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Hosts deliver highly positive first impressions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pinball, praising art, animations, and playfield design.
John Borg designed the playfield layout for Ninja Turtles
high confidence · Hosts confirm this during gameplay analysis segment
Joshua Clay led animation work on Ninja Turtles and it's his first lead animation role
high confidence · Hosts explicitly state this is Clay's first lead on animation for the game
Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti) created the backglass and cabinet artwork
high confidence · Hosts repeatedly credit Zombie Yeti/Jeremy Packer for artwork throughout the review
Dwight Sullivan coded Ninja Turtles and his team handled the code
high confidence · Hosts directly mention 'Dwight Sullivan and his entire team did this' regarding code
Marc Silk performed voice work for multiple characters including Splinter, Shredder, and Casey Jones
high confidence · Hosts credit Marc Silk for performing approximately seven characters in the game
Jerry Thompson composed the music and sound design
high confidence · Hosts praise Jerry Thompson for sound package and music during the review
The game features three ramps and multiple multi-ball modes
high confidence · Hosts discuss ramps and multi-balls during gameplay analysis
The machine has a third flipper that feeds the upper playfield at high speed
high confidence · Hosts describe the third flipper ramp feeding upfield as 'a freaking bullet'
Animations may be among the best Stern has produced to date
medium confidence · Host states 'could be the best stern animations to date' and compares favorably to Deadpool and JP games
The game is smooth-shooting and controllable, similar to Deadpool in difficulty
high confidence · Hosts repeatedly describe the game as 'smooth,' 'controllable,' and less brutal than Stranger Things
“He did it again jerry thompson did sound he did it again amazing... what are you gonna do this would be the team that i would assemble”
[name withheld pending review] @ Early in gameplay section — Expresses high confidence in the design team composition for TMNT
“I would challenge anybody that steps up to TMNT and name me one, not two, three, four, five. A lot of games have five clunky shots. They have four clunky shots. Name me one clunky shot in this game, Greg.”
[name withheld pending review] @ Playfield discussion section — Strong statement about the quality of shot design and lack of problematic mechanics
“Could be the best stern animations to date. They might be a little better than JP.”
[name withheld pending review] @ Animation section — Places TMNT animations in top tier of Stern output, comparing favorably to Jersey Jack
“I think that this is like that bounce back from Munsters. Yeah. Of what it was. Like, I know that that had to have devastated him. And this, I think, is a full-blown comeback.”
[name withheld pending review] @ Code discussion section — Positions TMNT as redemption arc for Dwight Sullivan after perceived Munsters underperformance
“It's hard to find one category that falls short. Usually we find a game where we're like, I don't like the code, I don't like the way it shoots, but the art's awesome, and vice versa, but it's hard to find a downside to this game.”
[name withheld pending review] @ Overall assessment section — Summary statement highlighting unusual consistency across all game design elements
“If you're going to do a Ninja Turtles, they nailed it. Yes. Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti) with the artwork, I've said it before, you guys might have heard me, he did the best work on Turtles. The best representation of Turtles, even better than the original artists themselves.”
[name withheld pending review] @ Theme discussion section — High praise for theme execution and artistic representation
“Using lighting as a weapon, as a coder, is so smart.”
design_philosophy: John Borg's design approach emphasizes smooth shooting, repeatable orbits, and lack of clunky shots. Hosts note his two-flipper layouts feel similar across multiple titles but the three-flipper TMNT variation provides more dynamic feel reminiscent of Tron/Guardians hybrid.
high · Multiple references to Borg's smooth ramps, repeatable orbits, and consistency across Guardians/Metallica/Munsters. Hosts explicitly challenge anyone to name 'one clunky shot' in TMNT.
design_innovation: TMNT features cohesive animation style attributed to Joshua Clay's lead role. Hosts note departure from previous Stern pattern of multiple animator styles appearing disjointed. Animation integrates seamlessly with artwork and game surroundings.
