Lower bitrate. Hopefully this works. All right, that should hopefully work. Dropping. Wait. Is my mic on? My life is over. And we're back. All right, I lowered the bit rate, folks. Sorry, I had to kill the... Oh, while people wait? The stream is not brought to you by any of these people. Not any of these sponsors. None of them paid to be on this. They paid to be on this. They paid to be on this board. They paid to be as part of Half Red, which was a... We streamed from Half Red. It was an awesome success. Yeah. Oh, you smell like tortilla chips. Welcome. But how does that help me? Man, I got to say, that C4D, that Chicago 4D logo. Are you giving yourself credit? Like, I did or not? No, I get to, like, touch it now. Look at that. Chicago. Fuck, that looks good. These are all great companies. None of them really are a part of the Twitch stream. I just wanted to show you some really cool artwork. All right, well, if we're good and going, I won, so that means we are tied. I'll kick it off. Did you tell somebody to look at the stream? No. You're like Andrew Kramer. Check this shit out. Yo, check it out. Your logo's in the game. On a pinball. What do you even call this? It's not a podcast. What is this? A live stream? Is there a cooler name for what we're doing? It's Twitchcast. Oh, that sounds dumb. It's a live event. What? This is a live event? You're practically in our studio. It's a lava vent. That's what it is. Lava. A lava vent. Like a vent that lava comes out of. A lava vent. Yeah. Yo, he was dead. He was dead the whole freaking time. People are saying maybe pinball television show. Best show on TV. Thanks. I think that's really what. I don't like that I have my wake-up pen with me right now. I'll go put it away. Can I trust you to put this on my desk? I don't know. You're going to get like Doritos on it or something. No one's ever touched this. You want to put my art in a stick? All right. You guys are honestly responding really quick, which means I think lowering the bit rate was probably good in general to do. So I'm going to do the same approach. Drain until I get my red line. Now, I'll say the approach that I'm taking is not what you should be doing if you're in a tournament, because typically the ball saver is off. And you're going to want to launch and then use your upper quarter here to immediately start hitting your loops. Also, a cool feature on this, if you watch the RPMs when you hit the flipper, the longer you hold it, you can rev the engine. Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. Straight up pinballing. I like to say we pinball deck. Yeah, you pinball it. Pinball deck. Pinball Day. Pinball Day? Pinball Day. All right. Here we go. Oh, he got it. How does this keep happening? Ten million? Oh, no. Red line. Three million. Oh, wow. That's a great strategy there, Jack Danger. What'd I do? What'd I do? Last night I saw someone taking apart Star Trek The Next Generation. Jaded, that is, his name is Lethal Frag. He took out a, he started a Kickstarter to raise a bunch of money to stream pinballs. But I think he's normally, he's like huge on Twitch for doing all sorts of games. I think League of Legends, I'm not entirely certain. We get a couple of his viewers in here, like Death Mask. So the tilt is tight. Well, yeah, if you give me smiley faces on my floor, that'll... All right, so I'm not doing so good here. Same approach, hopefully. Well, the kickback isn't going to do anything this time. I don't know what that was. I don't know what that was. Oh! I wasted too much time. I had to get rid of it. Nice. Cute. Dude, people are responding really quick now. I lowered the bit rate, which I think was probably the smartest thing we've done the whole stream. I don't want to skip. Oh, no. All right, good start. Not. Move the machine halfway across the room. Shut up. Shut up. Why did it tilt? I moved the whole thing. Why did the flipper stop working? Oh, that felt good. That felt real good. Look, it's Hank Hill from King of the Hill. Oh, Hank Hill did this game. Get through. Oh, nice. Burn the rubs. Yo, multiple. Oh! Also, folks, there's a police light on top of this machine. Yeah, Nick doesn't flip around when he nudges, quote, unquote. Oh, he's got it. It's hard. Step back. Wait by him. All right, you got to get back in the supercharger to charge it up. Stop. Stop. Everybody out Everybody out The game doesn't even understand It doesn't understand how you could have lost Three balls in that short of time Look it, they're all trapped in there They're on each other? There they go Wow Dude You witnessed the ultimate Everybody out of the pool right there That was beautiful. That was amazing. New Continental, thank you. You nailed it. Everybody out. All right. This is my only chance. That was amazing. I don't like it. Certainly don't like it. Get out of there. Do it. Now! Smart! Time to make the money. It's like this pail. If you get the video mode... It's an unfair amount of money. It's a lot. See, my jackpot was $25,000. You got a video mode for $27,000. Because I'm awesome. And another million. Hey, that's your figures. Oh, God. No. No. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Time right here, folks. This is it. Get all the points I can get here. I need 10 million. I used my multiball. I need video mode, basically. Out of the pool. Out of the pool. Oh, hope for some good burn rubber. I think I left your lower third up again too long. Oh, man, I got dropped. Let's see. Let's see. I don't Turn it over Ten you backhanded folks Ten you Just barley I think you have Good bump them up I think this backhand will work again right Yep It will Forehand works too Oh wow Oh. No. More, more, more. No more, no more, no more. That's it. No. No. No! No. No. No. Did you beat me? No. Two close games. I came out on top. All right. That's all right. One jack win. I'm going to go first because I feel good. Two out of three, baby. Another two out of three. Jacqueline is the first two out of three. All right. I'll put Nick up for a moment, and then I'll get rid of him so we don't keep screwing up the lower thirds here. Drinking and paying attention to stuff are not things that go hand in hand. Yeah, Jaded, honestly, if it's not close, it's not fun. If you completely dominate someone, that means they're just... I mean, it's fun in a tournament. It totally takes a while. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. One-on-one with a friend, it's more fun when it's closed. Like, that was, like, to the last million, you know? Like, the first game we played came down to, like, 100,000 points. 200,000 points. Oh, shit. Right. I want that supercharger. Don't do it. Oh! Million, two. Ten, ten, ten, ten. Oh, four. Four's good. Burn rubber. Yo, burn. Ten. Ten million. Down ten million. Boop. Whoa. So that lock split. All right, kill it. You can tell the lock split with the green arrow right here. There's one here that's a little dim, but that will lock your ball. That one's harder to do than the inner loop from the top hooker. The inner loop top hook. Yeah, but you have like giant ham fists. I know, I do push-ups. He does push-ups. I need to do his brain push-ups. Because my brain ain't working. Keep an eye on that. That supercharger reminds me of that fun track around NASCAR pin. Yes, that was a tilt. That was a... The NASCAR thing that goes up and around. Oh, yeah. That reminds me of Hurricane. Hurricane? Oh, no, I'm thinking Dale Earnhardt Jr. Where it, like, comes into, like, the front of the game. That's the same game. Hurricane and Dale Earnhardt Jr. No, NASCAR. Oh. Yeah, sorry. Where it goes all the way up, and then it goes boom. It barely moved, but he was using his left hand to smack, and that's where the tilt's located. And the tilt bob is close to this side. If you slap from this side, you're not going to tilt very easily, but if you slap from this side, it goes kook kook, and then you're out. Because it's all located here on the left side of the machine. Don't move. Don't move. Can't kill. Why you got a speed gun? You mean a blow dryer? Yeah, why you got one of them portable air conditioners? The slip is stuck up there a little bit. So what's nice this week is we have a tournament coming up on Thursday here. It'll be nice to figure out all the little tricks. The nuance is so we can destroy everybody. Oh, let's go all the way. Rosemana, my man. Rosemana. Uh-oh. Oh, there's a check. Eee. That was a Nick move. Eee. Oh. What bricked? What bricked? Man, you get super bricked. All right, we're going to try backhanding this. Tradition had a NASCAR underrated game, huh? Never? Wait, are you saying Dale Earnhardt and NASCAR were the same game? Yeah. Like the one we played at Enchanted Castle? That's the same game. They had the loop, and it had the little cars going up over here. That game was crazy. I think, I mean, I'm 99% sure you're right. There's something wrong with Dale Earnhardt. Where is Dale Earnhardt? Was Dale Earnhardt NASCAR? I don't know. He's in NASCAR. Yeah, I think they just branded it. I'm trying to hit the freaking burn rubber shot. You're so good at that burn rubber shot. The last three times you did it, you got a million points. Let's see what you get now. Ten million. Damn you. And now I'm going to teal. Teal. Uh-oh. All right, now two in a row. You get ten. Now we're talking. Slingshot. Dale Jr. is considered the L.E., but it's the same exact game with different art. Same with Grand Prix. That is NASCAR for the EU market. Grand Prix. Prix. Grand Prix. Grand Prix. All right, here we go. Lou. Lou Continental. Yeah, Dale Earnhardt is... It's interesting. Oh! The hair dryer is real. Yeah, that hair dryer can do my ball back. Shift gears. Shift all gears. Shift your gears. Oh, here we go. Oh, no. Give me some red lines. Video mode. How do you like video mode? You get to third gear. Where do you put the ball? Right there. Let me show you. He's racking up the millions, folks. It's so fun to drive. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. So if there's three cop cars parked there, there has to be three cop cars parked there. If you hit your shifter, it'll give you a multiball right away. I have. But it screws your real multiballs. So I have my red lit. So I have green, yellow, red, green, yellow, red, which means if I hit it up that side ramp in the back, either here or here, I'll get multiballs. Once you get multiballs, you want to hit the... Supercharger. The supercharger to charge your mult... No, the first jackpot is to get it back up there. Then you can relight it with the supercharger. Let's see if we can do this. Over the flip-flop. Somebody pass it over and try to get it up this way. Gross. That sucks. Gross. It's not working. No! Alright. Go. You! Shit. That was the right shot, but it wasn't enough power. That's awesome, Chris. I didn't know that either. Hotel hippies. Here we go. Side shot. Go. No motiva for you. Try that again. Another one. feeding it though. There it is. So now I want that same shot again, either here or the side shot to get the first jackpot. Oh no, I do have to charge it. Excuse me. Well excuse me. It's just the first one is, you can get it with one supercharger hit. The next one The next one's going to require more than a cheese, man. Super cheese. So there's one supercharged tasty. So you need to get it back in the supercharger. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. Where's that EO? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, yes. Oh, you saved us. It's happening again. Oh, you saved one. You got $3 million for the freeway. That's practically everybody. Freaking ball, dude. Are they stuck again? Yep. We'll give that a minute. Don't touch it. Nick, you're going to tilt your boners away. Butts of butts. Fruits of burts. Donate to kids. All right, I'll take that. It's only ball, too. You ready? Ready. Ready. Bring it. Hit her with... You're currently watching this on an NES, yes. Yeah, you can get an Xbox, the first one, the Xbox One, the first edition. Right. And you can watch it then, or you can get a Dreamcast. You can watch Twitch on a Dreamcast. On a Dreamcast. It did have a modem. So you can get that. Yep. You have to watch it on the little thing on the... On the little Pokemon thing. The little controller thing? Yeah. So we're watching this on the... Tamagotchi. We're watching this on the Tamagotchi. We're pixelated. In a Dreamcast controller. When I'm sad, it's like I'm doing a little temper tantrum and little lions are shooting off my head. Yeah. And you just need to use your food. And when you do really terrible, you see a, what is it, like a pixelated bed and just like a turd fall out of our butts because you just shit the bed. You just shit the bed. Yeah, little tiny three-pixel flies flying around. Oh, that's cute. High speed. Getaway. Here we go. High score. Stop that. Shoot. I can't find that shot. I want some RPMs. Where is that at, by the way? Oh, there you go. Lock is lit. Where is that shot? Oh, it's snowing, by the way. I'm going to have a nice little bike ride home in the snowies. This was your fault. My fault? This was your fault. What did I do? I'm just winning. Yeah, I know it's my fault. I'm winning and you're losing. I couldn't own a real high speed, so I got the NES game. Wait, was high speed its own Nintendo cartridge? Or did it come on a cartridge with other pins? I think it was a dome cartridge. And someone paid $50 for that game on his brand name. I bet it was $50 for about a week, and then it was $30 at KB. KB Toy Store? Then it was $20 with a... I don't think it did well. I had the original Nintendo pinball. High Speed was its own cartridge? Holy crap. I didn't have this one. People are asking if this was the prequel to No Fear. This is the sequel to High Speed. It's the same designer. Yeah. So the same guy made High Speed, Get Away, No Fear. He made ACDC, which we played earlier. He made Terminator 2. Steve Ritchie. Ritchie? Oh, Steve. Wait. Didn't, wasn't there another Richie, a Mark Ritchie, who did pinball stuff? There is a Mark Ritchie. He made Diner and he made the one that's like Diner. Taxi? Taxi. Yeah. He made a few other ones. No relation though. It is, they are related. Oh, they are related. I think it's his brother. Aw. Keep it in the family, folks. Keep it in the family. Alright, here we go. Get around it. Get up all around it. Get around it. Get around it. Whoa, you threw that ball. Go, all the way. You paid $7 for high speed on Nintendo? All right, I need one more pursuit charge here. Looking for our piano here, folks. Rip them. Oh, that was a real bad shot. Nope. That was a floppy, floppy, floppy shot. You know what, Scribble? I did the same thing. All my Nintendo games I rented from, like, video stores. Yeah, me too. Because there really was no reason. I remember playing some NES version of, like, a... There's, like, a satanic pinball game. The game was... The cartridge was all pinball, but everything was satanic. It was, like, blood and, like... What? Fiery pentagrams and spaiting heads and stuff. Mine was Sonic Pinball. I played Sonic. I read it as Sonic Pinball for like two weeks. But not on Nintendo. Oh, that was Genesis. Yeah. That's how you were a Nintendo kid, right? I was a Nintendo kid, but Genesis came out, and then I immediately regretted it. Getting a stupid Genesis. And I was like, like, macho bullshitting. And I wanted to just play Mario, man. It was Macho. It was so weird. It was like... It was like... That was my... That was my win. I thought you were going to say that was your fault. There were such weird games on that thing. It was all like... If anyone knows the name of that... Satanic pinball game on Nintendo... I thought everything on Genesis was going to be like Sonic. We're going to start speaking in Mario and fast and... No, it was all like... Try to be photorealistic with the jibby crap. Yeah, because nothing else was like Sonic. It was like, here's some really pretty, fun graphics. It's like Mario, but better. And you're like, cool, awesome. And then you get one, and you're like, oh, here's a bunch of bullshit. There was, like, Bonk's Adventure. It was a war. Wait, I might be thinking of, no, no. That was TurboGrafx-16. Oh, so it was Waterhouse. That was TurboGrafx-16. It was another Sega game. It was awful. Exactly. Exactly. What's another Sega game? They sucked. They were the worst. What was another Genesis game? My friends waited and got a Super Nintendo like a smart person. It was only a year later. I couldn't wait a fucking year. And then Super Mario. Star Fox. Mario Kart. Hold on. I'm having a brain fart on another Sega game from Genesis. Yeah. Hey, finally. No. Shaq Food. Shaq Food. You know what was good? Toe Jam & Roll. Yeah. Toe Jam & Roll was good. Shaq Food was a fighting game with all these awesome Oriental fighters. and Shaq. The basketball player. It's like, like, in the... Come here, little buddy! Kid Chameleon? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all, like, super ninja fighters and they're all five foot tall and Shaq just comes up and... Shaq Fu. It was so good. Wasn't he the boss? It could be playing. Shaq Fu was for any... No, I'm pretty sure Shaq Fu was on the Genesis. I played a lot of really dark games on Genesis, man. It was a little dark. It was the worst. It was like... It was like Lure the Rings every fucking game. It was like super weird. I remember this one where you're like the Grim Reaper and you had to go through all these different hell portals. I rented some shit back in the day. I didn't even think about that. You know what? You rented a lot of Dumbbell Games. Here's the thing. Here's what saved Genesis for me. Here's what saved Genesis for me. My friends could play Street Fighter because they had a Super Nintendo. Yeah. Mortal Kombat. Agreed. Mortal Kombat was the business. Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat 2 came out. Saved my Genesis. Mortal Kombat, probably, nay, definitely my favorite fighting game. The first one? I'd say the franchise. Although, although, although. Although? That one on Dreamcast. Soul Calibur. Soul Calibur. That or that game? Soul Calibur. That game, that game's graphics. Actually, it's right there. It's there. That game's graphics. It was like Genesis bullshit. Yeah. They're like realistic, but it wasn't ready to be realistic. It was all stuffy. Like lizard dude and pirate dude. Yeah. Like fantasy movie bullshit. And then, but the game was awesome. Oh, God, it was incredible. Uh-huh. It was such a good game. So I won. That means I got to go first. I won the first one. Yeah, play first. I used to have the plug-in 3D headset for the Sega Master System that would make you vomit the second you turned the game on? Did you ever have a Sega CD? Never bothered with that. The only game I knew that was for Sega CD that I wanted to play was that weird house-breaking slumber party creepy game. Night Stalker, Night Watch. Go. Oh, no! K.O. That was an awful game. So was the sewer one where you're in the sewers and you're flying around the sewers and you have to go left, right, left, right. It was all video. They did have Dungeon. With like the cartoon guy. My favorite was Make Your Own Music Video with Chris Cross. Oh my God. And you put shit together like clips they had? Yes. So they give you like all the clips for like three times. Night Trap. Night Trap. Thank you. It was like 320 by 240. It was 320 by 240. where you had like a girl in like an outfit or something. Yeah. Like one scene, whatever that. And the Criss Cross music video, it gives you different edits, like six clips, right? And you could look at the clips, and if you hit one, it would jump and be that. That would be your scene. And then you'd play the song, and then you'd hit two, and then that clip would be the part. And then once you got done editing it, they would replay what you just made. Wow. Mac Daddy make you up. Maybe, uh... C&C Music Factory. Sewer Shark was a sewer game. Sewer Shark. Sewer Shark. Sewer Shark. Sewer Game. There's a... Stop saying Sewer Game. It's Sewer Shark. It's the Sewer Game. Yeah. What was the other attachment? The 30, 32X or something like that? Oh, they had, like, the clip-on thing. Like, you, you, like... You played Virtual Fighter? You, like, ripped something open to, like, plug this thing in. Yeah. That was fun. It added more memory to the game, is what it did. Is that what it was Yeah Because Sega Genesis was 16 and this turned it into 32 I believe Well I believe you but I don want to Whoa, whoa, easy. I don't want that anymore. Shit, you idiots. Whoa! I'm getting some air balls, folks. I'm playing like an idiot. I like the Super Idiot. The 32X was the plug-in, yeah. Ten million? Oh, one million! One? Are you farting me right now, bro? You're a lot, bro. Good start. It was supposed to turn the Sega into a 32-bit system, but it didn't do that, yeah. It allowed you to play games that were... Virtual Racer was pretty cool. I think it had Virtual Fire 2. I had like 3D games. Like real 3D games. Real 3D games. Okay, here we go. The only game you need for Super Nintendo since tradition a while ago was Zombies Ate My Neighbor. Oh, that was a great game. Zombies Ate My No-Brays. Oh, my fucking butt. That did not drop fast enough. Good job, bud. It's not even in the narrative. Let's put... I remember playing... Do you remember, uh, Fester's Quest for the Nintendo? Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Oh! Oh, wait! But I got this phone. I have no ball saves now. Oh, never. Yo, DQ, man. D. D. Freaking Q. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that fling just all the way off? You think I care? Or no? Now it's on. Yep. There it is. A little bit. Oh, and it fell off the supercharger? Yeah. Oh, man. Come on, I earned this. I'm going to give you up. Yeah. Oh, God. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Nailed it. Good money, Brad. Oh, I'm going to sneeze. Don't do it. Oh, God. I'm going to sneeze. Yeah, you already snuffled up. Snuffled up. Dude, can you snuffle up against me? What the hell? What are you even trying to say? Want me to snuffle up a gift to you? Thanks, Dad. Devil's Crush, that's what it was. I didn't own a TurboGrafx-16. I definitely owned a Nintendo. So if... There had to have been a version on... Like Sega... I don't even know. I thought it was Nintendo. It might have been Sega. But yeah, it was called Devil Something, and it was crazy scary. If like three pixels can scare the crap out of you. Yeah, skip it. Oh, God, a million? Two. Wait, I need a beer. A two. A two. Yo, me too. You need a beer? Give me, bro. Follow me. Three. Oh my fart! Scribble. Oh cool, yeah, that's awesome. Oh, you won! Do you want to play this? I'm sure the graphics were significantly different. What happened? Do you want to finish or do you just want to win? Can I put my name on it real quick? You're going to put your name on it? What's it doing? You're going to blow this up? Yeah, let me show you a trick. I learned this. If you move this sideways... Oh, shit. I didn't know it went sideways. I only thought it went up and down. Nope. First you go sideways, then you spin it. Oh my god, are you serious? You're spinning it right now, one-handed. You're just dialing it in. That's amazing. If you do both of those things, what happens? Well, you drain. You just start doinking. Oh, there's a shot. Oh, that was an act. Why'd the flipper stop working? Oh, no. Yo, you left my name up. Call it fair and square. Okay, folks, tiebreaker. What do you mean tiebreaker? I won one, you won one in the second round? I won one, you won just one more round. Good luck. Yeah, what won one? Do you want to go first or do you want to go second? Um, if I won, I go first. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. Um, wait, did I grab us beers? No. Oh, I didn't grab you a beer. Sucker. Friendship brought to you by beer and a ball. Oh, God, drain. Drain. Don't drain now. Don't, please. God, don't drain. Calm the tank. Love you. Did I get the shift in in time? You know, I shifted and it went second gear until. You shifted into a tilt? Yeah. Where are these receivers from? Never gonna give you up. Scribble, that is totally crank shaft. This game is filthy. It's like, do I play the music now? Oh, wait, we're not done. What'd you get? Four million? You've been eating Torchiller chips without me. You get two. Oh. Wow. Yeah. Wow. You know what? I didn't have lunch. Silting like crazy. Ten cents. Thanks for coming. Yeah, you just rub a little water and it gets the florentine and they taste freaking delicious. Why do they make gluten-free fries? Why do they make gluten-free fries? Exactly. I think that's what it is. They're like, don't eat these. But if you do, we'll make sure it tastes delicious. What am I shooting for? Oh. Yo, we thought... Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Those don't mean it, asshole. I didn't mean... Yeah. Uh-huh. Should I just tilt it? I didn't mean to do that. I really didn't. I was trying to slide it into the camera. That's a good cue, you know. I guess we could have just moved that. I'll take it. Okay, here we go, folks. I'll play. I'm playing. I'm playing on G-Danger, that's right. Yo, he's a... I'm a left. He's a man's man. I'm not going to be a baby about this. Yo, why you such a baby? Oh, get up there. It's dangerous. You nailed that. kickback. Hey, hey, hey.よ、 judge、ベリ、ょ、 percent of Nick's game. 99. Oh, you didn't tilt. I didn't tilt. I didn't tilt it. Wait. So, Nick's kicking my butt. I'm going to go. He's trying to psych me out right now, and it's working. Is that distracting? All you have to do is beat 20 million, and then more. And then more millions. Phenomenal. Because you still have a ball. Yo. I'm Tyric, bro. Yo, get in your head. Get real. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop your moves, man. Don't make your moves. Your moves, everybody. Hi. Hi. Uh-oh. The win is 12-6. Second two out of three is Nick. well now we have to have a tiebreaker of a tiebreaker I have another shoe polish You can just pull it if you want. Oh, no thanks. Oh my god. That didn't work. Where's the ding dong? Ding dong. Ding dong. Where's the ding dong? Where's the ding dong? So if you want to light the kickback, you light these three lights and those three lights and you get the kickback. If you ever want to actually go for it. Later you have to hit them like in, like before they time out basically. I'm out, basically. You'll probably never find yourself shooting for those for the purpose of... Oh! Helicopter groove. You're growing helicopters? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh! Strategic train. Well, this is it, folks. I won the first two out of three. Nick won the second two out of three. So now we're going to have a two out of three. to see who won the two out of threes. We have our third two out of three. Thank you. Good luck, Jack Danger. Good luck, Nick Campbell. Except for I fucking put it up here, donate to kids. It's got your address and your phone number and the last four digits of your social. Yeah. Does it have your first pet stand? Samson. Marshall. Marshall Samson. Oh, my God. There's no money. Hit it. I want the super child. Yo. Yo. No, no, no, no, no. All 10. Oh, my God. It is. From what I believe, it is random how many loops it wants to give you. You know what? I saw something while you were playing that made me think it was not. Was it a tilt? Because that ain't going to do nothing for you. Oh my god, it was just a little push. You're just a little push. Yeah. I said push, folks. I have candy in my mouth. Oh my god. Oh god. Yes, though. Hmm. Interesting. Your kickback is lit, and your supercharger is lit again. How do you like superchargers? Okay, so this is what I saw. If you hit these, not only do you get kickback, but every time you complete a set, I think you get more Supercharger millions. I think. But it maxes at 10. It maxes at 10. But I think if you hit it early, you're going to get 2 or 3 or 4. But as you complete that, it'll say, like, add whatever. Tense. If you want an updated list on how we're setting up our stream, I'll give it to you. I recommend HD cameras. These are 1080p HD cameras. You have to do some digital zooming, which sort of degrades the quality a little bit. If you want everything to look beautiful, then you need camcorders that have an optical zoom, not a digital zoom. But then you're talking lots of money. But on a budget, this is what we got, and it worked pretty well. You did a great job. No, you. You. And we didn't tell you. Oh, God. