:26
Nothing Star Wars tells you. Fine. It's not amazing. You know, it's definitely a pinball game. It's got two flippers. Probably three bumpers, right? A ball. I think so. Yeah, he nailed it fast. Buy a space ship for $3,000 and play a game of bad ass.
20:52
Got you, my man. 2015. How dare you. Alright, folks. We felt out the game. We got the perfect game. Alright, Zizzle. Star Wars Data East is fun. It's okay. It's sort of right there with like Simpsons Data East. It's just like... like, mwuh. It's kind of like, mwuh. What's the hardest machine you've ever played? Our Metallica. We have our Metallica set up probably harder than any machine you're going to play. I only speak English because I'm an idiot. I apologize. Two dollars from Warhead? What the crap. Let's read this here real quick. I love you guys, especially Axe's music shirt guy. Yeah! All right. I didn't look at what that order was, so we're just going to go at it. Jaguar pirate. What's up, buddy? So how this works is first place gets three points. Second place, I'm sorry, let's start over. First place gets three points. Second place gets two points, third place gets one point, last place gets nothing, and when another person comes in, last place actually has to step out, what's up, I-star, and then someone comes in. You get it? No, I don't understand it either, but we're going to figure it out. So I'm going to start us off, if that's okay. How do you make a pinball game harder? It's tilt, it's the pitch of the game, and it's just rules inside the menu, if you can. Maybe You can move the posts out a little wider so the outlanes get wider and more gobbly. There's a number of things you can do and it really depends on what the machine is. You can do a lot. Yeah. I love watching that op-ed where they, on T2, they put really expensive rubbers right in front of, I don't know, the carliners. Yeah, that's a lot of stuff. Overkill. The monster. The breathing man. Overkill. Remove all rubbers, yes. But not off the slippers, because that will just break your game. Yeah. That just won't be a pinball machine anymore. Alpha, what's up Alpha? Thanks for the follow, man. Everyone, thank you for the follows, you guys are incredible. Make sure you go play some pinball somewhere. Farts! Farts can make it. You can make a pinball machine impossible. Absolutely. I always think that saying a game is bad fits through aces, tides, and valves, because you can make any game so hard that it's not fun. Yep, absolutely. There's like, the pinball arcade allows you to experience a game, but you can't attain all the difficulty that you've seen. Those games are designed to be very, very friendly. Yeah, absolutely. They're really good for learning the rules of the game. You can make it very hard if you disable the slippers. Yes, I would imagine that would make the game so hard. Thank you for calling, buddy. Ah, crap. Thanks. I just think you remember playing a game like a human man is like two hours and the bar is just dying. What are your opinions on virtual pinball tables? You know what? Virtual pinball tables are great for learning rules, but you need a... like playing a real pinball machine is life-changing. It's life-changing. Like playing the pinball arcades is whatever, but it's great for learning the rules again But playing a real machine is where it's at. You guys want to play diamond? You're my fave, shut up, I love you.
24:33
Overkill, thanks man! It's not even your first one, because you're never going to have the ball jump over a flipper. Man, or fall off a ramp and explode your blade. Always comes the da-ku-ya. That bat sucks. If you hit a tire and it jumps over everything, it just goes straight in the out. But you know what? Bats on Ball 1 is still better than anything, because even though he only got 2 million, that's a guaranteed 6 million out of him. Guaranteed 6 million? Full game.
25:02
Oh, unless I tilt it. But let's not... Oh, I'm sick. Donate to children. I don't know. I think we're just going with the order we had. I didn't really pay attention.
25:13
I wasn't paying attention. Brigsby! There we go. I'm guessing it's going to be a two million. Oh yeah. Bowen was saying there's a glitch if you double danger. Oh yeah. So what happens is if the ball is down and out and you get a double danger when it should be counting your bonus, bonus is gone. It's all gone. Another thing is when you light mist multiball, make sure you don't also have video mode lit because it will stack and it will ruin your multiball. Oh, jeez. I didn't know that. There's also... If you get a ball in one of the mist holes and you're not supposed to, it just ends in mist. Yep. There's a few bugs in here, but you'll get it figured out. Everybody, thanks for coming! I love you so much! Our pinball is a ball, and Zoe is the standard size and mass, yes. Yeah. Well, except for the Powerball inside of Twilight Zone is the same diameter, But it's made out of ceramic instead of steel so it's not magnetic and the game knows that that ball is being played and thus you get 2x for everything you're shooting at. I believe it's like a 16th lighter. Yeah, I think it's a little tiny tiny bit lighter. I've heard rumors of some games having slightly smaller balls. Elvish girl! Only followers get mustache rides! Deadwood? Sorry. Viper, Night Riding, have like, Koala with dark balls. He has the glow balls. Yeah, you're right. And then the Avatar Ellie also has power balls. Rolling Stones Ellie has the Rolling Stone, which is also a power ball. The Rolling Stones. They got a little power ball. Currypuffs, thank you for your follow. Ghostbusters, you too. Keep following. I love you. Yeah. Follow. Look at that swag, Nick. What's up, swag? You basically have to lose the ball immediately. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dogs and cats, friends and... I smell your pajamas. That is... Yeah, you don't want to. That's a disgusting man. Thank you for coming, folks. Thank you for supporting Real Pinball, Elvish Girl. Jungle Lord uses smaller balls? Okay. I mean, the family guy. Oh, well, then you've got like this three-ball. Brisbane, my man.
27:37
Hyperball. Is this the pinball that, like, that doesn't count. No, it's not really pinball. Does anybody see Brisbane?
27:46
What's that? Oh, yeah. Hercules is a pinball machine that uses a pool table cue ball. Hercules is one of those games that's really cool to see. Yeah, screw it. What up, Destro? What up? It's less fun than Orbiter.
28:03
Orbiter's not a real thing. It's not a real thing. Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Okay, here we go. Okay. So, folks, if I hit the ramp enough, it's going to light. Cutie pie fan. Where's dead flip fan? Oh, so sad. I was going to explain it. I gave it a shot and then I got confused. Okay, I'm Tuna. Orbiter 1 is a real pinball machine, but it's not a real pinball machine. Yeah, that's a good way to explain it. It's actually a pinball machine, but it's not really a pinball machine. It's got rules like a pinball machine. See, that's I looked out the machine, but the internet was standing in front of it, so they got him across the edge. But Orange Cloud... Hello, Orange Cloud. Welcome. What up? Scotta? Scotta? Preacher from the Black Tribune is a very good name. Um, Scotta, why don't you call me anymore, buddy? Come on. That's what you want to be here, in a pinball, like, internet click is a piece of... Nailjox. It just makes some people sick, right? Yeah. The internet is better today. Yeah, you know what? I don't know what the hell was going on yesterday, folks. We were dropping frames, like, because he dropped a mic. Is that a thing?
29:34
I could go for pizza. I, too, could go for pizza. He put me off recording the channel. Thanks, but nothing, Ben.
29:45
Woodslayer? Wait, Woodslayer? That's not supposed to happen, man. What happened? It went in the mist hole. Oh, it came out the other hole? Yeah. It came out the other hole. I knew this colony. Finally, you followed me. Where the hell have you been? All my life. All my life. I cannot find the secret left ramp. They played Walking Dead last week. Yeah, Toledo. We played Walking Dead last week. We have it here in the studio. Yo, John's Pep-pepperio? Choco-lino.
30:20
Where's the best Z-Tiff pizza? Um, it's not Gino's. I'd say Connie's on the south side. Okay, fair enough. I like Pequod's if you're gonna get one. Oh man, Pequod's is pizza. Pequod's is really good if you're going with a chain. I like Lou Malnati's. Lou Malnati's is great. A lot of people like Lou, I'm not a fan. But Pequod's is on point.
30:43
I'll come in for you. My mustache? Ernie Pete is really good too, I agree. Oh, thanks, that's not bad. Wolf95! I didn't really, uh, I've played Spectrum once. I don't know if I really got it. Oh, okay, I'll give you some different. It comes in a valley, and with all the colors. Yeah, like it's a weird game. Butt Shark is the best name. Yeah, I do. You know what? Brad Stark, Butt Shark is not here today, though. So it's only Brad Smith, the mayor of Indiana.
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No, Keller Ward is not here. That's like Steve Ritchie's. Yeah, like me. It's like after Flash, I think.
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No camera on hand. Flash. Oh, yeah, baby. So folks, here comes the 20 million. Sharks. I just threw it all away, folks. I just threw it all away. I thought someone was coming in. Uh, what's going on? Uh, you can't change your ball. That's the ball. What's going on? Uh, am I playing my ball still, or am I playing someone else's ball? Well, if you're playing the same way you are, you can have my ball. It's replaying. I'm saying it is. You have to go on again and change the ball. I just got screwed, ladies and gentlemen. Oh! The game trailer just gave up on me. It was just like, yeah, no thanks. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to reactivate the mystery. I think we're causing a problem. And Gavin told me how he did it, so... Yeah, that could be it.
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I've got nothing but love for you. Elvish. I think it's either an Outland's quench or a dirty abdomen. You guys should get a Jurassic Park pinball machine. The Jurassic Park is a lot of fun, I'm not going to lie. Captain Mushroom.
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I love you, Mushroom. I'm very, very similar to Ed's family. Internet, thank you so much for following. If you're happy to follow, please do it. It's free to do, and I will love you forever. I'm going to do a little tweaking inside to make this thing work again. Mr. Clean is good at pinball.
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I love it. You're talking about me, right? What's up, Tara? It's because he keeps things so nice and clean. Like, it's a nice shirt, nice watch. It's all up. This guy just did it. Son of a... Yeah.
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Rats and stairs. Ben. This is Ben. This is Brad. This is Ben. This is Jack Danger. Or, wait, what's Danger in German? Achtung. My name's Jack Achtung. Welcome. I'm too lazy.
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So I got a chance to get some comments here. Have fun with that one. Go for it. We're going to turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it. Make a call, buddy. Your name is impossible. Oh, my God. Miss Michigan.
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All right, take a shot or whatever else we got. When will you update the pinball tournament? What are you talking about? Oh, sorry, yes. We're having someone type all that information in right now. I need the... The, uh, the... Fudge. Yeah. We need the fudge. Carpet. He's nuts. I think there's one more. I think we just got him. Okay, can I ask you a solid? What up? You grabbed me there. Yeah. I love you. So much. Ben, everybody. The man, the myth, the legend. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. Hold on. Let's do this so it looks cool. Thank you so much for the follows and the donations and subscriptions.
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Love you guys. I want to hug Mr. Clean, okay? Hold on, is this not up against the sink? No, we're good. All right, folks, I'm going to fix this switch really quick. Elvish is getting greedy. She wants a mustache ride and a hug. Guys, come on. Come on now. You can only get one. Come on. Hey, you got to pick. You only get what you give. wiretap alright you know what to save myself from death I'm not actually going to mess with this at all we're just slam tilt disqualified ladies and gentlemen that is a slam tilt and of course it doesn't happen again when I hit the machine it only happens when you thank you for taking the time to notice me wiretap that ass Yeah, we got it. I was just trying to be a jerk, and I apologize immediately. Okay, so what was the score on that?