high · Hosts state 'looks like one person' animated the game and compare favorably to Deadpool and JP, noting TMNT animations are 'very cohesive' and potentially 'best stern animations to date'
code_update: Dwight Sullivan's code approach employs multi-color GI lighting (red/green/white) to create dynamic mood changes throughout playfield. Training mode uses full-field color feedback for correct/incorrect shots. Hosts note intentional use of lighting as engagement mechanism.
high · Hosts discuss how entire playfield lights green for correct shots and red for incorrect shots in training mode; comparison to Star Wars mood work; discussion of lighting as 'weapon' for coder engagement
design_philosophy: TMNT theme execution is described as 'nailed' with authentic representation across artwork, animations, and voice work. Hosts note theme appeals to multiple generations (80s/90s origin through contemporary reinvention) and Jeremy Packer's artwork surpasses original artists in representation.
high · Hosts state 'If you're going to do a Ninja Turtles, they nailed it' and credit Packer with 'best representation of Turtles, even better than the original artists themselves'
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[name withheld pending review] @ Code and lighting discussion — Philosophical comment on Dwight Sullivan's approach to lighting integration in code
“I think Dwight's back. Yeah, I do, too.”
[name withheld pending review] @ Code conclusion section — Agreement that Dwight Sullivan has recovered from perceived Munsters issues with TMNT
gameplay_signal: TMNT positions itself as smooth and controllable despite featuring fast ball speed (comparable to Stranger Things). Hosts note it lacks brutality of Stranger Things while maintaining Deadpool-like controllability. Game described as approachable for varied skill levels.
high · Repeated references to game being 'smooth,' 'controllable,' 'not brutal,' and matching Stranger Things speed without Stranger Things eating players alive
personnel_signal: Jeremy Packer (Zombie Yeti) continues to be recognized as top-tier pinball artist. Joshua Clay emerges as promising animator lead. Marc Silk performs significant voice work despite being primarily hobbyist. Dwight Sullivan positioned as recovering from Munsters with strong TMNT comeback.
high · Hosts declare Packer 'is the king of pinball art' and 'that's fact at this point'; note Clay as 'new favorite' animator; praise Silk's seven-character performance; frame TMNT as Sullivan 'comeback'
sentiment_shift: Community and hosts perceive Dwight Sullivan's reputation recovering with TMNT after perceived Munsters underperformance. Hosts frame TMNT as 'full-blown comeback' and explicit 'I think Dwight's back' commentary.
medium · Host statement: 'I know that that had to have devastated him. And this, I think, is a full-blown comeback. Like, look what I'm made of.' followed by mutual agreement 'I think Dwight's back. Yeah, I do, too.'
community_signal: Hosts acknowledge community criticism of TMNT theme choice ('There's weird people shitting on the theme'). They find this criticism unfounded and defend the theme execution as 'nailed.'
medium · Host states 'There's weird people shitting on the theme' and asks 'Have you seen some of those comments?' but does not elaborate on specific criticisms
gameplay_signal: Hosts discuss mechanical design details including long stand-up targets (vs drop targets), left outlane post protection, tapping skill shot mechanic, and center ramp shot design. Feedback generally positive with minor considerations about post removal.
high · Extended discussion of shot design, mechanics, and minor tweaks under consideration; hosts note tapping works 'this time' and is 'more satisfying than TIE Fighter'
product_concern: Ongoing discussion of Stern's aggressive lighting strategies. Boba Fett and Ghostbusters noted for intense flashing; Wonka specifically problematic for ball obscuration. TMNT did not trigger this concern despite well-lit room gameplay.
medium · Hosts discuss whether seizure-inducing effects appeared in TMNT ('didn't catch any of it'), reference Boba Fett and Wonka as prior examples, note sensitivity to this design choice
product_strategy: TMNT available in Pro and Premium/LE versions with differentiated artwork and features (mirrored backglass noted for LE). Hosts plan extended evaluation before final review rating, indicating complex product positioning.
medium · Hosts mention 'Pro's my favorite' but note desire to unbox LE to see 'mirrored backglass'; indicate rating ('probably not a B') may change with more play