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Second try. Oh, man. I won it. You just have to. I didn't even get myself a beer. Here we go. You still didn't get a beer? Were you farting in the other room? I don't know. Here, you play forever. I'll get you a beer. Okay. Is my mic even on? by metropolitan brewery the internet's saying you stuff. Yeah, I'm a tilter. Right on. Thanks for that info. Thanks for chatting, folks. Everybody, you're all incredible. Whoa. What do you mean? I feel like I'm dropping something. Yes, that definitely is an issue. I feel like that's going to slip right out of my freaking hands. It's just like, whoop. There's nothing to grip on to. Oh, sorry. I'm trying to look at my Snapchat. JK. The. The. Idea. Hone. Your. Hone. That's a game I love to play. I just love to hit the buttons up there and see what sentence it makes up. The idea. Yeah, hone your own music while I go back and forth to be able to, yeah, the first two, to get the hang of it. Thanks, Apple. That's dope. That sentence brought to you completely by Apple's predictive text. We didn't type a damn thing. Wow, that's a, uh-oh. Dude, that's honestly pretty slick. If I could do that consistently. Alright, pick up the ears. Now you can use Snapchat to donate to kids. what, temporary pictures of my genitalia that I send to Nick all the time? I see that you're screenshotting that stuff, man. It alerts me. Yeah. Private collection, bro. Oh, God. This game is not going well. Yeah, it had to tear a lot of money. Wait. Wait, count to ten. I heard you could send money through Snapchat? No way. Tense. I will send you... You can get rid of that. I will send you something. I will post a bigger thing on our About page of everything you need to do to set up your own stream. XSplit, don't use it. The stuff that you have to pay for, don't use that stuff. Honestly, we've tried everything. The only thing that works for pinball to look great is CamTwist and Flash Media Live Encoder. Yo. That's it. Do you need an Adobe subscription to get that? No, it's free. Thank you. Yes. It is free to download. Everything is free. Everything you need to do is free except for the computer and the cameras. Wait, what about the audio stuff? Now, the audio is a different thing because you... The hijacker, right? Yeah, so there's a couple of things you can do. I bought something called Audio Hijack. I'll post a link to it. Brad starts here. But we use that to offset the audio half a second so that it matches up with the camera, which you're going to have to do. But it's not expensive at all, at all. Like $20? Yeah, it's nothing. And I'll even screenshot our settings to hook you guys up. All right, let's battle. Try not to burp into the microphone. Yo, just, here. Burp. Thanks. Well, that's why you have to go back. All right, yeah. We're playing the last one. We're going to play another round. Okay. We'll play a death match. We'll play a death match. Yeah, you better know it for a third thing. Yeah. Don't just stop. Don't stop it. I don't want to shift. I just want my burn rubber. I guess that's focusing on burn rubber. So I can relight burn rubber like that. And if it falls back in, you're the golden boy. Yeah, you got a tent. Bradstrak. Well, Strak's close enough, I guess. Strak. Strak. Where's Strak? Uh, part of the track in Van Hill. Crackin' Van Til. It's a three-part group. Oh, geez, that was my last. Oh, I just nailed the shot I needed. Just a second before you hit it. There you go. You hit it. Don't waste all this. It's too late. Oh! That felt so good. I got to stop doing this. Ask your mama. Six tunnel shots. Brad Strang. Who's that? You. Why's that me? Isn't that your name? Brad's correct the shifting is real kickback my man super charge word no come down clean I love you please my god I hate you clean clean yourself oh no it's like Hiya, Bradstract. That's Crystal Gemnick. Oh, hiya, Crystal. All right, folks, I got to meet that. Thanks, Tent. The whole name thing, honestly, it is a little manual. We set up some stuff to make it a little easier with a MIDI controller. Oh, that's a win, bud. But it's hard to operate when you start drinking and you forget to turn it off. Can I do that again? You need to teach me how to use it. Oh, I will. But, yeah, I programmed all this so you just hit stuff and stuff happens. It's pretty great. But it's pressure sensitive. It changes. Okay, so first. Did I win? So this is the second game of the match. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Come on. What, are you trying to leave? Well, where do you have to go? I have a World of Warcraft addiction to ignore. What is? No, you can't take the shirt off. Nope. What if you were a girl showing her belly? Yeah. It's against the rules. We can toss and say fuck and all that kind of stuff to the kids, but you can't take the shirt off. For the kids. Really? Yeah. Is it for girls? Like, is it for everybody? They're basically trying for it to be, like, too over-sexualized. We're turning it into, like, a cam porn thing. Oh, yeah. Cam porn. Yeah. A can of porn. You don't like those, right? Yeah, I used to be one of those. Is that how you met your fiance? My fiance? When I meet her, yes. I'll let you know. All right. So... Stop doing that. We're going to get banned. Um... Oh, yeah. So... Oh. Um... My moniker, folks, if you want to start spreading my name around, is D-G-R. Danger! Danger! Danger! Um, alright. Awesome. So you go first. You won. I won the first round. You were the first of the two out of three. First of the two out of three. Can you give me some love? Jack Danger, everybody. JD. Second game. My name's so nice, you can say it twice. JD. JD Danger. So second game of the two out of three. Yep. Second game of the two out of three. So what I like to do, as I said before, is launch it, drain it as quick as I can to start getting my RPM back. Jaded, I did send my partnership in, but if there's something you guys can do to make that go faster, that'd be great. You can't show feet on Twitch either because it's a fetish content? Go do it. What if you're playing like Dance Dance Revelation? Yeah, what if you're playing like... What if you're playing... You know what I used to do? when I played Nintendo and I had no friends, is... Yo, this is a great way to kill a conversation. Donate to kids. What I would do is, I would take my shoes off, and I would play myself, against myself, on a fighting game with my toes. No, no, not that yet. Wait, did you butt mask with your toes? Yeah. and it allowed you to that's pretty good why aren't you shipping because I save it for my burn rubber do not ship do not ship because if he gets another right that's what I'm saying I don't get why he does this but this is his thing that so far I'm waiting for him so maybe he's got something it's my strategy ship kid ship ship kid ship there's an RPM Yeah, they look like... All the time he did, he doesn't get it. Like a dingy dong. DDR, keep shoes on. No way. I'm losing, so don't listen to me. You're doing this like he drains. I do do the drain. You do do the drain? It gives you more RPM. Is that? Yeah. How do you drain it? I just did three. You just drained it twice. Yep. Exactly, Jaden. What if you have the power pad or the track pad and you're playing track and field and you weren't supposed to wear your shoes? But now that you're freaking 40 years old and you show the internet how to play properly Without cheating and getting on your hands and even hitting it with your hands There was turtle and then there was what and then there was cheetah. What was the track pad? Uh... Track and field levels. Hare, rabbit, tail, rat, cheetah. Turtle, rat, cheetah. Oh, yeah, cold check also. I don't think you can poop on camera. Oh. I'm pretty sure. I mean, we do a lot of bed shitting. I shit the bed. But it's, you know, that is what it is. I love that this is LaGrange, by the way. Yeah, you can poop on camera. Just keep your shoes on. I love ZZ Todd, actually. You like ZZ Todd. Yeah. They were in Back to the Future 3. Yep. I want that to be my wedding song. I'm confident that my father used to hang out with those guys for a moment. And my mom used to hang out with the Road Warriors from back in the day. I think sexually. Wait, what? Huh? Huh? Or if you're Canadian, it's Zed Zed Top. Zed Zed Top? Yeah. ZZ Top. Is that however they want it to be? Wait, can I kick it? Kick it. Yeah, kick it. ZZ Top. Yo. So you can't get multiple. You can still get like one, two, or get a loop going. You can get a loop going. Oh, that joint. I got like five in a row. Five backhanders? The non-save save. That 10 million, and it went around like 12 times. You got to lock. So you lock through the green, yellow, red, just like regular red. You got to stop there. Mm-hmm. Remember you get by hitting the softer thing. Yeah, remember you get by, you light it by changing gears. So what do I want to do with this? Wait, the ZZ Top song on rendition therefore does add... Huh. Huh. Lou Continental is from Canada, and she says they call it ZZ Top. How about it? Yeah, I imagine it's however they pronounce it. and having you adjust for something you need to do. Yeah, like, they'll call a racha in Mexico. Wait. They'll call it the Beatles. Oh, L in French is still L. I was going to think of LL Cool J. Michael Jackson. I had to go through the alphabet really quick. Michael Jackson is Miguel Jackson. Tense. Tense, are we still not working on Xboxes? It's because we're sponsored by PlayStation. No, get a new Xbox. He still on the Xbox One right Oh you only have the Xbox One Man it time to upgrade Yo upgrade Get like a 360 or something Yeah that old Is that still going to be there Yeah it pretty old I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We still don't work on an Xbox, that's crazy. Is it a Twitter thing or is it a Twitch thing? I'll try it tomorrow. It might be a Twitch thing. I'll try it