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Slam tilt. Moustache ride? Oh, thank you, Johnny Law. What? Ben's W? Don't talk about Ben's W. That's disgusting. Yeah, come on. Guys. This is a PG. It's a family show. This is a family-friendly show for family of all ages, okay? Oh, I slam tilted so the scores are gone. Oh.
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Internet, are you freaking kidding me right now? Oh, man. Infusion? MOV infusion? I like it. Oh, man. It's kind of fair. That may have been the first slam tilt on our stream. That is absolutely true. Spank tank a go-go. This is going to be my last game tonight, unfortunately. What? You're leaving already? He teases us. I'll be there for friends. Start us off. I don't care if he teases us.
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Yo. He is strong. All right. I do not have a label to accept. Ben, you're supposed to say to yell and get drunk. Fet's tonic. You know, last time... You know you don't feel Fet's tonic. I gotta be honest, last time I was not drunk, I just had a shitload of coffee.
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Any Beardo. But, next time I come, I'll be drunk and I'll yell. Even for those of you who don't like it. Hello. For those of you playing along at home. Uh-oh, someone's calling up. Technotron, hello.
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I was just trying to get up, and I keep hanging up on him. You crack. Ghost on the beat. Um, Elvis, thank you for coming, darling. I appreciate it. Of course, sir. You know what? I don't even care. You could be a cat, and I'm still happy that you're here. I love cats.
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Listen, that wasn't high quality pinball play, but y'all just did it. Man, I'm watching the viewers, it jumps from like a thousand to seven hundred and back to a thousand. Hello. Like, common pinball farts are super, super cheap. Dandy Andy! Is this a pinball haul as you're trying to get a private collection? Or you could take a second. Revo! Revorito! What's up, Revo? Buy our at Bunyan. Underground based. Guys, don't donate to cats, man. They're terrible. They're terrible things. Says the guy who doesn't like cats. In fact, I will donate my cats to you, but I have too many of them. Nice belash there. That's why you don't take your hands off the floor, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, bad cats. I have a bad cat's back glass in the other room. Meow, meow, meow. Hello from Russia, love guys. Captain Mushroom. Hello from America. Down to eat with two Ys and an underscore. It took about an hour to get a good game last time. I got a V and I'm at it. You're at six ramps in a row. You're the champ in the half. The champ of the ramp. I want to hang out with you guys and save me a beer. All right, Diamond. Hurry up, man. Aren't you overseas somewhere? We'll save it for you. I got to focus, too. The numbers on this particular dragon are a little bit high. Oh, 15 and up? Yeah, the shots are two years. It's the carpenter that flings his tools. Oooh. Lend them a bend. Yay. Good to see you, really. Thank you, Joe. Okay. Thank you, Joe. Thank you, Taylor. Yo, Cupix. What's up, dog? What's up, Cupix? Spin you along, Cupix. Guys, we're putting up that big score. Yeah, we...
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I wanted to, uh... Yo, Duck Glitch, my man, with the follow. I didn't think of these. My man with the follow. I'm loving this follow train, guys. I'm the super max man. Follows are incredible. I get pro pinball players It doesn look like you great now It doesn look like you great now Thank you thank you Follow buddy Like you know what I think I could play pinball This is pro pinball. Yeah, this is pro pinball. I could play all day. I think I could play pinball if this is professional pinball. Guys, please don't take these tour seriously right now. Don't play like this. I can't explain. Oh, then don't play like this. Alright, go for it, Leonard. Yo, the fallen train, all aboard.
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Thanks for the follow, kids. Let's go. I'm going to show you some of these cool new accounts. Do you have a graphic for me? I think you do. I do not have lower thirds anymore. I have to reuse them.
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These next over instead of some of these accounts. Whatever. Later. Thank you for coming to the club. There we go.
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Bam. I love the spirit you guys have. I love your name and your face and your email address and your... Here outside of your house.
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What the hell is that? The color you painted your bedroom. I didn't even know there were palm trees.
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There aren't. No, I'm just kidding. Here we are. This is me, right? Nope, that's Ben. Nope. No, I'm Ben. Brad, you're Ben. Yeah. And that was a pinball reaction 12 right there. Squirrelly. Yeah, right. Totally screaming and just pure anger and frustration. Why are we so red? Oh, it's to bounce off of this door right here. All right, Brad, you up, pal?
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Stay with me, Murph. It's Fox. Weapon, what's up, buddy? Uh, yeah, folks, if you need to know what machines you have, type exclamation point machines. J.J.'s bot will tell you everything you need to know. Please don't donate your cats. I will throw them in your trash. Yeah.
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Come on, guys. Goes into, uh, Donuts to Kids. That's on 1,500 follows. We hit 1,500? Hell yeah, guys. Thank you so much. That's incredible. Thank you, Relax, for pointing that out, dude. I don't have that window open. What beer are you drinking? This is, oh, nothing. I'm not drinking a beer right now.
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This guy just has some juice in a green glass beer bottle. Yeah. Sorry, guys. Fifteen hundred. Wait, you're right here. There you are, man. Wow, good. That was good. Yo, rich luxury, I wish.
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Call me, dude. Just play for four hours and play for 33 machines. That's awesome, Clay. 1-1-3-8. Amc's call. He's turning. What's your friend needs to play? Guys, our viewers keep doing this like roller coaster thing. I love you guys so much. Look at this guy. Look at this face. Someone say that for me. You who use you. I love you. Wait, hang on. Animating rotating. animating rotating I had animating rotating yeah animating rotating animating and rotating I love you guys Hit follow it's free to do and I like it when you do that and then I'll scream your name out loud or something and all that other fun stuff Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I keep saying that because it sounds fun. Oh! Yo, RIP Chris Lee, my man. I hear that. The Saint Psycho. Hola, Saint Psycho. Hola, Saint Tycho. Welcome to the pinball thing.
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They got their tight branched hips. No light in this party. Go them rats. Poli-Size! Ladies and gentlemen, Poison Squirrels!
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Ah, please don't poison squirrels, sir. It's inhumane. Ah! Trevor! I'm going to play before I can. Ah, loser's cool. You're not a loser. You're cool. Good, good job. Yeah, good. Oh my god, it takes like a, wait, Bill Nye the third race. Where did you guys get these mini-pendants? Rovers. Alright, here we go. Kid Rovers. There we go, I get the Gimme Miss Multiball. Who was the inventor of the pinball machine? It's a collaboration and a growth throughout the years. But the people that made this game was Williams back in 1993. What machine will you broadcast next week? It's a game called Stargazer, it's a very fun return and it's fun. Oh, but I don't get both. That was Vita, thanks for coming. Everyone out of the pool. Whoa! What was that noise? That was the diverter on the ramp. Okay, that was a weird noise. Alright. Stargazer hype, yeah boy. Thank you for coming. Alright, let's...
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No... Man, you know, legit, I can't reach that. I don't think I'm able to reach it. Alright, I'm not... The Deezonators! Oh, that's a second Crop Clock, at least.
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Oh, yes! That is much better! Too bad I got it in Ball 3. But no tilt. RIP Boy Wonder, my man! I think that's bonus. Bigger than my score. Holy farts. I need to do something in order to guarantee that I don't spit out here. This is probably Vault 2, right? This is Vault 3. That was both too, I was like, what? Aw, it's a fuzzy kitten. Hey fuzzy kitten, thanks for coming. Aw. RJ, happy 99. Coming to you live from the Mac Stadia. Oh, he's crossing his eyes. Could have got fluffy. I probably should have done that first. Alright, you missed a going here? Yeah, my knuckles say luxury. Eagle Man, as in the... You suck. It's five dollars from Duck. Come on. You gotta be freaking kidding me. Come on guys, come on guys. There's a shot. Thank you. Good to find you guys. And this is amazing. All the love from Steven Duck. You're incredible. I love you. Call me sometime. We'll hang out. You know, tweet and stuff. Let's make any guy... Go tweet me stuff. I love you. Thank you brother, I appreciate it. Adam, what's happening? Wait, we're on the front page? I thought you guys were just all being super nice to each other. Couldn't you? Oh, he's... Wise guy, Stun-G. Oh! Oh no! You got Dracula'd. Oh, that's great. Bugs, this looks like the best Thursday night. You know what? It kinda is. I got like, I got like hot people texting me. That's like every day. I got hot people, Jack Danger's love child, where have you been? Oh my god, Jack Danger's love child. This happens. Double suck. Don't, you don't. What's your number? I will call. Do not find me. Do not come for me. Do not come to get me. You get none of my Twitch millions.
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Mom, please! Potatoes. Nailed it. Oh, it's getting real sloppy. You, mother... Uh-oh. I will not believe it to you until I see that mustache. I do not believe it to you until I see that mustache. I feel like all these people like mom flip and... They called him Nick Campbell sitting in a room back there. These are all the same person. Yeah. A couple hundred, three million. I don't need more instead. I don't, come on. Oh! Look at that. There are a lot of people who think the same about that. Yeah, if you don't have any more, you can basically do a shake and shake. Is Ducklick secretly Yorian? That would be insane if that was Yorian. I don't think he would be on the ground. Because he wouldn't give us $5. He would ask for all of his internet money for boring him with our pinball skills. He'll only be a couple of ram shots away from your realness, not your pityness. Wait! Don't post my phone number! Oh, James, what have you done? The Dead Club Hotline, double minutes. Gee, James Slayer, what's up, buddy? Thanks for the follow, man. I like when people follow. Like this guy. Harpreet! I'm not drunk, I just don't know how to say your name. I'm not really sure what you call it when you get two balls stuck on the mist thing. If you knock the ball off and then get your ball stuck on the mist, that's a missed transfer. Were you a ringleader in a circus, Ben? Yep. Wait, are you? Now I'm starting to confuse maybe... No. You didn't? Yeah. Probably. Yeah. No. Brad here is the mayor of Indiana because of pinball. Uh, Devon. Get this, man. Uh, eliminating rotating sticks. You're coming, buddy. I love you. You're not telling me you're not... I'm not telling you you're not... If you're not at Tilton, you're not trying. That's good. That's actually a really good point.
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You ain't Tilton, you ain't trying. This game, too, we can't do it. That's right. How awesome is it to find a group like this? I promise you, Jay, sir, that there are a bunch of pinball nerds wherever you're at. I don't care if you're in the middle of Siberia. There is a group of freaking pinball dudes hanging out in some guy's basement right now. Around there, one. Absolutely. The most immaculate de-instances you'll ever find. They're able to... Why don't y'all do the whip? Do the whip. Oh my god. I'm old. What I think a whip is, is a car. Is that a thing? I was on a terrain trip. Oh, Taco Bell. Yes! They're trying to get in on the... The Taco Bell sends out every week. They get emails. Here's a new dictionary thing that people have saved. This is what millennials... It's like dat underscore doe. Yo, Fat 2, what's up, Fat? Looks like my name just got dropped. What?
