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Stranger Things pinball generates mixed early reviews amid concerns about Stern quality control and incomplete code at premium prices.
The Stranger Things Pro ball lock mechanism is malfunctioning consistently across multiple machines, getting stuck behind the Demogorgon toy
high confidence · Multiple speakers (Dan, Ryan, Spencer) report this issue from their location play experience; confirmed on live Twitch stream during episode
Stranger Things Pro retails for $6,000-$6,100
high confidence · Spencer states 'the price on a pro now is 6K' and 'over 6K. What's it, 6,100, right?'
The Stranger Things translite/backglass artwork is low-quality and looks like cheap merchandise artwork
high confidence · Dan: 'The Translite is awful. It looks like a bad photocopy.' Eric: 'The artwork is pretty bad.' Ryan: 'it just feels like they went real cheap on this one'
Stern is releasing games incomplete with minimal code to ship faster and reduce bill of materials
medium confidence · Spencer: 'because of what Stern is doing to get games out faster, get games out maybe not cheaper but lower their bill of materials, you have a very basic... [failing] feature'
The game's playfield layout is similar to Attack from Mars, following Brian Eddy's typical design pattern
high confidence · Dan: 'The playfield layout is very reminiscent of Attack on Mars, so it's good. It's definitely a box standard Brian Eddy.' Alex agrees: 'Obviously, it's a Brian Eddy game, so the layout's going to be similar to Attack of the Medieval'
Multiple players failed to achieve multiball on the machine due to lock mechanism failures
high confidence · Dan: 'the lock mechanism always malfunctioned, and so I never got to play the actual multiball.' Spencer: 'None of us got multiball'
Stern games historically had test locations only in Chicago area; wider social media now prevents extended beta testing
medium confidence · Spencer references Mike Vinacore discussing his Bally/Williams experience on 'Slapsafe': 'they would put them on test four, five, six months before they hit the streets. Right. To the operators. So I'll go through my quick review... they couldn't do that now because within 28 seconds, there would be pictures and video all over the internet'
“It's hard to have an opinion about it because of the fact that I didn't really even get a full game in.”
Dan @ Early game review section — Sets tone for early experience being dominated by technical failures rather than gameplay assessment
“I would say that's probably one of the toughest shots in pinball along with the slam ramp and no good gophers in my opinion.”
Alex @ Game difficulty discussion — Comments on Demogorgon shot difficulty relative to classic pinball challenges
“The ball would stick, it would go through five or six ball searches, and then it just shut your turn off and start the next turn.”
Spencer @ Lock mechanism failure details — Specific technical failure mode that prevented gameplay progression
“When you're paying $6,000 for a game, there's some expectation of proper performance.”
Spencer @ Price-to-quality discussion — Core argument that premium pricing requires premium quality
“Stern's bringing out brand new, brand new games that they're charging 6K for that are not complete.”
Eric @ Build quality critique — Direct criticism of Stern's incomplete product strategy
“You gotta do better. We're asking nicely, but... you gotta have these things bulletproof.”
Spencer @ Direct industry critique — Passionate call for quality improvements to coil stops and basic hardware
“This is what pinball 2000 tried to be... this is the perfect evolution and I can only see it getting better from here as they keep innovating.”
Jamie @ Technology discussion — Positive framing of projection innovation as significant technological advancement
“You like pinball? I like pinball. Cool. We're friends.”