tomorrow. I'll go home and you can play. The old over thing, yeah, that's what I'm saying. What about Game Boy Light? Ben Morzal. Thanks, buddy. What about Game Gear? Right. Do you have the printer attachment for your Game Boy so that you can print out the frames of everything that's happening right now? Oh, my God. I want video mode. I want it. Oh! How do you video? You got to get back into burn rubber. What's the video mode things like? You know, I went to the Chicagoland show thing this weekend. What's that? It's jukebox, mostly jukeboxes and, like, Coca-Cola and, like, gas stations. Blue Confidential. It will always be get for me, never jet. Yeah, it's a rich white guy basement show. But there was a couple of pinball people there, and a lot of it was super overpriced. But they had two different cutaways. And both of them looked really nice. They were both asking for the same thing. I was fine with that. Please, Liv. I think you can easily get 15. Yeah, well, we've got cameras, we've got all the lights are working, we've got the clippers all fixed, we've got a lot of good shit. What finger do I need to... Still looking for... I just put it somewhere. I'm still looking for an Indiana Jones. Still looking for an Indiana Jones here, folks. Who said they had one? Tradition, maybe? I don't know. I think it's all right. Are you... He said if he wasn't going to pick it up, maybe he picked it up. I never said that he was going to pick it up, but he did. All right. Uh-oh, wait. I still have to get three. I still have to get four million, folks. Yeah, this is the original display. I'm just getting a shiver. Yeah, I don't know. It's a weird bounce. Get up there. Come on. Oh, God, no! Bonus. No, it's not enough! It's not enough! More. More at it. Oh, my God! Nice brag, buddy. I win! All right. Three-way game, I guess. Three-way game. All right, folks. That's it. I took it. Jack wins it. Dude, good job. Nice game. Red Star. 19. Brad, you want to go first? I'll let you guys go. You're new. Do you want to go first? Yeah, let me watch you tomorrow. I'll be excited. You know, Brad, if you give me a second, I could probably add you to the button and stuff. Nice. Can you update my stuff? I didn't update ours either because we were dealing with a bunch of crap. Plus, after state... You know, Jada, I'm not sure we're ever going to get those colored ENVs in here. We'll probably just stay original. I think it's expensive. It's a little expensive yeah Alright Zac Stark, you should be in the system. I'll hit your button once you step up to the plate. It's like $400 and it's really just like a prestige mod. It's like money to spend money? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you don't have these golden diamond ramps for a getaway? I see your water and white water. It's in blue. Yeah, they're pretty pricey, Scribble. All right, let's see if Zac Stark works. Oh, you're still Ed from The Walking Dead. It's not me! All right, scratch that. I haven't updated this shit in a while. Don't sweat it. No! What are you doing? Wow, who did that? You hit it too quick and you just made the screen blink. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Who did that? I did. That was from the Halloween episode. Who's that? No, not The Walking Dead. From Shaun of the Dead. Oh, is that another movie? Yes. Attack from Mars color DMD is pretty cool. They're just all pretty pricey. They're all cool. Yeah. I mean, I can't hate on anything. They're all legit. The Adam Sandler one is pretty neat, but you're just paying a lot of money for a few extra colors. When, like, you look at the DMD, maybe one-eighth of the time you're playing pinball. See, that's the thing. It's like getting a fancy paint job on your car or something. Like, when you're driving it, you don't see it. Everyone else, it's like a thing everyone else sees. Yeah. And I play a lot of pinball alone. Yeah. Alone. I play a lot of pinball alone. Alone. I mean, I don't want to say nothing bad. It looks really cool. No, they do look incredible. and they have to go through and animate all that crap on hand oh my god they look gorgeous um how much are they like 250 bucks oh It's hard to get my own name up. I'm controlling the board. Just hit it one more time to get rid of it. Oh, sorry. You're making me overthink. Whoa, I hit the supercharger and nothing happened. No, the supercharger was lit. I hit it and they just diverted me off. Two-way combo? Yep, I'm all about them two-ways. That's my favorite kind of way. Painting one LED at a time. Yes, sir. All right, backhand. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Forehand. Kickhand. Poop. Park. I know that. Drain pass. Drain pass. Dude, the drain pass is the most incredible move discovered in the last three weeks. Everyone's got all the right moves. But a drain pass could also be a good one. If you don't know how to drain pass, you ain't nothing. Although I'm pretty sure everyone's really good at drain pass. I think everyone's drain pass would be good at it, though. Unless they're still playing it all the time. Yeah, they're still playing. Confirmed, your stream is still one frame every three seconds on Xbox One. Yeah, dude, get an Xbox. That's got to be a novice game, honestly. It honestly can't be. Are you able to watch other people on that? There's no way that's us. I mean, he must. He must not. Is there somebody, first of all, is he not a Twitch fan other than us? And then he watches it? And then he's off? That can't be. Night, Paul. That can't be. Where's my beer? I don't know. Campbell. Yo, all right, we're all not doing great. Although setting up the stream is kind of annoying. Oh, is it? Yeah. Yeah, but we have to, like, travel over there. Yeah, well, you probably keep the stuff at my place. Uh, just, like, I guess it's not terrible. I just, it's nice on Monday after I've set it up to know that I can just leave it here for a week. Trent says he's being honest, every other stream works except for ours. Is it that we're too good looking, really? I think it's we're too good looking. Um, um, it's just the fact that it works on everybody else. I mean, the input to Twitch is fine. Twitch isn't receiving all the information. If Twitch wishes sending back the... Yeah, we're probably, I don't know. Money, money, money. I'll call the internet again and see what the internet has to say. Yo, Vigimode. Up! Up! All right, folks, I need a Vigimode. Don't let him have it. What? There's no way. Our internet's like blazing fast. No lock, dude. No lock. No lock. You work perfect on my Mac and iPhone. Yeah. Laura, it's definitely your side that's being choppy. Do not talk that crap. Laura. Come on. Laura, why are you fronting? Yeah, Laura, Laura, why are you fronting? Why are you fronting? It's not spinning on a ball. It is. spitting them out too hard. Whoa, what? Whoa. Uh-oh. You have a Linux setup? Holy crap. People say that. Sean K. Quinn. Yeah, I guess so. What's, uh, so what T-shirts do you have to buy to own Linux? Uh, to own Linux? Yeah. It's all Red Hat. But, um, tense. I will actually look up what the hell's going on, um, tonight. While I'm doing... Is Linux messing up to you? Uh, he says, on occasion I have to, I have the video chop suey effect. Oh, really? On the Linux? I thought Linux was rock solid. I heard. Yeah, are you, is someone watching this that's like a Linux god and you're just saying like, we finally found something. It's like the first Mac to ever get a virus. You're like, we got you now. We got you. Screw all the shit you were saying about yourself. Don't eat the kids. I like Linux, too. Line it. It's line it. Oh. No, because the guy who created Linux was Linus Orville, so it's actually line it. Oh, it is line it. Yeah. Come to me. Don't move. Whoa, that was power. So I need lights video mode. Here we go. I can't get that to save my life. Yo, you can rip sticks. Was that ball three? Was that ball three? Yeah, that was ball two. Mom? Okay. Woo! All right, folks. I can't hit that shot. Wait! I can't backhand it right now. It's all right. That's what it needed. Yeah, we got to get up on that Xbox stuff. Well, people would buy a different Xbox instead of the one. Isn't there like a two or three? I'll check out the Xbox tomorrow. The 360? Oh! Money! Money! Money! More than four! More than four! Yes! No, stop giving him points! All of it! Video mode! Oh my god, that would have been incredible. Make him faint. Ah! Ah! The cream. The egg in here. Ah! Oh my god, I just want a lot. I want something. No! Fuck it. Donate to kids, folks. Kids. Kids. Donate to kids. You know what's going to be crazy? What? Just when Aaron comes back. I miss him. I miss him. Yeah. We're going to be screaming. He's going to be hating. Hey, Ron, Ron. Don't go ahead of the motherfuckers. Jaded, are you watching us on a Wii U right now? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. We do. We do. Who's your Wii dealer? Your Wii dealer? Oh, my God. That's so stupid. No! I'm terrible. That's so stupid. I'm terrible, man. Well, the stream kept me doing too bad because people are responding to us. It's bad. Yeah. I think it's that next one. Yeah, I'm done with that joke. I will never be done with that joke. All right, JD, you got to be 36 to beat me. I've been looking at your chat, right? And you're playing a freaking game. Need the pins, fellas. I'll talk to all of them. Will you? Can't chat? Oh, sorry. Can't chat? Can't chat? Did you, man? I'm chatting. No, chat. You can't chat. Oh, back to that guy! You dig, dog? That's a wig? That's a hippie wig. A video mode wig? Is this how you want to go out? Yeah, that's how he does it. No, you fucker! Is that how you do it? Yeah. No, you want to go fast! Is that like a break? No, you choose how fast you want to go, and you get more points for going fast. You jerks. Shifting my car. Yo. Yo. All right. JV2. Hit one. Weeoo has a foot tap, huh? Wait, it's Kung Fu. It's not Panda? No. Kung Fu Yu? No, it's the guy in the old Kong Kong movie. Oh, it's Kung... Kung Pao. Kung Pao, right? I thought it was Kung Fu... I don't know. Oh! Sorry. Oh! Oh! Pew! I didn't realize so many people had... Where's the punch button? My battery. I thought it was like something of the fist. Kung Pao, enter the fist. Oh, enter the fist, yeah. Battery. I didn't realize so many people had Xboxes to watch the Twitches. Yeah. I'll watch it tomorrow and I'll record it. So you'll record it? I'll record it. Oh. What the hell are Xboxes doing these days? Whoa, good fumble. College floors. Big Trouble in Little China. I'm not sure what that's in reference to. Oh, no, yeah, it was called Enter the Feet. Kung Pao Enter the Fist. Although, Big Trouble in Little China was pretty rad. It had that scary, like, 80s Asian dude that was always this scary 80s Asian dude. It had like a demon in the sewers I think that's the fourth time you said demon You're a demon I'm just kidding It had the three It had the three It had the three Yeah And one was a demon It also had the seven What is it? Seven demon bags Wait are you thinking of Golden Child with Eddie Murphy? I know, I know. I've got the knife. I'm a golden child, and I know, but... Do you know what I'm talking about? I've got the knife. Dude, I haven't seen that movie in forever. Is that really what you want to do? Get a video mode? Ah, no! What are you going to do? Full contact? You got a dog with your body too. I got a dog game with my dick on it. Too easy. Too easy. You just got more for the video than I did my entire last game. Yeah, man. Video mode is where it's at. There's been some discussion recently about the value of video modes. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much points. Too much points. But do you like a video mode in a pinball machine? No, get out. No video modes in pinball. I mean, if it's already done and it's made and... What about... What about party games? No. That's a good video mode. It's fine, but it's worth too much money. Especially with a VX mode. It's a little VX mode. Nick's just sour because I kill him with that every time. And I treat this as how I've won. Full contact symbol, I'll come back to. Just fucking with people the entire time they're playing. Donate to kids. Oh, God. Breaker. Breaker. You've got 52 million. You're halfway to getting your name on the board on ball one. I don't think it's going to be easy. I think it's because of Jack. Sean, you're right. The video mode does make this game a little imbalanced. So we should just take all of Nick's points away for the video mode. Yeah, he's got about 26 now. You're right. If you're going to complain, we'll take it away from you. Oh, the tilt. That was a big loss right there. Yo, that was like five or six mil. I'd sit on that for a minute, man. I was last place in my last game. Well, I was first place and I should have played first. So we're just going same order. You guys like Crank Shack? It's very dead noise if I mean. I'm sorry. No, I'm getting real beer tomorrow. That is good beer. You don't like it? The Super Jackpots could go up to $100 million. I've been drinking nothing but Dos Equis for five days. Dos Equis? I don't want to. Is that how they say it? It's not Dos Equis? Have you tried these? Dos Equis? This is really good. Is that in there? It is, but it's 10%. It's there. Really? Yeah. I'll get yours. No. Hold on. Oh, I'm not going to chug this, man. Oh, God. What a real beer. It's like manna from heaven. It is so good. It's so good. Okay, for everybody. Oh, my God. That is delicious. The Uncessionable Imperial IPA from Revolution Brewing is about 10%. Yo. Like, so, I don't even think it's so good. Timmy, can you buy that unquestionable anywhere? Oh my god. Yeah, we just had a slip of Starks and it is bonkers. Some bullshit! Shit! Jada, that is very correct. A good ball one means a terrible ball two and three. I'm just wasting all your good luck. Shift gears. Are you telling me to do it or? Just reading it. Sorry there isn't a lower third. This is Brad Zac Stark. I can see that from the deck. That it is. Your IPA rating is sort of up there. I think I'm nine or five something, something now. Oh, it even says Shaun of the Dead. Oh, yeah? Hold on. It's from our Halloween episode. Yeah. Let me make this bigger. There you go. Where was I? You were Batman, you ding-dong. I was Batman? Yeah. Go look at the Halloween episode. Wait, that was Batman? Oh, no! It's a tail! That's a tilt. Jack Danger steps up to bat. And Nick tries to push the ball. Sorry, I'm going. Just read that. Keep it alive, you know. Yo. So, it's ball one, F14. F14's good. Also, F14. I think that might be Richie's first game. And it's Gorge. It's Gorge. Oh, F14. Oh, I know. That's Steve Ritchie's first game. It's... I think it's Steve Ritchie's first game. I'm just kidding. Do you think it's definitely a Richie game, though? Is it definitely a first game? I think it's Steve's. I want to say it's Steve's first game. 10 million, come on, sign me up right. It had the upper thing and then it had the cross. One fartin' million. One fartin' million points, thanks dad. Extra balls. What am I playing here? Not the worst. I don't necessarily get away with it. That was me hitting James five times all the time. I like the paper dragon. Help! Whoa, easy. I like the paper dragon. Everyone loves you. Everyone thinks you're really attractive. That's not what I'm looking for. Yeah. Oh! Okay, that doesn't work. Great, great, thanks. No, you... Great. I didn't try that. Yeah, nice. Nice work. I'm sorry. Did I get carried? Oh! Thank you! Big winner! Did Nick win this? Did he win that? No, I won the first one. Oh, I don't know. Donut Heaven, bro. Donut Heaven, would you know my name? If I don't know your name, would it be the same? If I don't know your name, would you know my name? Sean is saying that Firepower was his first game for Williams. He believes. Oh my fuck. He had to get right. Did he have a name for someone else? Was he working for Stern or Gottlieb? No, Firepower was first. Or it might have been Flash, he says. Or Flash. Flash was first. Flash was before Firepower. Before? Flash was before Firepower. That is. What's wrong? Here's the deal. I didn't do anything. You're trying to break my fucking song. No. No. Get off. Who you expecting? Super Panda! Thanks for coming. Who you expecting? We're an hour late getting started. I can't hear that saucer stuff. It's in my life. Software. Software. Get in there! No, don't even answer it. Would you stop? Speed up your car by hitting up. There you go. You're done. Stay in the right lane. Stay in the right. In the middle. Just ride the line. Exactly. Ride the line and then move left and right. Would it be the same if I don't There you go! Superman was his actual first game for Atari. I've definitely played Superman. That's like the double white body. Yeah, I played that that the uh... football payment the of hope well no one's ever been to san francisco alameda well later I got a hill to climb here, kids. All right. Is he going to do it? You can hold that and watch. Just keep it alive by touching it. Donate to kids. That's my move. That's my move. That's a good move. That's my move. Don't move. Mom? I'm trying to show. I need a, um, I need a, I need an Andy Richter. You need a Google, wait. What do you want? You need a Google? I thought Superman was a good game. Conan! You're so funny, Conan. Not, not at all what I was going to say. Yo. Flat. Nice shot. Nice hairdo. I just meant to control the phone. I did. Brad Zac Stark rules the world. Brad Zac Stark rules the world? Nice train! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! No! Oh! Looks like I'm on! Oh, man. Brad's hot. Ugh! Alright, I gotta get this multiball going here. Don't let him get it. Don't let it get him, Scream. Bad thoughts. My man! He got it. Alright, I'm on. We got a douche bag driving a douche car. Shut up! You hurt my feelings. Meow. Nice one. Meow. Rocket noises don't put balls up, superchargers. Meow. Oh, no. You got a two-way combo. Oh, my lord. There's no way they're all coming back. They are. I'll get back. That's ridiculous. That Super Panda Thanks for the salt buddy He needed it Or I needed it I don't know Would you kill the game A beat protocol That's good Oh I got rid of beat protocol I'll change I'll change the saying. So I can't say it? No, because Night Black goes, Stop. Engage. Be. That's hilarious. I think that's funny. I think that's funny. I forget what it's about. What am I having my game do that? I think it's just a protocol. I think that's what it's about. I feel like you guys are trying to discount me. Information about your AT&T mobile protection. Oh, my God. I get the multiball and you everything right and then we're out, everybody out, everybody out of the pool. EO baby, I EO! Exclamation point, EO. EO, EO, uh oh. Andale, andale mama, EO, EO. What? Everybody is out. Alright. Here we go, JD, come on baby. And you do it. We got a mountain to climb. We got a mountain to climb. No, that ain't it. Would you be my beast if I saw beasts in heaven When was the first day that I went there? Uh-oh. I'm not even on the... Why is the flipper step working? No. P.J. So, I won one and Nick won one. So, I was here on the first night. You got a one. You got a two. I got a two. You