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I have a lot of money right now. Where's that pen? Kimball joke in a step in my... Okay, we're going to... Kimball is love, Kimball is life. You are correct, ZZ Top. Oh, my God. Uh, folks, wait. Jack Dinkery, you make my tummy rumble. Is that good or bad? I can't... Is that a sexy thing? That doesn't sound good to me. Folks, I make you hungry? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, it's like that thing where you make them stick to my stomach. Ben, I love you, brother. It's a great pleasure. Adios. All right, we're about to get started. Ben's leaving. Joe Saeed is taking over for Ben's spot. And we're just going to do 3-2-1-0 because there's only four of us here. So here we go. I still got my three though, right? On the left, Jack, you create some of these muddied wires. It creates a rumble. You know what? Yeah, let's write your points down before I slam tilt them all away again. Who's Kiss? Huh? Who's Kiss? Dave Kiss? One of the original four founders of Dead Split, who now lives in Cleveland like a ding-dong. At one point, Stan and Dusty have been... Okay, so who's first, second, third? I do not know what's in the order. Was it? So Ben was first. Bigger. Yeah. Hold on. Look at this with me really quick so I can get these scores down. This is one of the harder dragons. I texted you. Don't text me. All right, here we go. So we got. Were you second or third? You were second? I was first. You were first place or first player? I was first player. Okay. So it goes.
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It was me. You. me. Stan and me. Okay. So it goes Brad. And Ben is DQ'd for leaving. Brad. Wait. Why is Stan? You're not Nick. God, I'm such a Okay, guys. Yo, Bear! What up, college? Gee, what up, all you guys. While you figure out math, I'll get over here. So Stan got two. I got one. Ben can suck a goat.
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Care Bear. Hey, what's up, Canada? Surrender as Flipper Hood is. Alright, I will never surrender. You guys in college or something? God, I wish. How college do I look? Do I look sporty? Troy Hill, what's up? Oh, thank you. There's a cool new pinball room in Cleveland called Super Electric. That's awesome. No. Cross, 392. When was the first pinball machine made? It depends if you're talking flippers or not. Yeah. Because without flippers, they were called bagatelles. When flippers were introduced I think in the 50s, 40s? 48 I think. 48? That's when pinball really became what it is today.
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Yo, Deci-Con! Oh, you didn't run around! I can't fit the ball to the other side! Who's Moo-Bot? Moo-Bot's a piece of crap I hired to run the screen. Well, let's just shoot that instead. Speakin's! Hey, Speakin's! He's a beast on one side! Johnny's flat. I just put him to play pinball. There's nothing so bad about that. Number one baby. Or are you saying he's number one baby? Whoa, I have to sit down. Come on, Dracula. Why do you suck so bad? Did you guys listen to this Tell Me You Can Know About Pinball episode? I don't even know what that is. Uh, Stan is up. Actually, Joe, I'll let you go next time. Love you. Joe Sayid, everybody. He shaved his head just for you. If you read this, I hope you die. Oh, I hope you die. He shaved his head just for you. If you read this, I hope you die. Aww, thanks for following, buddy. That's rude. That's really rude. Where's my sword, Jack Danger? Um, pinball, can I trust you with a sword? You should quit smoking. I'm not a play-out, I just smoke a lot. Yeah, I just smoke a lot.
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Oh. All the ramp. Not patchy, but where's patchy then? That's the only one that's dragging on 10 reasons why. What is kiss week? I like that one. Kiss week is coming soon. Most regular, like, the Augusta point doesn't make you walk away from all of these. It's a process. You know it's that one. Yeah. Joe shaved his head and his face. He saves everything. I am the arm. KVW3D6AG. That's my password for my AOL account back in like, 91. Osric, what's up buddy? What's up Drew? Drew now. Alright, stay in the main. Well, stay in the main. Well, stand in man. Okay, I'm in Chicago, yeah. Diamond Law, what are you talking about? Where you guys at? I'm still processing. If you look up top over there, it says Chicago, Illinois. Joanna, what's up?
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Joanna, Joanna, Joanna, Joanna. Which one of you guys is the best? Currently in this room is everybody. It depends on how the machine wants to treat you. Right now, Joe. Joe is winning. Chase Gucci. Laura, glad the beer is gone. Laura is very glad the beer is gone.
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Everyone is glad the beer is gone. my therapist, my ophthalmologist, all the it's. Just kidding. I don't have it. I also figured up the Chicago flag when people were early.
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Most people. Well, a lot of our followers are overseas. Corey, what's up, buddy? I love you. This is seriously awesome. Thank you. Ah, Bigger. Give me a break. I love you.
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I've been calling your phone, dude. You haven't been picking up. I'm a little worried about you though. How are you on the computer right now? Your mom said that you were out on some sort of trip or something. What's your favorite pinball machine? Any pinball machine.
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But realistically, ACDC is a very incredible machine. Metallica with the new code, Walking Dead's new code is pretty good too. But Stargazer here is a marvelous machine.
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I'm trying to learn how to play while talking to the internet at the same time. I just gotta not look at the frickin'- oh, I'm getting that bad. I'm getting that bad. If he laughed, if he laughed. Yeah, stuck it.
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I think that was too quick, though. It was too quick. It only gave me one lock. Whew! What's your least favorite machine? Any machine that I'm losing on. Castle of the Time Heroes? I don't, I can't deal with that right now. Oh my god. That should have been three. I screwed that up guys. I screwed that up. I didn't know you could do that too quick. Yep, too quick. I'm out of Seattle and donated a few machines. Oh, that's awesome dude. I saw the tweet that WMS gave you. Did you hit a billion today? Not today, folks. Actually, we haven't hit it all week, but we're on our way. Hopefully it changes this week. Brad, if you see a name pop up above our heads, please call it out for me, man.
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Trying to show some love. So this multiball coffin is worth nothing without missed multiball. It's like trash.
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It's cotton-locking. It's cotton-locking multiple. Or get a capsule lock. The average price on a $10,000 Indie game is for a very, very low Shirt.
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What's that? Yo, what up Windex? My man. Son of a... Don't take your eyes off the game, Danger. Windex? I don't even know what that means. Windex! The... the... Windex? STG Windex? No, my... They... the... Thanks, man. Uh, a... Fucko Five! Fucko Five. Remember that band, Fucko Nine? It's a ska band. Andrew John, how do you have such good accuracy? Chase, I do not. I do not. What it is, is, so if you look up some of the top players, there's a guy named Zach Sharp and a guy named Josh Sharp, they're brothers. They're top pinball players. And they will say that playing pinball isn't necessarily about making your shots, it's all about recovery. So, uh, if you watch some of the best players play, it looks like they're making all the shots, but it's because they make one or two and then they're able to hit the ball and start making shots. That does not work on us. K-M-K-M-K-M. Not the K-M-K-M-K-M. The post-transfer. How long have you guys been friends? I hate you guys. I don't know anything. We're not friends. We sort of walked in here. We have to pay the gate here. There's a peek at the door. You look flustered, Jack. I'm not flustered. If I look hot, it's because I'm hot for you. I had to offer a piece of collateral to get in here. Yeah, right. If I look hot, it's because I'm hot for you. Two million. I'm going to look it up. Alright. We're, uh, we're on this in this case. Joe, are you moving to Chicago? I've moved to Chicago. I'm here now. He's here currently. That's all I can say about that.
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Wherever you go, there you are. I'm back on my computer now. Thanks for coming back. Alright, folks. Wait. Charlie is the other guy I knew that could restore electrical mechanical tables. Okay.
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Internet, I love you. Thanks for coming. Hit follow. Yeah, I met Charlie three years ago out in Seattle.
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Hit the follow button. I was just showing you what the boss favor looks like. It's pretty cool. Chaos! Thank you! So, stranger streaming?
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Sexy streaming... You mother... Is this ending? I want to keep watching. We're not ending. We'll never end. Except for when we're done. The Birdman. Who's on? Is this the crew? It's the crew. Ben was here, dropped off beer, and then left. He showed us drop tops, and he does. Which is exactly how I like my friends. I have a good friend. What the heck?
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Hey, Conn. I want to take it off. I have to do the screen replacement. Here we go. I saw Pinball, a follow is required. I'll play in, do you want me in? We're doing the let's play success. Get in your hole. We're doing let's play for whoever is in the third. yup
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deal with it Jack needs a hat. Nick, grab me a hat. Yeah, that's a good one. Django. Uh, H20. What does that mean? Cushions? Like water? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Man, that's kick out sometimes. You know that kick out of? Talk about telling me everything I need to know about pins, speed, heat, and slag.
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Oh, no mods or LEDs for color display. Yeah, so I was about to say, we aren't the mod people here. Or, I guess the... the homemade studio. Pinball's world is just fascinating. It's, uh... You're not scared, you're just speed drawing. What? What means this? Yeah, the dimension of this multiball is... Oh, you stuck! Uh, hit me. No, he's impossible. Also, there is no...oh. Yeah, hit her? Okay. Huh? Call me Peezy.
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So, his mistress left here, and he nailed it. So, I'm also going to travel across the place with him. Oh! Ah, Donnie's plot. Yes, this is a... Stretchy pinball stick. You almost figured out how to do that and get it to fall off. Oh, come on. Stretch people pinballing beer. That's the only way that works. Alright, ten rants. Let's do this. Oh, you suck. What does it say on your fist? I thought, Lex? I'll let you guess what the other hand says. I'm out in the... Brad's freaking blowing up some rats right now.
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Um, that's not something I want to do. Trying to get that video mode out of the way? Hobbs says, welcome back, Joe. And Joe says, get going down, Hobbs. Yeah. I gotta go over the level in an immediate way. Diamond Law says, come on. Oh, it's... that's frustrating. Whoa, I am missing everything on this one. So far, it's in your pocket. I'm getting the win. Play, play. Get the tip. Oh, uh... . They say, let's read. I don't know how to do this with my hands. And then they say, heck yeah. And then they say, uh, Ska. I don't know. I have Ska tattooed on my head.
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Um, this is not my ball, I'm just feeling it out. This looks great, man. What game is this? It's great. Go ahead, launch that ball. You know what's even worse? It's like, all you can do is touch a button and it launches and you're screwed. So glad this is a real pinball. I'm glad the moves. I'm so glad you're a real person. Are a lot of these games that have flipper ball on too? Are you watching flippers? I'm not really into that. So, Elvis wants to know how we feel about Wisconsin. I'm a fan. I like Milwaukee. I like Chips. I like old Milwaukee. I like old Chips. You're old Chips. Yeah. Johnny's Clap. I'd like to watch you guys play Drunk. You know what? If you can't find anything that were not on the homepage, I'm pretty much clear. Uh, Osu! Fae! Thanks for the follow-up.
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Or Hot Dust Week. Hot, oh, or, you know what? Actually, we might do that with Starkey, so it just keeps him visible. It's probably not a bad idea. Yeah. That game can be described in, like, two minutes. Yeah. Um, there's a good chance that next week is all about drinking.
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It's gonna be good. Um, here we go. Diamond Law, that is an excellent book that you drew. Joe with the best now, he has to hit a target as the 50 million starts coming down.
