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Alex ranks Medieval Madness, The The Addams Family, and Godzilla as top 3 best pinball games ever made, claiming objectivity over opinion.
Medieval Madness only sold 4,000 units originally (released 1997) but resale prices keep rising despite repeated remanufacturing by Chicago Gaming.
high confidence · Alex presenting the #1 ranked game, stating this as foundational evidence of the game's objective superiority
The The Addams Family sold 22,000 units and is the best-selling pinball machine of all time.
high confidence · Alex citing sales figures as objective proof for #2 ranking
Godzilla from Stern is on track to pass The The Addams Family in total sales.
medium confidence · Alex citing Stern and George Gomez statements; dismisses Joe Kaminkow claim of 28,000 units sold as unverifiable rumor from 'a bullshitter'
Godzilla is the most common game on location and in home collections in 2026.
medium confidence · Alex's observation about contemporary pinball distribution
Firepower was on the original top 10 list but was cut as the hardest decision; it would rank #11.
high confidence · Alex directly stating this in response to Alan's challenge about its omission
The castle toy destruction in Medieval Madness creates a unique memorable impression that surpasses any other pinball mechanical moment.
high confidence · Alex providing the defining reason Medieval Madness is #1: 'If you saw that a single time...you remember that for the rest of your life'
The The Addams Family didn't perform as a major cultural event—it was the 12th biggest movie of 1991; Sleeping with the Enemy (24% on Rotten Tomatoes) earned more.
medium confidence · Alex providing historical context to separate the pinball game's impact from movie popularity
The The Addams Family established the blueprint for modern mode-based pinball design that all subsequent games copied.
high confidence · Alex discussing game design influence: 'this is the introduction of [modes] that's done well...how you're playing the game'
“If you disagree with this list, it's probably because you're uneducated, which isn't your fault. You might be stupid, which isn't your fault, but you are wrong because this is the correct list.”
Alex @ Early in episode — Sets the comedic but assertive tone for the 'objective' list premise
“If you've seen the castle blow up, even if it was just one single time, when you were eight years old, 25 years ago, you remember that for the rest of your life. It's unreal.”
Alex @ Medieval Madness discussion — Articulates the defining characteristic that makes Medieval Madness #1 in Alex's framework
“The pinball machine might play a part more than people would realize. I think it has helped solidify that The The Addams Family is more of a cultural icon than this movie alone would have.”
Alan @ Addams Family section — Key insight that pinball can amplify IP cultural relevance beyond original source material
“Mode start on scoops, dude. And but really, like it is the it is like what everything else started trying to copy from that moment forward.”
Alex @ Addams Family design discussion — Explains Addams Family's design DNA that influenced all modern pinball
“You might not like this direction. You're looking right at me when you're saying this. I know you don't respect the facts. You might not like it, but this game is modern pinball.”
Alex (to Alan) @ Godzilla #3 ranking — Acknowledges Alan's resistance while asserting Godzilla's objective dominance in modern era
“There is so much shit to do in this machine. It doesn't matter what you're doing because you're close to the next thing.”
Alan @ Godzilla discussion — Captures Godzilla's design philosophy of constant engagement and accessibility
“I'd send them Attack from Mars just because I want to see if they thought it was funny. If they're Aliens, we're like, this is what we think of you.”
Alan @ Medieval Madness justification — Playful commentary on what game best represents pinball as a medium to outsiders
design_philosophy: Alex establishes a framework for 'objective' game ranking based on resale value, cultural longevity, sales numbers, design merit, and player retention rather than personal preference. This reflects tension in community between collectors' subjective taste and measurable market/gameplay indicators.
high · Opening premise: 'This is an inarguable, objectively correct list of the 10 best pinball machines of all time' with emphasis on separating favorites from factual best.
market_signal: Medieval Madness defies normal supply/demand economics—prices rise when new runs are released with higher MSRPs, contradicting standard collectible market behavior. This is unique to Medieval Madness.
high · Alex: 'They make more units, which should make the price of the old ones go down. All it does is raising the MSRP of a new model makes the old ones go up.' Contrasted with Funhouse 2.0 which dragged prices down.
product_strategy: Chicago Gaming Company uses incremental MSRp increases and aesthetic enhancements (RGB upgrades, fancier toppers) on repeated Medieval Madness runs to maintain FOMO and justify secondary market premiums.
high · Alex: 'they add some more RGB shit, they add a fancier top or whatever, they always kind of zhuzh it up a little bit. They add an extra $1,000 to the MSRP'
gameplay_signal: Medieval Madness succeeds through intuitive, charming design that works for all skill levels; it's reproducible as the reference frame for modern game design (Addams Family mode paradigm, Godzilla complexity model).