Spencer @ Community inclusivity discussion — Expresses community philosophy of acceptance and shared passion across demographics
product_concern: Stranger Things Pro machines experiencing consistent ball lock mechanism failures where balls get stuck behind Demogorgon toy, preventing multiball and game progression
high · Multiple independent reports from location play (Dan, Ryan, Spencer, Eric) and confirmed on live Twitch stream during episode recording
product_concern: Stranger Things released with minimal/incomplete code; button presses don't function; limited game modes and depth
high · Eric: 'it's unfortunate that the new games come with so little in the way of code.' Spencer: 'The button doesn't do anything yet'
design_innovation: Stranger Things Premium/LE features innovative projection-based playfield effects (Upside Down mode with flames, drop target interactions), representing significant technological evolution in pinball
high · Jamie: 'The projection. I love the idea of the projection... This is what pinball 2000 tried to be... this is the perfect evolution'
sentiment_shift: Stranger Things experiencing poor initial reception due to technical failures and quality issues, despite interest in theme and Brian Eddy design
high · Multiple negative assessments: 'didn't like it', 'not impressed', 'left down', with caveat that code updates and Premium/LE versions might change opinions
market_signal: Stern pricing Pro models at $6,000-$6,100 with quality and completeness below customer expectations at that price tier
high · Spencer: 'When you're paying $6,000 for a game, there's some expectation of proper performance... you can't take what works perhaps in the video game industry and apply it to pinball'
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The projection feature is innovative and represents significant evolution in pinball technology
high confidence · Jamie: 'The stream itself, I don't think, is too amazing, but like the heart is changing... This is what pinball 2000 tried to be... this is the perfect evolution'
Stern is failing on basic hardware like coil stops and flippers in new machines
medium confidence · Spencer: 'And the other thing that's failing on Stern, I hate to say it, is the flippers, but a very basic feature of the game that is failing within the first handful of games. And yeah, that's not to say anything about the issues that they're having with coil stops'
Casual location players may be deterred from pinball if machines don't work well, despite operators like Chris and Dallas quickly fixing issues
medium confidence · Spencer: 'And if that game is set for a week, not only would it not make money for the op, but it's taking up space... people are just looking at it going, and they'll never play another pinball again'
“It just feels like they went real cheap on this one.”
Ryan @ Artwork quality section — Summarizes perception of cost-cutting on backglass design despite premium pricing
“When I'm putting in a dollar, I'm putting in a significant amount of money and I expect proper entertainment.”
Spencer @ Location player expectations discussion — Key insight into casual player psychology and value perception in arcade settings
manufacturing_signal: Stern experiencing failures on basic hardware components (coil stops, flipper mechanisms) in new machines, suggesting cost-cutting or QC issues
medium · Spencer: 'And the other thing that's failing on Stern, I hate to say it, is the flippers, but a very basic feature of the game that is failing within the first handful of games... And yeah, that's not to say anything about the issues that they're having with coil stops'
manufacturing_signal: Stern appears to be prioritizing speed-to-market over completeness, releasing games with minimal code and basic features not fully tested
medium · Spencer: 'because of what Stern is doing to get games out faster, get games out maybe not cheaper but lower their bill of materials, you have a very basic... [failing] feature'
community_signal: Social media enabling rapid criticism of products, leading to public disputes (Spencer apologizing for criticizing Greg Bone's Stranger Things Pro on sale post)
high · Spencer publicly apologized for criticizing Stranger Things on Greg Bone's for-sale post, acknowledging he ripped on game/Stern rather than the seller
venue_signal: Quality operators like Chris and Dallas at The Retro responding quickly (within 12 hours) to machine failures with repairs, mitigating location experience impact
high · Spencer: 'Chris and Dallas from the Retro... were down there within 12 hours fixing everything and getting it [working]... it's been running pretty good since'
code_update: Expectation among players that code updates will significantly improve Stranger Things experience with additional modes, features, and refinements
high · Multiple speakers: Ryan 'when the code comes out... my mind may change', Spencer 'I look forward to seeing improved code'
gameplay_signal: Demogorgon shot reported as extremely difficult to hit, consistent across multiple players attempting shots during initial play sessions
medium · Alex: 'That's probably one of the toughest shots in pinball', Spencer: 'It took me like 10 shots to kill the Demi Gorgon'
operational_signal: Casual location players view $1 play price as significant investment requiring quality experience to justify; broken machines directly impact future play willingness
high · Spencer: 'A significant amount of money to most people... if they drop a dollar in that machine and they have a substandard experience, do you think that second dollar is coming? No.'