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But they're still coming down fast. More more, oh my god dude this is a serious bet. Mofars, not really a mofar guy, it's a mofar. Dripping the pinball until the ball goes down That's really an overtrust. The overtrust line is the tick. Yeah, so what we do is when we play old games like EMs, games from the 70s, 60s, 70s, what we do is because the games aren't so interesting, we turn it into a bit of a drinking game. And that's what next week's going to be.
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I think it's just like the opposite. I'd call it off. It's like places where the time starts. Everyone's called it. So this is ball three. I need to blow this crap up. Like a dinner where you can't even chuck it on.
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Alright, here we go, folks. Also, what's back there? Folks, thanks again for following. I love you guys so much. We're only 40 subscribers away from our next two emoticons also. Gamer, what's up? So in 40 more subscribers, we'll get our donate to kids and we'll get our everybody out of the pool emoticons. Hopefully. Kenzie, what's up, dude? You guys seem like fun. Can't wait to tune in next week. It's not next week, dude. We do this Monday through Friday. 5 p.m. Central. Monday through Friday. Five days a week.
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Five freaking days a week we do this. I do this. And then I have people here. Main Street? What? Dad! Please? You mother... well I want to do that. ... Any screen with beer? Sounds awesome! Lavalooz with the follow. Thanks man. Alright, so Jet Danger took that one. So that's one, two, three.
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Why didn't I ever make a black-colored pinball? I don't think there's a big enough pole for that. Hoo-wee-ho.
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Boom, boom, boom. All right, who was first player? I was first player. You, me, Joe, and I was first player. So, one.
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And then who? Who got first? Joe got first? That was good. Let's go. It's a game you should play whenever you want. Tilting is losing your bonus. Exactly. Folks, let me tell you something. A lot of people... By the time you get to the real point, you've played another full game. A lot of people think that hitting the machine is cheating. I will tell you, hitting the machine, nudging the machine, is 50% of playing pinball, if not more. And realistically, you can't hit it too hard because the game will tell you you've hit it too hard. You're allowed to move it around until it tilts. You're given warnings, especially on newer games. You're allowed two warnings. Like if you hit it really hard, it'll say danger. If you hit it really hard, you'll get two dangers. And if you hit it way too hard, it tilts and your ball's over and it's the next person's turn. Or if you're playing by yourself, it's just your next ball. On older games from like the 60s, if you tilt those, the game just shuts off. And it's like nudging is a big part of learning how to play pinball. You have to learn how to, like if the ball's floating up, hold on, let's turn the camera back on. If the ball's floating anywhere near the top of the slingshots, that's what these little triangle things are. These are called slingshots. If the ball's anywhere near the tops of these, drive the play field into the ball to get it the hell out of there because you don't want to trust that it's going to go down the in lane because more often than not, it's going to go down the out lane. So it's all about nudging and hitting and knocking the ball around in slap saves and all that fun stuff. You have to hit the game. You have to. Hit it. Hit the game. Oh, Nick. Ball saves being out is not cheating. That's just... No, if ball stays on, it's just whatever.
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Oh, Nick decided to show up. I love you, buddy. All right, this is... Hey, I love you. No, if you're not nudging your... If I win, that's a quick piece. The game is as high as it's ever been. I love how you all so rarely get to play on actual tables, but I think the screen is cool. Thanks, Grim. I appreciate it, man.
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Grandma's here? Thanks, Grandma. Aw, Grandma, I miss you. I want cookies! Oh Grim! Where's my Grim? Grim! Yo Grim! Thanks for the follow! Grim! Nailed it! Oh god my legs! The only real cheating is an experiment is like Death Save Yep Or there's some like pinball There are moves that you can do There's only like I think two moves that are and pinball. One is called a death save, which I don't encourage you even practicing because you'll want to do it forever. And the other one's called a bang back. And they're both pretty much just bringing the ball back to life after you've trained. And it's bullshit. Donate to kids. D-Zed, what's up my man?
74:27
We're taking the glass off the edge. Well, yeah, if you can manage to take the glass off in a tournament, you deserve whatever's happening. You deserve anyone that beats you up. You deserve anyone that beats you up. There are other things like playing a game on purpose and he can start cheating and stuff. Oh, to allow someone to, yeah.
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There's also, you know, don't, whatever. I mean, it's semantics, guys. Just don't be a dingo. It's the only one rule in pinball. Don't be a dingo.
74:55
Pushing a plunger into prevent auto-launch is also cheating? I don't, oh, yes. If you're in the middle of a multi-ball, yes. You have to play any ball that is in the shooter lane.
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So, if you're playing while you have a suck ball and you go out of it, Yep. So a magnet wedding ring is okay? Absolutely. Whatever. If you have a magnet on a wedding ring, if Kevin Magnet is strong enough to manipulate that ball and you don't have other things just, like, flying at your body, do it. There's another thing you can do. Like, if you can use, like, a really bright light to mess with optos, that's also a change. Oh, what? I didn't think about that. How sophisticated are people? Holy crap. I'm going to do that right now. So Johnny's plot wants to know how long you guys have been playing pinball. I've been playing since 2013. 2013, nice. I've been playing... Wait, what? Hold on. When did you play? No, hold on. 2013? Yeah. About my first game. Oh, what's up Ez, you alright? Well, I don't believe that. 2013? I've been drinking my way through pinball apparently, because I've been playing since 2012? When did everything open and get out again? 2011? Oh, 2011. That can't have been that long ago. No way. Oh my god, no way. 2012? What? Are you kidding me? Alright, so 2011, 2012 was my start. Yeah, that's me too. I played when I was younger here and there and learned some tricks when I was in high school. I learned what a bang back was. I never tried it. But it was like early internet days I found some forums and stuff. Early internet days. We had a... I had a dirty day. I had 1992 internet. I had... Whoa, that was very diverse. I think it's probably AOL. Speaker magnets work exceptionally well. Like, the first one. And your answer is how long? How long have you been playing pinball? Like, five and a half years. Five and a half years? I've played in all the pinburgs. Five is this year? Okay. That's awesome. Come on, Ramp.
77:34
I hate pinball other kids. Kiss tomorrow on location at PDS? That's awesome, dude. We haven't kissed that much yet. I was talking to Jody about getting a kiss. So, are you guys ready to switch it up? Yes, but they're trying to tweak a few more code things. What's up? Is it out at Logan now?
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Yeah. We get the friends and family this time. I also had a very... Internet, cover your ears. I spoke with Jody for about an hour today about licensing and what's coming up and what I think should happen. And my idea was to toss on savings. And there's some marvelous crap coming down the pipe. Thank you.
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Yeah, dude, this is going to be better. I didn't even know that he was actually... He was in a meeting with about 50 people of different licenses. Get up there, yeah.
78:34
So guys, be ready for that huggy pinball machine. What was it? Jimmy Dean Breakfast?
78:43
The frickin' whatever that dead bumper was, the Go Nelly. Momento the pinball. Alright, so basically what I'm doing is I got Bass one shot away and I started coughing. And now I'm going to try and start fast during coffin.
78:59
So let me play a game. You know what, AGC, honestly, with about a year's worth of practice on pinball and some of the things he's showing you... Oh my god, you saw that. You could be an incredible pinball player. It doesn't take much but a little knowledge and understanding and like, trying to tune your reaction time. Uh, because it's all about flipper skills. You don't need to know rules or anything like that to be good at pinball. It takes about a year and a half of just losing every turn. Every turn. We're coming in eighth. Oh, David, I also told Stern that we could talk licensing pretty cheap if they want to make a difference in the pinball machine. Yeah, what would your cost be? Just give me the machine. Hey, do you guys want... Just give me the freaking machine. How heavy is the pinball machine? It depends on the machine and they can get pretty heavy. Especially white bodies. Like a... Probably some of the heavier machines. Standard width, like modern game, 250. 250? Yep. Fair enough. Alright, this is for you Stan. EMs are actually more like 300s. EMs are really heavy. They're kind of light. They're kind of light! Look at that. See what I'm saying? The light comes off so it's like... Yeah, that means they're like... I don't notice that. It's always really heavy. Not dead Not dead Not dead Not dead Not dead Not dead Not good Not a good start ABC the top 50 guys have been playing for a very long time but I promise you you can learn everything you need to know
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That was off the top rubber like four times in a row, and it's leaning this way just like half a degree, that every time you pop it, you're hoping it gets in the center, and if it's on that, I'll... Donnie, every week we focus on one machine, so every week is a different machine. This week is Bram Stoker's Dracula. last week was Stern's new Walking Dead machine. Next week is going to be Stargazer. The week after that is maybe going to be World Cup, if we can. World Cup, or if we can get Kiss in time, we'll screen Kiss.
80:56
In a year, you can be top 1,000. Absolutely. In a year, you can be top 1,000. That is no joke. You have to go to everything. Or just win one huge thing. What ball is this, two? Yeah, if you win one big tournament, you're in top 1,000. I screwed that up. You're in top 1,000. It's changed now. I don't know. I think it's had 100 in there, like 600. I haven't talked in a while because I... You have 600? You have 100? I have like 600 or something. Crap.
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Crap, crap. Crap. It's been crying. Especially because you're also like learning like the monthlies and everything. It's good, though. Yeah, see, ABC agrees. Top 1,000 is about a year. To like be properly ranked, you kind of have to have a full three-year experience. You monster. So you guys get a new one in there weekly? We have about 10 to 12 pinball machines here already. And then Stern drops off a new machine, I'd say, once every two or three weeks. Well, once every month. I turned it in April of 2013. I had one, like, side-screwed in, and one, please. And my neck was, like, four and a half. Oh, yeah.
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I've had a few. Yeah, there's a huge resurgence in pinball going on right now, folks. I encourage you all to go. Oh, my God. Yo, you're back, bro. You've got to be.
82:23
Uh-oh. I'm pierced. Are you going to double danger out? Leave them in the back. I'm pierced. 18 million. That's in the cave. That's in the nose. That's in the cave. That's in the nose. Man, I didn't get my skill shot. Man, I still didn't get my skill shot. 5,063.77. See? I feel like it would not be easy, but if you just go to enough turns, you can still get to the top. Then you get to the top by 100 for the struggle, and then I feel like it just ramps up. It gets, it gets, yeah, I'd say it does. Yeah, you gotta really start doing, playing well, like, at about a 5 to run it on. Yeah, to move above 5. I was 5 for a minute, and then now I'm like 7. That's how it goes. There haven't been, like, a lot of big turns. The stand is ranked 595 in about a year of tourneys. There you go. That's like a year and a half. Yeah. That's how it goes.
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Broken heart bash, guys. I'm James. Is that a future between you and me? The World Cup Soccer is from 1994, and we have it right next to Dracul. And it is a remarkable pinball game. One of my favorites.
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Rick! Ugh! What the hell took you so long, man? Oh! Fixed with a follow, dude. No foul. Seems brutal. Yo! Uh, number one. That's me.
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How long have you been out tonight? Uh, we started about an hour ago. What's Fonzie like? What is he like? Like sandwiches? Uh, oh yeah. There's no, there's no, there's no, you can fast even react on this game. They can't, cause you're either gonna bounce off the splitter or go back. Sharks! Oh, I'm done. People are willing to tilt the state of the art. Well, you know, there's no bonus to this game. Jables! Jables? Jables? Like, halfway down the aisle. Hey, Jables! I'm like, what are you doing?