high · Alex on Medieval Madness: 'properly set up Medieval, it's still hard to get to the wizard mode' and 'doesn't lean on licensed theme.' On Addams Family: 'It's tied in...theme-licensing...this is really the blueprint for what modern pinball became moving forward'
groq_whisper · $0.170
8 Ball Deluxe represents the masterclass in drop target usage with three distinct drop mechanic types (in-lane, money drop, bank).
high confidence · Alex detailing the game's design merit for #4 ranking
The co-host Alan agrees Whitewater is excellent and the podcast has a full episode in agreement about why it's 'the fucking best.'
high confidence · Alex introducing Whitewater at #5 with Alan's enthusiastic confirmation
“It's like a bar. It's incredible. To me, this is like the pinnacle of games that are not embarrassing to have.”
Alan @ 8 Ball Deluxe section — Identifies aesthetic/social value of 8 Ball Deluxe as a collecting advantage
“It's the The The Addams Family of its time. It's the Medieval or the Godzilla of its time. People remember this game. These are icons, and I think that's not the only criteria for what puts them on this list, but they're icons for a reason.”
Alex @ 8 Ball Deluxe discussion — Establishes 'cultural icon' as a key criterion for top 10 inclusion across eras
“Every game on here, I really think if you're into this genre of game, there shouldn't be a single thing you have bad to say about it unless you want to be a contrarian.”
Alex @ Late in top 5 discussion — Expresses confidence that top 10 list represents genre excellence without legitimate criticism
market_signal: Godzilla has become the most prevalent game in both commercial locations and home collections by 2026, signaling either massive production volume from Stern or accelerated adoption/replacement of older games.
medium · Alex: 'It's become the most common game on location in 2026. It's also probably the most common game in houses in 2026.'
industry_signal: Stern's ability to produce complex, deeply-programmed games at scale gives them insurmountable competitive advantage over boutique manufacturers who cannot absorb programming costs across limited unit runs.
high · Alan: 'Programming to this degree is a cost that has to be spread out over units, units that the boutique guys do not have. No one else can make a game like this. That's why Stern's the king.'
sentiment_shift: Despite Alan's personal dislike of Addams Family and skepticism of Godzilla, both he and Alex agree on objective rankings based on measurable criteria, indicating mature separation of taste from industry consensus.
high · Alex: 'I don't like it, but I put it here because it is the second best game of all time' (Addams Family) and to Alan on Godzilla: 'You might not like this direction...but this game is modern pinball.'
community_signal: Hosts note Pinside Hot 100 list vulnerability to review-bombing by dedicated game communities (specifically Godzilla owners organizing 'brigade' campaigns), revealing community organizing around rankings.
high · Alex: 'it's rated number one on the pin side Hot 100 still. There's always some boutique knocking down its door, and then the Godzilla owners have to rally the fucking troops and get everybody in there to review Brigade it.'
design_innovation: Addams Family pioneered mode-based structure with scoop-to-start mechanic that became industry standard, establishing design pattern all subsequent games reference or deliberately buck (causing player backlash when they deviate).
high · Alex: 'this is the introduction of [modes] that's done well' and 'Pinball basically shifted...It makes sense. It's like that's how you're playing the game...the people demand scoops.'
rumor_hype: Joe Kamencal's claim that Stern sold 28,000 Godzilla units is treated as unverifiable rumor by hosts, but Stern will make sales victory public if Godzilla passes Addams Family's 22,000-unit record.
medium · Alex dismisses Kamencal as 'a bullshitter' and states: 'When this actually if it does pass the Addams Family in sales, we will know about it. There's no way Stern does not announce that.'
collector_signal: 8 Ball Deluxe's appeal extends beyond mechanics to its timeless, tasteful Western art by Margaret Hudson—positioning it as socially appropriate for public/home display, unlike embarrassing themes like NASCAR or Rick & Morty.
high · Alan: '8-Ball Deluxe is just fucking cool. Like no one's going to walk in and be like...it doesn't have any like gratuitous...pandering...This one's tasteful and it's cool.'
design_philosophy: Godzilla's theme works precisely because it had no established expectations—the franchise spans 70 years of tonal variety, giving designers complete creative freedom without contradicting fan expectations.
high · Alex: 'Godzilla is a perfect canvas of a theme because no one really had expectations for what a Godzilla game was supposed to be. It's a franchise that's been around since 1954...slapstick dumb shit...they could do whatever they wanted with.'