got a three. You got a three. No, you got a three. What numbers are you saying? Three, two, one. One, two, one. Why are you above me? Because I got first and a second. You got a first and a zero. I got a zero? Yeah. Brad's got a one, so we got to play one more. One more. One more, folks. One more, folks, and I got a ride home in the snow. Nick's got to ride home in the snow to get some antique tacos. Oh, it's Monday. No. Authentico. I am going to go there. You mean Authentico. Authentico. Authentico. Is it good? It is owned by Picante. The Picante? No. Picante on Division and Damon. Oh, yo, that's good. So it's owned by Picante. And then they have a low taste, like what's trio taste. In the cup? In the cup. Oh, my God. I'm in there. And then... I'm hitting that on the way home. It's no antique taco, but it's a third of the price. Yeah. So, it's... Try the quesadillas. I will do that. Get the quesadillas. All right, here we go. Quesadillas are never... What? Why is that song... Oh, you know what it was? I was listening to that My Dick album. My Dick. If you saw magic in heaven, would you know what it is? Oh, bullshit. Donate to kids. Jesus. That was disgusting. You just got $24 million out of nowhere. Yeah, how? How are you hitting that? I can't find that shot. He's the new champion now. I can't believe that. And video. I can't believe that. Kids. kids. Well, finish your sentence first and then say, donate to kids. Story first, then go. Forget it. Get your story out of the way. Oh, no! He got clipped. I got clippied. Ten million. Five. That makes up for it. How are you doing this, friend? Shit, kid, shit. Oh, thanks, Nightbot. Be super awesome and donate to kids. Aw, thanks. I wish we could get it to listen to us and just say donate for us. Work on it. Yeah, work on it. He's the best model that we have on the house. Figuring out the MIDI controller was enough for me and my programming prowess. You nailed the MIDI controller. I'm so proud of you. You can get this MIDI controller for $20. Yeah. They'll have that thing like, I don't even know, controlling colors on it. We'll be able to flip with the MIDI controller. Oh, God. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. Jaded, if there was a swear jar in the studio, we would all be very, very poor. And it would do nothing to quell my swelling. Swearing? Swelting. My swelting. Drink a beer for kids. Oh, God. Where is my beer? I drink so many beers per kid. Man, I had... All my drinking is for kids. Because I recycle. Nice chopsticks, man. Yeah, that was a good thing. I can't eat that. I did not do that. I can't eat that. That's nuts. And bonus health. I haven't had a score that high. Which means he has another four million coming on his next call. Can you grab me a beer, bro? Can you grab me a beer, bro? Surprise me. You know, J.J., that's a good idea. Like, have a square jar and use it to purchase a new in-box pinball machine. For kids. For kids. Oh, you got ripped off. Yo, take that loop change. Is that going to be? One. Un, bifo. Supremo. One beef supreme. Basically, don't tilt and get a replay. The replays mean nothing. Um, alright. What am I going to do here? Supercharger, burn rubber. Yeah, I got this. Sharks. I didn't want it to use my kickback already. I'll never shift gears. You can't make me, Dad. Oh, shit. Guys, I failed. Would you know my name if you saw beef in heaven? What's up, man? What's up for me? Don't ever stop drinking. All right. That smells like cooked pasta. Don't get the first one. Get the rest of the ears. We've got some guys playing Heroes of the Storm here in the back room. Or the front room, I guess you can call it. Invite only. No nerds allowed. Wait, only nerds allowed. What? Okay, we're done with that. What did you just shoot to get five million? I have a supercharger lit, but it's already over. Just give me a beer. Give me a gear. Okay. Here, look. Look how much liquor is in here. It's untouched. It's virgin. I just drank out of it. Don't you pull that shit. You didn't do anything. Yeah, I did. That guy can be a real good chipper. Nice save. Beautiful. We'll never know. We'll never know. Okay, there it is. Five million. Nope. You've got to have some gusto. You can go up the inner loop instead of the long one. No, we didn't start at 5. We started at 6. Oh, we've waited an hour. Oh, shit. Would you know my pain? That blooper just stuck right there. Yeah, it stuck to me, too. Gil, why do you stuck so much? I was out there getting around in that feather town. Well, just outside the rain, you know. He'll heal, he'll heal, he'll heal. Couldn't save him. He found it. Oh, he found it. Perfect. Well, I'm done. Uh-oh, uh-oh. One part in a million points. Wait, don't donate kids. Oh, because I didn't swear. So, theoretically, if I do everything right, you get six million books as a charger. Right. Do you want to help me run? Alex, can you roll the music? Yeah. So, if I'm right, No, but I don't know. I think it starts to see what it grows by. But I just thought Supercharger will stick by getting those five targets. Oh, that was nice. He needs, like, kickback, not Supercharger. Yeah, but he needs to get some more damage. Oh, oh, oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, close. Yo, how's that score treating you? Shit. Oh, baby. Wait. How? Video mode. Oh, shut your mouth. Would you shut your mouth? Donate your kids to heaven. Donate. Oh, that's too much. That's a lot. Donate your kids to heaven. Wait, multiball? Oh, I'm into it. We would fart and fart. Whoa! Three now. Mills is my cat's name. Wait, what? Wait, one of your cats? I have so many cats. It's so good, it must be Italian. He's a cat man. He's a cat man. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You're going to do it. You need to leave that ball. Hey, hey, hey. Go ahead and hit that. Go ahead and hit that. Yeah. That's good. Charge it. No. Thank you. Thank you. Wait, was this ball two or three? Ball two. Oh. So you're saying there's a chance. That's a great ketchup right there. Okay. Great ketchup. A mystery award called Warm Fart that makes a fart noise and scores no points. Wait, but Warm Fart doesn't make any noises. I don't know about that. It does. Oh, my God. I want all that. Everyone knows Warm Fart is just... Man, the ketchup is real. I wish there was a ketchup bottle. All right. I was going to say I have something I could ketchup on. Me too. I like tacos. Put some ketchup on the taco. Don't touch my multiple. Dick in heaven. You got a dick in death more than I do. Wait. Wait. It's all about parties, man. partying with your bros. Yeah, backhand that up. Because you know you is my love. Oh, it kissed the ramp. No! Super target. Super panda. What's up, buddy? You keep disappearing on me. all around the world. What did the lifeguard not... Wait, why did the lifeguard not save the hippie? Because he was a hippie? Because he had problems with the hippie? Because he was too... Because he wanted for murder. He was too far out, man. Oh, because he... Hippie stuff. Because he's like... That was... Okay, that was funny. That was good. Nick didn't like it. No, I like it. Hold on, here we go. Why did the lifeguard not save the hippies? You're too far out, man. Yeah, you have to save it. All right. Don't like it. Don't like it. Don't distract. Ten. Ten danger, pull it out. Ten danger, get it. Twelve million. Ten danger, pull it out. Ten danger, get it. Ten danger, pull it out. Oh. That's going to cost them close. Oh no. That's going to cost them. That multi-multi was good. Seven. Left. Left. Release seven. Four. Four. Oh no. No. No. The other one was like no. Here's the multi-multi. Would you come and retire now, J.D.? We're tied now, J.D. We're tied now, J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. J.D. That means we're tied, man. We can play a tiebreaker. Yeah, I'm still a hooker. Oh, donate some food. Yo, donate some food, man. That would be rad. Yo, donate some food. That would be rad. Oh, dude, I don't know what's the next pizza. Okay, guys, if I give you my address and you promise not to creep on us, will you order us a pizza? Look at that jackpot. There it is. Yo, load up that jackpot. Oh, my God. 25 million. You got it. Now, it's just counting? Oh, look. There you go. Blow it up. Down. Down. Down. Down. There's a disc right here. Oh, my God. Nice work. Dips off. Ooh. Ooh. Hold bonus. Oh. Oh, boy. You just dropped me out. Drag banger. All right, Jack. It's a tiebreaker. It's you and me. I'm out. Stop eating Lassie Taffy. Are you out? Well, I'm out, right? Well, you're out. You can play. Oh, you're a loop champion, aren't you? Ah, loop champ! Wait. We're the number one top voted pinball streamer on Twitch. Tense. My man. Yeah. The top streamers... I think it's called top streamers. Seven! One more! Wait, did that connect? I apologize. There's the same amount of alcohol in these. How do I check that out? Alright, J.D. Oh, it's on Top Streamer. So it's... And me. We tied. Yeah. I'll play third player. He's going to play fifth player. I'll just go first because I'm feeling good. Even though he just kicked me. Although, how about we say if I can beat both of your scores combined. Whoa. If you can beat both of our scores combined, you take it all. All the marbles. I like that. I like it. Just give me something to do. Ah! Come on, Luchan! Come on, Luchan! Jaded, if you go on our Like About page on Twitch, there's a link that says vote for us for top streamers for pinball. And if you look at it, we're number one. Because guess who else is streaming pinball and cares about this stuff? Really nobody. Are you on the Twitch app? Go to Deadflip. No, no, no, no. How do I go and see that we're number one? Oh, actually do it through Twitch, because I don't know how to use this through that. So go to Twitch and look at our, that's what? Oh, God. Yep. And go, so all the information that's like, oh, hit that I right there. Hit that, top streamers. Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. Three million! Shots fired at all pinball streamers. 10. Thanks, man. We have 22 votes. Papa TV does have an account on Twitch. That is correct. But we stream Monday through Friday. They stream once every three weeks. To be fair, I don't want to sit on our parade. But this is a list of pinball streamers. No, that are currently live. Oh, okay. Yeah. Currently live. Okay. It's like a Conan thing. Oh, the pulling your legs up? Yeah, yeah. Spring dance, spring dance. It's like flip, flip your head. No, like John and Bowen and Mark and all those guys are all really good buddies of ours. And they're all way better at pinball than we are. Much better pinball players than we are. And the whole concept of lower thirds and the layout and stuff like that, this was stuff that we were going to do for Papa, but we just sort of lost time and decided to use it for our own evil ways. If you could hit me with some... Jeff. No! We need chocolate. Oh, yeah. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. Buh-buh-buh. Did someone say, what, chocolate? We need a morning to do radio sound. Give it back. Cugs in heaven. That is very true, K3V2. They stream the big stuff. They also have an incredible rig set up. And they have the actual, what is that system? Trackcaster. Trackcaster. They got a Kickstarter for quite a lot of bucks. Yep, they started a Kickstarter. that afforded them like that giant streaming setup, that giant broadcasting setup, all the cameras and stuff. So we're kind of faking their setup for one game, but what's cool about their setup is they have eight games on their setup, ten games on their setup. And they can switch them between them all. Yeah, and they can just switch the new game at any time. That'd be like us wiring our entire studio, and then you just saying like, okay, go play this, and then we can go play Iron Man right now and just flip the games, but we can't do that because we don't have all that shit. No, we're on a bit of a budget. Thanks for manhandling the drinking part of my beer. Wait. We don't do that. But maybe one day we can. It's true. Look at me. So gloating. Ah! Oh, God. People in Chicagoland area, if you look on the IFPA calendar, you will see a tournament on the 20th of this month, which is in three or four days? Four days? Three days? That is an IFPA-ranked tournament here on all these machines. You can come and play and beat us. You can come, play, and you will be this. I will tell you this right now. You will be this. I usually get too intoxicated. I think I've won one of these. So based on... Thanks, buddy. I think my curve for pinball... So Jack's curve is... You're left to right, so I'll go right to left. Yeah. Jack's curve on pinball drinking is like he's good, and then he just gets better with drinks until he has like his fifth drink, and then he tanks. Yeah. I think my pinball graph is I'm pretty good, and then I go down with my first beer, and down with my second beer, up on the third, and then up on the fourth. Sure. And I think right now, I mean, I feel great. I'm a loop champ. I'm ahead. I feel pretty good. Except for that shot. Now I'm in a curve. Reds is always good. Mine's like the random. Crowdfund your dream setup for streaming pinball. Jada, we're trying to avoid that. Like, if we raise any money for anything, we want it to be for charity. We don't need, you know, whatever. I'll fix it, Mom. Crowdfund. Crowdfund. Crowdfund. And switch. No! We'll never make money on computers. No. That's absolutely true, Zac Stark. Thank you for... We can't make money off of buses either. You just said. We can't, but I figured something out. And it's called Just Wait Until... Are we going to make money off of buses? Just wait. We need a lot of beer. Can I just tell you to wait? We're doing a lot of beer, man. Can you backhand the supercharger? Can you use the money to buy us lots of cameras so we can have to... Yes, but we can't say that... Shots fired at viewers? What? No. If you guys want to give us money, if you find a way to give us money, we will give it to charity. Otherwise, just give it to charity. It's not that we don't want your money, because money is freaking incredible. I love it. I need to stop talking. But it all goes to kids. All of it. We're not saying this stream is all about kids. But we don't need the money. Kids need money. He's fucking Zac Stark with his testicle fingers. You've got a therapy? I'd rather my outfit. Donate to kids. Kickstarter or Riot? All these companies you love. Get the hell out of here with that shit. You're going to get us kicked off of Twitch. Just order a shit ton of pizzas. Not brought to you by Hat Press. Don't look it up on the internet. Don't look it up on the internet. Maxon. Awful. Awful company. Cool for him. Incredible, actually. video co-pilot good looking guy I've heard great things also some great looking guys haven't really paid a test to them Chicago C40 yeah you know if you're into that yeah if you're into that brother stuff Red Giant I'm loving it like look how look at this you can't even do anything Oh, really? You're going to let the last sponsor off? You're going to read all the sponsors except for the last one. Nobody can read it. Nobody can read it. It's black on black. I can't read that. Oh, God. I broke everything. All right, Jada, thanks for coming. Don't leave. The last one, nobody wants it. What the hell did you just do? The last company no one cares about. Yeah, dude. Hey, man. Sponsors on YouTube. If they vanished, if they vanished. All right, here we go. Uh-uh. Excuse me. Uh-uh. All right, folks. We clearly drank too much tonight. I did. I'm feeling pretty good. I had a taco. I had some water. Yo, Nick, go drive your bicycle to Austin Taco. Oh, I'm going to Austin Taco. And then come back with it. No, no, no. I'm staying there. Would you want some chocolate? I'm going to order some Thai food and cry. I usually go to Kin's. Oh, fuck! Or order from Kin's. I just want the watch, folks. You know what we should do? Wait, no, I found a way around the money thing. We'll just set up an Amazon wish list. Oh, yeah, for all the candy. Yeah, so that, you know, you're not actually giving us money, but you can help buy the gear to set it up. Oh, that? I think it was Kickstarter. That was incredible. Yeah, but that's money in a different way, and that sort of makes me uncomfortable. Kickstarter is weird, man. Yeah. We got, like, teaser to teaser. Yeah. So, Nick, okay, here's the deal. So, if you see the car pull in front of the donut shop, folks, and it's got three cars parked there, not two, not one, not four, but it's three cars parked there, and you hit your plunger, your shifter, What was it called? Secret Mania. There you go. The reason it really fucks me. But don't ever do that. What was? It didn't kick the other ball out. It didn't kick the other ball out? Yeah. Don't ever do that. That's what makes it work. It takes whatever balls you have locked up and just gives them to you. Don't do that. It's a fun secret. Don't do Secret Mania. Yeah. I just batted that away. I was like, F that. I'll never shift. Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Give me... Calm. Calm the tape. Oh, God. Calm the tape. The joints are real. The joints are real. Okay. Yo, you got this, Brad. Brad might have it. Look, Brad... Sorry. You just got to get... Hold on. Get the fuck out of here with that. I'm going to have, like, the nastiest cold. Brad used to get 45, 45, 45. Speaker Mania definitely is not one ball. I will vouch for that. It's definitely a multiball. So you need to get 47-ish. If Brad gets 47. If Brad gets 47 million points, he automatically wins. Too much pressure. Brad, all you need is 47 million. 47 million. That's like 20-6 million points away. I got this. I got this. I'll play this. Ooh, he's taking some risky shots. Oh, he's going for butt chance. Oh, my God. He's on a loop. It's the kickback. It's the secret kickback. The secret kickback. More on the end. Oh, that supercharger wants your love. Oh, God. Five mil. He's doing it. Five mil every time you hit it. Eight mil now. No. Oh, God. Oh, God, he's coming. He's coming for it, folks. Oh, God. Can he do this? Oh, my God. I think he just hit it. For everything. I think he just... He did it! Good job, buddy. Start fucking taking this. Doubles our scores to take the win entirely. That is a good win, my friend. You know what? That's a fun circumstance to put on last place. You're like, if I double both y'all's scores, if I get your scores added together, combine. Damn, dude. Good fucking job, Zac Stark. I'm the wiener. I'm the wiener. I gotta go. I'll be back in a few days. Folks, thanks again for coming. Don't forget to donate to kids. We'll be playing the getaway all week long. We'll try to drink a little less. We'll make sure the stream starts on time tomorrow. There are no guests lined up, so if you're in Chicago, give me a holler, or else I'll just start grabbing hobos off the street. Yeah, come play pinball, hobos. You know, the hobos. Pinball for hobos. For hobos. Yeah, donate to hobos, too. Why not? They need money. Man, for kids. What, for kids? Yeah. They don't. Bye, everybody. Thanks for coming. Love you. Sorry this went so late. Okay, I love you. Goodbye. What you want me to do?