84:36
Give it back, give it back, give it back, give it back. Oh my freaking God. Awesome machine played at a ton of night school. That's awesome, Jason.
84:54
This game has been a lot of fun. Is it easy to get lost? Yeah. I can show you the timing on this machine. I can show you how long it takes. It's different on every machine. It all depends on how fast it's going to go. Did you get any of them yet from this game? I've gotten one out of six. Well, like this game that we played. No, I don't think so. Okay. What would be the end price to be on a pinball machine if you wanted to buy one? It all depends on the speed and the condition. So here's where these are. So the very first one is right as soon as this head turns into the middle one. Boom. The second one is when it's been sitting on that. It changes each time. Well, it's been the same for me constantly. So whenever this face, boom. When the face turns into this one, it's like the second it turns into that one, that's the first skill shot. The second skill shot is when it's been sitting on that face for a beat. The third skill shot is the second that face turns on. Really? Yeah. I've never known them to chain. It gets faster every time you collect them. Up until the third line is faster. The chain is faster every time you collect them. It gets faster. I can't wait to see Stargazer. Stargazer is an amazing game. I can't wait to see Stargazer. Stargazer is an amazing game. And don't be keen interest for a week or else you're going to make it a bit of a drinking game. Because drinking is fun. No, I think a good drinking game rule would be chug your beer as long as the spinners go off. Oh my god. Those things are neat though. I'm gonna pick up my Valley King Cavalli tagging over quiet. Those look fun. Your spinner's like some Christ in the Brights shit. Did I tell you that the score doesn't even have a meaning? Retweeted or something? No, I thought it was a Twitter tweet. Throwback Thursday? Throwback Thursday we did a regular game. Oh, my God. I got the pig. The pig balls. You got the... Oh, they come out the asylum? That could be a... If it comes out of one of the holes, it's a pig. Oh, my God. It comes out of one of the holes and goes down and doesn't have a switch. There's a quick fan if you want to see Simpsons on stream. Come on, we gotta play Simpsons on stream. Luke Convento, what's up? Where the hell are you, Crystal? Are you in PDAs right now? I miss you, Crystal. You're usually here on Thursday. What gives? Watch the ramp on DE for the whole week. Yeah, exactly. That's... You can just do the same video as the ramp going. One person shooting it and we need that run and then we can shoot the shit in the bottom camera. It's just like the same thing over and over again. So I have to say, no.
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We looked like bookmarks for later browsing. Oh, man, this is the best. Come on. Fall in. Love you. Oh, Dan. The good news is, is you're back in. The good news is It is me We're not going to get four in the Stargate Pardon me brother I'm going to write these scores down I'll find them for you Yep go for it Joe Me Brad Joe you Brad me Close though Stan You, Fred. Okay.
88:59
It's not that we're going to get bored with Stargazer. It's that we fear you're going to get bored with Stargazer.
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Twitch is a very... You've got to keep them entertained. And games with lots of flashing lights and stuff, that works great. But an EM, that isn't going to hold attention as much as a game like World Cup Soccer will. So, on Hotshot back there, is an old DM behind Brad's head. We turned that into a drinking game. And it works out pretty well. And everyone gets drunk and everyone has a good time. So, you know, screw it. Here we go.
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Joe, you start us off, my man. A Gorgeous Centaur. Daddy Simpson's drinking game for every ramp shot. You know what, C&K? It's not that EMs are hard. Honestly, they're like palate cleanser. If you've been playing Sterns all day or like these Bally Williams games, it's nice to just take it easy on that EM for a while. Because there's no rules to worry about, you're just knocking stuff down. That's the whole thing. And a lot of the same flipper skills don't apply. Right, so you're more geared towards... your bounding caps take a hell of a lot of points. There's cat passes that get really important. And you know, like, chasing in lanes and stuff becomes a big thing, which... You know, these sort of games, you don't really have to do that stuff, because the flippers are powerful and you're just shooting at what you're shooting at. Because you need a shot and you can hit the ball in the corner you need to. Diamond says I don't watch for the pinball. Oh, I'm not taking my shirt off, dude. I mean, maybe when we get 40 subscribers and I get kicked off Twitch, then I'll take my shirt off.
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Just a big FB. I got all my subs, I'm ready to get on. Do you play GTA? I play everything, man. I play all sorts of games, but pinball, pinball's my passion. I play a lot of video games, a lot of the Blizzard stuff, but honestly a lot of my time is occupied with blowing up the bomb chains. By blowing up I mean just playing them because I'm... whatever.
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Do you guys set up the playfield slope to a specific angle? There's usually a level bubble on the playfield that you can match so that it's where its factory is supposed to be. The trajectory is 6.5 degrees. The laser all the way up so it's easy to go down. It's all the way up in the back and pretty much all the way down in the front. So this game was set up a little harder by making it a little steeper. But these blippers are strong enough to still make it up the ramp. Other games it would be like around 5 degrees, but I guess this one is at 5 degrees. Really? It's probably a little steeper. Excuse me? Can you measure it? Yeah. You know, Grim, if you look at last week's stream, I had a full beard. And then I shaved it off because facial hair grows back. And mustaches are sexy and creepy at the same time.
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My mom thinks it looks adorable, so that's all that matters. So if you ever get it in that Tom Waits hole right there, if you smash the flippers, you get an extra five million out of what's happening. There's some games that are called crowds like Creature or like... Come on. Yeah, folks, we usually stream until 7 o'clock. Sometimes later, depends how we're feeling. But we always put in at least two hours on stream. We don't want to overload you guys with too much pinball. Obviously, your rank will slur.
93:11
Get the fridge magnets out of here. I think it's sexy and not creepy. Not creepy at all. Thank you. I also like my mustache. I think it's sexy, not creepy. I mean, you have to be a beach driver on the side of the game. Can you freaking... You!
93:37
I don't want to be in a competition, because if I have to do this every time, this is just BS. Last week is free for six hours.
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Um, so... Yes. Ace EMX 2. Thanks, man. That hurt my voice to say it. I'm glad you're here. No matter, shaving sucks.
94:05
Pinball is wicked intense. Pay an overdose. Pay an overdose? I don't remember saying your name out loud from a follow. Perhaps you haven't clicked the button. I almost asked her. Perhaps.
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Click the button, dude, or I'm going to find you. I mean, I love you. Yeah. 24 hours ago. Yeah. At the end of the day, I still have two words.
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No. No words. Give it. You did, homie. Pain overdose? Well, I'm sorry. I love you. Welcome. John Quinn.
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You clicked it. You missed it. You know what? Now I'm the jerk. Thanks. No. I love you. Game, game, game, game, game, game, game. 24 hours on Daddy Eats Simpsons. Okay.
95:01
We'll lose our partnership over that. Just frickin' Twitch will pull all their ties with us. I don't know. I thought those were illegal, honestly.
95:26
Because people get, like, some sort of, like, toxosis from not, like, peeing. Well, I think they were saying there was, like, a 15-minute break. It was, like, not as hardcore. Oh, well, then that's a bunch of bulls. I would have been there- aw, screw that dude, if there was brakes...
95:44
What's he doing? I don't particularly like shaving, but I like freaking Charles Manson if- wait, oh you love Charles Manson if you don't. Yo, Big McFaddy! Why am I not getting the dance? Is he wearing a mousetrap? I gotta get some external speakers for that thing, man. Also, I'm going to be ramping up the graphics package for Dead Slip here by doing a cooler animations for subscribers, cooler sounds, cooler animations for followers, cooler animations for people that are donating to the cause and love to get a donate, and then... I want to see you can use these for lower thirds. Oh, you animated for lower thirds? That's right. Animated? Yeah. That was a wild effort. Yeah. That was a cool, uh, look what's going on there. Uh, I'm just, I'm redoing the graphics back to make sure, like, when people follow it's like really cool things instead of just like a thing that runs through. More better animations coming to you live from a guy that doesn't speak English that good. Dude! Heheheheh.
96:59
Yo, KE to the KE, what's up buddy? What's the deal with that Eastman? Peace. The Manigade? Welcome to the League, brother! You're amazing! Holy crap, man! Um, Internet, can you make this blip for The Renegade, please? Uh, it's still on now.
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Yo, The Renegade. I love you, buddy. You're adorable. Um, am I up? Yes. I'm back. Thank you so much. I don't know what I did, dude. Shut up and take my money. Enjoy your free emotes. Use my face, as you will, in other people's streams.
97:45
That'd be a hard sell. Well, I actually really like Dirty Harry, but PSP is... J'poo-ha! Frickin' flippers, guys.
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Yo, that's what I want to see. I don't even want to see words. I just want to see flippers in my chat, guys. Let's get some more flippers up. Dirty Harry, I think, is particularly brutal. It's not very fun.
98:05
This game is just so simple that... The Renegade! Renegade, you the man. Because of you, we only need 39 more subscribers!
98:18
You did it. You broke the ice. You started a sub train. You started one. You are the engine. And I'm hoping the caboose gets 40 people from now. I think the video mode is actually pretty cool. On what? On the game. Yeah, the video mode's awesome, dude. It's all about shooting dogs in the face. Better than Getaway. Uh, yeah. The Getaway's video mode is all about just riding that line. Yeah, you just don't have to do anything. You don't have to do crap. You just find the right line and you just call the trap and pass the beauty away. Fastest... You gotta move if somebody comes down the right lane or the left lane. You can't need extra. Otherwise it's just a lady. Um, whoever wants to play. It's only 20 million. Oh, okay. Joe, where are you? You know what? Honestly, I can stop this. I just thought this was, I heard a certain story that this is actually, like you said, you've been practicing on your body. That's awesome, dude. Good ball eating you, baby.
99:16
I'm not told about the subframe when I subscribe. There's no subframe. So I think here's you. You know, I forgot to put in the timer. Whoops. Whoa, that was really stupid. There's a timer somewhere.
99:29
Duh, duh, duh. I like putting a timestamp on my stream. I usually go back and look at people anyway. You were going to go back in time and look at them in like 24 hours. No, 24 hours. I don't remember when we did. Oh, that's right, because you had Steve go back and just like watch. I didn't have Steve go back.
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That's gross, dude. Go back. Steve's awesome. You guys need to start doing this because you're going to go back and watch it. It's interesting to be able to see what... I want to give you a better... I just wanted to feel it out. Looks good. I'll get into the part where I know I have messed up and I know more on this stuff. Oh, I'm your logical. Uh, Death Chefy. Yeah, she's done that. Yeah, exactly. I got my own Death Chefy. I don't even know when it... For as long as I've been watching Quip, I never know when to use Death Chef Eats, but I'm excited to make my own.
100:36
Subtrain, sub-fettish, super-subtrain. Dynas, don't worry about it, dude. Do not worry. Oh my god, I'm doing my life forever. Yo, he's got a straight up hurricane-susper. He's got red... red spit-movie instincts. Yep. Red spit-movie instincts. The next day a bug in there. Ah!
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Yo, when giraffe keep laughing at you... Fifty-one and fifty-two! ...it's beating something. It's like a... Oh, no. Yeah.
101:25
Talking about a slip train, baby, this evening. Working on a slip train, baby, tonight. You can actually, yeah, relight a list of... Oh, you're going to be here all day? Oh, really? I know, right? Yeah. Because I'm going to be on a call, and this one will be on. Yeah. You can light a list of... Yeah. You can actually... Are you going to call me about it? Maybe. Maybe this call... I'm going to go with the green. Green! Oh! That's the first time I've tilted doing that. I tilted too. Something's weird. Normally the defense will stay there. The guy playing is cute. I sure hope you're talking about Joe. Maybe Joe took it up on his way out. Thanks Joe. I ruined your game. Chill, that's it. I'm like, I'm going to die. Son of a biscuit.
102:22
I'm going to let the director think about what it's done. You made me hit you. That's not a joke. That's not funny. You got it. Weird, it's just showing the text on my iPad. I think sometimes, like, mobile devices don't show the emotes all that well.
102:38
My mobile devices are okay. You guys are great. Especially with the cracked screen. With the cracked screen. Dude, how do you not cut your finger on that? You know, I think I have. Yeah, just, oh, that's where all that blitz comes from. Yeah. Is this ball three? Yes. Are you watching the tilt, Bob? I can't see it. It's bright enough, I just can't see it. I can tilt now. Yeah! The renegade! Folks, listen. You know there's other streams playing the pinball arcade and doing all this other stuff. Don't you want to be able to show the world what they're doing through pinball players, Emotion? Oh, I got this. And possibly my face? Stuff-samoogan? Or stuff-moo-geon? Poop-peck-samoogan? God dang it, man. You know what I never got? Is like the, putting the X in the name for like my face. It'd be like X Super Donner and then X. Because Super Donner in pink is like the surrounding of X's. You get it. You did it. But thanks for coming, man. Yeah, there you go. Strip of Mutants!
103:48
Directly called Swappers. What software hardware do you use? Do you write down what's the setup? Yeah, if you go to TiltForums.com. Is it just .com? It's pretty loud. Have you been to TiltForums? It's like the pin 5 for not the app. No, it's .com. There's a double back. So go to tiltforums.com or .org. Everyone posts their pinball setups there. I'll look at it real quick.
104:27
Whoa! Some of this is going wrong. Yeah, I like it. I don't want the best microphone that nobody really uses. Oh, come on. Really? Oh, I'm assuming you're talking to me because, uh, it was, uh, Stan sitting off camera. You're probably the cutest guy here. My name's Al. Castle on our coffin house. Oh god. Uh, Dylan Tub. No, you're cute. So I've got a hundred million sitting in baths, I'm pretty sure. Holy frickin' half a million. I don't want to throw up. You don't want to throw up?
105:27
Some way to say... Dude, can we get a Big Bang Bar in here? Who has a Big Bang Bar? I know a guy. What? It's not a... He probably wouldn't donate. He could sit and babysit it. It's only a reproduction, it's not original. Oh, it doesn't have to be original. No, it's a John Maynard song, but it's like the most expensive. You know, the continuation of Jason Bullock or... Yeah. Uh, I think that game's brand new. Osric1847, welcome to the league, brother! You're amazing! Sorry for yelling. Start with me again. What took you so long, Drew? Uh, what took you so long, Drew? Uh, Internet, can I get some flippers up for Osric there? Thank you very much, I fucking love you!
106:19
Get up there, ramp right there. Well, I got my... How do you get the baby to use the... Oh, Uncle Kermie, you put the freaking tilt bar on Sykes, dude. I completely forgot to do that.
106:35
Osric, you da man. Holy flippers. Internet, I will be removing the pinball from the left flipper tonight.
106:48
I only put it on there because when we originally only had two emoticons, I needed a way to show that there was a ball in there. But now I'm getting rid of it. Whoa!
106:59
Yeah, that's why I did that. Can't stop you from falling off. That's more like a Lazarus or something, but it is what it is. Lantern shield. Oh, I got rods. You are neither lantern nor shield, but my best friend I've ever met on the internet.
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Check it. You're amazing. And I love you. Bye. Been wanting to son for a while. Well, brother, you're my favorite. Holy fuck! Fuck! Next game. This game is actually hot to the touch. You can heat it up right there. Murdering it. And that's known as blowing it up. Nice and down. Keep the left one moving, ball butt rename it. I think both of us break the bill. Sean Quinn, I will, I'm going to take it away for now, but bring it back later. Because I need two more remote slots. Like it's hard to not get like two remote slots. Yeah. And that's why he's the mayor of Indiana ladies and gentlemen. That's why he's the mayor. I love it. I love it. Poor Indiana.
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The mayor just raised some taxes here. Oh dude you should have hit that. I know. aggressive. Cool beat. Joey and two kids beer can. I feel like if my 950 was an X-P to get a miss. Luck pinball, Dylan, you should. Wait, so it goes, uh, it goes Joe then, no, Brad then Joe then me. Okay. One, two, three, one, two, one. Alright, so Brad, then Joe, then me. That's the order, let's go. Do you guys ever play for anything other than score? Um, we do... $100. Yeah, $100 builds. What's the most to do? There's like stack tapping that goes on. It's a college thing, you wouldn't understand. Um, you know, whatever. And motorcycles. Steve has no wizard mode, so... No, there is no wizard. $30 million is kind of wizard. Brad, you saw him earlier? That's close to wizard mode. Is that 1.5? Wait, 1.5? I don't think 1.5 is even on the board on this machine. 1.2 is the lowest. It's 4? Okay.
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Tap the stack, baby. I'm predicting like an 8 million game right here. Dude, Nick had to yell at me because when I get stupid drunk I just start doing that. Just walk around like... I did that to Gavin once and And what happened was we were at Papa. He did it to me. And I was like, oh. Nobody does that to me. And he was covering his stuff. And we went out to the parking lot. We're all drinking. And I'm like, ah, maybe you can calm down. He's just standing like this. He dropped his guard.
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Northstar, welcome to the league, brother. You're the best. Yeah, and I love you. Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. Can I get some flipers up for Northstar there, please? I don't care. Booyah, caca.
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Anyway, so Gavin dropped his guard. and I pretty much just punch him straight in the dick and then run into the darkness, like down by the river. It's incredible. Remember that time where I punched Gavin really hard in the dick and then... Oh yeah, there's something like that over there. You mean the erection. Alright, look out in that house. I did. David? You guys are good. But the whole thing is going back to North Star. This game is mine. North Star, I love you. Yo, get on the flip. Flip in the head. Yo, sub train. You might. Are you okay? You got the plug? We gotta set the traps up. Oh, I don't even start. Can I use wine? Are you not seeing this? I think I've got like a bloater in my eye. You got this, Brad. No, I suck. Get up. Get up. He's in my beer. Drink it. I read about a guy that lost a testicle from sack tapping. Yeah, it was Gavin. Cause I punched him in the...in the...in the jump. That was not a sack tapping. It was like the most brutal, like, just... It wasn't even like a slap, it was just full force punched to the deep, and then I ran into the darkness down by the river... Give me a nice seat. Give me a nice seat. ...at the staff there. I had a beer, and just like drank it until I thought everyone was good. Jack's usually a good guy. Until he got... I miss the fluffy.
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Joe's up next. Alright, Joe. Super sorry about that. Make the leaner. What'd you end up with? I've been trying to do, um... Ooh, tilt. Behavioral tilt. What'd he say? Behavioral tilt? He just set it up. He was like, yeah, just set up three... He tilts you hard too quick. Guys, the fluffy.
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I love you guys. Holy crap. Folks, we do the Commodity through Friday 5 p.m. Central. Come back tomorrow. Tomorrow's the last day on Bram Stoker's Dracula, and you're going to enjoy it, hopefully. I don't know. Maybe you won't. Maybe you hate pinball and me and freedom and all that other fun stuff.
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Yeah, but it's only Poplar's wife. Yeah, I think he won something. I think it's 19. Poplar started playing in his dorm room. Oh, yeah. That's amazing. I don't think it was at Stanford or something. Dylan!
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Hi. Who's doing so much? I didn't let him say it. I wouldn't let him say it. You're welcome. I never drink wine. Oh my god That Folks That ball one right there Just procured me the win I promise you I don't even care Talking big I don't even care Talking big Jay The quick commander We do not have Terminator 3, but if you do own it, please drop it off at F3-ma for you. Come on by and if you're trying to sell it, we'll hype it up. We won't lie, but we'll stretch people a little bit.
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Oh, that was bad. Devast-o. Yeah, Papa 1 was meant for 1. That is insane. Wow. Well, they were off for a few years, right? Like, it's not too late. I paid your bonus. Sláinte. I need a buzzer. You got it. You got it. I need a buzzer. Come on. We got it. It's your game, Nick. It's your game. When you get any points, he gets one point. That's how it works. Oh, I thought he had to win. I thought he had to win it. Yeah, win everything. He had to win it. Yeah, I don't know. Nick's rule was if he won, you got a point. Oh, okay. Stand up, man. Stand up. I'm not looking good, Brett. I'm okay. Okay. I'm not staying here tonight. I gotta head down fast. That's time. Get down.
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Oh, Papa's 6th was 1998 and Papa's 7th was 2004. We took a break. That much is a stop. If they were to do that to us now, we would have a whole week.
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What's the idea behind the three taps of the opposite flipper before shooting the ball? in the ball. It's all just people have weird taste.
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No, there is actually like a... $3.11 and Katie's like... Actually... Katie's at the Katie. Thank you, brother. I love you. You have the Oh I have the unstoppable 50 million Thank you for the donation brother Thank you for supporting Yeah you have 50 points Oh god Wait you have 50 points Start That's another weird bug in this game Sometimes you get like 50 points And nobody really responds Yeah 50 0, 2, 1, It's like a rain of nine. Behave yourself.
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Behave yourself. Um, internet, um, watch this. Man, I gotta pee like now. You already said you won. Why don't you just get it? I got you! Stop it! Let's see those slippers. Yo, kill the flies! Let's see those slippers! Yo, that was good.
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I don't even know why you're playing, man. You're just going to win anyway. Yo, I'm just killing the flies, dog.
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Ooh, backhand. That's not even a thing, Internet. How did that happen? Why are you so good? Mom? Ooh, tried to kill you.
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Damn mustache, bro. RPG for dinner. Welcome to dinner. Okay. Don't tell him. My man! Let's shake him up. Go far between lean and cake. Oh, 30! Teeqo! What's up, Teeqo? Thanks for the follow, man. I would follow you too, but that's restraining order territory. What is it like when you are always the best? Oh, gosh. During that multiple or just in general? Slapping him with a beck and hand. What? That's during coffin multiple. And destroying him utterly. Hold on. Just realized that flippers is the Chicago flag. Thanks, man. Yeah, boy. And if you talk to some of our regulars, we have actually made the Chicago Clipper flippers, and I gave them all away like a ding-dong.
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DWG! What's up, dawg? Do not flail here tonight. Pinball. Pinball stuff. Yeah. That's not a game that even comes to your mind. Come on, stop it. Please! Come the frick down! Oh, Mom? Oh, fuck. I got nervous. Oh, fuck. I got nervous. One more for Drac'man.
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I know, I'm sorry Dr. Drac'man. Please! Dr. Dracula! Look at that jackpot, oh my god! I know, it's like... Oh man, you should have waited for that Dracpot. Oh, Dracpot! Oh, that was dumb. I didn't even know how dumb that was until I said it. Internet, sorry for screaming in your ear. I'm just excited. Oh, Beth? Oh, Zeta. Sorry for yelling Internet I apologize That the most one The first call is like the jackpot. The second call doubles the jackpot. 97 million. That's the most one.
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And then it adds another 25 million. That's for a double one. Rick, normally it's one point. Nooo! My butt! Oh no, that is tripped. Double was literally scattered. Guys, sorry about screaming again. I got excited. I never apologize for being excited, do I? No. And then you can double it again when you want. Hey, how are ya? Oh, my legs. And then it goes up. I got that backhand skill apparently. Well, that's not the one.
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But then you can double it. Well, that is double it. The first one is 120, then it's 240. Oh, nailed it.
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Drop test. Mr. Reno is ready. Mr. Reno. Mr. Bob, Mr. Reno. Mr. Reno, Mr. Bob, Mr. Reno. I'm already out in two dangers if I'm not mistaken, so I can't be a ding-dong about trying to save that mic. Oh, wait.
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I think it fell out of reach. It fell out of favor. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, why? If you do that, why didn't it? If you wait again, you're not starting this. Mr. Davalina, Mr. Bob Davalina.
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Shoot some dozes in their face. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Danger with the pinball! Oh god. No gloating. That's a lot. Yo, set it up. Show them the 30s, man. I gotta light up another mist though. Yeah man, light it up! No, you can also get 250. Yes! I love you! Woo! Uh, folks, this is science right now you're watching. This is straight up science. You have 150 just in back. 150 in just back. In just bits. It was just the... It was by your lock. Bounce past? Oh god. You're gonna like the last part. Oh my god. Look at the mask. Watch him. Oh! That was both, too? North Star, my top three favorite machines are Stargazer, ACDC, and then every other machine. Oh my god. You're 200 already. Oh my god.
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If you do nothing, you get 1,100. But if you actually do something, you get 1,000. How'd they get up at it? At this point, the game doesn't get any harder. The multi-balls are the same level. You're making a lot of shots. Oh, that does increase play. Holy crap.
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Profiting is never harder. It's always a shot. 5 RAMs and 2 OTs. And then, uh, Vince always 10 RAMs. Uh, Ravioli, you wanna know my least favorite machine? It's probably... the EFB in the top of the machine. It's probably the Nintendo DS. No, I don't think they're any of my least favorites, because all pinball machines are pinball machines. You know, at the end of the day, if you're on a desert island, you'll play a Space Jam because it's the only machine there. How did I manage that? I got a pity mist. No, you're killing it, though. And I got frickin' arms. Oh, and you got a pity mist? It gave me a pity mist.
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I did a drop catch. Oh, barely. It was like barely. Careful. Yeah, I'm done. I just caught it in the air. I had to take it. Careful. Oh, no one for me today. What do I have to do? I have to leave the... I don't know. The champion of the club! So folks, most of that's gold. You get the more money they're worth. But you really can't invent and earn nothing. I mean, most of the billion. Yes, you only get a mil per gold if you get them at their max value. Yeah. In the hardest mode, dude, that's hard to deal with. It's not easy. Maybe the last one, but it's only a moment. I have a real last-meets-favorite, but for a number of years, I... You hated the Adam's family house. I hated the Adam's family when I first started playing that. That game, when someone opened up this secret to the room that gave up... Oh, I hate that card game stuff. I don't know if you can stop her, but just like, electric-fired ramp all day? That's the whole game. Don't frickin' tell me. It's fun if you decide to play with that power going.
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I don't even know. You can shoot or get that ramp off. Yo, Gary Oldman, Dance With The Queen on a Rider, folks. Gary Oldman, shirtline open. Look at that. Shirtline. I had a really good chance of 30, but they're at a 2. 30 million. 593. You're supposed to know the 200 comments. No danger, okay? It's supposed to have a 200 hummus. No danger, I think. 7 o'clock. Yeah, that's baller. Yeah. You think it's less ball? Yeah, it's ball free. It's ball free? I might play for a little bit of this thing. I mean, uh, Lorna's out of town. I got nothing else to do. Watched a movie today. Left piano getting his nips stuck. What? I can't do this. Do I have a camera on this thing? Yes. So, okay, I tried tweeting at every actor that was in here. The only person with an actual Twitter account is Tom Waits. The guy whose character is very whatever. Apparently traffic is really bad, so I need to leave right now. What? Thanks for coming, dude. The very many actors we met currently, folks. Have fun with the actor. I thought of you, I thought of you. Uh, Ryu, we don't know what Drak is shouting. It sounds like Wins or Vins. I think he's calling for his Italian brother, Vins. Vins! Uh, so Chris was actually calling it out. So I think Chris might have to get the right answer. Who? Chris. He's gonna need to go like, Vins! It's Wins. It's Vins. Is it Wins? Yeah, W-I-N-S-S. It's really just a jail cell. Oh, it's Wings. Yeah, the Wings. Ah, Wings! Hehehe.
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The mechanic, the dumb mechanic, is me. I actually go on first as the dumb mechanic. Yeah. You're making the ramp. He's just the big blonde guy, right? Bombskier on Steam, it smells like diabetes. Smells like diabetes. What smells like diabetes? Yo, we got a whole ass frickin' donut case to put on the counter out there. You want to talk about diabetes? No. If Joe would not think so, That's not a thing. I would have a chance. Just that. Do you... You can actually do it. I don't know. If I could do this, I would have a $120... $200. Yeah, $200. No, I have a $250 cash. $250. For holding my theory. Good catch him up. Look at that. The hole is furry. Oh, the air ball. Robbie Robinson. You got Robbie Dockers.
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Bear horn. I got to go. What? There you go. Oh my gosh, here it is. See you, buddy. No, in the face. Rubbing your arm. Tommy and what do you think?
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You're not allowed to mention... You can sing whatever freaking Who song you want in my stream. Tommy and Pitbull Wizard and anything of that nature is outlawed, banned, and restricted. See you, Internet.
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Joe Sinead, everybody. Thank you. And then there were three. Oh, gross. All right, let's see if I can get a bajillion points. All right, get your billy. Have you done the billy this week at all? No. No, the highest that we've even seen on the stream is 950. That close? Yeah. Alright, here's your billy. Get it. Come on buddy, you got this. Come on, everyone's rooting for you. Mom? Mom, I love you. Even Mom? No, my mom hates me. No. Hey, hey, hey, 4 million. Who wants you to succeed? Who sucks bad? Oh, weird. That was, yes. Oh, weird. Double weird. Oh, good. double weird you are a man though good hey see you in case you buddy I love you There you go. Oh, I ain't gonna fail nothing girl. What's up? I don't even know what to fail means. You should go for the Drupal. Oh, you got the Drupal at 50. Uh oh. I forgot I thought the Dracula holds over. It holds. It holds over. One more. Oh. 666. 40.
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No! Oh boy. Can I get control? Plez. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Go, get it. Flip. No, get your luck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. There you go. It's only number two. I know, you need three. Here come triples. But missed is like so far away from me. If you don't miss, you just need a doubler from one of those jackpots and you are at all money. Oh, whoa. Get rid of it. Yo, who's playing pool over here? Oh, wait. Oh, no. OI! Yo this song is awesome
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Piddi-a-piddi-a-piddi-a-piddi Transpirit Live? Live your life! Oh my gosh Call your mama, sleepover's over
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Oh, oh! NOOOO! 7th, 8th, 9th I didn't do it SHIT! Lord You need to double, man! Oh, oh, no! Dude, are you pardon kidding me, dude? Not in the billy club tonight, but that's a good score.
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That's a good score. That was a very Dracula move to get back up, by the way. Thank you, buddy. Oh, my God. Get your belly muscles. Fall in. Give me a minute. Give me something in there. Get your belly muscles.
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Fudge! Yeah, that was the last ball. Mother of the country. Uh-oh. You have video. You need to be careful.
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10 million. Oh, God. I can do nothing. Wimps. Spunky King. The dream was real guys. God is too precious a thing for me. Not for us. It's not for us. Well you know what I'm gonna do? Cause I don't even wanna fuck deal with this anymore. Let's just play. Alright. Throw it in. I'm in. I'm not doing that anymore. That's a cursed position. I actually forced the cursed one. Now I'm in. curse one now fourth is gone there are no crusades
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you get the thing with the stuff! why? what? huh? woah that's a danger, that's a double danger I can't hit boop spangberg Get a pulse, Spangbird, folks. Man, I almost tilted.
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Strong move. Stuff again, ZZ Top. Wait, ZZ Top, you're Zach, right? I keep forgetting. ZZ Top there is, I believe, Zach, the 12-year-old that pretty much whipped everyone's butt on The Walking Dead during our tournament. He did, at least, so well. That was amazing. Does BSB have a midnight feature? It does. Folks, do you want to stream for five more hours? You have to do it this week. Oh my back. I might do it tomorrow.
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Sven, are you scared of the camera, bro? No, I'm not. Just wondering. No. I think the internet thinks I'm talking to myself. Dude, a moment's courage. A monster. A moment's courage and it is done.
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A moment's courage and it is done. It is here that we must fight him and destroy him and put an end to him. angle action, you know? Oh, I hear you. You need that angle action. Are you flippin' kidding me, dude? I am Dracuya. Dracuya! I'm hitting nothing. I'm hitting, like, zero things. Are you kidding me? Another vote to change the clock? Oh, you want to see...
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Yeah, there's a midnight Easter egg on this game. What does that do? If you're playing and midnight comes around, something special happens in the game.
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And it's spooky! Change the clock. Alright, let's change the clock. Hey, can we change the clock so that midnight actually happens during the stream? Yeah we can. We're gonna try. Alright nerds, we're changing the clock. You know this tomorrow? No, we'll do it, um, I guess we can't change it for the minute. Oh I guess we can. Just to show people what's happening. Sorry I have to jet tomorrow. Go shake him out! Oh man, you have to do good shakes. Nudging baby, it's all about the nudge. I'm nudging! CMK! No, no one wants me! I'm a spitman! Donate to kids. What?
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Whoa! Straight up. That's all it goes where Stan wants it to. Yo, Stan is fabulous. Come on. Did you get my tweet? Are you tweeting my post? Here, Jack. Too much trust. I'm checking my tweeters. Hold on, let me tweet my tweeters. So you guys talking about the clock, is there a clock in the game? My internal clock, yeah. All the cheats have it. Um, no, there's no tweet. And we're drinking Stone Pale Ale by that brewery that everyone loves. Stone. Uh, Diamond, it's dead underscore flip. I don't know if that I don't know what that means, anything.
139:08
Anyone here good at making gifs? Gonna need one of Jeff dying ASAP. Just me falling over. You? Jump out, jump out, jump out, jump out, jump out, jump out.
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Ah, tough Danish bastards. Oh, my. That really is. Yay. I got a bad. All right, guys. Here comes the money. All right, let's see the cash. Go on up this, please.
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Get the butts. So, I got the first skill shot. The second skill shot is when this right face has just been sitting for a beat.
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There. Booyah, Scott. Driving on a bus, driving in the bus. Refrigerator. Oh, that was a text I got from somebody.
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Nice. Yo, I'm here to play, dawg! It's more of a sexy moan than it is like a weird cry for help. Mine's like, Ah-ho-ho-ho-ho! Stop doing this. I don't need any more of those. Stop doing that. Well, we're going to get a biggie every time! Crap. What's the order of the multi-ball? You want mist always with every multi-ball. If you don't get mist, you don't get the 30 times. So miss first? It doesn't matter if you get it first, it's just you don't want... I want to get it first. Hashtag tough Danish bastards. Miss ready. And then you have to watch the hardest one to get, because you have to hit those targets, or hit the ramps. Stop effing me dude, jeez. Get missed, then coffin, then just hit the ramp to start, really hit the ramp to start casting. Scrooge! And the Kipper! You want to lock up two balls in the ramp? Woo! Sorry, Christopher, only subs can post links. You're my favorite and I love you. If you have three multi-balls, triple and it's like a hundred and twenty-one. Even if your link was about something with butts, that I didn't agree with. Actually, I agree with anything butt related. I'm sorry, give this computer like a billion or like 50 million. It's hollow.
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There you go. Get that money. Here's how you get the full bag. Yeah, that's how you get the full bag. Wait, hold on.
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Dirt up. You're amazing. Welcome to the league, brother. Holy freaking cards. Are you kidding me? I just rained all my balls. It doesn't matter. I love you. You're my favorite. Get the flippers up for Kurt! Please! Holy crap! What did he do? He subscribed! What does that mean? That means he loves us more than everyone else that doesn't have a pinball next to their hand. Aww. Wait, so people that have a pinball subscribe? Yes. People without a pinball did not subscribe, but we still love you. What does he have a knife for? Uh, that's jaded and he can cut people because we hate them. Oh, so does Uncle Carmy. Yeah, Uncle Carmy has the power. The power of the voodoo. Voodoo, you do. Do what? Have the power of the bay. Wait, that's your face. Prove it. Like big butts and cannot lie. Wait, hold on. Hold on, we got this.
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That's your face. There you go. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah, that's crazy. Um, I'll subscribe after you play Daddy Eats Pistons for one night. Screw that. Oh, man. Screw that. Why don't we play it? It's making you work for it. When? How? Like, now? No, like next week. Sometimes soon. Let's put a center post in. Sometimes soon. We need a center post. Techie, I know you have tons of machines, but have you ever played Pinball Arcade? Actually, I do play Pinball Arcade when I'm on the toilet, um, to learn rules on machines that I don't have personally. Actually, I don't have any toilet games Nick owns all these machines Wow and then stir and then Gavin and then everyone else I was kind enough to drop she's off. I love you for subscribing Freaking guys, let's go. Let's win this you guys we got all the wins Hey, the reign of power is over. You know I got I got five real
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Dirt hill dirt. Oh, I guarantee you trade up kill it right now Dirt McGirt Alright, his uh... Oh, man. Thank you so much for subscribing. Fresh short quiver. Get you. Get you in the eyeball. Alright, so I got the mist. I mean, if I get the skill shot, my coffin opens up. What? ADC said he'll donate $50 if you play one night next week. Send him in. Frickin' chatty East Pinstons, man. Let's play it. ADC said he'll donate $50 if you play one night next week. Send him in. Frickin' chatty East Pinstons, man. Let's play it. It's... It's not gonna be fun. I didn't say it'd be fun. No, it will not be fun. It is the opposite of fun. Wow. It's work. Aw, shoot. The Daddy's Christmas present is real, Jack. It's everywhere. You have to do it. I am...
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Get in the mess, please. Just play it for one night. We'll see what happens. Whoa. Oh! You were clapping. Get off the machine. You lost the ball. You're going to miss. Yeah, you lost the ball. I'm not going to miss. You're going to miss. When's the last time you saw me?
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That was close. Close. Your mama. Oh, get in that mist hole. You know you want it, girl. Don't do it.
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Don't do it. You're a winner. Oh, God. Oh, calm down. Oh, God. Get that castle on. Man, look at all those kills. Show them the triples, man. Get that castle on.
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No, man. Get that castle on. I'm not a player. Yeah, I just capped a lot. Did you see that freaking shot, by the way?
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I didn't either. You seen him cap a lot? Because I'm wearing sunglasses. Swipe! Swipe! Another miss! Baby!
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Um, what the frick? Did he just give you a miss? No, I lit another one. I kept it one shot away. What? Oh you gotta be freaking kidding me. Oh, too bad it wasn't loaded. It just didn't give you a miss ball. This game is straight up cunt-oos. No, you didn't let it feed a miss ball so it just gave you one and then it drained. Oh, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. Alright, time to coin the hill kids. Castle lock two, castle lock two, what you gonna do when I give the castle, castle, castle lock two? Five million. Yo, good, good.
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I'll be getting skills like I got them on. Go do it. Yes. That's more like that, right? That was pretty close.
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36 more tilts, guys. Okay, folks, we need 36 more tilts and about 36 more subscribers. I think we can do this. Whoa boy. Oh god. You are the love of my life. Good lord. That's the end. That isn't a long dance. It's pretty long. Alright brother, kill it. Let's do it. Alright. Remember to change the clock after this game is over. I'll do it. Shirt wide open, Garry. I'm gonna go. You're a wide open Gary Oman. Gary Oman with his shirt wide open.
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You're fine, you're fine. The sun is too precious a thing in these times. So there's literally a switch just for the clock? That's cool.
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Stop it. Um, where would it be? Feature? Yeah, I have zero experience with the inside of the Pimple. Do you guys know what menu it's in? Oops. Why is the power still on? I'm going to get electrocuted. I'm guessing it's not feature. It's probably standard. Clock? What was that? Oh, clock style. Clock style. What does that mean, even? Oh. Yeah, that, well it's not March, but that doesn't matter. Show date and time. Where is the time? Hack the world! We're hacking the mainframe, kids. Don't tell my mom. We're getting there. We're getting there. Where the crap is it? It's not in here. Probably audit pricing, features, standard, printer. Bookkeeping.
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You guys know where this is? Utilities? Okay. Oh my god. So, let's set it to 1159. You can pay a transfer over.
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Booyah! Alright. Of course it's time tilt because who gives a crap? Alright, so that bought us what, three minutes? Yeah. Alright, I'll let the game figure out what it's trying to frickin' do right now. Sean Quinn, hello! Does it only happen if you're playing while in the game? Okay, so if you started after the game. Get ready dude, this gets intense. Is Nick playing? You know what, stay in Sardis off man. Kill it. If you get it, you get it. So you've experienced it before? I know about it, I've never dealt with it. I think it's a multiball maybe? I don't know. You should just hold the ball until it hurts his head. Or you gotta hurt him the right way. I honestly am not aware.
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Oh yeah baby, what's up? What you got? What you got? Ten million for days. Alright, hurry up. Get in it.
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My body is ready. What is your mind? Yo, cradle that shit. I don't know what you're doing. Hurry up. Ooh, that was cute. That's 11.59. Hold it. Just hold it. I can't. I can't. No! No! Come on. We're good. We're good. Come on. Come on.
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Still nailed the skill shot. That's fine. Get it back. Stay with me. Ah! What time is it guys? I mean, I don't know.
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1.7 is the high score on this. Is that Dave? Yeah. 1.5, 1.3, 1.2. Who's the GSV, or GSG? That's Nick. That was his moniker before he became N space V. Okay. All right, folks. Midnight should be here.
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What you doing? Is it maybe disabled when you guys turned off that mystery stop? Nah. Do not confuse me.
154:32
Perhaps you have to hit something in order for it to work? Because I'm hitting... ...stero things. What the?
154:55
Folks, that should be midnight I would imagine. Watch the game, it doesn't look like it. You have to start the game at midnight? Oh!
155:10
What? How rare is that though? Alright, plug it in. That's kinda weird. So somehow you have to know and then hit it exactly... Exactly. Press the start button. You can start the game at midnight? What the crap is that? Crap, yeah, crap and crap.
155:28
Not my game, I don't know. I'm Ned Nose. If you're ever going to be playing me in a tournament, Dad, just choose Dracula. Just choose Dracula. Good to know. It's not popular, this thing at all. Because good, uh... You have to start it at midnight. That is so freaking weird, I don't even understand. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna drain this ball. I'm gonna look at the time. There's two places for a drain in these times. Yeah, I'll check the frickin' right return. I already figured that out.
156:18
So it's 730. Oh, maybe I should exit the freaking menu. I could do a countdown on the stopwatch. Yeah, I thought it happens when the ball's in play, but it didn't. All right, here we go.
156:39
Zendron. So it's 731. You can watch the screen until it says it, and then press it when it's in. I don't think it says... Because you have a full minute, right? Any time during that minute. Is that right? So you can hit start now? Or like, because it'll show you, like once it's 12 you have 60 seconds to press start. Does it show something on the screen, folks? There's only 143 people watching me be a freaking idiot right now. Um... Uh, okay. Yeah, I don't think BSD has it. I think it does. I'm going to hit start. Are you ready? Dad? Mom? Please? Please? No? Hey Dad. Do you know about the midnight mode? Like how it works? I don't. Okay. Love you. BSD doesn't have one. There's no midnight mode? I'm just going to play it for a minute, and if it doesn't have it, then we're going to say goodnight, folks. You guys have been stupid awesome tonight.
157:48
Nick loves you, maybe not as much as I do, because I, like, really love you. Like, if there's a way to, like, mass propose, I don't know. But I don't think that's legal here in Illinois. Alright. Looking for them in that bar. No. So this should be midnight. I'm just gonna drain and see what happens. Where is it? This should be midnight.
158:22
Nothing. Nothing's happening. Internet, come on. Continue, continue. The screen showed the time. internet thanks so much for coming out I freaking love you guys thanks for all the follows the donations the subscriptions you folks are incredible we couldn't do this without you big props to twitch for putting us on the homepage holy crap that's incredible thanks to Stan for coming out Stan the man everybody then we have Brad and Joe and Ben and Nick everyone's gone I'm here all the time. Monday through Friday, 5 p.m. Central. Be here. Tomorrow is our last day on Dracula. Then next week, I'll put up a vote to see if you guys want to see Stargazer or Data East Crapsons or World Cup something. We'll figure it out.
159:20
I love you guys. Seriously. Can't thank you enough. Have a wonderful evening and go play some pinball. Have a good night, folks. Goodbye.
159:31
Freaking midnight. Look at Stan's face everybody. No way. Look at this amazing, ingenious I will say, animation. The animation. The Switch logo becoming a pinball machine. Love it. We'll play the last ball out here. Wings! A monster! Ten million!
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It's a beast! A monster! Blood. Incoming. One more second. Alright, and we are... We are... Gotta close the button, let go.